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SFT is now being referred to as the Bermuda Triangle of the Internet. People have disappeared here, never to be seen or heard from again. Anyone heard a peep of Hendrix? Fireball? those are the most noticeable ones, but there are hundreds of others.
     Not just missing people but also computers mysteriously failing when they enter SFT. We have on and off between 30-45 people on the roster every month, now of those 30-40 people I get "my computer crashed" at least 7-8 times a month, which is about 1/4 of the fed. That is an astonishing number, even more astonishing is that those computer crashes are usually a day or 2 then mysteriously get fixed. SFT somehow causes computers to crash at the most important of times, when matches are needed or expected, when rping should of happened, you name it....it crashed at that time.
     If you havent guessed it, im being sarcastic, oh yeah very sarcastic, those whove disappeared just found life offline better is all, no big secret or consipracy.
     As for the mysterious computer crashes, thats as original as telling your teacher that your dog ate your homework, do you think I really buy that? Im sure some of you have had computer problems but its just too convenient that its fixed only 2 days later, basicly 98 percent of the time I dont buy that excuse of computer crash, I would at least appreciate a better lie, like you got arrested for DWI, martians kidnapped you, there was a bomb under my toilent and I couldnt stand up or itd explode, My gf took a hammer and destroyed my comp, i pissed on the keyboard and couldnt type, you know get creative with your lies, make them interesting lol.***
     Another good one is sick, wow I have like everyone sick in the fed sometimes, funny thing that is, sickness I mean how many times can some one get sick? This fed has the lowest tolerance to sickness Ive seen, a cool breeze makes people in this fed come down with a sickness. Ah well ce la vie, how bout taking some vitamins and fighting that bug away. Cuase you guys's immune system is pretty bad, once again scarsam is given.
     Anyway already signed are 2 former SFT World Champs for showing up at the ppv. And 2 former SFW World Champ is also coming back, a founding father to be exact, and 1 of them could be a former SFT and SFW World champ, confused? I hope so it will make it that more interesting when it all goes down.
     Random Hero is out with a random injury, Brandi crashed and burned, we hope to see them back soon, but I wouldnt hold my breath. I had planned a match of SFT’s couples with Brandi and Sean vs. Jalie and Shawn but that looks as it wont happen, and Azurain is out chasing ghost feds, but his wife has more than kept up the good family name.

Look for Glenn and Ace to set a 3 rp limit, should be a hell of a match.

Rumors

I dont have many rumors, but I have a few, a bunch of SFW founding fathers are on their way back. Look for Connor to get a female tag team partner and look for DVD and Amp to join new stables.

Well thats all for this editorial, I have been your most hated owner saying goodnight and godbless.