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Chimpo: Welcome to the Hollywood Bowl!
Jane: That's right everyone, we are LIVE in Hollywood, and the stars have come out!
Chimpo the Chimp: That is right, LIVE in this ring we have some Hollywood big wigs
playing their toughest role yet, an SFT referee!
Jane: Let's get rolling!
Chimpo: I loved saved by the bell... Screech was awesome!
Jane: Ok guys we haven’t seen Ruthless System do much since his return but lets see
if he can get himself going against Dameon..
Ruthless System has been announced and is already in the ring.
"I'm submerged in filth, fragmented chaos." The words echo through the entire arena,
calming the crowd momentarily before the continuance of the song brings in red and
white strobe lights. The pace of the song picking up brings along the words "Morphing
Begins! I Am Becoming A God!" as Dameon steps out from behind the curtains with
his ever trusty kendo-stick in his right hand tightly... As "Prism and Gate" by Scar
Symmetry continues to play "The Beast" slowly begins to make his way down the
ramp, aiming his stick into the ring and beginning to shit talk his opponents if not just
everyone around the ringside area. Looking towards some seemingly "hardcore"
loving fans Dameon points out to them with his kendo stick, causing them to erupt as
Dameon latches onto a couple shoulders while he places his foot on the guardrail,
hoisting himself up to take a good look at the crowd, who respond in unison
accordingly with another loud roar."Now as my soul is yearning. Morph to new
paradigms. Find wisdom in the learning. My will always finds a way. See the embers
burning. Sense no dividing line. Same being, dead or living My will burns through
time!" Laughing for a moment, Dameon then hops down from the guardrail, continuing
to make his way to the ring, the whole time slightly grinning. Dameon then leaps up
onto the apron taking another look out at the crowd as he throws his arms out in a very
"Messiah-like" fashion before throwing up the ever so familiar "X" above his head.
Dameon then rotates back to the ring, entering it slowly, placing his kendo stick in the
corner... Dameon then makes his way back into his corner, and begins loosening up
for his match.
They both stand toe to toe as the bell rings. Dameon starts it off with a running elbow
to the head. He follows it up with a hip toss into the turnbuckle then nails then rushes
at him and squashes him into the corner. Ruthless falls down comically. Dameon with
a guillotine leg drop on the back of Ruthless head.
Dameon covers 1……………2…………….Dameon breaks his own hold.
Chimpo: That sick bastard is gonna have his way with Ruthless and really make him
pay.
Dameon gets up and waits for RS to get up, as he does Dameon nails RS with a
Busaiku Knee Kick!
Jane: Aww man that’s gonna hurt
Dameon is not finished with him by a longshot he picks up RS and nails his Krosstika
yet knowing that he’s broken Ruthless he doesn’t go for the pin.
Jane: The ref should stop this match already.
Dameon goes for his Gallows End and nails it perfectly! He covers Ruthless System
with a big grin on his face as the ref counts 1………..2…………..3!!!
Dameon gets up raises his arms and begins to leave the ring, as he is doing so….he
bumps into Jack Jones, who smiles back at him Dameon seems uneasy as he just
passes him by and goes on his way.
Chimpo: A sign of things to come.
WINNER via PINFALL: Dameon
Chimpo: Here we go Jane! Hardcore Championship action on the way!
Jane: You got that right Chimpo, our champion even stepped out here earlier for a bit
of a uhhh "intervention" or attempt there for.
Chimpo: He surely did Jane, but the question is, what is going to come of it?
Jane: No clue Chimp, but one thing I am certain of is that, Carrot Top is standing the in
the center of the ring, dawning the black and white, ready to guest referee this
hardcore title bout. So lets not waste any time and get right to the introductions!
"Basketcase - Greenday" begins to blare through the PA as we can see the all to
familiar face of Twilight pop out from behind the curtains as he slowly begins to make
his way down the ramp, with a garbage can full of goodies in his hand. Arriving at
ringside we can see Twilight take a couple of steps before throwing the trashcan
clean up and over the top rope, landing it near the special guest referee, and spilling
the contents out over the canvas. Twilight then begins to circle the ring, peaking under
aprons, retrieving a ladder from one side, moving to another to grab up a table, and
once again lifting the apron for something Twilight is quickly cut off!
Jane: It's Redd! Redd was under the ring waiting for one of his opponents to lift up the
apron!
Chimpo: Smart move by a man who has had that urge as of late to prove how great he
is. But my question is, how long till Jack Jones realizes whats going on then gets down
to the ring.
No sooner did Chimpo speak do we hear the all to familiar sounds of "I Got Friends In
Low Places - Garth Brooks" the camera pans away from the brawling Twilight and
Redd only to see the enraged Jack Jones charging 'full steam' down the aisle way with
his Hardcore championship tightly clinched in hand. Wasting no time we see Jack
slide in under the bottom rope, leaving his title laid out in the middle of the ring we can
see Jack survey the situation before bouncing clean off the ropes, charging across the
ring, and sending himself up and over the top rope, plancha-ing his two opponents,
leaving all three men down outside the ring. Carrot Top begins to yell out to the
wrestlers to get into the ring as Jack Jones pops up to his feet yelling out towards the
crowd to get them going.
Chimpo: C.T. tryin to maintain some order, but Jack Jones will have none of it, but
what he will do is give the fans a performance they will never forget!
Grabbing the hair of Redd, Jack is quick to continue his offense by sending Redd
back first into the guardrail, before hauling Twilight up to his feet and begining to
deliver a series of forearm and elbow shots, rocking the leader of the seemingly
defunct 'Blood Money'. But Twilight showing his resilience begins to fight back, first
with his own elbows then with a stiff, steady, knee to the gut leaning Jack Jones down.
Twilight quickly locks his arms around the waist of Jack, backing the champion up
hard into the apron of the ring. The crowd pops for Twilight as he slides in under the
bottom rope making his way over to the trashcan he threw in earlier, Twilight then
clutches the can, up-ending it to dump out the contents some of which are; cheese
grater, stapler, strand of barbed-wire, 'handicap accessible' sign, and a kendo stick.
Twilight however remains holding onto the trashcan, waiting for one of his opponents
to enter the ring as he quickly makes a few remarks in the direction of Carrot Top who
stands in shock and awe looking down onto the weapons poured from within the can
of Twilight.
Jane: Carrot almost has the "what have I gotten myself into?" look across his face. But
Twilight looking fairly calm, like he has this one "in the can" as it were.
Chimpo: But the real question is at the end of this, who will truly come out on top? We
have not just one challenger for the Hardcore Title, but two, making things a little
harder on Jack.
Twilight continues to 'B.S.' with Carrot Top until the point we can see Redd crawling
under the bottom rope, pushing the table out of the way as he enters, only to be met
with a stiff back shot from the trashcan, leaving him flat on his stomach. Twilight
continues this onslaught with three more shots from the can, he then hoists Redd up to
his feet clutching his head, picking him up, and dropping him back hard with a snap
suplex, followed by a suplex with a slight stall. The crowd has now begun to get behind
Twilight, but not for long as we see Jack Jones enter the ring clotheslining Twilight off
his feet.
Jane: Beautiful suplex's from Twilight, but his progress has been haulted now by Jack!
Chimpo: Would it be suplexi?...
Jane: Umm, not sure, someone should ask our World Champion.
Twilight quickly returns to his feet only to be met with another clothesline from Jack
Jones, who is now getting pumped up. We then see Jack take a quick peak around
the ring, stopping and locking his eyes onto the handicap sign which he quickly grabs
and bounces off the back of Twilight. Jack then sets the sign across the chest of
Twilight before charging towards the nearest corner and leaping to the top rope.
Looking out at the crowd for a moment it is as if Jack was looking for confirmation to
his actions, the crowd quickly responds by damn near blowing the roof off the place.
Jack without a seconds more notice then leaps from the top rope and connects with
"The Cow's Come Home" diving headbutt, landing forehead first across the sign and
chest of Twilight.
Chimpo: Did you hear that connection! Jack Jones may just have a concussion by the
time this night is over!
Jane: But if his offensive remains like this he will also leave with his Hardcore Title still
in hand.
Holding his forehead tightly we can see Jack begin to crawl back towards Twilight, but
he is quickly cut off by a solid elbow to the back from Redd, who now sits as possibly
the healthiest man in the match. Redd then picks up Jack, sending him over the top
rope as he goes for the pin on Twilight. Carrot Top is on top of his duties as he dives
to the ground begining the pin-count.
1...!
2...!
Kickout!...
Chimpo: Twilight still has somethin left in the tank Jane!
Jane: Well I would hope so from such a talented athlete.
Redd is back on the attack as he picks up Twilght dropping him with a stiff
spinebuster near the center of the ring. Redd then makes his way towards the table,
setting it up in the corner where Jack had previously been. Redd then picks up
Twilight, snapmaring him down and stomping the back of the downed mans head with
a low dropkick. The whiplash effect leaves Twilight down on his back, Redd then
charges towards the ropes, rebounds, and drops a leg across the throat and chest of
Twilight, knocking the wind out of Twilight momentarily. Picking up Twilight, Redd
begins to look around for a weapon of some sort, finally stumbling upon the cheese
grater, which he quickly grabs as he knocks Twilight down to a knee Redd then begins
to slowly grate away at the forehead of Twilight, splitting him open in the process. But
this act of multilation doesn't last long as we can see Jack Jones once again
ascending to the top rope, but this time with no hesitation what so ever we see Jack
leap out towards the center of the ring where Redd and Twilight are "dealing" with
eachother. Jack then connects with a huge "Night Sky" missile dropkick that sends
Redd stumbling up and over Twilight, carrying him all the way through the table planted
in the corner as we see Twilights head make contact with the cheese grater once
again as both bounce off the canvas.
Chimpo: Did you just see Jack Jones fly!?!
Jane: That was damn near three-fourths of the ring! "Night Sky" connecting and we
may have a champion retaining!!!
Chimpo: Suplexi!...
Jane: What the hell...?
Chimpo: Sorry, I'm excited and that word kicks ass!
Carrot Top stands almost in complete shock from what he is witnessing and trying to
maintain control of first hand. Jack can be seen holding his back from the hard impact
which actually landed him across the large stapler, but as he begins to make his way
towards the bloodied Twilight we can see a couple of the spotlights swoop towards
the entry way as the crowd begins to stand all around. The cameras pan towards the
ramp where we can see none other but "The Beast" Dameon, walking down to the
ring with his kendo stick firmly gripped in his right hand, this instantly infuriates Jack as
he begins to holler out to Carrot Top that he needs to keep Dameon back. Dameon
then stops as he reachs the bottom of the ramp, Carrot Top is now yelling down to
Dameon that he needs to keep back from the ring, but by the looks of things that isn't
going to stop the large, evil, and angry individual.
Jane: Uh-oh Chimp, here comes a "man on a mission", and I bet he is gunnin for Jack
Jones.
Chimpo: Well from not only Jack's actions the past few weeks but you have to think
about earlier, maybe Jack deserves it?
Jane: Since when has someone "deserved" Dameon angry at them?
Continuing his argument with the referee we can see Dameon slowly make his way
closer to the ring as he instructs Carrot Top to get back to being a referee because,
"It's a no-disqualification, hardcore match, you idiot." With an almost enlightened look
across his face we can see Carrot Top turn right around to Jack Jones and instruct
him to continue the match, and to just ignore Dameon, which seems to be no less than
difficult for Jack who can then be seen going for the pin on Twilight.
1...!
2...!
...Kickout!
Jane: Twilight just barely! How did he do that?
Chimpo: And see Jane, no interuptions from Dameon.
Jane: Ya but who knows for how long... Redd looks like he is begining to stir a little bit.
Jack then returns to his feet as he grips the hair of Twilight, almost as if he is keeping
one eye on Dameon we can see Jack grab up Twilight in the 'DDT' position, but his
attempts are quickly haulted by Dameon, who leaps up onto the apron, instantly
distracting the referee from the match. Jack then drops Twilight, who falls to a knee,
turning his attention towards Dameon, but as Jack steps close to the referee and
Dameon, we can see Dameon lean WAY back, lunging forward sending the kendo
stick full force into the top of Jack Jones' head, instantly slicing the forehead of Jack
and sending the champion reeling back. Twilight has now returned to a standing
position, and seeing his open opportunity he clutches the head and neck of Jack,
leveling the champion with the "Darkest Lights" inverted ddt. The crowd roars at both
the actions of Dameon and Twilight. We can see Twilight shoot a glance through his
'crimson mask' towards Dameon, who still stands on the apron, as he attempts to get
the three-count.
1...!
Chimpo: Twilight may has it with an assist!
2...!
...Interupted!!!
Jane: Not if Redd and that trashcan have anything to say about it!
Redd had haulted the count with a trashcan shot to the back of Twilight, knocking him
off the champion, but as Redd began to pull back for another shot we see Dameon
charge into the ring delivering a hard shot with his kendo stick across the back and
kidneys of Redd, almost taking the smaller man down. Redd then turns around only to
quick recieve a hard kick to the right knee, taking him down to a knee, then another
hard kick to the left side of his ribs, Dameon then charges back to the ropes and runs
in with a vicious yakuza kick to the temple and jaw of Redd, seemingly rendering
Redd unconcious. Dameon then turns his attention to the bloodied and sore Twilight.
Dameon then drops his kendo stick, waiting for Twilight to get to his feet and as he
does Dameon grabs him up in a reverse goryspecial before looking out to the crowd,
walking over towards the handicap sign and hitting Twilight HARD with his
"Euthanasia" causing the crowd to instantly erupt, and Carrot Top to come close to an
anuerysm.
Jane: Dameon taking on and out EVERYONE!
Chimpo: We definitely have one raging "Beast" here tonight in Hollywood, and not only
do the other wrestlers have no clue what to do with him, but neither does our guest
referee!
Dameon then drags Twilight to the center of the ring before retrieving his kendo stick
once again and dragging the body of Redd over onto and across the body of Twilight.
Dameon then instructs Carrot Top to make the pin as he moves towards Jack Jones,
locking the Hardcore Champion in a camel clutch, using the kendo stick as his
"choker". Carrot Top then reluctantly begins to count the three as we can see Jack
Jones begining to turn blue.
1...!
2...!
3...!
Carrot Top then calls for the bell, with a very disappointed look across his face,
signaling that Redd has won the match.
WINNER via PINFALL: Redd
Amanda Summers: The winner of the bout and your NEW Hardcore Champion!...
REDD!!!
Chimpo: Dameon has SCREWED Jack Jones, and its almost as amazing as...
SUPLEXI!...
Jane: You idiot! Dameon just ruined this hardcore title match, and I believe not ONLY
to screw over Jack, I think Dameon CHOSE who he wanted to win the title, and that
should scare the day lights out of our new champion, in my opinion.
"The Beast" Dameon: You see that Jack?!? Do you see what sort of HELL I can
cause you!!! Get it through your thick country ass head, you don't fuck with "The
Beast"!
Jane: Some cruel words from our residential "bad guy"...
Dameon then releases his grip on the kendo stick that is still around the throat of Jack
Jones, scanning the crowd for a moment we can see that ever so twisted smile cross
the face of Dameon as he makes his way towards the ladder that had been brought
into the ring before the match by Twilight. Dameon then arranges the ladder next to
Jack Jones, as he begins to pick up the former Hardcore Champion "The Beast" can
be seen laughing and without warning Dameon clutches both wrists of Jack, hoists
him high into the air and drops him back and head first across the ladder sitting down
with him in the "Beast Bomb Alpha" pyramid powerbomb. Carrot Top then moves in
trying to pull Dameon away from Jack, to which he gets a quick vicious uppercut from
Dameon, leveling him instantly.
Chimpo: A message has definitely been sent Jane.
Jane: And that message is, Jack Jones... You and Dameon might have some
problems.
Chimpo: And don't forget the fact that like you said, Dameon chose Redd to be
champion, he could have picked Twilight, but why did he chose Redd?
Jane: Hell if I know, but I am sure we will find out as the weeks continue here on Strike
Towers Wrestling!
We can then see Dameon slowly backing out of the ring, grabbing his kendo stick
once again as "Prism and Gate - Scar Symmetry" begins to ring throughout the arena.
Amanda Summers : This next match is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!...
Gold pyro explodes at the stage as "MutherFucker Of The Year" by Mötley Crüe
begins to play. Green and gold lights flash around the arena, and the ramp glows gold.
Kyle Murphy jogs out onto the stage to a chorus of boos. He waves to the crowd in
thanks, mocking the heat. He stops just before the top of the ramp and flexes his
muscles. With a confident grin, Kyle drops his arms to his sides and begins to walk
down the ramp. Murphy marches powerfully and arrogantly down to ringside, where he
runs up the ring steps before climbing through the ropes. In the ring, Kyle crosses to
the opposite corner. Murphy places his right foot on the second rope as if to climb up
the middle rope, but pauses. He shakes his head, and makes a dismissive gesture
out at the crowd. Kyle takes his foot off the rope and turns back to the center of the
ring, where he starts inaudibly mouthing off at the referee.
Amanda : In the ring... From Greenwich Conn. Weighing in at 275 Pounds. The
STANDARD KYLE MURPHY!!!
Chimpo : Kyle Murphy our Former heavyweight champion gracefully comes to the ring.
He is truly the standard.
Jane : Really Chimp, he has proven time and time again that he is a force still to be
reckoned with
| As Kyle paces around the ring Lucrita Comes flying from the side of the ramp and
slides in the ring to hit Kyle From Behind. |
Chimpo : She just came flying like a bat out of hell! Whats this all about
| Kyle stumbles a second but he collects himself and stares at lucrita. He Grabs her
and sets up for the Conneticuit Destroyer |
Jane : The power in Kyle , Lucrita didn't really think this one through.
| Just then " Forever " By Drake Plays through the arena, the crowd looking confused
stares at the entrance way as Ryan Makes his way through the curtain. He stands on
the stage as Kyle and Lucrita both look on , Lucrita however slides out of the ring
behind him and walkes her way through the crowd. Ryan looks behind him and stares
at 2 men walking beside him. Kyle bracing himself and screaming, as Ryan and the 2
men walk to the ring.
The Two men rush the ring and start going after murphy. He fends off some of the
attacks but the continuous boots to the mid section get the best of Murphy. Ryan gets
in to the ring and stares at the referee. The ref backs up but it only takes a second for
Ryan to hit him with the RKO [ Ryan Knock Out ] The ref lays there motionless. The two
accomplaces are still giving Murphy a beating as ryan turns around and screams for
them to hold kyle up. " YOU! The STANDARD!.." Ryan Slaps him after screaming in
his face. The Two men hammer him and stand him up as Ryan taps the turn buckle on
the other side, Then in a split second he side steps across the ring and hits him with
the "FATE" and murphy falls back. The crowd booes as ryan orders his men to grab
steel chairs and a microphone. They set murphy up for Ryan's Patented " Con-Chair-
to "
Chimpo: What in GODS name is wrong with Ryan!
Jane : I .. have... No Clue. This is as Visious as we have ever seen Ryan.
Chimpo : Guess that good guy Reno Destiny thing is over with.
Ryan : I, am not happy about Losing my World and Tag Team Championships! This
right here is a warning to Annika! I will be back for my world championship. However
for kyle, this is only the beginning! This is my town Kyle, You Punk, Ivy League Gold
Standard Son of a Bitch! Im going to end your Legacy once and For all after i crush
your SKULL!
Chimpo : Oh God He can't do this!
Jane : nooo i like Murphy!
| Ryan has his two goones hold Murphy down as Ryan Raises his chair , but secruity
runs from the back in full force as the 3 deviants leave the ring.
Ryan : You are Looking at YOUR DESTINY....
Chimpo : This isn't what i expected from this match ... I guess the winner is Kyle
Murphy..
Jane : You can rest assured , Ryan means business now that he doesn't have the
world title and victim number 1 is Kyle Murphy.
The lights dim, heavy mist filling the ramp as strobe lights begin to pulse slowly. A
steady bass throb begins, growing in volume, sounding much like a heartbeat. A
single gunshot shatters the silence, followed by mocking laughter and Jackson's voice
hurling insults before the music skips, and then the sounds of "Lies" by Evanescence
filters through the speakers. Dark red strobes pulsate on the entranceway, and a dark
figure moves among them, stepping forward as indigo fountains of pyrotechnic spark
either side of him. He strides forwards, ignoring the crowd reaction. He circles the ring
once, his eyes steady, a look of angry concentration on his face, before ascending the
ring steps and climbing between the ropes. Jackson stands in the middle of the ring,
his head thrown back in a triumphant roar as the music comes to a grinding halt, cut
off with a squeal of feedback. He takes the United States Championship off from
around his waist and raises it over his head in one hand as he heads to his corner.
"Tenth Man Down" by Nightwish hits immediately and the crowd response is mixed as
a red glow fills the arena. A yellow spotlight focuses on the stage, where Annika
Reizeger steps out with the SFT World Heavyweight Championship belt over her
shoulder. The champion is wearing red leather pants as opposed to her usual
sweatpants, with her USSR vest. After a knee thrust and a high kick, she begins a
focused and emotionless march down to the ring. Once at ringside, Annika slides the
belt into the ring and rolls in behind it. She stands and picks up the belt, her face still
straight and serious. Looking out at the crowd, she lifts the SFT Championship off her
shoulder and up over her head.
Jane: Champion versus Champion, here we go.
Chimpo: The top two champions- top two wrestlers- in the company, you know it's
going to be a good one.
Annika and Jackson stare each other down, each still holding their respective titles in
their right hand. Jackson raises the National Championship over his head again.
Annika responds with a sly grin as she raises the World Championship over her own
head.
Jane: Well, anything you can do I can do better, I suppose.
Chimpo: A bit of one upsmanship indeed. Or one upswomanship, as the case may be.
Referee Rudy Hebner takes the title belts from each competitor and passes them to
the outside before calling for the bell.
Jane: No one's being paid by the hour here, let's go!
Chimpo: We're under way!
Annika and Jackson tie up, and the National Champion easily shoves the World
Champion to the mat. He flexes his muscles in a cocky show of power. Annika stands
and walks right up in his face, chest bumping him as they begin to argue. Annika
unloads on Jackson with a hard slap across the cheek. She follows that with a kick to
the gut and initiates another tie up. The World Champion applies a top wristlock on
the National Champion, but he soon recovers and begins to power her back. He gets
an arm free and grabs her waist length ponytail, sweeping her near leg as he pulls her
to the mat by the hair. He slaps his chest proudly as she gets up to one knee.
Jane: Jackson looking pretty arrogant here in the early going, and bullying Annika
around the ring.
Chimpo: The Mechanical Animal wants to establish dominance early and often in this
match with the SFT Champion.
Annika stands and dropkicks Jackson in the knee, taking him down to a knee. She
stands back up quickly and connects with a shining wizard, knocking him face down
on the mat. The World Champion stays on the attack, quickly mounting the National
Champion's back and applying a single underhook to his left arm.
Jane: Quick mount into a potential submission hold. Very well executed by the champ.
Chimpo: And remember Jane, that's the arm that Jackson injured when he used that
chair around the leg of Kyle Murphy last week at The Fallout. He dislocated Murphy's
knee, but also dislocated his own elbow in the process. Annika Reizeger is viciously
targeting that injured limb here.
Reizeger lifts her right foot and drops a carefully placed knee into the spine of
Jackson, maintaining her submission hold as she remains kneeling on his back.
Jackson struggles and gets his feet under him, being careful not to cause any
unneccesary damage to his arm. Annika has to put her foot back on the mat as
Jackson fights to get up to his feet, but he lifts her with no problem. She hangs on as
she lands on her feet and stands behind him, refusing to let go of the chickenwing arm
lock. Jackson turns into the target of Annika's attack, forcing his way out of the hold.
He swings and connects with a short clothesline, knocking her to the mat. Jackson
then pulls her to her feet and hoists her up in a gorilla press. He smiles and steps
forward as he releases Annika, leaving her to freefall to the mat below.
Chimpo: My favorite move, the gorilla press slam!
Jane: You like gorillas?
Chimpo: Of course, we are family, after all.
Jane: I guess that's true.
Chimpo: You should see some of the hot gorilla women we have back home. Mee-
yow.
Jane: I... I'm not going to justify that with a response.
Jackson stands around to gloat, and Annika takes advantage by pulling his legs out
from under him from behind. He eats canvas as his face bounces off the mat. Annika
runs to the ropes and hits a low dropkick to the side of Jackson's head. She stands
again and runs to the opposite ropes, this time coming off with a leg drop across the
back of his neck.
Jane: Ouch! Guillotine like leg drop across the back of Jackson's neck.
Chimpo: A reverse Tsar Bomba, if you will. Definitely effective.
Annika turns Jackson onto his back and pins him.
Jane: Will that be enough?!
Chimpo: One... two...
Jackson throws Annika off the cover bench press style.
Jane: Nope.
Chimpo: Too much raw power from the Animal.
Jackson gets to his feet quickly and charges at Annika, attempting a clothesline. The
World Champion ducks under the lariat attempt, and tries to superkick the National
Champion when he turns around.
Jane: Ural Kick!
Chimpo: Jackson ducks under it!
Jane: Annika recovers with a kick to the midsection!
Chimpo: Annika back to the ropes! Tries for The Red Scare!
Jane: Again Jackson able to avoid the contact!
Chimpo: He catches her with a kick to the gut!
As Annika is doubled over from the kick to the stomach, Jackson grabs a tight
gutwrench and attempts a powerbomb. Annika is able to counter by throwing her
weight forward as Jackson lifts her, sliding over his shoulder and landing on her feet
behind him. She turns and waits for him to do the same; when he does turn around in
amazement, she connects with a well-placed punt right between the legs.
Jane: Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker!
Chimpo: Now that's a Russian Curse right there!
Jackson stands there wide-eyed, holding his now bruised family jewels. Annika steps
back and runs at him, catching him with The Widowmaker hard in the face. Following
the spinning heel kick, she drops down and sits on his stomach, facing away from him.
Annika hooks Jackson's right leg as he continues to clutch at his shattered dreams.
She counts off the pin along with the referee, throwing up the numbers with the fingers
of her free left hand.
1...
2...
3!
Jane: That's it! It's over just like that!
Chimpo: That low blow was the true difference maker as it set up The Widowmaker
for the three count. Jackson may have been able to kick out if he had not had his nuts
cracked as you so eloquently eluded to.
The referee gets the World Championship belt from ringside and hands it to Annika,
raising her hand in victory. Annika's face is contorted in anger, but she displays no joy
as she professionally goes about her business. She proudly holds her head up high as
she silently climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp.
Jane: Not much of a victory celebration here from Annika Reizeger.
Chimpo: Well, she's a child of Red Russia through and through. The people of the old
Soviet Union were a proud and confident people. They felt that they were the superior
nation and race on the earth, and they expected to display that superiority in every
aspect of their lives. I think Annika feels as though she should win this and every match
as a matter of Soviet pride and power, so of course she would not take joy in the
victory.
Jane: How do you know all this? You're a monkey.
Chimpo: I'm a chimpanzee, thank you very much. And contrary to popular belief, we
happen to be highly intelligent beings. Just because you humans evolved a little bit,
you think you're so much better. I graduated community college, you know.
Jane: Okay, I'm sorry.
Chimpo: You should be. But anyhow, Annika Reizeger wins tonight's clash of
champions just as she won the Clash of the Champions at The Fallout. The SFT
Champion rolls right along, and hands the rookie Jackson his first pinfall loss. It may
be his first defeat outside of Clash of the Champions, but Jackson is off to a very
promising start to his career, and losing to a multiple time World Champion the caliber
of Annika Reizeger is nothing to feel bad about. She is truly one of the best ever.
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-Match Three-
Ryan Matello vs.
Kyle Murphy vs.
Lucreitia Black
(- Special Referee: Kimbo Slice -)
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-Match Two-
Jack Jones vs. Twilight vs. Redd
(- Special Referee: Carrot Top -)
(- SFT Hardcore Championship -)
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-Match One-
Ruthless System vs. Dameon
(- Special Referee: Dustin "Screech" Diamond -)
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-Main Event-
Annika Reizeger vs. Jackson
(- Special Referee: Alec Baldwin -)
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