The show opens up with air born fireworks around the sea based U.S.S. Enterprise. Fans are seated throught the area the edges of the ship are barricaded and there is definate areas for fans to go. Custom bleachers have been set to fill the ships surface. Towers have been converted into skyboxes for the event. As "Dead Souls" By Nine Inch Nails begins to play over the huge P.A. system. From the entranceway a steel door handle spins fast and slides open as smoke rolls out Azreal steps through the smoke. The fans boo him as he slowly head sto the ring. Behind him hsi special enforcer The Grifter. Azreal enters the ring and grabs a microphone.
Azreal: No risky business tonight. On second thought, risky business makes for good ratings and a great show. Tonight Connor has a match voiding him of his ownership rights making him a wrestler for this show. My Show. tongiht All hell breaks loose and I run the show. And there is no one here to stop it. Holocaust will hold the night, HOSTAGE!
Azreal laughs and with a cheap carsalesman smile looks over the crowd. He is just about to talk when a slight breeze picks up in the ring. Azreal stops to look around then looks up at a huge corporate helicopter. On the side of the helicopter it says; "Strike Towers" and has the SFT logo behind the words. The Helicopter finally lands on the ship just past the huge pile of fans throughout the area. As the camera zooms in the door of the helicopter opens. From behind the door steps Shadow, and the fans all cheer.
Azreal: DAMNNIT.. NO NO NO! You weren't supposed to be here tongiht... DAMNNIT Shadow, you are supposed to be away on business!
Shadow walks through the crowd mostly ignoring them and walks up to the ring but not in it. He looks up to Azreal and smiles and nods. then heads past the ring and to the backstage area and the door closes behind him. Azreal looks aroudn and drops the microphone and follows out.
Emily: What was that all about?
Jake: corporate things I guess.
Emily: Shadow probably didn't trust that Az-Hole to run this show on his own.
Jake: I doubt that! I mean, Azreal is great. He saved the tuesday night show single handedly and not to mention our jobs.
Emily: The first match of the evening, ladies and gentlemen, we have Precious against Allison Johnson.
Jake: I can’t freakin’ wait!
Emily: And the fact that they’re both involved with two of the most powerful men in the SFT doesn’t do a thing to dissuade you, does it?
Jake: Hell no!
Haunted blares over the PA system. After a few moments of the song, Allison slowly makes her way towards the ring. A determined look is on her face, as she ignores the boos and cheers from them all. As she walks up the steel steps, she plays with her hair innocently. Entering between the top and middle rope, she gives the fans a glance at her tight butt. Once getting in the center, she slowly paces around the ring waiting for her opponent.
Emily: Allison is ready to go.
AS “I’m Good at Being Badd” plays, Precious comes out wearing black latex outfits or white outfits as the fans cheer for her she slides in under the bottom rope and poses in the ring and then on the ropes...
***DING DING DING***
The two ladies lock up in the center of the ring, each struggling for dominance. They break and circle each other, glaring back and forth.
Emily: Even match up, this one.
Jake: With the Force, strong you are.
Emily: Shut up.
Precious runs forward in a sudden rush, handsprings forward, hooking her legs around Allison’s head, then shifting her weight forward in a powerful leg scissors. Allison sails to the other side of the ring and collapses in a heap.
Emily: Oh my God, that was amazing!
Jake: Homina homina homina!
Precious rushes forward to capitalize, but Allison swings a wild elbow and connects solidly with Precious’ midsection. Unrelenting, Allison slaps Precious across the face with her left hand, then slams her fist into her jaw with her right, slowly gaining momentum. Allison runs back and lands a devastating tornado DDT, then climbs to the top turnbuckle as Precious slowly gets back to her feet.
Emily: Allison waiting on the Hurricarana.
Precious gets to her feet and Allison jumps, but Precious manages to catch her in mid-air with an amazing dropkick.
Jake: Holy mama, did you see that?
Emily: That must have hurt!
Precious calls for the Precious Effect and pulls Allison to her feet, winding up for the devastating headbutt.
Jake: Precious may have it right here!
Precious drives her head forward, but Allison grabs her head and slams it into the mat with an impromptu DDT.
Emily: She reversed it! Now Allison is calling for the Final Heaven.
Precious slowly staggers to her feet, and Allison hoists her onto her shoulders, pauses, then drops her heavily to the mat. Allison covers…
One…
Two…
Three!
Emily: Tell me about it. Ladies and gentlemen. You shoule have seen the chaos that went udnerway just an hour before we came on the air. We will take you back to some footage captured earlier, just before Genesis went on the air.
Backstage Holocaust is standing in the lockerroom, Havoc is holding a piece of paper up in the air and Nirvana is talking as Black pushes all the wrestlers back with the help of Interloper, Drodgen, and Reaper. King smiles at them, as Havoc points to the paper and shouts.
Havoc: Listen up!
Havoc throws a punch at a random worker who is trying to push through and forces him back into the crowd.
Nirvana: Trust me, you don't want to make Havoc mad. We can do whatever we want, after all. We do have iron contracts. What we're here to tell you is that this is a notice, signed and sealed by Azreal. Basicly, we're in a bussiness now. Most of you have probably noticed our...attacks, they're about to pick up. The only way to save yourself, is to pay us protection money. Now, this money will go to a good cause.
Havoc: Buying a new limo for us, someone scratched our last one.
All of Holocaust laugh as wrestlers listen and look on as the scene cuts back to ringside with Jake and Emily. Looking on as fans behind them make faces and hold up signs.
Emily: disgusting, but true.
Jake: I kinda
think it serves them right, next time maybe people will be more considerate
about the Holocaust Limo.
As the fans settle in there seats, the lights go dim… Green lights appear and illuminate the ramp all the way down to the ring. People begin to look towards the entrance way. Suddenly, Rage against the Machine’s BULLS ON PARADE begins to blare over the arena speakers… Fans get to their feet and Brickcity “B” makes his way from behind the curtain. It takes the fans a moment to realize who it is, but once they do… They erupt in cheers! Well, some errupt in cheers... Others BOO frantically... Brickcity hops into the ring, he takes a look around and smirks as the fans gaze in amazement
The arena darkens slightly as a purple spotlight shines brightly on the stage. Images of Regina Eisley flash quickly over the big screen just as "Here Is No Why" hits the stereo system. Regina herself appears at the top of the ramp while purple mist slowly begins to rise behind her. She struts down the ramp waving and smiling at the crowd, all the while tipping her hat to them. Regina then climbs the steel steps and is assisted by the referee when she enters through the middle and bottom ropes. From there, she removes her fedora and black business jacket and waits patiently in her corner for the match to begin
Jake: here we go, its go time.
The bellrings and they just stand there. But Regina does not stay that way for long she lunges herself at Brickcity and clobbers him, then hits a low kick as Brick goes down to his knees, Regina then hits a tequila sunrise and puts Brick in the corner and hits a rough rider on Brick as the crowd cheers.
Emily: You go girl.
Regina now with a spring heel kick off the ropes and then a hip toss. She covers but gets a 2 count. She tries a lionsault but Brick moves out of harms way as both now just lay there. Brick now with a helf nelson suplex then a big time Juvidriver.
Jake: You go boy!
Brick now in command with a DDT and a body slam, then a powerslam, he covers but the champ kicksout at 1. Brick shakes his head in frustration. Brick now with a belly to back suplex, then a belly to belly suplex. Now he goes up top and hits a top rope leg drop. He covers 1..2..kickout by Regina!
Brick goes up top again and goes for his skyline drop but Regina rolls out of the way and B hits nothing but mat. Regina now with a drop toe hold, then an elbow drop. She hits her Shattered Glass and covers 1….2…kickout by Brick.
Emily: What a match!
Regina now with a Blockbuster followed a great Hurricana. The crowd is on their feet for the champ. She hits her Dazzle and covers 1…2..kickout.
Jake: HA, he kicked out.
Emily: Luck.
Jake: No Luck she just didnt have what it took.
Emily: We will see.
Regina grabs Brickcity and nails him with a suplex. Regina off the ropes drops an elbow. She drops another one and another one. Regina goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... kickout. Regina stands up and can't believe it. Regina climbs to the top turnbuckle. The fans are on their feet. Regina jumps and Brickcity lifts his foot and catches regina right in the kisser. Regina stumbles backwards and falls through the ropes to the outside. Brickcity slowly gets to his feet as does regina on the outside. Brickcity runs and dives over the top rope nailing Regina with a suicide dive.
Jake: And that is how it is done!
Emily: That was an amazing display. Both are out cold.. you can hear the fans here on the ship chanting.
** holy shit holy shit holy shit **
Brickcity slowly gets to his feet and stumbles backwards and raises his hand up in the air. Brickcity grabs Regina and rolls her into the ring. Brickcity gets into the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle slowly. Regina gets to her feet and falls into the rope and Brickcity slips and crotches himself. The whole crowd can be heard cringing. Regina walks over and punches brickcity in the head then climbs up and punches him again. She grabs him in superplex position. She grabs him and lifts him up for a huge superplex and he pivots in midair turning it into a crossbody block and they both hit the ground... 1.... 2..... kickout.
Emily: Oh, I guess he doesn't have what it takes!
Jake: Shut up!
Both are laying on the ground as the ref counts. 1..... 2...... 3...... 4...... 5...... 6...... 7...... both start to move 8...... 9... Both are too their feet. Brickcity swings and nails regina.. then swings again.. but Regina returns fire.. Brick swings but regina blocks and swings back.. nailing him then nailing him again then nailing him again.. Regina backs him into the ropes and shoots him off the ropes, brickcity reverses it Regina off the ropes.. Regina ducks a clothsline and off the ropes and flies caching brickcity off guard with a flying forearm and brickcity goes down. Regina with a backflip to her feet as the fans cheer. Brickcity slowly getting to his feet and Regina nails him with Shattered Glass and he goes down. Regina points to the top rope and the fans cheer. She climbs the turnbuckle..
Emily: She is looking for Aces and Spades.
Jake: and she wont get it!
Emily: I doubt that.! Once she hits it it will be all over for Brickcity B.
Regina to the top rope but Brickcity is there and grabs her by the hair and pulls her to the ground and she nails the mat hard. Brickcity falls to one knee. and shakes his head. Then he gets back to his feet. Regina slowly to her feet swings with a punch and Brickcity ducks and nails her with the B Buster. And covers.. one..... two...... thre , Kickout. Breickcity sits up and stares at the ref.. then covers again.. one..... two....... thre, kickout. Brickcity yells at the ref. The ref to his feet yells back. brickcity yells again at the ref now to his feet. brickcity shoves the ref. the ref warns him and from behind Regina with a school boy rollup. one..... two.... kickout. Brickcity grabs her and swings Regina ducks and a belly to back suplex. Regina Covers.. one... two..... kickout. Regina to her feet and picks up Brickcity and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Regina follows in fast but Brickcity moves out of the way as she charges hard into the turnbuckle. Brickcity schoolboys Regina the ref down for the count.. Brickcity puts his feet up on ethe second rope. one.... two... three...
*** DING DING DING ***
brickcity rolls out fo the ring quickly before regina gets up he grabs his belt and slowly backs out up the ramp looking back at the ring where regina sits, looking on.
Emily: Bah, Brickcity cheated he had his feet on the damn ropes!
Jake: I didn't see anything? it was clean. how dare you make such accusations.
Emily: At anyrate folks this is another pre-Pay Per view scene we have. Take a close look.
the scene fades in we see Grizzly Z and Regina. Regina supports Z as they disembark the helicopter onto the U.S.S. Enterprise. Regina does not look one hundred percent, but she looks worlds better than Z as they head toward the makeshift locker room. Twice Z has to stop to rest, and twice Regina checks him over.
“I don’t think you should wrestle in your condition,” she murmurs once they reach the locker room.
“I’m fine,” Grizzly grimaces. “It’s not as excruciating as it looks.”
“No, I bet it’s worse!” she protests.
He glances at her, amusement showing through his pain.
“What about you? You don’t look so hot yourself, missy.”
“Don’t call me that,” she snaps, “and I’ll be fine-”
“So it’s okay for you to be the tough guy, but not for me?”
“Yes,” she replies, her tone softening. “Because I’m tougher than you.”
He laughs, a harsh, barking noise. “That’s probably true,” he croaks, “but I’m still gonna’ wrestle. Can’t let Balkan and Venom down, now can I?”
“Stubborn pig,” she says teasingly, resting her hand on his.
“Crazy bitch,” he shoots back, grasping her fingers gently, his giant hand dwarfing hers. “C’mon, we’ve got titles to defend.”
He stands and they part ways, but as they move apart their touch lingers, until finally their hands separate and they enter their respective locker rooms.
As the intro to "Get Back" by Ludacris begins, the lights dim, green and white lights flash around the arena. The words Trust and Believe appear on the titon tron as Venom appears at the top of the ramp. The lights begin to flash to the beat of "Get Back", as Venom makes his way to the ring.
{Dark bodies floating in darkness no sign of light ever given} The arena falls to darkness as the sound of Fear Factory fills the air. Grey and White spotlights circle the arena as the song continues. {And i saw my own face in the dark and loneliness and i saw my own face like a spark frozen in heaven} The spotlight all focus now on the entrance ramp where the cloaked figure of Lucas Balkan appears. He walks down with the lengths of his cloak sweeping behind him. {my life was so dark... my mind was so dark... everything was dark } In the ring, Lucas stands staring motionless into the crowd, waiting for his opponent.
The music hits in a staccato of drumbeat and heavy electric guitar riffs, and the lights in the arena dim to black save for a single blue spotlight as Grizzly Z enters, slams his fist against his chest twice and raises both fists to the sky. On cue two lines of brilliant white pyro ignites as his hands hit the sky. Sauntering down the ring, he grabs the top rope and sling shots himself inside, landing on both knees, arms stretched out to either side as a gout of pyro shoots out from each ring-post. He then gets up and walks to the turn buckle, climbs up on the second rope and stares into the audience as three pyro missiles shoot from the base of the ring and impact on the stage above the ramp.
All three men move around the ring measure up their opponents. Balkan, Venom, and Grizzly all lock up in a grapple. Grizzly Z and Venom are able to push Balkan away. After Balkan hits the mat, Grizzly and Venom continue the grapple. Venom whips Grizzly into the corner. Venom charges after him but Grizzly is able to move out of the way. Once Venom hits the turnbuckle chest first, he is drop kicked in the back of the head by Balkan. Balkan quickly turns around he is hit with a spear by Grizzly Z. Grizzly Z quickly exits the ring and starts to search under the ring. After a second he is able to appear with a table and slides it under the bottom rope. Grizzly again searches under the bottom rope and grabs a ladder sliding it under the ring. Once Grizzly Z gets onto the apron Venom charges at hit but Grizzly counters with a punch. Venom then grapples with Grizzly on the apron. Grizzly is able to lift up Venom for a vertical suplex but Grizzly is unable to hold him in the air. Then Venom lifts Grizzly into a vertical suplex and is able to hit the suplex into the ladder. Grizzly yells in pain as Venom gets to his feet. Balkan quickly hits a superkick to the face of Venom. Balkan covers for the pin.
1...
2...
Kickout!!!
As Balkan gets to his feet Grizzly struggles to get to his feet. Once he does Balkan forces him into the corner hitting a combination of blows. Grizzly starts to counter the moves and forces Balkan into the corner. Grizzly hits a huge haymaker and Balkan falls to the mat in pain. Grizzly turns around and is hit with a kick to the stomach. Venom then takes Grizzly and puts him in a powerbomb, Venom pauses when Grizzly is on his shoulders then quickly runs to the rope and throws him to the outside. Grizzly hits the floor with a painful thud. After watching Grizzly hit the outside Venom starts to look around the ring for a bit. Venom quickly sets up the table on the side of the ring. After a second he sets the ladder in the middle of the ring. Once Venom is done setting up the ladder Balkan quickly runs at him hitting a forearm to the back of the head. Venom is slightly fazed from the blow. Balkan continues a combination of punches and forearms before he whips Venom to the corner. Balkan charges at Venom hitting a splash. As Venom is dazed and stumbles out of the corner Balkan crouches waiting for Venom to take a couple of more steps. Balkan then tries to hit a diamond cutter but Venom lifts him off of the ground and puts him through the table. Venom covers Balkan.
1...
2...
Grizzly pulls Venom to the outside. Grizzly then quickly rams Venom into the steel steps. Grizzly then helps Venom to his feet then slides Venom part way onto the apron. Grizzly then grabs Venom's foot then moves backwards pulling Venom off the apron face first onto the floor. As Grizzly turns to go into the ring he is hit with a suicide dive by Balkan. It takes a couple of minutes but Balkan and Grizzly get to their feet at the same time. Grizzly is able to whip Balkan towards the apron but Balkan jumps onto the apron. Balkan goes for a back elbow off the apron but Grizzly is able to catch him in mid air and hit an olympic slam. As Grizzly gets to his feet Venom does the same. Grizzly hits some punches but Venom is able to block the moves and whips Grizzly under the bottom rope. Venom goes into the ring. Venom helps Grizzly to his feet. Venom whips Grizzly to the corner then hits a clothesline on him. Venom starts to climb the ladder. Halfway up the ladder Grizzly catches up to Venom. They both climb the same side of the ring and Venom hits some kicks to the face of Grizzly but Grizzly is able to get a hold of the legs of Venom. Grizzly then hits a powerbomb on Venom off the ladder. After Grizzly is able to recover he climbs the ladder. When Grizzly reaches the top of the ladder he jumps off hitting the Z-sault on Venom. Grizzly quickly follows up with the pin.
1...
2...
3...
Jake: Haha I love this I saw it earlier.
The scene fades to Allisa who just scowled at the barmaid in the makeshift complimentary bar backstage. She was making idle chit chat with some roadie or tech guy or whatever useless job it was that he possesed. She eventually got bored and coughed, the barmaid turned round and said something that sounded like 'in a minute' and turned back to flirting with the man. Allisa shook her head, dumbstruck that someone would ignore her in such a way. She looked ovre her shoulder at those sat around small wooden tables. There were a few wrestlers nursing drinks, some had just came back from matches and others were still to go to the ring. She sighed and leaned on the bar as she waited for the slut behind the bar to serve her. She turned to her left and noticed a figure sitting on a bar stool only a metre or so from her. He was cloaked in black and had long dark hair which covered his face. Allisa knew who it was but she was not sure whether she should talk to him.
'Fuck it, why should I be nervous?' She thought as she hopped off her stool and took a few steps towards him. He was sitting silently with a few empty glasses in front of him, one glass was still full and he seemed to be looking at it, weighing up whether to drink it or not.
'Lucas..'
He didn't move and Allisa instantly scowled. Not used to being ignored she was not happy with this Scot doing so. She thought about it some more and tried again.
'Lucas, I heard about your brother..'
His head lowered and after a few moments of gathering his thoughts he turned to Allisa. His eyes were not as fiery as they once were, the fury and passion usually shown in them seemed to be misted over. He looked across at Allisa without any noticeable emotion.
'What about him?'
Allisa tried to hide her incredulous look.
'That he's dead.'
Lucas looked at her in a completely empty gaze. Allisa quickly thought of something else to say.
'It's crap. I'm sorry..'
'No you're not. I appreciate the sentiment however.'
Allisa's eyes widened, Lucas Balkan was telling her that she was lying? Bastard. He picked up the glass that he was nursing and downed it while still staring into her eyes. Lucas turned away quickly after a few moments. Allisa took another step towards him and put her hand on his shoulder.
'If you ever need anything..'
'I won't. But again, I appreciate it.'
Lucas gestured to the barmaid and she broke off from her idle chit chat to come over and ask him what he wanted. He just pointed to Allisa and walked away. As he walked out of the door he muttered under his breath:
'Patronising bitch.'
Allisa watched him go, shook her head and said to the barmaid:
'Ungrateful fuck.'
Jake: rawr rawr, Allisa returns to the squared circle, this will be one hell of a legends MATCH.
Emily: Yes it will you sick sick dog you.
The arena is quiet as the fans wait for something to happen, then a loud bang goes off as the lights in the arena dim down to low, them the sound of "Look At Me Now" by Reveille hits the PA and the crowd goes insanely wild as Pyro from Colors red to Yellow shoot off from the stage. Erik Dean emerges from the backstage area and enters the stage area; Dean stops and looks around at the crowd a bit and can see flashes coming from cameras going off; almost a bit blinding. Dean then walks down the ramp way slowly taking his time and enters the ring area and climbs into the ring. The reff checks both of them then calls for the bell.
*** DING DING DING ***
The two of them lock up. They test the strength of eachother pushing each other around when they shove off of each other. They circle the ring looking at each other. Then they lock up again but Alissa ducks under and gets the hammerlock.. eric looking for a way out. then reverses it into a hammerlock of his own. Eric changes posiiton and grabs a headlock and gets a headlock takedown on alissa who grabs his head into a leg scissors. He kicks out and btoh get up and she grabs a headlock and hits a headlock takedown. Eric now ith the headscissors but allisa pivots and flips over the top of Dean and the pic.. one.... two.. Eric bridges up and around spinning it into a cricifix pin one... two... kickout. Allisa on her feet grabs Deans legs and goes for a pin one... two.. Both to their feet Allisa with a right hook but dean ducks.. dean with a back kick but Alissa ducks then both rush and a double clothsline both go down.. but both immediately kip up to their feet and stand at the ready.
Jake: this match seems pretty evenly matched.
Emily: Both have the speed I think dean is a bit stringer though.
Jake: well he is a guy.
Emily: Whats that supposed to mean?
The fans are heard cheering at the athletics from the two competitors. Dean puts his hand up in the air almost as if he knew what the announcers were talking about. Alissa slowly reaches up for the test of strength They lock fingers then Eric raises his other hand.. and Allisa reaches up and those hands lock and immediatly Dean with the upper hand.
Jake: and that is a typical greco roman knuckle lock... perfectly applied.
Emily: What was allisa thinking she is smarter than this!
Allisa down on her knees as Dean pushes down with force on Allisa. Allisa then pulls her hands next to eachtoher and places her head under her hands relieving the pressure and uses her leg strength to push her way back up. Dean can;t believe it he thinks she is powering her way back. As she gets to her feet she jumps and monkey flips dean whoe goes across the ring.. Dean to his feet gets knocked back down with a clothsline.. then up again but goes down again with a dropkick and Dean rolls outside the ring.
Jake: Dean going to get himself a breath of resh air after that incident.
Emily: Well, dean may be stronger, but I think Alissa has the mindset above Dean, Both have equal experience. Oh there goes allisa outside the ring following Dean.
Dean starts to get away from Alissa, but Alissa gives chase and follows him around the ring.. Dean rolls into the ring and Alissa follows only to get caught on her way in by a boot from Dean. Eric Dean drops an elbow on Alissa. Then Picks her up and shoots her off the ropes and nails a beautiful dropkick. He gets to his feet and looks over the crowd who half cheers and half boos.
Jake: I don't know, those boos may distract Dean a little bit.
Emily: We certainly arent really used to hearing that.
Dean picks up Alissa who knocks his arms aside and she swings but dean ducks and grabs a full nelson.. and nails a full nelson slam and goes for the cover. one.... two...... kickout.
Jake: that was a close one
Emily: No it wasn't she had time
Jake: Not much.
Alissa sits up dazed as dean off the ropes from behind dives over with a snap neckbreaker while she is sitting up. Dean dusts off hsi hands and gets up and goes for the cover.. one... two...... th kickout. Dean grabs her by the hair and shoots her off the ropes and naisl with a huge back body drop. He looks over at her as she holds her back. She slowly gets up and stumbles back into the ropes and Dean shoots her off again and nails a huge Sidewalk slam. Dean with the cover. one... two... th.. kickout.
Emily: she will not give up... How many times have we seen her take a beating and keep on going.
Jake: Plenty thats what worries me
Dean reaches down and grabs her by the hair.. the ref warns him abotu the hair andhe again shoots her off going for antoher back body drop but Alissa with a sunset flip pin.. one.... two... Dean kicks out and gets to his feet fast and swings with a clothsline but allisa ducks grabbing the arm and a crucifix rollup.. one.... two.... kcikout Dean up again as Alissa charges but he grabs her for another sidewalks slam.. but she reverses it into a flying headscissors and Dean goes flying to the outside of the ring.
Jake: The pace is picking up.
Emily: Yes and Alissa is as well.
dean is on the outside shaking it off as Alissa grabs the top rope and slingshots over but Dean ducks.. Allisa knows he would and lands on the apron dean gets up and Alissa with a moonsault. But dean catches her on his shoulder and powerslams her to the mat on the outside. the ref begins counting. Dean punches Alissa a few times then lifts her up and drops her across the steel guardrail. Dean rolls in and out of the ring to break the ten count. He grabs her again and irish whips her towards the steps but hshe reverses it and dean goes knees first into the steel steps and flips over the top. Alissa rolls into the ring to break the ten count then rolls out as the Ref follows out and get in allisas way to stop her.. she just walks past him and grabs Dean who punches her in the stomach then drivees her head into the apron. Dean rolls Allisa into the ring. Dean then follows into the ring. As the ref is getting into the ring Alissa grabs him in DDT Format kicks him in the balls then DDT's him. She covers.... the ref out of position moves over there and starts to count.. one..... two..... thre kickout.
Jake: i like it both are using every trick in the book to succeed and the fans are way into it.. they are back ehre you can here them cheering for both competitors.
Emily: Everyone has their favorite Legend, and there are others still to come later tonight. But these ones are SFT Legends and they are not willing to lose.
Alissa grabs Dean by the hair and picks him up and hits him with the Firewell Waltz. She points to the corner turnbuckle as the fans cheer. She drags Dean into position and then heads over to the turnbuckle and starts to climb. Dean to his feet she sees him and jumps off with a flying back kick.. dean ducks as she lands on her feet. She carges in and Dean Clobbers her with a huge massive clothsline. She goes down. Dean stumbles back to catch his breath. Then grabs her and picks her up. Dean with an irish whip sends alissa off he ropes he ducks as she leapfrogs over him.. off the ropes from behind she leaps as he is abotu to stand up to wonder where she went and she nails heaven to Hell. And Alissa covers.. one.... two........ three kickout.. the ref calls fo the bell.
*** DING DING DING ***
Dean is too his feet and looks at the ref and says he had his arm up.. the ref says no and gives the sign for the three count. as Alissas Music Plays.
Emily: CO-owner . . .
Jake: Our beloved CO-owner . . .
Looks at Emily. Emily smirks.
Jake: Connor MacDaddy has a very special surprise for our fans and for the people of SFT tonight.
Emily: Yeah that's what we were told. When thinking about it I really can't come up with anything for what he might have planned.
Jake: Yeah --
Suddenly "Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot blares over the PA system as a large red X pyros fires off. A few seconds into the song Connor steps out onto the stage and makes an X with his arm in the air. He starts to walk down the ramp. Mid ramp he slows down and points to a few fans and gives them a big thumbs up. He slides in the ring and goes on the turnbuckle and makes X crosses in the air to the crowd.
Emily: Speak of the devil.
Jake: Yeah . . . devil.
They share a joint chuckle.
Meanwhile Connor steps down off the final turnbuckle and walks over to the ropes and reaches through for a microphone. He's handed one as he heads towards the center of the ring and calmly waits for the mixed reaction of cheers and boos to quiet down from the crowd.
Connor MacDaddy: Thank you . . . thank you all for your very warm welcome. I know, I know I'm excited to see me too.
The mixed reaction continues even louder. Seconds later it quiets down again.
Emily: A man of the people you could say . . . sort of.
Connor begins to speak again.
Connor MacDaddy: Now my appearance right now doesn't involve what you may think. I am not out here to talk about my match with Nirvana and I'm not out here to discuss the Holocaust in general at all. Yes, you see I'm out here for something extra special, a once and a while occasion actually.
Jake: What's this?
Emily: Heh - I wonder what the guys talking about.
Connor MacDaddy: SFT has been blessed to have such great talents come and go throughout the years and once and awhile we take the time to recognize one or even two of our special superstars. Tonight myself and the staff have decided to honor one special man who has meant a great deal to SFT in the past as both wrestler and a fellow staff member. We honor and celebrate all that he is and what he as done by inducting him into our very prestigious Hall of Fame.
The crowd begins to make a little bit of noise in anticipation of who it is Connor is talking about.
Jake: A Hall of Fame induction? This is in incredible! I wonder who were inducting.
Emily: Probably Connor MacDaddy . . .
Connor MacDaddy: Tonight Strike Fantasy Towers inducts . . . . . Ace into the Hall of Fame.
The crowd begins to applaud and cheer to the news of who it is.
Jake: Whoa Ace, alright! Congratulations Ace!
Emily: The man deserves it and I believe he's waited long enough.
With the crowd now cheering "Ace! Ace! Ace!" Connor continues to speak over them.
Connor MacDaddy: That's right everyone. Staff and I decided he's waited long enough and it's his time. But we figured we'd make this an extra special occasion by having a fellow Hall of Famer and long time friend of Ace's induct him personally. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome --- RADIANT!!!
The crowd erupts to the call of Radiant's name.
Jake(responding over the crowd): What?! Radiant?!
Emily: Oh my . . .
Just then "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour erupts throughout the arena bringing the crowd to their feet in cheers. A second or two pass before the curtain is thrown aside and out from the back walks Radiant. Wearing a black suit with microphone in hand he walks out onto the main stage with a smile.
Jake: Look at Radiant! Looking good. And actually clean shaven and wearing a suit.
Emily: Certainly a different sight that's for sure.
Radiant kindly waves to fans as he begins to walk down the ramp before reaching the ring. He walks up the steel steps and heads up onto the ring apron. Climbing into the ring he immediately heads face to face with Connor. Connor swallows and cautiously takes a step back in response to Radiant's surprising appearance. "Cult of Personality" begins to fade out as Radiant continues to smile and stare into the eyes of Connor. The crowd continues to cheer.
Jake: Are we going to get this thing moving or what?
Just then Radiant swaps hands with the microphone and extends his right hand out to Connor. Connor looks down at it and shakes it to his own surprise. Radiant quickly turns away from Connor and places the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.
Radiant: Helllllllllooooooooo S-F-T!!!
The crowd cheers even louder.
Emily: Hello Radiant!
Radiant: Now your all going to have to stop cheering so God damn loud because we're not here for me. Granted it's been awhile I'll give you people that, but this night does not belong to me, no it does not.
The crowd begins to quiet down.
Radiant: That's right. Your here, Connor's here and I'm here to induct a very special person into the Hall of Fame. We're ALL here to induct . . . Ace into the Hall of Fame!
The crowd begins to cheer without pause again.
Jake: Radiant showing emotion . . . since when?
Emily: Who knows, but he's quite entertaining if you ask me.
Radiant: That's right. Now I don't know what the hell took this staff so God damn long to induct him, but here we are, here and now doing it. So let's start this induction.
Radiant pauses for a moment and changes focus to another side of the arena. He begins to speak again.
Radiant: "The Wildcard" Ace; known to us backstage as just "Luke." A well accomplished SFW/XCW/SFT veteran who served this great company for years. During his entire career among the halls of SFT he at one point or another became our reporter. Our head reporter. Our C.E.O.. Our Vice Commissioner.
The crowd begins to clap once after every accomplishment is said.
Radiant: Our Commissioner. Our Vice President. Our King of Deathmatch Champion. Our Stable Cup Champion. Our Hardcore Champion. Our Television Champion. Our United States Champion. Our Intercontinental Champion. Our World Heavyweight Champion. Our World Heavyweight Champion AGAIN! And all around one of the best damn guys to ever enter SFT!!!
The crowd begins to applaud to Ace's accomplishments and Radiant's enthusiasm.
Jake: Damn Ace really had done a lot in SFT.
Emily: Yeah no kidding.
Jake: Certainly meant a lot as well.
Radiant: Now as I stand here and catch my breath from reciting all that he is done I can only say that if I were to even dare recite his overall dedication to SFT I might pass out and die. Because his dedication and heart was like no other that's something no other wrestler in our current Hall of Fame can ever match.
The cheers develop again. Soon fading again though.
Radiant: I stand here right now before you all and I can't even hesitate before I say if it weren't for a guy like Ace I myself may never have lasted as long as I did in SFT. Same goes for many others I'm sure.
Emily: Amen.
Jake: Amen.
Radiant: For a while I considered Ace to be my equal because anytime we faced one another we would draw. And throughout each attempt I made to put him down and out he knew I was giving my all while I feel he could have beat me if he wanted to. That's how I've always known that someone like me could never match a guy like Ace. He is of his own caliber. On another level. From another world. But he graced our mats still with his talent and our backstage with his spirit. And now without further and do I give you all, SFT's newest Hall of Fame inductee . . . . . . . . . . ACE!!!
The sound of a guitar rift echoes throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. When the last note is heard, the lights go out. Within 10 seconds, red lights flicker the arena as "Set It Off" by Audioslave blasts throughout the arena. As the song blares out, smoke arises from beneath the stage and fills the entrance. Within seconds, the entrance is filled with smoke and two red lights beam from behind the smoke leaving a shadow of a man. The crowd goes nuts as the man steps outside of the smoke and is revealed as Ace.
Jake: Holy shit, listen to that crowd!
Emily: Anybody would think it had been a while since they last saw him.
Jake: That's because it has been a while.
Ace stands on top of the stage looking towards the crowd before walking down the ramp. He then slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, as the crowd goes nuts again. He then jumps off and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Once again he jumps off and makes his way into the center of the ring where Radiant stands. The two stare at each other until they extend their arms out and hug each other as the crowd gets louder.
Jake: I can feel my ears slowly going deaf.
Emily: This crowd is nuts.
The two release as Ace then makes his way over to Connor as they share a handshake. Ace then calls for a microphone as Amanda Summers passes hers to Ace through the ropes. He then returns to the center of the ring where he brings the mic to his mouth, just as he is about the speak, the crowd once again screams in joy as he lowers the microphone
Emily: Let the man speak people!
Jake: Let them enjoy this, I'm sure Ace is.
As the crowd dies down, Ace once again brings the mic to his mouth.
Ace: Sup, people!
The crowd erupts in an "Ace" chant. Ace waits for them to die down again before he speaks.
Ace: Who would have ever thought I would make it this far? Four years after joining Xtreme Championship Wrestling, I have made it to Strike Fantasy Towers Hall of Fame. When I first began, there were many doubts I would make it past the first few weeks, and in truth, I was supporting that theory. But the more I went on the better I got. When the merger came, I knew that was my end. There was Radiant, Fox, Mad Dogg, Dave Steel, all these guys I looked up to, I knew I was walking a dead line, little did I know that was just the beginning.
Ace: Over my years, SFT was my escape, whether it was Ace or your friendly and still greatest reporter, Gauge to just being Luke, there was where I envisioned I would stay, and I did. I never left, apart from that other place, so to be inducted, even though it has taken this long, is a great feeling, which I shall always cherish. Thank you Strike Fantasy Towers, and thank you to the fans, for inspiring me to go that bit further.
Ace: Thank you.
Ace raises his hands in the air and looks up to the ceiling of the arena awaiting a response from the crowd. Just as they start to give him the reaction he waited for Radiant walks up to Ace and places his arm around him. He speaks.
Radiant: Oh, but Ace my friend we are not done just yet.
Emily: What?!
Jake: More?!
Radiant: That's right. Don't you think that I myself don't have a surprise or TWO for you.
Ace tilts his head and partially smiles with excitement. The crowd starts to make noise again.
Just then we hear the sound of dogs barking throughout the arena. This immediately brings the crowd to an uproar. Soon after "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica begins to play. The entire arena possibly breaks some sort of record for noise to the surprise of this very special entrance song to an old, but not forgotten person.
We cut to the facial expression of Ace and his eyes have lit up and a smile no care bear could even match shows up on his face.
Emily: MAD DOGG?!
Jake: WHERE?! WHERE?!
Emily: I don't know, but we're hearing his song!
Just then a picture of Mad Dogg is shown up on the Strike Tron. The crowd immediately starts to quiet down and perhaps grow to a disappointing low volume. A letter pops onto the Strike Tron directly below Mad Dogg's picture. Radiant smiles as Ace looks up at it curiously. Just then the letter is read aloud to the audience via narration by an unknown voice.
"Although my voice may be one that hasn't been heard in some time, and my face one that has not been seen... I am sure all remember who I am. Though tonight will be no different and I am unable to make an appearance, let that not take away from my sincerity in expressing my pride for Luke. The "Wildcard" Ace was one of the modern-day greats to enter the SFT ring, and I am honored to have fought by his side. Today marks another great day in Regulator history, as well as in the personal history of Luke. Congratulations on your induction old friend, soon they'll have to open an entire wing in the Hall of Fame just for us Regulators. In closing, welcome to the history books Luke, it's good to have you."
Your friend,
Adam
The crowd begins to clap in closing to Mad Dogg's letter.
Jake: Well that certainly was nice of Mad Dogg. Although I would've preferred him to actually show up this was still a nice little thing he put together.
Emily: Yes I agree.
We cut back to the ring. Ace for about a second places the microphone up to his mouth.
Ace: Thank you Mad Dogg.
Jake: Well I assume this concludes --
Interrupting John Cartwright Radiant suddenly begins to speak again.
Radiant: Yes thank you Mad Dogg for that piece. Now we've got Ace out here. We've just heard from Mad Dogg and his letter. Certainly we can't end on a note like this. I mean we could and this induction would still be one for the history books, but I believe there's one more person who would like to say something . . .
Just then "Trip Like I Do" by Filter begins to play through the speakers. The crowd oveEmilyhelmed with excitement again stands to their feet in disbelief to whose music is playing.
Jake: No way . . .
Emily: DAVE STEEL!
Jake: I can't believe this!
Red and silver lights starts to flicker all around the stage along with some nice colorful pyrotechnics. Dave Steel steps out from the back with a smile on his face and the crowd doubles their volume to seeing him. Cutting to a quick shot of Ace we see his facial expression as purely stunned. Dave continues to walk out until reaching the ramp. Taking in the applause and cheers he pauses for a moment and places his hand up to his ear. Just then his music fades out leaving the crowd and Ace in confusion.
Moments later . . . "We Regulate any stealing of this property, and we're DAMN good to. But you can't be any geek off the street, you've gotta be handy with the steal if you know what I mean; Earn your keep…. RRREEEGGGUUULLLAAATTTOOORRRSSS!!!!!!" "My Way" (Regulator Remix) by Limp Bizkit starts playing just as Steels personal music had faded. The crowd is loving it.
Emily: The Regulators theme! Been a while since we've heard that old tune.
Jake: Shhyeah no kidding.
By the time we focus back to Steel he has entered the ring. He walks over to Connor and Radiant and shakes their hands then heads over to Ace and gives him a gaping hug. Radiant hands Dave his microphone as "My Way" (Regulator Remix) fades out. Dave places the microphone up to his mouth and speaks.
Dave Steel: Aint got much to say brother except congratulations and . . . it's about damn time!
The crowd explodes to Dave's words.
Dave Steel: We worked together, fought one another . . . now were riding high in the Hall of Fame together! Congrats man!
Dave drops the mic abruptly and gives Ace another quick hug. "Set It Off" by Audioslave starts to play again as both men conjugate together.
Emily: Man oh man this whole induction for Ace just got better and better.
Jake: REGULATORSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily: Haha.
We cut back to the ring for one last time. We see Radiant holding one of Ace's arms into the air and Dave Steel on the other side holding up the other arm while Ace is in the middle of them both smiling. Connor stands in front of them pointing up at the Strike Tron which suddenly shows the Hall of Fame itself now showing Ace's name in there. Connor speaks.
Connor MacDaddy: Ladies and gentlemen as of right now myself and SFT would like to say . . . Congratulations Ace on entering the Hall of Fame!
All of sudden all four turnbuckles explode with pyrotechnics and fireworks. Orange and white confetti begins to fall from above as the crowd gives Ace a standing ovation with cheers and applause.
Jake: What a memorable moment.
Emily: Certainly Ace's most memorable . . .
The scene goes back to the ring where Chimpo the Chimp is standing with a microphone for the announcements.
Chimpo: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to decide the number one contender for the Strike Fantasy Towers World Heavyweight Championship!
The fans cheer until "Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd plays and smoke fills the entryway. Drodgen walks out onto the stage and poses.
Chimpo: Making his way to the ring first... he comes to you from Groom Lake, Nevada... weighing in at 230 pounds... DRODGEN!
"Save Tonight" by Eagle Eye Cherry plays and the fans are confused until they see The Interloper walk out.
Jake: What the hell? This isn't his theme!
Emily: It is today. His information disappeared.
Jake: Ah. Then, good choice.
Ashamed of them theme, Interloper walks down to the ring.
Chimpo: Coming down to the ring now... he comes to you from, erm, his home... he weighs in at two and some change... THE INTERLOPER!
The fans boo the Holocaust member just for being in the Holocaust.
Emily: Wow. These people really don't like the Holocaust.
Jake: Umm, Randy... nobody likes the Holocaust.
The Interloper slides into the ring and he clotheslines Drodgen out of the ring right off the bat. Security rushes in to hold Interloper back while the last participant is ready to come down. Just then, "Enter Sandman" by Metallica and the fans mark out like whoa.
Emily: They can't do this. Murphy is a 'bad guy'.
Jake: We must have a lot of XCW fans in the house.
Gold pyro explodes and Kyle Murphy walks out from the backstage area.
Chimpo: And last, but not least... he hails from Greenwich, Connecticut... he weighs in at 282 pounds... and he is a member of the XCW Hall of Fame... KYLE MURPHY!
Murphy sprints down to the ring and he slides in. He throws the security guards out of the way and goes right for Interloper. They clear the ring and the bell sounds when Drodgen slides in. Murphy backs Interloper into a corner and Drodgen aids him in a double-team.
Emily: SFT is sticking it to the Holocaust! Yea!
Jake: I don't think that's what it is. They just don't like Interloper.
Emily: Oh...
Murphy backs off and Interloper headbutts Drodgen. He then climbs to the top and clotheslines both men.
Jake: Impressive.
Interloper gets up and he bounces off the ropes. He comes back and drops a leg drop on Drodgen before going for the pin.
Emily: 1... NO!
Jake: Come on, 'Loper. Did you think that would work?
Emily: He must think he's... you know, that guy we can't mention on air because he doesn't exist in our world?
Jake: Yeah, him!
Emily: Heh...
'Loper gets up and so does Drodgen. Murphy is waiting for both of them in the corner. When they lock up, Drodgen goes behind Interloper and delivers a dragon suplex. Drodgen goes to stand up, but he gets a knee drop to the back of his head by Kyle Murphy. Murphy brings Drodgen up by his neck and he tosses Drodgen out of the ring. He then grabs Interloper and locks on a camel clutch submission hold. Drodgen slides into the ring with a chair and he slams it over Murphy's back.
Jake: Whoa!
Surprisingly, the referee doesn't call for the bell.
Emily: I heard over my earpiece that the referee was instructed not to disqualify anybody.
Jake: Who ordered that?
Emily: Connor MacDaddy, I think.
Jake: Rock on.
Drodgen drops the chair and he pulls Murphy up and he delivers the 'Black Bird Driver' to him right onto the chair.
Emily: Well there goes Kyle Murphy.
Drodgen then climbs to the top turnbuckle and lands his 'Drog-Ton' right onto Interloper, followed by the pin.
Jake: 1... 2... NO!
He might have had the pinfall, but Murphy jumped back to his feet and he threw Drodgen like a small child into the turnbuckle. Murphy then lifts Interloper up and drops him with 'Murphy's Law'. The Interloper rolls out of the ring. He then points at Drodgen.
Crowd: YOU!
Emily: Oh no! Not another one!
Jake: Laughing out loud!
He grabs Drodgen and delivers 'Murphy's Law' to him before locking on the 'Eire of Superiority'. Drodgen fights the pain.
Emily: Here comes 'Loper!
Interloper slides back into the ring and goes to breakup the submission hold, but Drodgen taps out just as Interloper superkicks Kyle Murphy. The bell sounds.
Chimpo: The winner of this match as a result of submission... and number one contender for the Strike Fantasy Towers World Heavyweight Championship... KYLE MUPRHY!
Interloper is irate. He lifts Murphy up and delivers a tombstone piledriver to the bigger man.
Jake: Interloper isn't too happy about this.
Emily: No kidding. He just lost without actually losing.
With Murphy and Drodgen both down, Interloper leaves the ring. As he gets up to the stage, he turns around. Kyle Murphy uses the rope to stand back up and he smiles at Interloper.
Jake: Nothing will keep this man down!
Kyle Murphy laughs as The Interloper walks backstage. The scene fades to the locker room area.
Winner = Kyle Murphy
"Genocide" Nathan Gust is wrapping up his hands and wrists with tape as XCW legend Ice walks into the room.
Nathan: Oh my God. Hey, Becky...
He stands up and Becky smiles. The two embrace.
Nathan: I'm so glad you could come tonight.
Becky: Me, too. Listen... I just talked to Dan on my way in and it's all set.
Nathan: Good. This match is going to be great.
Becky: I told him to take it easy on you and he laughed.
Nathan: That's the thing, Beck. I don't want him to take it easy on me. I want him to go out there and prove that he is a hardcore fucking icon... just as I will do.
Becky: He will. You know he never listens when he is told to tone down. That's why he never really fit in here.
Nathan: I know. I promise you, though... things are going to turn out okay for all of us.
The two smile as the scene goes back to the ringside area.
Jake: Next up folks, we have a match which is pretty much guaranteed not to be for the faint-hearted, a Hangman Match pitting two of SFT’s most brutal performers, Kabal and Genocide against each other in anything-goes environment where the ultimate object of the match is for one wrestler to suspend the other by the neck from the noose which you can see dangling over the entrance stage.
Emily: This match has a huge potential for serious injury and who knows what the hell else, so if there are any children watching, I think it’s bedtime right now.
The lights in the arena begin to flicker as Grade 8’s “Adrenachrome” blasts over the PA System, signalling the entrance of the man who calls himself the youngest SFT Legend of all time. Genocide walks out onto the stage and walks over to where the noose is hanging.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, he is blindsided by Kabal, who sends him to the floor with a clothesline.
Jake: What in the hell? Where did Kabal come from?
Emily: God knows, but he certainly made the first big impact of this match.
Kabal is refusing to let Genocide climb to his feet, nailing him with vicious stomps and kicks to the midsection, knocking the wind out of the Holocaust member. After about 15 seconds of this, Kabal backs up a step or two and allows Genocide to climb slowly to his feet, trying to force air back into his winded body as quickly as he can. Kabal grabs Genocide by the hair and starts to drag him over to where the noose hangs.
Emily: Looks like Kabal wants to get this one over with as quickly as he can.
Jake: He’s come out of the blocks with the kind of intensity that we haven’t seen from him in a long time, and that’s bad news for Genocide.
Genocide manages to fight back and nail Kabal with a low blow before Kabal can get his head into the noose.
Jake: Desperation tactics right there from Genocide.
Trying to capitalise on his advantage, Genocide hurriedly looks around for a weapon to use on his opponent, eventually ducking back behind the entrance curtain to look for something. Unbeknownst to him though, Kabal is up, and follows him backstage. Grabbing Genocide from behind, Kabal lifts his opponent above his head before slamming him down onto a nearby catering table.
Jake: Hey, that was supposed to be for the after-show party!
Emily: After what I just saw, you can help yourself, I suddenly lost my appetite.
Sensing a chance to inflict some serious damage, Kabal grabs a steel chair and climbs gingerly onto a table on the other side of the corridor.
Emily: Those tables weren’t meant for that kind of weight!
Kabal leaps off of the table, landing with both feet on the floor a split second before the full impact of the chair connects with Genocide’s skull with an ear-splitting crack.
Jake: Jesus H Christ, did you hear that impact?!
Emily: Right now, you can forget about having to hang Genocide, he may well already be dead.
We can see that Genocide has been split open right across his forehead and the blood is flowing freely, some of it dripping down onto the already squashed food.
Jake: I think I just lost my appetite too.
Kabal backs off, still brandishing the chair like a baseball bat, waiting to inflict what would surely be a terminal blow, assuming of course that Genocide can recover from the one that he just received. After what seems like an eternity, Genocide rolls off of the table to the floor, covered in a disgusting mixture of blood, sweat and various foodstuffs.
Kabal approaches, ready to do more damage with the chair, but somehow, in what could only be described as a reflex action, Genocide manages to get his arm up to protect the rest of his body from the impact. The block seems to knock Kabal off-balance momentarily, and Genocide uses this respite to somehow haul his body up.
Kabal again swings the chair, but Genocide manages to duck and catch his opponent with a left hook to the jaw, stunning Kabal and sending the chair spinning away across the floor.
Capitalising on his unlikely momentum advantage, Genocide nails Kabal with three or more full-blooded shots to the jaw before his opponent hits back with a huge right of his own, staggering Genocide, who has to pause to wipe away the blood which now streaming down his face.
Jake: That has to be one of the worst lacerations I’ve ever seen, and that could be a huge disadvantage as this match progresses.
Emily: If this was boxing, that would have been stopped on cuts a long time ago, but thankfully this if SFT, and we don’t have sissy rules like that.
Jake: Tell you what; you go tell someone like Vitali Klitschko that it’s a sissy rule.
Emily: I would but I’m a bit busy, unfortunately.
The two men are now brawling furiously in a backstage corridor, trading punches with blood (not to mention pieces of food) flying everywhere. Kabal grabs Genocide and whips him into a door on the left hand side of the corridor, which flies open on the impact, sending Genocide crashing into the room beyond.
As Kabal follows him, we see that they have ended up in the office of a very startled-looking Christian Cage, SFT’s Talent Relations Officer, who has a look on his face indicating that he has been interrupted in the middle of something.
Christian Cage: What in the goddamn fuck are you guys doing? Get the hell out of my damn office!
Kabal looks across at the computer screen to which Cage had been paying close attention before the interruption.
Kabal: Hey Chris, that’s a hell of a pair right there!
Christian Cage: Just get the hell out of here!
By this time, Genocide has climbed to his feet and grabbed the back of Kabal’s head, smashing it onto Cage’s desk before dragging him out of the room and slamming the door shut. The door then re-opens and Genocide’s head pokes around it:
Genocide: Sorry about that, your secret’s safe with us.
The door then shuts again and we return to the action outside into the corridor, where Genocide is dragging his much larger opponent back towards the ring, punctuating the dragging with a series of knees to the midsection and below. Finally, the two manage to find their way back into the main arena and half way down the ramp, which is about as close as they’ve managed to get to the ring itself all night so far.
Out of nowhere, Genocide nails Kabal with a T-Bone DDT onto the steel rope, with the result that Kabal is now busted wide open as well. The sight of his opponent’s blood seems to act like a red rag to a bull to Genocide, who proceeds to launch a vicious assault of kicks, punches and elbows to his prone opponent, before trying to drag the virtually dead-weight Englishman to his feet with very little success.
Genocide realises that we would be better served by waiting for Kabal to climb to his feet under his own steam, and that’s eventually what happens, flowed by Genocide trying his luck with a Reverse DDT which Kabal manages to wriggle out of, prompting another furious exchange of punches, punctuated by both combatants having to pause to clear the blood from their faces.
Kabal and Genocide fight their way up to the stage, where the noose is hanging. Genocide takes control by bulldogging Kabal onto the steel stage. He then loosens the noose and ‘helps’ Kabal to his feet. He goes to put the noose around Kabal's neck, but then suddenly stops.
Jake: What the hell is he doing? Genocide had this match won, so why did he stop?
Emily: I have no idea.
Genocide whispers something to Kabal while shaking his head. Kabal smiles and the two embrace.
Jake: Why do I smell a set-up here?
They start to walk towards the entryway when Nirvana runs out and viciously clotheslines Kabal, sending him crashing down onto the steel stage.
Emily: I hate to say it, but I told you so.
Nirvana: What the hell are you doing, boy? This wasn't the plan. Get his ass up there and hang him.
Genocide's smile goes away. He looks down at Kabal, who is trying to get back up. Then he looks at Nirvana before nodding his head and dragging Kabal back to his feet.
Jake: I guess that Genocide’s link to The Holocaust is stronger than whatever alliance he just made with Kabal.
Nirvana: That's right. Do as I tell you.
Genocide's head snaps back and he stares at Nirvana. He shakes his head and Nirvana sees a fire in his eyes. He kicks Nirvana in the groin and delivers his evenflow piledriver.
Emily: What the hell?! Genocide just nailed Nirvana with the Southern Discomfort!
Jake: I have no idea what is going on here. Kabal smiles as the two men get Nirvana up and take him over to the noose. Kabal tightens it around his neck and Genocide hoists him up. They let him hang for five seconds before Connor MacDaddy runs out with a microphone.
Jake: Now what, what business does our co-owner have out here?
Connor MacDaddy: Ring the damn bell. This match is over.
Emily: Over? How can this one be over?
Kabal and Gust let Nirvana down and leave him in the foetal position on the floor, trying get some air back into his lungs. Connor looks at both men with a smile and then raises their arms.
Connor MacDaddy: The winners of this match... Kabal and Nathan Gust!
The fans cheer as Kabal's theme music hits and the three men walk backstage.
Jake: Well, I have no idea what that was all about. Stay tuned to upcoming SFT programming for further developments in that one.
Emily: Something tells me that Nirvana and The Holocaust won’t just let this slide without some kind of retaliation.
Winners:
Kabal and Nathan Gust
"The lights go out and then Red sirens go off. "I Am Invincible!!!" "Invincible" by Static X blasts over the arena's P.A. system as out steps "The ICON" Sean Mason appears to an enormous crowd reaction of boos. Behind him, Kayleigh Mason."
Summers: Coming to the ring, at this time. Weighing in at 268 pounds... SEAN MASON!!!
"Kayleigh and Mason walks down the aisle and to the ring apron as he leaps up onto the ring and has the ring announcer hold up the second rope as he slides through it. He gets on the turnbuckles and poses for the crowd. While Kayleigh stays outside."
"The lights dim as the tron comes on showing a storm, then the words Reaper Lord of the Dead."
Summers: His opponent and current SFT United States Champion. Weighing in at 290 pounds... REAPER!!!
"Reaper walks down the ramp paying no attention to the fans. He enters the ring removing the shroud and U.S. Championship. Reaper and Sean Mason walk right up to each other, and stare into each other's eyes. The ref shows Mason the United States title, but Mason continues to stare into Reaper's eyes. The ref hands Summers the title, and she exits the ring."
DING. DING. DING.
"Reaper quickly tackles Mason to the ground, and unloads with powerful jabs. The ref attempts to get Reaper off of Mason. Reaper pushes the ref away, and gets off of Mason. Reaper gets in the face of the ref, while Sean Mason regains himself. Reaper turns back to Mason, and lifts him up by his hair. 'Lord of the Dead' racks the eyes of Mason, and lets Mason stumble away, rubbing his eyes."
Emily: Very cheap by Reaper.
Jake: Yeah, but very effective. I mean, look at Mason... He doesn't know where Reaper is.
"Reaper flashes an evil grin, as he mocks the crowd. The crowd responds with boos upon boos. Reaper turns back to Mason, and waits for him to get back up. Mason does and here comes Reaper... Mason dodges a closeline from Reaper, and the miss sends Reaper out of the ring. The crowd gives mix reaction for Sean Mason."
"Mason quickly rushes to the other side of the ring, and bounces off the ropes. Sean Mason runs and jumps over the top ropes to land a suicide dive upon Reaper, while he just got to his feet. The crowd goes wild, as both men are lying on the cement ground, outside of the ring."
Emily: Jesus Christ... That was 268 pounds landing on Reaper.
"The ref counts, as both wrestlers are out of the ring."
1... 2... 3...
"Sean Mason is the first man to get up. Mason picks Reaper up, and sends him into the steel guard rails, back first.
4... 5... 6...
"Reaper yells, as his back is bent over the railings. Sean Mason quickly rushes over and attempts to land a flying closeline... However, Reaper ducks and this sends Mason into the crowd and chairs. Kayleigh screams, as Reaper rolls in and back out of the ring to restart the count. 'Lord of the Dark' jumps over the railings, and grabs Mason... He then throws Mason out of the crowd, and follows. Mason stumbles away from Reaper, as he follows Mason."
Emily: Mason looks a little out of it.
"Reaper stalks Mason. Reaper grabs Mason and tosses him into the ring. Sean Mason slowly gets to his feet, while Reaper climbs onto the apron and to the top ropes. Mason turns around to face Reaper, but is met with a missile dropkick by Reaper. Reaper quickly covers Mason."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
"The crowd gets behind Mason, and starts chanting his name."
MASON! MASON! MASON!
"Reaper gets up and looks at the crowd, and yells at them to shut up. He then begins to stomp on the chest of Mason, while Mason is still on the ground. The ref pushes Reaper back, and starts to yell at him. Reaper pushes the ref back a little."
Emily: Watch out Reaper, don't want to get DQ'd.
Jake: Hey, maybe that's his plan?
Emily: Yeah, I guess he'll still be champ.
"The ref warns Reaper and then he walks over to Mason. Reaper grabs Mason's legs, and drags him to the middle of the ring... He then attempts to put Mason into a Boston Crab. Mason however, he pushes Reaper away with the foot he got loose. Reaper goes head first into the corner turnbuckle. Reaper shakes his head, and turns around to Mason."
"Mason jumps back to his feet, and Reaper runs towards him. Reaper attempts the 'Bulls Eye' but Mason dodge it and snap a crippler cross face on Reaper! The crowd goes nuts, as Mason sends Reaper to the mat and applies pressure to the neck of Reaper. The crowd begins to stomp, and chant for Reaper to tap... But Reaper does not."
Jake: Reaper sure holding on, but for how long!?
"Mason yells, as he pulls the neck of Reaper back more. Suddenly, Reaper reverses the lock, and rolls Mason into a pin."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
"Both wrestlers get up and run at each other. However, Mason flips Reaper over him. Reaper quickly gets back up, and gets flipped over Mason again. This happens once more, and Mason ends it with a Missile Dropkick, which sends Reaper to the ground for good. Mason gets to his feet, and walks over to Reaper. Sean Mason picks Reaper up, but Reaper grabs the ref by his shirt, and pushes him away. This gives Reaper time to land a low blow on Sean Mason, and quickly gets to his feet. Reaper grabs Mason, and puts him into 'R.I.P' (tombstone)"
Emily: HOW CHEAP!
"Reaper lays on Sean Mason. The ref jumps down to the mat, and starts to count."
1.
2..
Thr... KICKOUT!
Jake: Holy shit!
"The crowd all get to their feet, and cheer for Sean Mason. Reaper doesn't take this lightly, as he grabs Mason by the hair, and drags him to the corner. Reaper then starts to stomp on the chest of Mason, not letting up. Reaper picks Sean Mason up, but out of no where... Mason kicks Reaper in the gut and quickly puts him into 'The Foundation' (F-U) However, Sean Mason does not cover, as he used all his energy on that last move."
Jake: Oh damn... Come on Mason!
Emily: He is so close!!!
"The ref begins to count, as both wrestlers continue to lay on the floor... Knocked out."
1... 2... 3... 4...
"Mason begins to show some life, as his head moves. Kayleigh starts to smack the ringside, trying to get his man up quicker."
5... 6...
"Mason rolls and draps him right arm over the chest of Reaper. The ref begins to count."
1.
2..
Thre... KICKOUT!
Emily: NO WAY!
"The crowd gets on their feet, and some yell at the ref for the slow count. Mason slowly gets up to his feet, and picks Reaper up. Sean Mason sends Reaper into the corner. Mason lands a dropkick on Reaper, while still in the corner. Mason then gets back to his feet, and lifts Reaper up on the turnbuckles. Mason climps up there and grabs him.. Reaper hits hime once.. then twice then a thrid time. mason is about to fall but swings back. Mason with a huge forearm to Reaper. Mason grabs Reaper on his shoulders and nails him with the Foundation from the top rope. And the cover.
1.
2...
3.......
DING. DING. DING.
Jake: Sean mason, new Champion?
Emily: Yes indeed, what a night can you beleive that we only have three matches left to go!??
"I ride Satan's wings."
Johnny Cash's "Hurt" hits the PA as King's voice booms.
Emily: Here comes the arguably the most anticipated match of the night, folks, and let me warn you, it will not be for the weak of heart!
Jake: No, it's
the dreaded CROWN OF THORNS MATCH!
As the fans begin to boo a light shines onto the aisle leading down to the
ring.
"I eat dollar bills."
"Hurt" continues to play on the PA and a golden spotlight illuminates
the entranceway.
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a scheduled
CROWN OF THORNS MATCH! Making his way to the ring first...
Jeff King and Ms. Black appear in the spotlight. Jeff is decked out in a fancy,
old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He is holding
Ms. Black's hand.
Chimpo the Chimp: From Osaka, Japan... weighing in at two- hundred and thirty-six
pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Lucretia Black, he is The Godfather
of Darkness... NIRVANA... JEFF... KING!
King smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the
personality of a shark. Jeff makes his way to the ring, spinning his cane,
and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the
ring, he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes
to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside
the ring as he shares a passionate kiss with Ms. Black.
Emily: This guy always makes me uneasy, Jake.
Jake: That's because you're not fit to choke on his cum.
Emily: ... Gross, Jake.
As Ms. Black steps out of the ring, "Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot
blares over the PA system and a large red X pyros fires off.
Chimpo the Chimp: And his opponent...
A few seconds into the song Connor steps out onto the stage and makes an X
with his arms in the air. He starts to walk down the ramp.
Chimpo the Chimp: From BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS... weighing in at two-hundred
and sixty-five pounds... The Harcore Legend... CONNOR... MACDADDY!
Midway down the aisle to the ring, Connor slows down and points to a few fans
and gives them a big thumbs up.
Emily: Here comes Mr. Madison!
Jake: What?! It's Connor MacDaddy!
Emily: Yeah, but he's Kate Madison's man. That makes him Connor Madison!
Jake: Whatever.
Connor slides in the ring and goes on the turnbuckle and makes X crosses in
the air to the crowd. As Connor is up on the second rope doing his "X"
thing, Nirvana hits him with a forearm to the small of the back before grabbing
him by the hair and snapping him down hard to the mat!
Emily: And this match is under way in a big way! Jeff King apparently didn't
care to wait around here!
Jake: That's "Mr. King" to you!
Emily: Uh, okay. I think I'll stick with Nirvana.
Jake: That's better!
Nirvana is now down on the mat, his right hand at Connor's throat, choking
him on the mat. The referee utilizes a five count, then yells at Nirvana to
break the choke and let him up. Nirvana gets up on his knees and glares at
him.
Nirvana: Disqualify me!
Nirvana goes right back to choking MacDaddy on the mat.
Emily: Well apparently Jeff.. NIRVANA... knows damn well that there aren't
any disqualifications in this match and is going to take full advantage of
it!
Jake: Ya' think?!
This time the referee decides to take matters into his own hands and tries
to pull King off of MacDaddy. For a moment Nirvana doesn't budge, keeping
his right hand right around Connor's throat. Finally he becomes frustrated
by the referee pulling at him and gets up, pushing the referee away.
Jake: That'll teach him!
Now Nirvana begins to stomp on Connor MacDaddy before Connor can even get
back up.
Emily: Nirvana's kind of gone away from his usual gameplans in the early going
here, but so far he's been in control!
Jake: So far?! It's been, like, a minute!
Finally Nirvana brings MacDaddy to his feet and backs him into the corner.
King gives MacDaddy a hard right to the chin before beginning to smack him
with a series of hard chops to the chest.
Jake: WOOOOOOO!
Emily: Where the Hell did you get that from?
Jake: You know... I don't know.
Just now does the ref actually think to call for the bell, then quickly steps
in between Nirvana and MacDaddy in the corner, forcing Nirvana to take a few
steps back. Connor is clutching his reddened chest in pain. King takes a few
steps toward MacDaddy, although the referee is still in between the two. Once
Nirvana is close enough, Connor catches him off-guard with a hard right to
the jaw- over the referee. The referee steps out of the way as Nirvana is
spun around so that his back is now to MacDaddy.
Emily: That was a cheap shot!
Jake: So what?! It worked!
Connor runs at Nirvana, but King grabs his arm and quickly takes him down,
locking in a crossface!
Jake: Crossface! Crossface! Mr. King has the crossface locked in!
Emily: But keep in mind, the only way to win is to force that infamous Crown
of Thorns around your opponents head!
Jake: Speaking of which, where is the Crown of Thorns?! I don't see one!
Emily: You're right, I don't either!
Jake: Hey, someone get the Crown out here!
Emily: Don't worry, these guys will figure it out, Jake!
In the ring, MacDaddy shows his power by standing up IN THE CROSSFACE! Falling
backwards, Connor hits an awkward version of a Samoan drop.
Emily: What a counter there by Connor MacDaddy! Did you see that?!
Jake: Of course I did, knucklehead! I'm sitting right here!
Connor gets up slowly, holding first his neck, then his shoulder.
Jake: Apparently that Cross Face served it's purpose, though!
Nirvana starts to pull himself up as well, and as soon as he gets to his feet,
Connor rocks him with a right hand that causes Nirv to reel back on his back
leg. Nirvana fires back with a hard right of his own.
Emily: Looks like we've got a little boxing match going on now!
Jake: Yeah, it's become a fist fight now!
Connor reels a moment from the shot by Nirvana, but retaliates with another
right just as hard that sends Nirvana reeling and down to one knee.
Emily: I'd say the fist fight is to Connor's advantage!
This time answers by firing up and nailing Connor with a martial arts style
palm strike to the stomach, followed by an uppercut up under the jaw. The
shots send Connor staggering back into the corner and Nirvana takes the time
to get back to a full standing position, holding his jaw. He walks toward
Connor, but right into a kick to the midsection, followed by a quick clothesline
to knock him down.
Emily: Here comes Connor, fighting back again!
Nirvana pops right back up off the clothesline, only to be knocked right back
down with another. Again Nirvana pops right back up, and again Connor drops
him with another clothesline. A third time Nirvana gets right back up and
Connor goes for the clothesline again. This time Connor tries to use the left
arm on the clothesline, but Nirvana catches the arm and takes him down in
an armbar, apparently trying again for the Cross Face. Wisely MacDaddy is
able to grab the bottom rope before King can get it locked in. He slides out
of the ring to buy himself some time.
Jake: Now look at Connor! He took the low road that time!
Emily: Would you want to be locked in that crossface again?
Jake: Well... no...
Emily: Okay, then.
Nirvana takes a few steps towards where Connor stands on the ramp side of
the ring, but as soon as he gets close MacDaddy grabs his ankle, trips him
and pulls him out of the ring.
Emily: Uh-oh! Nirvana's in Connor MacDaddy's world now!
Acting quickly, MacDaddy brings Nirvana to his feet in a sort of front waistlock
and drives King back first into the hard metal of the ring apron. Jeff falls
to the floor mats, clutching the small of his back. Connor mockingly gestures
for him to get up, then pulls him up himself. Connor then tosses Nirvana shoulder
and back first into the steel ringsteps, dislodging the top half and leaving
a discernible dent.
Emily: Jesus, Connor could have cracked Nirvana's shoulder there!
Jake: Jesus? Interesting choice of words there, Emily!
As MacDaddy is standing over Nirvana, something suddenly cracks him across
the back. Barely reacting to the smack across his back, Connor turns around
to find Ms. Black standing behind him, King's cane in her hands. Connor grabs
her by the throat and Lucretia drops the cane, but before Connor can do anything
more than push her backwards a few steps, Nirvana comes up behind him and
gives him an uppercut below the belt.
Jake: Low blow! Low blow by Nirvana, and not a moment too soon!
MacDaddy is forced to let go of Ms. Black as he drops to his knees, holding
his crotch. Black points a finger tauntingly at Connor, then hauls off and
slaps him across the face. Nirvana quickly takes advantage, holding him up
on his knees and wailing him repeatedly across the chest with forearm shots.
Jake: I'd say Nirvana came ready for a fight!
Emily: Yeah, and Lucretia!
Jake: What's wrong with you? It's MISTER King and MIZ Black! Have some respect!
Emily: Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. King and Ms. Black both came ready for a fight!
RW: That's better!
Connor MacDaddy is now completely worn out by the rapid forearms to the chest,
and Nirvana lets him drop to the mats on the floor. Pulling him up by the
hair, King puts MacDaddy in a side headlock and leads him up the aisle. Remembering
that it's a battleship, Nirvana changes his mind and whips Connor hard into
the barrier keeping the fans back.
Emily: Whoa, I think for a moment there these guys didn't realize this wasn't
a regular arena!
Jake: How stupid could they be?!
Emily: Unusual surroundings for all of our superstars, I'm sure!
Dropping to his knees next to Connor, Nirvana begins to unload on MacDaddy
with a series of rapid rights to the temple.
Crowd: LET'S GO CON-NOR! LET'S GO CON-NOR! LET'S GO CON-NOR!
Emily: Oh my Lord, these fans are cheering and chanting for Connor MacDaddy!
Has the world turned upside down?!
Jake: These people just have no respect for the lord of SFT!
Desperately Connor manages to push Nirvana away and start back to the ring,
first crawling, then managing to get to his feet and stagger. At ringside
the camera manages to get a close up shot of Connor's face, showing a small
trickle of blood from the left temple where Nirvana had been punching him.
King quickly grabs the offensive by clubbing MacDaddy in the back of the head
with a running forearm. Connor staggers forwards towards the ring, but Nirvana
immediately grabs him and brings him back up the aisle.
Emily: Connor just can't seem to escape Nirvana here!
Nirvana quickly hooks MacDaddy, setting him up for and delivering a text book
vertical suplex on the aisle leading down to the ringside area.
Emily: OH MY GOD! A vertical suplex on that make-shift aisle between the fans!
Folks, that area is not padded or anything! That is the ACTUAL deck of the
USS Enterprise and Connor MacDaddy just got suplexed onto it! SICK!
Jake: The physicality and viciousness of Nirvana are just absolutely incredible!
Emily: I think both men are a bit worse for wear after that brutal maneuver!
Both Nirvana and Connor are slow to get back up, with Nirvana eventually making
it to his feet first. King approaches MacDaddy, but much to his surprise Connor
manages to double leg him and immediately applies a Boston crab right there
on the aisle.
Emily: Heh. Boston crab. How fitting.
Jake: What? I don't get it. We're in Honolulu. This couldn't be further from
Boston.
Emily: That's where Connor's from, dipshit.
Jake (pouting): Hey, that was uncalled for!
MacDaddy cinches the submission hold in with tons of pressure and after close
to a minute Nirvana actually begins to tap out.
Jake: I don't believe what I'm seeing! The GREAT Nirvana is actually TAPPING
OUT?!
Emily: Yeah, but it doesn't mean a damn thing! No submissions!
The camera zooms in on King's face, revealing that Nirvana is actually smiling.
He seems to in fact be ENJOYING his own pain. After a few more seconds the
smile fades and Jeff collapses face first on the ship's deck, stuck in the
Boston crab.
Jake: HOLY SHIT! I think Nirvana has actually now PASSED OUT!
Emily: Well he's been in that damn hold for TWO MINUTES! Apparently that was
too much for even Nirvana to withstand!
Happy with himself, MacDaddy releases the hold. The camera catches Nirvana's
head pop up and a big smile appear on his face before his head drops again,
but Connor misses all of this as he was busy playing the crowd- to a mixed
response. Finally Connor does turn around... and right into a superkick!
Jake: SUPERKICK! Mr. King with the superkick!
Emily: I'll be damned! I thought for sure he was knocked out!
Jake: HAHA! He got you! The man's a GENIUS!
Emily: Shut up, you thought he was out, too!
Now Nirvana drags Connor back to the ring and rolls him inside. Reaching under
the ring, he pulls out a steel chair! Nirvana slides into the ring with the
chair and, getting to his feet, sets up to nail Connor with it when "The
Hardcore Legend" gets up. But as MacDaddy tries to pull himself up, Nirvana
seems to have a change of heart. Instead he places the chair lying down on
the mat, still closed.
Jake: What the Hell?! Has King gone soft?!
Emily (mocking): That's "MR. KING" to you, Jake!
Jake: Oh... SHUT UP!
Connor does get up and we see that the once small trickle of blood from his
left temple has now grown into a full gush, leaving his face the proverbial
"crimson mask."
Emily: Good Lord! Those punches to the temple a few moments ago really opened
Connor up good!
Jake: Ya' THINK?!
Connor MacDaddy appears to be out on his feet, a wobbly, bloody mess.
Emily: Maybe Ki... NIRVANA... has had a moment of compassion after all.
Nirvana quickly grabs Connor and shoves him back into the ropes. MacDaddy
hits the ropes and bounces off, his momentum carrying him right back to Nirvana...
and into a drop toehold! Connor's face bounces off the seat of the steel chair!
Emily: GOOD GOD!
Jake: I think Connor's nose may be gushing blood now!
Emily: How can you TELL?!
Jake: It might be broken!
Nirvana goes out to the floor and begins to look around. He goes over by the
announce table and pulls out the monitor in front of Randy.
Jake: What the Hell?!
King reaches down into the hole and pulls out... the crown of thorns!
Emily: How the Hell did that get under there?! Jake, did you have anything
to do with that!
Jake: I had no idea that was there, Emily! I always thought that was just
planted in a hole in the table! You know, that there was nothing under it!
Confused, Jake reaches underneath the table in front of him and pulls out...
duct tape?
Emily: Duct tape?!
Jake: I'll be damned! That must have been taped under the table all night!
Nirvana really IS a genius!
Emily: Well all I know is that if he gets that crown on Connor right now,
this match will be over!
In the ring, MacDaddy appears to be reaching into the front of his tights.
Jake: Geez, Connor, this isn't the time or place for THAT! Sick bastard!
Emily: Wait a second, Jake! I think he just pulled something out of his tights!
Jake: CENSORS!
Emily: Not that, you TWIT!
Jake: Than WHAT?!
Emily: I'm not sure! But Nirvana has no idea!
King now slides into the ring, the crown of thorns in hand. He gets up and
holds the crown over a now kneeling Connor MacDaddy's head. Suddenly, however,
Connor throws something into Nirvana's face!
Jake: POWDER?!
Emily: The oldest trick in the book! Well, XCW's book, anyway!
Jake: That powder got in Mr. King's eyes! I think he's been blinded!
Connor follows with a kick to the gut followed by a DDT, but then goes for
a cover. The referee, who since the opening minutes had been inactive, now
has to remind Connor that there aren't pinfalls. A woozy MacDaddy is slow
to respond, but finally kneels up.
Emily: Why does someone always seem to make that mistake in matches with no
pinfalls? I don't get it!
Jake: What an idiot!
Emily: Well to Connor's credit, the man's completely out of it. I can't say
I blame him in this case. Look at all the blood he's losing!
MacDaddy manages to recover and roll out of the ring as Nirvana tries to get
up. Connor reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder, which he slides
into the ring before climbing back in himself. Acting quickly, he grabs the
ladder and hits King in the gut with it, doubling him over. Connor then raises
the ladder up and slams it down across Nirvana's back, dropping him to the
mat.
Emily: All out assault with that ladder now! The Hardcore Legend is getting
hardcore!
MacDaddy seems to have a thought. He places the ladder lying down in the ring,
then pulls King up. Whipping Nirvana to the ropes parallel from where he'd
placed the ladder, Connor waits for the return. Nirvana hits the ropes and
runs right into a drop toe hold, his face and chest smacking hard into the
ladder!
Emily: Payback for the Mac!
Pulling Nirvana's upper body off of the ladder, Connor mounts King as he's
down on his stomach.
Jake: Connor may be going for that Boston Strangler now!
Emily: No submissions, guys!
Jake: They don't care, they want to torture each other!
It does appear as though Connor is trying to get the camel clutch locked in...
until suddenly he yanks Nirvana's mask off!
Emily: OH GOD! What would someone want to do THAT for?!
Jake: You've got me there!
Connor is celebrating with the mask momentarily, then throws it out at Ms.
Black's feet. Black falls to her knees and grabs the mask in shock. But as
soon as MacDaddy turns around, King shatters the cane over his head!
Emily: Oh my God! Where the Hell did that come from?!
Jake: Ms. Black must have slid it into him while Connor was looking away!
BRILLIANT!
Nirvana grabs the crown, but for some strange reason also grabs the ladder.
He sets up the ladder and begins climbing it, using both hands- paying no
attention to the fact that the thorns are cutting up his hand. When he's high
enough to reach up to the top of the ladder, Nirvana places the crown of thorns
on top of the ladder before climbing back down.
Emily: What the heck does Nirvana have in mind here?!
Jake: Probably something brutal, violent and disgusting!
Emily: Oh, I'm sure!
Now Nirvana pulls Connor to his feet. He manages to somehow drag MacDaddy
up the ladder with both he and Connor on the one side.
Jake: What in the WORLD?! How is he doing that?!
Emily: I have NO idea! I don't even know WHY!
Finally the two men get near the top. There Nirvana grabs Connor by the back
of the head and rams it once... twice... three times, four times, five times
into the top of the ladder and the crown of thorns propped there!
Emily: GOD! You were right, Jake! That IS sick!
Nirvana slams Connor's head again into the thorns atop the ladder- harder
this time- and MacDaddy falls back, crashing to the mat below. The impact
with the mat makes the ring shake, causing the ladder to wobble. The crown
falls to the mat, but Nirvana manages to hold onto the ladder and keep it
upright. He then climbs back down and tosses MacDaddy out of the ring over
by the entrance aisle.
Jake: There goes Connor!
Tired, Nirvana now goes back over to the ladder. This time he climbs up the
side opposite the ramp and goes all the way up to the top. On the second rung
from the top- the highest where the ladder can remain easily balanced- he
waits for Connor MacDaddy to make it to his feet on the outside.
Emily: Now what is this madman thinking?!
Jake: I'm not sure, but I'd bet it's COOL!
It takes close to a minute, but Connor staggers at the end of the aisle. He
stands there, spaghetti-legged and out of it. When he does, Nirvana climbs
up to the very tippy-top of the ladder and, off-balance, leaps off, nailing
Connor with a perfect MISSILE DROPKICK!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Emily: I agree with these fans! That was INSANE! A missile dropkick, OFF the
top of the ladder and ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake: A total suicide maneuver by Nirvana! That was NUTS!
Emily: You were wrong this time, Jake!
Jake: Huh?
Emily: That was BEYOND cool!
This keeps both men down for well over a minute, although Nirvana is smiling
and laughing again.
Emily: This guy is nuts! He's seemingly ENJOYING his OWN pain and suffering!
Jake: Well, that's Nirvana for ya'!
Ms. Lucretia Black is now checking on Nirvana on the outside, trying to bring
him around. Although seemingly enjoying the pain, he is exhausted and rather
beat down.
Emily: I'll tell ya', these two are WEARING each other OUT!
Jake: Ya' got that right!
Finally Nirvana does get back up and goes to bring Connor MacDaddy to his
feet as well. However, as King grabs MacDaddy's hair, we see Connor reaching
into his right boot. Nirvana gets Connor up to his knees, only to get caught
right in his now uncovered forehead with a straight right hand from MacDaddy.
Nirvana falls straight backwads, knocked out.
Jake: What the Hell?! Did he just knock out Mr. King?! How in the world could
he do that?!
Emily: I don't... hey, wait a second...
The camera zooms in on Connor's right hand, revealing...
Emily: BRASS KNUCKLES?!
Jake: So that's how he did it! Brass knuckles! What a cheater!
Emily: Actually, Jake, he can't cheat. There aren't any rules.
Jake: Well... I know that... but it's still CHEAP!
Emily: Gotta do what you gotta do, and Connor's just trying to survive at
this point.
Jake: First the powder, now the knucks?! This guy's LOADED!
Emily: Well, his ring attire certainly was packed, I'll admit that.
Connor now grabs the KOd Nirvana and brings him around to the other side of
the ring, in front of the announce table. Holding him up, MacDaddy grabs the
monitor Nirvana had pulled out and hits him in the head with that. King just
drops to the floor again.
Emily: Wow, Nirvana really is OUT!
MacDaddy now begins to peel up the mats covering the floor around the ring.
Jake: Goodness gracious, what is MacDaddy thinking here?!
Emily: Don't ask me!
Jake: I didn't!
Tossing the mat aside, Connor grabs Nirvana and sets him up for a piledriver.
Emily: OH NO! NOT THIS!
Lifting him up, Connor drops down to the seat of his pants, dropping Nirvana
right on his head on the exposed floor!
Jake: GOOD GOD!
Now Nirvana is bleeding, laid out on the floor as Connor turns his attention
to the announce table. He strips the table bare, then rolls the bloody Mr.
King onto it.
Jake: NOW WHAT?!
Emily: I don't know, but I think we'd better move out of the way there, partner!
MacDaddy climbs onto the ring apron as Nirvana is laid out on the announce
table. He points up, drawing a big cheer from the crowd. Connor then proceeds
to climb to the top rope.
Emily: Good Lord, what's he going to do here?! This is CRAZY!
Up on the top rope in the corner of the ring, Connor slaps his elbow a couple
of times to signal his move. The crowd erupts into frenzied cheers yet again.
Jake: No, don't do it! NO!
With that Connor MacDaddy jumps off the top rope, flying through the air and
landing an elbow drop into Nirvana's chest and sending both men crashing through
the table!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Emily: Once again, I agree with these fans!
Jake: No arguments here! Holy shit is damn right!
Once again it takes a good minute and a half before either man even moves.
The ref is in the ring, unsure of what to do.
Emily: Now what?!
Jake: I have no idea, and neither does the referee! This is unprecedented!
Finally- and to everyone's amazement- NIRVANA gets to his feet. He is holding
the back of his head but is again smiling and laughing as though he'd just
won the Lottery or World Series. Connor, meanwhile, begins to crawl toward
the ring. In fact, he crawls nearly UNDER the ring before Nirvana pulls him
back out.
Emily: I have no idea what's going on anymore. I'm speechless!
Jake: Right with you there!
MacDaddy has his arms tightly pressed to his chest as Nirvana rolls him back
into the ring. Nirv slides in as well and takes a moment to reset the ladder,
which had fallen so that it was leaning across the top rope after Nirvana
had jumped off of it. Once he's got the ladder back up, he looks back at MacDaddy.
Connor is on his feet now and both men are completely worn out, barely able
to stand. Nirvana grabs MacDaddy in almost a double leg position and begins
to force him up the ladder, Nirvana climbing up as well.
Jake: What in the blue Hell is going to happen now?!
Emily: You've been asking that question all match, Jake, and I STILL have
no idea!
Nirvana gets MacDaddy all the way to the top and places Connor in a sitting
position on the very top of the ladder. Between the fact that he is up there,
the weight of the two men, and the men's wooziness makes the ladder very unstable.
Emily: Hold on a second, what the Hell is that on Connor's hand?!
The camera again zooms in on MacDaddy's right hand, this time revealing...
Jake: A CROWN OF THORNS?!
Emily: But the crown is still down on the mat!
Jake: Connor must have grabbed a different crown!
Emily: That must have been what he got from under the ring!
Jake: God this match has been CRAZY!
Emily: You can say that again!
Both men are teetering on the ladder, just fighting to keep it upright. Connor
then begins punching Nirvana, the crown of thorns around his hand. The thorns
continue to cut up the already bloodied Nirvana, who just continues to smile
away as he enjoys the punishment.
Emily: Jesus Christ, that ladder's about to go!
Jake: It's wobbling like crazy! God, please don't let that think tip over!
Finally the additional blows to Nirvana make him so off-balance that, although
he holds on, the ladder falls over! It falls to MacDaddy's right. This causes
the right side of Connor's ribcage to get hung up on the top rope before he
falls limply to the mat. As bad as the fall is for Connor, it may be even
worse for Nirvana, who lands with his legs straddling the top rope!
Emily: Nirvana's going to be singing a few octaves higher after that!
Jake: Damn it, Jake, this is no laughing matter! That was a train wreck!
Nirvana falls over to the mat as well, and the two men lie there almost side-by-side,
the ladder tellingly leaning on the top rope above them.
Emily: These two men's bodies have been absolutely decimated, put through
Hell!
Jake: I don't think this match can continue. What's going to happen?!
The referee pushes the ladder aside and actually begins a ten count, although
count-outs cannot be counted as falls.
Ref: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8..... 9..... 10!
Having completed the ten count with no movement from either competitor, the
ref now checks on each of them. He lifts Nirvana's arm in the air and it falls
limply to the mat. He does the same thing with Connor's arm and gets the same
result.
Ref: That's it! Ring the bell, this match cannot continue!
Jake: What the...?! Can that happen?!
Emily: Wait a second... we're being told through our headsets here... YES,
this match has been officially ruled a DRAW!
Jake: NO! IT CAN'T BE!
Emily: It can't be, but it is! This match is over!
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee of this contest has ruled
that NEITHER MAN can continue and THEREFORE this match officially ends in
a DRAW!
Jake: WHAT THE HELL?!
Emily: Hey, Jake... it's the number one contender... Kyle Murphy!
Kyle Murphy is in the ring now and has a wine bottle in his right hand. He
pushes the referee aside and begins to pour the wine on the bloody face of
Nirvana.
Jake: What the Hell is the meaning of this now?! Nirvana is defenseless!
A replay shows of Murphy running down the aisle and pushing Ms. Black out
of his way before sliding into the ring.
Jake: He knocked down Ms. Black! That wasn't right!
In the ring, meanwhile, Kyle has now pulled Nirvana up and has actually tied
his arms up between the top and bottom ropes so that he is kneeling on the
mat, his arms bound in a crucifixion-like position.
Emily: He's crucifying Nirvana!
Jake: But WHY?!
With Nirvana bound in the ropes, Murphy rares back and smashes the wine bottle
into Nirvana's face, sending shards of broken glass all over the place. He
then goes back over to the other side of the ring- the "ramp side"-
and grabs some kind of spray can.
Jake: Is that what I THINK it is?!
Emily: SPRAY PAINT?!?!?!
Shaking the can, Kyle walks back to Nirvana. Down his torso, Kyle spraypaints
the letter "L... G... P."
Jake: LGP?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Although Kyle does not have a mic, he is heard to say now...
Kyle Murphy: Now for the crowning moment... LITERALLY!
Murphy now goes over to the still-motionless Connor MacDaddy and removes the
crown of thorns from around his hand. Gingerly holding the crown in both hands,
he goes back to the bloodied and defenseless Nirvana. He grins as he forces
the crown down onto King's already bloody head.
Emily: Mother of God, Jeff King looks like something right out of the crucifixion
of Jesus Christ now!
Jake: I think that's the way Kyle Murphy meant it to look, Jake!
Murphy kicks Nirvana in the gut for good measure.
Kyle Murphy: Truly you AREN'T the son of God.
Kyle laughs loudly and coldly.
Jake: Wait a second, look at Ms. Black!
On the outside, Ms. Black is waving to the back. Immediately Reaper, Kamikaze,
The Interloper, and Drogden all rush down the aisle and slide into the ring.
Emily: It's The Holocaust!
Jake: Here comes the cavalry!
The four men immediately begin to attack Kyle Murphy, who does his best to
fend them off all alone. He throws right hands, hitting everyone that moves.
Whenever he hits one, though, someone else is on him.
Emily: It's a four-on-one brawl now and Kyle Murphy is fighting for all he's
worth!
Jake: Wait a second! What's this?!
The camera pans over to the see Redd, Bane, Angel of Death, Johnny Legend,
and even Shadow running down the aisle.
Emily: It's the Dead Pac!
Now the Dead Pac hits the ring and a big brawl erupts with Dead Pac members
and Holocaust members throwing hands all over the place and Kyle Murphy right
in the middle of it all. It's absolute bedlam in the ring as everybody is
fighting like Hell and no one can tell what's going on. Suddenly a woman's
voice is heard loud and clear over the loudspeakers.
Woman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Break this up!
The source of the voice appears at the entrance... it is SFT Co-Owner Kate
Madison.
Kate Madison: I won't have this insanity! Security, get these thugs out of
my ring!
Emily: Aw MAN, this was just getting GOOD!
Jake: Leave it to a WOMAN to spoil a man's FUN!
Emily: Hey! Watch it!
At Kate's insistance, security guards and referees flood the ring. They manage
to drag everybody off and to the back- including Connor and Nirvana. MacDaddy
is able to stand now, but basically still out on his feet. The smile has returned
on Nirvana's face, even though he is a bloody mess and the is still on his
head. Finally all 11 of the brawlers, along with Connor, Nirvana and Ms. Black
are dragged backstage.
Emily: And with that... order is restored.
Jake: DAMN IT!
In the ring, though, Wilson blocks another judo toss from Nirvana and takes him down with a hiptoss. Suddenly out of the locker room comes Johnny Legend.Emily: Both men have stated after that match they have respect for each other. But this time. There is no count outs, there is no draw.RW: What?!?!? It’s Johnny Legend! What the hell kind of business does he have to be down here at ringside John?
JC: I have no idea. I guess he wants a better glimpse of the action.
Legend calmly walks down to the ring and Wilson doesn’t even notice he is there. Wilson slams Nirvana and prepares to hit him with the SAVAAAAAAT KICK!! but Legend grabs his leg. Wilson argues with Legend about what he thinks he’s doing and that allows Nirvana to get off the canvas and deliver a running enzeguri to the back of Wilson’s head. Nirvana then hooks in the Devil Lock and the referee returns to the ring to see that Wilson is completely knocked out and counts. 1…… 2…………..3!
JC: I don’t believe it! Nirvana and Agent Orange have survived and will advance to the semi-final round of the Lethal Lottery tournament! What a match!
The scene changes to the following Friday Night Inferno and it shows Johnny Legend in an interview with Amanda Summers.
Johnny Legend:*laughs* Ah yes... I guess I did have a motive to interfere in that match. You see, Riley Thorne has been gloating about his victory on me a few months ago. I was just their to shut his mouth.
AS: And Slade?
Johnny Legend: Yeah, he is just a loser that got in the way.
AS: So now you... ARRHHHHHR
From behind Johnny Legend gets nailed with a Kendo Stick right over the head. He goes down totally unaware of the attack from behind. He starts to slowly get up as the camera angle changes a bit to see Slade Wilson hit him again with the kendo stick.. and again and again.
Slade: Sorry, I was headed out of the arena, ya got in my way this time. Jackass.
The scene then cuts to the Lethal Lottery Pay Per View. Part of the way through the wrestling match where the two have been beating on each other for almsot a half hour with no winner in sight.
[Slade springs to the outside and as Johnny turns and hits him with a spring board dropkick! Johnny grabs Slade and throws him to turnbuckle. He leaps to the top rope and deliver Top Rope DDT.
RW: "That almost decapitates Slade with Top Rope DDT!"
Legend tries the cover but Slade somehow kicks out at 2. Johnny cant believe it, he tries a top rope headbutt but Slade lifts up his leg at the last moment hits Legend right in the head. Both men lye next to each other not moving the ref counts 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. And the bell rings. The scene fades back to Jake and Emily at ringside
Jake: As Slade has stated he has been on this ship on a pay per view before. The fans here know him. So he Does have an advantage.
Emily: But you gotta think, that back then he wasn't in the ring. And Johnny Legend has Shadow behind him. And Shadow is indeed here tonight.
Jake: this one is for the record books folks.
There is silence for a moment as fans wait in anticipation. then the slow beat of Filters "Hey Man Nice Shot" starts to play. The Strike tron shows clips of Slade Wilson in various types of matches. Then when the beat picks up Slade steps out from backstage with a Barbedwire Kendo Stick in hand. He stands at the entrance ramp and looks over the crowd then holds the kendo stick up, and the fans explode. Slade lowers his hand and heads down the ramp towards the ring. He Walks by the ladder and looks up at it then walks under it as if defying fate. Then Slade gets to the ring, he circles it once setting the kendo stick down and rolls in. "Creep" by Radiohead slowly fades in - a voice comes on and says, "Bow Down Blockheads!" BAM! BAM! BAM! Fireworks go off ontop of the ramp. "Creep" by Radiohead really kicks in, as the mist slowly fades away from the fireworks. Suddenly, Johnny Legend walks through the mist. Sporting flashy purple tights and jacket... Johnny Legend rubs his Intercontinental title, as he stands ontop of the ramp. "Coming down to the ring at this time, (Legend walks down the ramp) weighing in at 200 pounds, hailing from Fire Island, New York... JOHNNY LEGEND!" Amanda Summers says into the mic. Johnny Legend slowly walks up the steps, and gives a few words to the fans... Some unkind words. He then gets into the ring and steps into the middle... Fireworks burst to the sides of the ring - Legend turns slowly around in a full circle and shows his winning smile. The mist clears after a few seconds, and Johnny Legend takes his jacket off - then his Intercontinental title, which he just tosses to the ringside staff. Legend then awaits his opponent. From the back we see Redd and Bane come down to ringside.
Jake: Where one Dead Pac member is, more are sure to follow.
The bell rings and the action begins with Slade hitting a forearm on Legend. Slade with a gorilla slam followed by a side suplex and a quick cover, but Legend realizes pins dont count. Slade shoves Legend off and then Slade with an elbow drop followed a knee across the head of JL.
Emily: Well Slade is certainly picking up the pace.
Slade with a guillotine leg drop but Legend moves outta the way. Legend now with a side kick, he grabs Slade and hits a weird inverted piledriver.
Jake: You don’t see many of those these days.
Legend now with a Boston Crab but Slade grabs the ropes. The ref makes Johnny break the hold. Legend hits a rough rider on Slades back while on the ropes which chokes Slade. Legend moves him to the side and hits his Breakdown and covers but there is no refaree in the ring.
Jake: Legend woulda had it there.
Legend tries again for the breakdown but this time Slade lifts a leg and hits JL right in the face. Slade now with a gutbuster then a knee lift he picks up JL and hits a headbutt as JL is down and dazed.
Jake: Slade is taking command.
Slade executes his Louisianna Slam and then turns and heads out of the ring. He walks over to the ladder and closes it and turns dragging it to the ring. He is about to slide it into the ring when Johnny Legend flies with a dropkick to the ladder as the ladder nails him right in the face. Johnny Climbs the top rope and jumps but Slade with a fist to the gut as Johnny hits the ground. Slade grabs the ladder and lifts it high above johnny and just throws it on him.
Emily: And that is why Slade is a hardcore legend.
Jake: NO Johnny get up.. Johhny get up.
Slade turns around and heads to the ring announcers and grabs a steel chair. It is caught in some wires. Slade walks backwards trying to pull the chair loose. Finally he turns around and Johnny is right there with a superkick to the face through the chair. Slade goes down. Johnny grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Then Johnny taunts the fans as the lights turn on above the ring because it is getting dark. Johnny turns around and heads for the ladder but he is grabs from inside the ring by the hair by Slade wilson who is bleeding from the head.
Emily: Slade is a crimson mask. Most likly from the Resolution through the chair.
Jake: Slade is cheating. He has Legend by the hair.
Redd and Bane kick Slades hand to make him let go. Immediatly Slade yells at them when three refarees arrive to escort them out, Slade again grabs Legends hair, Slade suplexes JL into the ring but Legend tries to fight it off. But Slade nails it. Slade then picks up JL and shoots him off the ropes Johnny stops and ducks under reversing it JL leg sweeps Slade allowing JL to get his breath. Both are up now. The men meet in the middle of the ring and begin to exchange punches. Slade takes advantage and throws JL to the ropes. He catches him in a belly to belly suplex and plants JL to the mat. SL springs to his feet and starts showboating. He ends the showboating quickly and runs to the ropes. He jumps on the second rope and uses it to catapult himself into a missile drop kick. He catches JL right in the chest and sends him flying to the outside.
Jake: Wowza
Slade takes his time as he is going for his Louisiana Slam but Legend is getting up, as Slade times it he tries to instead do a missle drop kick but Legend side steps and hits his Resolution Slade falls to the mat awkwardly, JL slides to the outside and grabs the ladder and shoves it into the ring.
Emily: Johnny has the Ladder in the ring.
Jake: Can he get the belt?
Johnny sets up the ladder and starts the slow climb to the belt. Slade with quick agility jumps to his feet and dropkicks the ladder. The ladder falls over and Legend flies to the outside of the ring stumbling across the ground. Slade brings the ladder over to the edge of the ring and sets it up. Then Slade climbs the ladder and swings one foot aroudn to the other side straddling it. he looks over his shoulder. Legend slowly gets to his feet as Slade nails a Huge ASAI MOONSAULT.
Jake: What a train wreck!
Emily: Slade could have killd himself.
Jake: I think he killed them both.
Emily: What a crazy old man
Both men are not moveing.. and you can hear the fans.. one...... two........ three....... four......... five.....
Jake: There are no countouts here so we will not see a repeat of the Lethal Lottery.
Emily: There must be a winner.
The fans get to eleven and both men are still not moveing. Finally Legend is getting to his feet as is the bloody Slade Wilson. Slade reaches over and grabs his kendo stick as he slowly pushis himself to all fours. Johnny kicks him in the stomach.. then kicks him again. Johnny Then turns to taunt the fans. Slad eot his feet just as Johnny Turns around Slade cracks him right across the head with the barbed wire kendo stick. Johnny falls the the ground holding his head screaming.
Emily: Is that even legal?
Jake: Yes but it shouldn't be.
Slade holds the kendo stick high in the air as everyone cheers. He tosses it to the side and rolls into the ring. Slade picks up the fallen ladder and brigns it over to the center of the ring and sets it up right under the IC Belt. Slade starts to climb the ladder. He gets to the top and reaches up but cant quite reach it, he takes an extra step. The camera zooms out to see a bloody Johnny Legend grabs Slade from behind he goes under putting Slade in powerbomb position. Legend with a huge powerbomb but keeps his figners lock. JL picks Slade up and and does it again.. and then does it again.
Emily: Triplepowerbomb from Johnny Legend.
Jake: Now that is old school
Emily: Oh yeah.
Johnny Legend wipes the blood from his eyes and takes the ladder to the corner turnbuckle folded up and climbs the top turnbuckle. Johnny then hops on top of the ladder and it slowly falls as he rides it down on top of Slade Wilson. Johnny rolls to his feet and goes to the outside and grabs the chair and slides it in the ring. Legend sets up the ladder and then sets the chair on the top rung of steps and starts to climb he ladder. He reaches for the belt... then takes another step up and reaches forthe belt. Slade starts to climb the other side of the ladder. Slade punches Legend. Legend punches Slade.. Slade punches legend.. Then he Punches him again. Legend slides out the Chair and Swings with an overhead chair shot cracking Slade right on the top of the head. Slade shakes his head a bit and johnny Swings again and nails with another overhand chair shot. and Slade hits the ground. Johnny tosses the chair down and reaches up and grabs the Intercontinental Championship.
Winner: Johnny Legend
Jake: What a hell of a match, but is it the conclusion to their feud?
All of a sudden you see Holocaust run down to ringside and jump Johnny Legend. Havoc, Reaper, The Interloper, Ms. Black and Azreals enforcer The Grifter all beat on Johnny Legend. Then two of them turn and start to beat on Slade Wilson. Johnny Starts to fight them back swinging fists then eventually his belt nailing The Grifter in the head who falls out of the ring, then nailing Reaper. Slade kicks Interloper in the balls and him and Johnny Legend grab opposite ends of the ladder and start using it to clear house. Finally it is just a bloody Johnny Legend and Slade Wilson in the ring as Holocaust is cleared out. Johnny holds up the IC Title in one corner as Slade holds the chair in his had at the other turnbuckle.
The scene cuts backstage to wher Connor is being looked at by medical staff. He is fully awake and talking, and he looks pissed. He is bloody and bruised when from nowhere you see Venom and a masked man just attack Connor. In the background you hear Nivanas voice. As he limps slowly into the room. They beat on Connor and shove the medical staff aside.
Nirvana: Hey Connor, you can't fire us! We are locked into iron contracts.. even this guy... the new co-leader of Holocaust! I bet you can't wait to find out who he is huh? Only time will tell...
The two men
back off of Connor as he lays there bleeding not really moving but still somewhat
looking on. The three men back out of the room and leave. The door closes
behind them and the scene pans back to Connor who just slowly sits up and
spits out some blood to the side and starts to laugh.
The Gong is struck and the lights all over the arena become colorful with all the colors of the rainbow. "Original Prankster" By The Offspring starts playing and the lights start to swirl around in rythym to the beat. On "Until the break of dawn" Kamikaze bursts out from back stage and plays it up to the audience...
Emily: Can you please explain why Kamikaze is wearing a Cow costume?
Jake: No... I can't...
He indeed is wearing a cow costume, fake udders and all. He continues jumping around till he gets to the ring then he climbs in and poses on all four turnbuckles sequentially.
Amanda Summers: and his opponent... from The City of Dis... Havoc!
The arena is completely dark as "The Angle" begins. The only light now comes from the illuminated screen as words appear and pass.. "Carnal"..."Fatal"...."Immortal" The guitar riffs and the crowd pops insanely. Smoke sifts through the entrence ramp, the lights beneath it illuminating it. As the lights are turned on Havoc walks through the smoke to another pop. He walks slowly and gracefully down the ramp, stopping for a moment to gently roll a tuft of smoke from his mouth and look at the "Havoc" signs dispersed amongst the crowd. He slides into the ring and walks to one turnbuckle standing atop it and raising one arm; the crowd pops again. He walks to the corner diagonal from that and poses again, to another pop.
Amanda Summers: and thier opponent... the SFT World Heavyweight Champion... Louis Cypher!
The arena is completely dark as "The Angle" begins. The only light now comes from the illuminated screen as words appear and pass.. "Carnal"..."Fatal"...."Immortal" The guitar riffs and the crowd pops insanely. Smoke sifts through the entrence ramp, the lights beneath it illuminating it. As the lights are turned on Havoc walks through the smoke to another pop. He walks slowly and gracefully down the ramp, stopping for a moment to gently roll a tuft of smoke from his mouth and look at the "Havoc" signs dispersed amongst the crowd. He slides into the ring and walks to one turnbuckle standing atop it and raising one arm; the crowd pops again. He walks to the corner diagonal from that and poses again, to another pop. The bell tolls and they're started. The men circle each other, sizing up the weakest link, and weight alone means nothing. Kamikaze is over eager and runs straight for Havoc, who catches a spear by surprise, but rolls into it, coming out to pin Kamikaze on the ground, punching him a few times before being ripped off him by Cypher who instantly tries to throw him into the ropes. Havoc takes a few hits but a kick to the chest of Cypher gets him out of the corner and back in the midst of it. Kamikaze has gotten up by this time and heads straight for Cypher, apparently upset that he got involved.
Jake: we're off to a massive start tonight!
Emily: you could say that twice and mean it, Cypher and Kamikaze are apparently going to have it out now, and give Havoc the chance to relax!
Jake: that's not the best idea in my opinion. They should beat Havoc down and then duke it out!
Back in the ring, Havoc watches with unabated enjoyment at Cypher and Kamikaze having it out. Kamikaze hits with a leg sweep, knocking Cypher down, but Cypher gets back up and takes advantage of a split second break in Kamikaze's attention, hitting him with a DDT. Cypher moves in to Havoc, whose been enjoying the escapades. Havoc and Cypher trade blows to the head and chest but Havoc takes the upper hand, whipping Cypher into the ropes and catching him on the comeback with a kick to his chest, sending Cypher down. Kamikaze gets up and climbs the ropes, backflipping off the top and landing on both Havoc and Cypher.
Jake: Oh my God! Kamikaze is crazy!
Emily: you think? He IS wearing a Cow costume...
Jake: there's no time for your sarcasm.
Kamikaze forces himself to cover Havoc and the ref goes down for the count, but Havoc is not about to let himself be defeated so easily. He kicks out and throws Kamikaze off of him. Cypher grabs Havoc and gets a figure four locked, but Kamikaze kicks Cypher in the back, breaking the hold. Havoc stands and shakes himself off, grabbing Cypher and setting him up with a back Russian leg sweep. Kamikaze attempts to interfere, but a high kick to the throat stops that and Havoc races to the corner for a quick moonsault!
Jake: What a fantatic athlete!
Emily: Sounds like someone has a crush.
Havoc lands it and covers Cypher. The ref goes down again, and Havoc makes the pin!
1.....
2.....
Emily: Louis makes the save!
Cypher indeed kicks Havoc off of Kamikaze and picks him to his feet. Cypher whips Havoc into the ropes and takes him down with a shoulderblock. Havoc is brought to his feet and is nailed with a forearm shot to the head that sends him back down tot he mat. Havoc rolls out and Cypher runs at the ropes and leaps over with a somersault that lands right on target! Kamikaze is up as he takes a charge at the two men who get to their feet and he also flips over the top but both men move and Kamikaze lands hard on the floor!
Jake: No way! Haha!!
Cypher rolls Havoc into the ring and takes his time getting on the apron which allows Havoc to get to his feet and dropkick Cypher off. Havoc backs up as Cypher gets to his feet on the floor. He then runs at the corner and leaps up, then jumps off, landing on the shoulders of Cypher and taking him down with a headscissors!
Jake: What a move!
Havoc rolls Cypher into the ring and slides in. He picks Cypher up and tries for a suplex but its blocked and Cypher hits on eof his own. Cypher goes for the cover..one..two.. kick out.
1.....
2.....
Kickout!
Emily: Its not over yet.
Cypher brings Havoc to his feet and irish whips him into the corner. He places Havoc up top and climbs, attempting a superplex. Havoc blocks it and nails a sunset flip powerbomb! He covers...
1.....
2.....
Kickout
! Jake: Nice counter by Havoc.
Havoc gets out on the apron but his leg is grabbed by Kamikaze. Havoc kicks him away and hits a perfect Asai Moonsault taking Kamikaze down! He gets back on the apron and Cypher is getting to his feet.. Havoc springboards off with a dropkick but its blocked by Cypher! Cypher covers..
1.....
2.....
Kickout!
Kamikaze hops on the apron but Cypher hops up and takes him down to the floor with a big dropkick.
Emily: Kamikaze can't seem to find his way into the match..
Kamikaze gets to his feet, irate, and makes his way around the ring to the announce table. Meanwhile in the ring Louis Cypher picks Havoc to his feet and calls for a powerbomb. Cypher lifts Havoc up but its countered into a hurricanrana!
Emily: Nice counter!
Jake: What the hell is Kamikaze doing?
Havoc and Cypher get to their feet… Cypher tries for an irish whip but its countered by Havoc. Kamikaze hops up on the apron and ducks down..Cypher flips over and takes Kamikaze to the floor with a sunset flip!!
Jake: Ooouch! Kamikaze smacked the floor hard!
Havoc and Cypher are in the ring, as Kamikaze surprisingly gets up and rolls into the ring. Cypher arm drags Havoc and Cypher turns around to face Kamikaze. Kamikaze grabs Cypher's head, and pulls it down and starts rubbing Cypher's face in the udders on his cow costume!
Jake: Ahahahaha! Cypher is sucking a little of Kamikaze's udder!
Emily: That's udderly rediculous...
Havoc then runs at Kamikaze and jumps on his back. He then backs into the opposite orner sending Havoc into it hard. Kamikaze steps away and Havoc holds his back in pain. Kamikaze then picks Havoc up and tosses him onto the mat with a monkey toss. Havoc holds his back again in pain. Havoc slowly gets to his feet and Kamikaze begins punching him into the opposite corner of Louis. Havoc too falls to the mat like Louis did. Kamikaze turns around to see Louis getting up and he runs and smashes him into the corner! Havoc then runs at Kamikaze but is taken down with a running clothesline.
Jake: Kamikaze is totally dominating!
Louis actually does get up and runs at Kamikaze but Kamikaze takes him down with a double axe handle. Havoc begins to get up an dKamikaze clubs him in his back then sends him into the ropes. Havoc bounces off and is nailed with a big boot! Louis runs at Kamikaze but is caught with a big foot to his gut. Kamikaze lifts Louis up in a military press and then slams him down on the mat, Louis rolling out of the ring. The crowd is going crazy for the Tag Team Champion as he raises his arms high in the air and yells out!
Emily: Kamikaze is looking very impressive... even in that rediculous costume.
Kamikaze turns around and Havoc quickly dropkicks his right knee but h doesn't go down because of it. Havoc chops Kamikaze acros his chest but it looks like they have no affect! Kamikaze backs up a bit then comes back chopping Havoc hard acros his chest sending Havoc flying back a ways holding his chest and gasping for air. Havoc bends over holding his chest in pain and Kamikaze grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Havoc bounces back and Kamikaze goes for a tilt-a-whirl slam but Havoc reverses it into a headscissors!
Emily: Nice headscissors takedown by Havoc!
Kamikaze begins to get up and Havoc dropkicks him in his right knee from behind which takes him down! Havoc grabs Kamikaze's right leg and twists it but Kamikaze uses his left foot to give Havoc a push off of him. Kamikaze starts to get up to his feet and Havoc grabs Kamikaze by his head and connects with a swinging neckbreaker. Havoc covers him..
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Cypher breaks the pin!
Louis picks Havoc up and Havoc slaps Louis's hands away and dropkicks him down! Louis gets up and Havoc grabs him from behind for a belly to back suplex but can't lift Cypher because the pain in his back. Louis then elbows his way out of the hold and lifts Havoc up and drops him down with a back breaker. He lifts Havoc up and places him between his legs and hooks both arms then connects with a Double underhook suplex! Havoc holds his back in pain after the impact to the mat and Louis makes the cover..
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Kamikaze breaks the pin!
Kamikaze grabs Cypher and headbutts him then takes him down with a stiff big boot. He lifts Cypher back up to his feet and pushes him into a corner. Kamikaze knees Louis in his gut three times, followed by two elbow shots to his head..and Kamikaze backs up for one last elbow shot when out of nowhere comes Havoc and Kamikaze noticed as he moves out of the way and Havoc runs head on with Louis in the corner smashing him in!
Jake: I believe he was looking for Kamikaze there.
Kamikaze kicks Havoc as he turns around and lifts him up for a powerbomb. Havoc starts to punch Kamikaze and Kamikaze pushes Havoc away but Havoc grabs onto Kamikaze's head and connects with a spinning DDT!
Emily: What a counter!
Jake: He countered the powerbomb into a spinning DDT!
He gets up and Louis Cypher is right there and he nails Havoc with a standing dropkick! He then covers Havoc...
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Kickout!
Louis picks Havoc up and whips him into the ropes, Havoc jumps up on the middle rope and springboards off backwards with a flying crossbody that connects and takes Louis down! Havoc hooks a leg...
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Kickout!
Emily: So close!
Havoc and Louis get to their feet and Havoc kicks Louis and chops him across his chest twice then Louis chops Havoc and kicks him, then goes for a clothesline but Havoc ducks it and Kamikaze is right behind him to take Louis down with a clothesline of his own! Kamikaze picks Cypher up and him and Havoc both grab an arm and whip him into the ropes in the direction of the commentary table and they both run and clothesline Louis over the top down in front of the table!
Jake: Louis landed hard.
Emily: Yeah right in front of us!
In the ring, Havoc then quickly rolls Kamikaze in a school boy...
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Kickout!
Kamikaze up, he goes for a clothesline but Havoc ducks, runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off..Kamikaze turns around and Havoc takes him down with a flying forearm. Kamikaze gets up to his feet and Havoc kicks him but Kamikaze grabs his foot..Havoc then connects with an enziguri!
Jake: This kid can move!
Havoc climbs the top turnbuckle and waits for Kamikaze to get up and h does finally...Havoc leaps off with a Shooting Star Bodysplash which connects and Havoc immediately hooks Kamikaze's legs...
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Kickout!
Jake: That was pretty close.
Emily: I'd say! What a smooth Shooting Star Splash by Havoc! Kamikaze is getting everything thrown at him tonight.
At ringside Louis gets up to his feet to go back in when out of nowhere Havoc jumps over the top rope with a crossbody block landing onto Louis and taking him down! The referee begins the 10 count. (1....) Havoc gets up to his feet. (2....) Havoc is holding his back as he starts to kick Louis while he's down. (3....) He picks him up and tries to whip him into the steel steps but Louis reverses and sends Havoc back first into the hard unforgiving steps that don't even dislocate! (4....)
Jake: OOh! That can not be good for Havoc's back.
Louis kicks Havoc over and over in his gut..over..and over..and over..(5....) He finally stops and lifts him up in the air on his shoulders. Louis then runs and drives Havoc's back into the ring post! (6....) Louis slides into the ring to break up the 10 count but before he can slide back out Kamikaze drops a big leg on him and then gets up, picks Louis up but is pushed away.. Kamikaze runs at Louis but is kicked in his gut and then Louis lifts him up in a tombstone piledriver position and drops Kamikaze on his head!! He goes for the cover...
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Broken up by Havoc!
Emily: Havoc with a springboard leg drop at two!! He was going for Louis but Louis moved!
Jake: True..and Kamikaze got the leg across his face..But how smart was that? Havoc's back must be killing him.
Havoc gets up after that high impact move holding his back still..Louis kicks him in his gut and sets him up for the Northern Lights Suplex but Havoc clubs Louis in his back and knees him in his face to get loose. Louis swings at Havoc and Havoc ducks it and drop toe holds Cypher into the second rope. Havoc runs to the ropes, bouncing off and runs at the ropes Louis's on and swings through them Rey Mysterio style and kicks Louis in his face causing him to fly back! Louis gets up, stumbling while doing so, and stumbles right into Kamikaze who just got up to his feet and Kamikaze nails the Kamikaze Korkscrew!! Louis lies on the mat holding his neck as Kamikaze covers...
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Havoc interupts with a moonsault!
Emily: Amazing!!
Havoc breaks up the count with the moonsault onto both men. Kamikaze holds his back while crawling on his knees selling the move.. Havoc runs at him and floats through with a shining wizard kick! Kamikaze goes down and Havoc grabs his legs locking in the sharpshooter!
Jake: Sharpshooter! He's been working on Kamikaze's legs during the match...this can't be good!
Kamikaze reaches for the opes but can't reach them. He pounds the mat with his fists showing that the move hurts! Kamikaze pushes himself up with his powerful arms and Havoc falls out of the hold. Kamikaze gets up and Havoc clips his legs cusing him to fall again. Havoc then twists Kamikaze's legs and locks in a Figure four leg lock! Kamikaze yells out in pain and lies on the mat, shoulders down..the referee counts...
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Shoulder up! Meanwhile Louis Cypher has gotten up and is climbing the turnbuckle. Havoc pulls back on the legs of Kamikaze unaware of Louis's actions and Louis then leaps off and drops an elbow perfectly on Havoc's chest! Havoc releases the hold on Kamikaze. Kamikaze holds his legs in pain as Louis picks Havoc up and takes him down with a reverse crescent kick! He then walks over to Kamikaze and covers him...
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Kickout!
Louis then rushes over to Havoc and covers him.....
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Havoc gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Jake: He may be young but he has great ring presence.
Louis lifts Havoc up, obviously pissed because he couldn't get the pinfall on either man, and he is attacked from behind by Kamikaze. Kamikaze locks in a sleeper hold and Louis swings around but Kamikaze keeps it locked on. Havoc falls to the mat. In the middle of the ring though, Louis is falling to his knees and does as Kamikaze does as well to keep the sleeper locked on tight. Louis is beginning to fade away. The referee sees Louis basically motionless and lifts his left arm once and it drops... he lifts it again...and it drops! He lifts it a third time and holds it up for a few second then lets it go and his arm stays up!! The crowd boos as Louis gets to his feet and elbows Kamikaze in his gut to get out of the hold. He slaps Kamikaze completely away and kicks him in his gut then quickly plants him on the mat with a piledriver!!
Emily: Ooh damn! That's the second time Louis's dropped Kamikaze on his head tonight.
Louis covers...
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Havoc breaks the count!
Louis up, he goes for a punch but Havoc blocks it and twists his arm. Louis goes for a clothesline with his free arm and Havoc ducks it then connects with a russian leg sweep! Havoc up..he bounces off the ropes and comes back landing a fast leg drop. He then runs and jumps up on the top turnbuckle, but favors his back when he arrives at the top. This gives Kamikaze time to get up and bump the ropes causing Havoc to rack himself. Kamikaze slowly climbs up to the top and gets in position where he faces Havoc, his back to the crowd. He places him in position for a powerbomb and the crowd cheers! He then jumps off the top with a Shooting Star Press!
Emily: Oh damn!!
Louis Cypher is now up and he is going for Kamikaze..Havoc gets in the way so he kicks him a bit and that gives Havoc enough roll to roll out of the ring!!
Emily: Oops Louis.. you just messed up..now Havoc is safe at ringside!
Louis rakes Kamikaze's eyes and sets him up for the Unholier... He hits it and covers Kamikaze...
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Kickout!
Jake: Kamikaze kicked out! Kamikaze kicked out!!
Louis slowly gets to his feet and is shocked! Kamikaze is turning over after the move.. Louis climbs up to the second buckle and Kamikaze does get up to his feet very slowly..Louis jumps off with a crossbody block...
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Kickout!
Both men slowly get up and Louis sees Kamikaze favoring his legs and Louis kicks his left leg out from under him! Kamikaze holds his leg as Louis taunts to the crowd. Kamikaze does start to get up though and Louis gives him time to do so then runs to the ropes and jumps on the second then backflips off and lands on Kamikaze with an Asai moonsault! He stands up covers Kamikaze...
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Kickout!
Jake: Great move by Cypher. Kamikaze has got to be hurting.
Louis then locks on a half crab to work the legs of Kamikaze. He pulls back as hard as he can and Kamikaze screams out in pain. the crowd begins an Cypher Sucks! chant over and over and he starts to get annoyed by them, loosening the hold without realizing it giving Kamikaze a little relief. At ringside, Havoc is up to his feet and he climbs up onto the apron. Louis sees him and gets off of Kamikaze and runs at Havoc to knock him off but Havoc pulls the top rope down and Louis goes overboard on the arena floor! Louis gets to his feet, a little shaken up, and Havoc does an Asai moonsault down to Louis! Havoc gets up slowly, holding his back in pain. He picks Louis up and slams his head off the barricade, Havoc rolls Cypher into the ring and Kamikaze gets up. Havoc springboard dropkicks Kamikaze down and turns around to a standing Louis Cypher..Havoc jumps up onto his shoulders ad Hurricanrana's him down! Kamikaze up, Havoc takes him down with a spinning wheel kick! Louis up..he grabs Havoc from behind and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex but Havoc backflips and lands on his feet behind Cypher and gets up on the second buckle and quickly jumps off and bulldogs Louis into the mat!
Emily: Havoc is on fire!
Jake: Where does he get this energy from?!
Kamikaze kicks Havoc when he gets up and lifts him up for a powerbomb but Havoc rolls through as if for a Victory Roll but instead of pinning Kamikaze he keeps him on his back and locks in the Sharpshooter with Kamikaze on his stomach already!
Jake: He locked in the Sharpshooter again!
The crowd is going crazy! But here comes Louis and Havoc gets off of Kamikaze and jumps at Louis who catches him and drops him down with an inverted atomic drop!
Emily: Well..no kids for Havoc.
Jake: Maybe no title win either.
Louis locks in the position for the Northern Lights Suplex but Havoc gets out of it and then connects with the Decide!!
Jake: The Decide!
Havoc up.. Kamikaze is getting to his feet and Havoc ducks down and does a double leg takedown to Kamikaze! He then locks in the Sharpshooter and turns Kamikaze over!! Havoc sits down and puts a lot of pressure on Kamikaze's legs and lower back! Kamikaze reaches for the ropes as the crowd is going insane!! Havoc has Kamikaze in the middle of the ring! He can't reach the ropes!!! Cypher comes in and breaks it up. Havoc reacts quickly and pulls something out of his tights... it's brass knuckles! He hits Cypher and he falls over!
Jake: Brass Knucks! The ref didn't see it.
Havoc gets up and is facing Kamikaze, with his back to the fallen Cypher on his back. Kamikaze comes from nowhere and gives Havoc the Kamikaze Krash! They both land on top of Cypher!
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Jake: Cypher's been pinned!
Emily: Who pinned him? Kamikaze or Havoc?
Jake: They both did!
Kamikaze gets to his feet and looks to the referee. The referee looks confused.
Emily: What's the decision? Who's the champion?
The lights dim in the arena as Burn by The Cure begins to play over the P.A. System. From backstage Azreal walks out, behind him his special Enforcer. The Grifter: Cole Cash. Slowly Azreal steps to the edge of the entrance ramp and holds his hands out to the side as a chorus of boos strike him. The hatred of the fans seems to almost empower him. He finally decides to head down the entrance ramp with a smirk on his face while his enforcer follows his mask covering his every emotion. Azreal walks around the ring and heads up the ring steps and slowly steps into the ring. The Grifter follows and stands in the corner with his arms crossed surveying the area.
Emily: It's Presiden Azreal... hopefully he'll clear things up.
President Azreal grabs a mic.
Azreal: I just saw what happened... and this is a hard decision to make... but due to the fact thaty Havoc was the one that knocked Cypher out... I am hearby announce that the winner of this match, and NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Havoc!
Havoc gets up and starts jumping up and down. Kamikaze starts yelling at Azreal. Havoc jumps out of the ring and grabs the title and brings it in the ring and starts parading around with it.
Emily: I don't agree with that decision at all!
From nowhere, "Shoots and Ladders" by Korn plays as the SFT Owner himself comes out. Behind Shadow comes Johnny Legend, Redd, and Bane. Shadow has a mic.
Shadow: I saw what happened. Havoc cheated. I know you are the producer of this show... but I'm still the owner! Therefore I announce that the winner of this match by DQ.. and STILL SFT World Heavyweight Champion... Louis Cypher!
Cypher is still on the ground, but he manages to slide out of the ring. Havoc starts yelling at Azreal and Shadow, and holds onto the World title.
"Holocaust" by Savatage then hits as Nirvana, Reaper, Interloper, Drogden and Venom all come out. Dead Pac moves further down the ramp, so they are next to the ring. Nirvana has a mic.
Nirvana: Don't be rediculous Shadow. Louis Cypher was pinned by two Holocaust members. I don't really care what the final decision is, as long as the World Title comes to Holocaust. In my personal opinion though, Havoc hit the final blow to Cypher, Havoc should be champion.
Havoc nods and raises the World title, smiling. Kamikaze looks pissed at Nirvana. Shadow looks pissed at Havoc. He starts barking orders at Legend, Bane and Redd. All three then slide in the ring as Shadow runs to the other side of the ring for cover. The three jump Havoc, Legend takes the title, and slides it to Cypher, who then runs out of the building through the crowd. Holocaust runs to the ring. The Interloper and Reaper chase Cypher through the crowd, as Kamikaze starts fighting with Redd. Nirvana, Drogden, and Venom slides in the ring, and start to beat down Dead Pac.
Emily: The Dead Pac is outnumbered, and it is showing.
Legend, Redd, and Bane manage to get out of the ring and are met by Shadow. Reaper and Venom get chairs and chase Deap Pac up the ramp and into the back, leaving just Nirvana, Havoc, and Kamikaze in the ring. Nirvana looks dissapointed that Dead Pac got away, and the fans begin to applaud Havoc and Kamikaze for the great match. Nirvana smiles and grabs Havoc's wrist. He raises Havoc's hand in the air as Kamikaze looks on.
Jake: So who's the champ?
"Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot plays and the crowd erupts and Nirvana looks pissed. SFT Owner Connor MacDaddy steps out from the back, severley limping and holding his ribs. He stands at ringside with a mic.
Connor MacDaddy: I think it is fairly obvious who won the main event... in a result like that, you must decide on who was more on top of Louis Cypher.. and that was Kamikaze! Unfortunatley, Cypher ran away with the title... but I declare the winner of this match via pinfall, and NEW SFT World Heavyweight Champion... Kamikaze!
Kamikaze smiles and Nirvana looks at Kamikaze. Havoc gets pissed and gets in Kamikaze's face.
Connor MacDaddy: As far as match making and match decisions go... The two owners and the producer have equal say. So... I honestly don't know what to say. But I don't want the fans to leave upset. So I'll give them what they want, and they want you, Nirvana, and Holocaust to die! and I'll do it by my own hands...
Nirvana starts to laugh as Connor slowly slides into the ring. Nirvana drops a knee on the back of Connor's neck, and Nirvana and Havoc immediatly start to stomp the crap out of Connor.
Emily: Who was Connor kidding? He's hurt!
Connor starts spitting up blood, and Nirvana and Havoc doesnt let up. Havoc takes the brass knuckles he used in the match and Nirvana picks Connor up. Havoc winds up his fist and goes to punch Connor... but Kamikaze comes from nowhere and hits the Kamikaze Krash on Havoc! Havoc goes down and Nirvana is shocked. He lets go of Connor, who falls limply, and grabs Kamikaze's arm. Kamikaze stares at him, and then gives him a right hook!
Jake: Kamikaze hit Nirvana!
Kamikaze mounts Nirvana and starts punching him, but Havoc hits him in the head with the Brass Knuckles! Kamikaze starts bleeding and Havoc stomps him, Nirvana gets up and starts attacking Kamikaze.
"Anachrome" by Grade 8 hits and out comes Nathan Gust! Nirvana stops hitting Kamikaze and stares at Gust.
Jake: It's Gust! We saw him hang Nirvana earlier!
Gust makes a motion to the back, and out comes Kabal and Slade Wilson.
Emily: Gust brought some sort of hardcore calvery!
Gust, Slade, and Kabal rush the ring and attack Nirvana and Havoc.
Jake: I can't believe this!
"Under Pressure" by Queen Featuring David Bowie then hits the PA... and Becky Thomson-Schorg comes out!
Jake: It's Ice!
Emily: She's not Ice anymore... She's the a new Becky, but why is she here?
Ice runs to the ring and slides in. Slade picks Nirvana up and throws him to Ice, who gives him an Ice Pick Piledriver! Gust picks up Havoc and gives him the Souther Discomfort. Becky, Gust, Slade, and Kabal kick Nirvana and Havoc till they roll out of the ring, they then help Kamikaze and Connor MacDaddy to thier feet.
Jake: What's going on?
Connor MacDaddy, Kamikaze, Nathan Gust, Kabal, Slade Wilson, and Becky Thompson Schorg all stand in the ring, while the roof blows off the arena. Kabal gets a mic from a techie, and hands it to Connor. Connor spits a lugie of blood and adresses Nirvana and Havoc, who is outside the ring...
Connor MacDaddy: I told you I would destroy Holocaust... I'd like to introduce you to my friends... The best rising star in SFT, Slade Wilson! The Hardcore Myth, Kabal! The Million Dollar Boy, Nathan Gust! The should-be World Champion, Kamikaze! The returning, Becky Thompson-Schorg! and the newest returning member to the SFT Roster... Connor MacDaddy!
Jake: What? Connor MacDaddy is back on the roster!
Connor MacDaddy: Us six... we aren't one for fancy schmancy gimmicks like the Holocaust or Dead Pac... we are here to restore SFT, to save SFT. So you can just call us.. The Faction. And our Mission Statement... is to rid SFT of dark heel stables like Holocaust, Dead Pac, and LGP. So beware, because the SFT police are here.
Emily: The Faction! I can't believe it! Kamikaze and Nathan Gust have turned on Holocaust!
Jake: But who is World Champion?
Emily: I have no clue! We're out of time though!
Jake: I'm confused!
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| Producer: | Azreal |
| Layout: | Frost Smith |
| Logos: | Nathan Gust |
| Opening Segment: | Azreal |
| Allison Johnson vs. Precious: | Waylander |
| Nirvana/Havoc Segment: | Holocaust |
| Regina Eisley vs. Brickcity B: | Shadow/Azreal |
| Grizzly/Regina Segment- | Grizzly Z |
| Grizzly Z vs. Lucas Balkan vs. Venom: | Agent Orange |
| Allisa/Balkan Segment: | Lucas Balkan |
| Erik Dean vs. Allisa O'Toole: | Azreal |
| Kyle Murphy vs. Interloper vs. Drodgen: | Nathan Gust |
| Gust/Ice Segment: | Nathan Gust |
| Kabal vs. Genocide: | Christian Cage |
| Reaper vs. Sean Mason: | Frost Smith |
| Nirvana vs. Connor MacDaddy: | Kyle Murphy |
| Pre-Match Segment | Azreal |
| Johnny Legend vs. Slade Wilson: | Shadow/Azreal |
| Connor/Nirvana Segment: | Holocaust |
| Louis Cypher vs. Havoc vs. Kamikaze: | Connor MacDaddy |
| Closing Segment | Connor MacDaddy |