
April 4th, 2008 LIVE from Hong Kong, China |
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BAM! KAPOW! Pyro fills the arena as Inferno goes on the air. The fans scream as the camera pans around the arena to many chinese-language signs. Phil: Welcome to INFERNO! Steve: Or for our Japanese fans... Konichiwa Inferno! Phil: Okay... one, that "Hello Inferno"... two, we're in China. Steve: China? Then Annika must feel right at home with all the other commies! Phil shakes his head in disbelief. Phil: Let's just start the show.p> |
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William Larochevs. Jonathan Templeton The two men are in the ring and the Ref calls for the bell, The two men lock up. JT Grabs a headlock and Laroche shoots him off the ropes. Laroche with a sleeperhold but Templeton ducks behind and lifts him for a belly to back suplext.. Laroche lands on his feet and grabs a headlock and a headlock takedown.. JT with a headscissors. Laroche around and leaps across the chest of JT for a pinnign combination... one... Templeton bridges up and they spin around and Laroche with a backslide.. one...two kickout JT rolsl backwards to his feet and grabs Laroches legs and fips over for a pin.. one... two.. kickout Both to their feet JT armdrags Laroche.. Laroche arm drags JT.. to their feet again Laroche goes for a hip toss.. but it is blocked Templeton with a clothsline both men go over the top rope to the outside. Phil: Holy crap this is nuts Steve: Both men on the outside neither can keep an upper hand. The ref is coutning them out 1.....2......3....JT gives Laroche a knife edge chop.. then Laroche returns with a fist... then JT with a chop... Laroche a fist.. chop, fist, chop, fist, chop, 5....6....Templeton finally grabs Laroche and hits him with a headbut and both men stumble back wards. JT with a kick to the midsection, brings Laroche over to the ring steps and slams his head into the ring steps..8...9 JT rolls in and out of the ring starting the count over again. JT grabs Laroche by the head Laroche elbows him in the midsection then snapmare to the ground. Laroche backs up and runs and kicks Templeton in the back. Phil: These two really going at it. Steve: you always say that!! Phil: Well... it's my JOB! Steve: Good point, they are really raising hell! Laroche rolls JT back into the ring and covers him...
1... 2... Kickout!
Laroche grabs him in a headlock.. slowly they get to their feet. Templeton shoves him off into the ropes Laroche nails him with a clothsline.. but JT Ducks, Laroche back gets hit with a superkick. JT covers..
1... 2... Kickout!
JT covers again..
1... 2... Kickout!
Templeton off the ropes drops a knee on the face of Laroche. Then he covers
1... 2... Kickout!
Steve: whats it going to take to finish him off? JT picks him up and Scoop Slams Laroche to the middle fo the ring.. JT plays the crowd and heads to the corner turnbuckle. Templeton climbs the turnbuckle.. from out of nowhere Laroche is there and nails Templeton. Laroche climbs the turnbuckle both men on the turnbuckle. Laroche nails JT then JT nails Laroche. Laroche sticks his head under Templeton and a back Body drop JT hits the ring hard. Laroche turns around and holds his hands out as the fans go nuts.. Laroche hits huge splash, and goes for a pin...
1... 2... 3!!!
Steve: Awesome, I love it when the new guy wins!
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Mike Zybala vs. Cowboy Jack Jones "10,000 Fists" by Disturbed hits the PA and Mike Zybala comes to the ring through the crowd. He slides into the ring and gets on the turnbuckle. "I've Got Friend in Low Places" by Garth Brooks hits the PA and Jack Jones comes out form the back. He slowly makes his way to the ring, while slapping some fan's hands. Jack slides into the ring. Steve: This is somewhat of a grudge match... Jack Jones eliminated Mike Zybala from the Body Count Rumble! Phil: Sweet revenge! As soon as the bell rings, Mike Zybala has his back to Jack and Jack Jones clotheslines him hard. While Mike is still laying on the mat, Jack walks over to him and picks him up to his feet, and lays in a couple of hard knife edge chops. As Mike holds his chest and walks away, Jack grabs Mike by the arm and slings him into the ring ropes. As Mike bounces off the ropes, Jack goes for a clothesline, but Mike ducks, bounces off the other side of the ring, and comes back with a drop kick to the chest on Jack. Jack stubbles back into the ring ropes, and Mike follows up with a clothesline sending Jack out and over the top rope. Phil: I don't think the outside is a safe place for Jack to be. Steve: What makes you say that? Phil: LOOK! As soon as Jack gets to his feet, Mike runs and dives over the top rope and hits Jack with a body splash. As both wrestlers lay motionless on the floor, the ref climbs out the ring and check on both wrestlers. Both men slowly get up and get back into the ring and both men lean up against a turnbuckle, clear out the cobwebs and walk towards each other. Then as the two men circle each other, they then lock up, and Jack gains the advantage with a side headlock. As he squeezes tighter on the hold, Mike shoves him off and into the ring ropes, and as Jack bounce off the ropes, he hits Mike with a shoulder block dropping him to the mat. Jack then steps over him and bounces off the ropes again, but Mike hits him with a drop toehold, sending Jack face first into the mat. Mike then gets to his feet and picks up Jack from behind, and hits series of suplexes. Phil: Nice series of suplexes from the Mike. Steve: Yeah, from the look on Jack face he is definitely feeling the effects from them. After hitting that move, Mike goes for the cover
1... 2... Kickout!
But Jack kicks out, and rolls to the outside. Mike then gets to his feet and climbs out to ringside as well, and starts to follow Jack around the ring. Jack slides back in the ring, and as Mike goes to do the same, he stopped dead in his tracks by a series of boots to the back from Jack. Jack then picks Mike up and hits him with a couple hard shots to the head, sending Mike staggering back into the turnbuckle. Jack then walks over to Mike and hits him with a couple of boots to the mid section, he then grabs Mike and slings him over to the corner across the ring. He then plays the crowd, and runs towards Mike and hits him with a clothesline, dropping Mike to the mat. Jack then picks him up once again, and sets him up for a pile driver, but Mike blocks the hold, drops to one knee, and hits a low blow on Jack. Phil: What a cheap move by Mike. Steve: Jack may want to check on the family jewels, they may be cracked. As Jack falls over in pain, the ref starts to reprimand Mike for his actions. Mike pushes the ref aside and continues to attack Jack with some hard kicks to upper and lower back. He then picks up Jack, kicks him in the gut, hits a DDT, and then goes for the cover.
1... 2... Kickout!
But Jack kicks out. Not wasting a moment, Mike raises Jack to his feet, irishwhip him into the ropes, but Jack holds on to the ropes, stopping himself from bouncing off. Seeing this Mike rush at Jack and hit a high cross body, sending both men out and over the top rope once again. Phil: Man this match has taken place more on the outside of the ring then anywhere else. Steve: Well this is Inferno, less fighting in the ring, the better! Finally both wrestlers starts to move, and once they get to their feet, they begin to exchange blows, when Jack starts to win the exchange. Mike stops Jack with a rack to the eyes, he then grabs Jack and tries to sling him into the corner post, but Jack reveres the move and sends Mike into the corner post instead. Jack then slides back into the ring, as the ref goes to check on Mike. Jack then slides into the ring and begins to catch his breath. Mike gets to his feet and Jack reaches outside the ring, and Mike grabs him and pulls down, quickly choking him on the middle rope. Mike slides in and Jack gets to his feet. From nowhere, Jack jumps to the top-rope and hits the "Night Sky" and goes for the pin...
1... 2...
The ref gets dragged out of the ring by Connor MacDaddy. Steve: Hey! Connor just dragged the referee out of the ring! Phil: Jack had this match won! Connor decks the refree and slides into the ring and stands behind Jack, who doesn't know what is going on. Connor hits Jack with the Big Mac and tries to throw Zybala on top of Jack. Mike sees Connor and they both do the official EZ Mac secret handshake. Steve: Cool handshake... Zybala picks Jack Jones up and hits the "Mind Eraser"... Connor throws the ref into the ring...
1... 2... 3!!!
Connor is halfway up the ramp smiling, as Zybala celebrates in the ring. |
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The scene opens in Chimpo the Chimp's office. Chimpo is at his desk shuffling through some papers. Chimpo the Chimp: Were the HELL is it!? I knew I put that banana somewhere! Chimpo keeps shuffeling until he notices someone in front of him. He look sup to see Connor MacDaddy eating a banana. Connor MacDaddy: What's up, buddy? Chimpo the Chimp: ...where'd you get that? Connor MacDaddy: Get what? Chimpo the Chimp: That banana... Connor MacDaddy: Found it. Chimpo the Chimp: God damn you. Connor MacDaddy: Listen, Chimpoleon... I know you don't like that little stunt I just pulled on Jack Jones... Chimpo the Chimp: You're right... Connor MacDaddy: Well, unfortunatley for you, and your Inferno... I am the world Heavyweight Champion now... I can do what I want. You would sleep a lot easier at night, if you just... stay out my way. Chimpo the Chimp: Well... you have a match! Right now! Connor MacDaddy: Halbrook? Allright... I've got something to say to him, so just watch your show. Connor walks away, and throws the banana peel on Chimpo's desk. |
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Mark Halbrook vs. Connor MacDaddy Mark Halbrook is standing in the ring. Phil: What an oppourtunity for this young man, a match with the World Heavyweight Champion! "Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot hits the PA and Connor MacDaddy walks out from the back with his World title, and not in his wrestling attire. Connor MacDaddy: Cut the music... A few weeks ago, I came out here and issued an open challenge. I challenged anyone in that locker room looking to prove themselves as the greatest of all time. I was looking foreward to defeating new punks like this loser Mark Halbrook standing in the ring. Lucky for me, I proved my point much sooner then anticipated. I knew I would be World Champion again, but I even surprised myself as to how quick it really was. I no longer look foreward to proving myself, because I already have. I defeated 14 other individuals in on match... for the second time in my career. If it isn't painfully obvious that I am the greatest of all time, then you have a missing chromosome. That brings us to you, Markie Mark... this match was made before I was World Champion. I'm not like other World Champions... I don't wrestle just anybody. I wrestle who I want... when I want. If I feel generous, I'll defend my title. Shadow does not make up the opponents for me, I'm too big of a star. So tell ya what... work your ass off for a year or so, then maybe I'll consider fighting you. "Mack Daddy" hits again, as Connor drops the mic and Halbrook looks pissed. |
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Daniel Jacobson vs. Kyle Murphy Daniel Jacobson's music hits, and out comes the US Champion. He walks down to the ring and quickly slides in. He holds the title up high and awaits his opponent. Phil: Our US Champion looks sharp. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits and Jacobson looks to the entrance ramp and awaits Kyle Murphy. After a few seconds, he lets his guard down, and out of nowhere, Kyle Murphy jumps from the side of Daniel and nails the "Murphy's Law"! Steve: Oh my! Where did he come from? Murphy immediatley pins Jacobson...
1... 2... Kickout!
Steve: He kicked out!? Murphy gets back to his feet, and awaits Jacobson. Jacobson weakly stumbles to his feet, and Murphy hits him with another Murphy's Law! He goes for the pin...
1... 2... 3!!!
Steve: New United States Champ! Chimpo walks to the back. |
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Phil: We're out of time, join us next week for INFERNO! The show fades to black, with Kyle Murphy holding the United States Championship. |
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Producer |
Chimpo |
Layout |
Chimpo |
Opening |
Chimpo |
William Laroche vs. Jonathan Templeton |
Chimpo |
Mike Zybala vs. Jack Jones |
Chimpo |
Segment |
Chimpo |
Mark Halbrook vs. Connor MacDaddy |
Chimpo |
Daniel Jacobson vs. Kyle Murphy |
Chimpo |
Ending |
Chimpo |