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Live From The Wachovia Center in Philidelphia, PA.
Phil: Welcome one and all to SFT’s Friday Night Inferno!!! Steve: We have a show and a half for you here tonight!! Word around the back is that Shadow went and got himself one of the best damn producers on the planet to try and help him revive this sinking ship of a show. Phil: Yeah, and it’s painfully obvious that Cartwright and White aren’t good enough because once again here we sit. “Number One” By Nelly plays over the loud speaker as the crowd erupts in boos. We can see Aidan’s entrance video play on the tron but no one comes out just yet. Steve: Wait, that’s Aidan Morag’s music!!! What is he doing here? Isn’t he one third owner of RWA?? Soon after Aidan steps out from backstage and stands atop the ramp. Aidan calls for a quick cut to his music as he raises the mic to his mouth and begins to speak. Aidan: Wow, what is going on here? Its what you’re all thinking I know it. Why is Aidan Morag here in SFT again? Good question really. SFT needs someone like me right now. There is no talent on that damn roster, but don’t get it twisted, I’m not here to wrestle. I was asked by Shadow to come back and help save this pathetic show and bring it back to its glory days. Me being one of the only ones who can do such a thing, of course I accepted. Why did I accept though? I mean come on, I run the opposing company. Easy. SFT isn’t going to last that much longer. I want to be here to be the one to finally close its doors. See many of you have forgotten just a mere few months ago when I betrayed SFT and Shadow by jumping ship and joining Connor MacDaddy at Civil War. You all thought that plan had long since died. No No. See Connor is to weak, he lays claim to killing every federation in the world and this faction and that stable, but in all honesty, the man has never ever done a damn thing worth while, ever. His whole list of accomplishments that he flashes everywhere is self made and full of erroneous details. I knew the man didn’t have what it takes so I left. I formulated a plan that would not only secure the fate of SFT but would allow me all the glory!! RWA. Steve: Wait!! What is he doing out here!! Dave Van Dam grabs Aidan by the arms and swings him around. DVD: Listen here, you got one job to do around here and that’s produce a damn show. This federation isn’t going anywhere anytime soon so shut the fuck up and get off my stage. Aidan Morag: Your stage? You think that because you stand here with that title around your waist it gives you the right to talk to me like that? Dave my friend. You are nothing! You never have been and you never will be. I could take that title from you without even thinking about it. Would be a fucking walk in the park. Do yourself a favor and walk yourself outback again, just head back to your locker room and wait for your shit ass Hardcore Title match. DVD: I’n not going a damn place I don’t want to… Phil: Um, I think you had better go.,, As DVD is speaking to Aidan, Brett Lukas, Johnny Lukas, Shane Clemmens, and Sean Starr walk out from the backstage area and stand behind Aidan. Aidan: As you were saying? DVD drops the mike and heads backstage as Aidan and the RWA Security await the crowd to die down. Steve: What the hell does he think he is doing??? Aidan: And let that be a lesson for anyone else who thinks they will try to get in my way. Aidan drops the mic and the five RWA members all head backstage. Phil: There you have it folks, our new Producer and his RWA Security.
Hardcore Hect vs. Ckeeky Joe Standard Match As the sound of "Subconscious" plays over the P.A. system, the arena goes dark. The spotlights in the arena start to strobe in unison with the beat of the song. At the entrance way a light under the stage strobes to the song, as smoke fills the way. Out from the back comes Hectzilla, dressed in a black hooded robe, which covers his head to the point you cannot see his eyes. He stands, kendo stick in hand, looking around the arena, and then raises his hands in the air. The lights come back on and Hardcore Hect makes his way to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to make his way to the apron, where he walks to the center of the apron, looking into the ring. He reaches up with both hands to his hood, like he's going to pull it back, but instead rips the hood, followed by the robe, in half, and lets it fall to the ground. Hect gets into the ring and goes to a corner, where he kneels facing the turnbuckle, waiting for the match to start. Phil: Here we go folks, Hardcore Hect is set to take on Cheeky Joe in the opening match! Tarzan Boy rips through the PA as Joe saunters out of the back. Giving an exaggerated "parade" wave to the crowd, he ambles down to the ring, makes to kick the ref in the nuts, then goes to his corner with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. The bell sounds As Hect still has his back turned the Joe, Joe charges from his corner and nails Hect in the back to a double axe hammer! Joe grabs the head of Hect and drives it into the turnbuckle three times. Joe walks Hect out of the corner and hooks his head, Joe hoists him into the air and then drops his with a prefect vertical suplex!! Joe goes for a quick cover… 1… 2… NO!!! Hect is able to kick out just in time! Steve: Joe tried to end it quick there. Joe is back to his feet and he brings Hect with him. Joe backs Hect into the ropes and whips him clear across the ring, Joes attempts a dropkick but Hect holds onto the ropes and Joe lands flat on his back! Hect jumps onto the bottom rope and leaps off hitting a moonsault on Joe in the center of the ring. Hect quickly now gets to his feet again. Hect charges to the corner, runs up the turnbuckle and leaps off with a huge 450 splash!!! Hect covers… 1… 2… 3!! Phil: Well that was easy!!! Phil: Well that was easy!!!
Glenn Owen vs. Louis Cypher Standard Match Steve: Glenn Owen are Louis Cypher are in the ring. Damn, I have never in my life seen such boring entrances before. Phil: You should see them in action! Doesn’t get any better! The bell sounds and the match is underway as The two men lock up in the center of the ring. Glenn quickly gets the upper hand with a wristlock and a twist of the arm on Cypher. Glenn applies enough pressure to bring Cypher to his knees. Glenn drives his knee into the face of Cypher and releases the hold. Glenn backs himself off and springboards off the ropes behind himself. Glenn nails Cypher in the face with a baseball slide dropkick!! Glenn goes for the cover…. 1… 2… NO!! Cypher was able to get his foot on the bottom rope just in time!! Glenn rolls himself off Cypher and grabs Cypher by the hair, Glenn brings him to his feet, he attempts to whip him across the ring but Cypher reverses it and whips Glenn across instead, Glenn bounces off the ropes and comes back this time he ducks a clotheslines from Cypher, Glenn sets himself and nails Cypher with a super kick as he turns to face him!! Glenn covers again… 1… 2… 3!!!
Average Mike vs. Excidium United States Championship Run Run Away by Slade begins to play over the PA system as Average Mike comes out smiling to the fans. He admires them looking them over as he heads to the ring and slides into it. He poses for them on the corner turnbuckle as his music fades. Steve: This match is for the United States Championship! The lights suddenly flicker as the sound of wind rises through the speakers. "What do you see in the dark, when the demons come for you?" is whispered as a large figure moves out to the top of the ramp. Slowly, he stalks down to the ring as flames ignite and begin rising behind him from the steel-grated ramp. His shoulder-length black hair hangs wet over his eyes as he moves onto the apron. As he steps over the top rope, flames begin rising from the ring posts. Mike charges in and nails Excidium with a knee to the lower back before the bell, the ref finally calls for the bell as Mike and Excidium in the corner. Mike and is driving his right knee, then his left knee, back forth into the midsection of Excidium. Mike pulls back and drags Excidium out of the corner. Mike whips Excidium across the ring and into the other corner! Mike follows him in and hits a running clothesline! Mike hooks the head of Excidium and drops him with a DDT! Mike quickly pops back to his feet, he heads to the top rope and leaps off with an elbow drop!! Mike covers… 1… 2… NO!!!! Phil: Excidium was able to kick out at the last minute!! Mike gets back to his feet and grabs the head of Excidium, bringing him to his feet as well. Mike Drives his knee into the gut of Excidium and hooks the waist, Mike hoists him and drives him straight into the mat with a huge powerbomb!!! Mike covers again…. 1… 2.. 3!!! Steve: Another quick match for you guys!! The ref hands Average Mike the United States Championship and raises his hand.
Mike Zybala vs. Dave Van Dam Hardcore Championship Steve: Here we go guys, Mike Zybala who is in the ring right now is taking on the one and only Dave Van Dam who is also in the ring right now. Phil: You have to wonder how Dave is feeling after that encounter with Aidan and his RWA Entourage. Steve: When did SFT get so boring, why don’t these people do entrances any longer? Phil: They are all older than dirt and probably just don’t have the extra energy any longer. The bell sounds and this match is under way. Both men are in the center of the ring circling one and another. DVD lunges at Zybala who takes a step back and avoids contact from DVD. DVD quickly lunges again not giving Zybala the time this time around. DVD hooks the waist of Zybala and drops him on his side with a half hearted belly to belly suplex. DVD releases the hold and gets back to his feet. He charges backwards and springs off the ropes, as DVD approaches Zybala he drives his forearm down onto the back of the head of Zybala. DVD quickly grabs the head of Zybala and bring him back to his feet , DVD backs Zybala into the corner and climbs up on the second rope. DVD hauls off to fire punch one but Zybala hits him with a low blow knocking him right off the ropes!! Steve: That’s legal right there this is hardcore rules!! Zybala slides out of the ring and grabs the first two chairs he sees and tosses them inside the ring. Zybala grabs a garbage can full of goodies and again tosses it into the ring. Zybala slides into the ring only to be stopped by an awaiting DVD who takes a swing with a sheet pan and connects with the back of Zybala. DVD drops the pan and brings Zybala back to his feet. DVD again places Zybala into the corner, this time he grabs a steel chair and begins to charge towards Zybala. Mike is able to lift his legs and drive them both into the steel chair which in turn cracks DVD in the face!! Zybala goes for the cover… 1… 2… NO!!! DVD kicked out!! Zybala rolls out of the ring once again. This time he searches under the ring and grabs hold of a ladder. Zybala sets the ladder up out on the left side of the ring. Zybala climbs the ladder and perches himself on top, Zybala leaps off the top rope with a huge cross body and DVD rolls out of the way!!!!!! Phil: Holy Shit!!!! That was amazing!! Both men are down now!! DVD and Zybala are both down on the outside. Dave slowly begins climbing to his feet when suddenly a hooded man jumps from out of the crowd weilding what looks like a wrestling championship. Phil: What the...?! Steve: That doesn't look like any SFT belt! The crowd screams as DVD turns to see what the commotion is and is smacked in the face with the belt knocking him down and out! Blood trickles from the forehead of the World and Hardcore champion as the attacker drops the title and lifts DVD up. The man scoops DVD up and tosses him over his shoulder in tombstone piledriver. The unknown assailant then jumps and spins in mid air, ending in a sit-out tombstone piledriver! Phil: That looks familiar... The man kicks a fallen Van Dam then picks his title up and flips the hood off of his head. Steve: That's 1/2 of the RWA United Champions, Brett Lukas! Phil: What the hell is he doing out here!! He belongs out back with Aidan!!! Brett spits down on DVD as Zybala crawls over and covers. 1... 2... 3! Amanda Summers: Here is your winner... and NEW SFT Hardcore Champion... MIKE ZYBALA! Phil: Yeah with the help of an invading Brett Lukas and his "Midas Touch". Steve: Meh.
" Number One" By Nelly plays over the PA System as Aidan Morag makes his way down the ramp. Aidan is quickly followed by Johnny Lukas, Shane Clemmens, and Sean Starr. Aidan and his crew join Brett Lukas and DVD in the ring. DVD has yet to get back to his feet. Aidan Morag: See Dave, I tried to tell you earlier tonight that I was the fucking man in charge. I tried to tell you early in the night not to fucking fuck with me. But you know what, I just dont think you understood me all that well. Dave, RWA and I will take you out with a quickness if you try again to get in our way. Brett and Johnny drag DVD from the mat and hold him up as Sean Starr connects with a hige superkick!! Aidan Morag: Oh yeah Daveie boy, don't worry, the weight of this shit hole compnay eill be off your shoulders when I take that shit ass title off your waste and close this place down for good.
Nocturnal vs. Radiant vs. Paul Phillips Televsion Championship Steve: Nocturnal is in the ring as he awaits the arrival of his opponents, this should be a great match Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor"'s opening organ notes kick in. The ring lights then go out, a spotlight scans tha arena, smoke fills the entranceway, and a red strobe light flickers, accenting the smoke. When the organ plays chords, that's when two torches to the left and right of the entranceway light up, and Paul Philips appears in the entranceway, arms raised to about shoulder's height in a welcoming gesture. He then walks down the aisle and into the ring, smiling at both the curses, and praises thrown in his direction. The noise coming from the crowd slowly begins to dwindle out when suddenly the opening for "Pretty Noose" by Soundgarden begins to play throughout the arenas speakers. The entire crowd stands up in respectful cheers for Radiant as we see them turn towards the stage awaiting his arrival. We cut to the stage where black, gray, and red smoke starts to fill up the stage in a gloomy mix. Suddenly Radiant steps through the apathetic colors of smoke and begins to head down the ramp. He carelessly walks by the fans making his way down the ramp ignoring the few hands that desire a high five. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and turns over to his left and heads to the steel stairs. He climbs up them and steps onto the ring apron. He pauses for a moment and stares down at his feet for a second. Soon enough he lifts his head up and steps into the ring in between the middle and top rope. He enters the ring and heads over to one of the far turnbuckles and steps up on it raising his arms into the air playing the crowd for the cheap ovation. He steps down and does the same thing to the other turnbuckle next to the current one. He steps down again and turns towards the main stage and bends down and places his hands on his knees as he awaits for this match to start. "Pretty Noose" by Soundgarden quickly fades out. Phil: Here we go folk, three dominant veterans of the SFT ring set to bring the house down in this main event match. The bell sounds as Messiah darts after Nocturnal. Messiah nails Nocturnal in the gut with a high knee. Messiah backs him into the corner and whips him across the ring, Radiant is right there to meet the moving Nocturnal with a boot to the face laying him out in the center of the ring. Radiant continues his march towards the corner and lays out the on coming Messiah as well. Radiant quickly turns his attention back to Messiah. Radiant grabs Messiah by the head as he is getting back to his feet and helps him the rest of the way. Radiant tosses Messiah into the corner and begins to unload left after right the midsection of Messiah. Steve: Radiant looks unstoppable in there! Radiant attempts to swing his left again but he is stopped by Nocturnal who has grabbed the arm of Radiant and has now spun him around. Nocturnal kicks Radiant in the gut and drops him with a quick DDT. As Nocturnal gets to his feet, Messiah leaps off the top rope and connects with a missile drop kick to the chest of Nocturnal!! Messiah quickly scrambles and covers Noctunral… 1… 2… NO!! Phil: That was close!! Thank God Radiant made it there! Radiant was just able to pull the leg of Messiah forcing him off of Nocturnal. Radiant and Messiah battle all the way back to their feet, Messiah gets the upper hand when he blocks a heavy right hand from Radiant and throws a heavy left of his own. Messiah connects with a few more lefts and rights before hook the body of Radiant and tossing him up and over with a belly to belly suplex! Steve: Turn around!!! As Messiah gets to his feet he is spun quickly by the waiting Nocturnal. Nocturnal connects with a huge knife edge chop and backs him into the ropes, Nocturnal whips Messiah across the ring, as Messiah comes back he ducks a clothesline attempt from Nocturnal and springs off the far ropes Messiah hits a flying cross body. Messiah quickly gets to his feet and climbs the ropes he leaps off the ropes attempting a 450 splash but Radiant was right there to catch Messiah in the air!!!! Phil: Holy shit did you see that!! Radiant drives Messiah into the mat with a thunderous powerbomb!!! Radiant covers… 1… 2.. 3!!! Steve: How is the hell!!!!
Phil: There you have it folks. A most exciting edition of Inferno in the books!!! What is to come around here!!! Steve: That's all the time we have folks, goodnight!!