NOVEMBER REIGN

City & Country
Abuja, Nigeria

Arena
Abuja Sports Hall

Commentators
Randy White
John Cartwright
Johnny Legend

Date
11/27/11

INTRO



RW: HELLO EVERYONE and welcome to SFT's November Reign! We are live in Abuja, Nigeria! I'm Randy White, alongside me are John Cartwright and Johnny Legend, and we've got some exciting matches coming your way!

JC: Hello my Delights. I, Johnny Cartwright, am here to make your day.

JL: I'm going to ignore that. Not only are these matches exciting, but most of them are mysterious as well. We've got a tag match with two mystery partners, a mystery "G-Spot" segment, a mystery match stipulation between Lionel Kingston and his wife Genevieve, and a mystery guest referee for the main event!

JC: Not even Scooby Doo could solve all those mysteries!

RW: And along with all that, we've got perhaps SFT's biggest, most important match to date. A Championship Scramble match for the World Title as Dawn defends her title against Ataxia, Dirk Roman, Miranda Reizeger, and Fahrenheit!

JL: That match is going to be ten kinds of awesome, I just know it.

JC: But first thing's first, we have a debut match.

RW: Johnny English makes his debut in SFT as he takes on Ben Zenith.


Opening Match
JOHNNY ENGLISH
vs. BEN ZENITH
(Singles Match)

Johnny English and Ben Zenith are already in the ring.

RW: Well this is our first look at Sir English.

JC: Lets see what this rookie has under the hood.

RW: Ben will certainly test Johnny.

The bell rings and they start it off with a bang. English with a shoulder block on Ben. Ben tries to fight back with an elbow drop on English but English shakes off the hit as if nothing. English with a couple of forearms followed by a quick knee drop as Ben was on the floor.

RW: Not a bad start for Johnny English.

Johnny now with a leg drop on Ben followed it by a back body drop. Johnny showing some real strength and picks up Ben and hits a sit down powerbomb!

JC: Oh that’s gotta hurt.

Johnny with the pin 1....2...kickout at the last moment.

RW: Ben is just a glutton for punishment.

Johnny gets up picks up Ben again and hits a pretty nice looking piledriver, driving Ben’s head hard into the mat. Johnny slowly covers Ben and the ref counts 1...2...3!

JC: Boom shackalaka!

RW: That’s all this match went, not a bad showing by the new guy.

JL: Yeah, but I need to see more from him before I consider him a real threat around here.

Winner: Johnny English via pinfall


Match Number Two
TITANIA ARTEMISK and ???
vs.
HENCHWOMAN and ???
(Tag Team Match)

RW: Well here we go, tag action starts now as Henchwoman takes on Titania... each with their very own mystery tag partner.

JL: That's right, and to make this a truly fair fight Director Wilde has banned any Axis members from ringside. In his own words "If any Axis member so much as puts one foot onto the ramp-way, Henchwoman will be disqualified immediately."

JC: Finally, Wilde is doing something about these Axis freaks.

RW: He has shown himself to be a fair man, and a good creative director. I think we have some great things in the future of SFT

JL: Right now we have a great match.

JC: Yeah, I love surprises!

Robyn: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first representing The Axis of Ultra Violence... Henchwoman!

This Shit Will Fuck You Up by Combichrist hits as the StrikeTron flashes images of Henchwoman and The Axis dealing out their brand of punishment. Henchwoman walks straight to the ring, ignoring the mix of boos and cheers from the fans. As she reaches the ring Fuckin' Perfect by Pink hits...

Robyn: and her partner, Miranda Steel!

Miranda makes her way to the ring.

RW: So she did get a non-axis partner.

JL: and a good one too, the winner of this years SFT Womens Cup!

Robyn: and their opponent, representing the Ultra Violent Alliance... Titania Artemisk!

"My Monkey" starts 20 seconds into the song. "I had a little monkey, I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread, Along came a choo choo, knocked my monkey coo-coo, And now my monkey's dead" During this Titania comes out and begins dancing seductively for the crowd. Then she saunters down to the ring and slides under crawling at Miranda and Henchwoman, she then rolls on her back, blows a kiss and jumps to her feet, turning to face her opponents.

JC: The what?

RW: Apparently Titania has formed her own stable, with the sole purpose of going up against The Axis of Ultra Violence.

JL: Alliance versus Axis, where have I heard this before?

Robyn: and her partner...

Suddenly the StrikeTron cuts to backstage where a fight has broken loose.

RW: What the hell?

JL: Is that... Sean Mason?!

Sean Mason is being double teamed backstage by Dirk Roman and Ataxia. Dirk Throws a hand-full of glitter in his face and Ataxia delivers a devastating DDT on the concrete. Dawn who is sitting on a food service table eating a bowl of M&Ms, looks on while the two lift Mason up. Dawn then pulls a scarlet mask out of the bowl and puts it on, then she delivers the Suteki Da Ne to Sean Mason and he goes down. Three refs come in to break it up. As the screen cuts to black, Titania is irate in the ring.

RW: Dammit! Damn the Axis! They cheated!

JC: You're surprised?

JL: I'm not. Wilde said they couldn't step a foot onto the ramp-way. He never said anything about backstage.

RW: I think that it was implied.

JL: One things for sure, if it took three Axis members to take Mason out, he certainly would have been a game changer in this match if he made it out here.

Just then, The Cold Song hits and Director Wilde comes out onto the ramp with mic in hand.

Wilde: While I'm rather disappointed in the actions of some of our roster members, I've decided not to let it be a disappointment to you, the fans.

Instead of a two on one match involving Henchwoman, Miranda Steel and Titania Artemisk as their opponent, it will now be a three-way. I hope you three will all fight fair, and enjoy the match.

Wilde exits to a chorus of cheers from the audience. All three women step into the ring and the match begins.

RW: Well, I said he was a fair man and I wasn't lyin'.

JL: True, and now we have a triple threat match between Titania, Henchwoman and Miranda Steel.

JC: Yes! Three hot women in the ring, go Wilde!

JL: Do you think he knows he made a funny?

RW: Nope.

Miranda and Henchwoman start by delivering a double close-line to Titania. Titania grabs the leg of Henchwoman and bites down hard an her achilles tendon. The ref tells her to back off. Miranda goes to work on Titania while Henchwoman limps over to the ropes her leg bleeding. The ref looks at it, while the refs back is turned Steel begins to choke Titania on the top rope. The ref turns and breaks it up, Titania gasps for breath.

RW: Looks like this still turned out to be a two on one match.

JL: For now.

Henchwoman turns and kicks Titania in the chin, she rolls out of the ring. Miranda grabs Henchwoman from behind and rolls her up in a small package.

1..2...kick-out!

JL: See.

Hechwoman looks at Steel stunned. Steel shrugs. Titania slides in the ring from behind and hits steel with a cheap shot to the back of the head. Henchwoman goes for Titania. They tie up, Henchwoman manages to get Titania in a triangle choke and then lands a diamond cutter. Titania is laid out and Henchwoman looks at Steel, the two are face to face. Steel reaches out a hand and mouths "this is your match", they shake hands and Steel leaves the ring. The ref counts her out as Henchwoman sets Titania up in the middle of the ring. She climbs the ropes and yells "This is for Dawn", then lands a frog splash to Titania and hooks the leg for the pin.

1..2...3!

Robyn: and Your winner... Henchwoman!

RW: Well, that's that. I don't think Titania got her fair fight yet, but we have a new stable, and the Axis have a lot to worry about.

JL: Also, the return of Sean Mason to SFT, though it was brief, I'm sure he's gonna have a lot to say about the Axis, and I don't think he'll be using his words.

RW: Speaking of which, a stable needs more than two people... who else do you think Titania has up her sleeve?

JC: I don't know, but I know a lot of people hate The Axis... and I'm sure we're going to hear a lot more from UVA.

JL: UVA?

JC: Yeah, The Ultra Violent Alliance.

RW: Right. Well, up next folks we have a real "Grudge" match as Alexander Hayes takes on Shane Clemmens with Grudge at his side.

Winner: HenchWoman via pinfall


Match Number Three
ALEXANDER HAYES vs. SHANE CLEMMENS w/Grudge
(Singles Match)

The camera cuts to the ring.

Robyn Byrne: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. From Cambridge Massachusetts, standing 5'8” and weighing in at 225 pounds. He is Alexander Hayes!!

Fireworks explode as Indigenous Holocaust blasts over the PA systems. As he comes out from backstage, Alex is seen bouncing on his feet. He starts to walk down to the aisle to a chorus of boos and flips off the crowd. As he nears the ring, he goes through the middle rope, walks over to a turnbuckle and jumps up. He raises both hands in the air and then is greeted by a second chorus of boos.

RW: Hayes was wanting to face Grudge tonight, but a decision was made for him to face Clemmings instead.

JC: Great. Another Hayes gets squashed match.

JL: Emmm Squash. What? Sorry I was thinking of my LEGENDARY Thanksgiving Dinner.

Robyn Byrne: And his oppoenent. From Missoula, Montana. Standing 6'2” and weighting in at 222 pounds. “The Dirty Dog” Shane Clemmens!

The lights in the arena begin to fade as strobes fire up and crimson red spot lights fire up. A crimson red pot leaf appears spinning in the middle of the ring. Flash bulbs fire as lighters fire up. "Dr. Evening" by Danko Jones begin to play. On the big screen you can see images of soldiers marching mixed in with strippers stripping. Soon these images are replaced by words.

THE DIRTY GOD SHANE CLEMMENS

Pyros fire as Shane appears from the entrance. Hey little man don't you understand when Dr. Evening comes around That woman you call your girlfriend won't be your woman when the sun comes down...step off! Hey little man don't you understand when Dr. Evening comes around That woman you call your girlfriend won't be your woman when the sun comes down

Shane heads to the ring with a brilliant smirk on his face. As he goes he raises the back of his hand towards the fans as if to smack them. His adoring fans scream, the fairweather fans boo. Shane keeps going.

Oh Baby when I got you in the middle of the night I can feel your heartbeat pumping and your arms wrapped around me tight Now we can try several positions and all of them a compromise, because the only thing that I want to see is your boyfriend's look of surprise....step off!

Shane rushes the ring, sliding in on his chest. Effortlessly he pops to his feet. He heads to to the corner and climbs to the second turn buckle, gazing out at the fans. He holds his fingers to his lips as if he's smoking a joint, then extends it to the audience. The fans pop, but then suddenly Shane gives a violent rendition of the "fist yourself" hand gesture. Shane, loving the roar of the crowd returns to the middle of the ring were he struts, bouncing as he warms up, stretching his neck. He finally pulls his tank top off and tosses it ringside.

You like it? You like it? I knew you'd like it baby. When the evening comes I come alive

Shane returns to the corner, leaning against it as he awaits his opponent. The music dies as the lighting returns to normal.

RN: Both men are ready to get this underway. Each with something to prove.

JC: Who will be curtain jerking next week?

JL: Ow!

Referee Dean Barge starts going over the rules as Clemmens and Hayes start mouthing off to each other. Fans start screaming and both men look to the entraceway. Standing in the entrance area is Grudge! Hayes starts yelling as his brother and turns his back on Shane. Shane runs to the ropes and bounces off of them. Shining Wizard!!

RN: Hayes don't!

JC: Bad idea.

JL: Never turn your back on Shane Clemmens!

Hayes drops hard as Clemmens glares at Grudge and grabs Hayes by the back of the head. He pulls him up and starts hitting him with repeated knee's to the face. Clemmens sets up Hayes for the “Merry Go Round”. He connects to them. He heads up to the top rope and goes for his shooting star press, “Shoot to Thrill”, he goes high and finds...Nothing! Hayes rolls out of the way at the last second! Both men are down as the referee starts his count.

RN: “The Dirty Dog” went for a big move and paid for it.

JC: Well he's not the only guy paying for it. Here comes Ataxia part two.

JL: Someone get him out of here.

Grudge starts walking down towards the ring. Hayes is the first up. He see's his brother and points to Clemmens. He grabs Clemmens and yells “This is you!” as he puts him in “The Dragon Sleeper”. He watches his bother the whole time as Clemmens tires to beak out of this. Clemmens leaps up grabbing the shoulder and the back of the head of Hayes and hits a modified ace crusher on Hayes. Hayes lets go and both men are shocked from the blows they just took. Clemmens yells at Grudge to get away from ringside as he gets up. Hayes hits Clemmens in the face with a punch. Clemmens returns fire as both men start trading punches. Hayes eventually goes for a clothesline sending Clemmens to the outside of the ring. Shane grab a hold of Hayes on the way down and brings him over as well. Both men are getting into a rolling around on the floor brawl! The official starts his count.

RN: Well this match just degenerated into a brawl.

JC: I'm more worried about that mask freak starring at us.

JL: What are you...

Grudge is glaring at the commentators as he holds up a finger to his mouth.

JL: I bet he's about to pick his nose.

RN: Don't tempt the angry masked wrestler when he's five feet from us.

5...Hayes gets on top of Clemmens and headbutts him. 6! Hayes starts to get up but Clemmens grabs him with a drop toe hold and sends him back down to the floor. 7! Clemmens hits Hayes in the back of the head with an elbow. 8! Clemmens gets up and tries to get into the ring. 9!

RN: Clemmens is gonna make it in!

...Hayes grogidly gets up and pulls Shane off of the ring apron before he gets both feet on it. 10!

JC: You were wrong!

JL: Holy shit! A double count out!

Robyn Byrne: The referee has declared this match over via double count out!

Shane is livid as Hayes rushes for Grudge. Grudge waits for it and as his brother runs into him he picks up Hayes and spinebusts him into the guardrail! Hayes falls for a moment as Grudge turns to leave. Suddenly from the side he gets knocked off of his feet by Shane Clemmens! Shane starts putting the boots to Grudge as Hayes starts to get up. They both start attacking the masked man who is fending them off until the SFT security team gets to ringside and starts to pull them apart.

RN: This could have been a great match without that masked jerk showing up.

JC: Well I was entertained at least.

JL: You're lying.

JC: Yeah. But it makes the fans think I care.

Winner: Draw via double countout


"THE MATCH OF CHOICE"

The scene is dark and ominous. You can hear heavy breathing but nothing more. Suddenly, a light comes on, red in color illuminating only Genevieve's face.

Genevieve: You lost the match, Lionel. Murphy defeated you and that gave me the chance to pick my match. Well, it only seems fitting that I choose a match in this short, waste of time piece to tell you that, with every fiber of my being, I want to defeat you in a Street Fight. Don't get me wrong, either, Lionel. I want you to bring your best. I want you to have ill intentions and I want you to fight back. You've shown me that you believe I'm not worthy of being a wrestler and I have every intention of proving you otherwise. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME AGAIN!

She lifts the crimson light above her head and grins.

Genevieve: You hesitate once, Lionel... it's lights...

She smashes the light over her knee, leaving it sparking.

Genevieve: OUT!

The next sound is nothing but the shallow flutter of footsteps. You can hear a wicked laugh as the scene cuts out.


Match Number Four
LIONEL KINGSTON vs. GENEVIEVE KINGSTON
( Street Fight)

We return to the ring where surrounding the four corners both on the inside and outside of the ring are metal garbage cans filled with multiple weapons and various other goods. The referee stands against the ropes, while the announcer takes her place in the dead center of the ring.

RW: I still don't understand why Genevieve requested a Street Fight?

JC: Well, judging by the promo's in the past, maybe it has to do with how he grew up? Bringing him back to his roots?

JL: Whatever. She just needs to get her panties out of a bind and stop sucking.

Robyn: This match is scheduled as a Street Fight, introducing first, one half of the Tag team champions... LIONEL KINGSTON!

He looked around the ring, studying, noticing all the weapons surrounding him. He shakes his head and gets as close to the corner as he can without tripping over the weapons bucket.

Robyn: And his opponent...

She looks down at the card and shakes her head.

Robyn: The woman who made this match and plans to bring Lionel's ego to an end... his wife, GENEVIEVE KINGSTON!

"Make Me Wanna Die" by The Pretty Reckless plays as the lights strobe crimson at the rampway, but noone shows. Her music continues to play as Lionel looks on, he doesn't appear to be in his readied stance, nor does he seem to want her to show. He walks away from the corner and heads to the ropes, waiting for her to show, but more seeming to want to talk than fight.

He keeps staring down as she sneaks in under the ropes with a steel chair. He shakes his head and turns around to the waiting Genevieve, show wails down at his head with the chair. He blocks it with his arm, immediately clutching it and shaking his head. Genevieve drops the chair to one side and screams something inaudibly, which Lionel answers to by shaking his head. She slams the chair quickly in his thigh, causing him to limp, but he still shakes his head, refusing to fight. She slams the chair to the mat and exits the ring, walking over to the announcers table. She grabs a microphone and quickly slides back into the ring.

"Don't you be a bitch, Lionel!" She screamed after raising the microphone to her mouth. "You sat me on the sidelines while you get all the glory, yet you refuse to face me in a match? It's wrestling, Lionel! It's a little play time we used to do in every hotel room we've ever been in! Come on, Lionel... show me that you don't think I'm a waste of space in your wrestling world. Show me you actually have respect for me in this business! RING THE DAMN BELL!"

The referee shrugs and calls for the bell.

Genevieve jumps at Lionel, getting caught in midair as she brings the microphone down on his head repeatedly. His forehead begins to bleed and he releases her, falling back into the ropes as he places his palm to his forehead. He puls it down and stares at the blood. She runs at him and he begins to throw his boot up at her, but stops mid-thrust and gets taken down with a sliding dropkick, which sends him in a split to the canvas. He immediately holds his groin as Genevieve runs to the chair, lifts it up and runs at the ropes. She rebounds, jumping in the air and placing the chair to the bottom of her feet before thrusting it out at his face, laying him out completely.

RW: Holy ow!

JC: Face plattered?

JL: Ala de Lionel coming right up.

She doesn't cover, instead she stands up and walks over to the bin. With that, she pulls out a two by four that has glued-on thumb tacks. She grins and spins it in her hands before catching it and walking over to Lionel with a smile. She swings the board down at Lionel, who spins out of the way as fast as he can. He quickly stands up and this time lays her out with a big boot just as she went to smash the board over his head. Instead, she drops it and holds her face while Lionel falls back, his arms hooking the ropes and holding him up. She gets to a standing base, quickly running at Lionel and trying to dropkick him in the face. He spins out of the way and tries to catch her from flying out, grabbing her hair and inadvertantly hanging her on the top rope. He releases immediately as she whiplashes off and lands hard on her back on the outside of the ring. She can't seem to breathe, holding her throat and coughing up a storm.

Lionel shakes his head and slips out of the ring, going over to Genevieve and helping her up. He slides her onto the apron and tries to check on her, but she uses her flexibility to kick him in the head. He staggers over from the kick and catches himself on the stairs. He holds his head while she stands up, still coughing and holding her throat. She hops up on the apron and takes a running start, diving into Lionel's body and causing him to trip over the steps and crush the garbage can full of weapons. He immediately hops off the can, holding his stomach and kicking the ground. Genevieve tries to recover from crashing into Lionel.

RW: That wasn't good for either of them.

JC: One hits a can of weapons while the other threw themselves at a brick wall.

JL: She toppled a brick wall then. Go Genevieve?

Lionel stands up as Genevieve rolls into the ring. He's holding his stomach while stumbling over to the ropes and pulling himself in. As he stands, Genevieve runs at him with the steel chair but Lionel ducks the swing and grabs her throat, lifting her in the air and slamming her down with what might possibly be his strongest chokeslam yet. He steps over her and grabs the chair, raising it in the air, planning to slam it down on her stomach. He hesitates, then drops the chair to her side. He shakes his head and turns away, looking to leave. Genevieve kips up and taps his shoulder, turning him around in response. He seems shocked that she is standing, but not as shocked as her grabbing his face and luring him in with a kiss. He goes in as well right before she drops him with a Make You Wanna Die on the steel chair.

RW: That's just dirty!

JL: Maybe he likes it rough?

Lionel rolls out of the ring, the gash on his forehead splitting open and bleeding even more profusely. He stood up, holding the gash as he makes his way toward the ramp. He is dazed, badly, and stumbles sideways, holding himself up at the edge of the barricade. Genevieve quickly rolls out of the ring and runs at Lionel, jumping over the barricade and catching him with yet another Make You Wanna Die. His head crashes sickly against the edge of the barricade and he falls limply to the ground. He doesn't move and neither does Genevieve, who crashed through some steel chairs in the front row. The referee calls for the bell as EMT's rush to them.

RC: What happened?

The replay plays on his monitor and as it goes through slow motion, you notice his temple hit the barricade with force.

RW: I don't know what to say folks, it looks like Lionel is in bad shape.

JC: ...

JL: He'll be fine by next week. He always seems to rebound after things like this.

RW: Was that you saying something nice about Lionel, Johnny?

JL: No, but I've been in this business, and you always wish for the best.

Winner: No Contest


THE G SPOT

JC: The ring is set as we prepare for the debut of the G Spot. We still don’t have any idea what this is about or who is involved.

RW: Rumors on the internet say it could be a returning star from SFT’s past, could it be Dave Steel?

JC: ICON?

RW: Dave Van Dam?

JC: Not him again.

The lights in the arena submerge into darkness the fans do not know if they should cheer or jeer. The atmosphere inside the arena begins to get tense, everyone is quiet and looking towards the entrance. After a couple of seconds the Strike Tron lights up to a green line appears on the screen it begins beeping like a heartbeat. Followed by a voice that has been edited to hide the person behind it’s identity.

Voice: Ladies and gentlemen, The G Spot is now going live, for everyone that wants to know who is behind this family oriented segment, they just need to wait a few more minutes. I return to Strike Fantasy Towers tonight, after a long time away I am pleased to announce that Mr. Fluffy has made it possible for me to return. As a former World Champion, a former United States Champion. I bring to you the Flashiest Superstar in the Business, one of the original Regulators.

MADD DOGG!!!

“Wherever I may room” By Metallica begins blaring out the sound system as the lights come on with a huge explosion of fireworks then from the back walks Madd Dogg with a black hooded top which is covering most of his head. Looking around the arena quickly Madd Dogg laps up the applause of the fans who are on their feet with approval.

JC: NO WAY RANDY!!

RW: I don’t believe what I am seeing right here, listen to those fans they haven’t cheered this much in what seems like forever.

JC: Madd Dogg returns here tonight at November Reign and he has really raise the roof listen to these fans.

A huge “Thank You Madd Dogg” chant begins echoing around the arena as he stands at the entrance ramp looking out towards the fans before turning around and leaving the ringside area. The music fades out before the voice is once again heard.

Voice: Tonight is just a taste of what I have to offer to SFT once again, I will speak my mind on the very next edition of Titans.

One more explosion goes off before the tron fades to black.


Match Number Five
EMERSON EMBRY vs. JACKSON STEED
(Singles Match)

"Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down" hits as Emerson makes his way to the ring.

RW: A fitting song for Emerson.

JC: Way better than the Beer song hah.

The intro to "Beast Mode" by B.O.B. starts up as a strobe light that flashes multi-colors starts going off through the arena. Jackson does not come out.

Emerson is standing in the ring, looking around as if Jackson were going to sneak attack him.

Beast Mode starts up again and still no Jackson.

The ref starts the count 1……………2…………….3…………….4………………..5………….6…………………7……………….8……………9………..10!!!

Ref awards Emerson the win. Emerson starts jumping up and down, with a huge smile from ear to ear.

RW: Emerson is celebrating like he just won the World Title!

JL: It’s the first time in his career that hes won a match without having to actually fight, sort of like Happy Gilmore getting a hole in one “I should just try to get it in the hole on the first try”

RW: Most would be upset they got cheated out of fighting.

JC: Not Emerson hes happy to win matches without getting beat up or breaking a sweat, if he could do this every week hed be estatic.

Winner: Emerson Embry via countout


THE LEGEND OF SHOOT

"Dead & Bloated" by the Stone Temple Pilots blasts throughout the arena. Evan Corbyn walks with purpose down to the ring sporting his usual attire, a black button up shirt, black pants, and black boots. He pays no attention to the fans booing him.

RW: Wow, very rarely do we see Evan Corbyn come down to the ring before it's time for his match.

JC: I guess he has something to say.

JL: But do we really want to hear it?

Corbyn climbs into the ring, reaches between the ropes and takes the microphone from the ring announcer.

Corbyn: I came back thinking my name and my contributions might buy me a little respect. Maybe that's the problem. I've relied too much on my name and too much on my past. I've only taken one of my matches seriously since my return. That was the night I buried Will Schorg. I've not been at all concerned with winning or losing. I’ve had my mind set on carrying out a single agenda.

I was blinded by my goal, and lost sight of the bigger picture. Oh! That’s right; I’m not in the bigger picture anymore. The powers in the Towers don’t think I have what it takes to main event. Ever since I gave up the Action title, they’ve been pushing me further down the card. I’ve been thinking about that over the last few weeks and I’ve concluded that I’ve been proving them right. The problem with that is I’m giving them a reason to keep holding me down. I will get the respect I deser...

Johnny Legend takes his headset off and gets up from the announce table.

JC: Her, where's he going?

He grabs and moves toward the ring.

Legend: I'm sorry, but how long do we have to listen to this crap? It's the same old thing week after week. I'm the King of Shoot, the outcomes are predetermined, the fans are a bunch of marks, blah, blah, blah. Shut up! Read your SFT rulebook. Check section C under General Information. I will break it down for you in laymen's terms, it basically says don't bitch when you lose. It's nobody's fault but yours...

Corbyn: Who are you again? Johnny who? You might as well just go back over there and sit down like you’re supposed to.

Legend: You'd better bow down, blockhead!

Legend drops the microphone and punches Corbyn. Corbyn punches him back, and the two begin trading blows. SFT security is called into the ring to separate the two. Both men are fuming.

JC: Damn it, Johnny's gone nuts on Evan!

RW: I'm just glad we were able to stop him before anything worse happened.


Match Number Six
EVAN CORBYN) vs. KYLE MURPHY
(Cage Match)

We come back to the ring with the steel cage already set up. Robyn Byrne is standing outside the cage.

RW: And here we go with our steel cage match. The "King of Shoot" Evan Corbyn takes on "The Superior One" Kyle Murphy.

JL: I hope Kyle destroys Evan. Did you hear what he was saying earlier? I'm sick of all his bitching and moaning!

JC: Now look who's bias!

JL: Shut up John, or i'll make you bow down to me as well!

RW: Calm down, Johnny. Try to stay professional.

JL: I'll try, but it won't be easy.

"Ard Ri Na hEireann" by Cruachan fills the arena and the lights glow green. Gold pyro explodes at the stage, and the ramp glows orange. Kyle Murphy marches out onto the stage to a mixed reaction and beats on his chest. He holds his arms up, then begins to walk down the aisle. Murphy swaggers down the ramp, a confident grin on his face.

Robyn: Hailing from Greenwich, Connecticut and weighing in at 265 pounds...KYLE MURPHY!

At ringside, Kyle walks through the door of the cage and he climbs the ring steps and into the ring. Kyle throws his arms out to his sides to the cheers and jeers of the crowd.

Robyn: And his opponent ...

The lights fade completely and "Dead & Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts. Corbyn makes his way to the ring in the darkness.

Robyn: Hailing from Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 232 pounds...EVAN CORYBN!

Then he stands in the middle of the ring as the lights raise. Kyle Murphy quickly elbows Evan Corbyn in the back of the head before the bell rings. The ref quickly calls for the bell to start the match. Evan falls to his knees and Kyle continues to unleash forearms onto Evan's back. Kyle picks Evan up and tosses him into the cage, face first. Evan bounces off the cage and falls onto his back on the mat.

JC: Woah! Did you see Evan's face bounce off that cage!?

JL: Yes. And it was awesome!

JC: That it was.

Kyle picks Evan up and attempts a bodyslam, but Evan blocks it and knees Kyle in the gut. Evan quickly lands a dropkick, sending Kyle to the mat. Evan gets up and attempts to climb the cage. However, Kyle is up to his feet and grabs Evan before he even gets half way up. Kyle puts Evan into a powerbomb off the side of the cage. Evan crashes down on his neck and rolls across the ring.

RW: I think that just broke Evan Corbyn's neck!

JL: We can only hope.

RW: Cut it out!

Kyle walks over to Evan and starts to stomp on his head for a bit. He finally picks Evan up and attempts to toss him into the cage, but Evan puts his foot up on the cage to stop it. Evan elbows Kyle in the face and quickly puts Kyle into a swinging neckbreaker. Evan covers Kyle.

Barge: 1! 2! KICKOUT!

JC: What? You can pin in this match?

RW: Of course.

JC: No one told me that!

JL: You were too busy playing with yourself to listen.

JC: I have needs!

Evan gets to his feet and picks Kyle up. He tosses Kyle into the corner and runs after to land a dropkick on him. Kyle staggers out of the corner and falls face first on the mat. Evan starts to climb the cage again. However, Kyle is back up and is about to grab Evan, but Evan notices Kyle and jumps off to land a body splash upon Kyle. The force makes Evan roll over, which makes Kyle roll ontop of Evan for a cover.

Barge: 1! 2! KICKOUT!

The two wrestlers get up and quickly lock up. Kyle starts to overpower Evan and puts him into a powerbomb.

JC: That came out of nowhere!

Kyle picks Evan up and attempts to put him into the Blood Eagle! However, Evan wiggles out and waits for Kyle to turn around to kick him in the gut and quickly puts him into The End! He quickly covers!

Barge: 1! 2! 3!

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...EVAN CORBYN!

RW: Great match by both competitors, but Evan continues to climb his way to the top.

JC: I'd say he's nipping at the legs of world title contendership. Keep an eye on him, folks! He's going places.

JL: Yeah, like right into my fist if he messes with me again.

Winner: Evan Corbyn via pinfall


WHAT'S OLD IS NEW

The camera cuts to Amanda Summers backstage with Dirk Roman.

Summer: Hey guys, i'm here with one of the participants in tonight's big main event, Dirk Roman. Dirk, how do you feel about tonight's match?

Dirk: I have a bad feeling, of course that could be the canned unicorn meat I bought off the internet.

Summers: Canned...unicorn meat?

Dirk: Yeah, it had sparkles and tasted a lot like spam.

Summers: So, do you think you are going to win the title tonight?

Dirk: Nope.

Summers: Why is that?

Dirk: Because that's what I'm doing next week. Tonight I'm just going to tear Fahrenheit's mask off and shove it down his six foot throat. See this?

Dirk holds up the old Hardcore title.

Summers: Ewww, gross! It stinks!

Dirk: Shows what you know, this is an icon. A symbol of what this industry really means. this is what really matters honey, the world is dirty and broken, just like this title. Not shiny and tarted up like some cheap hussy, not like the Action Title. Not like the World Title. Someday you will all understand. Someday soon.

Dirk swings the title over his shoulder and heads to the ring entrance.

Summers: Well, back to you guys.


THE MAIN EVENT
DAWN LENORE ARTEMISK(c)
vs. ATAXIA vs. DIRK ROMAN vs. MIRANDA REIZEGER vs. FAHRENHEIT
(SFT World Heavyweight Championship Scramble Match)

The camera cuts to Robyn.

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!

The crowd bursts into joyous ovation as the most anticipated match of the show is minutes away.

Robyn: The following contest is a Championship Scramble Match, and it is for the SFT World Heavyweight Championship! The match starts with two participants, with a new participant added in every five minutes. Whoever gets a pinfall or submission will be declared the "current" World Heavyweight Champion. After twenty minutes, whoever gets the last fall will then be declared the official SFT World Heavyweight Champion!

"It's a sin." by the Petshop Boys begins to play as the arena turns a bright purple.

Dawn Lenore Artemisk

The StrikeTron flashes some of Dawn's most recent high impact moves. As she steps out from behind the curtain she gives glances left and right awkwardly, the mask of the scarlet lady concealing her face. She walks down the ramp with the World Title around her waist. The fans give her a mixed reaction, but the dark shirt wearing hardcore crowd cheer her.

Robyn: First making her way to the ring, from an undisclosed location and weighing in at 130 pounds, she is the SFT World Heavyweight Champion, "The Scarlet Lady"...DAWN LENORE ARTEMISK!

Dawn takes a drink from a bottle in her hand before throwing it at the ground. She slips through the ropes and climbs up the nearest turnbuckle. She leans against turnbuckle, grinning at the crowd as she unbuckles her belt and holds it up over her head while spitting fire at them. She hops down and hands her title to officials at ringside as her music fades.

RW: This is as big as it gets, ladies and gentlemen. Dawn is about to head into the biggest match of her career.

JL: Hell Randy, i'd say it's the biggest match all year! She has to fave four other hungry challengers, with two of them being members of her own team!

RW: Many are saying she has no chance of winning, but those same people also thought she would never be World Champion, and look at her now.

JC: All I see is a giant bulls eye that four other wrestlers are going to target tonight.

The lights go out. Mist fills the entrance way. "Monster X" by Werewolf Gangbang begins to play as Apollyon leads Fahrenheit out to the ring. Fahrenheit is wearing the SFT ACTION title around his waist, the way a champion should wear it.

Robyn: And her opponent, from an undisclosed location and weighing in at 257 pounds, he is the SFT Action Champion...FAHRENHEIT!

JC: Now HERE'S someone with a high chance of winning. This Fahrenheit guy is awesome! He took out Evan Corbyn and Jackson Steed with relative ease, and I see him walking away with the World Title here tonight!

RW: He may be gifted with strength and speed, but his lack of experience in comparison to the others may play a factor.

JL: And let's not forget the impending numbers game. If you don't think The Axis are going to team up on Fahrenheit during this match, you're crazy.

JC: He looks like he could take on all four wrestlers by himself. Consider me and my fellow Delights out there official members of team Fahrenheit!

Fahrenheit climbs up onto the apron and removes the belt. He hands the belt to Apollyon before stepping over the top rope and walking to the center of the ring. He stands, menacing, staring down at Dawn with his head tilted slightly to the side. Dawn stands her ground, but even she looks disturbed by the presence of Fahrenheit. As his music fades, the crowd starts cheering Dawn, preferring her over the unknown entity. Apollyon looks to the fans and yells at them to be quiet, but it only makes them louder.

JC: So...don't we need a referee? That's kind how these things work.

JL: I was lead to believe that we had a special guest referee for this match.

RW: Well SOMEBODY better come down here, or we're gonna have an unruly mob.

Robyn: And now, introducing your special guest referee for this match...

The crowd waits in high anticipation for who it could possibly be. Dawn looks towards the entrance, her interest also peaked. Soon an image appears on the StrikeTron and it's none other than Director Wilde.

Wilde: Hello, fans! I know you're all eager for this highly important match to get started, but I still had one thing left to address, and that's the identity of the special guest referee. Now I couldn't have just ANY referee officiate this match, oh no. I had to put it in the hands of someone who knows her share of controversy in the wrestling business.

JC: Did he just say "her"?

Wilde: It took quite a few phone calls, and I had to pay some favors along the way, but it was all worth it to bring her back to SFT. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your guest referee...

The screen fades and is replaced with the face of a familiar blue haired child of legends.

RW: NO WAY!

I'm a leader, i'm a winner,
and i'm cleaner.
'Cause i'm awesome.
I don't need you cause i'm neato and I beat you.
'Cause i'm awesome.
That's right!

"Because I'm Awesome" by the Dollyrots continues to play over the P.A. as the arena lights go down to black. The stage lights flash between blue and white, as the one and only Sara Pettis steps out from the back wearing a referee shirt. A spotlight hits her as she stands at the top of the ramp, before "blowing a kiss" into the sky. She starts to walk down the ramp, with the spotlight following her, slapping hands with fans on both sides.

JC: I don't believe this!

JL: I never thought we'd ever see her again!

RW: Ladies and gentlemen, Sara Pettis is BACK in SFT!

JC: And she looks twice as hot as when she left!

When Pettis gets to the bottom the arena lights come back up, as she climbs the stairs and enters the ring. Dawn's eyes widen with shock while Fahrenheit looks at Sara with little interest. Sara waves hello to Dawn before climbing a turnbuckle and blowing kisses to her long time fans.

"WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"

Sara steps down and looks at both Dawn and Fahrenheit. When she decides that both wrestler look ready, Pettis calls for the bell. It rings, and the match is official.

RW: And here we go!

JL: I'm still shocked about Sara, but there's no time to settle!

JC: Dawn's thinking the same thing.

The champ starts things off by attacking Fahrenheit with strong right hands to the face. Fahrenheit shrugs off these punches and simply shoves Dawn into a turnbuckle. Artemisk pushes herself off the turnbuckle and knocks Fahrenheit back with a couple more right hands, but a quick jab to the throat knocks the champ off her feet. Fahrenheit grabs Dawn and lifts her up. He then scoops her up and slams her down with ferocity. Dawn grabs the small of her back as she gets back up, and the Action Champ continue his assault by nailing her with a headbutt. Dawn falls to one knee, but Fahrenheit beings her right back up again. He whips Dawn into another turnbuckle, then charges forward and clotheslines her so hard that her feet lift off the ground. Fahrenheit looks over at Apollyon who claps with approval.

RW: And Fahrenheit is going to town on the champ.

JC: Just like I knew he would. It's like Apollyon has been saying, this guy is a machine and he won't stop until he wins.

JL: I've seen plenty of machines break down in the past.

Fahrenheit turns back to Dawn and pulls her up to her feet. He drags her over to the center of the ring and lifts her up for another slam, but Artemisk manages to wiggle herself behind Fahrenheit and apply a sleeper hold submission. Fahrenheit twists and turns, but the champ keeps a firm grasp on the hold. After awhile Fahrenheit's movements start to slow down and he falls to one knee. Apollyon screams for Fahrenheit to recover, but Dawn isn't looking to let go anytime soon. Pettis checks on Fahrenheit by raising his arm once. It drops.

JL: I think Apollyon's "machine" just went into sleep mode.

JC: That's NOT funny!

She raises the arm again, but this time it remains in the air. Fahrenheit starts to breathe harder, and soon he's back on his feet. He grabs Dawn by her head and snapmares her off of him. Fahrenheit looks down at the champ and stares through her mask. Fahrenheit grabs Dawn by the face, hoists her up, and then tosses her into the ropes. Without even giving her a chance to recover Fahrenheit runs at Dawn and boots her in the face sending her over the top and to the floor. The crowd boos as Fahrenheit's breathing starts to settle back down to normal.

RW: And now Fahrenheit is back in the dominating position as Dawn struggles to survive with her title.

Fahrenheit goes to the ropes and steps over them. As he heads outside Dawn slowly gets back to her feet. She turns around only for Fahrenheit to hit her with a solid right haymaker to the face. Dawn stumbles back. Fahrenheit grabs the champ by the back of her head and drags her over to the steps. Pettis doesn't bother to count them out, but she does yell at Fahrenheit to get Dawn back in the ring. Fahrenheit looks up at Pettis. The momentary distraction is enough for Dawn to land an elbow to Fahrenheit's ribs and follow it up by smashing his head into the steel steps over and over again. Artemisk sets Fahrenheit's head against the top step and climbs to the top. She proceeds to stomp her foot into his head before heading back into the ring. The Action Champ holds the side of his head and looks up at Dawn. It doesn't take long for Fahrenheit to recover, grab the ropes, and step back over them. Dawn meets him at the ropes though and she starts wailing on him with rights and lefts. Most of the blows seem ineffective, but they do manage to keep him stunned momentarily. It's long enough for Artemisk to whip Fahrenheit into the ropes. On the rebound Dawn runs and connects with a flying forearm, but Fahrenheit remains standing. Dawn gets to her feet quickly and, with help from Fahrenheit's falling momentum, is able to grab him and drop him with a back suplex.

RW: And Dawn continues to surprise everyone!

JL: I didn't think she had it in her after everything Fahrenheit did.

JC: ....

RW: Something wrong, John?

JC: Humph.

Dawn and Fahrenheit remain on the ground for a few seconds, and pretty soon a countdown timer shows up on screen. The fans start to count down along with the timer.

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

BZZZT!

"Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails blasts from the speakers as the lights flash a devilishly good looking purple. Dirk sprints down to the ring without giving any time to blow kisses at the crowd. He removes his coat with a flourish and slides under the ropes.

RW: And here comes Dirk!

JL: Dawn must be feeling happy about this. Now she has an ally to fight off Fahrenheit.

JC: Does she? Or perhaps Dirk will finished off what Fahrenheit started.

JL: Don't be ridiculous. Dirk would never do that to his best friend and mentor.

JC: This is for the World Title, Johnny. Friendship isn't a factor.

RW: I hate to say it, but John as a point. Who can Dawn trust in this match?

Dirk goes over to Dawn and helps her up. Artemisk, now realizing that Dirk is with her, sighs with relief and points out the recovering Fahrenheit. Dirk nods and the two make their way over to the monster. They lift him up, but Fahrenheit suddenly springs to life and grabs both Dawn and Dirk by the neck with each hand. He goes for a double chokeslam, but Dawn and Dirk are on the same page as they kick him in the stomach and are able to connect with a double suplex. Dirk and Dawn gets back up and high five each other before getting Fahrenheit back up. They proceed to chop Fahrenheit in the chest over and over and over again, the crowd yelling "wooo!" with every chop. They then whip Fahrenheit into the ropes, and on the return they knock him down with a double clothesline.

JC: This isn't fair! It's supposed to be every man for himself, not a handicap match!

JL: John, like I said earlier, this was The Axis' M.O. from the beginning. Everyone knew it was going to happen like this.

JC: That still doesn't make it right.

Dawn looks over at Apollyon and taunts him. Suddenly, Dirk grabs Dawn from behind and rolls her up into a pin.

Pettis: 1...2...

Dawn kicks out. Artemisk stands up and looks at Dirk in shock. Roman holds his hands up in defense and then shrugs his shoulders as if to say "I had to give it a shot".

RW: Well THAT was interesting.

JC: HA! So much for teamwork!

JL: I guess Dirk wanted to give it a shot.

JC: He finally does something smart for once.

Dawn is about to argue with Dirk when Fahrenheit soon makes his way back up. He charges at the two of them, but they both side step and Fahrenheit goes crashing into a turnbuckle. He stumbles back allowing Dawn and Dirk to grab Fahrenheit and hit a double atomic drop. Fahrenheit falls into the ropes where Dawn and Dirk proceed to clothesline him out of the ring at the same time. Dirk celebrates by blowing a kiss at his fallen foe, but suddenly Dawn grabs Dirk from behind and rolls him up into a pin.

Pettis: 1...2...

Dirk kicks out. Roman gets to his feet and looks equally shocked at Dawn. The two stare eye to eye.

RW: What's good for the goose...

JL: Is NOT good for The Axis!

JC: I hope they beat the crap out of each other!

Dirk mutters something to Dawn, and Dawn nods. Fahrenheit is being helped up by Apollyon on the outside. Once the big man is back on his feet, both Dirk and Dawn run the ropes at the same time, leap over the top and land suicide dives on both Fahrenheit and Apollyon!

RW: WOAH!

JL: What elevation!

Dirk, Dawn, Fahrenheit and Apollyon are all out on the floor as the fans start chanting.

"THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Pettis simply watches from inside the ring as all four individuals start getting back up. Dirk is up first, and Fahrenheit joins him. Dirk gets back under the ring while Fahrenheit climbs up and over the ropes. Dirk quickly nails Fahrenheit in the gut and sets him up for a suplex, but Fahrenheit drives an elbow into Dirk's temple causing him to release the hold. Roman turns back around and gets a boot to the face. Fahrenheit then lifts Dirk up, grabs him by the neck with both hands and drops him with a double chokeslam. Fahrenheit lifts Roman up once more and this time drops him with a double underhook spiral DDT. He rolls Dirk over and makes the cover.

Pettis: 1...2...3!

Fahrenheit stands up and raises an arm up while the fans boo him tremendously.

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, your current champion...FAHRENHEIT!

RW: And Fahrenheit scores a pinfall making him the official World Champion at the moment.

JL: But remember, the match isn't over yet. Now Fahrenheit is the target, and he has to survive for the remainder of the time limit.

JC: I knew he could do it! I knew he couldn't be stopped! TEAM FAHRENHEIT RULES!

RW: Good lord...

Apollyon is up just in time to hear the good news. He climbs up on the ring apron and claps for Fahrenheit, but Pettis tells Apollyon to get off the ropes. Fahrenheit goes over to Pettis and gets in her face for talking back to Apollyon. Pettis shakes her head and warns Fahrenheit about touching her, even going so far as to poke him in the chest. Apollyon suddenly grabs Pettis by the neck and squeezes tightly.

RW: HEY! He can't do that!

JC: She wanted to come back, well here's her welcoming present!

Pettis puts her referee duties aside for the moment and kicks Fahrenheit in the groin. Fahrenheit lets go and turns to face Apollyon, only instead he gets Dawn Lenore Artemisk leaping from the top turnbuckle and hitting him with a diving hurricarana into a hooked pin. Pettis makes the count.

Pettis: 1...2...3!

Dawn gets up and the fans celebrate as Dawn recovers her gold.

Robyn: Now your current champion as a result of a pinfall...DAWN LENORE ARTEMISK!

JC: NO! NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

JL: I don't know what you're talking about, John. You don't put your hands on a referee, especially when that referee is Sara Pettis! Fahrenheit paid the price.

RW: Just as quickly as it came, Fahrenheit's title reign comes to an end, and Dawn is the champion once again.

JC: For now, Randy...for now.

Dawn, now back up, goes over to Dirk and helps him in the same way he helped her earlier. As the two start talking about what to do next, the countdown timer starts up once more.

RW: And here comes another participants.

JL: It's either Ataxia or Miranda.

RW: This will either help or hinder Dawn and Dirk. Which will it be?

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

BZZZT!

"Remember The Name" by Fort Minor plays as Miranda walks lazily from the curtain down the rampway, not bothering to regard anyone in the audience or much of anything else.

RW: And it's Miranda Reizeger!

JL: Ouch. Guess they'll have to wait five more minutes for Ataxia.

JC: If they can even SURVIVE five more minutes.

Miranda stands at the bottom of the ramp while Dawn and Dirk turn to face her. Dirk looks ready to rip her apart, but Miranda decides to walk around the ring instead of running into a handicap. Fahrenheit is back up by this point, and he doesn't hesitate to go right for Dawn with a kick to the midsection followed by a knee to the face. Dirk goes to help out Fahrenheit, but Miranda slides into the ring and intercepts Dirk with a tackle followed by a volley of punches to the face. Dirk rolls himself on top of Miranda and now he's the one throwing punches at her. While Dirk and Miranda go back and forth, Dawn and Fahrenheit wind up fighting in one corner of the ring. Fahrenheit goes to grab Dawn, but the champ is able to slip a thumb into Fahrenheit's eye. Blinded, the Action Champion shields his face with his hand giving Dawn the opportunity to climb to the top of the turnbuckle. Artemisk leaps in the air looking for a cross body, but Fahrenheit is able to catch Dawn with relative ease and drop her with a Fall Away slam. He makes a pin attempt.

Pettis: 1...2...

Dawn kicks out. Miranda pushes Dirk off of her and the two make it back on their feet. Miranda goes for a kick to the head, but Dirk ducks it, grabs Miranda from behind and connects with a german suplex pin. Pettis turns and makes the count.

Pettis: 1...2...

Miranda kicks out. Fahrenheit lifts up Dawn, whips her into the ropes, and elevates her with a back body drop. Dirk lifts up Miranda, but The Blue Vixen alters his plans by raking him in the eyes and knocking him down with a spinning heel kick. Miranda steps back to admire her work, but she takes one step too many and bumps into Fahrenheit. The monster turns around, glares at Miranda, and grabs her by the neck this time.

RW: Is it just me, or does Fahrenheit not enjoy the company of women?

JC: He's a complicated person, Randy!

JL: I thought he was a machine.

JC: HE'S BOTH!

JL: Ooook...

Miranda saves herself by using her free hand to deliver a fierce uppercut to Fahrenheit followed by another, and another, and a fourth one that knocks him into the ropes. Miranda goes for a high kick, but Fahrenheit blocks the kick and jabs her in the throat. Reizeger clutches her throat and turns around only to be caught by a revived Dawn with the Kempasoma! Miranda steps back into the awaiting arms of Fahrenheit who drops her with a full nelson slam. Fahrenheit and Dawn look at once another.

RW: I did not expect those two to team together.

JL: I don't think they meant to, it just happened to work out that way.

JC: Fahrenheit did most of the work anyway.

Roman is now back up, and he and Dawn look back at Fahrenheit. Like a bull charging towards a matador, Fahrenheit steamrolls himself towards Dawn and Dirk. He shoulder tackles Dawn to the ground, then grabs Dirk by the neck and tosses him across the ring. Fahrenheit goes over to Dawn and lifts her up. He drapes her over his shoulder and goes for a Samoan drop, but Dawn manages to drop down behind Fahrenheit, grab his neck and land an inverted DDT. Once back on her feet, Dawn makes her way to the top turnbuckle. She perches and patiently awaits her opponent. Fahrenheit gets up, Dawn leaps and she finally lands the cross body from before. Artemisk gets up and gestures for Fahrenheit to do the same. When he does, Dawn lifts her leg and connects with Suteki Da Ne.

JL: Yikes! Right in the crown jewels.

RW: Sympathy pains all around.

JC: She should be disqualified and Fahrenheit should be champion again!

JL: He still doesn't get this match, does he?

RW: Not even a little bit.

Fahrenheit falls to his knees and rolls out of the ring to collect himself. Dawn doesn't wait on that as she runs and hits Fahrenheit with a baseball slide. Dawn goes out of the ring while Dirk and Miranda get back to their feet. Reizeger spots Roman and walks over to him. She catches him off guard with a mule kick and then combines that with a neckbreaker. She goes for the pin.

Pettis: 1...2...

Dirk kicks out. Miranda grabs Dirk and carries him over to a turnbuckle. Reizeger climbs up, wrap an arm around his neck and goes for a tornado DDT, but Roman manages to push Miranda off of him. Reizeger lands on her feet and goes for a clothesline, but Dirk ducks it, grabs Miranda's shoulders and drops her into a sliding pin. Roman puts his feet on the ropes for leverage as Pettis counts.

Pettis: 1...2...3!

Roman moves quickly and slides out of the ring before Miranda can even comprehend what just happened. When she hears the announcement, she bangs on the mat in frustration.

Robyn: Now your current champion as a result of a pinfall...DIRK ROMAN!

RW: Dirk wins the gold!

JC: Uh, no. No he does not. He's only keeping it warm for Fahrenheit, the TRUE champion.

JL: We've got about a minute left until Ataxia shows up, so it's a good thing that title's in Axis territory.

Dawn interrupts her fight with Fahrenheit to look over at Dirk and give him a thumbs up over pinning Miranda. Roman returns the thumbs up, but soon Fahrenheit and Miranda are back on the attack of their respective opponents. Dawn drags Fahrenheit over to the commentary table after whipping him into the barricade while Dirk does the same to Miranda after having her head collide with a turnbuckle post. Dawn and Dirk meet each other at the middle of the table. Looking at one another, they smirk and hand off their opponents to one another. Dirk now has Fahrenheit while Dawn has Miranda.

RW: Did...did they just exchange opponents?

JL: 'Tis the giving season, Randy.

JC: I don't give a damn. Those two need to be stopped!

And stopped they are. Right away things go haywire as Fahrenheit uses his strength to overpower Dirk and drive his back into the commentary table.

JL: WOAH!

JC: Tony Danza in the house.

RW: I think we should step away guys.

Meanwhile, Miranda sucker punches Dawn right in the jaw which takes her down with relative ease. Reizeger grabs Dawn and shoves her back into the ring. Fahrenheit, meanwhile, grabs Dirk by the neck and signals for a chokeslam. Seconds later, Fahrenheit lifts Dirk up high and drops him with a chokeslam that goes through the commentary table!

JL: HOLY SH*T!

JC: THIS IS AWFUL!

RW: You hit the nail on the head, John. Dirk's not getting back up after that one.

JC: What? No, not him. My water bottle spilled! OH THE HUMANITY!

JL: Can I hit him?

RW: Not while the cameras are looking.

The fans start chanting Legend's quote.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

As Dirk lies motionless, Fahrenheit stops to catch his breath. Miranda rolls Dawn into the ring and tries a quick pin.

Pettis: 1...2...

Dawn kicks out. Suddenly the timer starts up.

RW: This is it. Last member of the match coming up.

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

BZZZT!

“Die! Die! Die, my darling. Don’t utter a single word...”

As the Metallica song comes over the PA the fans wait to see Ataxia come out from the entrance. The song continues to play, but there's no sign of Ataxia.

RW: Is he coming out?

JL: I don't see him.

JC: I bet he chickened out.

RW: That doesn't sound right.

JL: Well he did say that he didn't want the title. Maybe he decided to not participate.

RW: That still doesn't sound right. I mean-

Suddenly, the fans go wild as a familiar figure appears from within the crowd holding a steel chair. Sure enough, the camera catch Ataxia hopping over the barricade. He runs right up to Fahrenheit and cracks him in the back of the head with the chair. Fahrenheit falls to the ground and Ataxia continues to pummel him with the chair until it's visibly bent. Ataxia stands over Fahrenheit and raises the chair over his head.

JL: Now THAT'S how you make an arrival.

JC: NO! Fahrenheit! Somebody help him!

Apollyon tries to go to Fahrenheit, but Ataxia gives him a glare and it's enough to keep him away. Miranda, not noticing Ataxia, continues to work on Dawn with kidney punches and uppercuts against the turnbuckle. Miranda then climbs on top of Dawn and starts a ten count of punches. Ataxia slides into the ring and gives Miranda a small dosage of revenge by hitting her in the back with the chair. Miranda falls off of Dawn and leans against the ropes, her back on fire with pain.

RW: I guess you could say that's payback for what Miranda did two weeks ago.

JC: Doesn't he know that two wrongs don't make a right?

JL: In Ataxia's mind, there's not such thing as right.

Sara Pettis decides to get involved once more by pulling Ataxia to her and telling him to get rid of the chair. Ataxia looks pretty angry with Pettis, and he raises the chair up over his head...only to hand it to her. Ataxia laughs at Pettis who takes the chair and tosses it out of the ring.

RW: Well now Ms. Pettis gets to see just how bizarre Ataxia really is.

Ataxia goes to Dawn and helps her out of the corner. He then whispers something to her before stepping back and falling to the mat. Dawn doesn't hesitate to jump on Ataxia. Pettis, not sure of what's going on, makes the count.

JL: Uhh...what?

Pettis: 1...2...3!

Dawn and Ataxia get up at the same time. Ataxia pats Dawn on the back and raises her arm in the air.

Robyn: Now your current champion as a result of a pinfall...DAWN LENORE ARTEMISK!

RW: Ataxia just gave Dawn her title back!

JL: Now I get it. Ataxia doesn't want the title, so he's giving it back to Dawn so it stay in the Axis.

JC: This is ridiculous! That can't happen, can it?!

RW: It just did, and with only five minutes left in the match and Ataxia by her side, it looks like Dawn's walking out with the title.

Ataxia says something else to Dawn, and the champ nods in agreement. Dawn walks over to one corner of the ring and sits down to have a rest while Ataxia goes after Miranda.

JL: And now it looks like Ataxia will be fighting for Dawn.

Ataxia grabs Miranda and whips her into the ropes. On the way back Ataxia connects with a running knee to the stomach. Miranda tries to get back up quickly, but she receives a shining wizard for her troubles. Ataxia stands over Miranda and smacks her in the face a couple times before running the ropes and landing a springboard moonsault. Ataxia cracks his neck and grins as Miranda gasps for breath. Ataxia looks over at the fans and taunts the hardcore Miranda fans close by, even going so far as to blow his snot at them. Ataxia walks over to Miranda and applies a dragon sleeper submission. Pettis asks Miranda if she gives up, but Ataxia waves off Sara and tells her not to check. It doesn't matter though, as Miranda doesn't look ready to tap. In fact, she looks ready to break out of the hold. Ataxia keeps it on for as long as he can, but Miranda is able to fight it off long enough to spin herself around and shove Ataxia into the nearest turnbuckle. Ataxia lets go and Miranda proceeds to shoulder tackle Ataxia over and over again. Dawn, noticing Ataxia in danger, runs over to help, but Miranda sees him in time and steps aside causing Dawn to be smashed into Ataxia. Miranda steps back, runs and clotheslines both Dawn and Ataxia. Artemisk collapses on the mat while Ataxia stumbles forward. Miranda wraps an arm around Ataxia's head, runs up the turnbuckle and hits a tornado DDT. Miranda covers Ataxia.

Pettis: 1...2...

Ataxia kicks out. Reizeger picks up Ataxia and knocks him back with elbow strikes to the face followed by a leg sweep to knock him back down. Miranda pulls Ataxia to the center of the ring, grabs his leg and applies a half crab submission. Ataxia squirms his way to the ropes, but Miranda fights to keep him as far away from the ropes as possible. He inches himself closer and closer, the pain getting excruciating. Eventually he does manage to grab the bottom rope and Pettis yells at Miranda to break the hold. Reizeger refuses, and Pettis gets a bit more forceful with making her let go by pulling her off of Ataxia. Miranda gets up and goes nose to nose with Ataxia.

JL: Pettis is not making many friends tonight.

JC: Well she's butting in on everyone!

RW: Butting in? She's the referee! That's her job.

JC: She's getting too involved, even for a referee. You saw what she did to Fahrenheit earlier, and now this!

Pettis and Miranda have a war of words while Ataxia uses the ropes to get to his feet. Miranda soon realizes this and goes after Ataxia with a clothesline, but Ataxia ducks and back body drops Miranda on the apron. Reizeger waits for Ataxia to turn around before grabbing his head and dropping his jaw on the top rope. Ataxia falls to the mat while Miranda climbs up the nearest turnbuckle. She waits for Ataxia to get to his feet. When he does Miranda leaps off and hits a missile dropkick. She goes for the pin.

Pettis: 1...2...

But a returning Dawn is able to grab Miranda's foot and pull her off of Ataxia. Miranda gets up, and now she and Dawn start brawling while Ataxia recovers.

JL: It's like every time an Axis member is down, another one is up to fight.

RW: That's the power of the numbers game, and we've seen it plenty of times throughout this match. With mere minutes to go, Miranda needs to come up with a way to keep all the Axis members down.

Dawn goes to kick Miranda, but Reizeger is able to catch it. The champ quickly changes it up to an enzuigiri kick that knocks Miranda to one knee. Right away Dawn gets behind Miranda and applies a double armed sleeper hold. Reizeger reaches for the ropes right away and Pettis yells at Dawn to let go. Unlike Miranda, Dawn listens to Pettis and releases the hold. Dawn goes for her next move when suddenly, Fahrenheit appears on the apron, grabs Dawn by the hair and tosses her over the top rope along with him.

RW: And Fahrenheit's back!

JC: YES! It's not over until it's over!

Fahrenheit and Dawn fight near the barricade while Ataxia gets to his feet. He notices Miranda getting up and goes over to her, but Reizeger sees him coming and sends him down with a Lou Thez press followed by a barrage of punches, each one harder than the last. Miranda stops after her arm gets tired, and Ataxia can be heard laughing much like he did the last time he was getting pummeled by Miranda.

JC: The guy's a sick freak, Randy.

JL: Nobody should be enjoying Miranda's punches.

RW: Miranda can't afford to stop now though. She needs to take advantage of the situation.

Miranda gets off of Ataxia and walks over to the ropes. She bends her knees and waits for Ataxia to get up. When he does, Miranda runs and goes for a bicycle kick to face, but Ataxia ducks it, grabs Miranda from behind and drops her with a German suplex. He gets her back up and drops another German. He gets up once more and gets in a third German. Following that, Ataxia lifts up Miranda and goes for the death valley driver, but Miranda is able to land an elbow to Ataxia's face, then drop down and lock him in a guillotine choke. Pettis checks on Ataxia to see if he gives up, but Ataxia isn't the kind of person to simply say he quits. But after a few seconds of being in the hold, the thought seems to be tempting as Ataxia raises a shaking arm in the air.

RW: Ataxia could tap right here!

JL: I'll believe it when I see it.

Ataxia looks ready to tap when from out of nowhere Dirk Roman appears and stomps on Miranda's head which causes her to release the hold.

JC: What the-Dirk Roman? I thought he was out of it.

RW: I was so focused on the match, I didn't even notice him enter the ring.

Roman grabs Miranda and drops her in the center of the ring with a scoop slam. The crowd looks hyped up as Dirk sets things up for a familiar elbow. Sure enough, Dirk runs the ropes from one end to the other before dropping an elbow on Miranda's sternum. Roman looks to the fans, sticks his hand in his tights and pulls out a handful of glitter.

RW: Dirk's going for it right here!

Roman waits for Miranda to get up and face him. When she does, Dirk throws the glitter in her direction, but Reizeger ducks it and the glitter winds up hitting Ataxia. It gets into the eye holes of his mask causing him to be blinded. Dirk covers his mouth in shock and goes to Ataxia to help. Miranda uses this to her advantage by grabbing Dirk and tossing him shoulder first into Ataxia. With Roman down, Miranda is free to hit Ataxia with a clothesline that knocks him over the top rope and to the floor.

RW: Talk about miscommunication!

JL: Worst time for that to occur. There's less than a minute left on the clock!

Sure enough, the timer appears to show fans that the match is near its end. Meanwhile, Fahrenheit slides Dawn back in the ring and steps over the ropes. Dirk, seeing that Dawn needs his help, makes his way over to Fahrenheit and knocks him back with a hard right. Fahrenheit grabs Dirk by the neck and pushes him over the ropes, but Dirk grabs Fahrenheit and pulls him out of the ring as well.

RW: Ataxia, Dirk, and Fahrenheit are all out of the ring!

JL: That just leaves Miranda and Dawn with seconds remaining!

Miranda and Dawn turn to one another, and the crowd is going crazy. Miranda, not able to waste any more time, lunges forward at Dawn, but the champ ducks Miranda's advances, springboards off the ropes and connects with a double knee facebreaker. Miranda is down and out, and Dawn looks ready to end it as the clock reaches twenty seconds. Artemisk makes her way to the top of a turnbuckle with her back to Miranda. Dawn leaps off and goes for her finishing moonsault, but Miranda is able to lift her knees and drive them into Dawn. Artemisk clutches her chest and rolls into a ball while Miranda gets to her feet.

RW: She can't make the time, can she?

JL: Dawn needs to get out of there.

Miranda forces Dawn up to her feet, runs the ropes and goes for that bicycle kick, but Dawn ducks it and grabs Miranda for the sleeper.

10!

9!

Reizeger runs backwards and rams Dawn into the turnbuckle. She then pulls him out of the corner and runs the ropes.

8!

7!

6!

5!

Miranda runs the ropes and finally lands the bicycle kick!

RW: She hits it!

JL: Take Care, Asshole! Take Care, Asshole!

JC: Can it be?!

4!

3!

Miranda collapses on top of Dawn and hooks the leg.

Pettis: 1...2...

2!

1!

Ataxia slides in the ring to try and break the count.

...3!

Miranda gets the three count right as Ataxia falls on top of her.

BZZZT!

RW: Did she do it?

JL: I don't know. It's too hard to tell.

Pettis analyzes the situation, and soon comes to an agreement. She helps Miranda up and raises her arm. "Remember The Name" starts playing as the fans go crazy!

RW: YES! She did it! Miranda Reizeger wins!

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and NEW SFT World Heavyweight Champion...MIRANDA REIZEGER!

Reizeger pulls away from Pettis and takes a moment to catch her breath.

RW: Well I'll be damned. Miranda overcame the odds and survived The Axis.

JL: It was close, very very close, but Miranda was just a fraction of a second ahead of Ataxia, but sometimes that's all that matters.

JC: More importantly, this means that The Axis no longer have The World Title! WOOHOO!

RW: I thought you'd be upset that Fahrenheit didn't win. Pettis takes the World Title from the timekeeper and holds it out for Miranda to take. Reizeger looks at the belt, rolls her eyes and snatches it out of Pettis' hands. Ataxia pulls at his hair in frustration while Dawn is still laid out. Miranda looks at Ataxia, holds up the title belt in front of him, and walks out of the ring.

RW: And Miranda sends a message to not only Ataxia, but The Axis as well.

JL: She's back on top, and who can possibly knock her down?

Winner: Miranda Reizeger via pinfall


OUTRO

RW: Boy, so much happened that I can't even think straight.

JC: You never could think straight, Randy.

JL: But he's right. We have a new champion, numerous returns, and even more questions than answers.

RW: I still can't believe that Mad Dogg is back!

JL: And Sara Pettis!

JC: My Delights are blowing up on Twitter as we speak!

RW: Folks, this is all the time we have. Our next show will be on December eighth. See ya then!

JL: Later!

JC: Peace out, Delights!

JL: Can I hit him now?

RW: Sure.