"An SFT logo appears on the screen... Suddenly, the scene flashes to alittle tribute video of the last seven years of Friday Night Inferno... So many championships lost and won, as the faces of past SFT superstars appear on the screen... Some wearing the crimson mask, while others just have a smile or an angry look. The scene slowly fades away..."
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"The sound of fireworks going off, as the scene comes back to 'The Pyramid' located out in Memphis, TN. The camera pans around the arena, as it is filled with thousand of fans, while some of them hold signs and such. The camera cuts to Nathan Gust and Kate Madison - sitting behind their both with headsets on."
"Fireworks continue to go off."
Nathan Gust: "Welcome everyone... Welcome to the seventh Anniversay Celebration of Friday Night Inferno!"
Kate Madison: "Seven years... Damn."
Nathan Gust: "Yup... Anyways, we have a great show for you tonight."
Kate Madison: "Well, it better be. I mean, it is a special night."
Nathan Gust: "Yeah, let us get to our first match for tonight."
Nathan Gust – And here’s the first competitor in our first match this evening.
Kate Madison – Why does he always wear that suit?
Nathan Gust – Maybe he forgot how to get out I don’t know.
As the intro to "Get Back" by Ludacris begins, the lights dim, green and white lights flash around the arena. The words Trust and Believe appear on the titantron as Venom appears at the top of the ramp. The lights begin to flash to the beat of "Get Back", as Venom runs down and slides into the ring. He gets right up in Corey Hart’s and Guyver’s faces yelling at them. Until the bell rings and then he leans back and punches both of them in the face.
Nathan Gust – Venom getting things off to an early dominate start here.
Kate Madison – With this competition of course. He’s going to dominate this whole match.
Venom hits Guyver in the face with a Big Boot and then turns to Corey Hart and DDTs him hard on the mat. Guyver spins around and Venom hits him with a release German Suplex. Corey Hart climbs to his feet and Venom choke slams him back down. Corey Hart lies there for a moment while Guyver gets back up. Venom hits Guyver with the Deliverance.
Nathan Gust – BAM! Oh that’s going to leave a mark. Venom’s got this one in the bag folks we can just stop commentating right now.
Kate Madison – You’re right. This is too easy for Venom.
Corey Hart has started to climb back up to his feet. Venom comes in from behind him and hits him hard with The Confession. Venom looks at both of his fallen opponents and turns to Guyver he locks in the Texas Cloverleaf and Guyver goes to tap almost immediately but Venom drops it before he has the chance.
Nathan Gust – Ok never mind this is getting interesting. Venom’s toying with his opponents.
Kate Madison – Just put them out of their misery!
As if hearing Kate Madison Venom picks up Corey Hart and Power bombs him right on top of Guyver. Both men are in serious pain and Corey rolls off of Guyver holding his back. Venom drops down and lays down in between them. He puts one arm on each of his opponents as the ref counts. 1! 2! 3! The ref calls for the bell.
Nathan Gust – Like there was any doubt Venom picks up the win.
Kate Madison – That was just pathetic. Next match please!
Winner: Venom via pinfall.
Gust: That’s one good looking female right there!
Madison: Keep your focus Nathan.
Gust: Sorry.
Suddenly, the lights goes out and then Red sirens go off. "I am IRON MAN!!!"
"Sing for the Moment" by Eminem over the arena's P.A. system as out steps "The Foundation " Sean Mason appears to a enourmous crowd reaction of cheers and boos. He walks down the aisle and to the ring apron as he leaps up onto the ring and has the ring announcer hold up the second rope as he slides through it. He gets on the turnbuckles and poses for the crowd.
Gust: Both wrestlers are ready to go!
BELL SOUNDS: DING DING DING!!!
Gust: Both competitors lock up and Mason tosses Regina back! They lock up again, and again Mason tosses Regina back! They go to lock up a third time but Regina ducks under, Mason turns around and is attacked by a series of right hands! Right, left, right, left! Mason is staggered!
Madison: Regina bounces off the ropes and catches Mason with a clothesline! Mason gets to his feet, Regina off the ropes again! Another clothesline! Mason tries to sit up and as he does Regina nails him with a standing drop kick to the face! She makes the cover!
1…
2…
KICK OUT BY MASON!
Gust: Regina waits for mason to get to his feet. She whips him to the ropes and connects with a drop toe hold! Mason is down!
Madison: And they say girls can’t fight?
Gust: Regina goes to lift up Mason and Mason delivers a low blow! LOW BLOW!
Madison: Umm, does that work?
Gust: Well, Regina is down! Wow, what a Punani Punch!!!
Madison: That’s sick!
Gust: Mason lifts Regina up in the air and delivers a devastating back breaker! The cover by Mason!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Gust: Regina gets to her feet, Mason bounces off the ropes and connects with a running face buster! BIG MOVE! Mason with the cover yet again!
1…
2…
KICK OUT by Regina!
Gust: Mason gets up and begins to yell at the ref! Regina gets to her and, she sneaks up on Mason and… groin kick! GROIN KICK! Mason goes down and the ref is shouting! Regina goes to the opposite corner, Mason is trying to get up! Regina is waiting! Mason gets to his feet, he staggers towards Regina, SUPER KICK BY REGINA! Super Kick! Mason is down, Regina with the cover!
1…
2…
Thre…. Kick out!
Madison: Did he kick out? Mason kicked out! Unbelievable!
Gust: Regina can’t believe it! Mason kicked out from a super kick. Regina picks up Mason. Mason is hunched over, Regina bounces off the ropes and connects with an Axe kick! Once again, Regina makes the cover!
1…
2…
Kick out again!
Madison: Mason just won’t die!
Gust: Much like my mother in law!
Madison: Shut up Gust!
Gust: Regina stands up tall! She takes a hold of Mason and nails him with a vicious swinging neck breaker!
Madison: Pretty Poison!!! Pretty Poison!!! Make the cover!
Gust: She’s not making the cover! She’s calling for the ACES AND SPADES!
Madison: Mason is still down! Regina is climbing to the top rope! The fans are on their feet! Regina leaps up and misses! Mason moved out of the way! Both wrestlers are down! The referee begins his count!
1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
Gust: Regina is trying to get to her feet! Mason as well!
6… 7… 8… 9…
Gust: Both of them are up! Mason grabs Regina, scoops her up! Regina’s foot hits the referee in the head, the ref is down! But Mason puts her into position and nails her with THE FOUNDATION!
Madison: He connected with THE FOUNDATION! That’s a finishing move created by AJ Styles, but perfected by Sean Mason!
Gust: Regina has just been rated! Cover by Mason! But the ref is down! There is no one to make the count! Mason gets back up to his feet and realizes the ref is down. Mason grabs a hold of Regina once more and he is calling for THE REVOLUTION! An F-5 type move, can he nail it?
Madison: Mason takes a hold of Regina, lifts her up, and drops her with the REVOLUTION!!! That’s it! This one should be over!
Gust: But the ref is still down, he’s showing slow movements! Mason can’t believe it! Regina is out cold! Mason walks over to the ref and revives him. Sean Mason covers...
1.
2..
3!!!
Winner: Sean Mason via pinfall.
The cheering starts to die as Sean Mason rolls out of the ring. Suddenly, Grizzly Z’s music hits, sending the already rabid crowd into a fevered frenzy: Z himself bursts out of the back, chair in hand, tearing toward Sean.
Madison: My God, what’s that maniac doing here?
Gust: I know Z was not very happy with the boss for banning hardcore matches, but I guess I never thought he’d take action…
Sean, trapped between Regina in the ring, and Z on the ramp, rushes forward to meet Grizzly’s attack, but Z, an old hat with a chair, slams the chair against Sean’s face in a vicious sideways arc.
Gust: Why Sean Mason?
Madison: Z’s had a soft spot for Regina Eisley after she beat him back in July, and judging from who his manager is, I’d say he has a jones for tough women, but….
Sean collapses to the ramp, trying to roll away from Z, but Z’s attack is relentless as he slams the chair over and over into Sean’s exposed side and back.
A cadre of police and security pour out of the back, grabbing Z from behind. Z struggles, his immense size and strength almost breaking him free, but sheer numbers bear him away, back up the ramp and into the back.
Gust: Well… that was interesting.
Madison: And random.
Gust: Arsan so has this match.
Myris sees this and rolls in between his legs. He runs back down the aisle and goes to slide into the ring when Arsan catches up and grabs both legs. He pulls him out, grabs his arm, and whips him into the barricade! Arsan takes up Myris and throws him into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle, signals around, and this time hits a correct Swanton Bomb. Arsan makes the cover. 1… 2… 3.
Winner: Arsan Ayers via pinfall.
"The scene fades backstage... We see Ray Cross walking backstage. The camera pants back, and shows that we're in the locker room of Johnny Legend. Johnny Legend looks at the television and yells for Ken Johnson."
Legend: "You see that blockhead!"
Johnson: "Yeah."
Legend: "I don't want him to get to his match... You understand!?"
Johnson: "Yes sir."
"Ken Johnson walks out of the locker room - leaving Legend with a smirk across his face."
Gust: Damn!
Madison: Hey, it counts... The bell hasn't ring yet.
"The bell rings."
Madison: See.
"Lucas picks Hill up, and quickly puts him into a double arm DDT. Lucas covers Hill..."
1.
2..
3!!!
Winner: Lucas Balkan via pinfall.
Chimpo: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a singles match. Introducing first from Robinville, South Africa…Aerith Robin-Solari!!
Aerith’s music cuts off. “Welcome to the Jungle” begins to play over the PA as fans stand on their feet. From backstage you hear the loud roaring sound of a motorcycle. From backstage Slade Wilson emerges riding a dirty beat up Harley Davidson motorcycle.
Chimpo: And her opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, at a weight of 267 pounds…Slade Wilson!!
He roars the engine loud then rides fast to the ring popping a wheelie at the start. He circles the ring once and stops. Slade turns the bike off and then gets off the motorcycle turns slides into the ring headfirst.
Nathan Gust: Now that’s what I call an entrance!
Kate Madison: Slade Wilson obviously likes showing off a little bit before his match.
The bell sounds and the two begin circling each other in the ring. They lock up and Slade Wilson easily overpowers Aerith Robin and sends her bounding into the ropes. Aerith bounces back and Wilson catches her with a drop toehold, sending Aerith’s chin crashing onto the mat. Aerith is quick back up to her feet though and Slade catches her this time with a clothesline. Aerith is down longer now but refuses to stay down. She slowly climbs to her fight, while Slade taunts her and plays to the crowd. He makes the grave mistake of turning his back on her, and is met with a hard fist to his groin, a move done so quickly that the referee couldn’t even catch it.
Nathan Gust: Ouch, right in the gonads!
Kate Madison: Well that’s what he gets for turning his back on her.
She follows the low-blow up with a quick roll-up from behind, the ref drops to the mat and counts:
1…
Slade rolls out of it. Aerith quickly takes control of the situation and drops a low drop kick to the back of Slade’s right knee. Wilson drops to his knee, but stands back up only to catch a heel kick from Aerith. Wilson falls on his back and Aerith follows up with some stiff kicks to his gut. She lifts his leg up and then drives her elbow into the side of his right knee. She then lifts herself up in a handstand using his knees as a base. She then drops her knee into his. Wilson yells out in pain as Aerith quickly rolls him over locking in a leg lock stretching out that knee she’s been working on.
Nathan Gust: Good god, Aerith Ramen-Solashiramapoo…
Kate Madison: Aerith Robin-Solari.
Nathan Gust: Whatever. She’s kicking his ASS.
Slade grabs a hold of the bottom rope forcing the break of the hold. Aerith reluctantly lets loose of the hold. She stands to her feet and takes a few breaths as Slade slowly stands up to his feet. Aerith charges forward looking for a cross body but Slade Wilson ducks the move. Aerith goes flying through the air, only to come crashing back down hard onto the mat. Wilson turns around, his eyes focused squarely on Aerith who is slowly climbing to her feet. He charges towards her and before she has the chance to duck or counter, Slade knocks her out with a large boot to the face. Wilson picks her back up and pulls her in tightly, wrapping his arms around the much smaller Aerith.
Kate Madison: That bear hug will be the death of her.
Nathan Gust: Ah, she deserves it. She hit him in a naughty place earlier.
Aerith is screaming in pain, and the referee asks her if she quits. Despite the pain, Aerith refuses to give up. Seeing that he won’t get the win this way, Slade releases Aerith by slamming her back onto the mat with a modified suplex. The match looks to be won, but Slade isn’t ready to pin just yet. Instead he stomps her on the back a few times before crushing her spine with a heavy elbow drop. Slade reaches down and pulls Aerith to her feet by the hair. He scoops her up, turns her upside down and slams her back down onto the mat again. Aerith arches her back in pain when she hits the ground. Slade casually leans over Aerith and pins her.
1…
2…
NO!
Kate Madison: Aerith lifts her shoulder up at the last minute.
Nathan Gust: She should have just taken it, there’s no way she’s going to make a comeback now…
Slade Wilson looks shocked and gets into the face of the referee. The ref holds up only two fingers, telling him that it was only a two-count and the match will continue. Just as Aerith is climbing to her feet, a Slade charge forward looking for a clothesline, but Aerith has just enough energy to duck the move. Aerith, looking to end the match quickly, goes for a spinning heel kick, a move that she calls “Platinum Kisses” but Slade catches her foot in mid-air. He shoves her off, and she goes stumbling back into the ropes. On her rebound, Slade lifts up his foot and nails her square in the face with a savat kick that seems to echo throughout the arena.
Nathan Gust: SAVAAAAAT KICK!!
Kate Madison: What?
Nathan Gust: I dunno, that’s what he calls that move.
Aerith drops to the mat and lies there completely motionless. Once again Slade Wilson casually lays across her, confident that he has this one in the bag. The ref counts…
1…
2…
3!!!
Kate Madison: And Slade Wilson wins it.
Nathan Gust: Please, he had it won before the match even started.
“Welcome to the Jungle” plays once again over the speaker system as the referee raises Slade’s arm in victory. Wilson celebrates in the ring before riding his motorcycle back up the ramp and into the back.
Winner: Slade Wilson via pinfall.
Gust: That’s right! Our next match is for the SFT TV championship. And I for…
Suddenly, the lights go dim…
Gust: What the hell? Someone didn’t pay the light bill!
Green lights appear and illuminate the ramp all the way down to the ring. People begin to look towards the entrance way. Suddenly, Rage against the Machine’s BULLS ON PARADE begins to blare over the arena speakers… Fans get to their feet and Brickcity “B” makes his way from behind the curtain. It takes the fans a moment to realize who it is, but once they do… They erupt in cheers! Well, some errupt in cheers... Others BOO frantically... Brickcity smiles and heads straight to the announce table.
Madison: Don’t tell me he’s coming here!
Gust: I believe he is!
Brickcity “B”: (Grabbing some head sets) Hello people. May I have a seat?
Gust: Umm, I guess.
“B”: Excellent!
Madison: “B”, May I ask what it is you are doing here?
“B”: Oh comon’ guys, I can’t come out and do a little commentating?
Gust: You’re not a commentator! Why are you here?
“B”: Well honestly, I have been trying to follow this whole TV title situation as of late. I mean, it’s just so sad… So many people fighting for a meaningless title.
Gust: Would you stop calling our titles meaningless! I bet you wouldn’t mind getting a shot at that TV title, or any other title for that matter!
“B”: Well that’s the thing, the moment a title goes around my waist, BAMN! The value just shoots sky high! You put my name on any of these titles, and their stock goes up!
Gust: Well, I think Precious is an excellent TV champion.
“B”: (Blank stare) Umm, Precious is a girl right?
Gust: Right…
“B”: Enough said… These titles have no value.
Madison: Maybe you should get off your high horse “B”, how’s that?
“B”: Maybe you and Precious should stop taking jobs away from men and go place your asses in the kitchen?
Gust: Ok, Enough guys! Let’s go to the ring!
The Interloper makes his way down the aisle!
Gust: Here comes the Interloper!
“B”: What the hell is an Interloper anyway?
Gust: An intruder, a trespasser…
“B”: (Laughs) A coward, how’s that?
Gust: I don’t think so.
“I’m good at being bad” begins to play over the PA system and Precious comes out wearing a black latex outfit as the fans cheer for her she slides in under the bottom rope, lifts up her title in the air and poses in the ring. The Interloper is simply waiting. Moments later, the cameras pan to the entrance way as Harold and Precious’ twin sister, Sweetheart, make there way in.
Gust: Man, How much back up does Precious need?
Madison: I’m not sure if they’re backups.
Gust: Hmm, maybe they just wanted a better seat to watch Precious perform.
Madison: This should be good, let’s go!
“B”: Did you know Diet Dr. Pepper tastes a lot like regular Dr. Pepper?
Gust: Pay attention to the match!
Bell Sounds: DING DING DING!
Gust: Both wrestlers meet in the center of the ring as the TV title is carried away by the referee. Precious take one look at Interloper and she slaps him right in the face! Interloper smiles then delivers a crushing standing clothesline!
“B”: Nice, he hit a girl! This Interloper guy isn’t that bad!
Gust: Interloper grabs Precious by the hair and drags her around the ring! Precious kicks and scream but to no avail! Interloper takes a hold of her and clinches in with a full nelson!
Madison: Shades of the Warlord!
Gust: Interloper is trying to end it right here! Precious is loosing control, she’s trying to struggle free but can not. Interloper stands up tall and swings her back with a crushing full nelson suplex! Down goes Precious, Interloper with the cover!
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Gust: Precious is still alive! Interloper is up and is now stomping away at Precious! Mighty kick after might kick! The referee pulls him away and is giving him a warning!
“B”: Let the man kick!
Gust: Interloper lift her up, whips her to the ropes, she bounces back and Interloper connects with a back body drop! Vicious body drop!
“B”: it wasn’t that vicious.
Gust: Interloper gets to his feet, takes a hold of Precious, grabs her by the hair and slaps her! Come on! This is ridiculous now! Interloper kicks her in the mid section, sets her up, and drops Precious down with a forceful PILE DRIVER! That’s it!
Madison: Precious is down and Interloper is not making the cover, he’s just smiling!
Gust: Big mistake, this could come back to haunt him!
Madison: Interloper finally makes the cover!
1…
2…
KICK OUT again!
Gust: Precious won’t go away!
“B”: She really wants that title eh?
Gust: Interloper had a great chance but wasted much time there! He is up to his feet once again smiling, he grabs a hold of her hair and Precious delivers a LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW!
“B”: Umm, DQ anyone?
Gust: Interloper falls to his knees! Precious is up, she bounces off the ropes and connects with a running drop kick! Right in the face! Interloper falls flat.
Madison: There you go!
Gust: Precious stands up tall and connects with a standing leg drop! She makes the cover!
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Gust: Not over yet! Precious waits for Interloper to get to his feet, he stands up and staggers forwards, Precious delivers a kick to the mid sections, grabs him, and nails Interloper with a DDT! Cover!
1…
2…
KICKOUT yet again!
“B”: Interloper is dazed!
Gust: He sure is!
“B”: But there is good news for the Interloper!
Gust: What’s that?
“B”: I just saved a shit load of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
Madison: Pay attention to the damn match!
Gust: Yeah seriously! Back to the action… Precious picks up Interloper, grabs a hold of him from behind and delivers a head butt to the small of the back! And another! And another! Interloper staggers forward, Precious keeps a strong grip and connects with another head butt! And another! Interloper falls to one knew, Precious climbs on his back and sinks in a SLEEPER!
Madison: Sleeper hold! Nighty night Interloper!
Gust: Interloper is still on one knee, he’s trying to fight back. He’s trying to squirm free, back Precious has it in tight!
Madision: This is one of her favorite submission holds, and we can see why!
Gust: Interloper is loosing it! His arms are down… The ref grabs his hand up, and it drops! That’s one! The ref grabs his hand again…
Madison: And it drops a second time! One more Precious! One more!
“B”: (Glancing over at the TV title, then back) Umm, Who the hell looses with a sleeper?
Gust: Interloper’s hand goes up a third time, falls…. And no! It does not drop! Interloper is battling back! He’s finding his strength! Precious is trying to hold on but Interloper makes it to his feet, Precious is now mounted on his back! Interloper takes two steps back, grabs the back of her head and then comes crashing down with a sit out chin breaker!
Madison: Beautiful chin breaker! The sleeper hold has been broken.
“B”: No shit genius.
Gust: Now both competitors are down! The ref begins the 10 count!
1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
Gust: The Interloper is coming to his senses; he drags himself over to Precious and drapes his limp arm over her chest! The Cover by Interloper!
1…
2…
Kickout! Barely a kickout!
Gust: Interloper can’t believe it! Interloper gets to his feet, staggers over to Precious and takes a hold of her. He calls for a power bomb. Interloper lifts Precious up in the air and drops her with a tremendous POWER BOMB! That’s it! Interloper looks over and smiles right at Brickcity “B”!
“B”: What the? Is this guy serious?
Madison: I think so, but he better focus on Precious!
Gust: Interloper does not make the cover; instead he lifts her up and tucks her head in between his legs!
“B”: That sounds weird!
Gust: Interloper is calling for another power bomb! Oh give us a break! The woman is out cold! Interloper lifts Precious up in the air once again and drops her with another tremendous POWER BOMB! Precious is motionless on the canvas floor! The Interloper looks over at Harold and gives him a thumbs up!
Madison: (facing “B”) You’re looking good today “B”.
“B”: (Smiles) Thank you Madison.
Gust: Focus people! Precious is still down! Sweetheart and Harold are yelling just outside of the ring! Harold jumps on top of the apron as Interloper is about to go for the cover! The ref’s back is turned and is facing Harold!
Madison: Interloper has the cover, turn around ref!
Gust: Oh no, Interloper sees this... Interloper gets up and superkicks Harold right down.
Madison: Interloper covers Precious again...
1.
2..
3!!!
Gust: NEW TV CHAMPION!
Winner: The Interloper via pinfall.
"Harold gets pissed, as The Interloper holds up the Television Championship."
The scene cuts to Kamikaze and Dr. Saint are walking down the hall. Kamikaze’s wearing his “Call me crazy…” shirt. He’s smiling brightly and saying hi to the backstage crew as they walk. He’s carrying a cardboard box and Dr. Saint is showing off her ring while walking to some of the female staff as she walks by.
Nathan Gust – Ah our United States Champion. Now there’s a good guy!
Kate Madison – Whatever. I just want to see Dr. Saint’s ring. I heard it’s 20 karats.
Everyone’s all smiles until Kamikaze and Dr. Saint near their destination, the Holocaust Dressing Room. Here the backstage crew moves by quickly not daring to look even at the door. Kamikaze and Dr. Saint walk into the room all smiles still and join the rest of the group minus Nathan Gust who’s out commentating.
Kamikaze – Hey guys! What do you think of the shirt?
Kamikaze drops the cardboard box and thrusts his chest out to show the rest of them his new shirt.
Havoc – It’s great Kami real nice.
Nirvana – Yeah.
Ms. Black – Not bad.
Kamikaze – You guys really think so? Cause I got you all one too!
Kamikaze goes into the box and pulls out the shirts. He passes them out to the rest of the group.
Kamikaze – Now we can all wear them!
Reaper – Hey… thanks… man… you shouldn’t have.
The Interloper – Yeah really.
Kamikaze smiles at all of them.
Nathan Gust – Hey! Why didn’t I get one?
Kate Madison – Cause you’re out here commentating idiot.
Joe Mokoko stands up.
Joe Mokoko – Hey man I see you don’t have enough for all of us and Nathan’s not back here so here take mine and give it to him.
Kamikaze – Nope I got it taken care of. I’m bringing him his when I go out for my match. Stupid Limps, Gimps, and Pimps… Think they can take my US belt…
The Messiah – Normally I agree with you Kamikaze that Pimps aren’t a good thing but the rest of the world idolizes them.
Kamikaze – They do? Call me crazy-
Everyone – You’re crazy!
Kamikaze – But pimps shouldn’t be idolized. Besides, I can’t think of any other P words that rhyme with Limps and Gimps… Damn it that screws it all up. Well I’m going to go get ready for my match. Enjoy the show guys. Be ready to start cheering when I kick Murphy’s ass.
Everyone – Yeah… sure…
Kamikaze and Dr. Saint leave to get ready for Kamikaze’s match. The rest of Holocaust just toss the shirts he just gave them with their stuff not really caring about them.
Gust: Well this is weird.
Kate: Well AOD is Pac now and Allison is married to Shadow so I don’t think its that strange.
Gust: But what will happen when the bell rings it’s a triple threat.
The Accountant walks to the ring carrying a silver briefcase and wearing spectacles. The Accountant enters the ring via the middle rope and then he sets the briefcase down under one of the corner turnbuckles, pops it open, places his glasses in it, closes it, and prepares for his opponent to enter the ring. If the opponent is in the ring he gives him a nasty smirk and readies for battle. He gets in the ring and the bell rings.
Legend and Redd stay around the ring looking very intently at Accountant.
Gust: uh oh, I don’t like the Dead Pac being ringside, spells trouble for Accountant.
Kate: Oh well they got the power up there making sure its ok for them to be there.
Angel of Death runst at Accountant with a clothesline and Allison hits a baseball slide to Accountants head. They double suplex Accountant and Allison flies of the ropes with a moonsault as she gets off AOD hits a leg drop on Accountant.
Gust: Oh shit, theyre gonna double team Accountant all night.
From somewhere out of the crowd a huge plastic dildo comes flying out and hits Gust in the face.
Kate giggles.
Gust: What the?! Sick freaks!
Allison tries a Russian Leg Sweep but Account counters and AOD comes at him with a clothesline again but Accountant ducks and hits AOD in the back of the head and hits a huge Brainbuster. Now Allison and AOD are laying next to each other as Accountant hits his No Chance on both of them and covers the ref counts 1,2,3.
Gust: Accountant pulls it off
Legend runs in the ring and attacks Accountant, Legend with a double axe handle, AOD joins in as Redd stays outside the ring and helps Allison to the back. Legend and AOD leave Accountant motionless in the ring.
Kate: Looks like the Dead Pac are back to their old ways. Never is one in the Dead Pac ever truly alone in a match.
Legend smirks, as he looks at the Accountant, while leaving the ring. AOD picks Accountant up and tosses him into the rope. The Accountant comes back, and closelines AOD. Accountant quickly puts AOD into 'The Audit.' After a few seconds, AOD taps out, and before The Accountant could celebrate... All of Dead Pac rush in, and start to pound on Accountant. They pick Accountant up, and Legend quickly superkicks him to the ground. Legend then walks over to the side, and grabs a mic from the ringside staff. He also asks for the IC title...
Legend: "The Accountant - you see this!?"
Legend pushes the IC title into the face of Accountant.
Legend: "You'll never even come close of holding this championship!"
Legend then kicks the face of Accountant, and the Dead Pac leave... The medics come in and help Accountant leave the ring.
Winner: The Accountant via submission.
Summers: "Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 282lbs... KYLE MURPHY!!!
"The Gong is struck and the lights all over the arena become colorful with all the colors of the rainbow. "Original Prankster" By The Offspring starts playing and the lights start to swirl around in rythym to the beat. On "Until the break of dawn" Kamikaze bursts out from back stage and plays it up to the audience. Dr. Rebecca Saint follows him out and he dances around her and plays with her but she just smiles and shrugs him off. He continues jumping around till he gets to the ring then he climbs in and poses on all four turnbuckles sequentially, with his U.S. title around his waist, and the Tag Team title in his right hand. Kamikaze holds up his left hand and signals two with his fingers."
Summers: "Coming down to the ring... The current SFT United States Champion - weighing in at 180lbs... KAMIKAZE!!!
"Ray Cross' music plays... However, Ray Cross is no where to be seen. Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage, and we see a Ray Cross... A bloody mess! The camera pans back, and shows Johnny Legend's bodyguard - Ken Johnson. Johnson kneels by Ray and says..."
Johnson: "Consider this a warning from Johnny Legend."
"Ken Johnson then spits in the face of Ray Cross, and they walk away... Leaving Ray Cross a bloody mess. The camera cuts back to the ring, as both wrestlers shrug, and they just look at each other."
Gust: laughs "Well, I guess Cross won't be wrestling tonight."
Madison: "Yeah, but why did Johnny Legend make his bodyguard do that!?"
Gust: "I don't know, and really don't care."
Madison: "Oh well, let's get to the match."
"The bell rings."
"Kyle Murphy and Kami lock up. However, Kyle easily overpowers Kami and pushes him down to the mat, and out of the ring. Rebecca helps Kami up, as he rubs his head. Kami slides back into the ring, but is kicked in the gut by Kyle Murphy. Kyle picks Kami up and tosses him into the ropes, Kyle then lands a powerful closeline upon Kami. Rebecca gasps, as Kami holds his neck. Kyle smirks and flexes alittle for the crowd - Kyle turns back to Kami. He grabs Kami’s hair and lifts him up to his feet. Kami quickly knees Kyle Murphy and plants a DDT on Murphy. Kami quickly jumps back up and lands a quick elbow drop.”
Gust: “Very nice.”
Madison: “Yeah, but it’ll take a hell allot more to put Murphy away.”
Gust: “True, but Kami is quick enough.”
“Kami drags Kyle into the middle of the ring. Kami then attempts to put Kyle into ‘Kamikaze Krab.’ However, Kyle pushes Kami away with his feet. Kami bounces off the ropes, as Kyle gets back to his feet. Kami runs back to close line Kyle Murphy to the ground.”
Gust: “Haha, looks like all those steroids are slowing Kyle Murphy down.”
Madison: “Ah, shut up.”
"Kami quickly climbs up the top ropes, and jumps off - attempting a frogsplash... However, Kyle lifts his knees up and Kami lands right on them."
Gust: "Ouch!"
"Kami rolls in the ring, while holding his stomach. Kyle Murphy slowly gets to his feet... Kyle then picks Kami up and quickly puts him into 'Celtic Cross.'"
Madison: "HOLY SHIT!"
Gust: "Where'd that come!?"
"Kyle covers Kami."
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KICKOUT!
Gust: "Too early."
"Kyle just smiles, as he shakes his head. Kyle picks Kami up to his feet, and tosses him into the corner turnbuckles. Kyle runs up to Kami, and lands a bodysplash upon Kami. Kamikaze slowly wobbles out of the corner, and falls face first to the mat. Kyle Murphy looks at Rebecca, and winks at her... She just looks away in disgust. Kyle turns to Kami, while he is still on the ground. Kyle picks Kami up, but Kami gets a burst of energy, and starts to throw punches at Kyle."
Gust: "Oh shit!"
"Kami kicks Kyle in the gut, and sweep kicks Kyle to the ground. Kami then turns around and does a backwards flip onto Kyle."
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KICKOUT!
"Kami slams the mat, and gets to his feet. Kami picks Kyle up and tosses him into the ropes... Kyle comes back and out of no where, lands a 'Blast From The Past' on Kami. The closeline was so powerful. It caused Kami to flip and land on his stomach. The crowd goes nuts in boos and ahhs. Kyle covers Kami.."
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KICKOUT!
Madison: "HOW!?"
"The crowd goes nuts, and start to chant for Kamikaze. Kyle wipes his face, and picks Kami up to his feet. Kyle attempts to put Kami into a powerbomb, but Kami reverses it, and puts Kyle into a devastating DDT!"
Madison: "He sure pulled that out of his ass."
Gust: "Who cares... It rocked Murphy's world!"
"Both men lay in the ring, and start to breath in intensly. The ref counts."
1.. 2... 3....
"Kami slowly regains himself, and lifts his right arm up and across Kyle's chest."
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KICKOUT!
Gust: "Now how the hell!"
"Kami bashes his face into the mat out of anger. Kami slowly gets up, while his legs wobble. Kami picks Kyle up with all his strength. Kami attempts to put Kyle into 'Kamikaze Korkskrew.' However, Kyle breaks away, before the move ever starts... Kyle quickly puts Kami into 'Murphy's Law!' Kyle then falls on Kami.."
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Winner: NEW US CHAMPION... KYLE MURPHY!
"Kamikaze is carried away by the ringside staff - along with Rebecca behind him. Kyle Murphy has left the ring with his title..."
I Hurt Myself Today"
Johnny Cash's hurt hits the PA as images of tombstones appear on the striketron. The crowd begins to shout as the arena goes black and pictures of a morgue appear on the striketron. Pictures of bodies ripped apart, bodies crawling with maggots, etc. As the fans begin to boo a light chines onto ther rampe as the pictures on the jumbotron change to a big grey screen.
"To See if I still feel"
Suddenly the arena goes deep green as "Hurt" continues to play on the pa and a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. the crowd begins to chant bloody murder as blood rises from the ramp way, and Jeff King And Ms.Black step out from behind the apron. Jeff if decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He's Holding Ms.Black's hand. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring, he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring as he shares a passionate kiss with Ms.Black.
He grabs a mic from ring side and smiles as he begins to talk.
"How does it feel to know you are once more in the grip of the Holocaust?"
The fans have mixed reactions.
"I have to tell you, it's great to be able to see the bloodshed again.The tearing of flesh, the screams, the horror...it's so easy to embrace. That night, I heard the screams of living garbage. Kyle Murphy, that punk's screams turned me on. What more can I say? We're holocaust, we're the final solution. We follow the rule that the past leaders of another great army once laid down, if you are weak...you are nothing."
King smiles and looks over at Black, she takes the mic from him and smiles.
"You know, a little violence is good for bussiness. I don't know if SFT staff knows this yet, but Holocaust drew in huge numbers at the PPV. We got bigger numbers than any of the title matches, that's saying alot. I guess you could say we're the new owners of this federation, who's really going to stop us? Shadow and his group of limp dick "demons"? No, they don't have shit on us. We're the holocaust, we're the end of all things."
She hands the mic back to Nirvana
"Thats why tonight I have a suprise for everyone, firstly..Riley Thorne. I'm sure you've heard what your aunt said, I'm sure you know. I'll tell you this, I can't tell you where I was that night. The truth...might be a little hard for you. I think maybe you should look through some scrap books, maybe find some old picture. You see, I knew your parents. If you look, you might even see pictures of us together. However....I had no reason to kill them. In fact, I lost more than you can imagine when they died. Think it over, child."
He looks around for a moment and unbuttons his coat revealing the Holocaust shirt.
"And this is for Azreal. See this? I hope it fucking sells merchandise for you, you greedy fuck. You think you can control Holocaust? You think you can exploit us to make money for you? You've got another thing coming, in fact you might want to be careful. You might end up hanging from a swastica yourself, I'm sure it'd make you alot of momey though. Right? That's all that matters after all."
King closes his coat again.
"And this one goes out to Connor, short and simple. You and I, next PPV. Accept and I'l make sure you're safe from being put on a swastica for a month. That, however, brings me to my next suprise. Next week I want a match, with anyone. I don't care who it is, but I'll tell you this....it's going to be a gas chamber match. That's right, all you rookies get to witness the return of the gas chamber match."
He looks over at the Striketron and laughs as he points towards it.
"Well...you knew it was coming...:
The striketron goes backstage where Interloper, Havoc, Reaper, and Messiah are standing. Screams of pain and the sound of fists hitting flesh can be heard. The camera pans back and shakes as we see three chains hanging from the celing, connected to three huge swasticas. The men walk backwards and we can see Manix, Louis Cypher, and Precious all hanging by swasticas by barbedwire. Interloper looks over Precious and smiles. King looks up at the tron and out from the crowd, Johnny Legend attacks King from behind... Johnny Legend attacks King with a closeline. King quickly gets back up, and the two start to duke it out. The crowd goes wild, as Legend - wearing a black Dead Pac t-shirt... Legend kicks King in the gut, and attempts to put him in 3/4 Neckbreaker... However, King pushes Legend away. Once Legend turns around, King spears him to the ground. King starts to punch Legend, while they're on the ground. Legend pushes King off of him... Johnny Legend and King get up at the sametime. However, they don't stay away for long, as Legend and King exchange blow after blow. Security runs out to seperate the two as Havoc plunges a buning piece of wood onto Cyphers chest, Legend sees this on the tron and madly tries to break away as Nirvana grabs a mic.
"You want me that bad? You see Cypher up there, burning? That's going to be you soon...as soon as next week. Next week you've got the leader of thet Holocaust....in a gas chamber match"
Johnny Legend shouts some unkind words, as King flashes a evil smirk. The scene then fades to black... The SFT logo appears on the screen, along with copyright material.