JJ: We have for you a special broadcasting of Breakdown with an Intercontinental Title Match that should NOT be missed.

TB: That's right, folks. We have Damien Casanova defending his Intercontinental title against the popular Kalifornia Kidd.

JJ: Now Damien may have the height and weight advantage over Kalifornia Kidd, but as that old cliché goes, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall".

TB: Or in this case, "The bigger they are, the more it'll hurt when they land on you".

JJ: Uhh…yeah…I guess that works.

TB: Of course it does. I'm never wrong.

JJ: Oy…well lets just get this match started.

(Suddenly, "California Love" by 2Pac starts to play over the speakers. Kalifornia Kidd comes walking down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on. He high fives some of the fans, and then slides under the ring ropes. He heads towards the nearest turnbuckle, and raises both hands in the air. Candy Peaks then speaks.)

Candy Peaks: This is a regular match, scheduled for one fall, and is for the SFT Intercontinental Championship. In the ring at this time the challenger, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at 235 Pounds…Kalifornia Kidd!

JJ: This guys looks ready for action.

TB: Well he's here for only one thing; The SFT Intercontinental Title. He is determined to get it.

JJ But the man that's about to come down will see to it he doesn't.

(The camera then cuts back to the ring where we see Kalifornia Kidd punching and kicking the air. Then the lights begin to dim in the Arena, as they fade almost to complete darkness. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to play, as engrossed in blue fog is the one they call Damien Casanova. Damien slowly walks down to the ring with the IC title on his shoulder, as a Fire is ablaze across the ramp.)

Candy Peaks: Now coming down to the ring at this time, hailing from Death Valley, California, and weighing in at 324 pounds…he is the SFT Intercontinental Champion…DAMIEN CASANOVA!

(As Damien gets into the ring. He looks up, and then down, as he can only grin his Devilish grin, as the darkness is overwhelmed by the light. The lights then come back on. Damien and Kalifornia Kidd both look each other. Damien shows KK his title, and mouths something to him. This causes KK to get really angry, and he throws wild punches at Damien. The belt drops to the floor, the bell rings, and the match begins.)

JJ: Here we go. The start of a great match.

TB: Hey…I just realized something. If both men are from California, would that make Damien a "Kalifornia Kidd"?

JJ: Uhh…um…no?

TB: I think it does. HA! That means Damien is fighting himself…

JJ: Don't be stupid, Tony.

TB: I'm not being stupid. I'm just so intelligent that you don't understand.

JJ: No…just…no.

(In the ring, KK is beating up Damien in the corner of the ring. The referee separates the two, but only for a second as Damien leaps at KK and tackles him to the ground. He throws wild punches back at KK. Damien picks up KK and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back, Damien leaps over him, and KK bounces off the other side. Damien goes on the ground, and KK leaps over him. KK comes back, and Damien picks himself up. Damien ducks over the jumping KK, but KK stops, spins Damien around, and delivers a crescent kick to him. Damien stumbles, but doesn't fall. KK runs the ropes again, and hits a flying forearm, but Damien still doesn't fall. KK runs the ropes again, and hits another flying forearm. Damien leans on the ropes as the crowd cheers. Damien then runs the ropes for a third time, and goes for a clothesline, but Damien grabs KK and throws him over the ropes. As KK goes flying, he grabs hold of the ropes, and lands on the apron feet first. Damien turns around, and KK head butts him in the gut. He then leaps over Damien, and performs a sunset flip to bring the big man down. The ref counts.)

Referee: 1…2…

(Damien kicks out though. KK gets to his feet, and quickly climbs the turnbuckle. Damien shakes his head, and slowly gets up. KK perches, and Damien turns around only to be hit with a missile dropkick. Damien staggers, but keeps his ground. KK climbs the turnbuckle again, and hits another missile dropkick. Damien goes on one knee, but immediately gets back up. KK then climbs the turnbuckle again and goes for a third dropkick, but Damien grabs KK's leg and throws him down with one hand.)

JJ: Ouch!

TB: What power from KK.

JJ: Did you see that? With ONE hand!

(Damien looks down at KK and laughs. He picks him up, places him on his shoulder, paces around the ring, and hits a running powerslam on him. Damien picks KK up again, lifts him over his head with ease, a gorilla press slams him down. Damien picks up KK again, and whips him to the ropes. When KK comes back, Damien gives him a big boot to the face. Damien then taunts the crowd as they boo him. Damien picks up KK, and whips him to the turnbuckle. Damien runs and goes for a splash, but KK moves out of the way and Damien hits the turnbuckle. He stumbles back, and KK rolls him up for a pin. The referee counts.)

Referee: 1…2…

(Damien kicks out again. KK picks up Damien and starts giving him kicks to the face. Damien then goes for a superkick, but Damien grabs KK by the leg, picks him up, and delivers a powerful sidewalk slam. Damien goes for the pin.)

Referee: 1…2…

(KK kicks out this time. Damien picks up KK, and starts throwing him around the ring. Damien laughs at this, and feels this will all be over soon enough. Damien grabs KK, and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but KK starts punching Damien in the head. KK grabs Damien by the head while in the air, and hits him with a tornado DDT.)

JJ: Great move by KK. He took down the big man.

TB: It's not over yet. Damien won't go down that easily.

(KK taunts the crowd and says…)

KK: It ends NOW!

(KK picks up Damien, grabs him by the neck, and goes for the "Kali Kutter", but Damien instead grabs KK by the neck, and chokeslams him to the mat. The crowd boos as Damien prepares to end this man. He picks up KK, and delivers "Embrace the Darkness". Damien looks down at KK and laughs.)

JJ: Well looks like Damien has this one covered.

TB: I'm not so sure of that…

(Damien picks up KK, and sets up KK for "The Execution", but KK slips behind Damien, gives him a low blow, spins him around, and hits the "Kali Kutter". He hooks the leg for the pin.)

Referee: 1….2…3! Ring the bell!

(The bell rings and "California Love" by 2Pac starts playing.)

JJ: KK did it! He did the impossible, the improbable, the immaginable, the imfallable, the imquasable, the imlabable.

TB: You just made some of those up, didn't you?

JJ: ….yes.

TB: Wel who cares? KK defeated Damien, and is now the IC champion.

(The referee gives KK the title, and KK holds it up high for all. The crowd goes crazy. Damien rolls out of the ring, and starts cursing out loud. KK taunts for the crowd, as Candy Peaks speaks oce again.)

Candy Peaks: The winner of this bout, and the NEW SFT Intercontinental Champion…KALIFORNIA KIDD!

(KK places the title around his waist, and shouts that he is number one. He leaps out of the ring with his head held high.)

JJ: Well now it's time for the next match to commence.

Winner: Kalifornia Kidd

Breakdown Closing

Suddenly the scene cuts to the backstage. SFT's newest World Champion, Knight, is shown... with his eyes shut. Blood is seeping down his forehead and across his nose. His face is all scrunched up in pain. He isn't moving much.

JJ: What the hell is this?

TB: Our new champ has obviously been victim of some attack.

The legs of a folding chair fly open and plop on the ground. Two legs come in front of them. The camera pans out from the beaten Knight. Sitting on the chair with the World title in his hands is Mad Dogg.

JJ: Hey what's he doing! That's not his!

Tony slaps Jessie as if second nature. The scene cuts back to Mad Dogg on the Strike-Tron.

Mad Dogg: It's been to long. To long indeed...

The scene fades on the Strike-Tron. The camera cuts back to the announce table.

TB: Well that was weird. Mad Dogg apparently took out Knight.

JJ: Maybe he's in the hunt for the gold again.

TB: You drew that conclusion all by yourself? Have they been giving you the stimulant vitamins again?

Jessie nods.

TB: Well anyway, it's time to go folks. Thanks for joining us on this special broadcasting of SFT Breakdown. See you next week on Slaughter, and don't forget to catch Titans and Inferno.

JJ: Peace out!