Opening
Match Number One
Smurfmaster
vs.
War
Both men are brawling in the back and never make it to the ring. Match is ruled a no contest.
Winner: No One
Match Number Two
The Accountant
vs.
Fox
vs.
Ryan Skold
vs.
Mike Zybala
(4 way Match)
JC: Alright looks like our Four-Way Elimination match is ready to go.
RW: These four guys are going to beat the living hell out of each other.
As if fulfilling these words all four men rush to the center of the ring and start hammering each other. Fox and Zybala square off while Accountant and Skold go at it. Fox and Skold both get the upper hand. Fox whips Zybala into the corner while Skold tosses Accountant into the ropes. Accountant falls over the ropes and ends up outside the ring. Skold follows him out and they continue to beat on each other outside the ring. Meanwhile Fox has Zybala reeling in the corner. He hits a few back elbows but then, out of nowhere, Zybala reverses and puts Fox in the corner and lays in a series of kicks that send Fox to the mat. Outside Skold and Accountant are taking turns slamming each others heads into the barrier. They finally go to slam each other at the same time and they both succeed and both men go down.
RW: Did I call it or what!
Zybala looks around, having beaten Fox down in the corner, and sees Accountant and Skold down outside the ring. He slides out and goes after the closest one, Skold. He picks Skold up and tosses him in the ring. Fox starts to come around, as does the Accountant. Zybala sets Skold up for a suplex. Just as he gets Skold vertical Skold fights out and gets back to the mat and nails Zybala with the suplex instead. Accountant crawls back into the ring and goes toward where Skold is picking Zybala up and setting up for another suplex. Fox heads in the same direction and then collide. They argue for a moment then Accountant scoops up Fox and nails him with a Tombstone Piledriver. He goes for the cover but Skold, having just nailed Zybala with another suplex, breaks up the pin attempt. Skold is quick to go back to work on Zybala with some stiff kicks before Accountant can see that he broke up the pin. Accountant picks Fox up but Fox recovers quickly and hits Accountant with a DDT. He goes over and nails Skold with a clothesline to the back of the head. Zybala starts to get to his feet while Fox picks up Skold for a big powerslam. Zybala takes out Fox’s knee and he and Skold go down. Zybala picks up both guys and tries to suplex both at once. Instead they suplex him. As they do Accountant comes over and places his knee right under where Zybala will land and he does land, hard, on Accountant’s knee.
RW: Nice teamwork by those three guys there.
JC: It won’t last long.
The three guys do a three way high five and Accountant then quickly clotheslines both men to the ground. He goes for a cover on Zybala who kicks out at the count of two. Accountant lifts up Zybala and goes for a DDT but Zybala shoves him back into the ropes and nails him with a drop toehold. Fox and Skold are up by now and they both go after Zybala as well but he ducks their attacks and they hit each other prompting Fox to throw Skold bodily into the corner and start wailing on his ass. Zybala lifts Accountant up and sends him to the corner opposite of Fox and Skold and does the same. After a few moments both Fox and Zybala go to whip their respective opponents across the ring but they both get reversed and Zybala and Fox run headlong into each other in the center of the ring. Skold and Accountant both fall from the effort of reversing the whip meaning all four men are down. The ref begins the count. 1…………..2………..3……………4……….5……………6………….7…………8…….
RW: Somebody better get up or this match will be all over.
As the ref brings his hands down from the eight count all four men begin to get up. Just as the ref counts nine Skold and Zybala are to one foot and Accountant and Fox are at their knees. Before the ref can get the ten count out though Zybala gets to his feet and stops the count followed quickly by Skold. Accountant and Fox also both get up and all four men look around as if trying to decide who to go after first. Skold is the first to make a decision as he rushes Fox and tries to take him down with a spear. At the same time Accountant goes after Zybala. Fox and Skold tie up but neither can get the upper hand on the other. As they struggle together Accountant is able to put Zybala down with a well-placed DDT. He goes to the top rope and signals for the “No Chance” frog splash. As he does this Fox and Skold break their tie up and both run to the ropes and nail each other with simultaneous clotheslines putting them both down in the center of the ring. Zybala gets up quickly, seeing what Accountant is about to do, and runs to the corner. He grabs Accountant and puts him on his own shoulders. He then nails the “Mind Eraser” laying Accountant out right next to Fox and Skold. Zybala looks at this and throws himself over all three men. The ref drops to make the count near the center of the little pile. 1…….2…….3!!
JC: Well it looks like the match is over. Zybala eliminates all three of his opponents at the exact same time.
RW: How Bizarre.
Winner: 4 way match
Segment
[ The scene opens backstage in the XCW locker room. Allisa O'Toole is preparing for her match. There is a knock at the door. ]
Allisa O'Toole: Come in.
[ SFT World Champion Connor MacDaddy walks in. ]
Allisa O'Toole: Oh, hey, what's up?
Connor MacDaddy: Hey, I just wanted to wish you luck. And if you need it, I've got your back.
Allisa O'Toole: I won't need it. I'm going to have to ask you to stay backstage and not interfere, okay?
Connor MacDaddy: Sure, no problem.
Allisa O'Toole: Tell the rest of the guys, I want to do this alone.
Connor MacDaddy: Will do. Good luck out there, knock em' dead.
Allisa O'Toole: Will do.
[ Connor gives a thumbs up to Allisa and winks, and then leaves. ]
Match Number Three
2xtrme
vs.
Firewolf
As the sound of thunder booms in the arena, the lights go out. After a while an eerie black light gets cast on the stage, as smoke begins to come out. As the sound of rain and thunder fade and "Battle without Honor or Humanity" begins, 2Xtreme walks out onto the stage, an open black coat that seems torn on the sleeves and at the hem. He stands on the stage, looking out to the crowd. 2X then walks down the aisle, as the arena goes blood red in light. 2X runs the last few steps and slides in under the bottom rope, and sits in the corner, waiting for his opponent.
One Day At A Time by Tupac Shakur, Eminem And The Outlawz plays over the PA system, and Firewolf walks out. He walks down to the ring, slides in under the bottom and gets hit with a stomp from 2Xtreme!
RW: As you can all see, the flaming table is already set up in the ring, waiting for either 2Xtreme or Firewolf to fall through it!
JC: This should be a weird one, hopefully a very entertaining match too.
2Xtreme continues his dominance by dropkicking Firewolf into the turnbuckle, and the ramming him entire weight into Firewolf's midsection. He steps back, kicks Firewolf in the face, snapmares Firewolf over his head and then climbs up to the second rope. He leaps off and hits a variation of the Throwback, a flipping overhead neckbreaker, but the opponent is sitting.
2Xtreme goes for a cover.
1...
KICKOUT!
Firewolf gets up to his feet and the crowd cheer. 2Xtreme takes him down with an arm drag and then a hurricanrana. Firewolf still manage to get up to his feet. 2Xtreme kicks out and wraps Firewolf up for a suplex. He then brings the former SFW legend down in the 2XBomb!
He goes got another pin.
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
2Xtreme can't believe it, so he stands up and lets Firewolf get up onto his feet. The SFW legend hits out at 2Xtreme and connects in the face. Then he runs against the ropes. Firewolf goes for a diving clothesline, but in mid air, Firewolf is brought down with a terrific double arm DDT which is brought straight into the X-Lock. He holds it for a bit then goes outside the ring in the predoused table that was setup before the match and he lights it. He gets back in the ring, and body slams Firewolf from the ring onto the flaming table, ring crews instantly puts it out.
JC”2Xtreme wins!
Winner: 2xtreme
Match Number Four
Allisa
vs.
Doom
"This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays out through the arena and the fans get up to their feet and cheer. The Billionaire walks out and dollars fall from the ceiling. The crowd clambers over each other to get it. She claps her hands and lifts her cane up into the air. She swings around and then strides down the ramp. She rolls in under the bottom rope and is assisted to her feet by the ring announcer. While she waits, she kicks her shoes out to the outside and hands her jacket to the announcer.
JC: There she is, The Hottest Billionaire in the USA! Allisa O'Toole!
RW: John, she's British.
JC: Oh, She is still smokin hot though!
The crowd goes silent, then Doom's theme music hits the PA. He slowly walks to ring, taunting Allisa and taunting the crowd. He slides into the ring and stares down Allisa.
JC: Here we go folks! Doom is in the ring! Wierd the fans booing him, he started off as a face now he’s somehow become a heel?
RW: It happens allot in this business, So Yeah… let's get it on!
Doom and Allisa lock up in the center of the ring and Allisa quickly is on the offensive with an arm bar. Allisa attempts to wrench the arm but Doom reverses it with fireman's carry. Allisa springs back up from the mat and clotheslines Doom. Allisa scrapes Doom from the mat and plants him with an inverted DDT sending Doom to the mat in a heap. Allisa plays to the fans who in return give her mass amounts of boos. Allisa shrugs it off and stays on the offensive as she lays some boots to Dooms side. Doom rolls away from a stiff boot from Allisa and takes Allisa' leg out from under her and attempts a quick pin….
Ref: One... kickout!
RW: Doom with an early pin on Allisa for only a one count…
JC: Possibly that pin came too early in the match, only a few minutes in and Doom is attempting to pin Allisa. Pretty Cocky of him.
RW: Ya don't say?
Doom lets Allisa to get to her feet. Doom runs behind Allisa attempting a bulldog, but receives a modified spinebuster. Allisa this time locks in a Texas Cloverleaf and Doom quickly lunges to the ropes and The Ref breaks the hold. Allisa exits the ring and stands on the apron. Doom rolls over from the Texas Cloverleaf and Allisa slingshots herself over the rope to a flying body attack.
JC: What agility from Allisa!
RW: I think I'm in love.
Allisa lifts Doom off the mat and hits a perfect back-body drop on Doom. Allisa scales the turnbuckle and delivers a frog splash to Doom. Allisa instead of attempting to put Doom away decides to show her respect to the fans by giving them the middle finger. Allisa gets into an argument with a fan ringside and Doom gets up and runs at Allisa delivering a strong closeline. Doom returns the favor and locks in a Sharpshooter. Allisa attempts to lunge towards the ropes but Doom screams "HELL NO!" and drags Allisa to the center of the ring and cranks back on the hold. Allisa howls in agony and lifts her hand up to tap but doesn't. Doom continues to crank back and Allisa' hand falls to the mat with a thump. The Ref slides in to check on Allisa' condition and lifts Allisa' hand once and it falls back to the mat, raises it a second time and again, it falls to the mat…The Ref raises two fingers in the air and lifts Allisa' hand and wiggles it in the air to totally check on Allisa. He drops it and right before it hits the ground, Allisa shoots it back up to the sky and attempts to push her way out of the hold. Doom cranks back one more time and Allisa screams in pain yet again. Allisa slumps to the mat and The Ref walks over to signal for the bell when Doom lets go of the hold. He doesn't call for the bell and Doom gives a cut throat taunt and lifts up Allisa and kicks him in the gut and attempts his finisher when Allisa breaks out of it somehow and hits The Money Boom on Doom.
JC: Money Boom! Doom! Hit with Money Boom! That Rhymes!
RW: Shut up John.
Allisa rolls on top of Doom and goes for the cover…
Ref: 1…………….2…………………KICKOUT!
JC: How did Doom kick out of that?
RW: No Idea.
Allisa looks both exhausted and hurt, before punching the mat hard and signaling for the end. Allisa climbs the top and stands up balancing herself before raising her arms high in the air. Allisa leaps off and connects with a Downward Spiral! She rolls off of Doom for a for about 20 seconds, then makes the cover.
Ref - 1……….2……………KICKOUT!
RW: My god, DOOM IS INVINCEABLE!
JC: It would seem so.
Allisa gets up in frustration. She burys her head in the turnbuckle, but doesnt see that Doom is getting up. The ref checks on Allisa, and Doom, who is still dazed runs and accedentally hits the Ref instead of Allisa.
RW: Uh Oh... Down goes the Ref.
All of a sudden out of nowhere, Connor MacDaddy slides in the ring with a steel chair. He knocks Doom hits Doom in the face as hard as he can, and then wakes up the ref. Allisa walks up to Connor and pushes him.
Allisa O'Toole: Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing, I told you to stay in the back!
Connor shrugs his shoulders and winks at Allisa, he then slides out of the ring. Allisa looks pissed and shakes her head in anger, She covers Doom as The ref gets up.
Ref: 1……….2……………3!!!!
RW: Allisa wins, but with a little help from Connor MacDaddy!
JC: She was going to win anyways.
Winner: Allisa
Allisa gets up and looks down at Doom, she stands there for a moment and walks slowly back up the ramp, Doom comes back through. Hsi blood filled face a crimson mask. He smiles, he touches his face with his hand leaves a hand print on the mat.
RW: I guess Doom has left his pint of blood for us to remember him by.
Allisa turns back to look at Doom, Doom is up and can only smile at her. Allisa doesnt know what to make of this, she lifts her hand as a peace offerring.
Doom only nods his head in acceptance.
JC: Well some good sportsmanship there by Doom, and Allisa reciprocating.