Strike Fantasy Towers
Friday Night Inferno™
With Commentators... Emily
and Jake
Ring Announcer... Amanda Summers
Referees... Hugh Johnson, Bobby Pitts, and Senior Referee Jerry Crawford
December 12, 2003
Friday Night at 12:00m Live From Huntsville, Alabama, USA in the Von Braun Civic Center
Opening
We begin Inferno by going backstage to XCW locker room. Connor MacDaddy is talking with Big T and Pandoura.
Connor MacDaddy: Yeah man. Shadow has some balls to book me in that match tomorrow night on Slaughter.
Big T: He's lucky that I don't book him against all of XCW.
Connor MacDaddy: Don't worry T, I got a big surprise for Shadow and his SFW cronies.
Big T: Oh really, you wanna clue me in here?
Connor MacDaddy: Don't worry T, just keep watching the monitor.
Connor MacDaddy gets up and exits the locker room leaving Big T and Pandoura by themselves. They begin there usual kissing, which will most likely lead into other things. But before the scene cuts away Big T has a thought.
Big T: I just had a thought Pan.
Pandoura: Ha!
Big T: Don't laugh. You suck.
Pandoura: That I do.
Pandoura just smirks at Big T.
Big T: Yeah... Anyways, tonight Doom faces 2Xtreme in a non-title match. 2Xtreme has asked me to change the match to a falls count anywhere for the Television Title. I have agreed in hopes that 2Xtreme will destroy Doom!! Ya see Shadow, fuck with me and I fuck with you right back.
Big T looks away from the camera as the scene cuts to ringside.
Pyro begins shooting off all over the arena! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Little kids block there ears as the explosions are deafening. We go ringside to the commentator's table with Jake and Emily.
Jake: Welcome to Friday Night Inferno!! We are happy to report that last weeks show was the highest rated Inferno's in many many many months. Tonight, we hope to keep pace with last weeks show.
Emily: That is true Jake. Last week was simply an awesome show! The entire show was incredible! I dunno if we can top last week, but we're sure going to try. So let's begin this weeks show with a couple of young bucks looking for wins.
Match Number One
Turbulence |
vs. |
Rene Soge |
(Standard Match)
"Turbulence" Chris Walker is already in the ring. Then, "Hellraiser" by Disturbed blares through the arena and René Sogé walks out to a chorus of boos, both because he sucks and because he's anti- American. René showboats on the ramp when suddenly he is attacked from behind by some over- zealous American fan. The fan knocks René down and begins to stomp him repeatedly. When security shows up to arrest the man, the crowd begins to chant "Let him go!" René gets up and, shaking off the attack, walks arrogantly to the ring. Once at ringside, he slides into the ring and begins to taunt the crowd, which is still booing loudly.
DING DING DING
Jake: Another Good Ol' Rookie Match has started!
Emily: I love watching these little buggers!
The men circle the ring looking for an opening. They finally grapple. They lock up and Turbulence gets Rene on his knees and then kicks him in the gut. Turbulence then bodyslams Rene to the mat and begins to stomp him.
Jake: Turbulence getting some good boots in.
Turbulence then tries to pick him up, but Rene slaps his hands off and DDTs him to the mat. Rene is slow to get up...he finally does and picks Turbulence up. He gets Turbulence in a flapjack and turns it in to a DDT. He then picks Turbulence up once again for a quick snap suplex.
Emily: That has to hurt!
Jake: Turbulence is now to one on the end of a beat down!
Rene then begins to stomp Turbulence in to the mat for a little payback! He begins to scream some obsenities at his fallen opponent.
Emily: Rene really getting in to this match!
Jake: Well, you know Canadians!
Emily: They are smally?
Jake: Right.
1...2..KICK OUT! Rene gets mad and begins to kick the still weak Turbulence in the ribs. Turbulence then catches his foot and then spins Rene around and dropkicks him in the back! Turbulence then runs in to the ropes and leg drops Rene! Turbulence then picks Rene up and bulldogs him back on to the mat! He then grabs him and picks him up once again for him only to go down to a devastating powerbomb! Just then, Doom and "Cowboy" Jack Jones come running down the ramp.
Jake: Uh Oh!
Emily: What are these SFWinites doing out here?
Jake: How am I supposed to know?
Doom slides into the ring and stands in front of Rene Soge.
Jake: What's going to happen?
Jack Jones slides in the other side with a chair, and smashes Rene Soge in the back with it!
DING DING DING
Emily: Ooohhh! Now why did they go and do that?
Jake: I don't know! But Rene Soge wins this match by DQ!
Winner: RENE SOGE
Segment
Jack Jones slams down a few more times with the steel chair, each time harder than the last. Doom then picks up Soge's near limp body and piledrives him into the canvas. The stay in the ring and raise thier arms in celebration.
Jake: Look at these jackasses!
"Got You by the Balls" by AC/DC plays as The SFT World, IC, and Xtreme Champion Connor MacDaddy runs out from the back with The World Title around his stomach. He slides in the ring and Doom and Jack Jones slide out and run up the aisle. Connor stands on the middle rope and taunts them from the ring.
Emily: It looks like The World Champion Connor MacDaddy has come to Rene Soge's Rescue!
Rene starts to stand up and then Connor dropkicks him and he flys over the tops rope out of the ring.
Emily: Or Not.
Connor grabs a mic. He is about to speak when he sees "Turbulance" Chris Walker standing in the corner. Walker just noticed that Connor is looking at him.
Connor MacDaddy: Who the hell are you?
Turbulance: Umm... I'm "Turbulance" Chris Walker.
Connor MacDaddy: Woah, I didn't ask for your biography. What the hell are you doing in my ring?
Turbulance: Well, I had a match and...
Connor MacDaddy: Wait a second, hold on... who the hell would give a peice of shit like you a match?
Turbulance: What? Shadow signed that match.
Connor MacDaddy: I see. So what are you waiting for, a peck on the cheek? Get the f*ck out of my ring.
Turbulance starts to head out of the ring.
Connor MacDaddy: Wait a second... come back in here.
Turbulance steps back into the ring.
Connor MacDaddy: I wanna know, what is it like to be in the ring with such a star, so early in your career.
Turbulance: I wouldn't know.
Connor MacDaddy: ... You think your real smart huh? I'm not the one who just lost a match to Rene Soge.
Turbulance: That wasn't fair!
Connor MacDaddy: Cry me a river, and then row to the other side and find somebody who gives a shit. You know, I oughtta kick your ass right now!
Connor takes off his World title and drops it on the ground. Turbulance gets in a fighting position, ready for Connor.
RW: It's going down!
Connor MacDaddy: But I'm not. But I know somebody who will.
Turbulance: Who?
Connor MacDaddy: The guys standing behind you.
Turbulance looks behind him, and seemingly out of nowhere there is a masked man. The man quicky punches Turbulance a few times and gives him a quick powerbomb. Turbulence lies motionless.
Connor MacDaddy: Ladies and Gentelmen, I bring to you... The newest member of XCW...
The masked man removes the mask...
Connor MacDaddy: Radiant!
JC: Oh my god! It's former SFT World Champion Radiant!
RW: He is with XCW! This isn't looking good SFW.
Radiant: Thanks Connor. That's right I am back. Although I have to say, I am not fully recovered to wrestle yet, but I am here to lend support to XCW, and the XCW cause... getting rid of Shadow. It's your move now, big man.
JC: Radiant has come back, and has taken Shadow and SFW by surprise.
RW: The night has just begin and it is already stupendous... stay tuned!
[ Commercial Break ]
Match Number Two
Doom |
vs. |
2Xtreme |
(Falls Count Anywhere Television Title Match)
Doom is already in the ring, ready for this match as the sound of thunder
booms in the arena, the lights go out. After a while an eerie black light
gets cast on the stage, as smoke begins to come out. As the sound of rain
and thunder fade and "Battle without Honor or Humanity" begins, 2Xtreme
walks out onto the stage, an open black coat that seems torn on the sleeves
and at the hem. He stands on the stage, looking out to the crowd. 2X then
walks down the aisle, as the arena goes blood red in light. 2X runs the last
few steps and slides in under the bottom rope, and sits in the corner,
waiting for his opponent
Both competitors begin to circle each other, trying to anticipate each
others moves. Doom, having had enough of this pussy footing about charges in, and the two men lock up. Neither technically gifted, but locking up are
the basics of wrestling. It's executed decent enough and both men tussle in the middle of the ring. Mano-o-mano. Doom, being the heavier of the two
wrestlers wins the battle and pushes 2Xtreme down to the canvas.
Emily: Trying to intimidate 2X, here. Good tactics.
Jake: Doom's somewhat of a veteran now, he knows what's needed to be done in order to get that victory
Emily: If he does win, this should put him right to the front of the line for
the TV title, currently held by 2Xtreme.
Jake: You're a genius <--sarcasm>
Emily: Thank you.
Jake: Sarcasm, Emily. Sarcasm.
Emily: Lowest form of wit..
Jake: Better than no wit!
Emily: Can we get back to the match please?!
2Xtreme gets up and dusts himself off and runs at Doom. Doom ducks, 2Xtreme
catapults off the ropes and knocks Doom down with an elbow to the face. 2X
goes to the legs of the fallen Doom, but he powers out by kicking him,
causing him to bounce off the ropes. Doom gets up swings his right arm, but
2X latches on to it, spins around the back of Doom and nails a sweet jumping
swinging DDT, Doom's head hits off the mat so hard he bounces back up and 2X, ever present, drop kicks him down to the mat! 2X dives on him, looking
for a cover but to no avail as Doom powers out right after one. Doom gets
up, and smiles as if to say .....yeah.. that was pretty impressive..... 2Xtreme shrugs it off and goes right back on the attack with a right hand. He
connects. And again, and again. Doom is against the ropes, literally. 2X
backs up then knocks Doom over and out with a stiff clothesline!
Jake: Now things are going to get interesting, falls count anywhere baby!
Emily: You're a little too excited.
Jake: Hrm.. I am aren't I.. You slip viagra in my drink, Emily?
Emily: WHAT!?!
2X climbs to the outside to continue the battle. He picks up Doom and goes
to whip him into the steel steps, but its reversed and 2X smashes his right
knee into the steps. Doom, knowing he now has the upper hand slowly begins
to walk towards him. He picks up the broken steps he lifts it over the head
and smashes it into the right knee, causing more pain to that knee. He picks
2X up, grabs the right leg and brings it down to his knee, again working on
the knee.
Emily: Like a Shark that's seen blood, Doom working on that knee.
Jake: Smart move.
Doom grab that right leg of 2X, places his left leg over it and begins to
twist that knee in places it really wasn't supposed to go. 2X is screaming
in pain. He grabs the head of Doom and starts punching away in desperation.
No luck. Doom continues his work on the knee with his head being hammered
in. 2X changes his approach and manages to somehow get a sneaky roll up!
Jake: FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!
1.....
2.....
Kick Out!
Emily: 2X nearly sneaked a victory there..
Jake: Indeed.
Doom gets mad and throws a solid right hand, but its blocked. 2X whips Doom
into the announce table. Emily and Jake jump back.
Jake: Uh oh..
Emily: This doesn't look good for our announce tables.. I hate when this
happens.
Jake: Heh, I'm used to it..
Emily: .......
2X runs at Doom and hits a modified facebuster, causing dooms head to
rebound off the table. He staggers around obviously dazed and is hit with a
hard right to the side of the face causing him to go onto the table. 2Xtreme
looks around, and the crowd are cheering him on. He begins to pound away at
the head of Doom until he simply cannot move anymore. Once his goal is
achieved, he makes his way back into the ring.
Jake: What's he doing.. there's no count outs. Get back on him dammit! Wait a
second..
Emily: He's climbing the turnbuckle. You don't think..?
Jake: Well.. he is Too Extreme, He could very well..
2X is facing the ring on the top rope. He leaps off as the crowd gasps..
Emily: 2X-SPLASH!!
Jake: NO ONE HOME!!!
JC: OH FUCK! DOOM MOVED!! 2X HIT NOTHING BUT TABLE AND SOLID CONCRETE!!
Jake: and my shades! Dammit! He'll pay for those!
Emily: Doom is on top of 2X. 2X is outcold, this one is over..
1
2
3!!!!
Emily: He's done it! 2Xtreme was a little TOO extreme, and its cost him the
match
Jake: Heh, rookies.
Emily: You're just mad he broke your shades!
Jake: Well.. they cost ninety-nine dollars..
Emily: You mean ninety-nine cent!
Jake: TAKE. THAT. BACK!!
Winner: DOOM
Segment
Just as the referee hands Doom the Television Title, he gets nailed from behind by Barry Straight. Barry Straight hits a standing dropkick to Doom's back. Doom falls to the mat. Barry Straight picks Doom up and hits the Bad Ass Slam. Barry Straight gets up celebrating getting payback on Doom for his and jack Jones ttack earlier on Rene Soge. Jack Jones comes running down the ramp and Barry Straight quickly exits the ring as Jack Jones slides in the ring.
Jake: Payback can so be a bitch sometimes. Right Emily?
Emily: True.
Jack Jones begins checking on Doom. A guy slides in the ring with a chair. He swings it and blasts Jack Jones in the head. The guy drops the chair and grabs a mic from ringside.
?????: My name is Solar and I am debuting here in SFT! I figured hitting somebody in the head with a steel chair would make a great debut. Jack Jones just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh well.
Solar tosses the mic back at Amanda Summers as he walks backstage and Inferno goes to a.....
COMMERCIAL
Match Number Three
Fox |
vs. |
Dave Van Dam |
vs. |
Firewolf |
(Triple Threat Match)
All three men are standing in the ring, no fancy entrances, staring each other down.
Amanda Summers: "This match is scheduled for one fall, and is a triple threat match. First, DAVE...VAN DAM....and his opponent....FIREWOLF....and their opponent....FOX!!!"
The referee calls for the bell and all three men circle around each other. They do a triple lockup and go around the ring like this a while. Suddenly Firewolf and DVD push Fox, who falls through the ropes to the outside of the ring. DVD and Firewolf stay locked up.
Jake: "Wow, these guys are really struggling to get an advantage."
Emily: "I hope they do a move soon."
Suddenly, the lights go completely out.
Emily: "What the hell?"
Jake: ".....that....was....unexpected."
When the lights comeback on Fox is laying on top of an unconscious Firewolf and Dave Van Dam. Fox yells at the ref to count.
1.........2.................3!
Emily: "Fox won...But something must've happened when the lights went out."
Jake: "Hmmm... But we'll never know."
Winner: FOX
Segment
We are back from commercial as it shows the XCW locker room. Connor MacDaddy, Aj Nin Red Rum, Nathan Gust, Big T, Pandoura, Allisa O'Toole, Mike Zybala, Kevin Weiker, Kabal, Megan the Monster, Chimpo the Chimp, and now Radiant are all celebrating and talking. Connor starts yelling to get everyone's attention.
Connor MacDaddy: Attention everybody! I just want to officialy welcome back Radiant to XCW!
XCW: *cheers*
Connor MacDaddy: And as always, XCW is always looking towards the future. As in Tomorrow on... SLAUGHTER...
XCW: *cheers*
Connor MacDaddy: Haha... It's me and Zybala vs. Goldeneye and Phantom
XCW: *boos*
Connor MacDaddy: For my IC title.
Radiant: You can do it!
Connor MacDaddy: I know we can. But what truely is on my mind, is Allisa's match with Sean Lane.
Allisa O'Toole: Ugh... I don't need you looking over me Connor, I am a big girl.
Connor MacDaddy: I know, I am really depending on you to bring this one home.
Allisa O'Toole: Don't worry about it, and DON'T INTERFERE THIS TIME!
Connor MacDaddy: I won't. Sean Lane is a hard guy to beat Allisa, you gotta be focused.
Allisa O'Toole: Shove it up your ass.
Connor MacDaddy: ......
XCW: *silence*
Connor MacDaddy: Allisa... we are just trying to help you out.
Allisa O'Toole: I can fucking do it on my own.
Connor MacDaddy: Okay Okay... we will be watching, good luck.
Allisa O'Toole: ...
Connor MacDaddy: I said Good Luck...
Allisa O'Toole: You too.
Connor MacDaddy: That a girl.
Jake: Some hostility in the XCW locker room.
Emily: They better pull it together.
Jake: SFW will take advantage of that.
Match Number Four
Fantastic In Theory |
vs. |
I for an I |
(Tag Team Titles Match)
Jake: Its time for our main event Emily!
Emily: Sure is jake, and what a main event we have for our fans!
Jake: As Many fans may know the tag titles were vacated ealier this yera when Preach and Destroy retired. Since than a multitude of greta younge tag teams have entred the SFT giving it one of the best tag divisions anywhere!
Emily: And tonight were gonna see two of those tag teams tonight!
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, And now for our main event! First entering the ring, they are the SFT tag team champions......I FOR AN I!
*Tatanka by Tommy Guerrero hits and a stream of confetti is shot into the sky as I for an I comes from behind the ring curtain. Icon poses for the fans as Ian does various praying poses towards the fans. When they reach the ring they enter and each man takes a pose at the left and right turnbuckles*
RA: And now their opponets.......
Jake: WAIT! WERE GETTING BREAKING NEWS!! CUT TO THE BACK QUICK!
*the camera quickly cuts to the backstage area, just before the ring curtains, where Lotus Pod is standing over a bloody Myris and Skold! Lotus Pod laughs just as they are ambushed from behind by Drake Daemon and Sythe! Drake qickly knocks Knife off os his feet and stomps on his for good measure. As the fighting ensues it makes it way out of the backstage area and onto the ramp as the fans begin to cheer!*
Emily: LOOK AT THAT JAKE!
Jake: Yes it seems they coulden't wait for their chance at the tag champs.....
*just as Jake says that Myris stumbles from the backstage area still bloody with a purple black eye and attempts to take down Sythe who is bust with Phantom. Sythe quickly notices Myris and turns around ready for a fight just as I for an I rushes from the ring to face the competators*
Emily: My goodness......
*suddenly the lights go gold and Slammin by Buckcherry hits as Goldeneye rushes from the backstage to help Myris for god only knows why!*
Jake: Look at this carnage!
*Goldeneye quickly tackles Sythe but when he does Ian kicks him in the side hard, the fans can hear a loud POP when this happens.*
Jake: OH MY GOD!
Winner: I FOR AN I
Closing
*just as the carnage seems to have no end the lights go black and on the Striketron appears the following words accompied by a ominus voice*
Voice: Before there was I for an I there was a truth. That truth was one which seemed to be forever bounding.
*a picture of a rotting body appears on the striketron*
Voice: Death is a pare of everyday life, just as life must end so must our skin rot.
*a picture of a newborn child is shown on the striketron*
Voice: Children are born everyday and as such the population and rush towards death begin anew.
*a picture of the famous gods finger touching adams finger appears*
Voice: Remember one thing......We are and forever shall be......
*the stage explodes with red flames as two ominus figers appear on the ramp accompied by a uncanny amount of cheers*
Emily: IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!
Jake: BUT IT IS!
Emily and Jake together: PREACH AND DESTROY!!!!!!!!
*the flames die down revealing Nirvana Wolfgang and Paul Phillips each carrying a barbwire chair, the rush into the carnage first taking out Myris easily with one chair shot to the head,Than Goldenyeye with the same, just as Drake and Sythe rush toward Preach an Destroy they are taken out monstirus chair shots, Lotus Pod tries the same but are qickly take out, Suddenly a voice is heard over the PA as Lotus Pod stand up and begin to catch Preach and Destroy off guard*
Voice: STOP THIS AT ONCE!
*Big T steps from behind the curtain accompied by Serenity*
Big T: STOP STOP STOP! Get the hell out of here or your all fired! NO WAIT! I have a better idea.....Next week I for I vs Lotus Pod with Preach and Destroy as special guest Enforcers.....
*Big T burst into laughter as the show fades to black*