![]() Strike Fantasy Towers Lethal Lottery 5 With JC and RW June 26th 2005 Sunday Nigh 10:00pm Live From Sheffield England Hallam FM Arena The otherside from the Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play as the the crowd goes wild. We xee RW and JC take their places. Manix vs. Colonel Freedom Standard Match
The bell rings as both men have made their way to the ring. Freedom starts it off with a clothesline followed up by a guillotine leg drop. Manix with a side arm takedown followed by single leg takedown.
RW: Freedom looks a little off.
JC: Is that so? I Hear you to you were out drinking till 5am this morning.
RW: I never stopped drinking its not my fault the man cant hold his liquor.
Manix now with a fiermans face breaker.
Then hits his Venom's taste followed quickly in the ropes by his No Rest for the Wicked as Freedom is out cold. Manix covers him for the quick 1...2...3.
JC: And Manix gets the ppv win. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Winner: Manix Johnny Legend vs. Slade Wilson Standard match
RW: "Let’s the 2nd match begins."
The match starts off and the bell is rung to begin the match. Johnny and Slade start exchanging punches and words. Then Slade gets some cheap shots in starting with a low blow then it turns into an Eye Rake and poke into the eyes. This stuns Johnny Legend for the moment and allows Slade to climb the turnbuckle and try to make a Flying Heel Kick. He goes up for it and then Johnny moves out of the way and pushes Slade to outside the ring. Slade then goes crashing to the ringside ground. Johnny then climbed the turnbuckle and went for Asai Moonsault to outside.
JC: "Ouch."
RW: "I hope Slade doesn't have any busted ribcage from that on the outside."
The ref counts to 7 and then Slade gets up quickly and Johnny stagger to his feet as they both reach inside the ring. The both get up. Slade takes a swing at Johnny and misses. Johnny then lands a press slam Slade and slams Slade out of the ring.
RW: "It getting hectically dangerous between these two men’s tonight.”
JC: "Anything can happen and we better move a...
The announcers are fleeing for cover. Then Johnny gets up on the turnbuckle and tries a Flying elbow drop and lands it on Slade.
JC: "Now Slade is in lots of pain and it looks like the match will end soon.”
The ref then counts to 9 but Slade awakes again and climb into the ring.
RW: “This is unbelievable, how much can one man like Slade take?!”
Then Slade tries a cloth line running attack and Johnny reverses it into inverted DDT. Johnny went for the pin. The ref start count to 2 but Slade grabs hold to rope. Johnny step back then delivers a suplex onto Slade. He hangs on to the hold after impact and turns it into a Double Arm DDT.]
JC: "By grounding Slade in this match is a sweet return for Johnny."
[Johnny releases the hold and lets Slade stagger to his feet. Johnny charges for a clothesline but is met by a hard dropkick that turns Johnny inside out in the mouth! Johnny rises from the mat holding his mouth in pain only to nail by another dropkick to the teeth. Slade makes it trick as he hits this move one final time!]
RW: "You know maybe he need a new teeth replacement after the night is over...."
JC: "You know how important Johnny teeth are in this business!”
RW: "I do not how important his teeth are but tell me?"
JC: "Forget it."
RW: "Really, I want to know, JC?”
JC: "I said forget it and back to the match."
[As Slade reaches down to pick him up. Johnny knee's him right in the groin! Johnny follows this up by pinning him the turnbuckle and bring a head butts and Slade falls. Johnny signals for The Ego Effect finisher but Slade reverse it into a suplex!]
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RW: "Kick Out!!!!!"
JC: "A very close win for Slade."
[Slade springs to the outside and as Johnny turns and hits him with a spring board dropkick! Johnny grabs Slade and throws him to turnbuckle. He leaps to the top rope and deliver Top Rope DDT.
RW: "That almost decapitates Slade with Top Rope DDT!"
Legend tries the cover but Slade somehow kicks out at 2. Johnny cant believe it, he tries a top rope headbutt but Slade lifts up his leg at the last moment hits Legend right in the head. Both men lye next to each other not moving the ref counts 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.
RW: Shit they just layed there like dogs asleep!
JC: Take it easy man both are wiped out.
Winner: Double count out. RW: well snap ok both men need to be taken out of the ring.MInutes later Kayleigh Jameson vs. Drogden US title match
The arena turns a soft aquamarine color, as the chilly voice of Rachel from Waterproof Blonde beings to blare over the PA system. Slowly Kayleigh walks out onto the ramp, with a smirk on her face. Standing on the ramp for a moment, she saunters down to the ramp. On her way down, she pulls her long hair into a pony tail ignoring the fans booing her and attempting to put her down. Walking up the steps, she goes into the ring between the top and middle ropes. Kayleigh than walks to the center of the ring and slowly turns around glaring at the fans, she then folds her arms across her chest and waits for her opponent.
As "Another Brick in the Wall" starts playing smoke covers the stage as Drogden steps on the stage wearing a long black coat with his head down. With the music kicks in he lets out a huge scream and runs to the ring. He then stares down Kayleigh rubbing his hands together as the Refaree calls for the bell.
**DING DING**
The two circle each other as the fans start a “she’s a hoe” chant Kayligh yells at the fans as they lock up. Drogden shoves Kayliegh across the ring as the Fans cheer. Drogden grins as they lock up again. Drogden shoves her aside again. She starts to smack the ring with her hands all pissed. She quickly gets to her feet and they go to lock up again and kayliegh ducks under behind drogden and kicks him in the ass and laughs at him. Drogden turns around and they go to lock up again and again she Ducks and kicks him in the ass. Kayleigh just points to her head.
RW: I think she is obviously saying she is smarter than Drogden
JC: Prettier too.
RW: Well, yes. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Drogden nods his head and they go to Lock up but this time Drogden ducks and Slaps Kayliegh on the ass hard the whole crowd hears a loud **SMACK** Kayleigh gets pissed and rushes Drogden who arm drags her.. She charges again and he arm drags her again and she rolls outside. Kayliegh circles the ring and looks at drogden and waves him off and turns around and starts to leave.
RW: Kayleigh is taking the high road home she doens’t want to finish this match.
JC: I hate to see her leave, but I love watching her go.
RW: you are a sick prick.
The fans cheer as Drogden from behind grabs her by the hair and brings her back and rolls her in the ring. He rolls into the ring Kayleigh on her knees puts her hands up and puts her hands together for a timeout. Drogden shakes his head no and grabs her by the hair. He slowly lifts her up as she nails him with a thumb to the eye he lets go and stumbles back and she hits him with a chop block and he falls to his knees. Kayleigh off the ropes dropkicks him in the back of the head. Drogden holds the back of his head off the ropes she drops a leg drop but Drogden rolls out of the way. Drogden slowly to his feet heads for Kayleigh but she uses a drop toe hold. She gets to her feet and taunts the crowd. They boo furiously. Se runs off the ropes and goes for The Fallen Hope Drogden lifts his knees but kayleigh lands on her feet and grabs his legs. She loos at the crowd they boo again she drops a fist right in the upper thigh area.
JC: that looked a little low to me.
RW: Yes it did.
JC: She can do that to me any day of the week
RW: You need help.
JC: She can help me.
RW: NO seriously stop it
JC: Where is Slade when you need a good commentating partner.
The ref warns Kayleigh about the closed fist. She shrugs and stomps on Drogden. And goes for a pin one… two.. Kickout. She picks up drogden and goes for a scoop slam but he drops behind her and grabs her around the waiste he pushes her towards the ropes and they hit the ropes and he uses the momentum to pull her down and and roll back and a pining combination one… two.. Kickout. Both to their feet Drogden ducks the clothsline and grabs her and hits her with a huge brain buster. Drogden covers.. One… two… kickout. Drogden looks at the ref the ref holds up two fingers.
RW: the ref tells Drogden its only a count of two.
JC: That’s not what he is saying!!
RW: What?
JC: What do you think those two fingers REALLY mean.
RW: you are Impossible and sick and, and, and JUST WRONG
Drogeden grabs Kayleigh by the hair the ref warns him he picks her up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. The fans are on their feet drogden to the second rope punches Kayleigh. Drogden then puts his left foot on the top rope grabbing her in superplex position then gets his other foot on the top rope and SUPERPLEX.. But Kayliegh shifts in mid air turning it into a cross body. And drogden hit’s the mat hard the ref counts one… two… thr shoulder up. Kayleigh grabs him and shoots him into the corner turnbuckle he reverses and she goes hard into the corner turnbuckle Drogden goes for a spear and Kayleigh lifts her feet and he goes through she sunset flips him for the cover and puts her feet on the second rope… one…. Two…. Three.. Kickout.. The ref calls for the bell.
**DING DING**
Winner: Kayleigh Jameson RW: Kayleigh is the NEW US ChampionJC: HOLY Crap, more gold for her. RW: So far this is an incredible Pay Per view.
Angel of Death and Bane vs. Hub and Burton Edwards Stables match
"You Gonna Feel" By HAV plays over the PA system and the lights go out completely. The crowd doesn't know how to react to the intro music they haven’t heard before.
Randy - Who the hell is this?
John - I don't know.
A spotlight hits the entrance ramp and a quartette of people walk out. Once they've stepped into the spotlight they are revealed to be Jeff King with Ms. Black and Kamikaze with Dr. Saint. Ms. Black and Dr. Saint are both individually holding suitcases. Jeff King is wearing his traditional english suit and he is holding his cane and Ms. Black's free hand. Kamikaze is wearing a man's kimono and is holding Dr. Saint's free hand. Kamikaze waves happily to the crowd and Jeff King tips his hat to them.
Randy - What do these two have to do with each other?
John - I don't know but I'm more interested in their lady companions and what those suitcases are for.
The four of them make their way down to the ring with the spot light following them Kamikaze jumps up onto the apron and holds the ropes for the rest of them as they make their way into the middle of the ring. Kamikaze joins them after the last of them has made it through. They pose in the spotlight a final time before the lights return to the arena. Jeff King gets a microphone from the bell ringer and steps back into the middle of the ring.
Jeff King - Honor. Honor and respect is what brings Kamikaze and I out here today. Honor shall be our name and respect shall be what we receive.
The crowd boos at this comment obviously thinking King is demanding their respect.
John - The crowd isn't liking this already.
Kamikaze politely takes the microphone.
Kamikaze - Don't get us wrong. We're not demanding your respect. We're going to earn it. Because of what's in these briefcases.
Kami hands the mic back to King.
Jeff King - You see. Kamikaze and I were in the back talking about it and the Tag Team division looks a little weak and shaky at the moment. It doesn't have solid champions for people to aspire to be like and it doesn't even have that many tag teams themselves.
The crowd remains quiet unsure of what's going to happen.
Randy - What are these two getting at?
King hands the microphone back to Kami.
Kamikaze - We came to the conclusion that we could solve both problems at once. So we're announcing our Tag Team. We are Sonkei!
The crowd gives a moderately warm reception to Kamikaze's news.
Kamikaze hands the microphone back to King.
Jeff King - Not only that. But we're announcing our new championship status as the Tag Team Champions!
Dr. Saint and Ms. Black take out the briefcases open them revealing the tag team championship belts inside and hand them to Jeff and Kami. They take them and adorn themselves in their own manner. Kami puts it on over his kimono and Jeff slings it over his shoulder. All of this is met with a generally bad reception from the crowd.
Jeff King - What? We're doing this for you people. We're doing this so you can have tag team champions to appreciate and look up to!
John - This is horrible! They didn't even pin anyone for those belts they just took them and said they belong to them!
“You Gonna Feel” By HAV begins to play again. The lights go out and a spotlight is put on the group. They make their way back up the ramp and leave. The crowd is stunned by what is has just heard.
John – Just when I thought Kamikaze was going to be a great guy in this place he has to go and join up with Nirvana and take titles that don’t belong to them.
Randy – This happens John. He’s probably still a great guy we just needed tag team champs and these two stepped forward and made their presence known.
John – Yeah well on to an actual tag team match with real consequences. It’s time for Bane and Angel of Death versus Hub and Burton Edwards.
The Fury starts to play over the PA system as the 4-Saken logo comes on the Tron. It then burst into flames and the ramp goes up in flames as Bane and AOD come up from the ramp with Bones. They look around the arena and head towards the ring. They get to the ring and climb in ready to fight. They stand in the ring and wait for their opponents.
Randy – They look ready to fight here tonight.
John – Yes but are they ready for their opponents Hub and Burton Edwards?
The entrance ramp clouds with smoke and "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits over the sound system as Hub makes his way down the entrance ramp calmly to a small pop from the crowd. He stares at AOD and Bane as he waits for his partner to come out at the foot of the ring. He doesn’t have to wait long as The arena lights cut out, and two jets of smoke begin to cover the stage as Rammstein's 'Reise, Reise' begins to play through the arena. As the guitars kick in, the stage erupts with a loud bang, as red and gold pyro shoots into the air. As the smoke clears away, Burton Edwards walks onto the stage. He stands atop the stage, and stretches his arms out either side of him, as gold sparks rain down from the rafters.
As the crowd boos him, he slowly walks down the entrance way, as jets of fire light up the otherwise dark arena. Upon reaching the ring, he stands next to Hub the two exchange a greeting and then rush into the ring and meet AOD and Bane as the four of them begin exchanging punches with each other. Bones quickly escapes out of the ring and waits at ring side.
match starts
Edwards is knocked down by Bane and AOD is knocked down by Hub. The two roll out of the ring and Bane and Hub tie it up. Hub hip tosses Bane across the ring. He gets up and is met with a running drop kick. Hub gets up as does Bane. Hub goes for a right on Bane but Bane blocks and hits him with a right of his own. Hub tries again but Bane blocks again and hits him with a right of his own again. Hub tries a third time and Bane blocks a third time but before Bane can throw a right of his own Hub knees him in the gut.
John – Oh that had to hurt!
Randy – I’m sure it does John.
At this point “You Gonna Feel” By HAV plays over the PA system.
John – What do these two want?!
Randy – They probably just want to watch the match up close. These are two good tag teams out here.
Sure enough Kamikaze and Nirvana walk out this time unaccompanied by Dr. Saint and Ms. Black and head down to ringside. This time without their spotlight, they work their way over to the announcer’s table and sit down next to John and Randy. Edwards was busy watching them for interference that he didn’t see Bane get up until it was too late. Bane hits him with a face buster and crawls over to AOD and tags him in.
John – Hello Kamikaze, Nirvana. What are you two doing here?
Kamikaze – We’re here to watch our competition John. You see we may have gotten these titles without a match but we plan on establishing that even if we were in a match with someone we’d have won them so we’re going to be fighting champions.
Randy – See John your fears were misplaced. Kamikaze is a great guy.
AOD takes Edwards and double arm DDTs him into the mat hard. He stands up and gloats to the crowd.
Jeff King – You see. That’s exactly the sort of thing you won’t see happen with us.
John – Which part the getting DDTed or gloating to the crowd?
Jeff King – I’ve said my piece for now.
John – What?
Kamikaze – Lay off my tag partner!
John – Ok. Ok.
Edwards was able to crawl over to Hub while AOD was gloating and tags him in. Hub runs across the ring and his AOD with a crossbody right when he turns around. However AOD catches Hub and Gorilla Press Slams him. Or he almost does anyway. As Hub falls he grabs AOD and delivers a sharp neckbreaker to him. This move actually lands and AOD and Hub lay there for a minute. The Ref starts to count. 1… 2… 3… 4… Both men stir. 5… They’re on their hands and knees. 6… Hub is on his feet. 7… 8… AOD gets to his feet. Hub chops AOD who responds with a right. Hub chops again and AOD punches again.
Randy – Any one can take it at this point.
Hub keeps chopping away and gains the upper hand he backs AOD into the ropes and sends him off. He runs and tries to drop kick AOD but AOD moves out of the way and tags in Bane. Hub rolls over to Edwards and tags him in. Edwards charges Bane but Bane pulls down on the ropes and Edwards goes flying out of the ring. Bane insults Hub who starts to come into the ring but the Ref attempts to stop him.
Randy – Perfect opportunity to cheat right here.
Nirvana – Truth is Truth.
John – What?
Nirvana gets up and stalks Edwards as Edwards stands up Nirvana unleashes In The Name Of Gore on him. Hub can see this and attempts to come to his partner’s aid all the more but the Ref continues to stop him. As Nirvana finishes Kamikaze hits him with the Kamikaze Korkskrew.
John – This isn’t right! The Tag Team Champions just took out Hub’s tag team partner!
Randy – Or they just thinned down the competition.
Kamikaze and Nirvana call to AOD and Bane to come out and work on Edwards as they start dismantling the Announcer’s table taking off all the expensive stuff. They clear it and John and Randy get out of the way. Hub is livid trying to get to his tag partner but the ref continues to stop him.
John – I’ve never seen a ref hold someone off for so long like this.
Randy – Hey the Tag Champs and Bane and AOD are taking advantage either way!
Bane and AOD then hit the Playtime is Over on the announce table to Edwards. They then roll him back into the ring and Bane climbs in after him. The tag champs go around to where Hub is and wait for the ref to realize that Bane is pinning Edwards. As soon as he does they grab Hub and start attacking him keeping him from breaking the count. The ref counts. 1!... 2!... 3!...
John – Bane and AOD stole it!
Randy – Stole won inventively who are we to judge?
John – It’s all cause of those damn Tag Champs of ours.
AOD and Bane start to celebrate in the ring. Having finished with Hub, Nirvana and Kamikaze join them. It appears that they are all on the same page celebrating as a cohesive unit when Nirvana and Kamikaze turn on their “allies” they beat them down and Nirvana locks the crossface on AOD. Kamikaze sends Bane to the ropes than hits the Kamikaze Krab on him.
John – Do these two have any friends?
Randy – Whether they do or not they’re the tag champs and they need to worry about competition.
After a couple minutes of ignoring the ref the stop their assault on the now unconscious Bane and AOD. Hub and Edwards are still on the ground as well. Kamikaze grabs a mic and addresses the crowd.
Kamikaze – I’m sorry everyone. I didn’t really want to attack these guys and I’m sure Nirvana didn’t want to attack his stable mates. But the fact is that these two are just about the only two tag teams in this fed. We had to establish our dominance as the Tag Champs.
The crowd boos.
Kamikaze – Hey. Hey. Hey. Don’t worry about it. Nirvana and I are going to make it up to you. You know how? We’re going to hold a tournament! That’s right a tag team tournament. And the tag team that makes it through to win the finals shall face us for the Tag Team Titles! How’s that for a prize?
The crowd cheers.
Kamikaze – See we’re not so bad! So anyone in the back, or anyone in the ring right now ON their back. All you need to do is get yourself a tag partner and enter. But be warned. This isn’t going to be like any tag tournament. This is going to be like the Death Match Tournaments we have back in Japan. Every match has to have a stipulation. Whether it’s a tables match or a chairs match or a ladders match. It has to have something! Oh and we’ll save a special stipulation for the final match with us.
The scene fades to commercial with Nirvana and Kamikaze standing over the bodies of AOD, Bane, Burton Edwards, and Hub.
Winner: Angel of Death and Bane Connor MacDaddy vs. Kyle Murphy Hell in a cell match
They make their way to the rings respectively. The cell is lowered as the crowd goes quiet.
RW: You can cut the tension with a knife here, no pun intended.
JC: Both men have no love lost with each other.
The bell rings. And Connor strikes first with a lariat followed up by a flying leg dropkcik quicly tryin a pin, but Kyle is not even phased kicks out at 1. Then Connor tries to fling Kyle into the cell, but Kyle is able to use his arms to protect his face.
RW: blood! blood! give me blood!
JC: shhh quiet you drunken fool, who do you think you are Dracula?
Kyle fights back with a delayed fisherman slam then a running powerbomb as the ring shakes.
RW: ohh I felt that all the way over here.
Now he hits his celtic cross followed by his Decapitator.
JC: This could be it right there.
Kyle now hits his Murphy's Law as he slowly covers and the ref counts 1...2...3
RW: There you have it.
JC: Kyle is the winner!
Winner: Kyle Murphy Louis Cypher and The Accountant vs. Ray Cross and The Guyver Lethal Lottery semi finals match
The Accountant walks to the ring carrying a silver briefcase and wearing spectacles. The Accountant enters the ring via the middle rope and then he sets the briefcase down under one of the corner turnbuckles, pops it open, places his glasses in it, closes it, and prepares for his opponent to enter the ring. If the opponent is in the ring he gives him a nasty smirk and readies for battle. Louis Cypher comes down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope.
All is pitch black and silent in the stadium. Then the thundering sound of a slow beating heart is projected loudly around the arena as the lights are brought to bear on a lone figure standing at the top of the ramp. Pyro's fire off and, "Hey You Nice Shot" by Filter begins to play as he tosses his cigar to the ground and stomps it out before making his way defiantly to the ring. He has tuned out the fans and his concentration is unshakable.
"Won't Back Down" plays over the address sound system. As it blast the sound system. The Guyver steps down the entrance ramp through the smoke. White sparkling with gold, red, and black pyro mixed as it begins to engulf the Guyver as he stands with his facing forward at the ring and his arms in a formation and his head is down. He spins 180 degree to his right and drops his arms to his side. He slowly brings his head up as he glares into the camera. As his head goes completely up and levels. He breathes a stream of smoke out of his nose. He slowly and menacingly walks down to the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air. He crosses the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Then he climbs up the turnbuckle. As he raise his fist up through out the arena as he repeats the process acknowledging the crowd chanting and cheering.
John Cartwright: Here we go with the first of two lethal lottery matches tonight.
Randy White: This should be a classic with four guys that are starving for a title shots and are only a step or two away.
Cypher and Cross start off the match as they stare each other down waiting for the bell to ring. Once it does Cross initiates the grapple then taking the advantage by kneeing Cypher in the stomach. Cypher bends over holding his stomach as Cross grabs him and Irish whips him into the corner. Cross follows up with a charging clothesline but Cypher ducks then steps back planting a dropkick between the shoulders of Cross. Cross falls onto the second turnbuckle as Cypher steps back and sizes him up. Cypher charges and nails a knee to the back of Cross. Cross’s head whips into the turnbuckle and falls back onto the canvas. Cypher immediately grabs Cross by one leg and drags him back to his corner. Cypher tags in the accountant and flips Cross onto his stomach and holds his legs. The accountant climbs the top rope and jumps off hitting an elbow to the upper back of Cross. Cross rolls around in agony but stops as soon as Accountant hits another elbow this time from the second rope. Cross rolls around in agony but stops when the accountant hits an elbow off the first elbow drop. Cross lies motionless as the accountant hits another elbow drop. Cypher lets go of Cross’s legs and goes to the apron as he does the accountant covers Cross for the pin.
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Guyver runs in and drags the accountant off of Cross. Cypher tries to enter the ring to get at Guyver but as he does Guyver dropkicks him in the stomach causing him to fall off of the apron to the floor, Guyver immediately goes back to his corner. The accountant takes a while to get to his feet but when he does he stomps Cross numerous times then plants his kneecap in between the shoulder blades of Cross. The accountant tags in Cypher while still having his knee between Cross’s shoulders. Cypher kicks Cross in the face a dozen times before he backs off and stand in his corner. Accountant goes to the apron. Cypher crouches as Cross gets to his feet. Cypher kicks Cross in the stomach then sets up for the unholyer. Cross is able to unlock Cypher’s hands and push him forward into his corner hitting accountant off of the apron. Cross starts to make his way towards his corner and is able to tag Guyver. However, as Cross was making his way to the corner the accountant was able to grab one of the referee’s legs distracting him from seeing the tag. Guyver runs into the ring and goes after Cypher. Guyver hits some rights and lefts then some hooks but when he goes for a huge haymaker the referee gets in the way. Guyver looks confused and is informed to get back to the corner. Guyver yells at the referee but eventually goes back to his corner. While the referee escorts Guyver to his corner Cypher grabs Cross throwing him back into his corner. Cypher tags in accountant. Cypher kicks Cross in the stomach then puts him on the shoulders then positions him towards his own corner. The accountant climbs to the top rope then leaps off hitting the doomsday device. The accountant covers Cross for the pin. However, the referee is still distracted by Guyver. After a dozen seconds the referee realizes the pin and goes over to count.
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Kick out!!!
Randy White: Wow, this is just pure wrestling 101 by Cypher and the accountant
John Cartwright: You’re not kidding their just cutting him off from his corner and focusing of one body part.
Randy White: Right now, Guyver is just itching to get back into the ring.
The accountant goes over to the referee and argues about the count. Cross slowly gets to his feet. As he does the accountant turns around trying to kick him but catches the foot. The accountant goes for an enziguri but ducks. Cross quickly turns it into a one-legged Boston crab. The accountant yells in pain as he struggles to get to the ropes. The accountant is finally able to get to the ropes and Cross releases the hold. Cross goes over to his corner and is only inches away from tagging Guyver when Cypher rushes into the ring. Cypher tries to hit a clothesline to Cross but he ducks and Guyver hits him with an elbow from the apron. Cypher stumbles around dazed but Cross is able to hit a German suplex on him. Cross is again only inches away from Guyver when the accountant rushes at him with a clothesline but Cross ducks the move and Guyver hits him with an elbow. The accountant stumbles around dazed then is hit in the stomach with a kick from Cross before he locks him in a bear hug. Cross quickly hits him with a belly to belly suplex onto Cypher. Cross again is an inch away from Guyver but is still able to tag him in while collapsing to the canvas. Cypher and accountant both get to their feet at the same time. Guyver takes a running start hitting a double clothesline on both accountant and Cypher. Guyver crouches as he waits for the accountant to get to his feet. Guyver kicks accountant in the stomach and sets up for the high alert but Cypher kicks him in the stomach. Accountant lands on his back. Cypher waits as Guyver tries to get to his feet. Cypher kicks Guyver in the stomach and sets up for the unholyer. Guyver is able to unlock Cypher’s arms and push him away as he does Cross runs into the ring and hits him with a clothesline that knocks him out of the ring. Cross helps Guyver to his feet at the same time as the accountant struggles to get to his feet. The accountant rushes at both Guyver and Ray Cross but they simultaneously duck. As the accountant comes off the ropes Guyver and Cross hit the 3D. Guyver quickly covers for the pin. Cypher tries to rush into the ring but Cross baseball slides him into the face.
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Randy White: What a match as Guyver and Ray Cross advance in this lethal lottery.
Winner: The Guyver and Ray Cross As Cypher is recovering in the ring and checkin on Accoutant he doesn't spot Anishinabe come rushing down to the ring. He slides in the ring as Cypher turns around and hits a shining wizard kick. Cypher is down. Anishinabe gets out of the ring and grabs the IC title and runs off with it. RW: What the hell? That doesnt belong to him. Anishinabe runs back to the backstage area smiling like the chestire cat. JC: Anishinabe just stole Cyphers IC title belt. And oh man when Cypher gets up there'll be hell to pay.Saint Jude and Nirvana vs. Havoc and Agent Orange Lethal Lotery semi final match
"I Hurt Myself Today"
Johnny Cash's hurt hits the PA as images of tombstones appear on the striketron. The crowd begins to shout as the arena goes black and pictures of a morgue appear on the striketron. Pictures of bodies ripped apart, bodies crawling with maggots, etc. As the fans begin to boo a light shines onto the ramp as the pictures on the striketron change to a big grey screen.
"To See if I still feel"
Suddenly the arena goes deep green as "Hurt" continues to play on the pa and a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. the crowd begins to chant bloody murder as blood rises from the ramp way, and Jeff King And Ms.Black step out from behind the apron. Jeff if decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He's Holding Ms.Black's hand. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the striketron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring, he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring as he shares a passionate kiss with Ms.Black. The cash background slowly changes but still with Cash singing as the music has changed to Ring Of Fire and St. Jude walks shyly to the ring.. He rolls into the ring and holds his hand sup as the fans Cheer. Just then, "This Fire" by Franz Ferdinand begins to play pumping over the speakers in the arena. After a few seconds Agent Orange arrives. Agent Orange just looks at the ring. Orange slides under the bottom rope and goes to his corner. There he falls back leaning against the turnbuckle. The arena goes dark and many prayers are said in low voices in latin simultaneously. Suddenly there is an explosion of fire as 'O Fortuna' begins playing. HaVoC steps out onto the ramp and moves his head to see all the fans and savor thier boos. He slowly walks to the ring and slides in. He hops onto one turnbuckle and (like edge) leans forward with his arms at his side.
RW: Now this is an interesting match, you see Havoc and Nirvana go way back.. And this is the culmination of their feud.
JC: Finally
RW: I am sure they are just as sick of facing each other as you are. But I am sure the fans don’t want to miss this ending.
JC: Keep in mind, the match earlier. So far Cross and The Guyver have already advanced and they will be in the big drawing for the final match with the two winners of this match.
RW: Good point you could see Agent Orange and The Guyver facing Ray Cross and Havoc, or Even see the same winning teams tonight facing eachotehr in the next round.
JC: The possibilities are endless what if you see Nirvana and Cross on the same team?
RW: Or even facing each other for that matter.
JC: Again.
RW: But lets get to this Main Event match.. As the Ref calls for the bell Nirvana and Agent Orange are in the ring.
*** DING DING DING ***
The two men lock up and Nirvana quickly grabs the hair of Orange and pulls him into the turnbuckle the ref tries to break it up and finally they break apart.. And Orange slaps Nirvana across the face. Nirvana turns back and slaps Orange back. Orange and him quickly and fiercly lock back up. Orange then with a quick hiptoss but nirvana lands on his feet. And goes for a clothsline orange ducks under and behind and grabs him around the waist but nirvana reverses it and grabs orange from behind around the wais. Orange swings with a elbow but Nirvana ducks and belly to belly suplexes Orange. Orange hits hard and gets to his knees and looks up at nirvana who stands there looking at Orange. Orange circles Nirvana and they lock up again. Nirvana grabs a headlock and takes orange over into a headlock takedown. Orange flips to his stomach and positions himself around behind nirvana and pulls his head out still holding nirvanas arm and Orange now has Nirvana in a hammerlock. They get to their feet and Nirvana ducks back and under reversing the hamerlock into a hammer log Orange looks around for a way out to the left to the right then looks down and grabs Nirvanas foot with his free hand and Nirvana hit’s the ground Orange has Nirvana by the foot but nirvana uses his other foot and shoves orange off into the ropes Orange off the ropes comes back and Nirvana sticks both of his feet up to give a monkey flip to Orange but Orange grabs his legs and repositions himself and slingshots him into the turnbuckle but Nirvana lands on the middle ropes and goes for a flying back kick but Orange ducks out of the way, Nirvana lands on his feet and goes for a side kick but Orange catches his foot. And single leg takedown then drops and elbow on his knee. Then drops another elbow on his knee. Orange drags him over to their corner and tags in Havoc. Have in gives a boot to Nirvanas knee then drops a knee on the inside of nirvanas leg. Havoc tehn places Nirvana in an elevated boston crab.
JC: Good sound strategy, take out Nirvanas legs and over half his martial arts offense will be taken out.
RW: Exactly this is looking like an obvious strategy thought up by Havoc and agent orange lets just see if it pays off.
Nirvana yells out gritting his teeth. Nirvana reaching for the ropes.. Then gets a bit closer.. Then reaches for the ropes. Havoc pulls nirvana to the middle of the ring. Then Jude in the ring nails Havoc. Havoc lets go of the hold and turns around grabbing jude the ref gets in the way and starts to push Jude back to his corner when Nirvana slowly to his feet Havoc turns around and gets poked in the eyes.
RW: That was totally Illegal what the heck ref.
JC: the ref didn’t see it, it didn’t happen.
Nirvana irish whips havoc into the ropes and a back elbow and havoc goes down. Nirvana slowly moves to his partner and tags in St. Jude the fans start to cheer. Havoc to his feet as St Jude with a running double axe handle across the head of Havoc. St. Jude drops an elbow on him. Jude with a cover.. One…. Two… kickout. Jude Picks him up and suplexes him but holds him in the air for a stalling suplex. Then another cover one… two… thr kickout. St Jude tags in Nirvana, Nirvana and Jude grab Havoc and double suplex him. Nirvana Taunts the crowd and they boo him. Nirvana turns around and stomps Havoc Nirvana off the ropes with a leg drop but havoc rolls out of the way. Nirvana starts to twich putting his hand on his backside as he just hurt his tailbone. Havoc pulls himself up using the ropes. He looks back as nirvana slowly to his feet. They charge each other and double clothsline. Jude and Orange are reaching out.
RW: This match is anyone’s game it is soo close right now.
JC: Orange I think is the freshest of them and havoc definatly the most unfresh.
RW: And we aren’t talking about deoderant ladies and gentlemen.
Havoc reaches up and Nirvana reaches up havoc tags in Orange orange runs in just before nirvana is about to tag and Orange Nails St jude righ toff the apron. Orange grabs Nirvana and picks him up and scoop slams him. Jude rushes in the ring and the ref gets in his way and stops him and tries to get him back into his side. Havoc and Orange then double team Nirvana. And Havoc goes to his corner just before the ref turns around. Orange shoots Nirvana off the ropes and this Nirvana with a Samoan drop. Orange sits up and dusts off his hands and then just elans back for the cover.. One…. Two… Kickout. Orange looks pissed and turns around and actually covers Nirvana.. One….. Two… thr shoulder up. Orange Picks up Nirvana and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle but Nirvana ducks and pulls Orange back into the opposite turnbuckle behind him and Orange collides with the refaree. Orange turns around Nirvana with a huge side kick but Orange gets nailed hard, Havoc comes in from behind and nails Nirvana from behind. Both men go to the ground St Jude then comes in and a boot to the side of havocs head. Orange slowly to his feet gets clothslined over the top rope by Jude and both men go to the floor. They start to battle it out on the outside. Nirvana then rolls to the outside and grabs a chair as Havoc walks up behind Nirvana and turns him around. Nirvana swings with the chair clocking Havoc upside the head. Orange then sends Jude shoulder first into the ringpost. Judes feet go flying into the air as he hit’s the ground hard. Nirvana grabs Havoc and slams his head into the announcers table. Orange grabs Jude and goes to irish whip him again but Jude reverses it and Orange ducks under and reverses it back and jude goes shoulder first into the ring steps at the next corner. Nirvana grabs Havoc and goes for a suplex.. The suplex will send Havoc right through the ring announcers table. But Orange from behind grabs Havoc and Havoc lands on his feet. Nirvana turns around to see what happened and gets double clothslined by Orange and Havoc Orange rolls Nirvana back into the ring as Jude from behind nails Havoc. In the Ring Orange goes for the Cover… you can hear the fans.. One…. Two… threee.
RW: That should be it it should be over right there
JC: But the ref is out cold.
Orange looks around and wavs to the back and covers again the fans again one.. Two… three. Finally another ref can be seen running down the back and slides into the ring. The ref counts.. One…. Two…. thre shoulder up. Orange can’t believe it. Orange flps Nirvana over and applies his finisher the Shades of Orange. He hold sthe modified camel clutch/ full nelson hold nirvanadoesnt give up.. And doesn’t give in. the ref asks him he says nooo. Orange can be heared.. “ask him” the ref asks Nirvana says no. Nirvana pulls his knees in under himself. And pushes himself on his back and orange still holds on. Nirvana quickly sticks his knees between his arms and uses his legs to pull the full nelson apart. Nirvana quickly reaches around grabbing Oranges Leg. He then applies the devil Lock… Havoc rushes for the ring but Jude is holding Havocs leg. Orange finally after holding on as long as he can taps out.
Winner: Saint Jude and Nirvana
Shadow and Connor stand on the stage looking down at another ppv in the history books. Both smile as the show comes to an end. |