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Strike Fantasy Towers
Southern Scorcher II™
With: Phil Stevens and
Steve Phillips, Randy White, John Cartwright, Emily and Jake
August 29, 2004
Sunday Night at 10:00pm Live From the BJCC Arena - Birmingham,
Alabama
::Opening::
The
arena goes completely dark and the fans being to cheer and use
laser pointers on the ring. They seem to almost hit nothing with
them.
Emily: What did you do?
Jake: I didn't do anything.
Emily: Well, then fix it.
The lights come back on and there stands a figure clad in a
black leather coat with a full hood and wearing a predator mask.
The figure stands there, holding a metal chair with an
exceptionally beautiful blonde woman standing besides her holding
a large, manila envelope and a mic.
Jake: Oh, creepy.
Emily: Who the hell is that?
Jake: Like I freakin' know.
Emily: It appears we have some company.
Jake: That blonde girl is hot.
Emily: You disgust me.
The figure rocks their head back and forth waiting for the
cheers to die and finally it stops.
Blonde Woman: Now, if I could kindly have ya'lls attention,
I need to make an announcement. Shadow, if you could, would kindly
come on out here?
She gets no response and nobody comes out.
Jake: Uh oh, nobody came.
Blonde Woman: Okay, I'll ask again, Shadow, would you
please come out here, we have something important to tell you.
Again, nothing; nobody comes out and there is no sign of life
behind the curtain. The crowd is roaring, waiting for something,
anything. The figure sets up the chair and sits there.
Emily: You'd think they'd give up
Jake: She can stay out here all night, I could stare at her
all night, forget matches.
Blonde Woman: Fine then, this show shall not begin until
Shadow comes out here and addresses this matter at hand. The
blonde woman stands behind the sitting figure and smiles, knowing
she'll get her way with her old Southern Charm. Finally, Shadows
music hits and he slowly walks out.
Emily: Looks like they won, here comes Shadow.
Jake: Just don't fire the blonde one, please.
Shadow: Cut the music
The music stops and the figure finally stands up.
Shadow: What the hell is this crap - get out of my ring!
Blonde Woman: I'm sorry Shadow, but we can't do that. If
you would...
Figure: I hope your ready, because....
The figure removes the long trench coat to expose the body of a
female, then slides off the hood exposing long, beautiful shiny
black hair then finally she removes the mask to expose the face of
an angle - MEGAN THE MONSTER!
I'M BACK!
Emily: HOLY SHIT!
Jake: You can say that again.
Emily: It's MEGAN THE MONSTER. She's back! YES! She's back.
Jake: Hey, I'm happy, two very pretty women I get to stare
at.
Emily: I hope she kills you.
She chucks the mask into the crowd and there is a huge fight
over who gets it. The crowd goes on and on with cheers.
Megan: Did you miss me?
Emily: I certainly did.
Jake: I just missed those titties.
Emily: Perv.
Jake: Ow! We do not hit.
The crowd erupts in cheers. They calm after what seems like an
eternity, leaving Shadow mystified, shocked, awed and surprised.
He takes a few steps back.
Megan: They missed me but how about you, Shadow, honey?
He doesn't say a thing, just stands there, staring at her.
Megan: I know, I've just left you speechless. I have that
effect on men. So how have you been?
Shadow: Cut all the small talk shit, what are you doing
here, what do you want?
Megan: I'm here to see you and I want to know how you've been.
Shadow: Bullshit, what do you want?
Megan: Lots of things; a nice cold beer, fish and chips,
world peace but from you, just the usual, No, not that. I'm going
to be married.
She holds up her right hand and shows off her large engagement
ring.
Megan: I just want to book my matches and sign my
paychecks, easy, no?
She looks over at the blonde woman who just nods.
Shadow: That's not all; I know that's not all.
Megan: Oh, all right, since you pulled it out of me. Amy
Jo, the envelope please.
Amy Jo hands her the envelope with a smile.
Shadow: What is that?
Megan: An unopened, unread paternity test.
Shadow: What?
Megan: You know, there is still that whole issue of Nelly's
father, you or Sebastian.
Shadow: And this involves me how? You don't want me in
Nelly's life.
Megan: This I know, that's why I'm doing this.
Megan pulls out a Zippo from her jeans pocket and sets the
envelope ablaze.
Megan: Oh, pretty.
She drops it and watches it burn.
Jake: FIRE! FIRE! Stop drop and roll!
Emily: God, you're so stupid.
Shadow: Put that out! PUT THAT OUT! I will not have you
burning anything inside my ring.
The envelope burns it self out and Megan looks up from staring
at it.
Megan: Are you sure? You like it when I lit your fire.
She makes a growling noise then a biting motion directed at
Shadow.
Shadow: Well, you don't anymore so don't fool yourself.
Megan: What, you run out of Viagra? Haha. I'm so sad, like
I give a shit.
Shadow: Then why are you back?
Megan: To make your life a living hell.
Shadow: You're fired, GET OUT!
Megan: Whoa, chill, their luv, no need to get nasty.
Remember my thing for ironclad contracts? I got one of those
again, right under your nose. I can't be fired. I'm not going
away. Hehe.
Megan begins to inch forward and Shadow moves back slightly, as
if to steady his footing.
Emily: Yes, get him!
Jake: He'll kill her.
Emily: Shut up, she's speaking.
Megan: Aw, don't worry; I'm going to hurt you, too much.
Perhaps I'll follow Holocausts path.
Shadow: Holocaust is dead.
Megan: Then I just brought it back to life.
Unexpectedly, Havoc and Paul Phillips coming walking out behind
Shadow as he stands on the top of the ramp and walk closer and
closer to him.
Emily: Megan has joined Holocaust! Paul and Havoc and Megan
are the new Holocaust!
Jake: Shadow just got some bad news!
He turns around feeling a presence behind him and sees Havoc
and Paul behind him. He slowly backs up.
Megan: God, I'm so proud of myself. It sends shivers down
my spine how good I actually am.
Havoc and Paul just stand next to him but don't touch him, just
stare. He slowly backs up and looks at both of them curiously.
Shadow: You should really reconsider fucking around with
me.
Megan: Really? You weren't saying that when we were "a
thing". You loved me and my many skills.
She puts her figure in her mouth and does the sexist thing she
can think of. She pretends to rub her nipple with her wet finger
causing the men in the crowd to explode.
Jake: Oh, baby. C'mon here.
Emily: Shut up.
Jake: Ow! Stop with the hitting already, the show hasn't
even started yet.
Shadow: (shaking his head) Damn you woman. Damn you!
Megan begins laughing hysterically as he walks into the back as
Camrina Burana O Fortuna begins to play. Megan slides out of the
ring and Amy Jo walks around the steps. Megan and Amy Jo walk up
to the ramp to Havoc and Paul, where they all three raise their
arms high in the air, Paul and Havoc holding up their Tag-Titles.
They walk into the back as the crowd screams and cheers.
Jake: Well, there you have it, Megan the Monster is back
and has joined Holocaust with plans to make Shadows life a living
hell!
Emily: Don't forget, he could be her daughters' father.
Jake: She won't like that.
Emily: Let's get this show started.
Jake: As if that wasn't enough.
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Bobby
Love*
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versus
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Drogden
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[
Television
Title Ladder Match ] |
The intro to "Lay Your Hands on Me" starts
to play over the loud speaker and the fans know and hate who they
are about to see. As Red, black, and silver pyro starts to fly, you
can vaguely see a silhouette standing behind the wall of
pyrotechnics. Bobby Love walks down to the ring accompanied by the
lovely Selena who is holding a full length mirror that Bobby is
checking himself in. The crowd is booing and jeering the couple the
whole time they are walking to the ring. Bobby holds the rope so
Selena can climb in. Once in the ring, Bobby walks around posing for
the crowd as he gives himself one last check in the mirror. Selena
seductively removes Bobby's boa and jacket as the two kiss and
Selena leaves the ring. Bobby stands leaned back in the turnbuckle
with his arms crossed smirking at the crowd while he awaits the
arrival of his opponent.
Emily: I think we are ready to get this thing started!
Jake: What are we waiting for?
Emily: Drogden remember?
Jake: Ohh yea!
As "Back to the Primitive" starts playing smoke covers
the stage as Drogden steps on the stage wearing a long black coat
with his head down. With the music kicks in he lets out a huge
scream and runs to the ring. He then stares down his opponent
rubbing his hands together until the bell rings.
Emily: Let it begin!
Drogden and Love tie up, Drogden grips Love and tosses him over
using a belly to belly suplex. Love springs back to his feet and
charges at Drogden, but Drogden drops to the matt and springs back
to his feet, but when Drogden comes back up Love comes back with a
kick to Drogden’s face! Drogden falls to the mat pretty hard, Love
then grabs Drogden and tosses him out of the ring. Soon after Love
gets out of the ring and walks over to the ladder and tosses it into
the ring. Love sets it up in the middle of the ring and is ready to
climb up, but gets stopped when Drogden slams the chair to the back
of Love sending him to the mat.
Emily: Early on in the match and there beating the shit out
of each other.
Jake: That’s what I love about these two guys, they don’t
care how much there getting paid. There here to put on a show, a
show for the fans who will one day worship the ground the walk on.
Emily: Or maybe its because of the title that hangs above
there heads.
Jake: That too.
Drogden grabs a hold of the ladder and begins to climb up, Love
struggles to get to his feet, he uses the ladder to pull himself.
Love then sees that Drogden is heading for his title and Love pushes
the ladder over sending Drogden over to ropes and crashing to the
outside. Love then sets the ladder back up and starts to climb up.
Drogden enters the ring and climbs up the other side, he meets Love
half way up and waves to him. Both then climb up to the top and
start hitting each other Love then hits Drogden and almost sends him
off the ladder, but then Love grabs him, Love turns around, takes a
step to the right and brings Drogden with him and hits his own
variation of a diamond cutter!
Jake: Holy Hell what a move.
Emily: Why did you call that a diamond cutter.
Jake: because I forgot what its real name was…
Emily: We are so going to be sued now…
Both men are down, Love makes the first move by trying to get to
his feet, slowly after we see movement from Drogden. Love is to his
feet and back in the corner, and Drogden is using the ring ropes to
bring himself back to his feet. Love takes this time to climb back
up the ladder once again, and slowly Drogden follows.
Emily: Why would you want to try this again?
Jake: Not really sure... I most likely would.
Emily: Ah, so its a guy thing...
Love is up to the top and is pretty much touching his belt, but
here comes Drogden ready to fight. Drogden is now also trying to
grab a hold of the title. Drogden then stops, and he pushes himself
off the ladder, but by doing so; the force from his legs send the
ladder crashing down and Love falling to the outside, and Drogden
hits the mat pretty hard, but nothing to how Love had fallen.
Emily: What an interesting move by Drogden.
Jake: Love should be out now... GO FOR IT DROGY!
Drogden then gets himself together and pulls himself up and re sets
the ladder. Drogden then starts to climb the ladder, slowly, almost
as if Drogden doesn't have enough energy to make it all the way up.
Drogden gets to the last rung, and Love is now in the ring and is
making his way up the ladder, Drogden is trying to reach for the
belt, almost has it! BOOM, Love nails Drogden in the face sending
Drogden down a few rungs. Love then gets up and reaches for the
belt. Drogden then slides all the way down and pushes the ladder out
from under Love, but Love grabs a hold and hangs on by the TV title
belt! Love is hanging above the ring and is trying to un hook the
title belt. Drogden can't believe it, but Love begins to fall with
the TV title belt in his hands!
Jake: O-M-G!
Emily: HE DID IT!
Love hits the mat hard and the referee checks to see if he is
alright as Drogden is a little in shock. The bell rings and Love is announced
the winner. We then fade away to a promo for Inferno as EMT's rush
tot he ring to tend to Love...
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Gunz*
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versus
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Lucas
Balkan
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[
Intercontinental
Championship Match ] |
Phil: Well up next we have the IC
title match, should be a good one too.
Steve: Hopefully.
Gunz's music hits and he comes to
the ring.
Phil: Odd that Gunz should
appear first.
He waits and waits yet no Balkan.
Finally the ref just calls for the bell as Gunz looks unhappy and
walks away. As he's walking we see Exterminator looking on with
interest. On the other end we have Bobby Love also looking on.
Steve: For a match that didn't
happen we sure have allot of spectators.
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Heretic*
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versus
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Accountant
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[
United
States Championship Street Fight ] |
Phil: We have
word that Heretic; our current United States Champion, is in the
parking lot; waiting for Accountant to come out.. Let's go over to
the parking lot right now..
"We find ourselves outside and in the parking lot of the
arena. Heretic, stands there with his fists taped up and ready for
action. All of a sudden; we see The Accountant come out from the
right and elbow Heretic in the back of the head. Accountant grabs
Heretic by the hair and tosses him into a parked white van, head
first."
Phil: Oh my GOD! Look at the dent he left in the side of the
van!
"Heretic stays on the ground holding his head, as Accountant
goes over to the dumpster that was near by and takes out a Kendo
Stick."
Steve: Who throws out a Kendo Stick?
"Accountant walks over to Heretic and starts to smash
Heretic's leg in with the Kendo stick. Accountant tosses the Kendo
Stick aside and lifts Heretic back up by the hair. Accountant is
about to toss Heretic back into the van; but Heretic reverses and
tosses Accountant into the side of the dented van. Heretic falls to
his knees after that happened. After a few seconds; Heretic gets
back up, as well as The Accountant. Accountant grabs Heretic and
walks him over to the backstage area."
Phil: Where are they going?!
Steve: Going where all the weapons are...?
"Feed cuts to a different camera; we find ourselves at the
backstage hallways; we than see Accountant toss Heretic across the
hall. Backstage workers move out of the way as these two wrestlers
fight wall to wall. Accountant see a table with a variety of food on
it. Accountant picks Heretic up and dips Heretic head into the food,
that's on the table. Heretic pulls his head back up to show food all
over his face. Heretic elbows Accountant in the stomach and than
DDT's Accountant on the ground near the table. Accountant holds his
head; as Heretic gets back to his feet. Heretic picks Accountant up
and slowly rolls him onto the table. Heretic than gets up on the
table as well and picks Accountant up. Heretic looks around to see
what he's about to land on.."
Steve: Oh MY GOD!
"Heretic puts Accountant through the table with a piledriver.
The table snaps; while both wrestlers fall to the ground."
Phil: Holy SHIT!
"Accountant is out cold as Heretic rolls on the floor."
Steve: Heretic just Piledrived Accountant through the table!
"Blood begins to flow from Accountant's head as Heretic
slowly gets to his feet. Heretic looks around at the destruction he
caused. Heretic than walks over to Accountant and begins to punch
Accountant in the face; while Accountant is still out. Heretic than
picks Accountant up and walks Accountant to the ramp, that leads to
the ring. Feed cuts to ringside, as we see Accountant getting tossed
by Heretic and rolling down the ramp. The crowd cheers loudly, as
they see these two wrestlers come out."
Steve: Look at these guys; Heretic really wants to hold onto
this belt, as Accountant wants it back so badly.
"Heretic slowly walks down the ramp as Accountant gets to
his feet and slowly slides into the ring. Heretic walks to ringside
and than grabs a table from under the ring and than slides it in.
Heretic than goes over to the crowd and grabs a chair from under a
fan. Heretic runs into the ring and starts to pound Accountant in
the stomach with the chair. Heretic tosses the chair aside and than
sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Heretic picks
Accountant up to his feet and is about to suplex Accountant into the
table; but Accountant reverses and suplex Heretic away from the
table."
Phil: Looks like Accountant has some energy left in him.
"Accountant rolls over Heretic for the pin..
Steve: Oh; So
close!
"Accountant gets to his feet and struggles to stay up.
Accountant lifts Heretic up and tosses Heretic into the ropes.
Heretic comes back and Accountant flips Heretic over and onto the
table; but the table doesn't break. Accountant notices this;
Accountant than climbs the corner turnbuckles."
Steve: Oh no!!! Accountant can barely sit up there..!
"Accountant looks at the crowd as Heretic is still laid out
on the table. Accountant than jumps off the top ropes and lands a
'No Chance' [frogsplash] right on Heretic and through the
table."
The Crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
"Both wrestlers are out cold as they lay on the mat."
Steve: This is out of control!
Phil: Who will cover who?!
"Accountant slowly rolls over and onto Heretic...
Phil: HE DID
IT! ACCOUNTANT CAPTURED THE UNITED STATES TITLE ONCE AGAIN!
"The ref comes helps Accountant up; as they hand Accountant
the United States Title around his right shoulder.
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::Segment:: Season
Three of The Smurfs...
Coming in September 04
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Bone
Breaker
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versus
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Violator
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[
Hell
in a Cell; Hardcore Deathmatch ] |
JC: Here comes our next match...
RW: This should be great, it's a rematch between Bone Breaker
and Violator.
JC: Hell yeah, let's get this started. Hell in Cell!
The cage has already been lowered and the two men wait inside,
each in a different corner.
The two impatiently wait for the bell and quickly lock up and vie
for control as the bell rings.
JC: Already going good!
RW: Violator quickly taking control and sending Bone Breaker
into the ropes.
BB ducks under a clothesline and bounces back, hitting him with a
big boot. He hits the mat and BB drops a hard elbow on his chest. He
stands up plays to the crowd, getting control early he thinks he has
this match set in stone. Violator sends BB into the cage with by
locking his leg around BBs and tripping him. Violator stands up and
picks BB up. He quickly sends him to the mat with a hard DDT and
then quickly puts him a Boston Crab. BB waits a few seconds before
he begins to tap.
JC: Tapping won't help him.
RW: Not at all.
JC: He needs to get up and back in control.
BB begins to scream then finally Violator releases the hold and he
rolls out of the way. BB lays on the mat for a few seconds while
Violator climbs up the turnbuckle. BB gets up using the cage for
assistance. He walks into the center of the ring and Violator comes
jumping down only to be hit an arm to his abs. He falls flat on the
mat where BB quickly picks him up.
JC: There you go, Bone Breaker.
RW: I see we have a favorite.
JC: And what, you don't?
RW: Maybe.
BB whips Violator so hard; he goes flying over the ropes and
outside the ring. BB goes to the outside, under the curtain and
picks out the first things he finds, chair and waits for Violator to
come stumbling toward him.
RW: Ouch, right to the head with that chair.
JC: Bone Breaker back in control of this match using that
chair to his advantage.
BB drops the chair on his chest and runs up the turnbuckle only
to come down with a leg drop. But he misses only collides with the
chair.
RW: Violator rolled out of the way and the only thing Bone
Breaker got a piece of was that metal chair.
JC: Violator taking advantage of this now, grabbing and using
a 2 by 4 across Bone Breaker's head.
RW: They are getting serious now.
Violator drops the 2 by 4 and lifts a now bleeding Bone Breaker
to his feet and picks up the 2 by 4. He bashes it so hard against
his head it breaks in half. He falls back and lands against the
caging. Violator is proud of himself and pushes BB down flat on his
back. The ref begins to count… 1… 2…
JC: Violator thinks he has this thing wrapped up like that.
RW: He does, we're at 5 now.
JC: Nope - BB is slowly getting up to his feet the count is
stopped.
RW: Violator is not happy.
JC: Not at all, BB is using the cage to stay up, blood
rolling into his eyes.
BB goes charging at him and knocks him down the outside mat. He
begins to lay heavy, hard and nonstop punches into his face. BB
stands him up and slams Violator into the cage. He then scraps his
head against the cage, wanting to break him open. He then slams
Violators head against the cage and busts him right open.
RW: Well, that didn't take long.
JC: Both men are now bleeding.
RW: Bone Breaker rolling Violator back into the ring for
whatever reason.
Bone Breaker begins to explore the under curtain and pulls out a
stop sign. He holds it up and the crowd boos. He tosses it to the
wayside and pulls out a bat encircled with bared wire. He holds this
up and crowd goes nuts. He slides into the ring, where Violator has
gotten to his feet and is looking for BB. BB swings the bat but
misses when Violator ducks. BB spins around and is met with a kick
to his abs, dropping the bat and begin sent into power slam,
conveniently onto the chair.
JC: Violator wants to make this HARDCORE!
RW: What makes you say that?
JC: He's leaving the cage only problem to get on to of it.
RW: Oh, dear lord.
Violator does exactly that and begins to climb up the cage. BB
has since left the center of the cage and is shaking the cage from
the inside, trying to knock him down. He holds on tightly and BB
goes up the cage after him. He pulls at Violators feet but all he
does is kick at BB. Violator reaches the top and is quickly followed
by BB. They now stand on the top of a very unsteady cage.
JC: Someone is going to die here…
RW: Think 'Ratings!"
JC: You're sick.
RW: Not as sick as Violator.
JC: Oh, dear, Violator and BB are trading punches on the top
of the cage.
The crowd is cheering loudly and BB goes charging Violator. He
misses and keeps going. He stops just in time and teeter-totters on
the edge.
RW: One push would send him over the edge.
JC: One wrong or right move by Violator could send him over
the edge.
Violator starts running up behind him and sets up a Dropkick. He
hits it and both men go flying over the top of the cage to the
ground.
RW: That's almost fifty feet!
JC: I said someone was going to die.
RW: Oh SHIT! RUN!
Chants of holy shit begin as the two men land on top of the
announcers' table, causing everyone around them to go running. They
lay there motionless and the ref begins the ten count, not knowing
what else to do. BB is slowly getting to his feet first as the ref
reaches 7. He stands up and picks up a TV monitor and slams it
against Violator's body, causing him to jerk.
JC: How is he standing, let alone hitting him with TVs?
RW: Only God knows.
JC: Or the Devil.
The count has been reset and BB leans up against the barricade,
waiting for 10 but before he even notices that Violator is up,
Violator is striking him in the back with a chair.
JC: These two men are still going, after falling almost fifty
feet.
RW: Violator sending Bone Break into the cage and right
through it.
Bone Breaker lies on the inside of the cage, Violator standing
above him and the ref starting the ten counter.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8…
RW: Looks like Violator does have it.
JC: NO! NO! Bone Breaker has gotten to his feet.
RW: How can these men go on?!
Bone Breaker quickly gets hit in the fact with a right hand and
falls back into the mat. Bone Breaker is just inches away from him
and sends a kick into his crotch. He walks back holding his balls
and hits the cage. BB takes his shot and sends his head into the
ring steps. He falls back and more blood begins to gush from his
face. BB quickly finds the chair and slides it into the center of
the ring. He slides Violator into the ring and after a few kicks,
lifts him up.
JC: BONE CRUSHER INTO THE CHAIR!
RW: It's got to be over!
JC: OVER!
The ref begins counting as Bone Breaker stands up and leans in
the turnbuckle. The crowd counts along with the count…
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8…
9… 10
JC: BONE BREAKER HAS WON!
RW: Bone Breaker has evened the score!
The ref lifts up his arm and rings the bell. He falls to one knee
and EMTs come down toe ring because Violator hasn't moved since
being dropped on the chair.
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Kaeneis
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versus
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Paul
Phillips*
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|
[
World
Contendership : Hardcore Championship Match ]
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The arena plunges into darkness, and
several seconds pass. A lone, white spotlight illuminates the empty
ring and all others remain off. The entrance video begins to play,
and My Immortal begins. Kaeneis emerges, unlit. He stands at the
ramp top for several more seconds, before slowly beginning his walk
down to the ring. The single spotlight continues to light the ring.
When the overdrive guitar, marking the beginning of the song bridge
kicks in, pyro detonates white flashes on all four turnbuckles, and
normal lighting resumes. Kaeneis enters over the top rope. He stands
in the ring awaiting Paul Philips to come out.
Then Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor" opening organ
notes kick in. The ring lights then go out, a spotlight scans the
arena, smoke fills the entranceway, and a red strobe light flickers,
accenting the smoke. When the organ plays chords, that's when two
torches to the left and right of the entranceway light up, and Paul
Philips appears in the entranceway, arms raised to about shoulder's
height in a welcoming gesture. He then walks down the aisle and into
the ring, smiling as some fans hurl insults and others praises
towards him.
JC: Well this should be a great match
RW: On what could be a great night for the Holocaust, as
Havoc meets Cage later in the night.
The two men lock up, testing each other out and Kaeneis throws
Paul back but he stays on his feet. They go to lock up again but
Paul roll under Kaeneis’ grasp and kicks him in the back of the
knee bringing him down to one knee. He then thrusts the back of his
hand to Kaeneis’ face. He falls to his side and Paul continues the
offensive by stomping him. He picks him up by his head and swings
him into the ropes, following close by. As Kaeneis hits the throws
and turns around Paul drives his knee right into his gut flipping
Kaeneis over. Kaeneis is in a sitting position and Paul falls to his
knees and locks in a headlock. He struggles to hold it tightly as
Kaeneis fights to get to his knee. He slowly manages to standup and
delivers a crushing back suplex to Philips.
JC: Oh my! He landed right on his head.
RW: Well that should slow down Philips offense a bit.
Both men are down and as the ref’s count gets to 4 Kaeneis
makes it to his knee and Paul begins to get up. Kaeneis back up a
bit as Paul is getting to his feet with a little aide from the
ropes. Paul gets to his feet as Kaeneis runs at him and big boots
him in the face out to the apron.
JC: This looks like the same position Kaeneis and Gunz were
in last week, as Gunz managed to sneak a quick count in to get the
victory and the IC title.
RW: Well let’s hope he’s learned his lesson.
Paul attempts to headbutt Kaeneis in the gut but as he does
Kaeneis knees him in the side of the head. He grabs his head and
picks him up. He set him up for a suplex over the ropes. He holds
him up for a few seconds before dropping him to the mat. Kaeneis
stands in the corner as Philips is getting up in the middle of the
ring. He stands up and Kaeneis runs at him and hits the Serenity
DDT.
JC: Oh my God he hit the Serenity DDT in the middle of the
ring… This is it we have a new Number 1 contender…
He pins him.
Paul kicks out before the ref can count to three.
JC: Surprisingly neither man has worked on the hardcore
aspect of this match yet.
Kaeneis picks him up and Irish whips Paul who intelligently
slides under the bottom ropes to the outside. He shakes his head and
holds it trying to break out of the stupor caused by the DDT.
Kaeneis follows him. As Kaeneis turns the corner of the ring Paul
nails him between the eyes with a chair. Kaeneis fall backwards,
limp. Paul falls on his ass with a bit of exhaustion. Kaeneis gets
to his knees and Paul nails him over the head again. He then unfolds
the chair and sits in it for a bit, resting. Kaeneis stands up and
Paul delivers a shot below the belt and hooks his arm. He struggles
to pick him up for a suplex and drops him back onto the chair and it
collapses under Kaeneis’ weight. Paul walks over and grabs the
steel stairs he picks them up and slams them on Kaeneis chest. He
throws Kaeneis into the ring. He throws the apron up and grabs a
small brown bag. He slides into the ring and dumps the bag onto the
mat. Dozens of razor blades fall onto the matt. Paul looks to each
corner. He grabs 8 of them and walks to one corner. He sticks 4 in
both the middle and top turnbuckles. He walks to another and kicks
Kaeneis to keep him down. He repeats until razor blades are sticking
from every turnbuckle. He smiles sadistically as he picks Kaeneis
up. He walks him over to the corner. He spins him around and then
does a drop toe hold to the middle rope and razor blades pierce
Kaeneis’ mask and small trickles of blood run down the small
slashes in the mask. Paul then whips him into the other corner and
blades pierce his back and he stumbles forward in pain as Paul runs
at him. As Paul gets their Kaeneis bends over and tosses Paul up.
Paul’s face lands on the top turnbuckles and blades pierce his
eyebrows and make small slits in his face. Both men fall to the
ground and struggle to get up. They both stand at about the same
time and Paul quickly punches him in the side of the head. He then
hits the Message of Hope out of nowhere. He falls onto Kaeneis for
the cover
Kaeneis
throws Paul off of him. Paul steps through the middle ropes and
waits for Kaeneis to get up as well. He gets up and Paul jumps off
of the top rope and springboards towards Kaeneis who catches him
with both hands around the throat. He holds him up and flicks his
own hair back. He then falls hitting the Remembrance Drop. He
attempts the pin…
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"Got You by the Balls"
by AC/DC plays over the pa, and President Connor MacDaddy walks out
to the stage.
Phil: It's time for the main
event, but what is he doing out here?
Connor MacDaddy: Don't worry
I'll make this short. After mcuh debating between me and... myself.
I have decided to have a stipulation to this main event. So... not
only will the World Title be on the line, but both wrestler's career
will be as well. This match is now a Loser Leaves SFT match. Thank
you.
Phil: Woah! Can he do that?
Steve: He just did.
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Cage*
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HaVoC
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World
Heavyweight Championship : Loser Leaves SFT Match ] |
The arena goes dark and many
prayers are said in low voices in Latin simultaneously. Suddenly there
is an explosion of fire as 'O Fortuna' begins playing. HaVoC steps out
onto the ramp and moves his head to see all the fans and savor their
boos. He slowly walks to the ring and slides in. He hops onto one
turnbuckle and (like edge) leans foreword with his arms at his side.
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and
Gentleman, the following match is our Loser Leaves SFT, Main Event,
and is for the World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the
challenger. From the City of Dis. He weighs in at 237 pounds... Havoc!
The lights dim and the traditional
"Franchise Players" logo fades in on the striketron. It
holds for a minute, then fades to black and "Moment of
Clarity" by Jay Z then hits the speakers. Cage soon follows,
slowly and methodically, his eyes focused on his opponent with pent up
hellfire and rage burning through his soul. He holds the World title
in the air, and then he slowly gets into the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: and his
opponent, he is the SFT World Heavyweight Champion. From San Diego,
CA. Weighing in at 284 pounds... "The Franchise Player"
Cage!!!
Cage enters the ring and hands the
belt to the referee. The referee hands it to the timekeeper. Ding Ding
Ding! Havoc rushes towards Cage and goes for a kick to the midsection
but its blocked by Cage. Havoc shows signs of frustration. Cage just
stares at Havoc with determined eyes. Havoc stares back with his
demonic looking eyes.
Phil: These men know what is
at stake.
Steve: You could cut the
tension in the air with a knife.
As they continue Havoc has had
enough and rushes at Cage once again and thing time connects with a
knee to the stomach. Cage bends over and Havoc goes for an axe kick to
his head but Cage pulls up and his Havoc square in the jaw. Havoc
falters and stumbles backwards, He quickly shakes his head and realizes
that Cage is running towards him in an attempt to take advantage of
his state. As he runs towards him Havoc regains conscious and catches
him in a ddt position and slams him Hard on the mat
Phil: Ouchies.
Havoc goes to the tope of the
turnbuckle he signals for the HaVoC Hangover!
Steve: Already?
Phil: This could be Cage's
end.
Cage stands to his feet and looks
around with a smiles on his face. Suddenly Cage goes for a running leg
drop and hits! He goes for a pin.......
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suddenly Havoc tosses Cage off of
his body and slowly gets to his feet. Cage is staring at him with surprised
eyes and rushes him, out of NOWHERE, Havoc grabs cage and nails Cage's
UNCaged!
Phil: Holy crap! Out of
nowhere!
Steve: Cage's own move!
Havoc goes for the pin...
Phil: I can't believe it!
Steve: The rookie Havoc has
become the World Champion!
Phil: What humiliation for
Cage. Beaten and forced to leave SFT by his own move!
Cage starts to get up as the fans
chant, "Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey,
goodbye." Cage gets to his feet and flips off the crowd. He
slides out of the ring and exits the stadium... forever.
Steve: That is the last time
we will see Cage.
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::Ending::
"Holocaust" by
Savatage plays over the PA as Paul Philips, Gunz, and Exterminator
come out from the back. Paul goes to the timekeeper's table and
picks up the World title. All three men slide into the ring and
approach Havoc. Paul hands him the title. Havoc looks down at the
belt, and then raises it high in the air. The other holocaust member
applaud Havoc. Exterminator and Gunz then lift Havoc up on their
shoulder and parade him around the ring as Havoc holds the belt
up.
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Credits |
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Bobby Love d.
Drogden
Gunz d. Lucas
Balkan
Accountant d. Heretic
Bone Breaker d. Violator
Kaeneis d. Paul Phillips
HaVoC d. Cage |
Match
One: Erik Dean
Match Two: Shadow
Match Three: Johnny Legend
Match Four: Megan
Match Five: HaVoC
Match Six: Connor MacDaddy |
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