RW:
Right, this next match is The Accountant challenging Nirvana for his
United States Title.
JC: Nirvana's a big
member of Holocaust though, the odds are stacked in his favour.
RW: True, but I
don't think that that counts for much in a one on one match.
JC: We'll see
Randy, we'll see...
HV: Introducing
first, from Washington D.C. Standing 5ft11 tall and weighing in at
234lbs...The Accountant!
The Accountant
walks to the ring with Melissa in the lead carrying a silver
briefcase and wearing spectacles. Melissa then sits on the middle
rope and allows the Accountant to enter easily and then he sets the
briefcase down under one of the corner turnbuckles, pops it open,
places his glasses in it, closes it, and prepares for his opponent
to enter the ring.
RW: He looks
confident.
JC: He shouldn't
be.
RW: Uh huh...Shut
up.
HV: His
opponent..The United States Champion, from Osaka, Japan. Weighing in
at 236 lbs...Nirvana!
The ring lights go
out, and a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. A mellow
saxaphone starts to play, and Jeff King steps out from behind the
apron with Paul Philips, decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit,
hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He smiles to the
crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality
of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on
the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners,
watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but
nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them
which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way
to the ring, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans,
who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring, he removes his suit,
revealing his wrestling gear beneath it
RW: Game on!
The referee shows
the crowd the United States title before putting it to one sie of
the ring. Nirvana and The Accountant circle each other as the bell
rings. Nirvana looks to the crowd and suddenly drops Accountant with
a karate kick to the jaw. He grins and turns to the crowd. The
accountant gets back up and when Nirvana turns around again The
accountant is on his feet glaring at him. Nirvana struts back over
to the centre of the ring and the accountant still stands glaring at
him. Nirvana goes to jab accountant in the face but he ducks and
grabs Nirvana's arm. Nirvana looks confused but then sweeps his
legs. He grins gain but The Accountant grabs him in a school boy
roll up.
1...Kick out
JC: Well, that was
stupid...
Nirvana jumps back
to his feet and kicks Accountant hard on the side of the head. He
backs off a bit and then runs up and kicks him in the ribs. The
accountant writhes in pain but tries to get back to his feet.
Nirvana backs off, when Accountant is up he runs and tries to fly
kick him in the face...but Accountant moves and Nirvana's leg gets
cauht up in the turnbuckle.
JC: Ouch!
RW: I second that!
Nirvana turns
round, hobbling, and The Accountant seizes the oppurtunity and grabs
Nirvana. He turns to the centre of the ring and runs.
RW: Running
Powerslam! Oh my!
Accountant pulls
Nirvana back to his feet. He drops him now with a DDT. He covers
Nirvana.
1...2...Kick out!
RW: Nirvana's
pissed now!
Nirvana gets back
to his feet and swings a punch at Accountant but he blocks it, and
again. Nirvana swings one more time before kicking out at
Accountant.
RW: Ohhh, cheap
shot, that was, literally, below the belt.
JC: Excellent move.
Accountant is on
his knees in pain and Nirvana kicks him in the chest to knock him
onto his back. Nirvana looks around him, grinning, and goes to grab
The accountant for the figure Four Leg lock. Accountant kicks him in
the chest before the move can be locked in though. Nirvana falls
backwards to the ropes. Accountant gets up and runs towards him. He
clotheslines Nirvana over the top rope. And the Holocaust member
hits the deck with a thud.
RW: Look! Look!
Shadows on the rampway!
Shadow stands at
the top of the ramp but he isn't doing anything. He's standing
watching. None of the people at ringside notice this as Paul
Phillips tries to get into the ring to give Nirvana time to recover.
The referee runs over to restrain Phillips but while he is doing so
a figure runs past Shadow carrying a chair. He gets down to ringside
and smacks Nirvana over the head with it. And then on the back as he
goes down. The figure picks up Nirvana and throws him back into the
ring where The accountant is waiting on the top rope.
RW: No Chance!
The Accountant
lands it just as the referee turns round.
1...2...3!
HV: Your winner,
and NEW United States Champion. The Accountant!
JC: Give the assist
to AJ Veritos!
AJ Veritos stands
grinning inanely, chair in hand. The referee presents The Accountant
with his belt and he leaves up the rampway, not acknowledging
Veritos. As the Accountant goes to the locker room, Shadow turns and
walks back through the curtain too. AJ turns to leave as well but
halfway up the ramp is caught by a chairshot from Paul Phillips. He
is dragged back down the ramp into the ring where Nirvana waits.
RW: Veritos is
going to pay the price now!
JC: Yes he is!
Nirvana and
Phillips look to each other, then to AJ but then to the ramp as they
notice movement. Two figures are walking down the rampway.
RW: It's Unity!
Here come the cavalry!
Lucas Balkan and
Kaeneis are walking down the ramp staring directly at the Holocaust
members in the ring. Nirvana and Phillips look to each other and
decide to leave while ahead and jump out of the ring and into the
crowd. Balkan and Kaeneis walk straight around the ring and watch as
the Holocaust memers retreat through the crowd, shouting a variety
of threats at them.
JC: Kaeneis and
Balkan have just entered a war that they are not fit to even look
on!
RW: The sides are
evening up now!