RW: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Body Count, Dark Towers Rising!
JC: This will be a historic night, as our new World Champion will be crowned tonight.
RW: And anyone may end up walking away, we’ve had some surprising world champions in the past, tonight may not be too different.
JC: So many people enter, one man leaves champion, boys and girls, welcome to our version of a hellish thunderdome! Lets get this show started!
The Lion vs. Daniel Jacobson
(Black Foundation Justice Championship)
Jacobson and Lion move towards one another and tie up. Lion gets the best of Jacobson, pushing him back into the ropes. He goes to whip Jacobson, who reverses and catches Lion with a hiptoss as he comes off of the ropes. As soon as Lion gets up, Jacobson catches him with an arm drag and holds on afterwards, wrenching Lion’s arm. Lion works his way to his feet and Jacobson twists his arm. Lion rakes his eyes though, and Jacobson swings wildly, trying to hit Lion but unable to after being blinded. Lion nails Jacobson with a lariat.
JC: Nice!
He then puts him in a chinlock. Jacobson works his way to his feet and delivers a few elbows into Lion’s side, loosening his grip. He runs off the ropes and Lion throws a clothesline which Jacobson ducks. As Lion turns around, Jacobson hits him with a clothesline of his own, followed by a dropkick, and a leg lariat. He then gets Lion up onto his shoulders throws him forward and drives his knee into Lions face. He climbs the top rope and wait for Lion to rise to his feet. As he does he soars off of the top and chops Lion in the head. He pins him.
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RW: Daniel Jacobson retains!
Mike Zybala vs. Connor MacDaddy
(Ten Dollar Match)
“Ten Thousand Fists” by Disturbed hits the PA as Mike Zybala comes through the crowd. He starts moshing with some fans, before he hops the railing and slides into the ring.
JC: I think it’s time to end this blood feud between Mike Zybala and Connor MacDaddy.
RW: They’ve been killing eachother for years… all over ten dollars!
JC: To say these two hate eachother is an understatement.
“Mack Daddy” by Sir Mix-a-Lot hits the PA and Connor MacDaddy walks out from the back. He walks down to the ring, and doesn’t take his eyes off Mike Zybala. Connor slides into the ring. The bell rings.
JC: MacDaddy/Zybala, finally it’s happening!
Connor points to the ceiling, and a ten dollar bill gets lowered from the ceiling…
RW: What’s this?
Connor takes the ten dollar bill and holds it up for the crowd to see, then holds it in front of Mike Zybala. Connor then rips the ten dollar bill into several pieces.
RW: What? Why would he do that?
Mike smiles and extends his hand, in which Connor MacDaddy shakes it and smiles back.
JC: WHAT? What are they doing!?
Mike goes to the ring apron, and is handed two t-shirts and a microphone. Mike throws a shirt to Connor, and they both put the shirts on.
JC: Those are EZ Mac Connection shirts! What is happening?
Mike Zybala: I think my buddy Connor and I just Scooby-doo-ed all of you!
Connor laughs and Mike smiles to a booing crowd.
Mike Zybala: You think Connor and I would really kill eachother over ten dollars? Connor’s a millionaire, and I’m not so poor either… we don’t care about ten dollars. It’s time for the SFT Tag Team division to be revitalized! The only tag team that can do that is the most legendary tag team in SFT history… Mike Zybala and Connor MacDaddy… The EZ Mac Connection!
Connor and Mike raise their hands in the air, and they head to the back.
JC: These fans are not happy, they wanted blood, and all they got was Mac and Cheesed!
Body Count Rumble
(World Heavyweight Championship Match)
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones hits the PA and out comes Friday Night Inferno producer, Chimpo the Chimp. Chimpo slides in the ring and is handed a microphone.
Chimpo the Chimp: Whaddap Osaka!!!!! ...or as you say here in Japan... Subaru Nintendo Toyota Sony!
JC: ...great japanese...
Chimpo the Chimp: It's now time for our MAIN EVENT... the 3rd ever Body Count Rumble!! Now... things are going to be a little different this year... all 15 participants will start in the ring at the same time... only the first 10 eliminations will be by throwing your opponent over the top-rope, and both of thier feet must touch the ground. The final for eliminations can be attained by pinfall or submission only. The last man or woman standing in that ring will be the 2008 Body Count Rumble winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion! Let's start!
The arena is completely dark as "Bullet-Proof Skin" begins. The only light now comes from the illuminated screen as words appear and pass.. "Carnal"..."Fatal"...."Immortal" The guitar riffs and the crowd pops insanely. Smoke sifts through the entrence ramp, the lights beneath it illuminating it. As the lights are turned on Havoc walks through the smoke to another pop. He walks slowly and gracefully down the ramp, stopping for a moment to gently roll a tuft of smoke from his mouth and look at the "Havoc" signs dispersed amongst the crowd. He slides into the ring and walks to one turnbuckle standing atop it and raising one arm; the crowd pops again. He walks to the corner diagonal from that and poses again, to another pop.
Chimpo the Chimp: The very first Body Count Rumble winner and former 5 time World Champion... Havoc!
"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix hits the PA and Daniel Jacobson walks down the ramp and towards the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: The SFT United States and the Black Foundation Justice Champion... Daniel Jacobson!
"I Got Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks hits the PA and Jack Jones steps out from the back with a smile on his face, he makes his way down to the ring, slapping a few fan's hands on the way.
Chimpo the Chimp: Former World Champion... "Cowboy" Jack Jones!
"Basketcase by Greenday" hits as Twilight slowly walks to the ring and sits in a corner, awaiting for the start of the match.
Chimpo the Chimp: Former Intercontinental Champion... Twilight!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays as the arena goes dark, moments later a white light turns on at the top of the entrance ramp where a TK Money is standing. He makes his way to the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: The SFT Intercontinental Champion... TK Money!
Trent Steel's music hits, as he walks out from the back and towards the ring...
Chimpo the Chimp: The Black Foundation Domination Champion... Trent Steel!
As the sound of "Thunderhorse" plays over the P.A. system, the arena goes dark. The spotlights in the arena start to strobe in unison with the beat of the song. At the entrance way a light under the stage strobes to the song, as smoke fills the way. Out from the back comes Hectzilla, dressed in a black hooded robe, which covers his head to the point you cannot see his eyes. He stands, kendo stick in hand, looking around the arena, and then raises his hands in the air. The lights come back on and Hardcore Hect makes his way to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to make his way to the apron, where he walks to the center of the apron, looking into the ring. He reaches up with both hands to his hood, like he's going to pull it back, but instead rips the hood, followed by the robe, in half, and lets it fall to the ground. Hect gets into the ring and goes to a corner, where he kneels facing the turnbuckle, waiting for the match to start.
Chimpo the Chimp: Former World Champion... Hardcore Hect!
Mark Halbrook's music hits and he hits the stage. The "Legacy" walks down the ramp and enters the ring...
Chimpo the Chimp: "The Legacy"... Mark Halbrook!
Steel Avengers" by Metalium hits the P.A. system and the arena grows dark. The camera pans around the arena and then focuses in on the ramp to see a man sitting high on the StrikeTron. The camera zooms in to see the man is Joe Mokoko. He suddenly looks to the camera and stands up. He leaps off and lands on the hard floor in a crouching position, head bowed. Joe looks up and with blinding speed runs toward the ring and slides in. He jumps on top of the turnbuckle and just stares at the crowd...
Chimpo the Chimp: Former Intercontinental Champion... Joe Mokoko!
"Ten Thousand Fists" by disturbed hits as Mike Zybala comes to the ring through the crowd, moshing with some hardcore fans. He hops the railing, revealing his "EZ Mac connection" shirt. Before he enters the ring, he points to the stage...
Chimpo the Chimp: Former world Champion... Mike Zybala!
"Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot hits the PA and connor MacDaddy comes out from the back wearing an EZ Mac t-shirt. He smiles and jogs down the ramp and meets with Mike Zybala. they hi-five, then slide into the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: The winner of the second Body Count rumble... and former 4-time World Champion... Connor MacDaddy!
Jonathan Templeton's music hits and he comes out from the back, he makes his way to the ring and slides in.
Chimpo the Chimp: Jonathan Templeton!
Kowalski's music hits and the big man slowly walks to the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: "Gun for Hire"... Kowalski!
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits the loudspeakers and gold pyro erupts at the stage area. Kyle Murphy walks out onto the stage, with the SFT Championship around his waist. He pauses a moment on the stage, slapping the championship belt twice, then raising his arms over his head. Kyle then pumps his fist as he starts to walk again, making his way down the aisle. He strides slowly and confidently down the aisle to ringside. There he climbs the steel steps, onto the ring apron. Walking to the middle of the apron, he steps through the middle rope and into the ring. Stepping to the middle of the ring and standing with his feet spread shoulder width apart, Kyle now removes the SFT Championship from his waist and, holding it in both hands, raises it over his head. Bringing it back down, he steps forward to the ropes, holding the belt in his right hand and pointing at it with his left. Turning, he hands the belt to the referee and gets ready to wrestle.
Chimpo the Chimp: Former 2-time World Champion... Kyle Murphy!
"Thenth Man down" by Nightwish hits the PA and Annike Reiziger comes out the the stage. Annika performs a series of leg stretches after entering the front-stage. After a couple of knee thrusts, and leaps on the spot, she shakes her hands and legs and regards her opponents. She will then proceeds to the ring, entering between the bottom and second rope.
Chimpo the Chimp: ...and Black Foundation Revolution Champion and Former World Champion... Annika Reizeger!
JC: Everyone's in the ring and we're ready to get this match started...
RW: Wait, what the hell is Hect doing?
Hect leaves the ring and starts looking under the ring as the timekeeper rings the bell to start the match. Random punches are being thrown everywhere as Hect sets up a table at ringside, at the end of the entrance way. Hect rolls into the ring as Jack Jones and Twilight double clothesline TK Money over the top rope.
TK Money is Eliminated!
Hect holds up his kendo stick and starts hitting random people. He gets caught with a kick to the gut from Connor, and then Connor starts caneing Hect. Hect tries to get away but Havoc picks him up in a fireman's carry. Havoc walks over to the side of the ring facing the entrance way, and the table. Havoc hits the Decide, with Hect ending up outside the ring, and getting a hangman on the top rope, bouncing off and flying into the table.
JC: OH SWEET JESUS!
RW: MEDIC!
Hardcore Hect is Eliminated!
Havoc stands at the ropes and laughs at Hect, who's laid out on the floor. Havoc turns around to find Joe Mokoko coming at him with a clothesline. Havoc quickly falls to the mat, holding onto the top rope, causing Mokoko to fall over the top rope from the force of his momentum.
Joe Mokoko is Eliminated!
Jack Jones and Twilight single out Johnathan Templeton and start beating him down. Connor starts slamming the Kendo stick on Mike Zybala's head.
JC: Friends don't cane friends!
RW: You obviously don't know these two then!
Connor measures up Zybala, and swings, but Zybala ducks, and Connor's cane shot catches the side of Twilight's head. Jack Jones looks over at Connor and hits a spear on him and starts pounding at his face. Trent Steel runs over to Templeton and tries to toss him over the top rope. Annika comes over and ends up taking out both Steel and Templeton.
Trent Steel and Jonathan Templeton are Eliminated!
RW: She took out both men!
JC: That's quite a feat, but I hope she has eyes in the back of her head.
Kowalski comes from behind and catches Annika with a forearm to the back of the head, and attempts to take her over the top, but she fights it off. Meanwhile Connor and Zybala are still fighting and Twilight ends up coming over and starts pounding on Zybala. Connor then chops Twilight, and then gets a dropkick from Jack Jones from behind. Zybala comes from behind and elbows Jack's lower back.Connor and Zybala go to double clothesline Jack over the top, but Jack ducks, and sends them both over. Connor and Zybala hold on the to the top rope. Jack kicks at Zybala's hands as Twilight comes over and tries to loosen Connor's grip. Connor pulls himself up, but Twilight is grabbed from behind by Kyle Murphy and thrown over the top!
Twilight is Eliminated!
As Twilight goes over the ropes, Twilight's feet hit Jack, and hit Zybala's hands, causing Zybala to lose his grip and fall to the floor.
Mike Zybala is Eliminated!
Connor skins the cat and gets back into the ring where he's met with a kick and DDT from Jack. Kyle Murphy tosses Mark Halbrook to an empty corner, after fighting off Daniel Jacobson. Kyle follows in with a clothesline. Kyle attempts a bulldog but gets pushed off, and gets a big boot from Jacobson. Jacobson then hits another big boot to Halbrook, which sends him over the top, but he saves himself, and stands on the apron. Kyle runs at Jacobson, and Jacobson sidesteps him, causing Kyle to slam his shoulder into Halbrook's gut, causing him to fly off the apron, and into the guard rail.
Mark Halbrook is eliminated!
RW: Damn, there goes my bet!
Annika and Kowalski are fighting in a corner. Kowalski rakes Annika's eyes and gives her a backhand chop to the side of her face. Out of no where Havoc comes up and starts punching on Kowalski's face. Havoc goes to town, and then hooks Kowalski for a suplex, with Havoc's back against the ropes. Havoc tries to pick up Kowalski, but Kowalski fights off. Kowalski then tries to pick up Havoc, but Havoc fights back to get some ground. Havoc picks up Kowalski again, and on this attempt Annika comes up and gets Kowalski on her shoulder, with Havoc will having the suplex hooked on Kowalski. Annika comes over to the ropes, and together, Havoc and Annika toss Kowalski over the top rope.
Kowalski is Elimiated!
RW: DAMN! That was a harsh landing for Kowalski.
JC: We're down to six... only one more over-the-top elimination!
Havoc grabs Kyle Murphy from behind and starts trying to throw him over, and over comes Connor MacDaddy to help him out, but Kyle keeps fighting. Out of nowhere, Daniel Jacobson flys off the top-rope and dropkicks MacDaddy's back, and sends him over the top rope to the apron. Connor gets to his feet, and Jacobson trys pushing him off. Annika Reizeger then clotheslines the back of Danielson's head and sends him over the top-rope, toppling over Connor MacDaddy, and they both hit the floor!
JC: They both hit the floor!
RW: Wait... the referee is saying something to the announcer...
Daniel Jacobson is Eliminated!
JC: Jacobson hit first! Which means, he's the last one to be eliminated via over the top-rope! We have out final five... Annika Reizeger, Kyle Murphy, Jack Jones, Havoc and Connor MacDaddy!
RW: Remember, now... the only way to be eliminated is by pinfall or submission!
JC: This is going to get interesting, we've got 5 former champions in the ring!
Immediatley, Annika Reizeger gets nailed in the back of the head with a cowbell from Jack Jones! He goes for a quick pin...
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Kickout!
Jack gets up, frustrated... and gets nailed with the Decide from Havoc! Kyle Murphy clothelines Havoc out of the ring, and pins Jack Jones!
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Jack Jones is Eliminated!
RW: Pin stealer!
JC: Final Four!
Havoc slides into the ring and tackles Kyle Murphy. The two start exchanging punches. While Havoc is on top of Kyle, punching down, Annika sneaks up begind him and locks in a rear naked choke! Murphy stands back as he lets Annika dish out some pain. But Connor MacDaddy sneaks up behind him and nails him with a huge low-blow! He then rolls Murphy up for a pin!
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Kickout!
Connor gets to his feet and yells in frustration. He looks over to Annika, still holding Havoc in a rear naked choke. Connor grabs Havoc's legs and locks in a figure-four leglock!
JC: Havoc is in two submissions! He's gunna tap!
Havoc seems like he is phasing out, and the referee grabs his hand and raises it. He drops his hand and it falls limply to the mat. ONE! The ref grabs his hand again and holds it in the air, he drops it and again it falls limply... TWO!
RW: He's knocked out, this is the end of the line for Havoc!
The ref raises his arm again, but from nowhere, Murphy comes off the top-rope with a splash on Havoc. The move hurts Havoc the most, but still does damage to Annika and MacDaddy.
JC: Holy Shit! What a move!
Kyle goes for a pin on Havoc...
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Connor MacDaddy pulls Murphy off Havoc! then he pins Havoc!
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Murphy pulls Connor off Havoc, now HE goes for the pin!
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Connor pulls Murphy off AGAIN!
JC: What are they doing!? The match is elimination, it doesn't matter who pins him, as long as he is eliminated!
RW: You obviously don't know Connor and Kyle very well then...
MacDaddy and Murphy meet eye to eye in the ring. Then then start trading punches. Kyle gets the upper-hand, He goes to hit the Murphy's Law, but gets nailed in the back of the head by Annika's "widowmaker". Both Connor and Kyle fall to the ground, as Annika covers Kyle...
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Kyle Murphy is eliminated!
Connor gets to his feet and backs himself into a corner. He looks at Annika, who stares back, and Havoc, who is still on the ground. He slowly makes his way to Havoc, and makes a pin...
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Kickout!
Connor gets up, and starts stomping his feet in anger, and gets nailed by the "Widowmaker" from Annika! He flys over the top-rope to the outside! Annika looks to the outside at Connor, and she turns arounf and is met with a Decide from Havoc! Havoc pins!
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Kickout!
JC: I can't believe it!
Havoc is stunned as he gets to his feet. He drags Annika to her feet, and goes for another Decide! Annika lands on her feet, turns Havoc around and nails the Ural kick! She goes for the pin!
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Kickout!
RW: This is amazing!
Annika starts to drag Havoc to his feet, but Havoc starts punching her in the stomach. He whips her into the corner, and splashes her. He lifts Annika up to the top-rope, and lifts her onto his shoulder, for a Decide!
JC: Top Rope Decide? Is he nuts?
Havoc jumps... but Annika reverses into a top-rope neckbreaker... both of them lando on thier back hard in the ring!
RW: Oh my god! Someone call the EMTs! That was sick!
Havoc is seen with his left arm over Annika, and Annika with her left arm over Havoc... they are both pinning eachother...
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JC: WHAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
Connor MacDaddy is shown outside the ring, just getting to his feet... oblivious to what is going on.
JC: This can't be!
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman... the winner of the 2008 Body Count Rumble... and NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Connor MacDaddy!
Havoc and Annika Reizeger is Eliminated!
Connor looks confused... but smiles.
RW: Connor MacDaddy just won the Body Count Rumble... and without eliminating a single person!
Connor is handed the world Heavyweight Championship as the fans start to boo and chant 'bullshit! bullshit!'. Connor still doesn't realise what happened, but he raises the belt in the air anyways. He starts jumping up and down and celebrating.
Connor heads up the ramp with the title, as EMTs runs down to the ring to aid Havoc and Annika.
JC: What a return for Connor MacDaddy! After a complete heart transplant, he returns to outlast 14 of SFT's best and win the world title...
RW: I think you are missing the point... he didn't eliminate a single person!
JC: Nonetheless... he is our World Champion! See you this Friday for Inferno!
PPV Recap:
Daniel Jacobson d. The Lion to retain his Black Foundation Justice Championship
Mike Zybala & Connor MacDaddy refuse to fight, and reform the EZ Mac Connection
Connor MacDaddy wins the 2008 Body Count Rumble to win the SFT World Heavyweight Championship
BODY COUNT RUMBLE ELIMINATIONS
1. TK Money by Jack Jones & Twilight via a double clothesline over the top-rope
2. Hardcore Hect by Havoc via Decide over the top-rope
3. Joe Mokoko by Havoc via Momentum over the top-rope
5. Trent Steel by Annika Reizeger via Throwing over the top-rope
5. Jonathan Templeton by Annika Reizeger via Throwing over the top-rope
6. Twilight by Kyle Murphy via Throwing over the top-rope
7. Mike Zybala by Jack Jones via Accedental Push over the top-rope
8. Mark Halbrook by Kyle Murphy via Gut Check over the top-rope
9. Kowlaski by Havoc and Annika Reizeger via Double-throw over the top-rope
10. Daniel Jacobson by Annika Reizeger via clothesline over the top-rope
11. Jack Jones by Kyle Murphy via pinfall after a Decide from Havoc
12. Kyle Murphy by Annika Reizeger via pinfall after a "Widowmaker"
14. Annika Reiziger by Havoc via pinfall after top-rope Decide
14. Havoc by Annika Reizeger via pinfall after top-rope Neckbreaker
Entrances: Chimpo
Top-Rope Section: Hect
Pinfall Section: Chimpo