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With Phil and Steve February 2, 2002 Saturday Night 10:00pm |
SLAUGHTER OPENING
Inferno Happenings....
MATCH NUMBER ONE
In the ring is Daniel Mendoza, Music hits and Rampage makes his way out from
the back. He walks down the ramp and looks into the ring, But out of know where
is Evan Corbyn and Torment. Corbyn and Torment pound Rampage to the ground when
Mendoza jumps out of the ring and runs up the ramp, he tries to hit Torment but
Torment kicks him in the gut and throws him up the ramp. Corbyn is pounding rampage
with lefts and rights and then drags him up the ramp and just throws him to the
back, Torment picks up Mendoza and drags his body to the back.
No Contest!
Just then Cocky by Kid Rock hit’s the PA!!
MATCH NUMBER TWO
"In The End" by Linkin Park blasts throughout the arena, as the former Intercontinental
Champion Switchblade paces down the ramp and slides into the ring.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Christian Cage via Pinfall!
As the referee declares Cage the winner, Evan and Legion re-enter the ring, and
stomp away at a fallen Switchblade, soon thereafter Christian Cage joins them,
when from the back comes Iceman, steele chair in hand, he slides in the ring,
nailing Cage first, then swinging wildly nailing Corbyn, and then connects with
a violent shot to Legion. Switchblade rolls to the outside of the ring. President
Jesus and Manslaughter run out to the ringside. Manslaughter picks up Switchblade
by his knees and drops him chin first on the guardrail. Switchblade stumbles back
toward Pres. Jesus who kicks Switchblade in the gut. Switchblade double overs.
Pres. Jesus lifts Switchblade up, runs and hits the X-Bomb sending Switchblade
over the guardrail and landing very hard on the cement.
Slaughters opening video plays. SFT stars are shown in it. From Amp to BBA to
Shadow to Mad Dogg to Tony Barrera to President Anthony Jesus. Pyro shoots off
and Slaughter is on the air.
Steve: Welcome to Saturday Night Slaughter!! Tonight is huge! Eight matches are
on tap. Three of those matches are title matches. And the most important match
of all is for the SFT World title. The winner if the first and Undisputed SFT
World Heavyweight champion!!!
Phil: With all that instore, lets start the show!!
Daniel Mendoza versus Rampage
Rookie Match
Phil: What just went on.
Steve: Well Evan Corbyn and Torment just beat the hell out of Rampage and Daniel
Mendoza.
Phil: Well fans I don’t think we will be seeing this match.
Steve: Who is this?
Phil: I am not sure.
A male with short dark blond hair and green eyes and with black sunglasses on
and has long black jeans. and has on a Nice black t-shirt can be seen coming our
from the back. he has a microphone is his hand.
Phil: Who is this guy?
Steve: Like I said when his music hit, I don’t know.
The Man: You must now be thinking to yourselves, who is this guy. Well let me
tell you who I am. I am Erik Dean, I am the New General Manager for Strike Fantasy
Towers. Yes I am the new GM for SFT, Here starts a new era for SFT. I am going
to make sure that all things stay in order here in the SFT. I have nothing more
to say to you all but this, Don’t cross me, because if you do, it will be the
end of you.
Cocky his the PA again and Erik Dean walks into the back.
Switchblade versus Christian Cage
Singles Match
"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica then hits as Christian Cage pops from behind
the curtain. He takes his time getting to ring, when suddenly from the crowd comes
Legion and Evan Corbyn of the Dead Pac. Evan, turns Switchblade around to face
him and delivers a massive DDT. Legion lifts Switchblade from the mat and tosses
him the floor. The two Dead Pac members follow, Evan, nails Switchblade with a
knee to the stomach and then throws him into a massive clothesline by Legion.
As Legion continues the assault Evan grabs a pair of steele chairs, he tosses
one to Legion and keeps the other. As a beaten Switchblade struggles to his feet,
both Legion and Corbyn swing, Legion connecting in the skull of Switchblade, as
Evan delivers a bone shattering shot the Switchblades ribs. He collapses to the
floor in agony. Legion lifts him from the floor and tosses him into the ring to
Christian Cage, who lifts him from the mat and delivers his finisher Kruze Control.
The referee rings the belll finally starting the match, and Christian Cage makes
the cover 1..2..3..
Phil: Switchblade is unconscious and just got his ass handed to him!!
Pres. Jesus(yells): Payback is a bitch!! Fuck with the alliance and get your
ass put out!!
Iceman slides out the ring as Jesus and Manslaughter duck up the ramp.
Steve: Lets go to commercial!
MATCH NUMBER THREE
Bullet versus Damion Xavier
Singles Match
Phil- All right Steve I think we shall get to our next match.
Steve- Thats right. Its between Damion Xavier and Bullet.
Bullet's music hits and he comes running out down to the ring.
Steve- He looks ready. I think Damion is going to have a challenge.
Then Damion Xavier's msic hits and he comes walking down the ramp.When he gets
in the ring the ref sounds the bell. DING DING DING.
Damion bounces off the ropes and delivers a huge spear on Bullet. Damion picks
up bullet and throws him the the outside. Then Damion begins to taunt the crowd.
Phil- Hey look at the man. He's taunting the crowd like he already won.
While Damion is taunting bullet gets in the ring and gives Damion a reverse ddt.
Bullet then starts giving Damion left and right's right too the face.
Steve- Ha if the ref doesnt stop him now bullet is going to pound Damion's face
into the matt.
Eventually the ref stops Bullet, but Bullet then gets Damion in a Boston Crab.
Steve- I think he is going to make Damion tap.
As Damion is about to tap he grabs the ropes. Bullet it forced off. Damion then
stands up and just gives bullet a huge clothsline. Damion then picks up Bullet
and throws him in the corner. He then gives Bullet a power slam off the top rope.
Phill- Oh my god, i'm surprised he didnt break his back.
Damion then gets Bullet in a sharpshooter. Bullet is trying very hard to reach
the ropes when he is about too Damion pulls him away from them. All of a sudden
Bullet taps.
Ding ding ding.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Damion Xavier via Submission!
The lights go out!!! A complete blackness comes over the arena. A green T.E.
begins to flash on the Strike-a-Tron. The lights come back on. Damion Xavier is
on the top rope. Eliminator is behind Bullet. Eliminator hits the T.E. Bomb on
Bullet!! Eliminator then lifts Bullet on his shoulders. Damion Xavier flies off
the top rope executing the Doomsday Device on Bullet!!
Steve: Looks like Aftermath is baaaaaaaacccckkkkk!!
Phil: This is real trouble for the West Coast Playas.
MATCH NUMBER FOUR
Ace versus Iceman
Intercontinental Title - Singles Match
Ace is in the ring waiting for Iceman to show up. All of a sudden we see Iceman
fall through the curtain, he rolls down the aisle, Legion and Fox are seen kicking
Iceman, they drag him all the way down to the ring and throw him in there. Ace
just stands there not knowing what to do. He covers Iceman, the ref counts 1.2.3.
Steve: What the?
Phil: Looks like Ace is the new IC Champ.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Ace via Pinfall!
Ace cannot even celebrate as Legion and Fox enter and begin to beat up both men,
from the back we see Switchblade come running out, he evens the score as Ace,
Switchblade, and Iceman begin to sway the tide. All of a sudden we see Torment
and Evan Corbyn come out, the Dead Pac begin to beat down all 3 men, they concentrate
on Switchblade and Legion and Fox grabs Switchblades knee and they set it up on
the lower turnbuckle and they fall on it, there is a large crack heard as Switchblades
kneecap is broken.
Steve: Oh my god!!!!!
Phil: God has nothing to do with it Steve.
The crowd is booing loudly as we see SFT officials come running out and we go
to commercial.
MATCH NUMBER FIVE
Joe Gunn versus Evan Corbyn
United States Title - Singles Match
Dragula by Rob Zombie begins to play!! Joe "The Show" Gunn makes his way out
to the ring. Joe Gunn slides in the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle. Joe Gunn
looks out to the crowd as....
....The lights dim and Halo by Soil hits!! Evan Corbyn slowly walks down the
ramp. Evan Corbyn rolls in the ring. Evan Corbyn walks right up to Joe Gunn. Evan
Corbyn then walks backward and sits down in the corner.
Steve: Well the bell is about to ring. And this match is about to kick off.
Phil: Correct Steve. I think Evan and Joe might seriously hurt each other.
Steve: I hope the EMTs are on alert.
Phil: Me too.
Ding Ding Ding
Evan Corbyn stands up and approaches the middle of the ring. Joe Gunn walks up
to Corbyn and shoves him.
Steve: Not a smart move on Gunn's part.
Evan Corbyn just smiles. Evan Corbyn appraoches Joe Gunn. Joe Gunn talks a little
trash and shoves Corbyn once again.
Phil: This young man really wants his butt kicked.
Evan Corbyn just looks down at his chest, then looks up at Joe Gunn. Joe Gunn
approaches Evan Corbyn and Corbyn just punches Gunn rght in his mouth. Gunn falls
to the mat.
Steve: Evan Corbyn just dropped Joe Gunn with one punch.
Joe Gunn backs up out the ring. Joe Gunn circles around the ring. Joe Gunn slides
back into the ring. Joe Gunn locks up with Evan Corbyn. Joe Gunn has the slight
advantage until the back up into the corner.
Phil: Evan with a poke to the eye.
Evan Corbyn whips Joe Gunn across the ring. Joe Gunn slams into the turnbuckles.
Joe Gunn stumbles out of the corner. Evan Corbyn runs at him and misses a clothesline.
Joe Gunn catches Corbyn by his head and hits a neckbreaker.
Steve: ..1 ..2 aaannnndd NO!! Evan Corbyn kicked out!
Joe Gunn gets up and kicks Evan Corbyn in the gut. Joe Gunn drops an elbow on
the chest of Corbyn. Joe Gunn lifts Evan Corbyn off the mat. Joe Gunn kicks Corbyn
in the gut. Crobyn buckles over. Joe Gunn bounces off the ropes and kicks Evan
Corbyn in his spine.
Phil: Joe Gunn with another pin attempt. 1.. 3..
Steve: 3!?!? Thats only 2 fool!
Phil: My bad.
Steve: Becareful or it'll be your pinkslip or worse, my foot up your backside.
Phil: Bring it!!
Steve: Alright, you asked for it.
Steve grabs Phil and starts smashing him in the back. Steve bounces Phil's head
off the announce table. Meanwhile, Legion and Torment run down to the ring. Legion
and Torment grab Joe Gunn and toss him off into the ropes. Torment and Legion
lift Joe Gunn high in the air and slam him down to the mat. The ref calls for
the bell. Then the three Dead Pac members begin to pummel Joe Gunn. Pres. Jesus
runs out to the ring. Pres. Jesus gets in between the Dead Pac and Joe Gunn.
Pres. Jesus: Guys stop!! Dont do this!!
Dead Pac stare at Jesus.
Pres. Jesus: Do This!!
Pres. Jesus runs and kicks Joe Gunn in the stomach as hard he can!! Legion smiles
at his old friend. Torment and Evan Corbyn continue to beat up on Joe Gunn. Legion
and Pres. Jesus walk up the ramp, Torment and Evan Corbyn soon follow.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Joe Gunn via Disqualification(DQ)!
MATCH NUMBER SIX
Steve: Now, up next we have a triple threat match pitting three familiar faces
in the SFT squared circle against each other and against Punkman! Hardcore and
Dave Steel are hoping that they will emerge the victor, and maybe it might boost
them up in the rankings!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Dave Steel via Pinfall!
(Suddenly outta no where Jed Masters comes running down to the ring with a Steel
Chair in his Hand! He runs in and smashes Steel over the head with the Chair.
He picks up Steel and Hits the Masterclass. Masters Grabs the Mic from The ring
announcer)
Hardcore versus Punkman versus Dave Steel
3-Way Dance
Phil: Otherwise known as a filler match. *yawn* Wake me when Steel's execution
is over.
Steve: Ignore my futuristically-challenged closed-minded friend here, but I believe
that this is going to be a really good showing by some of the best talent the
SFT has to offer as well as Steel ex world champ, who can almost be called a veteran
now. You know he isn't happy to be in this match Truthy, but he's in the ring
with Hardcore and we're awaiting the Dave Steel.
Steve: Dave Steel and Punkman tie up first, and Dave Steel takes Punkman down
to the mat with a snap overhead suplex! Hardcore is watching these two men go
at it carefully. Punkman back to his feet now, and Dave Steel bounces off the
ropes and hits a diving forearm smash right to the chin of Punkman! The big man
just took to the air! Hardcore is now climbing to the top rope, and he dives off
at the unsuspecting and downed Punkman , BUT DAVE STEEL CATCHES HIM IN A BEAR
HUG AND DELIVERS A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! Hardcore hits HARD and rolls right
out of the ring! Did you just see that Truthy?!
Phil: *wakes up* Huh...? Oh yeah! What a devestating manuever, I don't think
he's be getting up for a long time, that.. err.. what's his name again? Where
am I?
Steve: Nevermind. Dave Steel is in complete control of this match, and it doesn't
look like that's about to change, as he delivers a hard scoop slam to Punkman,
and he follows up with a cover... 1...2.. KICK OUT! Punkman is quickly to his
feet, and the crowd is starting to get into this one! Whip into the ropes by Dave
Steel, Punkman ducks the clothesline, and hits a Flying Lariat!! Both men are
down, and Hardcore is still on the outside!
Phil: What lazy bastards. Meh. They are both getting up slowly in the ring, and
Dave Steel tries to sweep Punkman's legs out from under him, but Punkman jumps
up out of the way, and hits a spinning heel kick to the side of Dave Steel's head!
OUCH! I heard that, and it didn't feel very good. Punkman whips that tub of goo
into the ropes, and he follows with spinning elbow that actually takes Dave Steel
off his feet! Punkman pulls Dave Steel up and it looks like he's trying to pick
him up- FAT CHANCE.. LITERALLY! Canandian Dave Steel clubs Punkman over the back
and sets him up- POWERBOMB!
Steve: I see SOMEBODY finally decided to wake up and do his job. Don't know how
this show was carried without me..
Phil: You drama queen.
Steve: Anyway, cover by Dave Steel, one... two.. OH MY GOD! HARDCORE CAME OFF
THE TOP ROPE WITH A DIVING MOONSAULT TO BREAK UP THE COUNT! WHAT A MANUEVER! ALL
THREE MEN ARE LYING DOWN AND OUT! They are all getting up at the same pace, and
Dave Steel charges both men with a double clothesline, and both Hardcore and Punkman
duck, and they turn around! Kick to the stomach of Dave Steel, and.. A DOUBLE-FALL
FORWARD SUPLEX! IT TOOK BOTH MEN TO SUPLEX CP AND DAVE STEEL'S FACE HAS GOT TO
BE HURTING!
Phil: Punkman and Hardcore are up, and they trade punches! Hardcore takes the
advantage, and whips Punkman into the ropes, Punkman bounces back, and he hits
a flying hurricanranna!!! Punkman slides quickly out of the ring to regain his
composure, but Hardcore bounces off the opposite side, leaps ONTO THE TOP ROPE,
JUMPS OFF AND HITS A GULLOTINE LEG DROP! Both men came down on the outside mat
hard, and the ref is coutning them out! 1....2....3.....4....5.....6...both men
are slowly getting to their feet...7...8... what the hell is this? Dave Steel.....BLEEDING
RIGHT THROUGH HIS MASK, IS ON THE TOP ROPE! HE LOOKS TO THE CROWD... DO IT YOU
MORON! GARY BROWN AND THE WORLD WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!
Steve: BIG SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DAVE STEEL CRUSHES BOTH MEN!!!! WHAT A
MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!WHAT A MOVE BY DAVE STEEL! PUNKMAN IS DEAD, HARDCORE IS
DEAD, AND CANPAT ROLLS HARDCORE OVER- 1...... 2........ COUNT ALL DAMN DAY- ..3!!!
DAVE STEEL WINS! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE BY DAVE STEEL!
Jed: Steel, you think you have what it takes? Well Shadow, I Am begging you to
give me a shot against Steel some time soon!
Phil: There you have it people!
Steve: As you know, next up is the main event. The finals of the Lethal Lottery
and we crown SFT's first ever Undisputed Champion.
Phil: Lets go to a commercial break and when we comeback, we crown a World champion.
MATCH NUMBER SEVEN - MAIN EVENT
Ian Wynn versus Mad Dogg versus ICON versus Fireball versus Torment
Undisputed SFT World Heavyweight Title - Lethal Lottery Finals
Steve: We are back and as you can see, all 5 men are already in the ring.
Phil: This is for the SFT World Heavyweight Title!!
The bell then rings and the match begins. Mad Dogg heads towards Torment and
starts pounding on him. Mad Dogg whips Torment into the ropes and hits a high
knee. Fireball heads towards ICON and gives him a few lefts and rights. Fireball
grabs ICON and hits a suplex. Fireball applies a sleeper hold on ICON but Ian
Wynn notices that ICON is in trouble and dropkicks Fireball in the face. Ian picks
up Fireball and hits a DDT. Now ICON is up and as Ian Wynn picks up Fireball,
ICON and Ian give a double clothesline to Fireball. Mad Dogg meanwhile lifts Torment
in the air and goes to throw him out but Torment holds onto the ropes trying not
to fall over. Mad Dogg then grabs Torment and pulls him off the ropes. He picks
him up and body slams him. ICON and Ian Wynn are both beating up Fireball pretty
badly at the other end. Ian goes to shake ICON's hand after the beating but then
ICON clotheslines Ian to the ground.
Phil: Well it seems that when the title is on the line, you can't make friends.
Steve: Ian should have known better then to trust a guy like ICON. Especially
in a SFT Title Match.
Mad Dogg heads towards ICON and the two look at each other eye to eye. Mad Dogg
then pushes ICON. Then ICON pushes Mad Dogg back. The two then start trading punches
with each other. ICON gets the upper hand and whips Mad Dogg into the ropes. On
the way back, ICON hits a clothesline on Mad Dogg. ICON picks up Mad Dogg again
and goes for a suplex but Mad Dogg blocks it by giving ICON a headbutt. Fireball
then starts to get up and grabs Torment who is nearby. Fireball starts kicking
Torment in the gut over and over again. Fireball then picks up Torment and whips
him to the ropes. Fireball ducks down and then Torment grabs Fireball by the hair
and plants his face to the ground. Torment taunts the crowd as they boo. Suddenly,
Ian Wynn sneaks up from behind, grabs Torment by the head, and sends him flying
over the top and to the ground. The crowd cheers as Torment gets up and slams
the apron hard.
Phil: Torment is the first one to go.
Steve: Too bad. Well maybe someday he'll get another chance at the title.
Ian starts taunting Torment and laughs to himself. As Ian turns around though,
Fireball is there and grabs him from the sides for a belly to belly suplex. Meanwhile,
Mad Dogg is punching ICON at the turnbuckle. Mad Dogg then whips ICON to the other
turnbuckle. Mad Dogg runs and hits a body splash on ICON. ICON falls to the mat
hard. Mad Dogg then turns around and meets Fireball eye to eye. ICON and Ian start
to get up and they see each other eye to eye. The four men all look at each other
as the crowd cheers.
Phil: Looks like we're gonna get a tag match now.
Steve: I wouldn't be too sure of that now.
Suddenly, The two teams run towards each other. ICON and Mad Dogg hit a double
clothesline while Fireball and Ian give each other double clotheslines as well.
All four men are out in the ring. The referee just looks over the four men. Suddenly,
Mad Dogg starts to get up. As soon as he gets on one knee, ICON starts to get
up on one knee. The two notice each other once again and start trading punches
with each other while on one knee. Fireball then gets up and kicks ICON in the
head. He and Mad Dogg both start kicking ICON. Ian Wynn then gets up. He notices
ICON getting hit by both Fireball and Mad Dogg and instead of helping Mad Dogg,
Ian joins in and starts beating up ICON. They all pick up ICON and start giving
punches to him. Mad Dogg then whips ICON to the ropes. Fireball and Ian grab each
other by the arm and give a double clothesline to ICON sending him over the top
rope in a 360. ICON starts to get really mad and starts talking trash to Ian.
Ian just flips him the bird and laughs. But as soon as he turns around, Mad Dogg
gives a superkick to Ian and Ian goes over the top and onto ICON.
Phil: Now ICON and Ian are both eliminated.
Steve: Only two men remain.
ICON and Ian start walking to the back arguing with each other. Meanwhile, Fireball
and Mad Dogg stare down each other. Mad Dogg grabs Fireball and hits a bulldog
on him. Mad Dogg picks up Fireball and whips him to the turnbuckle. Mad Dogg goes
for another splash but Fireball kicks Mad Dogg in the face. Fireball then climbs
to the top rope and hits a dropkick to the back of Mad Dogg. Fireball picks up
Mad Dogg again and signals to send him over the top. He goes to but Mad Dogg elbows
Fireball in the gut and kicks him in the gut and delivers a Dogg Byte!
Phil: DOGG BYTE! DOGG BYTE!
Fireball gets up slowly and wobbles around. Mad Dogg grabs Fireball and lifts
him in the air. He then gorilla press slams Fireball over the top and to the ground.
The bell rings and the match ends.
Phil: HE DID IT!! MAD DOGG DID IT!
Steve: Mad Dogg's dream has finally come true. He is the first ever undisputed
SFT World Champion!
Phil: Amazing.
Mad Dogg stands in the center of the ring not believing what he has just done.
Mad Dogg then slowly climbs the top rope and taunts the crowd as they cheer like
crazy. The whole arena starts chanting Mad Dogg over and over again.
Harvey: The winner of this bout, and the FIRST EVER UNDESPUTED SFT WORLD CHAMPION
MAD DOGG!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Mad Dogg via Elimination and being Last Man Standing!
The referee grabs the huge title and hands it to Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg goes down
to his knees and looks down at the belt. He mutters something to himself while
looking at the belt. Then My Way (Regulator Remix 6.0) plays and Mad Dogg raises
the belt in the air. Mad Dogg taunts the crowd as the cameras flash. Suddenly,
"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot plays and Legion, Torment, and Evan Corbyn come out.
They enter the ring and start beating up Mad Dogg in the ring.
Phil: What the hell is this?
Steve: Dead Pac is here to kick ass.
Phil: This is suppose to be a special moment.
Steve: Aww, poor baby.
The three men start beating up Mad Dogg in the center of the ring. Suddenly,
ICON, Ian Wynn, and Fireball all come down to the ring and they start beating
up Dead Pac. ICON hits a Showstoppa on Legion and Legion rolls out of the ring.
Ian throws Evan over the top rope and Fireball kicks Torment in the gut and powerbombs
him out of the ring. Mad Dogg slowly gets up and notices the three ment looking
at Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg grabs his title and raises it in the air. Then ICON and
Ian nod and they lift Mad Dogg in the air. They hold him up while Fireball points
to Mad Dogg and taunts the crowd in favor of him. "My Way" hits again and the
crowd gives a standing ovation to Mad Dogg.
Phil: What a night. Dead Pac tried to ruin it but they failed.
Steve: They're not done yet though. They'll be back.
Phil: What a beautiful sight. Well your new world champion is Mad Dogg. This
is Phil.
Steve: And Steve.
Phil: Signing off. Good night everyone.
As Mad Dogg taunts the crowd with the title once again, the camera then....
FADE TO RED
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