THE MUFFIN MAN
Email: muffinmanxiii@aol.com AIM Contact: MuffinManXIII MSN Contact: None

BASIC INFO.
Name: The Muffin Man
Nick Name: NONE
Motto(s): "Do You Know the Muffin Man?" "Take that with a glass of milk!"
Alliances: Munchkin Boy, The Butler
Height: 5'9
Weight: 256 lbs
DOB: 1955-03-08
Age: 48
Hometown: York, Maine
Theme Music: "Do You Know The Muffin Man" by Unknown
Contract Length: Paid by Appearance
Alignment: Face (Good)
Manager's Name: Munchkin Boy

APPEARANCE
Ring Attire: The Muffin Man is always equipped with his bakers' apron and cap.
 Ring Entrance: Purple and orange disco lights circle the arena scanning the audience and crossing over the entrance ramp. "Do You Know the Muffin Man?" hits the speakers and the crowd cheers as a customized miniature delivery van pulls onto the main stage. The camera focuses on the driver's seat and The Muffin Man gives a wave and a honk of his horn before proceeding down to the ring. He parks the vehicle at ringside then climbs the steps and gets in the ring followed by Munchkin Boy. The Muffin Man and Munchkin Boy then begin to throw out free muffins of various flavors to the audience. When the music stops Munchkin Boy takes his place at ringside and The Muffin Man bounces off the ropes.

ATTRIBUTES
Primary Style: Roughneck
Secondary Style: Submission
Professional Resemblance: Sgt. Slaughter
Strongest Feature: A real nice guy.

ARSENAL

1: Body Splash
2: Strong Clothesline
3: Sleeper Hold
4: Corner Body Splash
5: Leg Drop		 6: Double Arm DDT
7: Belly to Back Suplex
8: Shoulder Thrusts
9: Pulling Piledriver
10: Body Slam


TRADEMARKS
"The Baker's Dozen" (3 Punch Combo to 10 Punch in Corner)
"Greetings from Drury Lane" (Bossman Slam (Sets up Patty-Cake))

FINISHERS
"Patty-Cake" (The People's Elbow w/Patty Cake motions)
"The Muff-Dive" (Five Star Frog Splash)

CAREER OVERVIEW
History: The Muffin Man grew up working in a local bakery. He loved helping out as a kid so much he made making muffins his profession. He got into the field of professional wrestling to spread the wealth of his muffin making skills to a larger audience and professional athletes. The Muffin Man loosely refers to himself in the third person, and often customizes every day expressions by seperating the sylables and adding "didly" in between them. He also has a somewhat schitzophrenic side to him in which he partially believes he is a super hero minus the super. Another character trait of The Muffin Man is that he is very smooth with the ladies. Often they will accompany him back to his "Lovin' Oven" after they are enticed by promises of an unlimited muffin supply. The Muffin Man lives at Stately Muffin Mannor with Munchkin Boy and The Butler. There he has a fabulous mansion, complete with sublevel "secret" lair, the aforementioned "Lovin' Oven". The Lovin' Oven is equipped with high-tech super muffin computers, a full bakery, and a master bedroom.


SFT Career Accomplishments:
None

Other Fed Accomplishments:
None

SFT CareerTimeline:
2004-03-04 - Joined Strike Fantasy Towers
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