JC: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Inferno. Round one of the Lethal Lottery Continues tonight.

RW: We have later tonight The Great Malinko and Schizophrenia taking on. Amphetamine and Christian Cage. Cage I heard was having some issues with his shoulder but is going to go into this match anyhow. The chance at getting his title back is in the grips of his mouth.

JC: Also Shawn Walsh and former World Champion Louis Cypher take on another former Champion Hardcore Hect and Myris.

RW: That’s right and the main event tonight Precious, Cowboy Jack Jones, and Jeff King in a triple threat non title match. But up next….

"Man In The Box" by Alice In Chains begins to play over the arena as from backstage Aj Nin Red Rum makes his way out.

JC: Aj Nin a Legend in the SFT annuls of time. Returning not so long ago. Just comeing off a hot Pay Per View victory. Hoping to win the tournament and take some gold.

Throw Yo Hood Up by Lil' Boosie begins to play and the Intercontinental Champion Sean Rollins makes his way out to the ring.

RW: Sean has some make up to do with a certain man named The Dark Wolf. And he will get that opportunity, tonight. Sean holding his Intercontinental Belt in the air.

The guitar intro to "Hollow" by Godsmack kicks in. Three strums, and a drumbeat, it repeats, when slowly the lights dim and the back curtain starts to extrude fog from the back as a faint spotlight shines. Slowly from in back The Dark Wolf steps out. He looks over the arena as if taking a deep breath. His eyes wander as he then begins to make his way to the ring. He then rolls into the ring to his feet. He turns and climbs the turnbuckle leaning forward as cameras flash about him. He then looks down to the floor outside the ring and quickly snaps his head around and leaps into the ring.

JC: And there he is, him and his partner not really getting along from what it seems in this prior. The Dark Wolf losing at the last Payper view to this man.

The lights of the arena cut out and the familiar guitar rift shoots through the speakers. Within seconds the bass kicks up and "The Way You Like It" is going full blast. Lane steps onto the entrance ramp and looks down the crowd as white pyro shoots up behind him. Lane then walks to the ring, walking slowly with a bottle of water in his hand. Before hitting the ring he tosses the water to the crowd and slides in under the bottom rope. He quickly gets to his feet, uses the ropes to streach really quick and gets ready for the match.

Lane and Rollins in the ring they lock up and Lane with a hammerlock but Rollins ducks under into hammerlock of his own.. Then Lane again reverses into a hammerlock then grabs a headlock and takes him down. Rollins with a head scissors pulls Lane off. Lane pivots over and flips over on the body of Rollins… the count. One…. Two…. They bridge up and around. Rollins breaks free and goes for a clothsline Lane ducks and Nails a clothsline of his own.

RW: Aj nin from nowhere… Dark Wolf with his patented Superkick.

JC: The ref losing control rather quickly here. Sean lane with a few comments at the Dark Wolf.

Sean Lane slaps The Dark Wolf right in the face as The Dark Wolf steps out of the ring to the apron just nodding his head. Sean calls for his finisher as he points to The Dark Wolf. Who just drops off the apron and walks off. Then Sean Lane nails the Taste of Sweetness and covers Rollins… One…… two……. Three. The ref calls for the bell.

RW: Well Sean Lane and the Dark Wolf win this.. OH MY GOD…

The Dark Wolf in the ring DRILLS Sean lane right in the face with Sean Rollins Intercontinental championship. Lane goes down. The Dark Wolf drops the title on the ring as the ref calls for the bell again and The Dark Wolf Superkicks the ref right out of the ring. The bell rings some more as The Dark Wolf Drops the title into the ring and grabs Sean Lane and drops him with Midnight right on the belt. then he rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.

The entrance clouds with smoke, fireworks flare through the visual obstruction sending sparkes everywhere, and South West Voodoo hits as The Great Malinko makes his way through the fog. A moment later, he stops and the beauty that is Schizophrenia walks through as well! The fans cheer as the two of them make their way to the ring.

The lights in the arena dim to a low glow. Suddenly “Fatal” by The RZA hits. As soon as the song begins the arena lighta go completely out as green and gold strobe lights flash from either side of the entrance. A few seconds pass until Amphetamine emerges from the backstage area to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She smirks and looks around at the crowd, taking it all in.

She walks slowly to the beginning of the ramp.

Amanda Summers: Introducing… From Kalamazoo, Michigan… AMPHETAMINE!!!!

Suddenly, she sprints forward and down the ramp. She slides in under the bottom rope and leaps to her feet. She walks over to the ring ropes facing the apron and jumps onto the bottom rope. She raises her arms in the air as she bounces up. As she does this silver pyro shoots from the nearest turnbuckles. She climbs up to the middle rope and then springs backwards doing a backflip, landing in the middle of the ring.

RW: Always an impressive entrance! Now, for Christian Cage!

The arena is plunged into darkness, but a with a gold spotlight shining down on the stage directly in front of the video wall.

The opening notes of "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses echo over the arena's PA system and as the vocal part of the song starts… Christian Cage doesn’t walk out.

JC: Where is he? Randy?

RW: Hang on, I’m just getting something… There’s something happening backstage…

An ambulance is shown just pulling off, with its sirens blaring. Jonathan Knight is standing read…

JK: Randy, John, it appears that Christian Cage has just been shifted straight to the A&E! He was found on the floor grabbing at his arm and boy… it looked bad. He complained of acute pain so he’s gone! It was his left arm… it was all mangled… We have no idea what has happened to him, but it looks like Amphetamine is going to have to go it alone!

Back at ringside, Amphetamine looks poised, while the fans are confused. Before the bell can ring though, RX Queen by Deftones plays and Allisa O’Toole jogs out on the stage looking out of breath…

Allisa: No, no, no! There’s no way I can let this match happen! The lethal lottery is not about handicap matches… plus what happens if Amphetamine wins? No, not at all, that fucks up everything… So I’m afraid I’m going to give The Great Malinko and Schizophrenia a bi to the next round!! But on the bright side, there’s always next year Rochelle.

The fans start booing and Amphetamine can’t believe what has happened! A mix of Schizo and TGMs theme music begins to play as the two of them look just as confused as everyone else.

RW: Well we have winners, but what the hell happened to Christian Cage?

Amanda Summers: The following match is a Tornado Tag Team match up for the Lethal Lottery!

First off, Cypher makes his way to the ring with fans booing him, then seconds later… The lights in the arena dim and then fade completely out. Suddenly two huge, gold lightning bolts strike the sides of the stage. Blue pyro goes off from the points of impact and move to the center of the stage to meet in one giant explosion. "God of the Mind" by Disturbed begins to blare over the sound system. Red strobe lights then begin to flash about the arena. Just before the song picks up again, you can hear a voice say...

"In Shawn We Trust... Mortal..." Followed by an extremely cocky chuckle. The crowd rises to their feet with horrendous boos as they know who is to come. "The Answer" Shawn Walsh emerges from the backstage area wearing a black, leather jacket and a pair of black sunglasses. He has on no shirt and wears a pair of baggy, crimson pants. Over his right shoulder is his Hardcore Championship belt.

Chimpo: Now on his way to the ring... From Jacksonville, Florida... "The Answer" SHAWN WALSH!!!!

( Walsh smirks and struts down to the ring, making obscene gestures at the fans, causing them go even more insane with hatred. Walsh reaches the ring and jumps up onto the apron. He chuckles and paces back and forth for a moment before leaping over the top rope and into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and raises the Hardcore Title to the crowd, getting even more boos. He blows sarcastic kisses out to his "fans". Walsh jumps down and places the Title in the hands of the referee. He strips himself of his jacket. He throws his glasses towards the first row of the arena, in an attempt to hit - and hopefully injure - a fan.

As the sound of "Du Hast" by Rammstein plays over the P.A. system, the arena goes dark. The spotlights in the arena start to strobe in unison with the beat of the song. At the entrance way a light under the stage strobes to the song, as smoke fills the way. Out from the back comes Hectzilla, dressed in a black hooded robe, which covers his head to the point you cannot see his eyes. He stands, looking around the arena, and then raises his hands in the air. The lights come back on and Hardcore Hect makes his way to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to make his way to the apron, where he walks to the center of the apron, looking into the ring. He reaches up with both hands to his hood, like he's going to pull it back, but instead rips the hood, followed by the robe, in half, and lets it fall to the ground. Hect gets into the ring and goes to a corner, where he kneels facing the turnbuckle, waiting for the match to start.

The crowd sit expectantly in their seats as the first murmurings of 'Head like a Hole' start to play out into the arena, strobe lights start to strafe the arena as they seek the illusive Myris. As the heavy line kicks in Myris emerges from one of the emergency exits in the crowd accompanied by a few of the security staff to keep the hateful crowd at bay. Myris makes his way to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, he stands up, removes his shirt and throws it at the referee before standing on the second turnbuckle - a picture of focussed tranquillity amongst the seething boos from a disapproving crowd.

RW: This is a big match, John! Three former world champions and a cult phenomenon. They’ve always said Myris was the best wrestler SFT ever had who never won the belt.

JC: Did that make sense, do you think?

RW: I don’t care.

The bell rings and all four men take a corner each, there really isn’t any allegiance here. Walsh and Hect meet up in the centre of the ring and Hect takes Walsh down with a drop toe hold… Myris then leap frogs over Hect and hits Cypher with a huge front drop kick that leaves Louis on the apron.

All four men get to their feet and with a dirty eye poke from Cypher and then a guillotine drop to the outside, Myris catapults back into the ring and takes a botched superkick from Walsh meant for Hect.

RW: OUCH!

Dazed, Walsh is easily taken down by a lariat from Hect. Walsh gets up quickly only to be caught by a vertical exploder suplex! Walsh rolls out of the ring and picks Cypher up onto his feet. The inevitable happens though as Hect hits them both with a suicide plancha! The fans go crazy.

JC: A rare sight seeing Hect go for such a high risk move, but when he goes for them, he rarely misses… apart from when he does miss… That’s a sight to see.

Myris is up onto his feet and walking around the ring, holding his now-sore jaw. He lifts Walsh up onto to be hit with a sneaky low blow! He lifts Myris back onto his feet and lifts him up with the gutwrench powerbomb, but Myris reverses and hits the Cult Hero! The fans cheer loudly as Myris drags Walsh towards the steel steps and picks him up to hit a release German suplex over them! Myris hits his head and Walsh flips through, just managing to land on his feet and keep his balance!

RW: Good show of skill from Walsh, but John, don’t you think that was a truly creative and heaven-sent reversal from Myris? Just goes to show Walsh’s skull is thick.

JC: Yet he has a normal sized head… the only ‘answer’ is that asshole has a tiny brain.

RW: Hear, hear.

Walsh runs along the apron and goes to hit Hect with a flying clotheslines, but he ducks out of the way and instead Walsh nearly takes Cypher’s head off! Shawn gets back to his feet and looks at Hect. Then the two of them start stomping the crap out of Louis!

JC: What?! Shawn is beating up his own partner!

Then Shawn drops to his knees and hits Hecty with the Dirty Deed. Hect seems unaffected.

RW: HAS NO ONE TOLD WALSH!? HECT HAS MIGHTY BALLS OF STEEL!

Hect looks angered and whips Shawn towards Myris, who is up and goes for a standing dropkick, but Shawn baseball slides out of danger. Both men climb to their feet quickly and Walsh goes for a right hand, but Myris is right up there and hits a climbing enziguri!

RW: HECT HAS MIGHTY BALLS AND SO DOES MYRIS!

Louis gets to his feet without Hect noticing and grabs him around the waist for another german suplex, but Hect tries to struggle out of it…

JC: Cypher’s locked on like a bulldog… Hect doesn’t seem capable of shaking him off! Myris then locks his arms around Cypher and lifts both men up off the ground! The fans are ecstatic! Double German suplex! Myris staggers up onto his face and just dodges the High Voltage from a speeding Walsh. Myris hits the mule kick into Walsh’s gut and lifts him, just to drop him down over the security rail! He sways around and then rolls under the bottom rope, gaining a few breathes.

RW: This is intense!

JC: That is the difference when you get four random people and put them in teams… They don’t really care if they hurt their ‘partner’, as long as it doesn’t cause them to lose! Myris doesn’t give two shakes of a penis about Hect and Walsh certainly doesn’t like Cypher.

All four men get up at roughly the same time leaving Cypher and Walsh to bat Hect around between them with punches and kicks of their choice. Walsh misses another High Voltage and nearly hits Cypher, but the devil man grabs his foot and stops him just in time.

He swings Walsh around just in time for him to receive the ‘kitchen sink’ from Hect. Cypher hits Hect in the face repeatedly, sending him backwards.Then Cypher whips Hect into the ring, smashing the small of his back hard. Cypher then goes for a spear, but Hect lifts his arms up into the ring and Myris grabs them from inside the ring… He helps pull Hect out of the way and then destroys Cypher with the sunset flip piledriver!

RW: Saying that, I guess these guys can work pretty well together too.

Walsh rolls into the ring behind Myris and floors him with reverse modified STO, driving Myris’ face into the mat! He goes for the pin.

ONE… TWO… THR- NO!

JC: Hurt, dazed… but Myris still has fight left in him!

Hect tries to climb back into the ring but Walsh hits him with a leg drop as he climbs through the ropes! Walsh pulls him into the ring then hits him with the Professional Grade. He covers…

ONE!

TWO!

Myris and dropped Hect’s leg on the rope! Shawn can’t believe it and gets worked up. He storms around the ring shouting at the referee then goes to hit Myris with the high voltage, first lifting him onto his feet. Myris grabs his foot though, tucks it under his arm and swings him into the turnbuckle. Then he hits three consecutive clotheslines and whips him out of the turnbuckle, only to drag him back and toss him over the top rope with a back body drop! He flies all the way to the outside and lands harsh on his back.

JC: Doesn’t Myris look smug?

RW: When did you miss the part where it explained why he has every reason to be smug? He just flipped Walsh to a murky doom! You know, his arm is probably broken.

JC: HAH! I bet he’s not so smug now! Out of nowhere Cypher had crawled back into the ring and then he hits Myris with the Unholyer! He rolls Myris onto his front and drags him into the centre of the ring, to pin him…

ONE… TWO…

“HEY! CYPHER!” A huge booming voice calls over the PA system! Cypher breaks the hold to look up, only to be hit with a shining wizard from Hect! “Good luck with the match.”

JC: Who the hell was that?

RW: I think Hardcore Hect’s guardian angel just played up again…

Hect helps Myris up onto his feet, waiting for his partner to assure him he’s alright. Myris nods and then hits Cypher with the retro Hero just as he gets back up onto his feet. Cypher stands there for a moment, then collapses. Myris then slides forward for the cover…

ONE TWO

But Hect drags him off and takes the cover for himself! Myris looks pissed but he lets Hect take the cover… Better he win it, than waste precious time. But Myris only justs get to see it out of the corner of his eye as Walsh runs forward and hits Myris with the Professional Grade! Myris bounces back onto his knees, but with a glazed over look in his eye, he just falls to his side.

Meanwhile, Hect has been covering, hasn’t he?

ONE TWO

Walsh just breaks it up in time with a sweeping kick!

He throws Hect to his feet, whips him against the ropes and hits him with the High Voltage at last! Hect goes down and Walsh rolls him up.

ONE

TWO

THREE!

"God of the Mind" by Disturbed begins to play as Myris just gets up onto his feet and brings a celebrating Walsh down to the floor. He beats the shit out of Walsh until there’s blood from his nose and he stops putting forward a fight. Then he lifts him up onto his knees and hits the second retro Hero of the night. Satisfied only then, he rolls out… ‘Head like a Hole’ by AFI plays instead.

RW: Walsh and Cypher have done it, but neither man looks ready to celebrate yet!

JC: Myris sure has a bug up his butt, then again… he gets the last laugh.