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OPENING
LIGHTS...
CAMERA...
ACTION...
The scene opens inside the Honda Center. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to play.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floooooor
Pyro goes off from every corner of the arena. The crowd is hyped up beyond belief. Cameras pan the crowd and catch some signs.
"What Will Be In The Beginning, Was What Was In The End"
"The Outer Circle is Taking Over"
"Anaheim Angels of Los Angeles....Suck My Wat?!"
"Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"
We go ringside with Randy White and John Cartwright.
RW: WE HERE AT STRIKE FANTASY TOWERS WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO NEW BEGINNINGS!!!!!! Tonight's pay per view spectacular comes to you live from Anaheim, California inside the Honda Center! Tonight's show promises to not only be great on paper but overall should end up being one kick ass show!!!
JC: I couldn't agree more Randy, so I won't.
RW: John, you're silly.
JC: I'm just agreeing 100%. New Beginnings will infact be one kick ass show. Just run down the matches.
RW: First match will feature the return of Teryl Fexxfield as he takes on Keith Park.
JC: Right there with the return of Teryl Fexxfield mixed with the young up and comer Keith Park should be a pretty decent match.
RW: Then it will be the National Title match.
JC: Well our esteemed Owner added some mystery guy to the match just to add a hint of the unknown. Plus after the no show by both Josh and TK when they were scheduled to face off a couple weeks back everyone wants to see what these two veterans will do to each other.
RW: After that the very impressive Jacob Connelly will take on Switchblade.
JC: Well Switchblade looks to have lost his little pet Lion and even somebody as good as Switchblade won't be able to handle all of The Outer Circle on his own. These two guys might destroy each other before they get to the big main event.
RW: The Hardcore Title will be defended by Big T against Kris Chambers in a very heated rivalry.
JC: This match I'm looking forward to the most. Whenever you take two guys with the talent of Big T and Kris Chambers and pit them against each other blood, sweat, and tears might be putting it lightly.
RW: Then in an all Hall of Famer triple threat, Erik Dean will take on Nirvana and in his first ring action in quite some time, Sean Lane.
JC: I can't wait to see what Sean Lane has left in him after all this time. We know Erik and Nirvana can go, they proved it on STW. So it's all about what Sean Lane does as far as I'm concerned.
RW: And finally, in the finale of the night, we present the return of the Body Count Rumble.
JC: Like the song said..."Let the Bodies hit the Floor"...and the last body remaining in the ring will become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
RW: Any prediction on a winner?
JC: Well I'd have to say.......
John Cartwright is interrupted. The lights in the arena go out, a small flashing strobe light begins moving back and forwards fast across the ramp way. The screen begins flicking on and off quickly showing images and then a huge explosion is heard on the ramp way and the words.
Perfection Has Once Again Arrived
The crowd don't remember what this means they are mixed reactions as then the opening cords to "Butterflies and Hurricanes" begins to blare out of the music system.
Change everything you are
and everything you were
your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
revenge will surely come
your hard times are ahead
Then another huge explosion of pyros from the entrance ramp hits and the lights come back on and standing there in a pair of blue jeans and a white t-shirt with blue designs on it is Gary Mac. The crowd boo mostly but some cheers are heard through the crowd. Mac stands with his arms stretched out and begins heading towards the ring. As he walks past he slaps a few hands of the fans by the railings as he approaches the ring Gary walks around and climbs the steps onto the apron. Standing there he turns around and applauses the fans a few times before leaping over the ropes.
best,
you've got to be the best
you've got to change the world
and you use this chance to be heard
your time is now
Inside the ring Gary walks over slowly towards the corner and leaps onto the ring post, lifting his arms high in the air the cheer now start to overwhelm the boos as Mac stands there for a few moments soaking in the crowds reaction. Stepping down off the turnbuckles the music stops and Gary produces a microphone from the back of his jeans. He goes to speak but the crowd continue to cheer as he finally puts the microphone towards his mouth and the fans quieten down.
Gary Mac: It has been a long time hasn't it?
The question from Mac produces a great noise from the crowd which again Gary applauds.
Gary Mac: Since I last stepped into this ring and spoke to all of you loyal SFT fans things have changed haven't they? I mean I still look great and if you caught my match with Dark Wolf during November you would realise that I still have what it takes to take on the best that Strike Fantasy Towers have to offer.
Once again a good reception from the fans makes Gary smile.
Gary Mac: Tonight I came here alone, my wife is back home and she wonâÃÂÃÂt be here tonight because tonight I am here on business. Now back in November I said I would return full time to SFT once again. Well tonight I am going to let each and everyone of you loyal fans know personally and each and everyone out the back there know that Gary Mac. The Real Deal, The Specimen of Perfection the man who is Too Fucking Good has returned like Shadow will always say HOME!!!
Taking a minute to let the fans understand he waits and they applaud him and cheer his name, a huge Gary Mac chant begins to take shape around the arena.
Gary Mac: Now back in the day when I was here full time I liked to come out here and put not just you fans down but everyone who got in my face. I decided to leave worked backstage for a while joined EWA won the World title again and avenged my defeat here to Nathan Gust. Now Gust if you are listening I hope you one day return and we can tear this fucking house down. But tonight isn't really about my return or how much everyone wants to see me in action. I have decided tonight I feel that since no one else seems to be mentioning them directly I will. The Outer Circle, the group working for a mysterious source, these men are in no particular order. Alexander Hayes, Dawn Lenore Artemisk Jeff Nirvana King and their newest signing as you may call it. Jacob Connolly.
Once more the fans erupt chanting his name and booing the mention of the outer circle, Gary begins walking around the ring a big gathering his thoughts before continuing with what he was saying.
Gary Mac: You four men, I mean three men and a little lady can listen to me for once. You four think that you are going to intimidate SFT? Well I am out here to let you know that you don't need to worry about Shadow, St Jude, Switchblade, Big T or anyone else in the SFT locker room because I am back. None of you can match me on this planet, not in this lifetime or the next, sure one of you have did some appalling things to former staffers and indeed tried to take this company down. But how many times Jeff have you tried it? With Holocaust and hell RWA, I'll mention shit King that you won't have remembered because like you said your different now. But the sad thing is King your not, your World titles mean nothing in my eyes and never have because I don't need a title to tell me I'm good. I do not need SFT's world heavyweight championship to let everyone know how great I am, because you know it and so does everyone. You maybe wondering Jeff, why am I out here talking about the Outer Circle? Well let me just enlighten you for a change, instead of you enlightening us with your philosophy on life. Back in November when I returned for a one off match, this place got more notice, hell the great Gary Mac is back in wrestling.
Gary Mac: Soon you and your group where planning an assault, sorry you and your friends because you are not the leader. I keep some how getting it mixed up, but if your upset I'm here in the ring, come deal with me?
Standing there for a moment looking at the entrance Mac laughs and the fans cheer.
Gary Mac: Well I will take that as a no, your not coming down to deal with me so I will continue. You and your inbred friends are right now only back because my name appeared on a card, so I guess I am the one who has to deal with you four and who ever else you have. You can recruit anyone you want but while I get paid by SFT I'll defend this place to the ground, sounds strange for me but I'm the one who can do it. I've sat and watched you lot screwing people over and I can't really bare it anymore, its time to put an end to this Outer Circle. If you grow it will hurt SFT but I believe in stopping things before they begin to grow so Jeff, Alexander, Jacob and Dawn if any of you have the guts then you come out here one night very soon and take me on. Show me your fury because this is a collision course that will only end when one of us die and there is no way you can kill me. You are all living on borrowed time because Gary Mac has been and will always be too fucking good for anyone in this business.
Gary Mac: So you four draw bullseyes on your chest because it might happen tonight it might happen next week but I can assure you that I will take you all out one by one by one. These people pay to see the best SFT has to offer and with me coming back they will get just that. So I declare a war on the Outer Circle tonight.
With that comment the music begins playing as the crowd erupt hoping to see Mac take on the Outer Circle tonight. Mac applauds the crowd before heading out the ring and making his way backstage.
JC: Gary motherfreaking Mac!!!!
RW: Now that's how you start off a big pay per view....with the return of one of the greatest ever.
JC: Kick.....Ass!!!
RW: Damn right, but now let's get to some actual ass kicking.
PRE-TAPED SEGMENT
The pay per view cuts to a video from earlier today taken from a security camera within the strike towers. It cuts to the outside of an office, Nirvana's "therapy" office deep within the heart of the towers. Footsteps are heard as two men walk towards the door. As they get closer we recognize them men as Twilight and Redd.
Distorted voices are heard. The only word that we can understand is "Erik Dean".
Match Number One
KEITH PARK vs. TERYL FEXXFIELD
( Standard Match )
Fexxfield pushes through the curtain and heads down the ramp, nodding his head towards any fan that acknowledges him with friendliness. He climbs up the steps to the ring and ducks underneath the bottom rope, before rotating his shoulders. He places a foot on the top rope and pushes down to stretch the leg muscles, waiting for his opponent.
'There It Go (The Whistle Song)' hits the speakers, the fans cheering as the overhead lights dim. The area right in front of the curtain is bathed in blinding light thanks to a couple of overhead spotlights while coral-colored lights illuminate the rest of the arena, the end result seemingly coloring the air itself. Stepping out into that brilliant light, The Suicide Kidd walks to the edge of that blinding spot until he is visible and raises his fists above his head. The movement triggers red and coral pyros to shoot in front of him in criss-crossing sparks, the suicide kidd emerging from the beam of light as the last round fires off. Making his way down the ramp, The Suicide Kidd still slaps a few of the hands that are offered to him… but his focus is on the ring. Speeding up at the bottom of the ramp, he slides into the ring on his stomach before getting to his feet. The nearest turnbuckle is mounted as he looks out over the crowd, once again raising his fists in the air to evoke more cheers. He lingers there for a few moments before hopping down, doing a couple stretches to prepare for the match at hand.
The referee calls for the bell and Teryl Fexxfield starts the match off quickly with a spinning heel kick. Keith Park hops right back to his feet and catches a charging Teryl Fexxfield with a spinning heel kick of his own. Fexxfield jumps up and delivers a running high knee to Park.
JC: These men are kicking off the pay-per-view with an impressive series of strike attacks.
RW: I like it!
Keith Park stands and charges Teryl Fexxfield, but T-Fex delivers an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Teryl stands and delivers a knee drop to Keith's head. Park staggers up and walks into a fisherman's suplex by Fexxfield. Teryl helps Keith up and delivers a spinebuster.
RW: Teryl Fexxfield takes control with a suplex clinic!
JC: Big time high impact offense by Fexxfield!
Fexxfield decides to go for an early cover off the spinebuster, hooking the far leg.
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Park gets the shoulder up.
JC: Teryl can't beat Keith that easy!
RW: Keep in mind, with the Body Count Rumble looming large in the minds of every man and woman in SFT, I would not be at all surprised to see guys try to end matches as early as possible. They cannot afford to run themselves out of gas before the Rumble even starts.
Teryl Fexxfield stands and signals that he intends to end the match. He positions himself in the corner of the ring and leans against the ropes. As Keith Park begins to stir and gets up to one knee, Terrorfex moves around to keep himself positioned behind his opponent. Once Keith is on his feet, Teryl grabs him in a rear waistlock.
RW: Watch out, Keith!
JC: He's going for the Terrorplex! This could do it!
Fexxfield pops off a German suplex and holds on to hit two more in succession. Teryl turns Keith to his feet one more time and delivers the fourth and final German suplex of the TERRORPLEX combination. He bridges for a cover.
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Teryl Fexxfield stands and begins to question the referee, unable to believe that he did not score the win with his Terrorplex finisher. Keith Park uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Teryl turns around and Keith hits him with a jumping knee strike (a la Evan Bourne). With Fexxfield staggered, Park charges and delivers a running heel kick.
JC: Teryl Fexxfield took his eyes off the prize for a split second, and now Keith Park's making him pay for it!
RW: Come on, kid! You can do it!
Terrorfox stands and the "Arc Angel" delivers a kick to the gut. With Fexxfield doubled over, Park grabs a double underhook and pulls him into a standing headscissors (as if going for a Pedigree). Keith quickly uses the double underhook to lift Teryl up, twisting him down into a backbreaker in the move he calls Acceptance.
RW: Welcome to Chicago, Motherfucker!
JC: WHAT?!
RW: I have no idea.
JC: You do realize we're in Anaheim, right?
Keith Park collapses into a cover on the supine Teryl Fexxfield, hoping himself to put the match away quickly.
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Teryl kicks out with authority.
Park shoves himself up to his feet and delivers a standing leg drop to Fexxfield. Keith covers Teryl one more time, this time hooking the near leg.
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Teryl kicks out again.
Keith Park pounds the mat in frustration, but turns Terly Fexxfield over onto his back. Keith measures Teryl up and waits for him to get up to his feet. As Fexxfield gets to a knee, Park runs to the ropes.
JC: Keith goes for the Closure!
RW: Teryl escapes!
As the Arc Angel attempts his Scissors Kick he calls Closure, Terrorfex pulls his head out of the way. Park misses, and Fexxfield grabs him in a rear waistlock one more time.
RW: Oh no! He's caught!
JC: Not another Terrorplex!
Terrorfex snaps off three more German suplexes- making it seven for the match- and prepares to finish off the Arc Angel with suplex number four of the combination. As Teryl Fexxfield lifts Keith Park off the mat, Keith shifts his weight forward and counters Teryl into a victory roll. Park hooks first one leg and then the other as he rolls up the unsuspecting Fexxfield.
JC: What a counter!
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RW: Did he do it?! YES! My GOD, he pulled it out! Keith Park wins, and Teryl Fexxfield can't believe it!
JC: Just like that Keith Park captures the victory!
RW: Teryl Fexxfield suplexed him half to death, but Keith Park found a way to weather the storm and roll him up for the victory!
Winner: KEITH PARK via Pinfall
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We go backstage to find Owner Anthony Jesus sitting in his office. He is looking through some paperwork when he hears somebody yelling outside his office. He stands, walks over to the door, and opens it. His brother and Hardcore Champion Big T is having a bit of a standoff with security personnel.
Big T: You stupid assholes are going to get hurt!! Get out of my way!!
Owner Anthony Jesus: Tony, calm down.
Big T: Kiss my ass, bro.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hey you'll either calm down or you won't be in the Body Count Rumble and at that point you lose a shot at being the man once again.
Big T: You know you really are son of a...
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hey!, That's our mother so watch it!
Big T: What do you care when it comes to family?
Owner Anthony Jesus: Listen Tony I am still your family.
Big T: You are only family in name and blood alone.
Owner Anthony Jesus just looks at Big T and Big T looks back at Anthony and they look like they want to kill each other.
Big T: Because my want of the World Title is greater than my want to kick your ass I will calm myself down and draw my numer.
Owner Anthony Jesus steps back into his office and heads behind his desk. Big T walks in slowly. Owner Anthony Jesus begins to spin the balls. He then stops and opens the little door. Big T steps up, reaches in, and pulls out a ball. He opens the ball and looks at the number on the paper.
Big T: What do you know, my lucky number.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Whether you want to believe this or not, good luck in the Body Count Rumble.
Big T: Yeah well I don't believe it so yeah.
Owner Anthony Jesus: If something happened to me you're going to feel real bad the way you're treating me.
Big T: I doubt that very much so.
Big T turns around and walks out of his brother's office and the scene cuts back to ringside.
Match Number Two
MYSTERY MAN vs. TK MONEY vs. JOSH KONNELY (c)
( Triple Threat Match - National Title )
"Never Alone" by Barlow Girl hits mid-song as the Striketron glitches and the lights go out. The screen begins to flash with green question marks as the power riff of a guitar solo hits in the air. Suddenly a white line cuts through the screen, just above the center, cutting off the green marks. A second line cuts down the center vertically, The white light blasts brightly and grows blinding, covering the entire screen in whiteness as fire explodes on the ramp.
The song changes to the guitar solo of "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall as the words "The Trinity" cover the screen. The crowd has mixed reactions, confused as the man still hasn't shown. "The Trinity" explodes and creates a Trinity symbol in white, before disappearing and turning into The Father ?, The Son, ?, The Holy Spirit, ?. Pyro explodes once more before the entire scenery cuts out.
A referee comes from the back, waving to the referee in the center to continue the match, just the the other two. He nods before the referee returns behind the curtain.
JC: No Mystery Man?
RW: No Mystery Man.
JC: Theres been an aura around tonight, can you feel it Randy?
RW: Definitely theres electricity tonight, like anything can happen, time for the National title match!
T.K. walks to the ring loosening his wrists and stretching his neck. Meanwhile on the StrikeTron images of him in his matches are showing and watermarked in them are his accomplishments shown at the tempo of the notes, during the sustained notes the words "SFT Hero" become static for the length of the note. Twilight is by his side, but the ref orders him away from ringside.
RW: I guess the ref doesn't want Blood Money making this a handicap match?
JC: Smart ref, cause that's how they roll. Hahaha
The lights flicker, then go out as "Warrior" by Disturbed blares through the arena. A red glow illuminates the stage area, and two rockets of pyro fly from the far side of the arena to explode on the stage. Josh Konnely steps out into the smoke left by the exploding pyro, and raises his arms as the crowd boos. He is wearing an unzipped red hoodie with the hood up. Josh marches down the aisle, his hands clenched into fists. He runs up the steps, walks to the center of the apron, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. Going to the opposite corner, he steps onto the second rope, glaring out into the booing crowd. Josh raises both arms, his four fingers of each hand pressed together on the top of his thumbs to resemble snake heads. He steps down out of the corner and shoves past the referee before leaning back against the ropes, ready to fight.
RW: Here we go, go time!
JC: How original.
The two men stand toe to toe as the bell rings. Josh is the first one to strike with a quick clothesline followed by a quick guillotine leg drop. The a bulldog leg drop, he covers but TK kicks out at 1.
RW: Wayyy too early for that.
TK is allowed to get up as Josh goes for another clothesline this time however TK ducks and hits him with a sidekick then a savat kick! TK with a northern lights suplex as this time he goes for the pin 1............ 2..........kickout!
JC: Close but no dice.
RW: Isnt it close but no dough?
JC: You say tomatoe I say tomato.
RW: Whatever.
Josh is getting up but TK hooks him and hits an Impact DDT!
JC: Goodmorning Josh Konnely!
TK with the pin again 1............. 2...............kickout!
RW: Holy crapperoo!
TK smells blood and goes for his version of Springboard Moonsault, he flies up and lands squarely on Josh!
RW: This could be it right here, we might have a new National Champion!
TK though looks like he might of hurt his ribs, he's slow to cover Josh, finally the cover and the ref counts 1................... 2................. kickout by Josh at the last possible moment!
JC: Incredible!
TK is slow to get up and so is Josh considering what he's been through in that series. TK tries to go for another Impact DDT but Josh counters it with a knee to the ribs of TK which obviously hurt and staggers due to the kick. Josh with another kick then a quick RPG!
RW: Wow!
Josh stands TK and hits his Flashbang! He covers TK ..1................ 2................. 3!!!
JC: I didn't think Josh would be able to come back and win it but he did!
RW: Great match!
Winner: JOSH KONNELY via Pinfall
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
The scene cuts backstage yet again to the office of the Owner Anthony Jesus. As he is putting on some pants his office door opens and Alexander Hayes stands in the doorway.
Owner Anthony Jesus: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!
Alexander Hayes: Oh, I'm sorry, thought this was the bathroom. While I'm here.
Hayes takes a look around before returning his gaze at Big T
Alexander Hayes: So, I hear you're drawin random numbers out of a hat tonight.
Owner Anthony Jesus buttons and zips up his pants.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Bathroom my ass....Yeah numbers are being drawn for the Body Count Rumble tonight but we aren't drawning names out of a hat. That's what this spinney contraption is for with the balls inside. You ready to select your fate for tonight?
Alexander Hayes: Spinney contraption eh? Hmm...how about I just tell you my number?
Owner Anthony Jesus: Whoever told you that you had stroke around here was lying through their teeth. This is how it works, I spin the contraption and you pick a ball that has a number inside of it and that'll be your number.
Alexander Hayes: Very well, if you wish.
Jesus spins the balls, opens the little door, and Alexander Hayes reaches in and pulls out a ball. He opens the ball and reads the piece of paper.
Alexander Hayes: I knew it, you people are always trying to hold my people back. Well we'll see, once I win this Rumble, I'll be the heavyweight champion and then we'll see who has stroke around here. I'm out.
Hayes begins to walk out the door, but just as he does, he looks at Anthony Jesus.
Alexander Hayes: Just remember, where you're going; there ain't no ice in Paradise bro.
Hayes walks out the door slamming it before Anthony could get a word in edgewise. We go to a.........
COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT MONTHS PAY PER VIEW SPECTACULAR...HOWL AT THE MOON
Match Number Three
JACOB CONNELLY vs. SWITCHBLADE
( Standard Match )
Mindless Self Indulgence's "Bring The Pain" begins to play. Jacob begins his walk down the ramp. He teases the fans as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He mounts the top rope and raises his hands in the air. He is greeted by boos. After a moment he drops to the ring and walks to the turnbuckle in the opposite corner from him and climbs up. He gets the same reaction. He flips off the fans before dropping down and putting his back to the ropes.
"Dragonfly" by Shaman's Harvest plays as SwitchBlade steps through the curtain to a chorus of cheers and boos. Once at the top of the ramp, he removes his sunglasses and tosses them to the side. He walks past the fans ignoring their presence. He slides under the ring ropes, picks himself up, and stands in one corner of the ring once in awhile stretching his arms and legs. Once he sees his opponent, he patiently waits for the bell to ring.
Referee Dean Barge joins the wrestlers in the ring. As he is giving them instructions, "End Of Days" by 9 Electric begins to play.
JC: What is this?
RW: I'll be your end of days? I don't think we've ever heard this song.
The (self-professed) President of Strike Towers Lars Adams steps through the curtain with a microphone in hand. He smiles as the crowd boos his arrival and nods to the men in the ring. The music cuts off as he raises the mic.
Lars Adams: Pardon the interruption, gentlemen. After witnessing the actions of that man, Jacob Connelly, last week, I feel that we need some sort of control in place for this match. That being said, I am exercising my executive power and declaring that this will not be just any ordinary match. It will be a match, however, that I believe these two competitors should be adept at. I am making this a SUBMISSION match!
Many of the boos for Lars Adams turn to cheers with the declaration of this new wrinkle.
JC: Wow, what a call by Lars Adams. I understand that Jacob Connelly does reportedly have a submission finisher in his repertoire, and we've all seen how many victims SwitchBlade has claimed with that brutal Enter The Darkside.
RW: So with that said, who does that rule change favor? I guess we're about to find out.
Lars Adams exits in silence, and Dean Barge calls for the bell. The two men tie up in a classic collar-and-elbow tie-up, engaging in an early test of strength.
JC: To answer your question, Randy, given what we have seen with that knee injury plaguing SwitchBlade and the doctor's advice that he shouldn't be wrestling at all, I have to think this change of rules has to benefit Jacob Connelly if he can exploit that weak limb.
RW: Very good point.
SwitchBlade begins to get the better of the tie-up as the similarly sized competitors struggle for the dominant position. Jacob Connelly quickly realizes that he is being overmatched and kicks SwitchBlade in his injured right knee. SwitchBlade jumps up and collapses to the mat in pain.
RW: Well there you go. The Alchemy Angel goes right at that knee to take away SwitchBlade's early momentum.
JC: This could get difficult to watch. SwitchBlade might not make it to the Rumble if this keeps up.
Jacob Connelly turns SwitchBlade onto his back and drops his left knee down on the right knee of the former SFT Champion. Connelly grabs the toe and the heel of SwitchBlade and pulls up on the foot while keeping the knee pinned to the mat.
JC: Oh God. This could snap that tibia. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure the lower leg isn't supposed to bend like that.
SwitchBlade throws punches to the back of Jacob Connelly's head and uses his free leg to kick the Pelican Bay prisoner in the chest and arm.
RW: SwitchBlade really does need to find a way out of this and fast. He'll be crippled if he doesn't.
Jacob Connelly finally grows frustrated with the desperate blows from SwitchBlade and releases his hold. Connelly grabs both of SwitchBlade's legs and delivers a stomp to the groin.
RW: OH! That's a low blow!
JC: But remember, it's perfectly legal in a submission match. There are no disqualifications. Someone's got to tap out.
RW: Unfortunately, that means it is as legal as a hammerlock.
Jacob Connelly grins as he steps back and taunts SwitchBlade to get up.
RW: Nice guy, this Connelly.
JC: Right, and you're a chick magnet.
SwitchBlade does get to his feet, with one hand on his family jewels and the other on his damaged knee. Jacob Connelly immediately delivers a dropkick to the knee, continuing to assault the injured body part.
JC: Good God, right back to the knee.
RW: I can't say it isn't smart strategy, though. If you were in there with SwitchBlade, wouldn't you look to target that obvious weakness? You don't fight to your opponent's strengths, do you? You don't run the football right at James Harrison, James Farrior, Troy Polomalu and that modern day Steel Curtain, do you? No, you go after the opponent's weakest attribute or feature.
Jacob Connelly sets SwitchBlade up for a powerbomb. The crowd begins to boo and tries to will SwitchBlade back into the match. Connelly delivers a powerbomb into the top turnbuckle, which he follows up with a lariat.
JC: Good Lord, what a clothesline!
RW: Dangerous By Design!
Jacob Connelly drags a nearly motionless SwitchBlade to his feet and delivers a falling side slam (Rock Bottom), which he immediately follows into a crossface/scissored armbar combination submission hold, completing the finisher that he calls THEN COMES THE DARKNESS.
RW: There it is! That's the finisher we were talking about, Then Comes The Darkness! He hits that side slam, then turns it into a scissored armbar.
JC: And that Nagata Lock III is a very wicked, very dangerous submission hold!
SwitchBlade writhes in pain, and Dean Barge asks if he would like to quit. SwitchBlade shakes his head NO, even as he screams from the pain now coursing through his shoulders and neck.
JC: Fortunately, this hold does not target the legs, or else this match would be over for sure.
RW: SwitchBlade can thank the heavens for that. Still, it's a pretty nasty scissored armbar.
SwitchBlade drags himself across the mat, forced to carry Jacob Connelly weight with him. At long last the former World Champion drops his left foot onto the bottom rope, forcing a break.
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Dean Barge: Come on, break the hold!
Jacob Connelly smiles wickedly at Dean Barge as he releases the scissored armbar crossface, knowing full well there is nothing the referee can do about it. Dean Barge backs away from Jacob Connelly, terrified of the man from Pelican Bay.
The Alchemy Angel stands and hovers over the downed former World Champion, almost resembling a scene from a horror movie. Jacob reaches down and grabs SwitchBlade by the throat with both hands, lifting him clean off the mat and onto his feet. Connelly lifts SwitchBlade up and sets him up for a two handed chokeslam. Jacob holds SwitchBlade up there for show and turns a 180. SwitchBlade finally sticks a thumb in the eye of Jacob Connelly, causing the powerhouse to drop him and temporarily blinding the inmate.
Jacob Connelly furiously charges at SwitchBlade. SwitchBlade catches the oncoming Alchemy Angel with a flapjack into an implant DDT. Switch instinctively starts to go for a cover, then remembers the added submission stipulation. Jacob Connelly rolls away and climbs to his feet, still struggling to regain his full vision. SwitchBlade wastes no time in delivering a spinebuster, following immediately into his ENTER THE DARKSIDE.
JC: Oh my God! Enter The Darkside! This is it! He's going to do it!
RW: Jacob Connelly has got to tap out to this! Thanks for coming! Go back to Pelican Bay!
Now it is Jacob Connelly's turn to shout as the pain of the combination submission hold tortures his entire body. Clawing at the mat, he slowly pulls himself forward. After a moment he raises his hand as if to tap out, but makes one final lunge forward and grabs the bottom rope instead.
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Dean Barge: That's enough! Let him up, SwitchBlade!
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After Dean begins a second futile five count, SwitchBlade finally breaks his torturous hold on Jacob Connelly.
RW: SwitchBlade was in no hurry to break that Enter The Darkside.
JC: Jacob Connelly did the same thing earlier with his Then Comes The Darkness, so I suppose turnabout is fairplay.
SwitchBlade stands and grabs hold of Jacob Connelly by the hair. Jacob gets to his knees, then delivers a low blow uppercut.
JC: Oh, again with the low blow!
RW: It's still legal, like it or not!
SwitchBlade doubles over, grabbing for his manhood again. Jacob Connelly rises to his feet slowly and confidently, and he sets SwitchBlade up for a powerbomb again. This time Jacob lifts SwitchBlade high over his shoulder in a crucifix and delivers a throwing crucifix powerbomb, tossing SwitchBlade to the mat with his ARMED TO THE TEETH. Connelly smirks and raises a fist to the sky.
RW: It looks like Jacob Connelly is already declaring himself the winner.
JC: That may just be a technicality at this point, Randy. SwitchBlade may be done for. He's easy pickings right now.
Jacob Connelly pulls SwitchBlade right back to his feet and sets him in position for a powerbomb one more time.
JC: Oh Lord! Tell me he isn't going to do it again?!
RW: Not another Armed To The Teeth!
Jacob Connelly appears to change his mind, slowly shaking his head. Shoving SwitchBlade back into a full upright position, Jacob hooks SwitchBlade up to set for another side slam.
RW: Oh God! He's going to end it right here!
JC: Then Comes The Darkness! One more time!
Jacob Connelly hoists up SwitchBlade for the side slam, but as he does so the former World Champion manages to grab hold of the Pelican Bay denizen's head and hook in a guillotine choke!
JC: WAIT A MINUTE! GUILLOTINE! The GUILLOTINE choke! What a counter by SwitchBlade!
RW: Jacob Connolly may have taken too long in setting him up and lifting him! Now he's caught!
JC: Center of the ring! No place to go!
RW: Yes! Come on, SwitchBlade! You've got him! Choke him out!
Jacob Connelly desperately lifts SwitchBlade as high up as he can, trying to throw him off, but SwitchBlade will not relent.
RW: Tenaciously holding on!
JC: SwitchBlade's choking him with everything he's got! He's clinging on for dear life at this point!
After close to a minute of starting to drop down and then lifting back up, Jacob Connelly's resistance begins to fade. His arms and legs go limp as he falls to his knees. With no escape in sight, Jacob Connelly finally begins to tap out. Dean Barge calls for the bell and SwitchBlade releases the hold, collapsing to the mat in pain and exhaustion.
JC: SwitchBlade pulls off a virtual miracle! What amazing resilience! What a hard-fought match!
RW: Yeah, and at what cost?! Both of these guys have only two more matches to recover and get ready for the big Body Count Rumble! The winner of THAT match walks out as WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Winner: SWITCHBLADE via Submission
POST MATCH SEGMENT
"Never Alone" by Barlow Girl hits mid-song as the Striketron stays blank. Switchblade looks towards the ramp in confusion as no one comes out. Jacob remains on the ground as Switchblade walks to the ropes to see who it could possibly be. Jacob stands to sneak attack Switchblade but Lion jumps over the barricade and slides in under the ropes to an eruption of cheers. Lion taps Jacob on the shoulder.
Jacob turns around and is instantly grabbed by the sides and tossed like a feather into the nearest turnbuckle. Lion begins to lay blows into his body as Switchblade turns around to see the commotion. Jacob has now fallen into a sitting position and is being stomped as Switchblade walks over to stop Lion. They exchange words before Switchblade climbs out of the ring.
JC: I thought Lion quit?
RW: I thought so too... and it seems Switchblade is grabbing a mic?
Jacob begins to fight his way up, but Lion stomps back down on him a few more times to keep him down. Switchblade makes his way back into the ring and hands Lionel the mic. He points to Jacob and mouths something to Switchblade, who keeps a boot on Jacob to hold him down.
Lion: What you did wasn't a very nice thing, Jacob. You jumped sides last week in the six-man tag match and left Dean and I to fend for ourselves. How do you think that makes me feel, Jacob? You decided to make the turn toward Outer Circle rather than to stick with the obviously greater power?
Lion walks over to Jacob and kneels down. Jacob goes to slap Lion, who takes it with a grin on his face. Lion punches Jacob in the face, sending him in a daze.
Lion: What exactly did you think would come of this? You actually thought I would leave without giving you and the Outer Circle a proper farewell? Now that, sir, is just VERY uncharacteristic of me. How about this? You choose two members of your Outer Circle team, any two you please, and I will face you in a six man tag all over again with my faction The Trinity. How does that sound, Jacob?
Lion stands up and mouths something to Switchblade, who nods and steps backwards, taking a kneel with his good leg bent straight out. You can see him favoring the other leg as he sits on it. Lion grabs Jacob and lifts him clean off his ass and into a standing position, where he hoists the fallen Outer Circle member onto his shoulders, where he plants the Succumb To Darkness with him, face first into Switchblades leg. You can see his neck whiplash from the sheer force of the blow.
JC: Oh my God! Did you see that Randy?
RW: I saw it, but I don't believe it. How does he expect him to wrestle if he's trying to break the poor man's neck?
Lion: I expect an answer before the next show!
Lion is cut off as the Striketron turns on and Owner Anthony Jesus is sitting in his office.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hey Lionel, what the hell are you doing here? I thought you quit?
Lion: I did but I decided I'm not going anywhere.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Well Lionel you are right and you are wrong. You're right, you did quit. But you're wrong because you are going somewhere. Officers!!
Police officers walks through the curtain and head down the ramp.
Lion: This is some stupid bull.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hey Lionel I got your contract right here.
Jesus dumps out an envelope and paper comes out like confetti.
Owner Anthony Jesus: You tore it up, you only have yourself to blame. Officers get that clown out of my ring!
The officers enter the ring and approach Lionel slowly.
Switchblade whispers in Lionel's ear.
Lion: Okay Jesus, have your way. I will go quietly....for now.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Just get the hell out of here!
The cops try to handcuff Lion's hands behind his back but he's too big so they use two sets of cuffs. They cuff Lionel and escort him over the top rope, down the steps, and up the ramp.
Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest hits as Switchblade raises his hands in victory, but as soon as it begins its cut off by heavy guitar riff and a pounding drum beat.
JC: What the hell is this Randy? What's going on?
RW: I have no idea!
Sound of Madness by Shinedown begins to play as the lights in the arena dim, and pyro shoots off in sequence at the top of the entrance ramp from either side towards the middle leading to a big explosion in the middle creating tons of smoke. Switchblade is up and paying attention if not fatigued from the battle that just took place. The music continues but no one comes out from the ramp.
RW: Who the hell plays music and doesn't come out?
JC: I dunno, but Switchy is ready and waiting for him.
There's a stir in the crowd and stirring turns into a dull roar into a loud roar as you can see a figure sprinting from the crowd towards the ring. But Switchblade doesn't see him, he's still looking at the entrance ramp.
JC: Holy shit! Do you know who that is!?
RW: He's got a chair!!!
The figure sprints up towards the barrier next to the announcers table and leaps over it, steel chair in hand and heads towards the ring. Spiked brown hair, black cargo pants, black and white Chuck Taylors. He's sporting fingerless black leather gloves, has under armour bands at both his elbows.
RW: What the fuck is Johnny Fierce doing here!?
JC: It is! JOHNNY FIERCE IS BACK IN STRIKE FANTASY TOWERS!
Fierce slides under the ring behind Switchblade and stands up, waiting for the time to pounce. Switchblade hears the crowd and is confused as he turns around sees the familiar face. And then Switchblade sees a chair, but has the wits to catch the chair. But before he has time to react to seeing Fierce in the ring and now a chair in his hands, the chair is driven into his skull by a pair of 12 1/2 Chuck Taylors and his lights go out.
RW: Reconstructive Surgery by Johnny Fierce!!!!
JC: Unbelievable! He disappears for an entire year then shows up and knocks out Switchblade right after his match and putting his entrance into the Body Count rumble into Jeopardy!!!
The crowd thoroughly boos Johnny Fierce as Johnny Fierce walks towards Swtichblade with a sly grin on his face. He is still looking down when he motions for a microphone. The announcer tosses him the microphone as the booing commences. Fierce surveys the crowd before putting it to his mouth.
Fierce: You can all shut up now.
The booing is deafening at this point, in defiance to Fierce's request.
Fierce: I said....SHUT UP.
The booing lowers as the crowd nervously quiets down so he can talk.
Fierce: I know what you're all asking yourselves at this very moment. Your asking yourselves what the fuck is Johnny Fierce doing back in SFT and why the hell would he take out Switchblade who is one of his oldest friends. Its pretty simple really. Strike Fantasy Towers has a big problem that I've watched for the last year. You know that problem is? This place fucking sucks. The FANS suck. The STAFF sucks. And worst of all, the fucking WRESTLERS suck. SFT is a joke and you're all part anticlimactic, long winded bad punchline.
Fierce: I'm not here to "put life" into the organization. I'm here to burn this fucking place to the ground and take everyone with me on the way down. And that starts with this fuck face right here.
Fierce looks down at the still unconscious Switchblade and gives him a swift kick in the gut. He stands over the body and bends over and holds Switchy's lifeless face.
Fierce: And you, you little shit, are the FACE of this fucking joke of a place. YOU. It starts and ends with you. If I could find that old shit that hides out in the back and It'd be him on the receiving end of this. So just know that as long as you have this place's STINK all over you, your in my fucking crosshairs.
Fierce pushes Switchblade's face away. He stands up tall and looks towards the ramp and points.
Fierce: And he's not the only one. Everyone from fucking "Big T" to those little useless pricks Twilight and TK Money. The SFT Active Roster has been put on notice. You can fight it all you want. But when its all said in done, you're all in the fucking line of fire. And this whole fucking place is going to get hit. Oh, and by the way....I'm in the Craze of the Cage tournament. So I hope you're all ready for one hell of a shitshow.
I'm done here. So yeah, I don't mean to steal a line from a buddy of mine, but uh, Fuck you and have a bad fucking day SFT!
Fierce drops the mic and goes out of the ring. The boos are thunderous across the arena as Johnny makes his way towards the ramp and into the back.
RW: Johnny Fierce is back and just declared war on the entire Federation!
JC: Can he do that!? Is Switchblade ok? Can he fight in the rumble!!??
RW: Fierce just put his name in for the Craze in the Cage tournament too!!! Holy shit, that's why they call this thing New Beginnings! We'll be right back!
Fade to commercial as Switchblade lies motionless in the ring.
COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT MONTHS PAY PER VIEW SPECTACULAR...HOWL AT THE MOON
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We go backstage for a third time to the office of the Owner Anthony Jesus. A very light tap comes at his door.
Owner Anthony Jesus (in chinese accent): Herro!
The office door swings open and Dawn Lenore Artemisk steps into the office.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hello Ms. Artemisk.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Oh hey! ummm are you the guy in charge?
Owner Anthony Jesus: That I am! I'm the boss! I'm the guy with all stroke around here and with Shadow laid up in a hospital bed.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Oh. What ever happened to that Mike guy? I haven't seen him around.
Owner Anthony Jesus: You talking about my brother's lawyer Mike Hawk?
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: I don't think so. He was always made about me hitting on his girlfriend, the other lady wresters and that one time that my friend got arrested for stealing a chainsaw to cut off his hand. He said it lied and said it was a girls hand. I don't believe it actually. His hand was gay for him.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Hmmmm, doesn't ring a bell darlin'.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Oh well. I'm starting to realize this isn't the ladies room.
Owner Anthony Jesus: What is it with you Outer Circle people? First Hayes thinks this is the bathroom and now you.
Jesus walks over past Dawn to look at his office door.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Just wanna make sure there isn't a bathroom sign on my door or anything.
Jesus walks back behind his desk.
Owner Anthony Jesus: You ready to draw your number for the Body Count Rumble?
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: I guess so. Isn't this thing rigged? I mean, you plan it ahead of time, I pull out a blank sheet of paper and then...
Owner Anthony Jesus: Maybe in some other companies they rig things like this but not here in SFT. We believe in fairness.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Ok, Mr.leader guy. I'll take your word for it. Also, since everyone else seems to be getting one, I'd like a raise. Or maybe some actual money. Last week I got paid with coupons!
Owner Anthony Jesus: Were they the coupons to Wendy's or KFC?
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: No, McDonald's. Yuck!
Dawn makes a face like she wants to throw up.
Owner Anthony Jesus: I'll get that fixed for you right away. Next week you'll get coupons for Burger King and Arby's.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Again, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't want to see any more "get a free premium hot cocoa" coupons in my pay. They aren't premium. They're made with milk and chocoate syrup! Premium involves at least one thing from some village in Europe!
Owner Anthony Jesus: Okay so I'll toss in some Dunkin Donuts coupons as well.
Jesus walks over to the contraption with the balls and spins them up. He stops and opens the little door. Dawn walks over, sticks her hand, and pulls out a ball. She reads the number on the piece of paper inside.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: Oh my God! Just what I thought! It's blank!
She turns the paper around...
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: wait! Nevermind. There it is.
Dawn looks at the number and then at Owner Jesus.
Dawn Lenore Artemisk: So... thanks Mr.LeaderDude. I've gotta go show this number to Mr.Sluggworth. He's giving me a lifetime supply of Everlasting Gobstoppers for it.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Oooookkkkaaaaayyyy. See ya!
Dawn exits and Jesus just looks at her thinking "huh?" as the scene goes back to ringside.
Match Number Four
KRIS CHAMBERS vs. BIG T (c)
( Hardcore Match - Hardcore Title)
RW: Well here we go with the SFT Hardcore Title match!
JC: I expect big things out of these two grizzled veterens.
RW: I expect Chambers to win, I got big money riding on this match.
JC: WILL YOU STOP!
Darkness.... looms throughout the arena, as the Strike-Tron light's up with static. Some spotlights chase around the arena as the P.A. System begins to play the theme song "Mad World" by Gary Julez. Within moment's after the theme song hits the stage bursts of pyro, green, then white, then gold in that order on every hit up at the entrance. Kris Chambers finally appears out from behind the curtain as he stares into the audience. After sucking in all the energy, Chambers start's to make his way down the aisle leading to the ring. Climbing the ring steps he wipes his feet on the apron and steps between the ropes, raising his arms out in a lazy "X" ( Showing respect to Dameon ) motioning for the crowd more reasons chant.... his name... Chambers walk's over to the corner stretches a little. Waiting for the bell to ring, Chambers begins to get into his wrestling mood... as the pa system fades and the lights go back to normal..
JC: Here's the challenger, Kris Chambers.
RW: I think he came here to fight all night long!
The lights begin to dim and then go out. Two quarters drop on a table on the Tron. "You Dont Know" by Eminem ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, and Lloyd Banks hits the PA system. Gold, silver, and green lights flash throughout the arena. A single red spotlight shines down at the top of the ramp and out from behind the curtain walks "The Icon" "The Legend" Big T. He begins making his way down the ramp, with the Hardcore Title over his shoulder, and the fans are cheering and jeering him so loud its deafening. But the crowd's reaction phases him not. Big T walks up the stairs and enters the ring. Big T jumps up on the middle turnbuckle, yells out to the crowd, and takes in their love and hate for him. "You Dont Know" fades off and the lights come back on as Big T steps off the ropes.
RW: THE CHAMP!
JC: Hardcore Champion, Big T. looks like he's not ready to let that championship be lost tonight!
The ref calls for the bell to start the match. Chambers and T lock up in the center of the ring. Chambers hooks on a headlock. T tries to battle out of it, and pushes Chambers to the ropes, and then shoots him off. Chambers rebounds with a shoulder block that neither man really moves for. T and Chambers back up from each other a bit and then lock up again. This time T hooks on a headlock, amd Chambers fights to push T to the ropes. Chambers shoots T off the ropes. Instead of rebounding off the ropes, T slides under the bottom ropes, and immediately starts looking under the ring for some weapons. Chambers, confused by T's exit from the ring, stands there looking on awkwardly, until he realizes what T's plan is. Chambers runs and slides out of the ring too, only to be met with a trash can lid to the head.
RW: HE JUST GOT CROWNED!
T whips Chambers into the steel steps at ringside and measures up for a clothesline. Chambers gets up slowly and T makes a run for the clothesline, but Chambers sidesteps and hits a hiptoss, sending T lower back first into the steel steps. Chambers then looks under the ring and pulls out a trash can filled with cookie sheets and street signs. Chambers dumps out everything from the can and sets the can on T's midsection. Chambers then hops up on the apron, and points up with one hand. Chambers looks back to make sure T is still in position, and then readies himself, and jumps up a small but to bounce off the bottom rope. As Chambers hits his bounce T quickly moves out of the way, holding the can, and as Chambers is upside down in the middle of the air attempting a moonsault, T throws the can at Chambers, hitting him in the face. As Chambers lands, he hits gut first on the trash can T just threw at him.
JC: What a innovative display of offense there.
RW: I'd consider it defense myself.
T, favoring his back a bit, looks under the ring and pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring. T picks up Chambers and pushes him into the ring. T rolls in, under the bottom rope, following Chambers, and then picks up Chambers and sets up for the P.I.M.P Hand. T sets it up so that he'll drop Chambers into the table. T attempts, but Chambers starts elbowing T in the head, and quickly ducks behind with T's arm hooked and then sets up T for the Brain Damage, and hits it. Chambers makes a pin.
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T kicks out and holds his head and neck, as Chambers just kind of lays there. Chambers slowly gets up as T rolls to the ropes and tries to get himself up.T finally stands up with the help of the ropes, and gets knocked back down with a Chambers enzuigiri. Chambers picks up T and whips him to the corner, and then Chambers sets up the table to be near the corner. Chambers goes over and sits T on the top turnbuckle. Chambers motions that it's over.
JC: Is....is he going to attempt the Chamber of Death through the table?
RW: I'd pay to see that!
Chambers climbs up and tries to position T for the Chamber of Death, but T tries to fight out of it. T repositions his feet as he duels with Chambers in the corner. Chambers attempts a big right hand, but T ducks and quickly hooks Chambers for the P.I.M.P Hand, and makes the jump, driving Chambers down through the table with the maneuver. T just stays down with his arm over the knocked out Chambers.
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JC: WOW. Big T earned that victory here tonight.
RW: He drove Kris Chambers down hard through that table with the P.I.M.P. Hand. His pimp hand is indeed strong.
JC: Indeed you're right Randy, and his pimp hand led him to retaining the hardcore championship...your winner, Big T!
Winner: BIG T via Pinfall
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We go back to the office of the Owner of SFT, Anthony Jesus. He has a piece of paper in his hand.
Owner Anthony Jesus: I have here in my hands a letter from the Montana state police. This is what they have to say concerning their investigation on who committed the hit and run and attempted vehicular homicide against Shadow.
Owner Anthony Jesus: "In co-operation with the Billings Police Department we have investigated every aspect of the attempted vehicular homicide perpetrated against Strike Fantasy Towers Owner Shadow. We unfortunately regret to inform you that we have no leads to pursue and we can not identify an assailant at this time. But we would like to inform you that we feel with the little evidence we have to work with that it was infact somebody within the Strike Fantasy Towers company. We urge everybody in the company to watch themselves as anybody could be next."
Jesus drops the paper on his desk and looks up at the camera.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Well folks, I guess everybody is a target and everybody needs to watch their asses very carefully now. The police have no idea who tried to take out Shadow at Everything Ends. They have no more leads to follow, the well has run dry for them but they do believe it was somebody in SFT. So I have taken it upon myself to hire some of the best private investigators money can buy. They have been instructed by me to investigate everybody in SFT as well as everybody that comes into SFT. Somebody out there tried to take out the heart and soul of SFT and I will not rest until I find out who it was exactly.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Now with that being said I want everybody to enjoy the Body Count Rumble, coming up after the triple threat match featuring three hall of famers, as we crown a new World Champion of SFT! Enjoy and watch as the drama unfolds.
The scene cuts back to ringside.
COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT MONTHS PAY PER VIEW SPECTACULAR...HOWL AT THE MOON
Match Number Five
NIRVANA vs. ERIK DEAN vs. SEAN LANE
( Triple Threat Match )
RW: Folks, our next match is something pulled out of a time warp!
JC: It's like we went back five years into the past, but we assure you it's still 2011.
RW: And what better way to celebrate the first SFT pay per view of the new year than by having three of the best, three living legends of SFT face off in a triple threat match!
JC: I can already tell that this is going to be great. All three men are certified SFT Hall of Famers, and have won a combined total of TWENTY SIX titles!
RW: That's a whole lot of gold Johnny, but tonight won't be about titles. It's about who the better man truly is.
JC: What I find interesting is the seemingly personal feud that Nirvana and Erik Dean have for each other lately. It erupted during the tag match last week, and could possibly go nuclear during this match!
RW: Throw in Sean Lane, a reborn man looking to prove something to both himself and the fans, and you’ve got the makings of a classic.
The camera cuts to Robyn in the ring.
Robyn: The following is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall.
As the intro to "Nirvana" by Necro begins the play the lights in the arena begin to dim. Upon the StrikeTron an image of a cloaked head slowly appears until the song kicks in. Nirvana slowly walks from behind the curtain, shadow boxing as he makes his way to the ring. Along the way the fans reach out for him but Nirvana back away, not wanting to be touched by the brainwashed masses.
Robyn: First making his way to the ring, from Osaka, Japan and weighing in at 260 pounds, representing The Outer Circle...NIRVANA!
He gives the fans a sickening look, spitting on each side of the ramp as he reaches the ring, entering through the middle rope. Once inside the ring he pulls his hood down and tosses his hoodie off, revealing his horribly scarred body to the boos of the crowd.
JC: Nirvana is definitely the freakiest of the three, I'm telling you that much.
RW: He make look disturbed, but inside lies a genius mind for wrestling that's going to help him try to win not only this match, but the body count rumble later on.
JC: He's done it all, and now that he has The Outer Circle with him, he's gonna try and take over SFT.
RW: First things first, he has to win this match.
Robyn: And his opponent...
The arena is quiet as the fans wait for something to happen, then a loud bang goes off as the lights in the arena dim down to low, then the sound of "Doomsday" by Atreyu hits the PA and the crowd goes insanely wild as Pyro from Colors red to Yellow shoot off from the stage. Erik Dean emerges from the backstage area and enters the stage; Dean stops and looks around at the crowd a bit and can see flashes coming from cameras going off; almost a bit blinding.
Robyn: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 230 pounds...ERIK DEAN!
Dean then walks down the ramp way slowly taking his time and enters the ring area and climbs into the ring. He stares at Nirvana who looks like he's about to jump on Dean at any moment. Erik backs up against a turnbuckle and stretches his arms, waiting for the match to start before he gets his hands on Nirvana.
RW: We saw Dean compete last week in a great tag team match with a rather controversial ending.
JC: There wasn't anything controversial about it, Randy. It was a numbers game, and Erik wound up at a disadvantage. That's how The Outer Circle works.
RW: Well now it's just Nirvana in there, so Erik has a chance at revenge here tonight.
JC: Well now hold on, you’re already forgetting the third man.
RW: You're right, Johnny. We still have—
The lights of the arena suddenly cut out and the familiar guitar rift shoots through the speakers.
RW: We know who that is!
Within seconds the bass kicks up and "The Way You Like It" is going full blast. Lane steps onto the entrance ramp and looks down the crowd as white pyro shoots up behind him. The crowd is going nuts for Lane’s return to the ring. Lane then walks to the ring, walking slowly with a bottle of water in his hand.
Robyn: And their opponent, from Rochester, New York and weighing in at 225 pounds...SEAN LANE!
Before hitting the ring he tosses the water to the crowd and slides in under the bottom rope. He quickly gets to his feet, uses the ropes to stretch really quick and looks at both Erik and Nirvana who still have their eyes set on each other. Sean looks a bit offended, but keeps his cool and stay in his corner.
RW: Sean looks great tonight, and the fans love him.
JC: Yeah, but his opponents don't seem to even notice him. They're too focused on each other!
RW: Well it's a triple threat match, so they're bound to notice him eventually.
Robyn exits the ring, and the referee signals for the bell. It sounds, and the match is official. Right away Erik and Nirvana attack each other, trading left and right hand punches back and forth, neither man giving in. Sean Lane just stares and waits for an opening he can get int. Soon Nirvana has the upper hand and punches Dean into the ropes. He grabs Dean, whips him, and goes for a clothesline, but Erik ducks, hits the ropes, springboards off, and hit a cross body onto an unsuspecting Nirvana. He goes for the quick pin.
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But Nirvana gets out of it easily. He gets right up along with Dean and quickly knees him in the stomach. He then connects with a European uppercut followed by a spinning kick that send Dean over the top and to the floor.
RW: And down goes Dean!
JC: If that were to happen to him at the rumble, he'd be eliminated!
RW: But he's not, and look at this!
Sean Lane, having had enough of being ignored, runs at Nirvana from behind and dropkicks him sending him over the top rope as well. Lane raises an arm up and the crowd chants his name.
RW: And Nirvana's out! Sean Lane's the only man left standing.
JC: And if this WAS the rumble, he would have won. But he's not in it, is he?
RW: I don't believe he is.
JC: Hey, what if he's the mystery man?!
RW: Johnny, we already know who the mystery man is.
JC: Oh yeah. Well...maybe there's two?
RW: And maybe you don't know what you're talking about.
JC: Well I do know one thing...LOOK OUT!
During the dialogue, Sean Lane runs the ropes, leaps over the top, and hits an awesome suicide dive on both Erik Dean and Nirvana. The crowd chants Lane's name again as all three men are out on the outside. The referee starts counting them out.
1...2...3...4...
Lane starts to get up along with Dean. Lane notices this and smacks Erik with a right hand. He then grabs Dean by the back of the head and tosses him head first into the turnbuckle post!
...5...6...
Lane turns to get Nirvana, but the Outer Circle member is one step ahead and he dropkicks Lane right on the chin. Sean falls, and Nirvana rolls himself back into the ring to stop the count. He then slides right back out and goes back to work on Lane.
JC: At least Nirvana's remembering the rules.
RW: He only remembers because he knows how to break them so well.
Nirvana grabs hold of Lane and pushes him back first into the ring apron. From there he rams his shoulder into Lane's chest numerous times as the referee goes back to counting.
1...2...3...
Nirvana finally stops, but not before gouging Lane's eyes without the referee noticing. Nirvana grabs Lane's arm, wraps it around his neck, and lifts him for a snap suplex to the floor.
...4....5
Nirvana gets right up and mocks Lane. He turns to get back into the ring but Erik Dean comes back into the picture with an axe handle smash from the top turnbuckle. Nirvana falls, and now it's Dean's time to shine as he picks up Nirvana and tosses him back into the ring while Lane remains on the outside.
RW: About time we got some order here.
JC: It's the calm before the storm, Randy.
Erik slides back in the ring and lifts Nirvana back up. He then locks his arms around him and drops him with a sambo suplex. He makes the cover.
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Kick out. Dean makes his way to the turnbuckle again and once more climbs to the top. He gets ready to make a jump, but Nirvana manages to get to his feet in time and launches himself into the ropes. They shake causing Erik to lose his balance and he lands ass first on the turnbuckle pad. Noticing this, Nirvana makes his way over to Dean, punches him a couple times, and then climbs up with him. Once both men are at the top, Nirvana drapes Erik's arm over his shoulder signaling for a top rope superplex.
RW: This could do it right here if he hits!
JC: Wait, there's Lane!
Sean Lane has gotten up and heads back into the ring. He notices Nirvana about to superplex Dean, gets under his legs, and grabs his waist putting Nirvana in a powerbomb position. The crowd cheers as Lean pulls Nirvana down while Nirvana still has a hold of Dean in the superplex leading to a powerbomb/superplex combo that leads to everyone falling to the mat.
JC: Tower of doom!
RW: Is that what they call it?
JC: Or they just say clusterfuck.
RW: Well since we're on pay per view...what a clusterfuck that was!
Lane is the first to get up since he was the least damaged in that trifecta. He goes over to Nirvana and makes a cover on him.
1...2...
Kick out. He then crawls over to Dean, flips him over, and makes another pin attempt.
1...2...
Kick out. Lane goes to the ropes and gets back to his feet. He then makes his way to Nirvana and lifts him up by the head, but Nirvana is able to think his way out of the situation by pulling on Lane's tights and causing him to collide with the second level turnbuckle pad. Lane gets to his feet and wobbles backwards. He turns to face Nirvana only to get a superkick to the face.
JC: Abadox to Sean!
RW: I swear, nearly every wrestler in SFT has their over version of the superkick.
JC: Well it works, doesn’t it?!
Nirvana goes for the pin.
1...2...
But Dean manages to break the count in time. He pounds on the back of Nirvana's head a few times before lifting him to his feet. He gets behind Nirvana, places him in a full nelson, and seconds later slams him to the mat. Dean then goes over to Sean and kicks him in the gut a few times so that he stays down. Dean turns his attention back to Nirvana, grabs his legs, and applies a Boston crab near the center of the ring. The crowd starts chanting "Tap!" as Nirvana desperately reaches for the ropes. Erik keeps the hold on and pulls back further as Nirvana screams in pain.
RW: Nirvana looks close to tapping.
JC: Don't do it, Nirvana! Think of The Outer Circle!
RW: You're siding with him now?
JC: Beats getting my ass kicked by them later on.
Lane uses the ropes to get back up and notices that Dean has the crab on Nirvana. Lane bounces himself off the rope and hits a running dropkick to Dean's face. Dean releases Nirvana and covers his face as he rolls away.
RW: Ooooo...that could lead to a broken nose.
Nirvana looks relieved that he's no longer in the submission hold, but this time Sean grabs hold of one of his legs and applies a single leg crab. Nirvana shakes furiously as he crawls to the ropes.
JC: Lane looks to finish the job that Erik started!
RW: Smart move, Nirvana's already weakened.
But Nirvana is persistent, and he soon reaches the bottom rope. The referee counts out Sean.
1...2...3...
Lane releases the hold and promptly nudges Nirvana out of the ring. Now turning his attention to Dean, Lane grabs hold of him and hits a snap suplex, but he keeps the hold on, lifts Dean up, and hits a second snap suplex.
RW: Is it...
Lane gets Dean up one more time signaling for the third and final snap suplex, but Dean is awake enough to block the suplex with his foot and counter with a brainbuster to Lane. He covers Lane and hooks the leg.
1...2...
Kick out. Dean gets back up and shakes the cobwebs off. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs to the top once more. When he gets there he leaps off and hits a swanton bomb right on Lane. Dean gets up and taunts for the crowd.
JC: Pin him already!
RW: Erik's looking to please the crowd, but he shouldn't keep Lane down for too long.
Dean goes over to Lane and goes to make a cover but Lane, having played possum, grabs hold of Dean and rolls him into a small package.
1...2...
Kick out. Dean gets to his feet and takes a deep breath.
RW: Close one by Sean. You can't put your guard down when facing a legend like Sean Lane.
Erik, having seen the error of his ways, makes sure to knock down Lane with a quick clothesline. Lane gets up again, and this time Erik kicks him in the gut, places him between his legs, and hooks both arms up.
RW: Could be Spoke Words!
But Lane manages to pull his arms back and backdrop Erik over him.
JC: Nope, no good!
Erik gets to his feet, and Sean greets him with a thumb to the eye. The referee warns Sean about using dirty tactics, but Lane brushes him off, grabs Dean, and lifts him on his shoulder. He carries Dean close to the ropes where we see Nirvana just now getting back up. He spots Lane holding Dean and steps back a little. Lane lifts Dean over his head and hurls him out of the ring where an expecting Nirvana catches Dean and drops him with a sick powerbomb. The crowd winces and boos as it doesn't look like Dean's gonna recover from that.
RW: Oh man, that was brutal!
JC: He landed on his neck pretty bad there. Nirvana saw the opportunity and used it to get the edge on Dean.
RW: Hopefully Erik will be fine in time for the rumble, but now it looks like Nirvana and Sean are about to face off.
Indeed they do as Nirvana slides back into the ring and attacks Sean. The two hit lefts and rights on one another, and much like before Nirvana gets the advantage on Lane. Nirvana grabs Lane's arm, but instead of whipping him he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks him down. Nirvana lifts Lane up again, and once more drops him with a clothesline. He lifts Lane up and goes for a third, but Lane manages to duck under it, get behind him, and hit a back body drop. Both men are laying on the mat as the referee counts them out.
1...2...3...4...5...
Both men soon get to their feet, tired from the match. Nirvana makes the first move by going over to Sean and hitting another one of his European uppercuts. Lean backs into the nearest turnbuckle and Nirvana attacks with vicious elbows to Sean's face. Nirvana backs away and mocks the crowd. As they boo him, he waves them off and charges at Lane looking to hit a running clothesline, but Lane lifts his legs in the air, clenches them around Nirvana’s waist, and connects with a sunset flip right into a pin.
1...2...
Nirvana claps his legs against Lane's head, breaking the count. Nirvana and Lane get up at the same time and Nirvana goes for a superkick like before, but Lane side steps it, kicks Nirvana in the gut, and hits a tiger driver. He presses Nirvana's legs against his chest for the pin.
1...2...
Kick out again!
RW: Damn! What will it take to keep Nirvana down?
JC: It's that fighting spirit, Randy. He just doesn't want to quit. That's what makes him a born leader, and well fitting for The Outer Circle.
RW: You’re something else…
Lane shakes his head at Nirvana and wonders to himself what he has to do to put this guy again. As he goes to grab him, Nirvana springs to life, pulls Lane's arm down, wraps his legs around Lane's neck, and applies a triangle sleeper hold. Sean freaks out and tries to break free, but the hold is on pretty right.
RW: Triangle sleeper by Nirvana!
JC: That hold is locked tight! There's no way Sean can get out of this!
Sean tries to push his leg towards the ropes, but Nirvana scoots Lane closer to the center, and Lane is stuck with no place to go.
RW: It'll end any second now!
Suddenly, Erik Dean is seen back on his feet. He notices Nirvana applying the triangle sleeper and climbs a turnbuckle to the top, holding the back of his neck the whole time.
JC: It's Dean! Dean's back up!
RW: I don't believe it, how can he still be in this match? And what's he doing here?!
The crowd cheers as Dean looks to the fans, then leaps into the air and hits a five star frog splash right on Nirvana's head!
RW: Broken circle!
JC: I think Nirvana got the most of that!
Erik grabs his stomach and rolls out of the way while Sean uses this opportunity to flip himself over Nirvana and apply a bridging pin.
RW: The pin!
The referee counts.
1...2...
Dean gets to his feet and leaps for the save, but-
...3!
RW: HE DID IT! Sean pulled it off!
JC: That was an amazing counter to the triangle sleeper, but he has to thank Erik for landing that frog splash when he did, otherwise it would've been all over.
Sean breaks the bridge and falls to his knees in victory. Dean grabs at his head, a mixtures of shock and disappointment is shown on his face. He knows that he would have had the win if Sean hadn't countered so quickly. "The Way You Like It" plays once more as the referee raises Sean's arm up. The crowd cheers for the successful return of Sean Lane to SFT!
Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...SEAN LANE!
Lane gets to his feet and brushes his sweaty hair back. He looks over at Dean and shrugs his shoulders as if to say "what are ya gonna do?"
RW: What a great match by all three men, and this just proves why they belong in the SFT Hall of Fame.
JC: But like we said before, there can be only one winner, and that man is Sean Lane.
RW: While Sean may be done for the night, Nirvana and Erik are still in the rumble coming up. They don't have much time to get ready!
JC: After what they've been through, I'll be shocked if either man reaches the end!
Nirvana rolls out of the ring and retreats. He will live to fight another day. Dean looks to Sean, and though he's upset about the loss, he offers to shake Sean's hand. Lane looks at Dean's hand at first, not sure if he should, but eventually gives in and shakes hands with Erik. Dean then raises Sean's hand in the air before exiting the ring.
RW: First class respect by Erik Dean. He never fails to disappoint me.
JC: Erik knows the wrestling industry backwards and forwards, and while tonight wasn't his night, he knows how precious a victorious return match can be.
Winner: SEAN LANE via Pinfall
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We go backstage one more time but this time it's the outside of Owner Anthony Jesus' office. Security has been placed infront of the office door for protection of the Owner of SFT since he read the statement sent by the Montana state police. All of a sudden Switchblade and Lionel Kingston are seen rushing the security guys. They begin to take out the security guys one by one and after those 30 seconds are up taking out the security Lionel Kingston kicks in the office door. Anthony Jesus jumps back out of his seat.
Owner Anthony Jesus: What the hell are you doing here? Thought you got escorted out of here like a little bitch!
Lionel Kingston: I'll leave when I'm damn good and ready too and when I do I'll try to let ya know.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Riiiiiigghhtt... SECURITY!!!
Jesus looks out toward the door.
Lionel Kingston: They're unavailable.
Owner Anthony Jesus: What do you mean?
Switchblade: He means we took them clowns out and they were easier than a 1st grade math test.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Fine. What do you want?
Lionel Kingston: It's real simple. Either you let me in the Body Count Rumble or Switchblade walks.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Switchblade walks?
Lionel Kingston: That's right Jesus. If you don't allow me in the Body Count Rumble Switchblade will quit SFT right here and now and on the spot.
Owner Jesus doesn't seem to like the threat of Switchblade quitting SFT since Switchblade is a big name money draw and one of SFT's big time main eventers let alone a Hall of Famer.
Lionel Kingston: What's your choice?
Owner Anthony Jesus: You know one of the reasons I'm one of the most successful owners in SFT's history is because I've never let anybody back me into a corner. Also I've never made a bad decision as the Owner of SFT. I don't plan on starting now. So if you want in the Body Count Rumble you got it...
Lionel Kingston cracks a smile.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Don't get too happy Lionel. I said you could be in the Body Count Rumble but it comes with a price.
Lionel Kingston: And that price is?
Owner Anthony Jesus: First thing is you have to enter at number zero.
Lionel and Switchblade look at each other.
Owner Anthony Jesus: What I'm saying is you have to start the Body Count Rumble. Nobody expected you in it and that puts them at a disadvantage so if you want in than your big goofy ass is starting before anybody else.
Lionel Kingston: Okay. What's the second thing?
Owner Anthony Jesus: Well Lionel Kingston I don't like the way you quit. I also don't like the way you barged in my office. I think you need to be taught a little lesson. The lesson will be taught in financial form. For the next month you will work for me for free. You will not recieve a paycheck for the next 4 weeks. Those are my terms, do you accept or should I write up Switchblade's pink slip now?
Lionel Kingston: I accept.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Smart move.
Jesus pulls out a contract out of draw in his desk and tosses it on top of the desk. He grabs a pen and fills in some things. He slides the contract to Lionel.
Owner Anthony Jesus: That's a one month contract. Says you work for me for free. After the one month is up we'll talk about a longer deal. Sign it and then get the hell out of my office.
Lionel Kingston signs the contract and then he and Switchblade take their exit as the scene cuts back to ringside.
Main Event
MYSTERY MAN vs. RENE SOGE vs. BARRY STRAIGHT vs. BIG T vs. ALEXANDER HAYES vs. JACK JONES vs. JOSH KONNELY vs. KRIS CHAMBERS vs. KYLE MURPHY(Last Entry) vs. SWITCHBLADE(2nd to Last Entry) vs. TK MONEY vs. TWILIGHT vs. JACOB CONNELLY vs. DAWN LENORE ARTEMISK vs. ERIK DEAN vs. NIRVANA vs. KEITH PARK
( Body Count Rumble - World Heavyweight Title )
RW: Well it looks like Lionel Kingston, the msytery
man himself, will be forced to go in at the
number...zero?!
JC: Well our boss doesn't mess around when he's
threatened so it looks like Lionel will have no
choice but to go through every single competitor if
he intends on winning the World Title.
RW: That's close to an impossible task.
JC: Well if anybody has the best shot of doing so
it's got to be Lionel Kingston.
"Jumanji Theme" hits and Lionel Kingston walks out
from behind the curtain. He walks down the ramp, up
the stairs, and enters the ring going over the top
rope.
RW: Going over the top rope that way is okay but if
he exits this match the same way he'll be outed from
this Body Count Rumble.
Lionel Kingston stands in the middle of the ring not
seeming too pleased.
Entry Number 0: Lionel Kingston
JC: I kind of feel bad for whoever drew number one.
They have to deal with a very pissed off animal.
"Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self-indulgence hits
over the PA system.
RW: Oh this is going to be interesting to say the
least.
JC: After all the betrayal by Jacob on STW turning on
his partners Erik Dean and Lionel Kingston and
joining The Outer Circle mixed with what Lion did to
Jacob after the match against Switchblade these two
might very well kill each other before anybody else
even gets a chance to come out.
Jacob Connelly hobbles down the ramp, slowly makes
his way up the stairs, and steps into the ring, and
before he can even take a glance at Lionel he is
nailed with a knee shot by Lionel Kingston. The bell
rings.
Entry Number 1: Jacob Connelly
DING DING DING
RW: And the 2011 Body Count Rumble is officially on
it's way!!
Lion continues pounding away on Jacob Connelly. Lion
hits punches and kicks on Jacob Connelly. Jacob ends
up on the mat in the corner and Lion just continues
to put the boots to him. Lion puts one final big boot
and then lets out a loud roar.
JC: Lionel Kingston is releasing his inner animal.
RW: Bad news for Jacob!
Before Lion can go back to working on Jacob Connelly
"Mad World" hits up on the PA system. Kris Chambers
walks out from behind the curtain.
Entry Number 2: Kris Chambers
Kris Chambers walks extreme slow toward the ring. He
grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up on the
apron.
JC: Lots of harsh feelings between Lionel and Kris
Chambers.
Lionel grabs Kris by the hair and drags him into the
ring. Lionel hits Kris a couple times and then whips
him across the ring. Kris bounces off the ropes and
runs into a big boot from Lion. Kris is up pretty
fast. Lion backs Kris against the ropes and whips him
across the ring again. Kris bounces off the ropes and
runs back toward Lion. Lion ducks his head and Kris
leapfrogs over him. Kris bounces off the ropes and he
runs toward Lion but Lion is waiting and hits a
samoan drop.
RW: He nearly crushed Kris Chambers.
Kris holds his ribs and rolls over to the ropes. Lion
walks over to Jacob as Jacob is getting up. Lion
raises his hands and looks to strike jacob but Jacob
catches Lion with a kick to the gut. And another kick
to the gut. Jacob slowly moves toward Lion while
still kicking him a couple more times. Jacob tries to
whip Lion but Lion reverses and sends Jacob into the
ropes. Jacob bounces off the ropes and while running
toward Lion hits a dropkick to his knees.
JC: Nice dropkick to the big man's knees.
Jacob is up and dropkicks Lion in the knees again.
Jacob dropkicks Lion in the knees one more time and
this time Lion drops to one knee. Jacob hops up on
the second turnbuckle in the nearest corner and when
Lion gets back on both feet Jacob jumps off and hits
a diving bulldog driving Lion's head and face into
the mat.
RW: Nice moves by Jacob to put the big man down.
JC: Jacob wants to show that he is better than Lionel
Kingston and he's slowly proving himself.
Kris Chambers is up and he charges at Jacob from
behind. Kris hits a leg drop sending Jacob into the
ropes. Kris runs over and begins to try and lift
Jacob up.
RW: Here we go with the first elimination attempt.
Kris is trying his hardest to lift Jacob up but Jacob
is holding onto the top rope.
JC: He is holding on with dear life.
"I Was Made For Loving You" by Kiss hits up. Rene
Soge, One half of the Ge Straight Alliance, runs from
behind the curtain and down to the ring.
Entry Number 3: Rene Soge
He jumps up on the apron and waits as Lionel Kingston
is staggering around. Rene Soge springboards off the
top rope and hits a dropkick on Lionel sending him
staggering backwards. Rene Soge runs over and nails
Kris Chambers in the back a couple of times. Rene
wraps his arms around Kris' waist and pulls him close
and hits a german suplex. Rene gets up and runs at
Jacob as he is about to stand up and nails him with a
shining wizard.
RW: Rene Soge is on fire so far.
Rene Soge is excited but as he turns he is wiped out
by a clothesline from Lionel Kingston.
JC: I guess he got to gay and Lion caught him off
guard.
RW: Rene is lucky his head is still attached to his
neck.
Lionel picks up Rene off the mat and lifts him up
over his in a military press. Lion walks over to the
ropes and simply drops Rene Soge out to the floor.
JC: We have our first elimination!
RW: Bye bye Rene!
Elimination #1: Rene Soge via Lionel
Kingston
JC: He got to merrily for everybody and got dumped on
his ass.
Lionel Kingston turns his attention back to Jacob
Connelly. Lion picks up Jacob and hits a spinning
sidewalk slam.
RW: Jacob's back must be in some major pain now.
JC: My back is in pain now and I wasn't even touched.
RW: Nobody wants to hear about your nights.
JC: Kiss my ass Randy!
Randy chuckles. As Lion is getting up Kris Chambers
comes up behind him. When Lion turns around Kris
tries to kick him but Lion grabs his foot.
RW: Lion caught his foot.
Lion holds Kris' foot and teases what he's going to
do to him. But before Lion can do anything to Kris,
Kris hits an enzuiguri on Lion.
JC: Kris just got him nicely upside the back of his
head.
Lionel staggers over toward the ropes. He grabs the
top rope to hold his balance. Kris looks over at
Jacob and without speaking a word they know what to
do. They both go over to Lionel and begin to try to
get him over the top rope.
RW: Can they eliminate the biggest obstacle in this
Body Count Rumble?
JC: They are certainly trying real hard.
As Kris and Jacob try to eliminate Lionel "I Got
Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks hits over the
PA system Jack Jones comes running from the back.
Entry Number 4: Jack Jones
Jack slides in the ring and nails Kris Chambers first
and then Jacob Connelly. Jack hits Kris again and
then Jacob again. Jack goes back and forth with lefts
and rights on Kris Chambers and Jacob Connelly.
RW: Jack has got them reeling right now.
Jack decides to run off the ropes. He flies through
the air with a double clothesline after he bounces
off the ropes. Jack quickly makes his way out on the
apron and climbs to the top rope. Kris and Jacob get
up at the same time and are standing next to each
other. Jack jumps off the top rope and hits them with
a missile dropkick that sends them both flying
backwards.
JC: Jack Jones looks to be on a mission.
Jack runs at Lionel and begins to try and get Lion
over the top rope.
RW: Jackie boy you are going to need help to get that
big SOB over and out.
Lionel reaches back and swats Jack away. Lionel turns
toward Jack who jumps right back on Lionel. Lionel
shoves him away again. Jack runs back at Lion but
Lion grabs Jack by the throat.
JC: Good news/bad news for Jack Jones. Good news is
he had Lion going for a bit...bad news is Lion now
his him by the throat.
Lion lifts Jack up in the air but Kris Chambers stops
him with a shot to his lower back. Lion drops Jack
and Kris starts hitting Lion again and again in the
lower back. Kris grabs Lion and whips him with all
his might into the turnbuckles. Kris runs at him and
hits a splash. Meanwhile Jacob is up and has Jack
backed into a corner. Jacob gives Jack a couple
chops. Jacob whips Jack across the ring and Jack hits
the turnbuckles hard and falls down on the mat. Jacob
walks over to Jack and grabs him by the feet.
RW: Jacob has bad intentions on his mind.
Jacob looks out to the crowd and smirks and then
stomps Jack in the groin. Jack rolls around on the
mat in pain while grabbing at his junk.
JC: The cowboy just got his beef tenderized.
Kris Chambers is trying to get Lionel over the top
rope again. "Dirty Hands" hits and Alexander Hayes
walks out from behind the curtain. Jacob Connelly
smiles at the thought of the two Outer Circle
soldiers working as a team.
Entry Number 5: Alexander Hayes
Hayes slides in the ring.
RW: Jacob and Alex are having themselves a little
pow-wow.
JC: The Outer Circle said they will work together.
Hayes and Jacob grab up Jack Jones. They shove Jack
into a corner. Jacob grabs Hayes and whips him but
Hayes reverses and whips Jacob and Jacob nails Jack
Jones with a nasty clothesline.
RW: Ouch!
Jack Jones staggers out of the corner along the
ropes. Jacob and Hayes both clothesline him over the
top rope and out to the floor.
Elimination #2: Jack Jones via Jacob
Connelly and Alexander Hayes
JC: Looks like the cowboy has gone for the last round
up.
Jacob and Hayes are pleased with eliminating Jack
Jones. They look over and see Kris Chambers still
trying to get Lion over the top. They walk over and
they snatch up Kris Chambers. Hayes picks up Kris and
body slams him. Jacob bounces off the ropes, jumps up
in the air, and hits a nice leg drop across the
throat of Chambers. Hayes comes right behind Lion
with a big leg drop of his own on Chambers.
RW: Legs are a droppin.
Jacob sees Lion is catching his breath so he runs
over and splashes him in the corner.
JC: Smart move by Jacob keeping Lion down as much as
he can.
Jacob hits a couple chops on Lion. Hayes drops an
elbow on Chambers. Jacob hits an elbow smash on Lion
in the corner. Hayes picks up Kris and tries to throw
him over the top rope and he does, but Kris grabs on
the ropes and lands on the apron. Hayes immediately
tries to shove Kris off the apron with his feet.
Jacob is still nailing Lion with elbows to the face.
Jacob walks to the center of the ring and then
charges at Lion. Jacob tries for another splash but
misses. Lion drops to one knee as Jacob stands in the
corner facing the turnbuckles. "After The Fall" hits
the PA and Dawn Lenore Artemisk makes her way out.
Entry Number 6: Dawn Lenore
Artemisk
RW: Now The Outer Circle has three of it's 4 members
in the ring.
JC: This is getting worse for everybody else in this
match if these guys start trying to toss everyone out
one by one.
Dawn slides in the ring and she goes right for Lion.
She starts hitting him and slapping him and kicking
him. Hayes decides to give up on Chambers to help
Dawn with Lionel. Hayes hits Lion while Dawn climbs
to the top rope. Hayes sets up Lion. Dawn jumps off
and hits a flying hurricanrana on Lion sending Lion
down to the mat.
RW: Lionel is down on the mat finally.
JC: He's been in there since before the first guy so
he's been taking a beating.
Chambers is up but he goes down immediately when Dawn
runs at him and nails him with a battering ram to the
gut. Hayes checks on Jacob in the corner and then
they go for Lion whose on the ground. Jacob and Hayes
bring Lion to his feet and then whip him into the
corner. Jacob grabs Hayes and whips him into the
corner for a clothesline on Lion but Lion ducks.
Hayes hits the turnbuckles and Lion clotheslines
Jacob down.
RW: That's a desperation clothesline if I've ever
seen one.
Two quarters are heard dropping on a table. "You
Don't Know" hits over the PA system and Hardcore
Champion Big T darts out from behind the curtain.
Entry Number 7: Big T
He runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He
stands up and sees Alexander Hayes near the ropes.
Big T turns to his side and stomps his foot once.
JC: I believe Hayes' Body Count Rumble is about to be
over.
RW: Yeah... Game Over.
Big T makes his move and hits a Game Over on
Alexander Hayes sending him flying over the top rope
and out to the floor.
Elimination #3: Alexander Hayes via
Big T
JC: Well with that Big T eliminates one of The Outer
Circle and that'll make things a whole lot easier on
everybody.
Dawn sees Big T in the ring and rolls out of the
ring. She looks under the ring and pulls out a fake
foam title belt and puts it around her waist. She
grabs a Nintendo system wrapped in barb-wire and she
gives it a few swings in the air for everyone to see.
RW: Holy hell this bitch is crazy!!
JC: Is that a....Nintendo wrapped in barb wire?
RW: It sure the hell is...I think she's trying to
play duck hunt but instead of using the gun she's
gonna use that Nintendo.
Dawn stops swinging the Nintendo and slides in the
ring with it. But before she can even get up Big T is
on top of her and wailing on her. Meanwhile Kris
Chambers gets up off the mat and grabs the Nintendo.
He notices Lion getting up and when he does Kris
swings the Nintendo and hits Lion in the back with
it. Lion falls to the mat and grabs at his back as it
begins to bleed.
JC: Barb wire Nintendo shot to the back of Lionel.
Jacob Connelly is getting up and when he does Kris
hits him with the barb wire Nintendo as well. Jacob
grabs at his stomach as he begins to bleed.
RW: Now this is the real Kris Chambers, extreme and
dangerous.
Big T stands up and comes up behind Chambers. Big T
spins Kris around and boots him in the gut causing
Kris to drop the Nintendo. Big T whips Kris against
the ropes and when Kris comes back toward him Big T
hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker.
JC: Oh....snap into a slim....back.
RW: R'Tard!
JC: Virgin!
RW: Bullshit...ask your momma, she knows I aint.
John Cartwright gives Randy a slap upside the head
for the momma joke. "Doomsday" hits and Erik Dean
makes his way out to the ring.
Entry Number 8: Erik Dean
Erik Dean enters the ring. He and Big T square off
but Dean quickly gains the advantage with a knee to
the gut. Erik Dean grabs Big T and hits a jumping
twisting DDT that plants Big T nicely in the mat.
Erik gets up and grabs Dawn Lenore Artemisk and hits
a brainbuster.
JC: Erik Dean has made it to the top of the mountain
before and looks to be on his way back to the top as
we speak.
Erik Dean makes his way to the top rope. He dives off
and hits a swanton bomb on Lionel Kingston as he lays
on the mat from the barb wire Nintendo shot. Erik
Dean gets up quickly and as Jacob Connelly is getting
up Erik Dean boots him in the gut and hits a nice
piledriver.
RW: Erik Dean has a green thumb because he's planting
these people left and right and mainly on their
heads.
Erik Dean gets up and when he does he takes a spear
from Kris Chambers.
JC: Well you got Lionel Kingston, Jacob Connelly,
Kris Chambers, Dawn Lenore Artemisk, Big T, and Erik
Dean all in the ring but they are all laid out.
RW: Well for Lionel, Jacob, and Kris they've been in
there from the start. I'm impressed so far.
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
JC: Hold on we are headed backstage I'm being told
there is some commotion involving Alexander Hayes...
The scene cuts to the backstage are where Hayes is
whipped into the side of an ambulance. Alexander's
face is covered in blood, his shirt is torn to
shreds, hanging onto him by threads.
RW: What in the hell is this all about?
JC: Better question, who the hell is the man in the
black...well I hope it's a man with all that damage.
The man in black lays a ladder against the rear of
the ambulance. He then heads back and grabs Hayes by
the hair and drags him to his feet and towards the
back of the ambulance. Rung by rung Hayes is dragged
to the top of the ambulance.
RW: What the... what is going on here??????
The mystery man drives two forearms to the face of
Hayes, not letting go of his hair the entire time.
The mystery man then drives his foot into the gut of
Hayes and pulls him in close, he hoists Hayes up over
his shoulders...
JC: NOOOO, this is just insane....a crucifix
powerbomb off the top of a damn ambulance?!?!?!
The mystery man then releases Hayes and drops to his
knees on the ambulance as he watches Hayes crash
through a pile of wooden pallets and eventually come
to a stop as his body lifelessly crashes to the
concrete. A loud roll of laughter then comes from the
man behind the hooded mask dressed in all black. We
go back to the ringside area.
BACK TO MATCH
"No More Fears" by Dale Oliver begins to play and TK
Money makes his way out to the ring.
Entry Number 9: TK Money
JC: Here comes one half of the Tag Team Champions.
TK Money slides in the ring. Kris Chambers is the
first to meet him. TK hits him a couple times and
then hits a body slam. TK is up and so is Lionel
Kingston. Lionel grabs TK and whips him into the
corner. Lion charges into the corner but TK moves and
Lion hits the turnbuckles. TK goes to the center of
the ring, runs at Lion in the corner who has turned
around, and nails Lion with a savat kick. Lion goes
over the top rope but lands on the apron and slides
back into the ring under the bottom rope.
RW: If TK had been paying attention he could've
possibly got Lion out right there but instead he
chose to go immediately after Dawn Artemisk.
TK grabs Dawn and hits a snapmare. TK bounces off the
ropes and hits a dropkick to Dawn's face.
JC: That'll rearrange some facial parts.
TK is back up and gets a boot to the gut by Jacob
Connelly. Jacob Connelly lifts TK up for a body slam
but TK slides out of it and ends up behind Jacob.
When Jacob turns around TK catches him with a boot to
the gut and he hits an Impact DDT on Jacob Connelly.
RW: TK Money is making an impact here in the Body
Count Rumble.
Erik Dean is up and waiting for TK to get to his
feet. TK turns around and gets booted in the gut by
Erik Dean. Erik Dean sets him up and nails him with
the Spoken Words.
JC: Spoken Words from Erik Dean!
RW: Erik stopped TK dead in his tracks.
Erik Dean spits at TK but when he turns around Big T
grabs him and hits a jawbreaker. Erik staggers
backward and leans against the ropes. When he does
Big T runs and clotheslines him over the top and to
the floor.
Elimination #4: Erik Dean via Big
T
JC: And just like that Erik Dean's chance of becoming
World Champion again are over.
"Basketcase" by Greenday hits and Twilight runs down
to the ring.
RW: And here's the other half of the Tag Team
Champions.
Entry Number 10: Twilight
Twilight slides in the ring behind Big T. He grabs
Big T and drops Big T with a Darkest Lights.
JC: Darkest Lights on Big T!
Kris Chambers grabs Twilight from behind and spins
him around to face him. Kris Chambers throws a punch
but Twilight ducks him. Twilight ends up behind
Chambers and grabs his arms and before you know it
Twilight drops Chambers with The Light Goes Off.
RW: I guess you could say Kris' lights just went out.
Twilight checks on TK and he helps him up to his
feet.
JC: Blood Money in full effect.
Lion is on his feet in the corner. Blood Money starts
to come at him but Lion charges and clotheslines both
of them down. Twilight is up quick and goes at Lion.
Lion side steps him and rams his head into a top
turnbuckle. Lion turns around to see TK Money getting
up slow. Lion awaits and when TK gets to his feet
Lion darts at him and hits the Severed Justice. TK
Money flips up in the air and lands on the top rope
but bounces off of it and lands on the floor.
Elimination #5: TK Money via Lionel
Kingston
RW: TK might have alot of money but it can't buy his
way back into the Body Count Rumble.
Jacob Connelly is up and so is Kris Chambers. Even
though they are on opposite sides of the ring they
both have the same idea as they run at Twilight and
give him the heave ho over the top rope and out to
the floor.
Elimination #6: Twilight via Jacob
Connelly and Kris Chambers
JC: No more Blood Money, maybe next time boys.
"Nirvana" by Necro hits the PA system.
RW: Here comes the voice for The Outer Circle.
Entry Number 11: Nirvana
Nirvana enters the ring. He stares at Kris Chambers
who looks back at Nirvana and then at Jacob Connelly
and then at Dawn Lenore Artemisk. You can see Kris
mouth the words "oh fuck".
JC: I read his lips loud and clear.
Nirvana, Jacob, and Dawn all attack Kris Chambers.
They all take turns hitting Kris. First Dawn, then
Nirvana, and then Jacob Connelly. Nirvana grabs Kris
from behind and hits Lucretia's Death 1.
RW: Lucretia's Death 1 is a nice move and Nirvana
just laid out Kris Chambers with it.
Jacob helps Dawn bring Kris to his feet. Dawn grabs
Kris by his trunks and hair and sends him over the
top rope and to the floor for the elimination.
Elimination #7: Kris Chambers via Dawn
Lenore Artemisk
JC: Looked like Dawn just took out the trash.
RW: Well I wouldn't call Kris Chambers trash.
JC: I wasn't calling him trash but the way she
through him over it looked like she was taking out
the trash. Don't be putting words in my mouth Randy
trying to start trouble.
RW: You're the one who said it, not me.
JC: You know what I meant.
RW: So anyways we got The Outer Circle minus Hayes in
the ring with Lionel Kingston and Big T.
JC: Big T and Lion do not like each other one little
bit so there is very little chance they will work
together for the greater good.
Lion charges at The Outer Circle. He hits Nirvana and
Dawn but Jacob catches him with a shot to the head
that slows the big man down. Nirvana starts kicking
at Lion's knees.
RW: Big T is up!
JC: And he's going straight after The Outer Circle!
"Warrior" by Disturbed plays and National Champion
Josh Konnely makes his way out. He walks slowly down
the ramp.
Entry Number 12: Josh Konnely
RW: The National Champ is sure taking his fucking
time!
Big T is throwing shots on all of The Outer Circle
but the numbers get to him and he gets taken down by
Jacob Connelly. Jacob holds him down while Nirvana
and Dawn stomp away. Jacob holds Big T in a camel
clutch when Dawn dropkicks Big T in the face. Jacob
sets up Big T as Nirvana climbs up to the top rope.
Once Big T is in position and Nirvana reaches the top
rope Nirvana jumps backwards and hits the Sweet
Rapture on Big T.
JC: Oh the Sweet Rapture of it all.
RW: Josh Konnely is still walking down the ramp. Sad
part is he's only made it halfway. He's like a turtle
covered in molasses on crutches.
Lion staggers toward The Outer Circle but with weak
knees. Dawn sees Lion coming and tries to intervene
but when she does Lion grabs her by the throat and
hits a chokeslam. Lion falls down as he slams her
down to the mat.
JC: He hit the chokeslam but his knees gave out on
him.
Jacob Connelly goes over and puts a couple boots on
Lion before he can get back up. Jacob bounces off the
ropes, jumps up in the air, and lands on Lionel with
an elbow drop.
RW: He's finally going to get in the ring.
Josh Konnely slithers into the ring and comes up
behind Nirvana. Josh spins Nirvana around, grabs him
up in a double underhook and hits the RPG.
JC: Nirvana just got decimated with an RPG!
RW: Took him long enough to get in the ring.
Jacob Connelly runs after Josh Konnely but Josh rolls
out of the ring under the bottom rope and out to the
floor. Jacob Connelly is yelling at Josh Konnely and
Josh just laughs.
JC: Konnely is playing a dangerous game.
RW: He's being a chicken shit is what he's doing.
JC: He's being smart.
"Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah hits the PA. Barry Straight
runs from the back, down the ramp, and slides into
the ring.
Entry Number 13: Barry Straight
RW: Barry slide more than half way across the ring.
Barry Straight hits Jacob Connelly once, twice, and a
third time. Barry whips Jacob across the ring. Barry
bounces off the opposite ropes and runs toward Jacob.
They meet in the center of the ring and Barry
Straight hits the Shock and Awe.
JC: A little Shock and Awe in the Body Count Rumble.
Josh Konnely slides back in the ring and gives a
swift dropkick to the back of Barry Straight that
sends Barry flying over the top rope.
RW: And another one bites the dust.
Elimination #8: Barry Straight via
Josh Konnely
Big T is up and goes up behind Josh Konnely. Big T
turns Josh Konnely around and drops him with a Change
The Game. Big T rolls Konnely onto his back and lays
back onto him. Big T slaps the mat three times with
his hand and then looks at Josh in his face.
Big T: This is what should've happen when I took you
on for my National Title!!
Dawn is now up. Big T uses the ropes to get to his
feet. Dawn runs over and attempts to get him over the
top rope. Big T holds onto to the ropes. Lionel
Kingston is up and he sees Nirvana very slowly
getting up. Lion goes behind him and locks on the
Death's Touch.
JC: Death's Touch!
RW: Lion is squeezing Nirvana's head like a melon.
JC: But look, Nirvana is enjoying it.
Nirvana is smiling and seems to enjoy his head being
squeezed and almost popped like a pimple.
"There It Go (The Whistle Song)" by Juelz Santana
strikes up on the arena speakers. Keith Park scurries
to the ring.
Entry Number 14: Keith Park
Keith Park runs toward Lion who still has the Death
Touch on Nirvana. Keith Park hits Lionel a few times
but not one shot fazes him. Lion releases Nirvana and
grabs Keith Park by the head.
RW: Death Touch on Keith Park now!
Lion lifts Keith Park off the mat, brings him toward
the ropes, and launches him out.
Elimination #9: Keith Park via Lionel
Kingston
Jacob Connelly runs up behind Lion and tries to get
him over the top rope but Lionel holds onto the
ropes. Dawn is still trying to get Big T over the top
rope as well. Josh Konnely and Nirvana are both up in
different corners and both holding their heads. Josh
and Nirvana stagger around the ring until they bump
into each other. They both turn and deck the other
and both fall down.
JC: Double knockout punches.
Big T rakes the eyes of Dawn. Big T runs at Dawn but
Dawn brings Big T down with a drop toe hold. Dawn
floats over and puts a reverse chin lock on Big T.
RW: Dawn is going to try and choke out the Hardcore
Champion.
JC: That's a bad idea though because than he becomes
dead weight and dead weight is hard as hell to toss
over a top rope.
"Dragonfly" by Shaman's Harvest hits and the former
World Heavyweight Champion Switchblade makes his way
out.
Entry Number 15: Switchblade
Dawn releases the choke on Big T to get ready for
Switchblade.
RW: He is the favorite to walk away once again the
World Champion.
JC: Well being the favorite to walk away the champ
and actually walking away the champ are infact two
different things.
Nirvana and Josh Konnely begin to get up. Switchblade
enters the ring and Dawn goes after him but
Switchblade blocks her hand and hits her with a punch
of his own. Switchblade hits Dawn a couple more times
and then whips her into the ropes. Dawn comes back at
Switchblade and Switchblade lifts her up for a
flapjack and nails her with a Implant DDT.
RW: Nice move by Switchblade!
Switchblade is up and grabs up Nirvana and hits a
release german suplex. Switchblade is back up quickly
and runs at Josh Konnely and hits an STO take down.
Jacob Connelly leaves Lion and goes for Switchblade.
Switchblade is waiting for him and hits a spine
tingling spinebuster.
JC: There goes my back pain again.
Switchblade goes over and checks on Lionel Kingston.
RW: One of these two men is going to win this Body
Count Rumble.
JC: The interesting thing will be if they end up the
last two.
RW: The match we should've saw tonight instead of
Jacob Connelly versus Switchblade.
Switchblade and Lion are good to go and go right
after Nirvana first. Switchblade picks Nirvana up off
the mat and whips him at Lion. Lion lifts Nirvana up
on his shoulders and nails a Succumb To Darkness.
JC: Nirvana has succumb to darkness.
Josh Konnely is getting up slowly and Switchblade
boots him in the gut. Switchblade sets him up and
hits a cradle piledriver.
RW: They are destroying everybody one by one.
Big T is up on his feet and Lion holds him for
Switchblade. Switchblade walks over and gets right in
Big T's face and smirks. Switchblade backs away and
boots Big T in the gut.
JC: Switchblade is going for the Deep Cut!
"Enter Sandman" starts to play. Once the music picks
up Kyle Murphy runs from out of the back and down to
the ring.
Entry Number 16 and Final: Kyle
Murphy
RW: This is it John, once of these elite 8 will
become the new SFT World Heavyweight Champion.
JC: 3 Outer Cirle... 2 Revelation... Switchblade and
Lionel Kingston... and the only man in the ring
without a friend in the world, Big T.
Kyle Murphy slides in the ring. Lionel Kingston is
the first man to meet him. Lion swings at Kyle but
Kyle ducks under and bounces off the ropes. Lion
turns around and Kyle hits him with a big flying
shoulder block that staggers the big man back into a
corner.
RW: Kyle Murphy moved the big animal back.
Switchblade tosses Big T down and goes for Kyle
Murphy. Switchblade grabs Kyle from behind.
JC: Switch got Kyle.
Kyle lifts his leg back and nails Switchblade in the
groin with a cheapshot. Switchblade grabs his taint
as he falls to the mat. Jacob Connelly is up and
grabs Kyle around the throat by both hands. Jacob
lifts Kyle off the mat.
RW: Jacob is going for a two handed chokeslam.
But Kyle pokes Jacob in the eye and Jacob lets go of
him. Jacob staggers backward to the ropes. Kyle runs
at him and takes him over the top rope with a polish
hammer.
Elimination #10: Jacob Connelly via
Kyle Murphy
JC: Jacob Connelly will not be the World Champion.
RW: Atleast not tonight.
Kyle helps Josh Konnely get to his feet and they go
after Lionel Kingston and hit a double dropkick that
puts Lion on his ass. Nirvana is up. Kyle and Josh
turn their attentions to Nirvana. They run at him and
as they do he backs up and they clothesline Nirvana
over the top rope.
Elimination #11: Nirvana via Kyle
Murphy and Josh Konnely
JC: And now there is only one Outer Circle member
left.
Dawn sneaks up from behind and launches Kyle Murphy
over the top rope.
Elimination #12: Kyle Murphy via Dawn
Lenore Artemisk
RW: Dawn is a sneaky little woman.
JC: She snuck up right behind Kyle and tossed him
over.
RW: Kyle looks pissed off.
JC: I would be too. Last entrant and to be tossed out
by some weirdo chic......Yeah I'd be a little upset
too.
Big T is up and he grabs Dawn and hits a P.I.M.P.
Hand on Dawn but instead of nailing her on the mat he
dumps her over the top rope.
Elimination #13: Dawn Lenore Artemisk
via Big T
RW: I guess Big T is a little sneakier than Dawn.
JC: I guess so. And with that elimination The Outer
Circle will not be leaving with the gold tonight.
RW: Look at the final four in the ring. You got
Lionel Kingston, Switchblade, Hardcore Champion Big
T, and National Champion Josh Konnely.
JC: Pretty kick ass!
Josh Konnely rushes Lionel Kingston in the corner and
tries to get him over the top rope. Big T sees this
and runs over to help try to get Lion over the top
rope.
RW: Hold on Lion!
Switchblade gets up and moves gingerly toward Josh
and Big T as they try to toss Lion over the top rope.
Switchblade hits Big T from behind. Switchblade
brings Big T to the center of the ring. Switchblade
lifts Big T up and body slams him down on the mat.
JC: Josh almost has Lion over!
Switchblade also notices this and runs over to stop
Lion from being eliminated. Switchblade hits Josh a
couple of times. Switchblade grabs Josh and whips him
hard into a corner. Josh slams into the turnbuckles
and staggers toward the center of the ring.
Switchblade runs off the ropes and goes for a running
bulldog but Josh reverses and runs Switchblade
directly into the ropes and over the top rope.
RW: Oh shit is Switchblade done?
Switchblade is hanging on for dear life.
JC: Only one of his feet are touching the floor.
RW: Switchblade and his title hopes dangling in the
wind.
Switchblade manages to hold on and stay on the apron.
As Josh Konnely tries to get up using the ropes
Lionel Kingston goes at him hits a big boot sending
Josh Konnely flying over the top rope and out to the
floor.
Elimination #14: Josh Konnely via
Lionel Kingston
JC: And the National Champion will remain only the
National Champion.
RW: Here's a revelation for ya: Josh Konnely is gone!
Lion looks down at Josh and laughs devilishly. Lion
then walks over and helps Switchblade stand up on the
apron.
JC: One more elimination away from it being between
SFT best two.
Just then Big T runs and dropkicks Lionel Kingston
into Switchblade and Switchblade falls backwards and
off the apron and onto the floor.
Elimination #15: Switchblade via Big
T
RW: Oh shit Switchblade has been eliminated!!!
JC: Either Lionel Kingston or Big T will be the
champ.
Lionel Kingston can't believe Switchblade has been
eliminated and neither can Switchblade.
Lionel Kingston: This asshole is mine!
Switchblade nods and when Lionel Kingston turns
around to go after Big T he's hit with a Game Over
from Big T that sends Lion over the top rope and onto
the floor.
Elimination #16 and Final: Lionel
Kingston via Big T
DING DING DING
RW: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
JC: Big T has done it!!
Robyn Byrne: Your winner of the 2011 Body Count
Rumble and your NEW World Heavyweight
Champion...."The Icon" "The Legend" Big T!!!
"You Don't Know" hits as Big T lays on the mat in the
center of the ring exhausted from the match.
RW: He has been trying for several months to get his
hands on the gold and now he can.
Referee Sean Whitcomb grabs the World Title, slides
in the ring, walks over to Big T as he lays on the
mat still, and rests the championship on Big T's
waist. Big T sits up when he feels the gold put on
him. He grabs the title and looks at it. Big T stands
up and raises the title high in the sky as he climbs
up onto the middle rope.
Winner: BIG T via Last Remaining
ENDING
RW: What a night and what a Main Event...we have a new World Heavyweight Champion still celebrating in the ring...
Just then the lights cut out in the arena…the crowd gets loud with anticipation…
JC: What the hell is going on? Did someone forget to pay the electric bill?
In the darkness the opening guitar riffs to “Hero” by Skillet blasts over the speakers and as it picks up there is a large blast of pyro at the entrance ramp...The lights come back on and Big T is looking up at the ramp...the crowd goes nuts as the champ awaits someone coming out, not realizing that standing behind him is former 2-time SFT World Champion Sean Lane. Lane taps him on the shoulder, he spins around and Lane gives a boot to the gut and delivers his patented "Taste of Sweetness" finisher, laying out the champion. Lane then walks over and picks up the championship belt, raising it in the air...
RW: What the hell is going on here? Whatever it is, check in next Sunday night as we have to go...
JC: Good night from Anaheim, California.
New Beginnings fades out to backstage and the office of Owner Anthony Jesus. Jesus gathers some papers and tosses them inside his haliburton briefcase. He tosses a couple other folders in the briefcase before closing it and locking it. Anthony Jesus grabs his coat and throws it on. He buttons it up, grabs the briefcase off his desk, puts a classy derby hat on, and exits his office. He walks down a hall and out a door that takes him to the parking garage. He starts walking toward his rental car. He pulls the keys from his pocket and unlocks the doors. He opens the front passenger side door and places his briefcase on the seat. When he pops his head up and looks to his right he the sees a Lincoln Navigator racing towards him. Jesus literally leaps up on top of the rental car's roof just before he almost gets hit. The Lincoln Navigator does blast the passenger side door shattering the glass and slamming shut! The expensive SUV stops and turns around. It revs up and then speeds back towards Jesus on his rental car roof. The SUV comes to a stop next to the rental car. Jesus tries to see inside but can't due to the very dark tint on the windows. But the driver's window starts going down and Owner Anthony Jesus is shocked to see Gary Mac driving with Dawn Lenore Artemisk riding shotgun.
Gary Mac: Shocked?!
The back driver's side window rolls down and Nirvana pokes his head out with Jacob Connelly sitting next to him. Dawn, Jacob, and Nirvana all look tired and beat from the grueling Body Count Rumble match. Nirvana looks at Jesus.
Nirvana: We, The Outer Circle including Alexander Hayes and our new friend Gary Mac, would like to officially put you and all of SFT on notice.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Notice for what exactly?!
Nirvana: We are taking over SFT.....and these isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
Owner Anthony Jesus: Another take over attempt? Good luck Nirvana, better have tried and failed miserably. What sets you apart?
Nirvana: The fact that I'm willing to have your ass ran down without thinking twice about it is a good start to set me apart from everybody else who tried and failed. And next time we have you in our sights Anthony you best have your affairs in order because next time we will take you out and then when the flying monekys are running the show instead of the wicked witch that's when we'll step in and run the show. We're The Outer Circle and we will bring SFT's death.
The SUV burns some rubber as it peels out and speeds off into the California night. Owner Anthony Jesus remains standing on his roof with a worried look on his face as the pay per view goes off the air.
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