- Match One- Mark Cicero versus Jason "Joker" Jackson [Standard Match]

Jason Jackson and Mark Cicero are both in the ring as the bell rings. Cicero makes the first move with a clothesline. Jason is down, but a quick sweep of the leg brings Cicero down, Cicero is up but Jackson with a quick DDT. Jackson takes control with a figure 4, Cicero is in pain. JC: Wow this could be it Cicero is in agony but then smile? He lets the pain take him and turns the move on Jackson, Jason breaks the hold quickly and both get up limping. RW: This is turning into a painfest. Jackson tries a double axe handle and knocks Cicero down, but Cicero comes right back with a shoulder block. Cicero with a dragon sleeper on Jackson. Jackson scrambles for the ropes and Cicero has to break. Jackson with a mule kick, Cicero isnt smiling now. Jackson with a bulldog as he covers, but Mark has a fott on he rope. JC: Light me up a cigarrette Cicero with a reverse DDT. He covers the ref counts... 1..... 2..... Kickout! Cicero tries aa elbow drop and Jackson gets out of the way. Jackson then grabs Mark and hits a piledriver and quickly covers... 1...... 2..... 3!!!

- Main Event - "Cowboy" Jack Jones versus Cheeky Joe [Standard Match]

Chimpo the Chimp: The following match is scheduled for one-fall... introducing first... from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma... "Cowboy" Jack Jones! I Got Friends In Low Places by Garth Brooks plays on the PA as Jack Jones comes out from the back. He slaps a few hands on the way, and then slides nto the ring. Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... from Las Angeles, California... Cheeky Joe! Tarzan Boy rips through the PA as Joe saunters out of the back. Giving an exaggerated "parade" wave to the crowd, he ambles down to the ring, makes to kick the ref in the nuts, then goes to his corner with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. JC: Good match up here. RW: Yeah. The bell ring, and both wrestlers lock up. Cheeky Joe overpowers Jack Jones pushes him into the ropes. Jones comes back and attempts a closeline upon Joe. However, Cheeky Joe doesn't fall and continues to stand there. Jones rushes right back to the ropes to attempt another closeline. Jack comes back and is met with a boot to the face by Cheeky Joe. Joe picks Jack Jones up and powerslams him back to the mat. Cheeky Joe quickly covers Jack Jones. 1..... 2...... KICKOUT! JC: It'll take more than that to beat the Cowboy!. Cheeky Joe picks Jack Jones up. Jack knees Joe in the gut and gives him a bodysam on the mat, he then runs to the top ropes and hits "The Cows come Home" 1. 2.. 3... JC: DAMN! I just lost 5 bucks!

JC: This show is over! RW: Go home.