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RW: Welcome to Inferno, What a great night we have for you tonight.
JC: Thats right Randy.....
The lights go out in the arena as the crowd wait in anticaption. Suddenly, the
sound of screamming is heard and blue lights begin to flicker. As soon as the
screamming stops, "Your Disease" by Saliva breaks out in the arena as the crowd
begin to boo. As the boo's increase, Clayton Walker walks out to greet the
crowd. As soon as Clayton realizes they are booing, he flips them off and then
walks down the ramp looking strangly at the crowd. Once at the bottom of the
ramp, he then walks around the ring, still looking at the crowd weirdly. Once he
reaches the commentary box, he then gets up on to the apron, and then looks to
the crowd and shakes his head in disapproval before climbing into the ring.
Clayton Walker: Well what can I say? You people still disappoint me, but
then, when was the last time you ever cheer a man worthy of being cheered for?
Ugh..you pitiful fools, the fact that you even think you make wrestling is utter
bullshit.
The crowd beings to boo Walker.
Clayton Walker: Is
that truly the best you all can do? Just go “BOOO” oh come on. How pathetic can
you insolent American’s be? I thought you were the Globe’s Leader, and here you
are sticking to things that would rather me see grass grow then look around at
useless and dull people that occupy Canada’s Land. Oh yes, its true, this should
be our land, and in due time, it shall be, oh yes, it shall be.
The
crowd turn there “boo”s to “Get Out” chants.
Clayton Walker: Now lets
see, Strike Fantasy Towers, the ever defining point of a wasted Federation. Once
the panicle, now struggles to even produce a simple decent World Champion. Like
last week, we saw SwitchBlade lose to Fox. Fox, the same man that was once
“Crazy”, the same Fox that is just a step above Goldeneye for being Strike
Fantasy Towers Worst Wrestler. Where has the talent gone? Like apart from
myself, the man that somehow keeps this place running without having a
match..and yes, I know what your thinking, “No he doesn’t, Shadow and Big T do.”
Well your wrong, without me, they would not have no money because you tools
would not come see some lame ass show like this. Like where is the desire to
actually want to be in this arena? Where? Maybe you assholes are destroying it
with your presence.
The crowd then turn back to the “BOO”s.
Clayton Walker: You people really don’t get it do you? Your “boo”s do
not hurt me. Your presence hurts me in the fact that I actually have to work to
keep some over rated Federation called Strike Fantasy Towers alive and kicking.
But now I must do something far more important than SFT, I must go to the
lavatory, since the cubical would probably be a far better place than this shit
heap.
The “Boo”s then increase as Walker drops the mic and slides of the
ring. As he walks up the ramp, the fans start to chant “About time” as Walker
then stops, turns around to face the crowd and shakes his head before turning
back around and heading to the back.
RW: Looks like he has returned.
Match Number
One
Cherry Bomb
vs. Daniel Mendoza
Standard
Harvey Vaughn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall
between two SFT rookies. Making his way down to the ring first . . . CHERRY
BOMB!!!
Cherry Bomb runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Before
Chery Bomb even notices it Daniel Mendoza is already in the ring.
JC:
Where the hell did he come from?
RW: Where did you come from?
JC:
I don't know. Ah well. Let's just watch this match.
RW: Yeah . . . go
Cherry Bomb!
Meanwhile ring announcer Harvey Vaughn has climbed out of
the ring. Cherry Bomb immediately runs at Daniel Mendoza and attacks him from
behind. He knocks Mendoza down with a hard forearm shot. Cherry Bomb then tuns
the ropes and comes back to Mendoza and jumps up in the air and drops an elbow
to the back of Dans head. Cherry Bomb then stands up and picks up Dan. She turns
him towards her and then she places his head under her arm. She hooks his leg
and flips him onto his back and connects with the Blood Bath. She holds it for a
count.
1.2.kick out!
JC: Oh close one.
RW: Yeah it was.
Cherry Bomb is really taking it to Daniel Mendoza.
JC: Go
Cherry!
RW: Go strawberry!
JC: Your retarded.
Meanwhile
Cherry Bomb has stood up and is in the face of the ref complaining about the
call. Just then Daniel Mendoza sneaks up behind Cherry Bomb and rolls her
up.
1.2.kick out!
Daniel Mendoza wastes no time in standing up and
running the ropes. While coming back Cherry suddenly stands up and runs at Dan
and nails him with a spear. She makes the
cover.
1.2.3!!!
DING!DING!
RW: Well that match
sucked.
JC: . . .I liked it.
RW: Your gay.
JC: My uncles
gay.
RW: I am your uncle.
JC: . . .Die.
Winner: Cherry
Bomb
Backstage
{Randy White is standing backstage with "SFT's
#1 Draft Pick" Jay Lethal.. With a pissed off look on his face Jay then looks to
the Randy White to hurry up and do the interview.}
Randy White: Jay I know this is a difficult time but I just wanted a moments of
your time..
Jay Lethal: What's up?
Randy White: First off, being here in SFT your career seems to be at a downfall.
I know you didn't want to start off with an 0-2 record here in SFT, your
thoughts??
Jay Lethal: Well Randy you have to loose sometimes it's just part of the game..
Just because I'm 0-2 doesn't mean that I'm through! Schizo was a tough opponent,
hell all 4 of them were tough, Jordan Blayze on the other hand was just the
better man to win, no hard feelings, but I'm still here though.
Randy White: Which brings me to my next question, why are you here?? You're not
booked in any match..
Jay Lethal: Just here to check out the show just like other people, I'm just
making my presence known that's all, letting these people around here know that
I'm done yet..
{With that being said all of sudden Mannie taps Jay up on his shoulder. Jay
looks at him as Mannie begins to talk to him.}
Mannie: Hey Lethal, aye nigga...good luck next time. You got talent, I can see
it. Plus, us select few black folk gotta stick together. Keep ya head up man,
you'll win 'em.
Jay Lethal: Thanks Mannie..
{Mannie walks away..}
Randy White: Maybe all you needed is that prep talk to get you started to make a
name for yourself Jay..
Jay Lethal: You know what *PAUSES* Maybe it was..
{The scene then cuts back to ringside..}
Match Number
Two
Alexander Mortagius
vs. Al
Creed
Standard
Harvey Vaughn: The Following match is for one fall, on his
way to the ring, making his debut, weighing at 231 lbs. AL CREED!
The arena goes dark. There is a moment of silence before
" Your Savior” by Audioslave hits. Al Creed stands at the entry way and
raises his arms in a crucifix pose, and spins around slowly. Then he makes his
way down the aisle, taunting the fans. He then rolls into the ring, and climbs
the top turnbuckle, and raises his arms in another crucifix pose.
HV: And making his way to the ring, weighing at 253 lbs, Alexander Mortaigus.
Awake by Godsmack starts playing over the PA system. Right
when the first scream hits a loud pyro goes off. BAM! This pyro burns for a
second or two. Then as soon as it stops more pyros go off. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
BAM! BAM! This quickly dissipates and once dissipated a form is seen where the
pyros had gone off. He walks forward and it is seen to be Alexander Mortaigus.
He walks down to the ring glancing left and right at the crowd slightly
suspiciously as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs into the ring and
extends his arms and hands, palms open facing the ramp, Creed does not wait for
Alex to get ready, so h charges at Alex sending him to the ground.
RW: Well it looks like this match is underway.
Referee Hendrix then calls for the bell to be rung and the
match begins.
Al Creed then runs at Alex and hits a spear, he then hits
a roll up and Referee Hendrix starts a count, but looks confused at the same
time.
1…
2…
3…
Referee Hendrix looks shocked along with the crowd, Al
creed also looks shocked and Alex just lies on the mat, Al starts to laugh as
Alex gets back up, and Hendrix raises the hands of Al.
RW: Wow,…
JC: I think its best if we don’t say any thing.
Winner: Al
Creed
Backstage
We cut backstage where we see Damien Sparks heading for his locker room. He
opens his locker room and finds some flowers with a note attached to it. He
looks confused. He picks up the note attached. We zoom in and so y’all at home
can read it… aren’t we nice
To my darling Damien, I want to wish you the
very best of luck tonight in your very important match. Love you always, Lisa x
x x
“Ugh” says Damien to himself. He rips the note up, and grabs a piece
of paper of his own and writes something down, but we can’t show you this time.
He places it neatly in the flowers as he makes his way out of his room. We cut
back to the fantastic action at ringside.
Match Number
Three
Adia Rivvioni
vs. Young
Starr vs. Axiom
Standard
All three are in the ring when the bell sounds. Axiom and Adia meet up in the
middle, and Starr joins them a moment later. Axiom comes out on top, and beats
Adia away before taking Young Starr down with a neck-breaker. Axiom stands up
and turns into an Adia kick to the gut, and a quick DDT. Adia crawls into the
cover, but can only get one and a half before Young Starr breaks it up.
John: “Nice fast paced start by these kids.”
Adia stands up, and
hits a few open right hands to Young star. She beats him into the corner and
then whips him out. As Starr runs, Axiom trips him with a drop-tow-hold, and
starts to lock in an ankle-submission move. Adia sees the possible match ending,
and jumps on it right away, causing Axiom to break it up. Young Starr stands up
and turns towards the action, but the other two kick him in the gut and hit
simultaneous three-quarter neck-breakers. Starr rolls out of the ring as the
other two stand up and face each other.
Randy: “Fantastic double
neckbreaker there.”
Adia whips Axiom towards the ropes, and as he
returns, Adia hits him with the back of her elbow. Axiom springs back to his
feet and is kicked in the gut for his trouble. Adia sets up a vertical suplex,
but Axiom blocks it. Adia tries to lift him up again, but Axiom blocks it as she
has him lifted a little, and uses the momentum to carry the move into a roll-up.
It gets a two-count and the pair roll away and face up to each other with open
handed shots. Adia blocks a shot, and a thumb to the eye causes Axiom to stumble
back. She kicks him in the gut, but a DDT into a cover is broken up at two-and a
half by a still very groggy Starr. Adia lifts Starr up, and bodyslams him next
to Axiom. She proceeds to hit a double springboard moonsault, and makes the
cover on Starr.
“1… 2..”
Kick-out at two and a bit. Axiom is
roused by now as well, and he’d have broken it up before three no matter what.
Adia lifts Starr up, and gives him a few chest chops as she keeps an eye on
Axiom. Axiom tries to rush at her with a clothesline, but Adia ducks allowing
Axiom to hit Starr. Axiom turns around into a Samoan drop, and Adia turns around
in time to catch Starr staggering towards her, Adia sets him up for a modified
Death Valley Driver, and makes the pin.
“1…2…3!”
Adia stands up
and the referee raises her hand. Randy and John pass comment as she heads
backstage with “Dark Lady” playing.
John: “Adia rifles through this
match far too easily. No offence to her two opponents with that, but it looks
like Adia’s got something going here.”
Randy: “That it does, John. That
it does.”
Winner: Adia
Rivvioni
Backstage
We cut backstage where we see Damien Sparks once again. He is wandering
backstage holding the flowers. He sees a man just standing in the hall drinking
coffee. Damien stops to speak to him..
Damien Sparks; Hey, um.. could
you tell me where Brandi James’ locker room is?
Random SFT worker: Yes,
Sir. It’s right down the hall
Damien Sparks: Good, hey I may still need
you.. come with me.
They both walk down to Brandi James’ locker room.
Damien attempts to enter. The door his locked. He knocks on the door. No answer.
He turns to the man..
Damien Sparks: Open it!
Random SFT Worker:
Sir, I can’t do that, it’s against regulation
Damien Sparks: Look at me,
do you know who I am? I’m Damien Sparks, open the door before I crush your face
with my first
The man, in fear does as he is told and opens the door.
Damien enters and places the flowers with the note on the dressing table, he
leaves the room and closes the door behind him
Match Number
Four
Mannie
vs. Myris
#1 Contendership for Intercontinental Title
JC: Well Randy, it's about time for us to get ready for Mannie vs. Myris...
.:The crowd are silent in anticipation as the first few chords
of 'Holiday in Cambodia' strum out over the PA System. Before the music
kicks in, the words 'Enter The Expert' flash across the StrikeTron as
they are spoken from a microphone behind the stage. Myris walks out from
behind the curtain to a standing ovation, strutting confidently down the
ramp, holdhing his hands high above his head and soaking up the
appreciation of the Strike Towers crowd. He reaches the ring apron, and
walks up the ringsteps and along the outside of the ropes before ducking
in and climbing to the top of the nearest turnbuckle. He leaps down, and
awaits his Mannie.:.
RW: Myris is confident, but it's going to take
more then that to defeat Mannie.
.:The lights in the arena
go out as "I Am Your Future" flashes on the StrikeTron. "On Sight" by Kurupt
begins to blast throughout the speakers in the arena as royal blue lights
flicker on and off inside the ring, a blue spotlight focuses on the ramp.
Mannie makes his way out from the back and the spotlight follows him down to
the ring as he slowly proceeds down the entrance to a chorus of boos. We see
Myris in the ring turn his back on Mannie, streaching on the top rope.
Mannie sees his opportunity and runs into the ring while the music and
lights aren't up yet, and gives Myris a shot to the back of the head. Myris
goes down to a knee as the lights come up, the bell rings, and the music
fades. Mannie gives Myris a couple of kicks to the side as Myris attempts to
get back to his vertical base.:.
JC: Mannie siezing the
opportunity to get a few shots in at the start of this match.
.:Mannie then lifts Myris up to a vertical base, and whips
Myris, only to have Myris reverse it into a irish whip of his own. Mannie
bounces off the ropes into a shoulder back toss from Myris. As Mannie is in
the air though he's able to complete the flip and lands on his feet, only to
fall forward unable to stop his forward momentum. His face bounces off
the mat and he comes up holding his jaw.:.
RW: Well Mannie
almost able to complete the flip but unable to get his landing correct.
.:Mannie is up on his feet, and turns around to a kick to the
gut from Myris. Myris hooks the leg of Mannie and hits a fisherman's suplex.
The ref goes down to count but Myris breaks the bridge. Instead Myris gets
up and puts Mannie's head between his legs. He lifts Mannie up for a
powerbomb, but Mannie instead pushes of Myris' shoulders, and on his way
down hits Myris with a jaw breaker. Myris stumbles holding his jaw, and
leans on the ropes. Suddenly from behind Mannie drops kicks Myris, who
falls face first over the top rope. Myris lands on the mat and is
quickly up to his knees. Mannie waits while Myris stands before
launching off the rope in a spring board cross body block. But Myris
catches Mannie in his arms, and quickly fall away slams him into the
crowd control barrier. Mannie bounces off the barrier holding his back
as Myris lifts him up and tosses him into the ring.:.
JC:
Well awsome ring presence by Myris on that reversal. This has been a great
match so far.
.:Mannie gets up to his feet and is bent over
holding his back. This allows Myris to nail Mannie with a bulldog face
plant. Myris then quickly gets over to the top turnbuckle and climbs. He
turns around to see Mannie on his back, and flys off for "Terror Rising", He
hits...
1...
2...
3...
The Referee then calls for
the bell and raises Myris's hand as we fade to backstage
Winner: Myris
Backstage
We cut backstage once
again and we see Sean and Brandi heading for their locker room. Sean opens
the door for Brandi; she enters, as does Sean. She looks up and notices the
flowers, as does Sean, and he is looking a little confused.
Brandi James: Sean, you shouldn’t have
Sean Lane: I didn’t!
Brandi James: Hmm..
She looks at the flowers and notice’s
there is a note attached. She picks up the note and we zoom in to check it
out
“Brandi, please accept this as a token of my affection for you, and I
want to wish you luck for your big match tonight. Not that you need it; I
know you’re going to kick ass (as usual)
Love, Your number one
guy, Damien Sparks
PS: Tell Sean I said Hi”
Brandi smiles,
and Sean, not looking very happy takes the note from her and reads it.
Seconds pass and Sean is insane with rage he crumples the note up and throws
it against the wall
Sean Lane: THAT BASTARD!!
And with that we come back to ringside
for more tremendous action.
Match Number
Five
Fox
vs. Damien
Sparks
Standard
Cut the lighting, queue the music. ‘Cocky’ by Kid Rock echo’s through the crowd
as red and white strobes flicker one and off around the place. The crowd boo as
Damien Sparks makes his entrance on the stage, hauling back the curtain in time
to be hailed by the red and white pyro that has come to signify his entrance.
Boos flood the arena, and Damien simply strolls to the ring, ignorant to them,
smiling like they were cheers. He playfully holds out the US… no, Canadian Title
to the fans, but draws it back in when they reach for it, mocking them, pointing
and laughing as he walks by. He rolls in under the bottom rope and leaps to the
second rope on the corner. He holds out the US Title and stares out into the
crowd. ‘Cocky’ fades out, Damien jumps down and the referee takes the title and
places it outside.
Randy: “Look at this arrogant young ass. John, people
like Sparks are only making Canada look worse in my eyes.”
John: “Randy,
Sparks is a legend here, how can that be making Canada look bad? Besides, Canada
rocks, I know people who’ve visited Canada!”
Randy: “You don’t say…”
The lights dim again, this time the ‘Violence Fetish’ by Disturbed hails
the entrance, and it is accompanied by red mist. Fox emerges from beneath the
red layer that carpets the stage, and starts to stride confidently towards the
ring. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans, but they’re enthused and swaying
towards his side when he actually interacts with the crowd at the ramp-side. Fox
reaches the bottom of the ramp and stands staring at Damien, Damien - un-phased
- stares right back. Fox stretches his arms and cracks his neck before attacking
the ring, sliding in after a short sprint and finding himself on the wrong end
of the early offence.
John: “Great early plan from Sparks, keep Fox on
the mat.”
Sparks continues to stomp on Fox as the bell is rung and Leon
Tyson turns back to the action. He tells Sparks to break it up for a second, and
Fox is allowed to stand. They start to circle each other and Fox looks to
hook-up, Damien kicks him in the gut as he does though, and Fox finds himself
being hammered back towards the ropes by a combination of knife-edged chops and
closed right hands. Damien whips Fox to the opposing side of the ring, and
follows him soon after. Fox bounces back from the ropes and is led straight into
a knee to the gut. Damien pushes Fox towards the middle of the ring a little,
and looks to execute a Russian Leg-sweep, but Fox is aware of his intent, and
doesn’t allow Damien to tangle up the legs. Instead Fox twists the move around
and executes a make-shift hip-toss, leaving Sparks to roll away and stand up in
time for a clothesline.
Randy: “Nice way to turn that Russian Leg-sweep
attempt into a match turning point.”
John: “If you want to call a
hip-toss and a clothesline a ‘turning point’, then yeah, I guess.”
Sparks bounces back up, and is forced to block a quick right hand from
Fox, Sparks tries for a closed fisted left, but Fox blocks it and Sparks is left
with little more option than to administer a head-but to his chin. Fox stumbles
back as Tyson tries to tell Sparks to keep his fists open. Fox runs at Sparks
for another clothesline, but this time Sparks ducks under it, Fox goes running
by and bounces back from the ropes straight into a sleeper-hold. Sparks doesn’t
leave it in quickly though, and immediately drops his opponent into a
rear-naked-choke-drop. Damien crawls over his opponent and hooks his left leg
for the cover.
Tyson: “1… 2”
Fox kicks out on two, and Damien
springs to his feet. Fox is up of his own accord seconds later and Damien wastes
no time in re-starting his offence. Damien hits a stiff fore-arm shot to Fox
making him stumble back into the corner. When he’s in the corner Sparks starts
letting loose more knife-edged chops on the already reddened upper-torso of
Fox. After about five chops, Damien breaks away to taunt the crowd for a
moment, prompting a hail of boos to reign down on him, and allowing Fox a moment
to retaliate. One second is all it takes for a punch or two to get Fox back in
it. Fox beats his way out of the corner with open right hands, and then whips
Sparks into the corner fast himself, so fast that Sparks rebounds out backwards
into a school-boy roll-up. Lucky for Sparks that he’s still too aware to let it
get anywhere, and he manages to kick out on two. Fox stands up and watches
Damien try to correct himself from the roll-up position, and before he can Fox
grabs Damiens left leg and hauls him into the middle of the ring. Fox applies a
standing knee-wrench to Sparks, before Damien manages to struggle away from it.
Randy: “Nice knee-wrench by Fox, maybe he’ll be working that knee over
during the rest of the match.”
Tyson takes Fox aside for a moment and
tells him to cool it as Damien gets his bearings again. Both are back to square
one, circling each other again in the ring. This time Damien motions to hook-up,
but as he draws Fox in, Damien delivers a closed fisted right upper-cut to the
chin. Fox is taken aback and left stunned for a moment, allowing Damien to
execute a dangerous DDT on him. Damien stands up soon after, and uses a few
seconds of the time he’s bought to taunt the fans again. He turns in time to see
Fox getting his shit together half-way to his feet, and makes sure he has more
to collect with a quick kick that might just have been lower than the gut. Tyson
hauls Sparks away who holds up his arms proclaiming his innocence, while the
crown boo him to high hell. Tyson lets off after a few seconds and allows Damien
to get back in time to take advantage of what he’s done. Damien hits a quick
snap suplex as Fox straightens his stance, and then stalks him again as he
arises from it. Damien keeps behind Fox’s back, and locks his arms around his
waist as soon as he can, he hauls Fox back into a release German Suplex, and
quickly arranges an egotistical, one-footed pin from the situation.
Tyson: “One, two…”
Fox kicks out at the wrong side of too, and a
little close to three. Damien stands up and takes Fox with him. Sparks stands
Fox in the corner of the ring and takes a few steps away before bouncing back at
him for a super-kick. Fox ducks instinctively, and pops up behind Damien. Sparks
turns and finds himself on the wrong end of a desperation spinning heel kick
that takes the two men to the ground. Tyson starts his count.
John: “I
have to admit that was a good innovative way to counter that. I expected Fox to
try for something powerful, but he surprised Sparks and the rest of us by
breaking out a speedy and educated kick.”
Randy: “Fox was lucky he’s got
great instincts, in Sparks had landed that kick, it could’ve been the end of
this already.”
Tyson reaches a four count as Sparks is almost on his
feet, Fox is still recuperating; but Sparks’ attention is drawn to the man
making his way to ringside. Sean Lane slowly wanders to the bottom of the ramp
between four and eight in Tyson’s count. By now Fox is back on his feet, and
Damien is arguing with lane as he makes his way to the announcers table. Fox
uses the situation to his advantage, and surprises Damien with a quick fore-arm
to the back of the head. Damien stumbles forward and is left grabbing the ropes
as Fox tries to follow it up with a German suplex. Tyson stands to the side of
Fox, as Lane takes time from his journey to the announce table to take a cheap
shot at Damiens face as it hangs over the ropes. Damien lets go of the ropes and
is quickly lifted into a German suplex - with a bridge.
Tyson: “One,
two…”
Sparks kicks out just as Lane takes up a headset and joins
commentary.
Lane: “Good Evening Randy, John.”
John: “Well
everyone asks it in this situation eventually, so Lane, why are you out here
now?”
Lane: “Just scouting my pay-per-view opponent John. The match is
set in stone, and I’m pretty sure I want to win it.”
John: “As good a
reason as any, I suppose.”
Sparks and Fox are back on their feet now,
and Sparks is now finding it harder to concentrate on his offence. Whenever he
gets the chance now, he’ll stare over at Lane in contempt, and let Fox back into
it. Fox hits a delayed vertical suplex, and hauls Sparks up again. Sparks pushes
Fox off, and tries for the gut kick again. Fox grabs his Leg though and Sparks
is forced to turn it into an enzighuri. Unlucky as Fox ducks and Sparks eats mat
thanks to his own move. Fox uses the fault to his advantage, and locks in an
ankle-lock. Sparks wriggles and writhes towards the ropes in a hurry, he climbs
up them, and frees himself from the lock. Sparks stands off for a moment, and
Lane passes comment.
Lane: “A little cowardly from Sparks there, huh?”
Sparks scowls at Lane, like he heard him and suddenly runs at Fox.
Sparks ducks under a punch attempt from Fox, and pops up behind himself in time
to see him turn into a kick to the gut. Sparks starts hooking the arms and the
crowd pop a little in anticipation.
John: “Ego Trip!”
Lane: “Aw,
Hell no!”
John: “Hey, where you goin’?”
Lane picks up his chair
and drops his head-set as he heads inside. Sparks looks down on Fox with his
back to Sean as he slides in, he’s about to drop into the cover as Lane brings a
chair down on his head. Sparks drops on top of Fox, but Tyson has already had
the bell rung for a DQ. Lane continues to brutalise Damien as the bell rings out
and Tyson tries to stop him.
Winner: Damien
Sparks
Match Number
Six
Brandi James
vs. Aj Nin
Red Rum
[Intercontinental Title Match]
The lights dim and "Headstrong" by Tapped starts up. As the bass line picks
up, two shots of purple and silver pyro shoot straight up towards the
arena's rafters. As the smoke clears, Lane is standing with arms
outstretched and Brandi James clutching around his waist and then makes his
way slowly down the ramp and around the ring, taunting the fans. Brandi then
steps under the rope that Sean holds down with his foot, and into the ring
and they move into two opposite corners, each time raising her arms and
yelling back at the fans before going over towards the entrance again before
Brandi can continue her entrance ritual
"Darkness" by Peter Gabriel hits
the pa system as Aj Nin Red Rum emerges from the back with the
Intercontinental Title draped over his shoulder. He casually strolls down
the ring and passed Sean Lane as he makes his way backstage. Aj Nin slides
into the ring and drops the belt on the ground and has a stare down with
Brandi James.
RW - Well folks it's time for our Main Event here on
tonight's edition of Friday Night Inferno.
JC - Yes sir and I'm ready€¦I'm putting my money
on Brandi!
RW - Figures€¦you
perverted bastard.
JC - Bite me.
The stare down continues until
it is broke by Brandi James who slaps Aj Nin Red Rum. He takes the blow,
holds his face then chuckles. He then grabs Brandi by her hair and hits an
inverted face lock brainbuster suplex. Aj Nin stays on the offensive by
locking on an arm bar on Brandi who quickly scoots over to the ropes and
grabs them, referee Leon Tyson forces Aj Nin to break the hold. Brandi gets
to her feet as they square off once again, this time Brandi getting the best
of Aj Nin and hitting a nice DDT sending Aj into the mat hard. Brandi tries
to lock in a Boston Crab but Aj Nin kicks her away and gets to his feet as
they square off once more. This time Aj Nin tosses Brandi into the ropes
and
meets her with a clothesline as she returns. Aj Nin grabs one of Brandi's
legs and attempts to lock in the Ozone Pot Leaf, but Brandi maneuvers her
way towards the ropes again. Aj Nin drags her back to the center of the ring
and stomps on the hamstring area of Brandi.
RW - Aj Nin Red Rum
attempting to soften up those nice feminine legs of Brandi for the Ozone Pot
Leaf.
JC - Man, those legs are beautiful€¦
RW - Damnit John,
stop drooling, you're getting the table all wet!
JC - Oh, sorry€¦
Back in the ring, Aj Nin has thrown Brandi James into the corner and is
hitting her with everything he has got. Brandi reels back and collapses to
the mat as Aj smirks and turns around to taunt the crowd. He turns around
and Brandi pulls herself up using the top rope and kicks Aj Nin in the gut
and grabs his head hitting a turnbuckle-assisted bulldog. Brandi James
quickly ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off hitting Aj Nin with The Long
Kiss Goodnight. She makes the cover
1….2….kickout!
JC -
NO! Brandi was supposed to win! She gave Aj Nin Red Rum the Long Kiss
Goodnight!
RW - Ah, shut up already! Stop being biased€¦just call the match.
JC - Screw you okay?
RW - I'll
pass no screwing of me why thank you.
Brandi James stays on the
offensive by laying some boots to Aj Nin before lifting him up and going for
the Final Nail but Aj Nin pushes her away and hits a belly to belly
crossface chicken wing suplex as she rebounds from the ropes. Aj Nin again
goes to work on the leg of Brandi James. This time locking in a figure-four
on her. Brandi writhes in pain as she attempts to turn the hold over
reversing it on Aj Nin, she finally gets the momentum, but right before
she can turn it, Aj Nin releases the hold and laughs. He begins to stomp on her
knee a little before lifting her off the mat and planting her right back
with an elevated cradle neckbreaker. Brandi holds her neck as she rolls
around on the mat. Aj Nin Red Rum grabs her by her leg and drags her into
the corner feet first and places her leg on the bottom rope, he steps over
it so her leg is in-between. Aj Nin then grabs the top rope and stands on
the bottom rope, jumps and lands bottom first on the leg of Brandi James.
She screams in pain as Aj Nin does it again. Brandi goes to grab her leg,
but Aj Nin stomps her in the chest and goes for another, this time Brandi
gets her foot up and crotches Aj Nin as he is coming down. This gives Brandi
some time to get to her feet. She hobbles over to Aj Nin Red Rum who has his
back to her and hits him with a bulldog. She then goes over to the
turnbuckle and seats herself facing the ring and stands up on the middle
turnbuckle and leaps off nailing a leg drop to the back of Aj Nin Red Rum's
neck. Brandi James flips Aj Nin over and goes for another pin.
1….2…..kickout by Aj Nin Red Rum!
RW - Brandi James with
another close pin-fall attempt.
JC - Why won't he just stay down?!
RW - Because he's a fighting champion, and that's not what they do you
moron!
Brandi James is slow to get to her feet, but she finally does,
along with Aj Nin Red Rum. Aj Nin swings wildly at Brandi, who ducks, kicks
Aj Nin in the gut and goes for a piledriver, but the weight difference and
the bad leg under her gives out as her leg buckles and she can't lift Aj
Nin, he pounces on the opportunity and kicks Brandi in the gut and gives her
a piledriver of his own. This time he goes for the cover.
1…..2…..kickout by Brandi James!
JC - Phew, that was close…
RW - Indeed. Aj Nin almost retained his title right there with that
piledriver.
Aj Nin picks up Brandi James from the mat and throws her
into the corner, he follows with a clothesline as Brandi staggers from the
corner, Aj Nin grabs Brandi from the back, spins and hits a belly to back
powerbomb that shakes the ring. Aj Nin walks over to the fallen Brandi James
and locks in an inverted Indian deathlock surfboard. Brandi is just about to
tap out when Aj Nin releases the hold and laughs once more. Aj Nin picks the
lifeless Brandi James up and attempts to plant her with Darkness Falls but
Brandi spins out and nails Aj Nin with a flowing DDT. Both competitors stay
down as the fans begin to cheer.
RW - What a match!
JC - What a
sight! I think I can see a nip-…
RW - SILENCE!
JC - Agreed.
Both competitors manage to get back to their feet as they begin to slug
it out in the center of the ring, Brandi James hits Aj Nin with an elbow
smash to the nose and runs at the ropes, as she returns, Aj Nin wisely ducks
and clips the leg of Brandi, she yelps and goes down in a heap as Aj Nin
gets up and taps himself on the head taunting the fans. Aj Nin lifts up
Brandi James again this time hitting a Crucifix Powerbomb DDT planting her
in the middle of the ring. Aj Nin climbs the turnbuckle, leaps off and nails
Above the Rest onto the fallen Brandi James. He goes for the cover.
1…..2…3no! Brandi James kicks out!
RW - Whoa, Aj Nin was
about a millisecond away from leaving Inferno still Intercontinental
Champion!
JC - YES, BRANDI KICKED OUT! WAHOO!!
RW - *sigh* You
are hopeless.
Aj Nin picks up Brandi James and goes for Dead Weight, but
Brandi James kicks her feet and reverses it and hits Dead Weight on Aj Nin
Red Rum! Brandi climbs the turnbuckle and hits Above the Rest on Aj Nin Red
Rum. Brandi James goes for the cover.
1…..2….3no! Kickout by Aj
Nin Red Rum!
RW - What a fuckin' match!
JC - She just stole two
of Aj Nin Red Rum's primary moves…and still couldn't get the win, this is
starting to make me nervous Randy.
RW - Nervous?! This is exciting!
Back in the ring Aj Nin Red Rum is up on his feet, but he's woozy,
Brandi James goes for The Final Nail, but again, Aj Nin Red Rum pushes her
away into the ropes, Brandi James comes back, and Aj Nin Red Rum goes to
chop her legs again, but she jumps over him, stops in her tracks and tries
to lock in the Ozone Pot Leaf, but Aj Nin kicks her off. Brandi James
quickly gets to her feet and attempts to clothesline Aj Nin Red Rum, but he
ducks, Brandi turns around and gets kicked in the gut, Aj Nin then delivers
The Final Nail on Brandi James! Aj Nin Red Rum then goes to the top rope and
hits The Long Kiss Goodnight on Brandi James! He goes for the pin.
1…2….3no! Brandi James kicks out!
RW - A little bit of move
stealing as Aj Nin just returned the favor, stealing two of Brandi's moves.
JC - I'm startin' to have a bad feeling about this Randy…it's looking
bad for Brandi!
In the ring, Brandi James is up and Aj Nin throws
her into the ropes, he tries a clothesline but she ducks, she returns and Aj
Nin goes to the mat as Brandi runs over him, Aj Nin bounces to his feet,
runs off the opposite side of the ring and when they both meet in the
center, they both go for flying crossbodies. They both hit the mat and lay
stiff as boards as the crowd begins to clap and stomp trying to revive the
two.
RW - What a main event folks! This could possibly go down as the
match of the year. What an effort given by both Brandi James, the
challenger and the Intercontinental Champion, Aj Nin Red Rum.
JC -
I'm scared! I want Brandi to win!!
RW - Shut up and appreciate the match
for what it's worth you clown.
Aj Nin Red Rum has Brandi James setup for the Dead Weight
and he is about to drop her on her head when two quarters drop on a table on the
StrikeTron and "What Up Gangsta" by 50 Cent hits. Aj Nin Red Rum, with Brandi
James still setup for the Dead Weight, turns and looks up to the top of the
ramp. Big T walks out, but there is something very different about
him.
RW: Does Big T have??
JC: Yeah Randy, Big T
has....tits.
Big T walks down the ramp way with his "tits". Aj Nin Red
Rum stares at Big T and starts busting out laughing.
RW: Aj Nin Red Rum
is laughing his ass off right now.
Big T begins doing jumping jacks and
Aj Nin Red Rum can barely contain himself as Big T's "tits" bounce up and down
like crazy.
JC: Aj just released his hold on Brandi.
Brandi James
slides down Aj Nin Red Rum's stomach and goes between his legs. Big T stops
jumping up and down and begins backing up the ramp. Brandi James stands up, Aj
Nin Red Rum turns around, and she drops him on his face with the Final Nail.
RW: Final Nail!! Final Nail!!
Brandi James rolls Aj Nin Red Rum
on his back and covers him. 1..... 2..... 3... Ding Ding Ding!!!
Harvey
Vaughn: Your winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion.... Brandi
James!!
Winner: Brandi
James
Inferno Closing
Big T rolls in the ring and pulls a mic from his "tits". He
crawls over to a motionless Aj Nin Red Rum and holds the mic to his
mouth.
Big T: There's an old saying about laughing, but I dont like it.
SO I got my own... He who laughs last, laughs loudest. He who laughs first, is a
jackass who just lost his Intercontinental Title. I'll see you at War Games in
two days.
Big T stands up and looks down at Aj Nin Red Rum. Then he looks
up at Brandi James, grabs his right "tit", and waves at her. Brandi laughs as
Big T exits the ring.
RW: Well looks like its
going to get ugly, see you at wargames.
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