
Battle Royal
Hardcore Championship
Chimpo: I LOVE Battle Royals!
Jane: Everybody is in the ring... who do we have here?
Chimpo: Well... I reconize the Intercontiental Champion is here, Dameon! Going for double-gold!
Jane: Yes, I see the number one contender for the World title here as well, Reno Destiny! Remember last week when Reno screwed Dameon's world title chances?
Chimpo: How could we forget. I also see former World Champion Josh Kennely...
Jane: Who are these fresh faces?
Chimpo: In my notes here, the big guy with the mask is called Coma.
Jane: Yes, I'm being told the guy with the weird pants on is... Captain Happy Pants? Am I hearing that right?
Chimpo: That weird guys in the suist... I guess that would be Shantz and Meeddymer...
The bell rings and everyone starts brawling. Throughout the brawling, Meeddymer gets ahold of a microphone?
Meeddymer: Are you looking for an Indian lover? Try out www.dalillamalove.com for free today!
Josh Konnely superkick Meeddymer, and Meeddymer flys over the top rope and lands through a table outside the ring.
Meeddymer is eliminated!
Chimp: Shit! what was that website again?
Shantz meekly picks up the microphone dropped by Meeddymer.
Shantz: Uhh... anyone know how to format a hard drive?
Reno Destiny clotheslines Shantz out of the ring, and he falls back first into a barbed-wire board,
Shantz is eliminated!
Jane: Press F11 when rebooting your computer, Shantz.
Reno laughs at Shantz, and Dameon sneaks behing him and throws him over the ropes. Reno is lucky enough to land on his feet on thumbtacks, so he doesn't get hurt.
Reno Destiny is eliminated!
Dameon points his finger out of the ring at Reno and yells 'That's for last week'! Coma then grabs Dameon by the pants and flips him over the ropes, and he falls back first onto the tacks.
Dameon is eliminated!
Chimpo: Final Four! Redd, Coma, Konnely and Happy Pants!
Happy Pants scoop slams Konnely, Konnely gets up and grabs Happy Pants' Pants. They are made out of poor material and a tear rips the side. Happy Pants screams in agony, jumps over the top-rope and runs to the back.
Chimpo: Emergeny tailor! We got a man down!
Captain Happy Pants is Eliminated.
Konnely and Redd go toe to toe with fists. Redd backs Konnely up into the ropes. Konnely is leaning against the ropes for support, when Coma grabs Redd from behind and picks him up in a military press. He throws Redd foreward onto Josh Konnely, and both men roll over the ropes and go through a table!
Redd and Josh Konnely are eliminated!
Chimpo: We've got a winner!
Jane: Coma proves himself in a big way! He's out new Hardcore Champion!
Coma grabs the championship from a referee and immediatley leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Chimpo: The winner of last week's beat the clock challenge, Reno Destiny gets a World Championship Oppourtunity against Kyle Murphy!
You Make Me Sick by Egypt Central Blares through the arena and Red Lights illuminate the arena. The crowd send up an mixed reaction as Reno Destiny Emurges from the back through the curtains. He walks slowly to the top of the ramp and stands looking around the arena. Some fans throw the X sign in the air praising destiny as he walks down the ramp. Mellow his facial expressions are as he approaches the ring apron. He turns to assend the steel steps in front of him. as he walks into the ring he turns around walking backwards toward the opposite turnbuckle before turning around. with his forhead down in the turnbuckle he lunges his way to the second rope and stares into the crowd and holds the X in the Air.
Chimpo: Reno is Ready!
Gold pyro explodes at the stage as "MutherFucker Of The Year" by Mötley Crüe begins to play. Green and gold lights flash around the arena, and the ramp glows gold. Kyle Murphy emerges from the back to a huge pop from the crowd. He nods in acknowledgment, but begins a focused walk down to the ring. At ringside he hops to the top of the steel steps, then walks backwards to the center of the ring apron, raising his left arm out at his side as he does so. Wiping his boots on the edge of the canvas, he steps between the ropes and enters the ring. He crosses to the up right corner and climbs to the second ropes, flexing his muscles in various poses while the crowd cheers and camera flashes shoot off all around. After a moment he steps down and waits.
Jane: The champ looks better then ever, he looks to retain his championship.
DING DING DING
Reno and Kyle begin to circle around the ring and then lock up in the center. Reno pulls off an arm drag.
Jane: Looks like he caught Kyle off guard with that arm drag. Reno looks hungry.
Chimpo: hungry? I could go for a banana.
Reno and Kyle circle around the ring and lock up again. This time Kyle catches Reno with an arm drag.
Jane: Evenly matched, perhaps?
Chimpo: Who doesn’t love one-upmanship?
Reno and Kyle lock up once again and Reno puts a hammer lock on Kyle. Kyle reverses the hammer lock and puts one of his own on Reno. Reno begins to walk around and then moves faster and then with a quick duck he slams Kyle into the turnbuckles shoulder first. Reno then gives Kyle a couple of forearm shots to the face. Reno whips Kyle across the ring but Kyle reverses, sending Reno into the corner. Kyle runs in and gets a boot from Reno. Kyle has his back to Reno so Reno grabs Kyle’s head and drives him down with a bulldog.
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Kickout!
Chimpo: It'll take more then that to pin a 5 time World Champion!
Reno brings Kyle to his feet and hits him with forearm shots. Reno whips Kyle against the ropes and hits a samoan drop on Kyle. Reno drops a leg across the throat of Kyle and goes for the pin.
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Kickout!
Jane: and it will take more then THAT to take down a fromer World Champion in Reno Destiny.
Reno stands up and brings Kyle to his feet. Reno goes behind Kyle and jumps up on his shoulders. Reno spins around and goes for a hurricanrana but Kyle reveres and hits a t-bone suplex on Reno. Kyle goes for a cover.
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Kickout!
Chimpo: Reno Destiny wants championship glory.
Kyle picks Reno up and hits a couple of open handed shots to the face, rocking Reno back against the ropes. Kyle picks Reno up and drops him throat first across the top rope. Reno squirms around holding his neck. Kyle stays on Reno, picking him up and hitting a double underhook suplex.
Chimpo: Kyle Murphy with the cover.
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Kickout!
Chimpo: That was extremely close for the champion, he almost had it all wrapped up.
Jane: Almost doesn't win you titles.
Kyle stands up and waits for Reno to get up. Reno does get up and Kyle goes for a spear but Reno leapfrogs him. Reno turns around and Kyle hits a running STO take down. Kyle looks like he’s going to go for a cover but decides to climb to the top rope. Kyle gets up there slowly, sets himself, and then jumps off. Reno rolls out of the way and Kyle crashes on the mat. Reno gets up and Kyle slowly. Reno jumps up and hits a hurricanrana on Kyle. Kyle is up pretty quickly and Reno is waiting for him.
Chimpo: Reno looks ready to win the World Title.
Reno Destiny grabs Kyle Murphy and goes for the 3rd Degree!
Chimpo: 3rd degree, it has got to be over!
Kyle gets out of it, and then goes for a Murphy's law...
Jane: Wait, now it is Murphy's Law!
Reno pushes him away and rolls up Kyle in a schoolboy...
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Reno puts his feet on the ropes!
3!!
Jane: It's over! We have a new champion!
Chimpo: Reno had his foot on the ropes!
Murphy gets up in shock and argues with the ref that Reno was using the ropes. The ref ignores him an raises Reno's hand in victory.
Chimpo: I can't believe this, Reno Destiny has stolen the World Championship from Kyle Murphy!
Jane: Believe it! Reno Destiny wins his second SFT World Championship!
Reno slides out of the ring and grabs the SFT World Championship and starts heading up the ramp.
Chimpo: What is going on!?
Reno gets up and gets nailed by Murphy's Law!
Jane: Reeevvveennggee!
Chimpo: I can't believe it! Our General Manager is a nut!
Jason starts laughing maniacally on the ramp and Kyle Murphy stands over Reno Destiny.
Chimpo: I guess our Kyle Murphy gets the last laugh here!
Jane: I disagree, when all is said and done, Reno Destiny is out new World Champion!
Chimpo: That's true, we'll see you all next week! and I am recieveing word from the back... next week we are having a special Legends vs. Rookies night on Strike Towers Wrestling!
Jane: Legends vs. Rookies! Allright! See you then!
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