![]() Strike Fantasy Towers Friday Night Inferno With John Cartwright and Randy White May 23th, 2003 Friday Night 8:00pm Match Number
One Neither men show up, both are fired.
Kyle Snow vs. Firewolf [Singles Match] RW: Up next is a match not many are paying attention to but I guarantee the staff is looking at this match big time. Kyle is on the bubble here and Firewolf has been gone a long time, this match will help the staff evalute them. JC: Yeah I couldnt of said it better myself Randy. These men are fighting more than each other, theyre fighting their own history with the company. "Many Men" by "50 Cent" plays and out comes Kyle Snow. He struts the ring oozing with confidence. And he awaits his opponent. Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson starts up and we see Firewolf begin to make his way down to the ring accompanied by Radiant. RW: Firewolf's new tag team partner Radiant is accompanying the SFW Legend Firewolf. Damn its good to see some of the legends of the fed back where they belong. Too bad we'll never see guys like Flame, Reaper, Archer, or Legion ever step in that ring again. Snow and Wolf
square up as the bell rings. Firwolf with a standing side kick and Snow
goes down. Snow counters with a dragon leg whip, and gets Wolf into
a headlock. Firewolf counters with scisscor leg lock. Snow gets out
of it and they again square up, Kyle Snow with a drop kick, he flies
and hits a summersault plancha on Firewolf. He covers but gets only
a 1 count. Firewolf now with a vertabreaker as he covers 1...2....kickout by Kyle Snow. Wolf hits an inverted Russian Leg Sweep and covers 1..2..kickout! RW: My god how is Kyle Snow finding the power to kickout of those moves? JC: Sheer will power I suppose. Firewolf now picks up Kyle Snow and hits a powerbomb. RW: I think its all over now. Firewolf covers but again gets a 2 count. Firewolf goes up top and flies with a head butt but Kyle gets out of the way and Firewolf hits the mat. Kyle is on the offensive now with a Hurricane DDT. From the crowd
we see the Man in the Red Robe jump out and attack Radiant, the man
jumps in the ring and starts to attack Kyle Snow as the ref is RW: Looks like Kyle Snow wins by DQ. The Man in the Red Robe hits a DDT on Kyle Snow and Snow is out cold now. Firewolf is up and tries to look into the face of the man in red but the hood covers him up pretty well. The man in red moves closer as Firewolf tries to take a closer look, but hes only met by a Diamond Cutter as the Man in the Red Robe walks away leaving bodies in his wake. JC: That sucks, Firewolf almost found out who it was, this isnt over, someone has to find out who that is. Harvey Vaughn: The winner of this match.... Kyle Snow by Disqualification Match Number
Three Switchblade and Aj Nin come out first to "Wait and Bleed". The hoist the titles in the air above their heads as the walk to the ring. They slide in and hand the titles to the ref, who throws them outside the ring. Dean and Azurian race out to the challenge to the sound of "Death Of Seasons". They both slide in, with Azurian pairing off with Aj Nin, and leaving Dean and Switchy centre stage. Switchy wastes no time and uses his weight advantage to land every punch hard. As soon as he has the upper-hand, Aj Nin ducks out to his apron corner, as does Azurian. JC: "Nice start here by Switchy, he has Dean where he wants him early." RW: "Hey, what's with the crowd stirring up at the ramp way?" Switchblade has Erik Dean in mid-air, and drops him down for a Brain-buster suplex. As he does, someone emerges at the entrance way, and starts to walk slowly down to the ring. As he makes it slowly down the ramp-way to absolutely no flash entrance, Aj Nin, Swicthy, Azurian and Dean all bring him to the attention of the crowd, and evidently, the commentators; RW: "Is that who I think it is?" JC: "Depends on who you think it is Randy." RW: "It is! Folks at home, it's looking awful like we're about to be joined by one of the many recent stars returning; Stephen Young - Myris." The crowd liven
up [or those that see him do]. Switchy eyes Myris cautiously as he slowly
circles to the back of the ring, and takes up a headset at the Myris: "Come
one Johnny, move your fat ass up a little and give a great man RW: "Heh, nice one Steve." Myris: "Holy
shit Johnny! Hold the boat, it isn't your fat ass that's the trouble.
It's this beached whale at the other side that's causing all the RW: "Well I never " Myris: "Oh come on, we all know the only reason you two aren't wrestling is because they don't make steel mats anymore; Hell, the canvas one's cost enough - the last thing we need is your fat asses bouncing around up there." Switchy whips Dean into the corner and tags in Aj Nin. Aj Nin comes in and the duo hit a double suplex before Switchy leaves the ring and waits on the outside. JC: "They
make a good team, huh? You don't get teamwork like that every RW: "You certainly do not." Myris: "I totally agree, you get it for about a month, then he dies on you." As the commentators fall eerily silent, The action continues. Erik Dean stands up, and finds himself knocked to the ground in a hurry. Up gets Dean again - down goes Dean. Up he gets - punched back down. This time Dean gets back up, and blocks the Aj Nin punch, he knee's Schorg in the gut and tries to whip him to his corner, successfully. Dean charges at the static Aj Nin, and runs up the bottom two buckles before kicking Aj Nin in an enzighuri like move. Aj Nin stumbles out, staggered at the pace in which the match was turned. Dean tags in Azurian, who whips Aj Nin to the opposing corner as Dean clambers to the top rope on his teams corner. Aj Nin hits the corner back-first, and Azurian runs at him elbow first, catching Switchblade and hurling him off the apron as he does. Dean waits patiently on the top as Azurian whips Aj Nin towards him. Dean lets him bounce off the corner and back out to be elevated into a flap-jack like manoeuvre, the back of his head facing Dean. Dean leaps off and the duo hit a tag team Bulldog from the top. Azurian makes the quick pin but Switchy scrambles back into the ring to break it up just in time. JC: "Very near fall there!" Myris: "Good move by Dean and Azurian there, they look like a formidable tag team; shame about Dean looking like a crap number one contender or the crowd might give a shit about the rest of the night." RW: "Not looking forward to the world title match Steve?" Myris: "No,
Johnny. I think you can forgive me though, right? I mean who the Switchblade
makes sure Aj Nin is out of trouble before he leaves the ring, putting
in a few shots at Azurian before he leaves. Aj Nin gets up a little
after Switchy makes his exit, and Azurian starts throwing punches as
he Myris: "Excuse me, that's my queue, I'll be back in a moment." Myris walks
over to Switchy's corner after dropping his set, he hauls Switchy's
left leg from under him, and sends him face first into the bottom of
the apron. The referee spots it and rush' over to check it out. Switchy
JC: "Hot tag to Dean!" Myris takes
up the set as Switchy slides back in to a Dean Clothesline. Down goes
Switchy, Aj Nin stands up, and eats boot from a well executed running
drop-kick. Azurian is outside holding his left leg now, as Aj Nin and
RW: "Err, Myris if you don't mind my asking, what the hell was all that about with Switchblade?" Myris: "That, well you'll find out at the same time as everyone, nosy tub of lard." RW: "I'm not fat!" Myris: "Oh yeah, I forgot - you're just big boned. Fat ass." JC: "Haha!" Myris: "I dunno what the hell you're laughing at, there's a rumour goin' 'round that slapping your thigh can be lethal." JC: "There's no need to get personal..." Aj Nin and Switchblade stand up in the ring, as Dean bounces off of the middle-ropes into a flying cross-body on the pair. Aj Nin rolls through it into a cover, but Dean's too active to go under just yet. He kicks out at two on the mark, and springs to his feet. He bounces off the ropes again, ducks under an Aj Nin clothesling and comes flying off the opposing ropes with a leaping calve kick. Myris: "Very
versatile offence by Erik Dean here. He's single-handedly RW: "That's a bit harsh of you!" JC: "You think he can manage that against Goldeneye, Steve?" Myris: "Don't get too optimistic here; Dean's working with three semi-talented individuals, all drawing from his performance here. But they do have half-talent. In a moment he'll be facing the black hole of wrestling technique; totally void of any skill or creativity, I don't even think Dean in this never-seen-before gear can get a good match there." RW: "Are you trying to tell me no-one can have a good match with Goldeneye?" Myris: "Well
I would be, but only because I wouldn't let him get up to ruin Dean gets up from the calve kick, and delivers a leg-drop to the back of Aj Nin's head as he was on his hands and knee's. Aj Nin rolls over on his front after the leg-drop and is quickly put in a knee-lock. Myris: "Good technicality here by Dean, using what we in the business call; 'submission moves', to rest himself and hurt his opponent after a particularly tiring; 'spurt'." Dean releases the knee-lock and prepares for the rise of Aj Nin. As Aj Nin rises; he's kneed in the gut, his head is shoved between the legs of Dean Spoken Words! Myris: "Dean's going for the cover here wait - no Switchy had other plans. Poor Switchy though; all these times of covering Aj Nin's ass, yet the moment he turns his back he's [beep]ed. 'Tis the Aj Nin way." JC: "I'm sensing a lot of hostility towards Aj Nin " Myris: "Go with that." JC: "You mean ?" Myris: "This
isn't Becker, Porky. Aj Nin screwed me before in this Tag Team situation;
in-front of the whole world
and to think I was sad for that RW: "Well he did have a Heart-attack Myris." Myris: "Oh yeah, a lethal one as well, yet somehow between then and now, the good lord seen it fit to let this fuck-nut live, let me ask you something Randy, do you believe Aj Nin is the second coming of Christ, esurrected to save the SFT from ever depressing title runs?" RW: "Of course not." Myris: "Do you believe he has some sort of extra heart?" RW: "Don't be silly!" Myris: "Then you understand my clinical criticism of his 'death'." Dean gets up from Switchy's breaking of the pin, Azurian clambers under the top-rope at the same time. Switchy stares up at Azurian running towards him, and has enough time to blink before one pissed-off-Erik-Dean catches him blindside with a fore-arm. Switchy stumbles aside and Azurian charges through him with a spear, the momentum taking both men out of the ring, where they begin to fight on the outside. Aj Nin starts to clamber up Erik Dean's jeans, Dean lifts him up for the Samba suplex, that leaves Aj Nin lying centre-stage, Dean stares at the top turnbuckle as the fans egg him on. Myris: "Holy shout, on it's way." Dean starts
to ascend the turnbuckle, as a battered and bruised Switchy hits a Super-kick
to Azurian on the outside. Dean balances neatly on the top, as Switchy
catches a glimpse of his intentions. Switchy distracts Dean for a moment,
hitting him a little weakly at a stretch. He steps up one of the ring
steps, and hits him again, this time a lot harder Dean turns, his attention
snatched from his previous task. Switchy clambers up the outside Myris: "Now
that's what I call a neckbreaker, he's carrying that freeloader Aj Nin is the
first back to his feet, closely followed by his partner Switchblade,
and the slowly but surely Azurian on the outside. Switchy hauls Dean
to his feet, and the duo hit a few double team moves, Backslam into
a DDT, Double DDT and a Double Bulldog before Switchblade [the illegal
man] goes out to deal with Azurian on the outside. He springs himself
to the outside on-top of Azurian, leaving both men incapacitated and
exhausted on RW: "Right there you've got the knee hitting your lungs, and driving your entire back into a wall of steel. You can only imagine the pain Azurian is feeling right there." Myris: "Of course I can remember that pain from matches gone by - you fat ass-wipes don't have that privilege though." RW: "Is
it me John, or did Stephen have Asshole Implants put in when he was
Myris: "If I were you I'd keep my mouth shut about implants Randy, especially since you're sitting there with a pair of Double D cups of the male variety." Dean starts
to stand up on the outside, as the referee counts 'six'. He's leaning
heavily on the barricades, while Aj Nin looks on from the inside, knowing
that if he just sticks to the ring the team retain. 'Seven', and Switchblade
rolls Azurian into the ring, he's the illegal man though, so the count
doesn't stop. Switchblade stands with his back to Aj Nin, and whips
Azurian towards the ropes he's facing. 'Eight'. Azurian bounces back,
and while Switchblade looks to catch him for a modified Sidewalk slam,
Azurian already has his tactics figured out. Switchblade lifts him up,
his legs getting higher as they go, before Azurian lets momentum take
over, and wraps Myris: "Great innovation from Azurian there; this kid would have a future if ageing hipsters like Aj Nin here would step aside for him." RW: "What is it with you and this team?" JC: "Yeah, even I like Aj Nin from time to time!" Myris: "You've
never tagged with the guy. You can carry his ass for four weeks - then
watch as he ditches you at the first hurdle you need a rest RW: "So from what I'm gathering; you blame Aj Nin for his own near-death experience at FallOut 3?" Myris: "And
the subsequent slip in standards of SFT Champion from that day JC: "Like who?" Myris: "Like the current unpredictable cluster-[beep], Goldeneye, Mad Dogg, DVD for the umpteenth time, Shawn Walsh - I mean that guy sucks, I slammed his ass. Then there's Lane, anyone who loses to DVD deserves a boot in the balls." RW: "Do you approve of any of the recent champions?!" Myris: "Not since Damien Sparks." Dean gets back in the ring, he and Azurian get themselves organised as they see Switchy and Aj Nin clambering in under the bottom rope. Dean and Azurian assault the team as they slide in. JC: "What is it with you and Sparks anyway?" Myris: "If that's an accusation - I'll put this monitor so far up your ass it'll require a search and rescue team to get it back out." JC: "No!
No!! I was just wondering, you know
you never really have a go
at Myris: "That's because some people here just a few, have talent. And I'd rather not insult those fellow workers with talent around here." Aj Nin and Switchblade fight off their opponents as the slowly make it back to their feet. Aj Nin squares off with Dean as the referee shepherds both the partners to the corners. Aj Nin hauls Dean up by the head and scoops him into "Deadweight!" He hooks the leg for the cover. JC: "1 " RW: "2 " JC:"...3!" The bell sounds as Myris hops up. JC: "Hey, where you goin'?" Myris: "That's my queue again." Myris hops out from behind the announcers table, dragging his chair behind him. He slides into the ring, behind the Dead Pac team, as they watch Dean and Azurian disappear. Myris goes to Switchblade first, standing behind him as he is slowly being made aware of something wrong from the boo's of the crowd. RW: "Switchy's turning 'round!" Wham! As Switchy's face was becoming visible, Myris whacked him with the chair, making sure there were no obstacles now between him and his goal. JC: "Look out Aj Nin!" Aj Nin investigated
the thud on his partner by turning in the same manner, leaving Myris
with an almost similar shot. Wham! Aj Nin fell forward on to his knee's,
as Myris stood behind him with the chair, holding it above his RW: "What
the hell are you doing now?! You sick bastard, leave him the hell Myris methodically stomped away at Aj Nin on the mat. The music had cut now, the crowd were anything but celebratory right now. Myris demanded a mic from Harvey Vaughn at ringside, and started to talk over them all; "Tonight, I extracted a small measure of revenge. For you, for me, for SFT's own good I have taken that little bit back." He paused as the crowd started to silence a little. Then started when they were completely silent. "Over the last six months or so, have you been happy with your champions? DVD, Walsh, Lane, Mad Dogg, Ace, Goldeneye and maybe even tonight - maybe even Erik Dean!? Are you happy that the title that represents the entire world, a title who's bearer should represent a man we are proud to associate ourselves with are you happy that that could be Erik Dean are you happy that it is Goldeneye both glorified TV Champion material at best! Of course you aren't!" The crowd make a point of proving Myris wrong here. "And tonight,
I beat down the man solely responsible for three things. The holding
back of one of the only men capable of restoring SFT to it's full glory.
Allowing the retarded ex-champions - and current - the opportunity at
With that he throws the microphone to the floor amongst the human rubble in the ring, and heads back as "Holiday In Cambodia" plays for the first time in months over the SFT PA System. Harvey Vaughn: And the winner of this match... SwitchBlade & Aj Nin Red Rum by pinfall FADE TO COMMERCIAL FOR WHEATIES, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS BACK FROM COMMERCIAL Erik Dean vs. Goldeneye [World Title Match]
We fade into the middle of the ring where Inferno's ring announcer Harvey Vaughn is standing with a microphone in his right hand. The crowd starts to quiet down a little bit as Harvey presses the microphone up to his mouth and begins speaking. Harvey Vaughn: And THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL ERIK DEAN!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JC: Holy mother of Jesus fucking christ, Erik Dean just won the SFT World Heavyweight Title ?!?! © 2003 Friday Night Inferno All text, images and html code are property of Strike Fantasy Towers. Un-Authorized distribution and duplication of the text, images and html code found within this roleplay is strictly prohibited. Friday Night Inferno and Strike Fantasy Towers used with permission, and are respected trademarks of themselves. All Rights Reserved. |