- Main Event - Mark Cicero versus Matt Cage [Standard Match]

JC: Neither of these men are rookies to the sport whatsoever… They’ve achieved awesome things elsewhere in the wrestling world, but tonight, perhaps one of the biggest matches in their entire careers – IN SFT – They choose to fight like lethargic fat women. RW: It is disgusting. What a waste of talent this… probably is. JC: Well, amidst the boos as the two men stand in the ring, two minutes after the bell has rung… it would seem they might be ready to start wrestling. Cicero is quick with an arm drag followed by a fast armbar, which he releases almost instantly. He leg drops the shoulder, rolls back onto his feet and dropkicks Matt Cage’s skull. RW: Amazing! Great chain wrestling from Cicero. Matt Cage holds his head as he stands, but as Cicero runs at him for a second time, Matt is lightning fast and takes Cicero down on the spot with a clothesline. Cage climbs to the second rope, falls back with an elbow drop, hitting Cicero in the sternum and he goes for a quick count. I… II… Kick out! Cicero spins on his back, locks his legs around Matt’s neck and attempts to choke him out. The ref counts to five but Cage is strong enough to stand and Cicero – lean and powerful himself – uses his own tone to put himself into a powerbomb position on Cage’s shoulders! The fans cheer for the first time in the match as Cicero falls back and rolls Cage over for a hurricanrana! JC: Amazing power from both men! Both of them get to their feet and they exchange blows. Cicero hits fast, but Cage hits hard and Matt forces Cicero into the turnbuckle where he starts pummelling on the rings and abs of Mark. He throws Cicero up to the top rope and begins an ascent. Matt looks ready to go for his own hurricanrana from the top rope when Cicero rakes the eyes with his thumb, he low blows Cage and then delivers a faceplant on Cage into the ring! He flips Cage over and goes for a count. I… II… Kick out! RW: That was a slow count! JC: I’m sleepy. RW: Yah, WTF, mate? Why the fuck should we do our job if they can’t be bothered to do theirs? JC: Exact… blahhhh! HELP ME! I CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO FINISH MY SENTENCES! RW: I are Randy. Cicero is annoyed and jumps up to the top rope, backflips and lands a reverse flip into a double knee drop into Cage’s chest! The fans go ballistic but Cicero isn’t finished. He gets him up, lets him stand drowsy in the centre of the ring and runs into the rope. With a ferocious speed he grabs the back of Cage’s head and slams it down into a speeding knee. JC: Whu… WHAT? That was interesting! Cage’s nose exploded. RW: I really hope that’s blood. Cage looks down for the count but Cicero still isn’t finished. He tries to life Cage up again, but on his knees, Cage low blows Cicero so hard you believe that calling the superstar ‘Mark’ was now inappropriate. His eyes bulge and Cage somehow gets to his feet. The referee looks at Cage, but shakes his head and lets the match carry on. RW: CARNAGE! JC: LOUD NOISE! Matt lifts Cicero up onto his shoulder and charges into the turnbuckle. He settles Cicero into a tree of woe position, then skips, a hops and a jumps to the opposite corner. “I WON’T STOP FOLLOWING YOU…” RW: WHAT?!?! Allisa O’Toole wastes no time as she storms down to the ring with RX Queen by Deftones blasting over the PA. She has a microphone in tow. Allisa: That isn’t how you give someone a low blow! She slides under the bottom rope and still on all fours she jumps forward and drives her whole head into Matt Cage’s groin. He goes down, that’s for sure. JC: Holy shit! She walks to the other end of the corner and now the fans are screaming. She runs across the ring, jumps up onto the top rope above Cicero, hangs precariously balanced then jumps up and backward. She drives a karate chop down between Cicero’s legs and she shouts at the referee. He dings the bell. The announcer… Amanda Summers: The winner of this match due to disqualification via illegal manoeuvre… Mark Cicero! Allisa: No! Not like that. Amanda Summers: Urm… The winner of this match… due to… interference… Matt Cage! Allisa: Oh for fucks sake! She storms around the ring then she looks at the referee and after a moment, he figures out what she wants. He raises up her arm. Allisa: The winner of this match is me! Because I’m cool. She kicks Matt Cage in the ribs… Allisa: And because we paid these two schmucks far too much money.

Allisa smiles and raises her arms in celebration like she just won the World Title. JC: Well... that's our boss. RW: We're out of time... soI'm Randy White... and this is John Cartwright. JC: Hey! Our names kinda rhyme... I just noticed that! RW: Join us this sunday for Seasons in the Aybss... and next week as always on Inferno. JC: Goodnight!