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SFT Presents Friday Night Inferno
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| Phil: Welcome, one and all, to Friday night Inferno!
Steve: We've got a great show, I can feel it! |
Louis Cypher vs Average Mike Amanda Summers: The following match is scheduled for one-fall... introducing first... already in the ring... Average Mike!
Average Mike raises his arms and the crowd cheers. Phil: It is good to see Average Mike is back in SFT! Amanda Summers: and his opponent... Louis Cypher! South Of Heaven by Slayer plas on the PA, and Louis makes his way down the ramp... he slides underneath the bottom rope. Louis wastes no time and doesn’t wait for the bell as he attacks Mike. Phil: Well this is starting quick. Steve: Average Mike's first match back, and oe of Louis' firsts too! Louis starts off with a series of powermoves, first with a suplex followed by a drop toe hold. He then does a fisherman carry as he tries to cradle it into a pin but only gets a 1 count. Phil: I doubt Mike is going down that easy. Louis climbs the ropes and goes for a top rope headbutt but Mike rolls out of the way in the nick of time. Average Mike now with a Death Valley Driver and he covers... 1..... 2..... Kickout! Steve: Wow Louis kicked out? Phil: I guess hes not that rusty, lets see how he fairs in the longrun, does he have the stamina? Average Mike now with a brainbuster as the crowd give him a mix of cheers and boos, but Average Mike only smiles and shakes them off. He waits for Cypher to start to come around and hits him with a Shining Wizard Kick, he covers the ref counts 1..... 2..... Kickout! Average Mike now with his Cross Armed German Suplex but Louis counters with a sit down move which bangs Average Mike’s chin hard and Mike bounces back in pain. Steve: Great move there by Louis. Louis now on the move with a kick to the knees followed by a big time bulldog! He covers... Phil: Could this be an upset? The ref counts 1..... Kickout! Steve: Average Mike still has a lot of fight in him. Louis now with a Military Press showing power but doesn’t pin, he climbs the ropes and tries an elbow drop but Mike again rolls out of the way in the last moment as Louis hits nothing but mat. Phil: Aw man I thought Louis had it there. Steve: Had he connected it would have been all over. Average Mike now executes a massive DDT, and Louis lanks awkwardly on his neck. Mike quickly pins... 1..... 2..... 3!!
Steve: Allright, Average Mike wins his return match! |
| Average Mike is celebrating in the ring, when Louis Cypher starts to come to. Cypher gets to his feet and meets Mike eye to eye. Cypher then extends his hand for a handshake, and Mike looks down at it. Out of nowhere, Cheeky Joe nails Cypher with a steel chair!
Cheeky Joe: Dodge That, Bitch! Mike laughs and DTB reunite and celebrate in the ring.
Phil: Oh god, Dodge This, Bitch! is back in SFT. Look out Nirvana and Ian Wynn! |
Jake Duval vs. Dameon vs. Dave Van Dam
Amanda Summers: The following match is our main event! This match is a triple threat match with 2 falls. The first fall will be for the SFT Television Championship... the scond fall for the SFT Hardcore Championship...
Jake Duval's music hits and he runs down the ramp into the ring... Amanda Summers: Introducing first... Jake Duval! Dameon's music then hits, and he walks slowly to the ring with the Hardcore Championship, he slides under the bottom rope. Amanda Summeers: and his opponent... the SFT Hardcore Champion... "The Beast" Dameon! Dave Van Dam's music hits, and he walks to the ring. He holds the TV title high in the air. He then slides into the ring, and poses on the turnbuckle. Amanda Summers: ...and thier opponent... The SFT Television Champion... Dave Van Dam! All three men are in the ring as the bell rings. DVD runs to Dameon and drops kicks him back into the ropes. As he does this, Duval charges at Dameon and clotheslines him over the top rope. Duval then turns to DVD as he is gettin to his feet after delivering a dropkick. Duval kicks DVD in the gut. DVD doubles over in pain, Duval bounces back in to the rope then grabs the back of DVDs head forcing it down to meet with his knee. Steve: Jake Duval seems to be going nuts on these guys... Phil: Do not say nuts. Steve: FUCK YOU! Dameon then slides back in the ring, he is only met with kicks to the head and back as he tries to climb in. DVD then gets up during this time. He pushes Duval over the top rope quickly. DVD then runs and jumps to the top turnbuckle and his Dameon with an axe-handle smash. Dameon is on spaghetti legs, and DVD picks him up and hits the Death Valley Driver. He pins... 1..... 2..... 3!! Phil: Oh my, the first fall is over... Amanda Summers: ...the winner of the first fall... via pinfall... and still SFT Television Champion... Dave Van Dam! Duval is back in the ring it’s not long before DVD and Duval are going at each other. DVD lunges across the ring and bounces off the ring rope to connect a clothesline with Duval, but Duval not only ducks, he pushes DVD when he’s past him which sends DVD sailing out of the ring. DVD falls to the ground below and goes sailing into the English announces table hitting his head and knocking him out instantly. Phil: Damn, will you look at that. Don’t think DVD will be playing any further part in this match that’s for sure. Duval stands in the ring looking down at DVD with a smile on his face. But without him realizing it, Dameon sneaks up behind and drags him down, quickly going for the roll up cover…. 1……. 2……. Kick out. Steve: hahaha, Dameon nearly got the win there. See, this guys is a thinking wrestler. Dameon gets to his feat and performs a perfect belly to back suplex on Jake Duval. Then he brings him up to his feat again, and throws him into the ring rope looking to connect with another Clothesline, however both man connect with a clothesline of there own on the way back, and both men come crashing down onto the mat next each other with the force of the impact. Both of them lay there motionless. Phil: Will you look at that. Both men are down, and surly all either one needs to do is go for the cover and that t match is there’s. Both slowly when DVD from the top rope out of nowhere with a doublebulldog driving both intot he ring covers Dameon.. 1..... 2..... Kickout! DVD then covers Jake.. 1..... 2..... Kickout! Dameon grabs DVD by the hair. Dameon with a suplex DVD pivots and lands behind Dameon DVD with a suplex and Dameon over the top rope to the outside. Jake to his feet grabs DVD for a scoopslam.. but DVD reverses it and nails Jake with a Death Valley Driver and covers 1..... 2..... 3!! Phil: It's over... Dave Van Dam is a double champion!
Amanda Summers: The winner of the second fall... and NEW SFT Hardcore Champion... Dave Van Dam!
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| Dave Van Dam is celebrating in the ring with both of his titles, when "Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot hits the PA. DVD gets pissed and looks to the entranceway, but Connor MacDaddy comes out form the crowd and nails DVD from behind with the IC Championship!
Phil: What the-? Steve: The IC Champ is out here! What's this all about? Connor MacDaddy grabs a mic. Connor MacDaddy: I'm sorry David, but I have something to say. Last Tuesday... on Titans... I was crowned King of the Deathmatch! And what happened, the puny former owner of SFT, Shadow, clocked me with the trophy when I wasn't looking! That's okay though... because I will still destroy the Strike Tower! It is too late to stop me. Next week, when I become World Heavyweight Champion, there will be only one thing left to do. That is... kill SFT. "The Boys Are Back in Town" Phil: Huh? Connor MacDaddy drops his microphone. Steve: What's going on? "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzie smashes of the PA speakers and the crowd erupts... as none other then Glenn Owen comes out from the back! Phil: Oh my god! Glenn Owen! Steve: I don't believe it! The British Badd Ass is back! Glenn runs to the ring and slides in. He and Connor MacDaddy start trading punches, but Glenn gets the upper hand. Connor tries to flee but is stopped by Dave Van Dam, Dave pushes Connor towards Glenn, and Glenn hits him with the Power Chokeslam! Phil: Oh my god, Power Chokeslam on the King off the Deathmatch!
Connor manages to roll out of the ring onto the ramp. He starts to crawl up it, he sits back and looks into the ring and sees Glenn Owen and Dave Van Dam in the ring celebrating as the show fades to black.
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