Strike Fantasy Towers When Hell Freezes Over™ With Mad Dogg, Steve, Phil, John Cartwright and Randy White December 30, 2001 Sunday Night 8:00pm Live From: Compaq Center, Houston, Texas

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER OPENING
Opening pyros fire off in every direction around the custom When Hell Freezes Over stage setup. Fans go wild and wave their thousands of signs all over the place. Everyone is extremely excited as the December PPV hits the air. The camera quickly shows a few celebrities in the crowd, along with some friends of SFT. Including Dave Steel who is wearing a Santa hat, Jessica "The Fox in a Box", John John Earle, Scott Static, Twiztid, and Jimmy "The Gem" Johnson along with some of his crew. The camera then cuts to the announce tables as the show opens.

Mad Dogg: Hello everyone and welcome to When Hell Freezes Over!

Steve: Glad you all are tuning it at home to watch.

Phil: We have a huge line up for you tonight so be prepared to be amazed!

Mad Dogg: All titles are on the line, and in some matches, more than a title!

Steve: That's right because in the main event, British Badd Ass takes on Legion in a match that certainly isn't about titles. It's about life and death.

Phil: Not only do we have that match scheduled, but The Superior One will put his XCW title up for grabs against Ian Wynn and Evan Corbyn!

Mad Dogg: That'll be a great match, but can it compare to ICON, DVD, and Tony Barrera all inside a triple stacked cage?

Steve: I guess we'll have to wait and see!

Phil: Let's go to the first match where Rachel defends her Women's title.

MATCH NUMBER ONE
Orange Blossum vs. Caroline B. Cooney vs. Rachel
Triple Threat Women's Title Match

The three women make their way to the ring quickly and the referee calls for the bell to get this women's championship match started. Orange Blossom goes over and smacks Rachel. Rachel fires back with a Slap of her own. The two then stare down while Caroline B. Cooney bounces of the ropes and takes both of the other females down with a huge Double Drop-kick. Caroline then picks Orange Blossom up. She hooks her up for a suplex, and attempts to lift blossom, but Blossom blocks, then slams Cooney down with a suplex of her own. Rachel gets to her feet and charges at blossom, only to be on the receiving end of a massive powerslam from Orange Blossom.

Phil: Orange Blossom is dominating this match!!

Steve: She sure is, but will she walk out of this match with the SFT Women's championship?

Blossom tries a pin...1...2...Caroline Cooney breaks it up. Cooney then bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on Orange Blossom....and again...and one more time..But Blossom rolls out of the way. Rachel then runs up behind Orange Blossom and sends her face-first into the mat with a textbook Bulldog. She then picks Caroline B. Cooney up and throws her to the ropes. She bends over for a back body drop, but Caroline Cooney delivers a sharp kick to the chest of Rachel. The then throws Rachel to the ropes but Rachel jumps up onto the second rope, and flies off with a springboard Moonsault press on Caroline Cooney....she hooks her leg for the pin...1...2... Orange blossom comes to the rescue with an elbow drop to the back of Rachel's head. She then jumps on Caroline Cooney for the pin...1...2..kickout! In her frustration, she throws Cooney back down and tries the pin again....1...2...Rachel makes the save with a kick to the head of Orange Blossom.

Mad Dogg: These women are giving it their very best

Phil: What an Exciting Match!!

Rachel picks up Orange blossom and puts her in between her legs....she lifts Blossom up, as if for a powerbomb, but blossom reverses and takes Rachel down with a Hurricanrana. Blossom then gets to her feet, only to get speared by Caroline B. Cooney. Cooney then begins to pummel Orange Blossom. She gets off Blossom and then picks her up. Cooney throws her to the corner.....and a then places her on the top rope. She then climbs to the top and seems to attempt a move, but Rachel Drop-kicks her in the back, sending both Orange blossom and Caroline Cooney, crashing down to the floor outside.... Rachel herself collapses as well. The referee starts to count them out....1....2....

Phil: Could this be it?

...3...4.....5.....6.....7....8.....9...10!!!! The ref gives Rachel her belt, and then hold her hand up in the air!!!

Steve: Well, looks like Rachel retains....

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Triple Count out! Rachel retains the title!

MATCH NUMBER TWO
Immortal Outlawz vs. The Dead Pac
Stable Cup Match

Steve: Well the first match of tonight was a blow.

Phil: No doubt Steve.

Mad Dogg: It had to happen sometime....

Steve: What had to happen sometime?

Mad Dogg: You and I fully agree on something.

Phil: Mark the history books of the SFT. December 30, 2001... Mad Dogg and Steve finally agree on something.

All three guys laugh as Immortal Outlawz theme music, which happens to be same music of former SFW Owner and leader of the Immortal Outlawz James Flame, begins to play.

Candy Peaks: And coming down to the ring at this time, represented by Switchblade, Triple X, and Your Local Drunk... They are the current Strike Fantasy Towers Stable Cup champions... The Immortal Outlawz.

The Immortal Outlawz all enter the ring at the same time. Triple X is carrying the cup. Switchblade and Your Local Drunk are without there title belts. They set the cup down just as Wait and Bleed by Slipknot starts.

Candy Peaks: And the challengers.... Being represented by Incubus, Torment, and Evan Corbyn.... They are the Dead Pac.

Incubus, Torment, and Evan Corbyn all make there way down the ramp. They roll into the ring and the brawl begins.

Steve: The Dead Pac starting things off quickly.

Mad Dogg: I heard that there is going to be a new Outlaw tonight. I don't know how true that is, but that's what my informers have told me.

Phil: Who are your informers?

Mad Dogg: That is a secret Phil. I can't let everyone know who my informers are.

Phil: Come on Dogg, tell us.

Steve: Please.

Mad Dogg: Ok, come in close.

As they get in close, the Dead Pac have taken control of the Immortal Outlawz. Steve and Phil go in close with Mad Dogg. As Mad Dogg is about to tell them, he hits them both with two uppercuts and then laughs. Torment is in the ring with Your Local Drunk. Torment sends Your Local Drunk off the ropes. Torment catches YLD with a kick to the gut. Torment bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee lift. YLD goes down and Torment goes for the cover. ....1 ........2 ....Kick Out!!

Mad Dogg: Your Local Drunk kicks out.

Steve: Dead Pac for Life!

Phil: WHAT?!?!

Steve: Dead Pac rules!!

Phil: WHAT?!?!

Mad Dogg: You two are morons. I am really glad this is only for the Pay Per View.

In the ring, Torment picks Your Local Drunk up and slams him down hard. Torment bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on YLD. From the crowd comes Mark Brown. Mark Brown grabs Incubus and tosses him into the crowd. Disturbed shows up as well and takes Evan Corbyn off the apron. Disturbed tosses Corbyn into the announcers table. Disturbed hits Corbyn with a chair. Switchblade and Triple X all get in the ring. They beat on Torment. YLD tells them to leave. And they do as he says. YLD kicks the shit out of Torment. YLD picks up Torment and hits a Darksider. YLD goes to the top rope. YLD sets up and flies off with a Hangover. YLD covers and that's the match.

Steve: Decent match.

Phil: Immortal Outlawz win another one.

Mad Dogg: Those are some tough guys.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL STABLE CUP CHAMPIONS: The Immortal Outlawz via pinfall!!!

MATCH NUMBER THREE
Violator vs. Apocalypse vs. Doom
Triple Threat Television Title Match

Steve: That was a good match.

Phil: Now let's get onto this next match.

Steve: This next match is for the Television Title and it features three exceptional athletes.

Mad Dogg: These guys suck, I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel and a coke.

Steve: If you say so.

Phil: I happen to think these guys are good, but whatever.

Dig by Mudvayne hits the speakers and Apocalypse appears from the curtain. He is greated with a mixed reaction from the crowd and makes his way to the ring.

Phil: Apoc has a look of determination on his face. He is ready for this match.

Steve: That he does!

Steve is suddenly cut off by Violator's music. He appears from the back and comes running down the ramp and storms into the ring. He starts to lay a flurry of rights and lefts on Apoc knocking him to the ground.

Phil: Violator is coming out here like a man on fire and is taking advantage of the situation.

Steve: He's not even waiting for Doom to get here.

Phil: And if Doom doesn't get here quick, then he might loose his title without even fighting.

Violator grabs Apoc by the hair and brings him to his feet only to have him knocked down by a hard right. Violator pins Apoc only getting a two count. Violator picks up Apoc and attempts to whip him off the ropes but Apoc reverses it. As Violator comes back, Apoc hits a monstrous clothesline on Violator. Apoc picks up Violator and has him setup for the Creative Thinking until Am I Evil by Metallica plays and Doom comes charging down the ramp. Apoc then drops Violator and attacks Doom as soon as he enters the ring. Apoc has Doom setup for a powerbomb until he his hit from behind by Violator knocking Apoc down and sending Doom crashing to the outside.

Steve: If it wasn't for Doom's late entrance, we would've had a new TV Champ.

Phil: It's better late then never Steve.

Violator picks up Apoc and plants a DDT on him. Violator goes for a pin, but is pulled outside by Doom. Doom then grabs Violator and whips him into the steel steps. Doom goes over towards Violator and starts to kick him in the gut. Doom starts to show boat for the crowd, but he is suddenly speared into the steel barriers by Apoc.

Steve: Doom and Violator are in a bad way. If those two don't do something, Apoc is going to have a field day.

Violator slowly starts to get up while Apoc is busy with Doom. Violator stands on top of the steel barriers in position to drop kick Apoc. Violator jumps off and as Apoc turns around he is met with the boots of Violator.

Phil: Ouch, that's going to hurt in the morning.

Steve: Apoc is bleeding. It looks like he might've broke his nose.

Apoc is down on the ground holding his face in pain. Violator then grabs Doom and rolls him back into the ring. Violator grabs Doom and whips him off the ropes. As Doom comes back, Violator hits a tornado DDT on Doom. Violator goes for the pin getting a very close two count. Violator picks up Doom, but Doom grabs Violator by the legs and trips him up. Doom then grabs Violator's left leg and applies a leg lock. Violator is screaming in pain as Doom tightens the hold. Violator tries to shake Doom off but it does no good. Doom then releases the hold on Violator.

Phil: Why did he release the hold?

Steve: Doom had the match one right there.

Phil: What an idiot!

Doom picks up Violator and brings him to the corner. Doom then puts Violator on the top rope. Doom tries to superplex Violator but he doesn't budge. Apoc is starting to get up outside the ring with blood all over his face. He is wobbling around the outside. Violator then pushes down off the top rope and Doom goes crashing into the mat. Violator is then pushed off the top rope by Apoc and is sent crashing on top of Doom. Violator holds his stomach and rolls out of the ring. Inside the ring, Apoc lifts Doom up and nails the Creative Thinking.

Steve: This could be it folks.

Phil: We could have a new TV champ.

Steve: Hmmmm. The line at the concession stand must be long, Dogg's been gone awhile.

Apoc hooks the leg of of Doom and the ref counts 1....2.....3...no! The count is broken up at the last moment by Violator. Violator grabs Apoc and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Doom is slowly getting up, but Violator hits a bull dog on him from behind. Violator goes for the pin getting a 2 count.

Phil: I can't believe this match is still going on. Apoc had it in the bag until Violator broke the pin.

Steve: That just goes to show you what kind of heart this kid has.

Apoc is now up and back into the mix of things. Apoc and Violator start slugging it out inside the ring exchanging blows. Apoc then hits a devastating blow on Violator knocking him outside the ring. As Apoc turns around Doom throws a right hand at him, but Apoc blocks it. He then hits a snap suplex on Doom and goes towards the leg of Doom. Apoc applies
Devastation on Doom.

Phil: Doom is screaming in pain he has to give up.

Steve: But look Phil, Violator is back up.

Violator dives back into the ring trying to break the hold, but it is too late. Doom taps to the Devastation and the bell is rung. Apoc releases the hold and is handed the TV Title.

Phil: We have a new TV Champ! And his name is Apocalypse.

Steve: All three of those men put up a great fight. They all deserve to be champ.

Phil: But sadly enough, only one man can and its Apoc. So let's kick it in gear again and go to our next match!

Steve: Now wait a second, what's this?

The camera cuts to the stage where a man dressed in a Santa Clause outfit has made his way down the ramp. He's waving to people in the crowd and he carries a sack over his shoulder. He slowly makes his way towards the ring, and climbs up the steps. He throws his bag over the top rope, and steps into the ring.

Phil: Who's this dumb ass? Christmas was a few days ago. Hey jackass, you're late!

Steve: Must be one of those idiot mall Santa's!

Santa steps up behind Apoc, and suddenly hooks his arms and spins him into an Impaler.

Steve: What the....

Phil: That's the Bad Trip! Did you see that? Bad Trip!

Steve: What's Dave Steel doing dressed like Santa Clause?

Phil: I don't know but that has to be him!

Steve: Wait, wasn't Dave in the audience?

The camera cuts to where it showed Dave Steel in the audience earlier. His seat his empty, but Jessica "The Fox In a Box" is still there next to where Steel's seat his, and she's clapping and screaming.

Phil: What's Dave's deal with Apoc?

Santa Clause doesn't do much after but grab his sac and walk up the ramp backwards.

Steve: Wow, that was really weird.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND YOUR NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Apocalypse via submission!!!

PPV REWIND
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Phil: Let's move on to the next match.

Steve: Let's take a look at the feud these two have had in the past couple weeks.

Some SFT rewind effects play along with some background music. Clips of the feud begin to play.

---->Fast forward in to the middle of their first battle for the Junior Heavyweight Title.---->

Biohazard with a Shooting star press but Snow Mann gets out of the way and Biohazard kisses nothing but mat.

Snow Mann picks Biohazard up and hits him with the Ice Cold and goes for the pin!

1....2.... kick out! Biohazard gets the shoulder up at the last possible second!

Biohazard lifts up the weary Snow Mann and signals for the Bio Terror!

Snow Mann goes limp and pulls Biohazards pants and rolls him up into a makeshift small package!

1...2...3!

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND YOU NEW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Snow Mann by Pinfall!!!

---->Fast Forward to Inferno, a week and a half later.....---->

Fox picks up Snow Mann again and signals for the end right here. Fox grabs Snow Mann and hits the Foxxy Drop on Snow Mann, Fox then starts climbing the top rope and taunts the crowd. Fox then jumps and hits the Foxxy Bomb on Snow Mann. Fox hooks the leg. 1…2…3! Fox wins the match!

JC: Yeah…Snow Mann got his ass handed to him by Fox. I mean, it was just a regular beat down from beginning to end.

Suddenly, "Conflict" by Disturbed plays and Biohazard comes running down to the ring. As Snow Mann slowly gets up and starts rubbing his head, Biohazard enters the ring and steps behind Snow Mann. As Snow Mann turns around, Biohazard gives a big superkick to Snow Mann. Biohazard then picks up Snow Mann and whips him to the turnbuckle. He places Snow Mann on the top rope, grabs his head and hits Bio Terror. Snow Mann slowly rolls out of the ring and falls limp on the floor. Biohazard just stands in the ring and laughs. He yells out for a mike and is handed one. He then speaks.

Biohazard: Snow Mann, if you can still hear me, listen up. I'm coming after you and your Jr. heavyweight title. Don't think that I'm going to let you off easily. After what Fox did to you tonight, you'll just be easy pickings. Snow Mann, I want what is rightfully mine. I will get it back. And all you will receive….is PAIN!

Biohazard then drops the mike and walks out of the ring to his theme music as the crowd cheers some more.

RW: Looks like Biohazard is looking to regain the gold again.

END CLIP

MATCH NUMBER FOUR
Biohazard vs. Snow Mann
Junior Heavyweight Title Match

Phil: Next up, Snow Mann will be defending his Jr. Heavyweight Title against Biohazard!

Steve: Recently, Biohazard has been on a roll. He and Your Local Drunk defeated Apocalypse and Kris Ryder to win the Tag Team Titles.

Phil: That is no easy task..

Steve: Indeed it isn't. However, don't forget the interference by SwitchBlade. He knocked out Ryder with the title belt!

Phil: What are you talking about, Steve? I didn't see anything...

Steve: The hell you didn't, you lying bastard!

Phil: Settle down. Let's get on with the match!

Suddenly Mad Dogg hops the barricade behind them and sits in his seat at the announce table.

Steve: What the?!?!? Where have you been?

MD: I decided to eat my pretzel in the hall. It's cooler out there and more comfortable. You got a problem with that?

Steve: No! No, just wondering.

MD: All right then, let's watch the match.

"Conflict" by Disturbed plays on the PA system, and Biohazard runs out to the stage. He seems very confident. The crowd gives Biohazard a mixed reaction as he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He hops on a turnbuckle and raises his arms, and most of the crowd cheers.

Phil: I think Biohazard has this one in the bag!

Suddenly, "Rollout" by Ludacris hits the PA. Snow Mann comes running down the ramp at full speed wearing the Jr. Heavyweight Title. The crowd boo's heavily. As he slides into the ring, Biohazard slides out the other side. Snow Mann laughs and takes off his Jr. Heavyweight Title. He hands it to the ring announcer, who hands it to the time keeper. Snow Mann leans against the turnbuckle, as Biohazard slowly slides into the ring. The bell rings.

Steve: This match is underway!

MD: Hell yeah!

Snow Mann and Biohazard lock up. Biohazard overpowers Snow Mann, and forces him into the turnbuckle. Biohazard knees him in the gut, and puts him in a choke hold. The referee breaks it up, and Biohazard runs right back to Snow Mann and kicks him in the gut. As Snow Mann hunches over, Biohazard hits him with a stiff uppercut. Snow Mann falls backwards out of the ring.

Phil: I knew Biohazard would dominate!

Steve: Shut up, Phil!

Phil: I don't have to listen to you..

MD: But you have to listen to me! Now shut up!

Phil: ....Yes sir.

Biohazard climbs up top, and leaps off the turnbuckle to the outside. Snow Mann quickly stands up and superkicks Biohazard in the face before he lands.

MD: Ouch! That had to hurt!

Snow Mann now climbs up top, and signals to the crowd.

Steve: He is signaling for the 450 Blizzard Splash!

Snow Mann leaps off the turnbuckle, and hits Biohazard with the 450 Blizzard Splash! He goes for the pinfall, but the referee refuses to count on the outside. Snow Mann gets angry, and slides Biohazard into the ring. Snow Mann quickly follows him in, and lifts him up. He whips Biohazard off the ropes, and when he comes back, kicks him in the gut. He goes for the Ice Cold, but Biohazard pushes him to the ropes just in time. When Snow Mann bounces off the ropes and comes back, Biohazard whips him again, and Snow Mann goes flying over the top ropes to the outside! As he goes over, his arm gets hung up in the ropes, and bends backwards at a gruesome sight!

Steve: OH MY GOD!

MD: His arm could be broken in half!

Phil: Good one, Bio!

EMT's rush down to the ring and put Snow Mann on a stretcher. Biohazard looks pissed off, and he slides out of the ring. He tries to get to the fallen Snow Mann, but the EMT's hold him back. Biohazard pushes the EMT's out of his way and rolls Snow Mann back into the ring. Biohazard delivers a hard elbow drop right into his arm, then hooks the arm down and makes a cover for the 1...2...3.

MD: Sucks to be Snow Mann.

Steve: Biohazard looks angry..He really wanted that Jr. Heavyweight Title!

The EMT's take Snow Mann back out of the ring and roll him to the back as Biohazard celebrates.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND YOUR NEW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Biohazard via pinfall!!!

MATCH NUMBER FIVE
The Outlawz vs. The Control
Tag Team Title Match

Steve and Phil leave and John and Randy arrive.

Mad Dogg: Thank God you're hear John, I couldn't stand another second with those idiots.

RW: Don't worry any more, we're here.

Mad Dogg: I wasn't thanking you, just John.

JC: Let's get to the tag team title action shall we!

Harvey Vaughn: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. It is for the Strike Fantasy Towers Tag Team championship. Making their way to the ring at this time, with a total combined weight of 510 pounds, they are The Outlawz.

"Rap Phenomenon" hits and Big T and MM come out to a crowd of mixed reactions. They slide in the ring awaiting the tag team champions.

Harvey Vaughn: And their opponents, with a total combined weight of 524 pounds, they are the Strike Fantasy Towers Tag Team Champions, The Control.

"The Game" hits, and Control comes out to a mixed crowd as well. After an awesome introduction including pyros, lighting effects, and a shit load of smoke, they finally made it into the ring. The four men meet in the middle of the ring, as Biohazard and Your Local Drunk take their titles off of their waist and give it to the ref. Big T throws the first punch at Biohazard, and the bell rings. Your Local Drunk and MM go to their corners. Big T fights Biohazard to the corner. Big T whips Biohazard to the ropes, and Biohazard is met by a boot to the face. Biohazard falls to the ground holding his neck. Big T picks up Biohazard and he bodyslams him down. Big T bounces off of the ropes and smashes his elbow into the chest of Biohazard. Big T tags in MM. MM kicks Biohazard to the stomach. MM punches Biohazard to the ground repeatedly. Biohazard tries to fight it, but MM keeps him down. MM goes to the top rope.

RW: This is rather strange. He hardly ever goes to the top rope. This might not be such a good idea.

MM jumps off of the ropes, but Biohazard moves out of the way. Both men are down. Biohazard tries to get to his corner. He makes it, and tags in Your Local Drunk. Your Local Drunk runs and stops MM from tagging in Big T. Your Local Drunk whips MM to the corner. He charges MM, and smashes him in the corner. Your Local Drunk stomps away on MM in the
corner.

JC: Look at Your Local Drunk go. He's a mad man.

Your Local Drunk picks up MM, but MM rolls him up for a pin. The ref makes the count. 1...2....3....NO! Your Local Drunk kicked out.

RW: Close call there. Thought we had new champions already.

MM gets up, and is clotheslined by Your Local Drunk. Your Local Drunk tags in Biohazard. Biohazard jumps to the top rope, while Your Local Drunk holds MM's arm. Biohazard jumps off the top, smashing his fists into the shoulder of MM. MM falls to the ground. Biohazard stomps away on MM. MM tries to get to Big T for the tag, but Biohazard keeps him from tagging. Biohazard stomps away on MM. Biohazard picks up MM, and throws him to the ropes. MM comes off the ropes, with flying body cross. MM pins Biohazard. 1...2...3...NO!

RW: Another close call.

Biohazard gets up pissed off, and kicks away on MM.

JC: MM is trying everything today.

Biohazard tags in Your Local Drunk, and they double team him in the corner. Your Local Drunk tries to break it up, but the ref keeps Your Local Drunk from coming in. Suddenly, Myris and Violator run down to the ring. Violator slides in and with the ref's back turned he nails Biohazard in the head with a chair. Biohazard falls down, and the ref turns around to see nothing. MM falls on top of Biohazard. The ref counts. 1....2....3...NO. Your Local Drunk breaks up the pin. Myris slides in the ring, and he knocks Your Local Drunk to the ground. The ref calls for the bell.

JC: Well, we don't have new tag team champions. The Control holds on to the titles. But, look at what Myris and Violator have in store for them. Violator and Myris have a table set up in the ring. They lift up Biohazard, and set him on the table. They go over and get Your Local Drunk to the table. They pick him up, and they double powerbomb Your Local Drunk onto Biohazard who is laying on the table. Big T, MM, Violator, and Myris each go to a corner. They all get up on the turnbuckle, with Myris and Violator taking their shirts off to reveal a SYNDICATE FAMILY shirt on each man.

RW: Oh man! Myris and Violator have joined the Syndicate Family. Oh man.

JC: This is a new era for the stables. I don't know how anyone will be able to recover from this. Including both Your Local Drunk and Biohazard after that table shot.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Control via Disqualification!!

MATCH NUMBER SIX
Blade vs. Knife
Hardcore Title Match

RW: Now is the long-awaited Hardcore Title match!

JC: This should be good..Knife vs. Blade!

MD: Heh heh..

JC: What is so funny?

MD: Nothin'..Just..Knife vs. Blade...Sounds funny..

RW: Let's get going already!

"Name Of The Game" by Crystal Method hits the PA, and the lights dim red. Blade walks out to the stage wearing his usual outfit...The thick black coat and the sunglasses. He slowly walks down the ramp and slides into the ring, grinning. His music fades out and the red lights fade off as well.

JC: And here comes the champ!

"Let Fate Decide" by Friction plays, and the crowd cheers. Knife walks out to the stage dragging a trash can full of weapons inside of it. He drags it down the ramp and tosses it into the ring, then slides in. Blade just smiles, and the bell rings.

RW: Here we go!

Knife and Blade circle eachother in the ring, and tension is in both their faces. Knife pulls a hockey stick from the trash can, and runs at Blade. Knife swings the stick, but Blade ducks. As Knife turns back around, Blade kicks him in the gut, and grabs the hockey stick from Knife's hands. Blade wields back, and hits Knife in the back with the hockey stick, and the stick snaps in half!

MD: Oh man, that looked painful!

Knife falls to the mat, in serious pain. Blade goes in the trash can now, and pulls out a bowling ball. Blade walks over to Knife and stomps him down in the corner. Blade quickly walks over to the corner across from Knife, and hurls the bowling ball towards Knife's groin! However, Knife quickly hops to his feet and grabs the bowling ball. He charges towards Blade, and jumps right over his head! Knife hops to the top turnbuckle, and waits for Blade to turn around. Just as Blade spins around, Knife leaps off the top turnbuckle, and drives the bowling ball directly into the skull of Blade! Blade falls to the mat now, completely motionless and a bloody mess.

JC: Oh..My..God..

RW: His..Head...The bowling ball...Ouch..

Knife now slides out of the ring. He pulls a table out from under the ring, and slides it in. Knife also slides in. He walks over to the trash can and pulls out a small tub of gasoline! Knife sets up the table and douses it in gasoline. Knife then pulls out a small plastic lighter from his pocket, lights it, and tosses it onto the table. The table instantly goes up in flames.

JC: He wouldn't!

MD: He would!

Knife lifts up the still motionless Blade, and sets him up on the turnbuckle. Knife gets on the second rope, and hooks his legs around Blade's neck. He signals to the crowd, and the crowd cheers heavily. Knife pulls back with his legs, and hurricinranas Blade through the flaming table!

JC: OH MY GOD!

RW: NO! NO!

MD: That was great! Knife is a great hardcore superstar!

Knife slowly rolls over onto the fallen Blade, and covers him..1...2...3!

EMT's rush down to the ring area, but are stopped by a man who leaps out of the audience! This man is indentified as Biohazard! Biohazard slides into the ring and waits for Knife to turn around. Knife slowly turns, and is met with a superkick by Biohazard! Biohazard taunts on the turnbuckle, smiling to the crowd.

RW: What is Biohazard doing out here? He has no right to be out here right now!

The EMT's slowly slide into the ring, and put Blade on a stretcher. One of the EMT's stands directly behind Biohazard, who is still on the turnbuckle, taunting. The EMT grabs Biohazard's legs, lifts him off the turnbuckle, and hits him with a reverse sidewalk slam!

MD: Wait..A reverse sidewalk slam..That was the Joy Ryde!

JC: It can't be!

The EMT takes off his hat to reveal himself as Kris Ryder! Ryder grabs the trash can, and waits for Knife to stand up. Knife slowly gets to his feet, and is clueless as to what is going on. He turns around, and is nailed with the trash can by Kris Ryder! Kris picks up a mic, and speaks.

Kris Ryder: Knife...That Hardcore Title is MINE!

"Walk" by Kilgore hits the PA, and the crowd cheers. Kris Ryder leaves up the ramp.

RW: It seems that Kris Ryder wants that Hardcore Title..

MD: Yeah, but he will have to do a lot more than interfere in a match to get a shot at it!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION: Knife via pinfall!!!

MATCH NUMBER SEVEN
Myris vs. Triple X vs. Fireball
Triple Threat United States Title Match

RW: It's now time for the SFT United States Title match.

JC: We get to see the champion Fireball defending his title against Triple X and Myris.

MD: This should be a good match. These three men want to hurt each other badly and they all want the US title.

JC: Well let us get to it.

The camera goes to the ring as Announcer Candy Peaks enters the ring, goes to the center and speaks.

Candy: This match is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and is for the SFT United States Championship.

Then "Itz Ya Dogg" by Six Shots plays and Triple X and Madame X come out to the ramp with the crowd cheering and booing them.

Announcer: First making his way to the ring alongside his manager Madame X, hailing from Chicago Illinois, he stands in at 6 foot 2 inches and weighs in at 235 pounds. He is the master of such moves as X Marks the Spot and the Xplosion…he is…TRIPLE X!

Triple X taunts the crowd once again before entering the ring. As Madame X stands outside, Triple X stands on the top turnbuckle and beats his chest with one hand and then pointing out to the crowd. Triple X jumps down and stands in the center of the ring. Referee Leon Tyson enters the ring and check on Triple X. As he does, "Voices" by Disturbed plays and Myris and his manager Dave Young come out. Myris taunts the crowd as they boo him.

Announcer: And now making his way to the ring accompanied by Dave Young, coming from Stirling, Scotland, he stands at 6 foot 8 inches and weighs in at 277 pounds. He is…MYRIS!

Myris walks down to the ring and enters it. He peers into Triple X's eyes and stands in the center of the ring along with him. Then "Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva plays and Myris and Triple X wait for Fireball to get to the ring. After a long while, nothing happens. The theme music plays a second time and again nobody appears.

MD: Excuse me guys.

Mad Dogg leaves the announcer table and enters the ring. The crowd starts booing as the announcer is talked to by Mad Dogg The announcer nods his head as Triple X and Myris get confused. The Announcer speaks once again as Mad Dogg leaves the ring.

Announcer: May I have your attention please. It appears that Fireball is not here and will not be defending the title tonight.

The crowd starts booing like crazy as Triple X and Myris start arguing with the announcer. The announcer continues talking.

Announcer: So now this match will continue and it will be to crown a NEW SFT United States Champion.

The crowd cheers a little as the two men agree and face each other once again.

MD: Well this sucks…no Fireball.

RW: So you're making it that he can't compete now?

MD: Well yeah. I am the president you know. If you don't show up, you lose your belt.

JC: Well you know how the holidays are…he's probably out partying right now.

MD: Whatever…lets just get to the match already.

As the bell rings, Triple X and Myris grapple up. Triple X kicks Myris I the gut and delivers an suplex. Triple X then runs the ropes and hits a leg drop on Myris. He makes the cover. 1…2…kick out. Triple X picks up Myris and brings him over to the turnbuckle. He bangs his hand onto the turnbuckle over and over as the crowd chants the number of times.

Crowd: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…

Before Triple X bashes Myris's head on the turnbuckle for the 10th time, Triple X smiles into the camera with his pearly whites. He then bashes Myris's head in as Myris walks around dazed. As Myris turns around, Triple X delivers a fierce clothesline. He makes the cover. 1…2…kick out. Triple X picks up Myris again and goes to whip Myris to the ropes but Myris counters and sends Triple X into the ropes. Myris runs back into the other side of the ropes and runs towards Triple X and spears him onto the ground. Myris starts punching Triple X in the face madly. The referee pushes Myris off of Triple X as he gets up. Myris goes after Triple X and hits him from behind with elbows to the head. Myris runs the ropes again and hits a bulldog on Triple X. Myris then climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a diving elbow. He covers Triple X. 1…2…kick out. Myris grabs Triple X and knees him in the gut. Myris then places Triple X in a standing headlock. Triple X waves his hands to try and get out but he can't. He then places his arm under Myris, lifts him over his head, and hits a Death Valley Driver on him. Triple X makes the cover. 1...2...kick out. Triple X picks up Myris and whips him to the turnbuckle. Triple X runs towards Myris and hits a splash on him. Triple X runs back and delivers another splash. Triple X goes for a third splash but Myris moves out of the way and Triple X hits the turnbuckle hard. As Triple X turns in a daze to face Myris, Myris grabs Triple X's head and goes for a DDT but Triple X somehow lifts Myris over him and lands a northern lights suplex. The referee makes the count. 1…2…kick out.

RW: Pretty good match so far.

MD: Yeah…those two are handling it fine without Fireball.

JC: Oh well…this is cool.

Triple X picks up Myris and whips him to the ropes. On the way back, Triple X hits a spinebuster on Myris. Triple X keeps the leg on and applies a figure four. Myris yells in pain but refuses to tap out. Myris then flips Triple X around and Triple X now feels the pain. Triple X reaches the rope and the referee tells Myris to let go. He does and then Myris picks up Triple X and places him between his legs. Myris lifts up Triple X and powerbombs him to the ground. Myris then climbs the top rope and taunts the crowd. Myris jumps and hits Satan Street. Myris makes the cover. 1…2…NO! Triple X's foot is seen on the ropes. The referee tells Myris and Myris gets mad. He picks up Triple X and places him on the top rope. He climbs up with him. Myris grabs Triple X by the neck and goes for The Seed of Evil and he hits it. Myris looks down at Triple X and laughs. He goes for the pinfall but then "Click, Click, Boom" plays again and Fireball comes walking down to the ring with the SFT US title in his hand. Myris looks at Fireball who taunts the crowd.

RW: Fireball is HERE!?

MD: Oh NOW he's here.

JC: Now we're about to see something.

MD: But Fireball has been taken out of this match. He's not allowed to fight.

Fireball steps on the apron and holds out the title in the air. Myris backs up a little to see if Fireball will enter. He does not though. Fireball just throws his title into the ring and as Triple X slowly starts to get up, says something out loud. He then jumps off the apron and walks back as the crowd cheers and boos. As Myris watches Fireball leave in confusion, Triple X gets up and stands behind Myris.

RW: What the hell was that all about? What did he say?

MD: I think he said "World".

JC: That's it? Just "World"?

MD: Yeah…that's it.

RW: Well what does that mean?

MD: Who knows…this is confusing.

RW: Join the club…

Then as Myris turns around, Triple X kicks Myris in the gut and hits Lights Out! Triple X then climbs the top rope and looks down at the fallen Myris. Triple X jumps and hits X Marks the Spot!

RW: That's it!

MD: Is he gonna win it?

Triple X hooks the leg on Myris as the referee counts. 1…2…3! Triple X wins the SFT United States Title. "Itz Ya Dogg" plays once again as the referee hands Triple X the US title. Triple X climbs the top rope and holds the title up in the air as the cameras flash. Triple X places the title on his shoulder and taunts the crowd. The announcer starts talking.

Announcer: The winner of this bout…and the NEW SFT United States Champion…TRIPLE X!

The crowd cheers like crazy as Triple X walks out of the ring with the title in hand. Myris rolls out of the ring in pain.

RW: And Triple X has done it! He has won yet another title.

MD: Damn man. This kid is winning more titles then I can count.

JC: He's just that damn good I suppose.

RW: Well now we have to get to the next match.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND YOUR NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION: Triple X via pinfall!!!

MATCH NUMBER EIGHT
Alex Kruze vs. Kris Ryder vs. SwitchBlade
Triple Threat Intercontinental Title Match

RW: And we're about ready to get the Intercontinental Title match under way.

JC: This match is really up in the air. All these men have great talent.

Mad Dogg: You said it John but I gotta go with the champ right now. He's ready, focused and we haven't heard anything form either of his opponents all week.

The lights fade and "Seek and Destroy" hits. The crowd gives a nice reaction to Alex Kruze as he steps out onto the stage. Christian Cage is by his side. He glares out into the crowd almost in a trance before making his way to ringside. Kruze and Cage move quickly to the ring and Kruze slides under the bottom rope. As he hops to his feet he raises his right arm and the crowd cheers him on. The music stops but the lights stay low. Suddenly "South Texa Death Ride" hits and the crowd continues to cheer. Kris Ryder explodes form the back and runs down the ramp. He flies under the bottom rope and hops to his feet. Ryder starts exchanging rights with Kruze. Kruze fights back but Ryder takes control and shoves Kruze into the corner.

Mad Dogg: The match hasn't even begun and Ryder is taking an early advantage.

JC: Well we know this Calgary born brawler likes to get on top early.

Kruze falls into a sitting position in the corner as Ryder grabs the top rope and begins kicking Kruze. "In The End" hits and S3witchblade walks out to a chorus of cheers. He slowly walks down the ramp. Ryder looks down the aisle and calls him on. As Ryder is looking away Kruze nails him with a shot to the gut. Ryder stumbles back as Kruze hops to his feet. Ryder throws a right at Kruze but Kruze blocks it and gives Ryder a right of his own.

RW: And it looks like Switchblade is gonna let these two go for a minute as he waits on the outside.

JC: Smart move by the champ.

Ryder stumbles back again and Kruze hops to the top rope and immediately flies off with a crossbody bring Ryder to the mat. He stays on for the cover 1.....2.....kickout.

Mad Dogg: You ain't gonna win that easy around here.

Switchblade steps up onto the apron and Kruze starts talking trash as he approaches the ropes. Kruze throws a left at Swtchblade. Switchblade ducks and throws a shoulder between the second and third ropes nailing Kruze in the stomach. Ryder sneaks up from behind and rolls him up for the pin 1.....2.......kcik out. Ryder gets up first and Switchblade is now in the ring. The two lock up and Ryder puts Switchblade into a headlock. Switblade shoves Ryder into the ropes. Ryder bounces off and ducks a clothesline. He comes off the other side and Switchblade nails him with a boot to the face sending him reeling to the ropes. Switchblade charges and clotheslines him to the outside.

JC: And the champ is taking charge here.

RW: Still a long way from over.

Mad Dogg: It sure is. The styles of these men are so different. We got a high flyer and a brawler with Switcblade bringing a good combonation of the two. Anything can happen.

Kruze is on his feet and goes to kick Switchblade. Switchblade grabs the foot in the air and gives Kruze a dragon screw. Switchblade jumps up quickly as does Kruze. Kruze charges and Switchblade gives him a drop toe hold sending him back to the mat. Ryder is back in the ring and drops a knee onto Switchblade as hes down. Ryder than picks him up and tosses him to the corner. He charges in after him but Switchblade nailds him with an elbow. Switchblade hops to the second rope and nails Ryder with a shoulder as he flies off.

RW: Switchblade is walking the walk right now.

Switchblade and Kruze get to there feet about the same time and Kruze nails Switchblade witha spear sending him down. Kruze climbs to the top but before he can leap Ryder shakes the ropes causing him to fall nut first into the turnbuckle. Ryder moves to the corner and climbs to the second rope with Kruze standing on the turnbuckle. He sets him up and nails a suplex. He goes for the pin. 1.....2.....Switchblade boots Ryder in the back of the head breaking the count.

JC: That was close.

RW: Keep in mind Switchblade doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title.

Suddenly Mad Dogg's pager goes off. He looks at it, stands up, and hops the barrier, existing through the crowd.

RW: What the?

JC: Ummm. Let's just keep calling the match.

Switchblade picks the two men up and knocks thehre heads together sending each man stumbling towardsa a corner. Switchblade charges the corner where Ryder is and nails him with a knee. He than charges to the corner where Kruze is and nails another knee. Both men fall to the mat and Switchblade picks Krusze to his feet. Before he can even get his balance Switchblade nails a DDT. He goes for the cover 1.......2.......Switchblade moves out of the way as Ryder attemps to drop an elbow. Ryder instead hits Kruze and Switchblade begins to stomp on the two of them. Ryder reaches out and grabs the foot. He thrusts it to the left and Switchblade falls to the mat. Ryder and Switchblade jump up and grapple in the center of the ring. Switchblade nails Ryder with a knee to the gut and nails a powerbomb.

RW: Thats it! its over!!!! Its over!!!

JC: No its not Kruze is getting up.

Kruze gets to his feet and Switchblade begins nailing him with lefts and rights working him into the corner. Switchblade lifts Kruze so hes sitting on the top turnbuckle. Switchblade climbs the ropes. He signals to the corwd before nailing a top rope DDT. Kruze's momentum rolls him right over ontop of Ryder. Switchblade puts his foot on both of them. 1.......2.........3

JC: Complete dominance by the champ.

RW: Kruze and Ryder didn't bring much to the table tonight.

"In The End" hits again. The ref raises Switchblades arm as he hands him his title. The scene than cuts to a promotion for PPV merchandise.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: SwitchBlade via double pinfall!!!

PPV REWIND
SPONSERED BY MADDOGGZ PRODUCTIONS

JC: Now the next match is the SFW title match, and we all know that has alot of history behind it.

RW: That's right! Let's take a look.

One year ago, leading into Winter Warfare, Tony Barrera was living the high life. He was in his reign as SFW World Champion and couldn't be happier. Then came the big winter PPV. "The Game" Tony Barrera was scheduled to take on the "Immortal" Dave Van Dam. Leading up to the match, the two future legends had a heated verbal battle. On the day of the match, a third future legend got himself involved. He goes by the name of ICON. ICON interfered in the match, and helped Dave Van Dam to win the title.

One year later...

The Battle Returns!

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 11, 2001 on Titans)
Tony Barrera vs. Switchblade vs. Evan Corbyn vs. Blade
SFT IC Title Match

...Barrera then walks over to Fox. He get's in Fox's face face and Fox spits on Barrera. Barrrera chuckles and clocks Fox with a right hand sending Fox to the mat. Barrera looks down at fox and laughs, but as he turns around ICON runs into the ring and gives Barrera The Showstoppa!!!!!! Barrera falls unconscious to the mat. Icon then walks over to Switchblade and picks him up, he lays Switchblade across Barrera and then rustles around with Fox waking him up. Fox begins to count.
1...2...3!

RW: Icon cost Barrera the match!

Icon hops back into the ring and he begins to kick Barrera. Then out of the crowd runs Dave Van Dam with a chair. He taps Icon on the shoulder and as Icon's turns around he delivers The Vandaminator. He then picks up Icon and set's him on the top rope. He then delivers Total Vandamnation, and and as four men lay motionless DVD walks over to a stay motnionless Blade. He picks Blade up and helps him to the back. After a few moment's Barrera and Icon begin to stir both men stand up and the both begin to battle with each other.

RW: I think DVD just pissed off everyone!

Titans fades out with Barrera and ICON beating the living daylights out of each other.

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 14, 2001 on Inferno)
Dave Van Dam vs. British Badd Ass
SFW World Title Match

...DVD is handed the SFW world title in the ring, and he takes it to the corner and raises it as the fans cheer. Suddenly ICON rolls into the ring right behind DVD. DVD hops off the turnbuckle and spins around to meet, SHOWSTOPPA!

RW: Oh come on now!

JC: Hey, it's revenge for Titans!

ICON begins stomping away on the new world champion. Suddenly ICON is struck from behind. Standing there is Tony Barrera!

Mad Dogg: Oh boy, here we go!

ICON, Barrera, and DVD begin to slug it out and all throw punches anywhere they can get them in. Referees storm the ring and try to break it up. Mad Dogg leaves his position at the announce table and holds Barrera back as the other officials work together to restrain the other two. Dogg tells Barrera to wait for it to be legal and he relaxes a little. The show begins to fade as the chaos settles down.

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 15, 2001 on Slaughter)
ICON vs. MM vs. Bone Breaker
Triple Threat Match

Just then, Dave Van Dam runs out to the ring. DVD looks at ICON on the mat. DVD just looks at ICON. DVD then leaves the ring without touching ICON. DVD is heard saying....

DVD: No. I wont touch him while he is down. I wont drop to his level.

DVD exits through the curtain. ICON gets up, not knowing that DVD was even in the ring and exits.

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 18, 2001 on Titans)
Tony Barrera vs. Knife
SFT Hardcore Title Match

...Back in the ring, Knife is staggering back to his feet. He climbs the turnbuckle farthest from where Tony Barrera is laid out.::

RW: What is Knife doing here?!

JC: I'm not really sure if he knows! Blade knocked him into next week with that chair shot!

Tony Barrera gets up slowly and out of nowhere ICON jumps the rail and hits the Showstoppa on TB, ICON scurries off giving Knife the go ahead.

RW: Speaking of next week, you know what that is, right?!

JC: Huh?

RW: Christmas!

::John shakes his head in shock regarding Randy's astute observation as Knife jumps off the top rope and connects with the "Knifeton Bomb" on Tony Barrera!::

JC: Knifeton Bomb! That's got to be all! 1... 2... 3! We have a new Hardcore Champion thanks in part to Blade's and ICON's interferences!

RW: The crowd is loving it!

::The ref awards the Hardcore Championship to Knife with the crowd going wild as Titans goes off the air.::

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 21, 2001 on Inferno)
Killer vs. Jam vs. ICON
Triple Threat Match

...Blade and Dave Van Dam run down the ramp to meet Fireball at the bottom. Fireball is struggling to crawl away and grabbing his head. Blade helps him to his feet and DVD goes after Icon. Fireball grabs him by the arm though and pulls him back. He tells DVD to wait until the PPV and they slowly back up the ramp and stare down Icon in the ring.

---->Fast Forward---->
(December 22, 2001 on Slaughter)
Myris vs. Dave Van Dam
Non-Title Match

...Myris and Violator leave together. ICON runs out to the ring. ICON starts beating on DVD. Fireball runs out to the ring. Fireball tackles ICON. Fireball lays in the punches. Tony Barrera comes running out to the ring. TB, DVD, and Fireball stand around ICON. ICON gets up and all three take there shots in on ICON. ICON gets rocked like crazy. Finally Barrera hits a Game Over on ICON. Barrera slides out of the ring. And the scene fades to a commercial.

END CLIP

MAIN EVENT #1
The ICON vs. Tony Barrera vs. Dave Fan Dam
Triple Threat SFW World Title Triple Cage Match, Fireball as Guest Referee

RW: Well from what you saw from the history rewind, this is going to be a great match! A triple threat triple cage match for the SFW World Title…with Fireball as the guest referee!

Steve: And to think that's not even the main event.

JC: Yeah. We still got two more matches after this.

Phil: This is just great

Steve: You're telling me. This next match is going to be so cool.

Phil: I wonder if Fireball will be a factor in this match?

Steve: Well of course he will

Back at the regular table…

RW: What a pay per view this has turned out to be. I mean, we're about to see Dave Van Dam, Tony Barrera, and The ICON fighting it out. There's so much hatred in this match. And what will Fireball do now that he's referee

RW: I think we are going to see the makings of what will be history right here.

JC: You can say that again.

As the triple cage is lowered down, the announcer Harvey Vaughn enters the ring. With a mike in hand, he speaks out.

Harvey: This is a triple threat triple cage match and is for the SFW World Heavyweight Title.

Then "Click, Click Boom" By Saliva plays and Fireball comes out with some boos and cheers. He is seen in a referee shirt and points to himself as he taunts the crowd.

Harvey: Before we begin, let me introduce you to the special guest referee for this match. He is…FIREBALL!

Fireball enters the cage door and taunts the crowd once again. He leans on the ropes waiting for the wrestlers to come out. Then "Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays and ICON comes out wearing the Immortal Outlawz T-Shirt. As he taunts the crowd, Harvey speaks.

Harvey: Making his way to the ring first, hailing from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, he stands in at 6 foot 7 inches and weighs in at 285 pounds. He is…THE ICON.

ICON enters the cage and looks straight at Fireball. The two start talking to each other mouthing off. ICON then turns away from Fireball and taunts the crowd a final time before the arena goes dark with a red dim to it. You hear a windy breeze come over the PA system as the whole arena feels a slight chill. Then you hear noises from the PA system that sound like the wings of bats. You than hear a chorus in the background getting louder saying, "AHHHH..." Than it suddenly stops as the lights turn off as well. Than a big fireball comes from the rafters whistling as it comes down and meets the tron entrance. You hear a big BOOM as the dark chorus music begins again. Tony Barrera appears out of the foggy entrance way with his cloak and staffe.

Harvey: Now making his way to the ring, coming from Huntington Beach, California, he stands in at 6 foot 4 inches and weighs in as 260 pounds. He is the dark one…TONY BARRERA!

Tony does not taunt the crowd as they cheer and boo him. Tony enters the cage and looks at ICON. ICON does not know what to make of Tony. Then "In The Light" by DC talk plays and Dave Van Dam appears as the crowd cheers.

Harvey: Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Mullica Hill, New Jersey, he stands in at 6 foot 2 inches and weighs in at 225 pounds. He is the SFW World Heavyweight Champion…The Immortal Legend…DAVE VAN DAM!

DVD taunts the crowd and then runs towards the cage. He enters the cage and looks at every man in there. DVD climbs the top rope and taunts the crowd some more. He then jumps down and heads to the center of the ring. Tony and ICON join him and the three men stare at each other. Fireball stands in the center and yells out to all three of them. The three men look up at the same time and notice the SFW World Title hanging up at the top. They both then look at each other eye to eye once again.

JC: Can you feel the energy rushing though them?

RW: No…

JC smacks Randy across the head.

RW: Oh…THAT energy…

JC: What a loser…

RW: HUSH UP JOHNNY!

Steve: Well anywho, let's get this match started.

As the three men stand in the ring, the bell rings and the match officially begins.

JC: I can't believe Mad Dogg is missing this.

As the three men stand in the ring, the bell rings and the match officially begins. The three men circle the ring at each other. Barrera looks a little nervous, as he stares to the top where the SFW Title hangs. Barrera immediately jumps up the side of the cage, but ICON pulls him down, and beats him to the mat. DVD just sits in the corner watching the two men fight. ICON picks up Barrera and throws him to the ropes. Barrera reverses it, sending ICON to the ropes instead. ICON comes back and is met by a back body drop. Barrera gets up and sees DVD standing in the corner. DVD sees him, and tries to climb the cage. DVD makes it to the second cage, and Barrera gets up there as well. The two men battle back and forth. DVD kicks Barrera in the gut. DVD lifts Barrera up for a powerbomb, but Barrera kicks out, and DDT's DVD to the ground.

Phil: A DDT to DVD.

Steve: HA! Funny shit!

ICON gets up and he climbs to the second level. He gets to his feet, and Barrera attempts a spear to ICON. ICON moves out of the way, and Barrera goes flying head first into the side of the cage. ICON stomps away on Barrera. DVD gets up, and ICON knocks him to the ground. Fireball is finally up on the second level. ICON stomps away on DVD, and Fireball gets in ICON's face, telling him to break the attack. ICON shoves Fireball back, and Fireball gets in ICON's face. DVD gets up, and knocks ICON to the ground. DVD stomps away on ICON. Barrera gets up, to be met by a boot to the face from DVD. Fireball checks on Barrera while ICON gives DVD a low blow. DVD falls to the ground. DVD tells Fireball about the cheap shot, and Fireball warns ICON. ICON ignores him. ICON throws DVD to the side of the cage. DVD falls down, landing on Barrera, when both men fall to the mat below.

RW: Ummm...that wasn't supposed to happen. Did you see that?

JC: Yep. I saw.

ICON stares down at both men laying down on the mat below. He looks shocked. Fireball stays up with ICON. ICON attempts to climb, but Fireball distracts him, telling him that he needs to tie his shoes. ICON gets pissed, and as he goes to tie his shoe, Fireball nudges ICON down below to the mat as well. The fans boo Fireball, as Fireball throws up his arms in innocence.

Phil: What the hell was all that about?

Steve: I didn't see anything.

Phil: Of course you didn't.

Fireball climbs down the cage, and begins to count the fallen men. 1....2......3....4......5....Barrera begins to get up...6....7....DVD is moving.....8.....Barrera is up. Barrera goes after DVD. Barrera does an elbow smash on DVD. DVD falls in pain. Barrera looks at the fallen men, and he climbs up the cage making it to the second level. Barrera goes up to the third level. By this time, ICON is on the second level. ICON jumps, grabbling a hold of Barrera's boot. ICON climbs up, and Barrera tries to shake ICON off. ICON holds on, and the two men fight on the highest level.

JC: That is 60 feet above the ring. Very dangerous. You wouldn't catch me in one of those.

RW: That's because you are a pussy.

JC smacks RW on the back of his head.

JC: Shaddup!!!

RW gets a pissed off look on his face, but gets back to his commentary. ICON and Barrera exchange punches at the top. Fireball gets up to the top. DVD is climbing up and is now on the second level. ICON bodyslams Barrera to the bottom of the top cage. DVD gets up to the top.

Steve: That is over 1000 pounds on that top cage. I hope it can hold. One half of a ton up there.

DVD knocks ICON to the ground. Fireball tells DVD to slam ICON to the very bottom of the cage. DVD puts ICON in a powerbomb position. He lifts ICON up, and slams him to the ground.

JC: Wait a second. NO! Don't do it.

ICON has a hold of the belt hanging above him. DVD slams ICON down, but ICON grabs a hold of the title. ICON goes smashing through the bottom along with the title. The cage gives out and all four men go crashing down below. Barrera, Fireball and ICON all slam to the mat. DVD ends up staying on the second level. All the men are out.

Phil: I can't believe what I just saw. All 4 men were up top, and all 4 fell down to the bottom. Wait...DVD has the title. Fireball is out. DVD could be the winner, but the ref is out. Someone wake up Fireball.

No men move. Finally after about three minutes of motionless men in the ring, DVD begins to move. ICON does as well. DVD sees that he has title title, and he stands up holding the title in the air. But, Fireball is still down. ICON slowly climbs up the cage, and while DVD is kissing the title, ICON turns DVD around and delivers the SHOWSTOPPA to DVD.

Steve: YES! DVD is out cold.

After the hard kick, DVD falls to the bottom with the other 3 men. ICON grabs the title, and hugs it tight as he falls down to the mat. He wakes up Fireball. Fireball sees that ICON has the title, and Fireball comes to his senses. He watches ICON crawl towards the gate of the bottom cage.

JC: It looks like ICON is going to win this thing!

RW: No not yet, look!

Barrera is awake now, and dives forward! He grabs ICON's boot in one lest burst of energy. The two struggle to their feet, Barrera still holding on to ICON's foor for his life. ICON begins to bounc up and down, losing his balance. Suddenly, ICON falls....

Steve: Barrer'a going to win!

No! ICON jumped!

Phil: What the....

Enziguri! ICON catches Tony in the side of the head with his boot, then continues crawling towards the gate as Fireball looks on in disbelief.

JC: ICON is going to do it! I told ya's!

RW: Haha, no not yet, DVD is back now!

ICON is holding the title in one hand, dragging it along as he pulls himself with the other hand. Both Barrera and DVD are stirring to stop ICON, but ICON opens the cage door. ICON crawls.... and crawls....and crawls.... now he places his hand on the steps.... SLAM!

Steve: Huh?

Santa Clause is back and he just slammed the door on ICON's face!

Phil: What the hell is this?

Santa Clause repeatedly slams the door on ICON's face now, forcing ICON back into the cage structure.

JC: Damn it! ICON had this one.

RW: Well Dave Steel never really liked ICON.

JC: What does Dave fricken Steel have to do with anything?

RW: Didn't you see the clip from earlier? Santa attacked Apocalypse, and Dave Steel was suddenly missing from the audience.

JC: Coincidence.

Steve: I think not! Let's show the audience again, right where Dave's seat is.

The camera cuts to the audience and shows Dave's seat. Jessica is no longer there either.

RW: Told ya!

JC: Ok then.

Back in the ring, Santa looks at Tony Barrera. He bounces off the ropes, hits a rolling thunder and rolls into a gore!

Steve: God damn!

Phil: That had to hurt!

Santa goes to strike DVD, but Tony collapsed into DVD and took out his knee. So DVD is already down. Fireball is standing though, and Santa approaches him. Fireball throws up his arms in defense, but Santa kicks Fireball in the gut and DDT's him. Santa then climbs to the tope rope and executes a shooting star press.

JC: Damn, he moves good for a fat guy.

RW: Man, what is wrong with you tonight? That's Deception's move. Don't you remember? "Scene from a Memory".

Steve: And Deception was Dave Steel.

JC: Ok then again.

During this confusion, ICON has made it to the door, and is flipping down the steel steps. Santa goes back to work on Barrera, and this allows Fireball to call for the bell and decalare ICON winner.

RW: Wow.

JC: Whatever. I'm so confused.

Steve: Doesn't take much now does it.

JC: Bite me.

Santa lifts Barrera to his feet, then drops him with a sambo suplex like manuever.

RW: Wait a second. I haven't seen Steel do a power move like that before.

JC: Haha! Maybe it isn't him after all!

Steve: Or maybe he's been going to the gym!

JC: Shut up Steve...

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND YOUR NEW SFW WORLD CHAMPION: The ICON via obtaining the belt and escaping the cages.

MAIN EVENT #2
Ian Wynn vs. Evan Corbyn vs. Kyle Murphy
Triple Threat XCW World Title Match

RW: It is now time for what will be one hell of a match.

JC: A triple threat match for the XCW World Heavyweight Title. This is going to be great!

RW: We have the champion Kyle Murphy defending his title against Ian Wynn…and Evan Corbyn.

JC: I can just tell that this match will be one of the best matches of the pay per view. It just doesn't get any better then this Randy.

RW: We also have Phil and Steve at the second announcing next to us. Lets cut to them.

The camera then goes to Phil and Steve.

Phil: Thanks Randy. Boy this match is going to be great. It's going to have everything that you wanted and more.

Steve: In other words, it's going to kick ass.

Phil: Well yeah no doubt.

Steve: Well we better get back to Randy and Johnny. Smell ya later people.

The camera cuts back to Randy and Johnny.

RW: Thanks Phil and Steve. We also have yet ANOTHER announcer with us. President Mad Dogg…as if it was bad enough having to deal with Phil and Steve.

MD: Why don't you shut your mouth Randy. You always seems to be on my case.

JC: He thinks you suck.

MD: Oh he does?

RW: I never said that…uhh…well lets cut to the chase…it's time for the match to begin.

Steve: Hey wait a second, when did Mad Dogg get back?

JC: Yeah, when did you get back?

Mad Dogg: A few seconds ago.

RW: Where were you?

Mad Dogg: I had to take care of some things. I know you're gonna be out of a job you keep asking all of these damn questions.

RW: Sorry! Let's start the match.

The camera pans over to the entryway where the audience stands waiting for the wrestlers to come out. Suddenly, "Clint Eastwood" by The Gorillaz plays and the crowd starts to give a mixture of boos and cheers as Ian Wynn appears at the entrance alongside his manager Karmine Delucci. Announcer Harvey Vaughn stands in the center of the ring with a mike in hand.

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Louisville Kentucky, he stands in at 6 feet 7 inches and weighs in at 289 pounds. He is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but. He is…IAN WYNN!

Ian Wynn taunts the crowd as he walks down the ramp. He then heads to the apron and climbs up on it. He then climbs the left top rope and taunts the crowd once again. The blinding lights of the cameras flash Ian as he steps down. He stays in his corner as referee Adam Brooks checks on Ian Wynn's boots. Then "Halo" by Soil plays and the lights get dimmer. Evan Corbyn appears at the rampway as smoke appears to the sides as the crowd starts booing him. Evan looks around the arena as the flashing of cameras commences.

Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, coming from Detroit Michigan, he stands in at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs in at 233 pounds. He is the dark child…EVAN CORBYN!

Evan slowly walks down to the ring ignoring the poor reaction he receives from the crowd. He steps on the ring steps and darts his eyes at Ian Wynn. As Evan enters the ring, he stays in his corner not looking directly at Ian. Ian just peers at Evan out of the corner of his eyes. As Evan is check on by the referee, " Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays and the crowd starts cheering as Kyle Murphy appears at the rampway with the XCW World Title placed around his waist. Kyle points to his belt and starts shouting at Evan and Ian as the two look at him and his belt.

Announcer: And finally making his way to the ring, hailing from Fairfield Connecticut, he stands in at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs in at 275 pounds. He is the XCW World Heavyweight Champion…"The Superior One"…KYLE MURPHY!

Kyle taunts the crowd at the middle of the ramp and then stares at his two challengers. Kyle then heads to the ring apron and stands on it. Kyle takes off his belt and throws it into the ring. Kyle goes through the ropes and to the mat. He picks up his title again and holds it up high for everyone to see as the cameras flash. Kyle then hands the title to the referee and the referee holds it up in the air. The referee gives it to the announcer who exits the ring. All three men stare down each other and walk in a circle not keeping their eye off the other.

RW: Here we go. The start of one hell of a match.

MD: Look at the determination in their eyes. They are truly ready to get it on.

JC: I haven't been so excited since…well…the last match.

RW: Right…sure…

MD: Oh and I have a special announcement to you people.

Mad Dogg gets up and grabs a mike on the table. He looks at the three men in the ring.

MD: Hey you guys…yo over here. Yeah I'm talking to you. Well seeing as how I am bored at the moment, we should add some excitement to this match. So now this match will have No Disqualification. That is all.

Mad Dogg sits back down. Kyle, Evan, and Ian nod their heads and face each other again.

RW: WOW! It just got from better to best!

JC: Mad Dogg rules!

MD: Yeah I know.

RW: Anyway, on to the match.

The bell then rings and the match officially begins. Kyle goes straight to Ian and the two grapple. Ian grabs Kyle's arm and applies an arm wrench. Kyle then reverses it by going behind Ian and applying an arm wrench of his own. Ian grabs Kyle's head, lifts himself in the air and then brings him down for a snapmare. Ian holds onto the head for a sleeper hold. While this is happening, Evan watches what is happening. As soon as Ian gets the sleeper hold on, Evan jumps and dropkicks Ian in the face. Ian holds his face in pain as Evan goes to pick up Kyle. Evan whips Kyle to the turnbuckle and goes up to him. Evan starts throwing punches at Kyle trying to make him bleed. Evan then grabs Kyle's head and puts in a neck wrench. After holding it for a couple seconds though, Kyle lifts Evan in the air for a backdrop into a pin. The referee makes the count. 1…2…Ian kicks Kyle in the back causing Kyle to let go. Ian picks up Kyle And delivers a few forearm shots. He then whips Kyle to the ropes. On the way back though, Evan gets in-between them. He then drops down and drop toe holds Kyle to the ground. Ian then heads to Evan who is just getting up and clotheslines him. Ian picks up Evan and elbows him in the back of the head. He grabs Evan from behind and hits a russian leg sweep. Still holding on to Evan, Ian grabs his arm and applies an armbar. Evan tries to break free but can't seem to. Eventually, Kyle gets up and kicks Ian in the head. As Evan takes advantage of this, Kyle walks out of the ring and heads to the ring mat. He digs under the ring looking for something. He then pulls out a steel chair.

RW: Well looks like Kyle is going to take full advantage of this no DQ match.

MD: Yeah…everyone knows he can't win a match fairly.

RW: No they don't!

MD: Well…they should.

JC: Yeah.

RW: Oy…

Kyle enters the ring with the chair and waits for Evan to turn around. As soon as he does, Kyle lifts the chair back and whacks Evan in the head. Evan goes down hard. Kyle then heads to Ian and hits him in the head as well. Kyle drops the chair and picks up Ian. He places Ian between his legs. He lifts Ian in the sir and goes to powerbomb Ian onto the chair but Ian sets himself straight and drops down. Ian then kicks Kyle in the gut and DDTs him on the chair. Evan starts to get up and heads towards Ian. As Ian turns to face Evan, Evan starts throwing punches at Ian. Evan punches him to the edge of the ropes. Evan then paces back and then runs towards Ian and clotheslines him over the top rope. Ian is sprawled on the floor as Evan looks down. Evan then climbs the top rope and stands perched. Ian slowly starts to get up. As he gets up, he turns to face Evan. Evan then jumps and hits a hurricarana from the turnbuckle to the outside. Evan gets up and Ian lies on his back in pain. Evan goes to pick up Evan but out of nowhere, Kyle jumps over the ropes and dives onto Evan. Kyle flies too far out though and hits his head on the guardrail. Now all three men are now out on the ground. No movement is seen for awhile. Suddenly, Evan starts to get up. Ian does as well. Kyle is having trouble getting up. Evan heads to Ian and grabs him by the head. He brings him to the turnbuckle post and smashes his head in. As Ian falls to the ground, Evan heads to Kyle and picks him up. Evan goes to whip Kyle into the guardrail but Kyle telegraphs the move and Evan goes crashing into the guardrail shoulder first. Kyle shakes his head and ignores the pain. Kyle goes under the ring once again and this time pulls out a table. Kyle sets up the table next to the ring.

RW: What a match so far. This is great.

MD: Now what is Kyle doing? Oh man…he's using a table.

JC: Cool. We get to see someone go through a table.

Kyle heads towards Ian and picks him up. Kyle knees Ian in the gut as they walk. He rolls Ian onto the table. Kyle then heads to Evan and picks him up. Kyle drags Evan by the hair and places him on the apron. Kyle climbs the apron himself. He places Evan next to the table that Ian is on. Kyle then places Evan between his legs as both are still on the apron. He then lifts Evan up, jumps from the apron, and delivers a piledriver to Evan through the table with Ian on it. All three men go through and are knocked out on the ground as table pieces are everywhere. The chant of "holy shit" is heard all around the arena.

Phil: OH MY GOD! What a mess.

Steve: That was great. I have never seen anything quite like that.

Phil: You always say that though…

Steve: SILENCE!

Phil: You are a sad person…I hope you know that.

Steve: WHAT?

As all three men are out, the referee check on the three of them. Suddenly, movement comes from Kyle. He slowly gets up and brushes himself. He picks up Evan and throws him into the ring. Kyle goes to enter the ring but then thinks to himself. He then goes under the ring once again and this time pulls out a ladder. Kyle throws the ladder into the ring. He enters the ring and picks up the ladder. He sets the ladder up and starts climbing it. Evan is now slowly getting up. He notices Kyle climbing the ladder and climbs up to meet him. At the top, Evan and Kyle meet face to face. The two men start trading punches trying to knock each other off. Meanwhile, Ian is starting to get up. He notices the two men at the top punching each other and comes up with a plan. Ian enters the ring and picks up the chair still in the ring. He then heads to the ladder. Evan and Kyle both notice Ian and go to jump off but it is too late. Ian hits the ladder with the chair. The ladder slowly falls and Ian and Kyle both fall off and their necks hit the ropes. The crowd cheers for the great match so far. Ian takes the ladder and places it in front of the turnbuckle. Ian picks up Kyle and whips him into the ladder. Kyle falls in pain from the ladder. Ian then heads to Evan and picks him up as well. Ian drags Evan towards the ladder and rakes his face on the ladder. He drops Evan and covers him. 1…2…kick out. Ian gets up and now picks up Kyle. Ian grabs Kyle from behind and goes for a german suplex but Kyle flips over Ian and lands on his feet. Ian spins around and is met with a clothesline. Kyle goes to grab the chair again and waits for Ian to get up. Kyle sets up the chair and runs the ropes. As he runs, Kyle jumps off the chair and hits a crossbody on Ian. 1…2…kick out. Kyle gets up and picks up Ian again. Evan now comes from nowhere and dropkicks Kyle to the ground. Evan then heads to Ian and suplexes him. Evan exits the ring and heads towards the timekeeper. He takes the bell and goes back to the ring. As Kyle slowly gets up, Evan runs towards him and hits him with the bell. Evan makes the cover. 1…2…kick out yet again. Blood is now coming from Kyle's head. Evan starts getting mad. He now heads towards Ian and picks him up. He sets him up for Satan's Halo and hits it. Suddenly, Kyle gets up right away. This reacts the crowd with excitement. As Evan slowly turns around, Kyle kicks Evan in the gut and hits Murphy's Law! Kyle is still hurt from the shot to the head though and cannot make the cover. All three men are out in the center of the ring. The crowd claps their hands and stomps their feet so somebody can get up. The referee starts the count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…some movement is made from Ian and Evan…7….8…Ian is on one knee and Evan is up. Evan grabs Ian and goes for a DDT but Ian punches Evan in the gut and places him between his legs and hits Lesson Learned. Ian Wynn taunts the crowd as it seems that He is going to win.

MD: Ian seems to be getting the upper hand here. It doesn't look good for Kyle.

JC: It's not over yet though.

RW: Johnny has a point.

JC: You agreed with me? My god…could you say that again so I get it on tape.

RW: We're on tape already you idiot.

MD: SHUT UP!

JC: He started it…

Ian Wynn exits the ring as Evan and Kyle are still out. Ian goes under the ring and pulls out another table. Ian throws the table into the ring. He enters the ring again and sets up the table. Ian now goes to the ladder and set that up as well. Ian heads to Kyle and picks him up. He now places him on the table. Evan starts getting up as well. Evan notices the ladder and starts climbing it. Ian and Kyle don't notice this though. Ian gets up on the table along with Kyle. Ian grabs Kyle by the neck and signals for a chokeslam. Ian lifts Kyle in the air. Meanwhile, Evan is at the top of the ladder. Ian goes to slam him but Kyle grabs Ian by the head and hits Murphy's Law but the tables doesn't break. Evan jumps off the top of the ladder and hits a leg drop on Ian breaking the table. Ian is out cold. Evan slowly gets up and notices Kyle standing. Evan heads towards Kyle and spins him around. Evan goes to kick him but Kyle grabs the leg. Evan the goes for an enzeguri but Kyle ducks. Kyle brings Evan down and applies an ankle lock on Evan. Evan yells in pain. But Evan turns himself around and kicks Kyle in the face. Kyle hits the turnbuckle. Evan then drops down on one knee from the fatigue. You can now see sweat and blood coming down his face. Meanwhile, Kyle slides under the ring and heads to the timekeeper's table. He grabs his XCW World Title and runs back into the ring. He holds the title steady as Evan starts to get up. As Evan turns, Kyle hits Evan in the head with the title belt.

RW: That could do it right there.

MD: Maybe…

JC: Nah…it couldn't be.

At the other table…

Phil: What a shot to the head.

Steve: It doesn't look good for Evan. Can Kyle win it?

Kyle heads towards Evan and goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out!

RW: He kicked out! How the hell did he do that?

JC: I don't know.

Kyle now starts to get mad. He picks up Evan and places him next to the belt on the ground. He grabs his head and hits Murphy's Law yet again this time onto the belt. Kyle covers Evan and hooks the leg all the way back as referee Adam Brooks makes the count. 1….2….and as soon as Adam hits the mat a third time, Ian jumps at Kyle and hits him in the head the same time that the three count is made.

MD: Was that a save or a pinfall?

RW: I…don't know.

JC: Too close to tell if you ask me.

RW: We didn't…

Adam Brooks thinks about it for a second. He then nods and orders the bell to ring. He picks up the XCW World Title and pushes the title into Kyle's chest as he raises his hand in the air.

MD: Kyle won!

RW: I thought the save was made.

JC: Well the ref calls the match and he says that Kyle got the three count in time.

Kyle stumbles in the ring awhile before finally realizing that he won. "Enter Sandman" play again as the crowd cheers on the match. Kyle rolls under the ring and leaves the ring as blood drips from his forehead. Evan slowly starts to get up as Ian argues with the referee. Evan holds his head in pain as he walks out of the ring with a pissed off look on his face. He seems to be walking funny but he is able to walk away. As Kyle makes his way to the ramp, he taunts the crowd a final time. The announcer enters the ring and speaks again.

Announcer: The winner of this match…and STILL XCW World Heavyweight Champion…"The Superior One" KYLE MURPHY!

MD: I don't like the results but it was a great match in my view.

RW: Well Kyle sure proved himself and then some.

JC: Yeah…just peachy.

RW: Well lets get to the next match.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR XCW WORLD CHAMPION: Kyle Murphy via pinfall!!!

JIMMY JOHNSON & CREW PRESENT
WHACK OF THE NIGHT

Steve: Now wait a second, what's this?

The camera cuts to the stage where a man dressed in a Santa Clause outfit has made his way down the ramp. He's waving to people in the crowd and he carries a sack over his shoulder. He slowly makes his way towards the ring, and climbs up the steps. He throws his bag over the top rope, and steps into the ring.

Phil: Who's this dumb ass? Christmas was a few days ago. Hey jackass, you're late!

Steve: Must be one of those idiot mall Santa's!

Santa steps up behind Apoc, and suddenly hooks his arms and spins him into an Impaler.

Steve: What the....

Phil: That's the Bad Trip! Did you see that? Bad Trip!

Steve: What's Dave Steel doing dressed like Santa Clause?

Phil: I don't know but that has to be him!

Steve: Wait, wasn't Dave in the audience?

The camera cuts to where it showed Dave Steel in the audience earlier. His seat his empty, but Jessica "The Fox In a Box" is still there next to where Steel's seat his, and she's clapping and screaming.

Phil: What's Dave's deal with Apoc? Santa Clause doesn't do much after but grab his sac and walk up the ramp backwards.

Steve: Wow, that was really weird.

END CLIP

MAIN EVENT #3
British Badd Ass vs. Legion
Hell in a Cell Match

MD: What was that?!?! When did that happen?!?

JC: You were getting a pretzel or something.

RW: Yeah, you didn't know about that?

MD: Why would I have? I wasn't here?

RW: Yeah, but Dave is your buddy. Didn't he tell you he was going to do that?

MD: I guess not....

RW: Oh well. This next match should be intense.

Steve: O h yo uthink so huh?

Phil: Damn Randy, I knew you were dumb but you're just figuring out this next match is going to be intense?

RW: Well I....

MD: All right pudding heads, shut your traps, the match is about to begin.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Harvey Vaughn: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the main event! The following match is a Hell in a Cell match!

The crowd roars.

Harvey Vaughn: Introducing first, from Southwick, England.....

"The Boys are Back in Town" blast into the arena, and the fans go wild.

Harvey Vaughn: Weighing in at three hundred twenty-five pounds, he is the British Badd Ass.... Glenn Owen!

British Badd Ass hits the stage quickly and power walks to the ring looking focused. He rolls right under the bottom rope and to his feet. He raises a single arm as the crowd cheers then lowers it quickly and waits for Legion.

Steve: Badd Ass is looking extremely determined tonight guys.

Phil: Definitely!

Harvey Vaughn: And his opponent, from an unknown location....

"Chop Suey by System of a Down" hits the speakers, and.....

Harvey Vaughn: Weighing in at....., he is... Legion!

Legion slowly walks down the ramp. He slowly makes his way towards the steps. He inches his way along the ring apron, and just stops. His eyes lock on those of British Badd Ass through his black mask.

Mad Dogg: This is gonna be one hell of a f*cking fight boys!

BBA stands on the inside staring directly into Legion's eyes. Legion stands on the outside, staring right back. Some officials try to tell Legion to get in the ring so that they can lower the cell, and he simply looks at them and they step off. Legion lifts one leg up, and steps directly over the top rope. He slowly lifts the other leg in. He stays there several more seconds, just staring as the cell is being lowered. Legion then takes two steps forward. Glen Owen does not move. Legion takes a few more small steps forward. Glenn does not bust. The referee steps close now, and stands infront of both men who are facing each other. Legion walks a few more steps forward, and stands directly infront of British Badd Ass. The two are now face to face in the middle of the ring. Cameras are flashing all around the arena as these two men stand face to face, eye to eye, as the enormous cell is lowered.

RW: Damn.....

JC: Here goes the neighborhood....

The referee begins to give the wrestlers a few reminders before the bell rings. Suddenly, the entire arena goes silent. Everything seems incredibly silent. A roach could fart, and you would hear it. The silence is amazing. Everyone in the arena just stares at these two staring at each other. Then THUD! The cell hits the arena floor. Everything is still quite. Too quite.

Mad Dogg: I've been in this business for a few years now, and this is f*cking crazy! Listen to me, my voice is echoing in this place!

RW: Yeah it is hard to....

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The bell ends the silence and punches begin to fly! Legion strikes first, then Badd Ass! Then Legion! Then Badd Ass! Legion! Badd Ass! Legion! Badd Ass! Legion! Legion! Legion! Legion is in control now! Legion pounds into BBA's head and backs him into the corner. BBA blocks a shot and counters with a few of his own and battles out of the corner! BBA nails a spin kick and takes Legion down.

Phil: This match is incredible already!

Mad Dogg: That it is!

BBA goes for another spin kick but Legion grabs hold of BBA's leg and flips him dropping him to the ground. Legion picks up BBA and whips him to the ropes and connects with a clothesline. Legion picks up BBA again and hits him with a DDT this time. He goes for the cover. 1…2…kick out. Legion grabs BBA's arm and puts him in an armbar. BBA tries to get to the ropes but Legions keeps him in the center of the ring. BBA then gets himself up and punches Legion in the face. BBA lifts Legion up and goes behind Legion. He lifts Legion in the air and german suplexes him. 1…2…kick out. BBA grabs Legion by the head and applies a sleeper hold. Legion tries to hit BBA in the head but he can't reach him. Legion eventually gets up and elbows him in the gut twice but BBA doesn't let go. Legion hits him in the gut a third time and BBA finally lets go. Legion punches BBA over and over again until he is next to the ropes. Legion then whips BBA to the ropes and on the way back, Legion back flips BBA over the ropes and onto the cell wall. BBA holds his back in pain as Legion exits the ring. He picks up BBA and presses his face on the cell wall. He then rakes his face up and down. He then throws BBA to the ground. Legion heads towards BBA and kicks him in the gut. Legion picks up BBA again and goes for a snap suplex and hits it. Legion then goes under the ring apron and grabs a chair from underneath. Legion waits for BBA to get up and as soon as BBA does, Legion cracks BBA open in the head with the chair. Blood pours from BBA's forehead. Legion walks over BBA's body and grabs him by the neck. He lifts him up from underneath and throws him into the cell wall. Legion goes to spear BBA but BBA moves out of the way and Legion hits his head on the cell. BBA grabs Legion and holds him by the head. BBA place him next to the chair and then hits a DDT onto the chair. BBA picks up Legion and drags him to the cell door. BBA kicks the door open and drags Legion with him. BBA picks up Legion and places him on his shoulder. BBA then runs and rams Legion's head into the cell. BBA backs up and does it again. BBA goes for a third try but Legion goes behind BBA and pushes him into the cell. Legion grabs BBA's head from behind and hits a reverse DDT. Legion looks down at BBA and you can see the emotion in his eyes. He picks up BBA and picks him up. He then starts climbing to the top of the cell with BBA on his shoulder.

Steve: Oh no…this can't be good.

JC: Something exciting is going to happen.

MD: Somebody is going to die if they don't wake up.

As soon as they get to the top, Legion drops BBA on the top of the cell. The cameras are flashing like crazy as Legion looks around. Legion picks up BBA and gives him another punch to the face. Legion then goes for a suplex but BBA places his leg behind Legion's. BBA grabs Legion and hits a suplex on the cell. The cell rattles with the impact. BBA picks up Legion and scoop slams him on the cell. BBA goes on top of Legion and looks down on him. BBA just laughs at Legion. Legion then extends his arm and grabs BBA by the neck again. Legion picks himself up and holds on to BBA. Legion then lifts BBA in the air and hits a chokeslam onto the top of the cell. Legion stands on BBA and looks down on him. blood pours from Legion's face. Legion takes his finger and takes some blood from his forehead. He then places the blood on BBA's forehead to form a cross.

MD: Oh no…that can't be good.

Phil: What do you mean?

MD: Do you know what that means?

Steve: Uhh…he's baptized?

MD: NO STUPID! It means that the end is coming for him. And it’s not going to be pretty.

RW: How do you know?

MD: I just do…

Legion picks up BBA and carries him over to the edge of the cell. He looks down at the announcer table.

JC: Uhh…I'm outta here.

MD: Damn straight.

RW: Wait up guys.

All three men get up from their seats and watch overhead. Legion nods to himself. He then looks down at BBA. Legion grabs BBA and puts him over his head. He goes to throw him off but BBA travels down behind Legion's back and spins him around. He then kicks Legion in the gut and grabs him by the neck. BBA the lifts Legion in the air and POWERCHOKESLAMS OFF THE CELL AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!

MD: HOLY SHIT!

RW: My god…I don't believe it.

Steve: I'm speechless…

MD: Dude, I'm checking on him.

Mad Dogg heads towards Legion and looks down at him. Legion looks up at the sky with his eyes still open. He does not say a word though. BBA stands at the top of the cell taunting the crowd. Chants of "SFT" are heard all around the arena. BBA looks down as Legion is being checked on by Mad Dogg and other officials. Suddenly, Legion sits right back up. He gets up from the broken pieces and looks up at BBA. Everyone is in shock at this.

RW: How the…

JC: Don't speak Randy…just don't speak…

Legion starts climbing the cage as BBA look in shock. As Legion climbs the cage, BBA hits him in the face but he doesn't even flinch. BBA hits him again and still nothing. Legion keeps walking towards BBA as he ignores BBA's punches. Legion then grabs BBA and lifts him up in the air, and press slams him on the cell. Legion picks up BBA again and makeshift slingshot suplexes him through the center on the cell and into the ring!

JC: DAMN!

Steve: A modified version of The Darkness!

MD: Damn this is a good fight.

Legion took way to much out of himself, and can't crawl over to make the cover.

RW: Damn! Legion really hurt himself here!

Mad Dogg: Well to be honest with you, I don't think he cares much! It's not about victory to him, it's about pain. And he's accomplished that here tonight.

JC: Well said.

Legion begins to stir, but Badd Ass does as well. Some how, Badd Ass gets to his feet first. He strikes Legion once, twice, three times. Badd Ass is tired and drenched in sweat. He staggers towards the corner to catch his breath, then unexpectedly begins to climb it.

RW: Oh boy.

Steve: I don't like this!

RW: Badd Ass just might finish Legion off!

Badd Ass makes it to the top, and pauses to gather himself again. Legion staggers over to the corner and comes to face Badd Ass. Badd Ass dives..... boot to the gut!

JC: Ahhhh!

BBA is hunched over now and staggering, Legion staggers, and bounces off the ropes. He slides down to the mat, rolls BBA over, then uses his feet to hook BBA's arms down!

Mad Dogg: Roll up!

Ref: 1.....

Steve: Can this be it right here?

Ref: 2.....

JC: I think it is!

Ref: .....3!

Mad Dogg: It's over!

BBA kicks out! Ref raises his arm signaling the three count, and calls for the bell!

RW: That's it! It's all done!

JC: Damn! I thought Badd Ass managed to kick out! That was a damn close one. Don't you think so Mad Dogg?

John looks over to Dogg's seat, but he's not there.

JC: Mad Dogg? Damn it!

RW: Where'd he go now?

Back in the ring Legion is slowly crawling to his feet, as does British Badd Ass, who is in complete shock. They both manage to get on their feet, and stand at opposite sides of the ring. Their eyes meet yet again. And the staring contest that the battle begin with us happening all over again.

Steve: Uh.... Does this like..... Mean something?

RW: Yeah, it means the battle has only begun!

JC: No you idiot, it means the battle is finally over!

Phil: Who knows what it means!?!?

JC: Wait a second.... that Santa guy is back!

Suddenly the cell stops lowering and everyone's attention is on this Santa walking down the ramp. Except for the attention of BBA and Legion. They continue to stare each other down.

Steve: Ummmmm. Maybe they should pay attention.

RW: Yeah, every other time Santa has walked down that ramp this evening, someone got laid out!

JC: I'm telling ya, that's Dave Steel in that Santa suit!

The camera pans over the audience and shows Dave Steel standing by his seat clapping.

JC: Damn it!

RW: Then if not Dave Steel, who the hell is it?!?

JC: Wait a second....

Suddenly Santa slides into the ring and is moving fast. Legion sees him and is alert in a flash. They meet in the middle of the ring and begin to slug at each other, BBA just looks on in disbelief. Santa strikes Legion hard, and sends him railing towards the ropes. He bounces back slowly and is met with a familiar taunt, signifying a familiar finisher, followed by a kick to the gut and a....... DOGG BYTE!!!

JC: I knew it all along!

RW: Mad Dogg!

Steve: Mad Dogg!

Phil: Mad Dogg!

JC: Ahhhh!

RW: What the hell is all this about?!?!

Mad Dogg rips off the Santa beard, the Santa specs, and the Santa hat. He rips off the Santa coat, and throws it to the mat. Dogg walks over to the turnbuckle, grabs ahold of the top ropes, and pulls himself up. He raises his arms into the air as the fans go insane. Dogg then steps off the turnbuckle and looks British Badd Ass in the eyes. Badd Ass is confused, but smiling. Badd Ass extends his hand, and Dogg takes it..... and pulls him into a Dogg Byte!

Steve: Dogg has crossed Glenn Owen!

Phil: What's going on?!?

Mad Dogg looks down at Glenn for a second and just stares. He picks Glenn back up, runs him over to the side of the cage which has not raised all the way, and slams his head off it, busting him open. Dogg lets Glenn fall to the mat now. Dogg scoops up the Santa hat and places it on his head. He goes to the turnbuckle again and raises one arm as the crowd roars.

JC: Wow.

RW: What does all this mean?

Steve: What's the fricken purpose?

Phil: I have no idea,

JC: Who does?

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Legion via pinfall!!!

PPV CLOSING

RW: Well everyone, it's been a huge night with some huge matches.

JC: I'm still at a loss for words!

Steve: Hopefully you can keep that up....

RW: See you all at Titans!

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