Kate Madison: Welcome to Friday Night Inferno!
Nathan Gust: What's this?
Sooner or Later by Breaking Benjamin fills the arena speakers with a rapid guitar and drum intro. As the music slows, a man clad all in black steps from the back. He not unhandsome, with long-ish blond hair and blue eyes, but his face is cold and he looks mildly annoyed. His music fades as he speaks into the microphone.
“Shut up and sit down,” he growls into the mic, his latent English accent carrying through his anger, glaring at the audience. The crowd reacts angrily at this, booing loudly. He seems to pause to soak this up before speaking again.
“I’ve been warned,” he says, pausing to let the crowd quiet down, “That SFT fans are little more than rabid cretins with nothing better to do than fornicate with farm animals and their siblings.”
The crowd roars in protest, hurling insults down at him.
“I’d hoped Connor was wrong,” he said, his voice hinting at amusement.
The crowd falls silent for a moment, then redirecting their ire toward the unfortunate co-owner.
“I am here for crowd control. I am here as an enforcer of the rules. I am here to make the wrestlers, and you, the fans stay the Hell in line.” he pauses once more, letting these words sink in.
“I am the new General Manager for Inferno,” he says slowly. “My name is Waylander: Your problems end with me.”
With that, he turns on his heel and walks backstage.
Kate Madison: Well you heard him!
Nathan Gust: We've got a new boss, Waylander!
Kate Madison: You've got a new boss! I'm still co-owner with Connor.
Nathan Gust: I was a little surprised to see these three booked together: It seems an unlikely grouping.
Kate Madison: Indeed it does, but I feel that we are in for an entertaining match.
As the intro to "Get Back" by Ludacris begins, the lights dim, green and white lights flash around the arena. The words Trust and Believe appear on the Titantron as Venom appears at the top of the ramp. The lights begin to flash to the beat of "Get Back", as Venom makes his way to the ring.
Nathan Gust: Here comes Venom in good form.
Kate Madison: We’ll see how good of form he’s in after this match. Grizzly Z issued a dangerous threat: If Venom and the Question Mark don’t band together-
Nathan Gust: They’ll lose the match.
Kate Madison: Makes you wonder what’s going through the heads of Brooks and Venom.
Nathan Gust: Who can say?
The music hits in a staccato of drumbeat and heavy electric guitar riffs, and the lights in the arena dim to black save for a single blue spotlight as Grizzly Z enters, slams his fist against his chest twice and raises both fists to the sky. On cue two lines of brilliant white pyro ignites as his hands hit the sky. Sauntering down the ring, he grabs the top rope and slingshots himself inside, landing on both knees, arms stretched out to either side as a gout of pyro shoots out from each ring-post. He then gets up and walks to the turnbuckle, climbs up on the second rope and stares into the audience as three pyro missiles shoot from the base of the ring and impact on the stage above the ramp.
The ref calls for the bell.
Venom and Question Mark turn on Z right away, Question Mark slipping behind and dropping to all fours behind Z’s legs as Venom unleashes a big boot. Z topples over Question Mark and lands heavily on the mat. Question Mark gets to his feet and begins stomping on Z’s still injured ribs until Venom moves forward and tries to lock in the Texas Clover Leaf, but Z kicks hard, sending Venom across the ring. Z catches the Question Mark’s foot with both hands and twists hard, forcing Brooks to spin with the motion or risk dislocating his kneecap.
Kate Madison: Z to his feet, grabs the Question Mark by the throat, setting up for a choke slam.
Suddenly a hand clamps down on Z’s throat, and Venom hoists Z into the air by his neck and slams him down to the mat. Z crumples. Venom with the cover:
One…
Two…
Z kicks out as the Question Mark pulls Venom out of the cover.
Nathan Gust: It looks like Jimmy Brooks is upset with Venom for going for the cover.
Kate Madison: They’d better stop arguing and pay closer attention to Z-
As if responding to John Cartwright’s comment, Z is on his feet, bounding off the ropes and slamming a vicious double-clothesline, sending both the Question Mark and Venom over the top rope. Z goes back once more to bounce off the ropes, hurtling himself over the top rope, landing on the two prone figures below.
Nathan Gust: Z with a high-risk maneuver there, though it may have paid off. If Z can capitalize, this match is over.
Z struggles to his feet, picks Venom up and rolls him into the ring. Z follows behind and covers.
One…
Two…
Thre- Kickout!
Kate Madison: Z can’t believe it! He thought he had it there, folks, he thought that was it.
Nathan Gust: He thought wrong.
Z gets to his feet in time for Venom to land a kick to his midsection, doubling him over in perfect DDT form. Venom grabs Z and drops down in a perfectly executed DDT. Venom attempts to cover, but the Question Mark grabs Venom’s root and pulls him out of the ring. The Question Mark scrambles into the ring and covers.
One…
Z kicks out with such force that Question Mark actually sails across the ring.
Z grabs Question Mark and hefts him to his shoulders in the modified fireman’s carry indicative of the Maul, and drops Question Mark on his head. Venom moves in for the kill, but Z counters, kicking Venom in the stomach and landing an impromptu Stunner. Venom bounces off Z’s shoulder and lands on top of Question Mark. Both wrestlers lie face up as Z climbs the turnbuckle and signals the Z-Sault. Z turns, leaps, landing on the stacked wrestlers, covering.
One…
Two…
Three!
Suddenly Z is jumped from behind by none other than Sean Mason with a Kendo stick. Mason slams the stick against the back of Z’s head, and then across his shoulder as the huge man falls. Venom tosses a chair in the ring on his way out, and Mason scoops it up, slamming it over and over against Z’s defenseless form.
Kate Madison: My God, Mason is retaliating for Z’s brutal attack last week!
Nathan Gust: Somebody get down here and get that guy out of here!
Security runs down the ring. Seeing this, Mason slams the chair once more against Z’s unmoving form, pulls a t-shirt and arranges it neatly over Z’s torso just before security grabs him and carts him away.
Nathan Gust: What’s that shirt say?
Kate Madison: I think it says… yes, it says “I’ve Just Been Rated!”
Suddenly the ring fills with smoke and the arena lights black out.
Kate Madison: What the hell?
When the lights turn back on, Z is gone: Only the shirt remains in the middle of the ring, a long-bladed knife embedded in it’s center.
Nathan Gust: I don’t get it.
Kate Madison: I think Z’s angry.
Lucas Balkan vs. Burton Edwards
(Standard Match)
Nathan Gust: Couple of no shows. I hope somebody gets fired for this.
Winner: No Contest. The scene changes to backstage where you see Amanda Summers With microphone in hand.
Amanda Summers: I am here backstage with noen other than Hardcore Legend, Slade Wilson. Slade, tonight you have a tag team match against the Holocaust something of a pain in your side since Sins of the past.
Slade:Well tongiht is the night, Nathan gust, and The Reaper. They are tough competitors, idiots, but tough. Especially in my new predicament.
Amanda Summers: Whats your, new predicament?
Slade: Well I was just informed my partner will nto be ehre. So that makes this. A handicapped match. Guess thats my pay from teh inferno brass because I am a HARDCORE WRESTLER. But that is alright. I am not afraid. i fear nothing and I will walk down to that ring and I am going to do my BEST to win.
Amanda Summers: You think you can take on both Reaper and Gust all by yourself?
Slade: Well you will have to wait and see. Because, win lose or draw, they are going to learn a lesson, that if I had a partner, they would have a loss. And me winning. well that will only prove how much The Holocaust, SUCKS.
Amanda Summers: One last question before you go Slade, I wanted to remind you. That otehr than the lethal lottery where Johnny Legend cost you your tag team match, you are undefeated in teh SFT, how does this weigh in your mind.
Slade: thats right, Everyone has stood up and tried to bring it.. and only johnny Legend has doen that. and even he couldn't beat me. Everyone else has either ran, or lost. tongiht Reaper and Genocide Nathan Gust, it will be liek my triple threat with Mokoko and Johnny fierce they try to double team me.. and I beat them in under ten seconds. Lets see if I can do it again.. TONIGHT!
Seth Dryden vs. Kabal
"Out of nowhere, "Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria blares to life,
sending the fans into a roar of approval. Seth Dryden appears on the
ramp, grinning from ear to ear. He trots down to the ring as green
pyro shoots off on either side of the ramp. He slides in the ring, and
poses on the turnbuckle for the crowd, playing it up."
Gust: This should be a good match.
Madison: Yeah.
"The bell rings, and Seth rushes in and kicks Kabal in the chest.
Kabal falls out of the ring, and onto his back. Seth Dryden just
smirks, as he leans against the ropes. Outside, we see Kabal punching
the ground, pissed at what Seth just did. Kabal quickly gets up and
slides into the rings. Seth gets in position... Kabal rushes towards
Seth, and Seth attempts to move out of the way. Kabal reaches out and
tackles Seth to the mat... Kabal starts to punch Seth in the face,
while ontop of him."
"Blood begins to fill in Seth's mouth. Kabal gets off, and picks Seth
up to his feet. Kabal grabs Seth and puts him into a bear hub.
However, Kabal couldn't keep it on for long, as Seth kicks Kabal in
the family jewels."
Madison: Oh come on ref!
Gust: I guess he didn't see it.
"Kabal drops to the ground, holding his nuts. Seth catches his breath,
and quickly snap kicks Kabal in the back of the head. Kabal's eyes
wonder, as he falls face first to the mat."
Gust: That has to hurt.
"Seth starts to kick Kabal, while he is still on the ground. Seth
picks Kabal up and tosses him into the ropes... Kabal comes back and
closelines Seth down. A second only passes, and Kabal lands a quick
elbow drop. Kabal like a wrestling machine, quickly grabs the feet of
Kabal, and puts Seth into a Boston crab. However, since Seth has
excellent leg strengh. He flips Kabal off of him, and out of the
ring."
Madison: Nice.
"Seth jumps to his feet, and waits for Kabal."
"Kabal gets up and slides back into the ring. However, Kabal doesn't
get much time on his feet... Seth superkicks Kabal down to the mat. He
then covers Kabal."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
"Seth picks Kabal up, but Kabal returns the favor Seth did to him
earlier... Kabal low blows Seth. Kabal gets to his feet and plants a
DDT on Seth. He then rolls Seth on his back, and covers..."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
"Kabal gets angry, and gets to his feet. He then picks Seth up to his
feet. However, Seth pushes Kabal away and russian leg sweeps Kabal to
the mat... Seth runs to the ropes and jumps off them to land a 'Kings
Over Jacks' on Kabal!"
1.
2..
3!!!
Winner: Seth Dryden via pinfall.
Arsan Ayers appears on the Striketron.
Arsan Ayers: I forfeit this next match because I was too lazy to show up tonight. Congrats Kamikaze.
["The Lord is a Monkey" by Butthole Surfers plays and the legendary primate himself walks out to a standing ovation. He enters the ring with a small microphone and he sits down on one of the bean bags. As his music fades, he lifts the mic.]
Chimpo: This week we have a very special guest. Very recently, one of SFT's most entertaining legends made his triumphant return. This man is a pioneer in this business and a hardcore edition to the legacy of the one... the only... XCW.
Nathan: I knew it! ME!
[Nathan takes off his headset and he walks to the ring.]
Chimpo: Ladies and gentlemen... the phenomonal...
[Nathan slides in the ring with a microphone of his own.]
Nathan: Thank you, Chimpo... for such a great introduction.
[The fans boo him. Chimpo gets up and stares at Nathan.]
Nathan: It feels good to be home. I...
Chimpo: I didn't mean you.
[Nathan's smile turn to an unhappy look.]
Kate: Ha ha ha ha! Beautiful!
Nathan: Who else is a hardcore legend who just returned?
["Wind" By Akeboshi plays and the seven time XCW Hardcore Champion Kabal walks out onto the stage. Nathan just stares as Kabal walks down to the ring with a smile. He slides into the ring and gets in Nathan's face, but Chimpo steps between them.]
Chimpo: Now now now... separate, children. Listen... while you're both here, I'll interview both of you.
Nathan: Hell no. This is my time.
Kabal: I was the one scheduled for this. Nobody cares about you anymore, Nate.
Chimpo: Chillax a minute while I get to the questions. Sit your homosapien asses down on the bean bags. Now!
[The tough monkey points at the chairs. Nathan and Kabal sit down.]
Chimpo: Okay. Since I had questions set up for Kabal originally... I'll address him first. Kabal... Dan... buddy. You have been almost fully retired for nearly two years. The last we saw you fully active, you had some crazy notion that your name was Labak. Can you explain that?
Kabal: That was just a dark time in my life. I was heavily influenced by what I felt was betrayal by my best friend Becky for marrying... Wi-
[Kabal stops mid-sentence and he looks at Nathan.]
Kabal: Oh, that's right. You killed Will Schorg!
[At that, Nathan snaps to his feet... as does Kabal.]
Nathan: I didn't do anything. That was all Becky's fault.
Kabal: Bullshit. You are responsible. If you don't check yourself, you'll be next.
Nathan: Next for what?
Kabal: Self-destruction.
Chimpo: Gentlemen, this is Chimpo's Corner. Not Nathan and Dan's Bitch Fest.
[Both men back off.]
Chimpo: Okay... Nathan. You seem jealous of me talking to Kabal first. So... how does it feel going from asshole Inferno announcer to Holocaust lackey?
Nathan: Watch it, monkey. I am directly responsible for your success in this business. I own you.
Chimpo: Oh yes, massa. I do as I told.
[Chimpo and Kabal laugh.]
Nathan: Was that funny?
Kabal: Actually... yes. Good job, Chimpo.
[Chimpo and Kabal hi.... erm.... low five. Nathan is furious. He hits Chimpo in the head with the microphone and then spears Kabal. As he pounds away at his mentor, Slade Wilson runs, err, walks fast down the ramp. He eases his way into the ring. Slade throws Nathan off of Kabal and helps Kabal up. Then start double teaming Gust]
Kate: This isn't good... and I don't even like the poor kid.
[The lights go out and then the arena flashes red. "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson starts up and Reaper runs down to the ring. He slides into the ring and the lights come back on. He pulls a tazer out of his pocket and zaps Kabal one good time, sending the legend through the ropes and to the floor. Slade then clotheslines him. With all three men in the ring, the referee calls for the opening bell.] Slade Wilson vs. Holocaust(Genocide & Reaper)
Kate: Are you okay?
Kabal: I will be once I can move my left arm. That shit hurts
Slade and Nathan Gust brawl with each other, with Slade taking control of Nathan in the corner. Slade goes to whip Nathan Gust out into the opposite corner, but it gets reversed. Instead, Nathan sends Slade chest-first into the corner. When he stumbles back out, Nathan follows in with a dropkick that knocks Slade back into the turnbuckles.
Kate Madison: Ah, Don't let that weiner kid beat you!
Gust tags in Reaper
Kate Madison: Great gameplan, they should keep tagging out, so they are always fresh.
As he steps in, he walks right up to Slade. Reaper darts towards Slade, who steps out of the way, causing Reaper to bounce off the ropes. Coming back, Reaper jumps at Slade with a leaping shoulderblock, but it does nothing. Slapping his hands off the mat, Reaper storms to his feet and kicks Slade in the stomach. After the kick, Reaper punches Slade's head, knocking him into the corner. He climbs to the second rope and begins punching away at Slade's head, finishing up by leaping back and connecting with a dropkick to Slade's chest. Reaper lands on his feet. Immediately he charges toward Slade and hits him with a running forearm into the corner. He kicks Slade in the thight and corners him near the corner. Reaper tags in Nathan Gust, who rockets into the ring. Working as a solid unit, both Reaper and Nathan whip Slade into the ropes and catch him on his way back with a double reverse powerbomb.
Kabal: A good move by Holocaust!
Nathan runs toward Slade, who flapjacks Nathan onto Slade's chest. Nathan goes for a cover.
1.....
2.....
Kate Madison: Are they nuts?! Slade isn't going to quit like that.
From nowhere, Reaper tags himself in and springboards onto the top rope and flies off with a dropkick. On his way down, he connects with a dropkick to Slade's back, sending him up and over the top rope.
Kabal: Slade down in front of us!
Lining Slade up, Reaper dives over the top ropes, but Slade steps aside and Reaper crashes through the table! Slade slides in the ring and is met by Nathan Gust. Gust grabs Slade and hits the Southern Discomfort! He goes for the pin!
1.....
2.....
3!!
Kate Madison: Holocaust wins!
Kabal: Gust wasn't the legal man! Cmon ref!
Kate Madison: Man, Reaper is laid on on our table, you think we could get some help down here?
Winner: Holocaust via pinfall.
Manix* vs. Precious
Chimpo the Chimp: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 135lbs... PRECIOUS!!!
""Hero" by the Foo Fighters plays over the PA system as the arena goes
black. The Omega Infinity symbol flashes across the screen as strobe
lights slowly pulse across the entrance. The Strobes slow in speed
until Manix steps out. He stalks towards the ring. Once at the ring he
slowly climbs up the stairs. Once at the top he takes off his shirt
raises the Hardcore Title into the air and then enters the ring."
Chimpo the Chimp: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 220lbs... MANIX!!!
"The bell rings, and both wrestlers lock up. Manix quickly spins
around Precious and puts her into a German Suplex. Manix gets back up
to his feet, and picks Precious up. Manix tosses Precious into the
ropes, and connects with a closeline. Manix attempts to pick Precious
up again, but Precious pushes Manix away with her legs. Precious
quickly gets up and quickly elbows Manix in the face... She then grabs
Manix and tosses him into the corner. Manix comes back and jumps over
Precious, while she attempted to flip him over her. Manix then bounces
off the other side of the ropes, and connects with a bulldog on
Precious."
Gust: Very nice.
Madison: Yeah, but this is a hardcore match... Where's the tables and stuff!?
Gust: Oh yeah...
"Manix rolls out of the ring, and reaches under the ring. He then
pulls out two tables, and a chair. Manix slides all of them in and
gets into the ring. Precious gets up to her feet, slowly. Manix has
his back turned to her, while he sets up one of the tables. Precious
elbows Manix in the back of the head, and puts him into a
neckbreaker."
Gust: Nicely done, by Precious.
Madison: Yeah.
"Precious grabs the chair, and drives it down the right leg of Manix.
Manix screams in pain, as she continues to unleash on his leg."
Madison: Woah... Girl gone crazy.
"Precious stops and tosses the chair aside. She then picks Manix up
and tosses him into the ropes. When Manix comes back, Precious flips
him over her back, and Manix goes right through the table he set up."
Gust: Ouch!
"Precious quickly covers Manix."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
Madison: How?
"Precious slams the mat, and gets up. Precious picks Manix up and
quickly puts him into a DDT, right on the broken half of the table...
Shattering the broken half into peices. However, some of the wooden
peices drive itself into the arm of Precious... Blood begins to flow
out of her forearm."
Gust: Damn!
Madison: That girl is tough.
"Precious slowly gets up, and drags the lifeless body of Manix to the
middle of the ring. Precious walks over to the corner and climbs the
top ropes. Precious jumps off the top ropes, and almost lands a
frogsplash, but Manix lifts his knees up. Precious rolls on the floor,
while holding her stomach. Manix, head all bloody... Gets up and sets
up another table. Manix picks Precious up to her feet, and walks her
over to the table."
"Manix sets Precious up and quickly puts her into the 'Hellride.' This
sends them through the table... Manix quickly covers Precious..."
1.
2..
3!!!
The arena darkens slightly as a purple spotlight shines brightly on the stage. Images of Regina Eisley flash quickly over the big screen just as "Here Is No Why" hits the stereo system. Regina herself appears at the top of the ramp while purple mist slowly begins to rise behind her. She struts down the ramp waving and smiling at the crowd, all the while tipping her hat to them. Regina then climbs the steel steps and is assisted by the referee when she enters through the middle and bottom ropes. From there, she removes her fedora and black business jacket and waits patiently in her corner for the match to begin.
Chimpo the Chimp: and her opponent... The Television Champion... The Interloper!
The Interloper's music plays and he comes out to the ring, holding the SFT TV Championship. Regina and Interloper meet in the middle of the ring and talk trash to each other. Regina gets more and more in Interloper's face. Interloper shoves Regina. Regina kinda laughs a little bit and puts her finger up as to say "Cute. Very cute." He kicks Interloper in the midsection and then knees him in the face. She picks Interloper up and whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him. Regina goes off the ropes and drops an elbow in the heart of Interloper. Regina goes for a cover
1...
2...
Kick out
Nathan Gust: I almost creamed my jeans. I thought this match was over.
Kate Madison: That's sick
Nathan Gust: Sick or not you would have liked it.
Back to the action, Regina picks Interloper up again, but Interloper pushes Regina's arms away and starts to chop her in the chest. He backs her into a corner and whips her across the ring. Interloper runs in and splashes Regina. Regina falls to the mat. Interloper makes the cover.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Interloper picks Regina up and snapmeres her then drops a leg on her chest. He goes on the second turnbuckle and drops yet another elbow. He covers.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Nathan Gust: Boy that was close, Regina needs to step it up.
Kate Madison: What's this? Brickcity B is coming down the ramp!
Brickcity B walks around the ring and over to the commentator's booth.
Kate Madison: B! You're down here again?
Brickcity B: I'm the #1 contender for the TV belt, I should be getting the title shot!
Kate Madison: Sure.
In the ring, Interloper picks Regina up for a piledriver, but Regina switches the momentum and backdrops Interloper. She walks over to Interloper and kicks him in the ribs. She picks him up and whips Interloper into the ropes and dropkicks him. She goes on the top rope and does a swanton. She covers.
1...
2...
Kickout!
Regina picks Interloper up and whips him into a corner and goes in for a splash but Interloper moves and Regina hits the turnbuckle hard and falls to the mat. Interloper covers Regina .
1.....
2.....
Kickout!
Nathan Gust: Back and forth. Both men want this win. I want a soda I'll be back.
Kate Madison: You can't leave we are in the middle of a match.
Nathan Gust: Oh is that what this is. Tell you what you go and get me a soda. I will finish this.
Kate Madison: Huh?
Nathan Gust: Just go
Brickcity B: Get me a beer while you're up.
Interloper lifts Regina off the mat and whips her into the ropes and goes for a back body drop but Regina puts on the breaks and kicks Interloper under the chin and sends him standing straight up and Regina follows up the kick with a vicious clothesline. She quickly jumps on the ropes and hits the Aces and Spades! She then pins...
1.....
2.....
3!!
Nathan Gust: Interloper lost! Oh man he lost it!
Kate Madison: New TV Champion!
Brickcity B: That should be my damn belt, this should be my match!
Regina starts to celebrate, and she goes to the time keeps table where the TV belt should be, but it isn't there. Brickcity B is seen walking up the ramp holding the title.
Kate Madison: He stole the title!
Brickcity B is yelling at Regina. "This was my title shot! This belt should be mine, not yours!" He runs into the back, and Regina chases him.
Kate Madison: There's only one thing left to see...
Nathan Gust: Connot's "State of SFT" speech... bleh...
"Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot plays on the PA as SFT Owner and Inferno Producer Connor MAcDaddy comes out from the back. He starts to walk down to the ring.
Kate Madison: Yeah! It's the best owner in SFT history!
Nathan Gust: Next to me...
Kate Madison: Pfft...
Connor walks around the ring and over to the commantators booth and gives Kate a kiss.
Nathan Gust: Hey, where's my kiss?
Connor frowns at Gust and then turns arouns and gets into the ring, he takes a microphone from a techie.
Connor MacDaddy: Welcome to another fabulous edition of Inferno! I'm here tonight on a more serious business though. I want to adress the State of SFT. SFT is about seven and a half years old. All of those years, SFT stood for tradition, class, and honor. Nowadays, I don't think I can say the same. I look to my left, and I see my co-owner, Shadow, running a renegade-ish faction called the Dead Pac. *cheers* I look left, and I see people hung on swatstikas by the Holocaust. *boos*. It's disguesting. Where did all the honor, class, and tradition go in SFT? I'll tell you where it went, all these new ungrateful brats in the locker room don't respect people like me. They all think they are 'the franchise', they don't respect others peoples bodies in this ring, and I have seen too many people get hurt. Whether it be Hardcore style wrestling, or blatent disregard for another's privacy and religion by hanging them on a swatstika on national television. This is why I cancelled the 'Gas Chamber' match scheduled for tonight, Someone would have been hurt, and as a businessman... I can't let that happen. So what am I going to do about this? There's an annual tournament held in the fall known as the King of the Deathmatch tournament, every year someone is put out of action due to this vile tournament, and I am putting a stop to it. No more stupid non-sensical hardcore style matches, and for godsake... no more hanging people on swatstikas. If this stuff keeps up, I'll even be tempted to take away the Hardcore Championship. That leaves us to something happened last week. I was challenged. I hate being challenged. Nirvana came out and wanted to fight me at the PPV. I retired a long time ago, pal. I've seen you, you don't care about your opponent... you will try and hurt me, not try to pin me. So sorry pal... but I decline your challenge.
Nathan Gust: Should have saw that coming from a coward like Connor. He gets rid of the KOTDM, and now he doesnt have the balls to fight Nirvana... he makes me sick!
Connor MacDaddy: and that leads me to the PPV. The PPV will take place on August 28th, and will be called, 'Commandments'. So guys in the back, start trying to get a match now, before it's too late...
Holocaust by Savatage slams on the PA system as Nirvana comes out from the back with a mic.
Nirvana: Connor... did you just decline my challenge?
Connor MacDaddy: I did. I call the shots around here, I'll do what I want.
Nirvana: I disagree.
Just then Havoc, Kamikaze, Reaper, Joe Mokoko, and The Interloper all slide into the ring from different locations and ambush Connor. Mokoko takes him down with a spear, and they all start stomping Connor, and Nirvana starts walking down the ramp. Interloper picks Connor up and holds his arms behind his back as Havoc and Kamikaze trade off shots to Connor's head and chest. Nirvana slides into the ring and Reaper hands him some sort of pipe.
Kate Madison: Somebody stop this! Stop it Nathan!
Nathan Gust: Hell no! If fact I'll join in.
As Interloper is holding MacDaddy's arms behins him back, Nirvana cracks the pipe over Connor's head. Connor falls to the mat and starts bleeding. Gust slides into the ring and grabs Connor's legs and locks in Connor's version of the Boston Crab. Nirvana gets on the other side and starts hammering the back of Connor's head. Havoc unraps the tape around his wrist and starts choking MacDaddy out. Connor's face turns purple and it looks like he passes out. Ms. Black is outside the ring, and she hands Nirvana something.
Kate Madison: Someone please stop this! Anybody, please! Oh no, King has a sickle!
Nirvana holds up the sickle in the air, and Gust releases the Boston Crab and Havoc stops choking Connor. Nirvana kneels in front of MacDaddy and the drags the sickle across his back, he does it again and makes a perpendicular line, he then cuts flags on the end of each line.
Kate Madison: *crying* This is sick... the carved a swastika on his back.
Nirvana motions to someone up in the rafters, and a giant swatstika starts to lower from the ceiling.
Kate Madison: Oh no...
The swatstika reaches the ring, and the Holocaust members begin to open the shackles that will hold Connor in place, all of a sudden Nirvana notices Kate Madison, who is entering the ring. She walks up to Nirvana crying, begging him to stop. Kate then drops to her knees and tries to wake Connor up. Nirvana grabs the back of her head and lifts her up. He grabs her and then hits the Legend of Nirvana on Kate Madison! The rest of Nirvana watch this and smile. They then lift Connor to his feet and strap him to the swastika. Nirvana gives a signal and the swastika starts to raise slowly, as all of the Holocaust members look on. The screen fades to black with the last image being Connor MacDaddy bloodied on the swastika.
(Standard Match)
"Kabal is already in the ring..."
(Standard Match)
Kate Madison: What's this?
Winner: Kamikaze via forfeit.
Nathan: Here we go again. Another episode of Chimpo's Corner!
(Handicapped Match)[After a moment, Kabal manages to get to his feet and he sits down in Nathan's place at the table. He puts on the headset with his right arm while his left just hangs there.]
(Hardcore Title Match)
"'As Im good at being badd' plays Precious comes out wearing black
latex outfits or white outfits as the fans cheer for her she slides in
under the bottom rope and poses in the ring.
Winner: Manix via pinfall.
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman the following is our Main Event... this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the SFT Telvision Championship! Introducing first... the challenger... from New York, New York... Regina Eisley!
Winner: Regina Eisley via pinfall.