Phil: Here we go again...

The arena is completely dark as "Bullet-Proof Skin" begins. The only light now comes from the illuminated screen as words appear and pass.. "Carnal"..."Fatal"...."Immortal" The guitar riffs and the crowd pops insanely. Smoke sifts through the entrence ramp, the lights beneath it illuminating it. As the lights are turned on Havoc walks through the smoke to another pop. He walks slowly and gracefully down the ramp, stopping for a moment to gently roll a tuft of smoke from his mouth and look at the "Havoc" signs dispersed amongst the crowd. He slides into the ring and walks to one turnbuckle standing atop it and raising one arm; the crowd pops again. He walks to the corner diagonal from that and poses again, to another pop.

Steve: The ref calls for the starting bell and we are under way!

Phil: Finally a match on Inferno that should be decent...

Steve: Don't be such a ninnyhammer, Phil.

Phil: Did you just say “ninnyhammer”?

Steve: Err... And Arsan is wasting no time on the celebrating Havoc!

Phil: Stop changing the subject, what are you, one of those Will and Grace fans?

Indeed, Arsan is wasting no time as he pulls Havoc from the top turnbuckle and begins laying rights and lefts into the former champ's gut as his music dies down, the crowd booing Arsan right off the bat.

Steve: What a jerk.

Arsan gets Havoc on his heels and shoves him back into the ropes, but Havoc, much quicker, comes back and nails a headbutt right into Arsan's nose, loosening up some blood, sending spraying onto the mat.

The crowd gives a pop as Havoc lays into Arsan now, eventually tying him up for a moment to pull him into a vicious DDT, smearing blood all over the mat. Arsan rolls, holding his head, but Havoc's up in a split second. He pulls the recently returned star to his feet and whips him into the ropes behind. Upon return, Arsan is taken down badly by a clean clothespin, and left to roll on the mat while holding his head.

Steve: Niiiiice!

Havoc spits on Arsan and starts taunting him while the ref gets down and asks if he wants to continue. Arsan nods, and Havoc wastes no time in picking his opponent up and flinging him into the turnbuckle.

Havoc runs and connects an elbow to Arsan's already smashed nose, sending blood flying into the air. He grabs the man by the hair and begins sending rights into his face, softening him up even more, the crowd counting to ten, Havoc stopping at nine.

Arsan is slumped against the turnbuckle, and Havoc just ties him up and lands a nasty looking suplex, shaking the ring. He covers.

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Steve: ARSAN GOT A SHOULDER UP!

Havoc is up and not looking pleased. He hauls Arsan to his feet, sets him up and nails DEICIDE, his finisher.

Phil: Don't see Arsan getting up from that one.

Havoc covers.

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3!

Steve: Well that was underwhelming. Havoc just waylaid Arsan in that outing.

Phil: I still wanna know what's up with “ninnyhammer”.

Steve: Ehhh, and we have to go to commercial!

Phil: Main-event time! Wahoo!

Chimpo the Chimp: Introducing first... from Osaka, Japan... weighing in at 236 pounds... the "Gofather of Darkness" Lord Nirvana!

"He's gonna get you... "

"He's gonna kill you you..."

"He's gonna make you pay..."

Johnny Cash's "Hurt" hits the PA as images of tombstones appear on the striketron and Kings voice booms. The crowd begins to shout as the arena goes black and pictures of a morgue appear on the striketron. Pictures of bodies ripped apart, bodies crawling with maggots, etc. As the fans begin to boo a light shines onto the ramp as the pictures on the jumbotron change to a big grey screen.

"Run from the Lord of SFT, it'll do you good"

Suddenly the arena goes deep green as "Hurt" continues to play on the pa and a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. the crowd begins to chant bloody murder as blood rises from the ramp way, and Jeff King And Ms.Black step out from behind the apron. Jeff if decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He's Holding Ms.Black's hand. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring, he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring as he shares a passionate kiss with Ms.Black.

She leaves the ring as his music dies down, before the match starts he puts his hands on the sides of his face and tears at the skin. He stops when the blood starts to appear on his hands and smiles as he holds his hands up for the bloodthirsty crowd. He licks the blood from his hands in one last act of sin.

Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... from Flint, Michigan...weighing in at 270 pounds... he is the Strike Fantsy Towers World Heavyweight Champion... The Great Malinko

The entrance clouds with smoke, fireworks flare through the visual obstruction sending sparkes everywhere, and South West Voodoo hits as The Great Malinko makes his way through the fog to the ring. Nirvana extends his hand for a pre-match handshake. TGM looks at it and pushes Nirvana's hand away, prompting Nirvana to grin and smack Malinko across the face. TGM touches his reddened cheek before rearing back and slapping Nirvana. Nirvana then throws a forearm right into TGM's mouth, sending him back a step. He lunges at Nirvana with a punch of his own, but Nirvana ducks it and sweeps his legs out from under him. He goes for a quick cover but TGM pushes him off. Both men run at each other and Nirvana attempts a discus clothesline, but TGM ducks it. TGM turns around and tries to hit a clothesline of his own but Nirvana ducks it. As TGM turns around Nirvana hits a snapmere and quickly locks in a side headlock. TGM struggles to his feet, Nirvana still maintaining the hold. He manages to wiggle out and locks in a spinning armbar on Nirvana. Nirvana rolls foPhilard onto his back and then kips up. He then locks in an armbar of his own. He then jumps onto TGM's back and locks TGM's other arms in his legs. He torques both arms hard before releasing and falling into a sunset flip. He stands up and holds TGM in a power bomb position, but TGM punches Nirvana in the head repeatedly and goes for a hurricanrana, but Nirvana pulls him back up and tries to throw him down but TGM resists. Nirvana just pushes his legs and TGM flips back onto his feet. The two men stand, staring at each other as the crowd claps.

Phil: Both men appear to be equal in the early goings of this matchup.

They walk up and get in each other's faces again. Nirvana then, taking TGM off guard, swiftly kicks him in the knee.

Steve: Looks like Nirvana may be trying to take away Malinko's mobility

Nirvana Irish whips him and as TGM comes back Nirvana falls onto his back, clutches TGM's leg and rolls into a half crab. He then places his knee on TGM's head and bends his body into a 'U' shape, applying extra pressure on the back and legs. Malinko reaches out, trying to grab the ropes but is unable to. So, he begins heel-kicking Nirvana in the head with his free foot until Nirvana breaks the hold. Nirvana straddles the ropes as he gets up. Malinko gets up and runs at him but Nirvana back body drops him, but TGM, aware of his surroundings, manages to land on the apron. He kicks Nirvana in the back, sending him towards the center of the ring. TGM springboards and attempts a front flip dropkick but Nirvana catches him and delivers a devastating backbreaker. He goes for the pin…

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Kickout! Nirvana doesn't waste any time and picks TGM up for a torture rack. TGM refuses to give up, so he releases TGM's legs, slingshotting him into a DDT. Rather than going for another pin he picks TGM up for a suplex. He lifts him up but TGM spins and lands on his feet, behind Nirvana. He goes for a school boy rollup, catching Nirvana off guard…

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Kickout! While Nirvana tries to get to his feet TGM dives at his head with his knee. He runs to the corner and jumps on the turnbuckle as Nirvana starts to get up. As soon as Nirvana faces him he jumps off and hits a beautiful moonsault body block. Instead of going for the pin he mounts Nirvana and stiffly punches him in the head twice. Nirvana slaps him in the face, prodding him on. TGM punches him again. Nirvana manages to throw TGM backwards off of him and get up quickly. As TGM is getting up Nirvana hits a tremendous discus clothesline, which causes sweat to erupt from their bodies. Both men are down. Nirvana struggles and somehow makes it to his feet first. Nirvana catches his breath, and TGM rolls out of the ring, and also catches his breath. Nirvana exits the ring and chases Malinko. He grabs TGM and attempts to throw him into the steel guard rails, but TGM reverses the move and sends Nirvana flying into the Guard rails. Nirvana begins to hold his back as he falls to his knees. TGM runs at Nirvana and attempts a spear, but Nirvana dodges the spear and leaves TGM running right into the railings.

Steve: Man, both competitors are so evenly matched.. This match is outstanding!

Nirvana picks TGM up and throws him back into the ring. Nirvana follows, and once both men are in the ring, Nirvana begins to give some cocky kicks to the face of TGM. Nirvana than picks TGM up and throws him into the ropes and when TGM comes back, Nirvana connects with a Belly-To-Belly suplex on TGM.

Steve: Jesus! That almost sent Malinko back to the outside!

TGM rolls on the floor while holding his back. Nirvana walks over to TGM and picks him back up to only throw him to the outside once again. Nirvana gets out of the ring, while TGM gets up and connects with a few jabs to the face of Nirvana. TGM than puts Nirvana into a quick suplex on the cold cement. TGM than gets up and walks over to the ramp that leads to the backstage. Nirvana slowly gets up and follows TGM. Feed cuts to the backstage, where both wrestlers are going at it, while other wrestlers are getting out of the way. Tables and chairs are all around these men as TGM elbows Nirvana in the face and than throws Nirvana into a few chairs. The loud noises draws some attention from backstage crew members as they watch on. TGM scatters a few chairs out of the way as Nirvana is removing some from upon himself.

Steve: This isn't a Hardcore match, get back to the ring!

Phil: I hope they don't touch my sandwich I left back there.

Steve: You and your sandwiches.

TGM picks Nirvana up and than puts him into a Piledriver right on a chair. TGM gets up, but slips on a few chairs that lay around. Nirvana rolls on his stomach, while TGM gets back to his feet and walks over to the refreshments.

Phil: Not my sandwich!

TGM looks on the table and picks up a brown paper bag. He reaches inside and pulls out a big sandwich! Nirvana gets up and TGM smashes the sandwich in his face, which temporarily blinds him.

Phil: Nooooooo!!!

TGM grabs Nirvana and attempts to put him into a DVD, but Nirvana blocks it and puts TGM into a Double Arm DDT on the floor. Nirvana gets up and wipes some of the sandwich off his face. Nirvana starts walking back to the ring, and The Great Malinko very slowly follows. Nirvana makes his way down the ramp, all the while still wiping apple pie from his face. He slides in the ring and awaits TGM, who has just reached the ramp.

Steve: This will be a good chance for Nirvana to rest up.

Malinko reaches the ring and slides in. Nirvana picks Malinko up by his hair and brings him into a scoop slam. Nirvana then runs to the ropes and comes off with an elbow drop to the forehead. Malinko flops around the mat grabbing his head and trying to get back to his feet. As he uses the ropes to regain his composure, Nirvana remains on the offensive and grabs Malinko's arm to irish whip him to the opposite ropes. As Malinko comes back Nirvana catches him with a forearm blow. Malinko hits the mat so hard he bounces right back up. Nirvana grabs Malinko again and this time whips him ferociously into the corner. Malinko comes staggering out gripping his back, and he is greeted with a boot to the stomach and a DDT.

Phil: Nirvana has really exploded!

Nirvana goes for a cover.

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Kickout!

Nirvana gives the ref a dirty look, who just returns a smile, as he picks Malinko back up off the mat. Nirvana pulls Malinko in for a northern lights suplex and connects. Malinko is positioned perfectly for a top rope move to be executed, and that appears to be exactly what his intent is. Nirvana climbs to the top turnbuckle and slaps his elbow a few times before diving off... but Drden get's his knees up and Nirvana falls hard. Both men are down on the ground again. TGM gets gets up first and watches Nirvana like a hawk. Nirvana gets to his knees, but TGM smacks Nirvana in the back of the head with a nice placed spin kick. Nirvana's face smacks to the mat and TGM just picks his back up and puts Nirvana into a Neck breaker and goes for the pin.

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Kickout!

TGM gets back up along with Nirvana and TGM grabs Nirvana and tosses him to the ropes. Nirvana comes back with a strong close line that makes TGM bounce on the floor. Nirvana holds onto the ropes to catch his breath and than walks over to TGM and picks him up to put him into a double arm DDT. Nirvana gets back up and picks TGM up and tosses him out of the ring. Nirvana than runs at the opposite side from whise TGM is at. TGM gets up as Nirvana comes back with a suicide dive over the ropes and connects with the dazed TGM. The crowd begins to cheer as both wrestlers are laid out on the cement ringside. The ref begins to count..1..2..

Steve: Jesus Christ!

After a few moments, Nirvana is the first to get up as the ref counts. 3...4..5.. Nirvana picks TGM up and rolls him into the ring. Nirvana follows as he gets into the ring and covers TGM.

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Kickout!

Steve: Wow... that was close!

Nirvana smacks the floor in frustration, he than gets up and kicks TGM in the stomach. The ref holds Nirvana back as TGM gets up, Nirvana pushes the ref out of the way and attempts to put TGM into a suplex, but TGM blocks it and reverses the move. TGM puts Nirvana into a snap suplex.

Steve: Nice counter by Malino!

TGM gets up and drags Nirvana into the middle of the ring and than runs over the corner to climb to the top ropes. TGM than waits a second and than lifts off connecting with a flying headbutt on the laid out Nirvana. TGM rolls away holding his face, while Nirvana holds his right shoulder from where TGM landed on. TGM gets up and picks Nirvana up to put his into a super spinebuster. TGM goes for the pin..

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KICKOUT!

TGM gets up and can't believe it. He grabs Nirvana's head and starts to drag him to his feet. TGM quickly steps back and delivers a quick super-kick! TGM falls to the ground stiffly. Nirvana shoots to the top rope and attempts a "Sweet-rapture"! TGM moves out of the way and Nirvana smacks against the mat, TGM rolls to his feet and grabs Nirvana as he is getting up and he hits a "tilt-a-whirl"! He quickly goes for a pin!

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Kickout!

Phil: Nirvana kicked out!

DING DING DING

Steve: Then why did the bell ring?

Phil: No idea.

Malinko gets up and looks to the referee, then looks to Chimpo the Chimp at ringside.

Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman.. the twenty minute time limit has run out... therefore this match is a draw!

Malinko smiles and shrugs his shoulders. Nirvana sits up and looks pissed.

Phil: This match is a draw... which means The Great Malinko is still the World Champion!