Strike Fantasy Towers
Saturday Night Slaughter ™
With John Cartwright and Jessie Jobber
February 8th, 2003
Saturday Night 9:00pm

The bell sounds with both men already in the ring. Travis Hardy takes Badger down with an arm drag. Badger gets back up quickly only to walk into a sideheadlock take down. Hardy holds the headlock in but Badger uses locks his legs around Hardy's head. Hardy kicks out of the hold then rolls to his feet. Badger and hardy meet in the middle of the ring and Hardy tosses Badger with an overhead belly to belly suplex.

JJ: Nice moves.

Hardy waits for badger to get back up and tries to Irish whip him. Badger reverses the whip and pulls Hardy back into a sleeper hold. Hardy fights his way out of the sleeper hold with shots to the ribs, but Badger takes him down with a clothesline before he can amount any offense. Badger picks Hardy up by his head and brings him down with a vertical suplex. He gets up and calls for a top rope elbow drop, but before he can do a thing DVD and Amp storm the ring with steel chairs. DVD hits Hardy just as Amp hits Badger. The ref calls for the bell and tries to get DVD and Amp to stop.

JC: What's the meaning of this?

DVD tosses his chair to Hardy and as he catches it he nails the Van Daminator. DVD then body slams Badger onto the chair as Amp comes off the top with "High Velocity".

JJ: I overheard these two in the back earlier talking about wanting more tag team competition. Maybe they're sending a message to the staff.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: NO CONTEST!!!

JJ: This match should be a little bit better.

JC: I don't know... I was kind of disappointed with the attempt these guys made to hype up the match.

Myris and Black stand in the ring staring each other down. The ref calls for the bell, and the two gentleman tie up. Myris get's the upper hand and pushes Black down. Black kneels down and looks up at Myris who show boats. Black just smiles and get's up and runs at Mris. Myris is taken by surprise and he is greeted by a clothsline. Black stays on the offensive and picks Myris up. He throws him against the ropes and he back drops him to the mat. Mris grabs his back in pain. Black bounces off the ropes and drives a knee to the top of Myris's forhead. Black then goes to the second rope and hit's diving elbow. He goes for the count.

Ref Nevels: One... Two... kickout.

JC: Quick cover by the former champ but Myris kicks out.

JJ: Black can't believe it.

Black picks Myris up and goes for a powerbomb but Myris counters it and delivers a back drop. Myris slowly makes it to his feet, and meet's Black with a DDT. Both men lay on the mat and the ref begins to count.

JC: I think Myris is knocked out.

Ref Nevels: One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven....

JJ: Get up!

Myis is up, he slowly walks over to Black, Black runs at Myris but Myris ducks it and hit's Black with a superkick. Myris the runs to the top and goes for a Frog Splash, he flies off the top rope, but at the last minute Black puts his knees up and he drives them deep in to Myris stomach. Myris rolls around on the mat in pain. Black slowly makes it to his feet. He walks over to Myris who is still thriving in pain and he picks him up, he goes for a powerbomb, and he hit's it......he covers Myris.

Ref Nevels: One... Two... kickoutt.

JJ: Again Black can't beleiver it.

It looks as though Myris lays inconscious in the ring. Black goes for the cover again.

Ref Nevels: One... Two... kick out!

Myris jumps to his feet and explodes with life. Black tries to gain control but Myris knocks him down with a back elbow to the face. Black walks away holding his mouth then walks into a boot to the gut before Myris spins him around to execute "Mercy"!

JC: Have mercy!

Myris hooks the leg.

Ref Nevels: One... Two... Three!

Myris is still in the ring, when the words "Now, You're Fucked!" echo through the arena. After that, "Cocky" by Kid Rock begins to play, and "Wrestling's Numero Uno" Damien Sparks steps out on the stage, wearing a No Authority t-shirt, and a huge smile on his face. The fans boo him, as Myris turns his attention to Damien Sparks. Damien take a microphone out of his pocket, and begins to speak, as his music fades.

Damien Sparks: Ah, Myris.... You didn't really think that I would once again wave the flag of the SFT so soon, did you? I played you for the fool that you were last night, and all of these fans as well! You see, when I came back, I stated that I was here to save the SFT. By saving it, that meant put Michael Pettis back at the helm of things where he belongs, and make this company do a complete 360. If Iwere to leave No Authority to join VIP, like you all thought I were last night.. Then that would set us back even more.

The fans continue to boo Sparks, as Myris has a pissed off look on his face in the ring.

Damien Sparks: Now Myris, I realize that behind every good plan, there are brains behind it. In No Authority, there are plenty of great minds like Pettis, Rachel Pitt, Andrew Foley, and others. But there is another figure in the group that has yet to be named. This person has been great consulting me in recent weeks behind the scenes, and I trust that person's input. Another funny thing about it, is that Shadow has been trying to get this person to return to active duty in SFT. Only problem... Is she isn't ready for that. Instead, she wants to help guide my career to new heights, and lead me to once again being the SFT World Heavyweight Champion. Without further ado, let me introduce my new manager, and the newest member of No Authority....

"Now You're Fucked" echoes again, but this time it is followed by "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie! Some of the fans who recognize the music cheer, as out steps none other than Brandi James! Brandi waves to the fans, and blows a kiss at Myris, who just shakes his head. Brandi then takes the mic from Damien Sparks and smiles at him.

Brandi James: That's right, I'm back in Strike Fantasy Towers, and thanks to Michael Pettis, I am with No Authority! You see, me and Damien here have been in constant contact over the past few weeks, almost more time than Shadow has tried to call me. But Shadow, you just don't understand, do you? When I say I don't want to compete, I don't want to wrestle! Instead, I have chosen to help Damien ensure that no one will stop him from attaining his goals, and we will make an impact in the process! So SFT.. And you Myris... Now, You're Fucked!

"Push It" by Static-X then plays, and Damien Sparks hugs Brandi James. They both leave, as Myris gives a mocking clap to them in the ring, showing he's not scared of No Authority...

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Myris via Pinfall!!!

ICON and Slayer are ready for a fight and the bell rings. ICON stands where he is and just showboats, and Slayer takes objection to this and rushes at ICON. ICON sidestep's a Slayer attack and bashes his head to the turnbuckle he continues to do that 10 times. Slayer falls to the mat, and ICON put's the boot's to him. ICON then picks up Slayer and whips him to the other turnbuckle, ICON rushes to the otherside of the ring, and nails him with an elbow to the chest. ICON walks around the ring for a minute showboating, and the fans are going nut's. He picks Slayer up and neck whips him to the middle of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and hit's a leg drop. He then goes for the cover.

JC: First cover!

Ref Brooks: ....1...2..Kickout.

Slayer get's his shoulder up right at the last second. ICON just kinda shrugs his shoulder's and stays on the offensive, driving fists to Slayer's head. ICON get's off of him and walks over to a corner. Slayer slowly is making his way to his feet. ICON runs at Slayer but Slayer picks him up and hit's a spinebuster on ICON. Slayer lands on ICON and the ref counts.

JJ: Slayer with a cover of his own this time around.

...1..2..Kickout.

Slayer slowly makes his way to his feet where he meet's a woozy ICON. He goes for a DDT but Icon blocks hit, Slayer hit's him in the rib, and then DDT's him. Slayer then goes to the top rope and drives a fist to ICON's head. Slayer lays on the mat for a minute to recooperate. He then jet's up and grabs Icon by the head. He signals it's time for the end and hit's "The Slayer Bomb." Slayer get's up for a minute and looks out to the crowd. He then covers ICON by just laying over him. The ref counts.

JC: Slayer with another cover.

Ref Brooks...1..2..kickout.

Slayer looks confused. He picks ICON up and irish whips him to the ropes. ICON hits the turnbuckle and Slayer tries to follow up with an avalanche. ICON gets the boot up and sends Slayer backwards. As Slayer turns to face ICON again he's met with "The Showstoppa!"

JJ: Showstoppa!

JC: That's it!

Ref Brooks: One... Two... Three!

"Last Resort" hits and ICON celebrates. The ICON is in the ring, when all of the sudden, the words "Now, You're Fucked" echo in the arena. ICON quickly starts to look all around him, expecting a sneak attack. "Renegade" by Jay-Z and Eminem then begins to play, and the fans fill the arena with booing. Amp and Dave Van Dam step out on the entrance with their SFT Tag Team Titles around their waists. They are laughing at ICON, who watches them now from the ring. Amp has a microphone in his hand.

Amp: ICON, what's wrong? A little jumpy? I would be too if I had pissed off twenty people looking to take over Strike Fantasy Towers... Ah, how stupid you are. Pass up being a part of an army, to travel in a large group of four instead. Tsk, tsk... Well, ICON, I hear that you take on Big T next week on Valentine's Day, and that's just super. I really hope that Big T just wipes his ass with you, and shows you how washed up you really are. BUT... If you for some reason get past Big T, you still have No Authority to deal with. And no, I don't mean me or Dave Van Dam.... You see, I think what would be really great for Dark Hearts this month, is an Ambulance Match... Where to win, you must throw your opponent in an ambulance, where they will be carted away to lick their wounds. Of course, to put your opponent in an ambulance, he has to be pretty banged up. Something you will have a hard time doing against this man... ICON, I give your opponent for Dark Hearts this month...

The lights go out in the arena, and "Now, You're Fucked!" is heard once more. "Devil's Night" by D12 then begins to play, and the fans stand in awe of what No Authority has just done. ICON's jaw drops in the ring, not expecting the man who steps onto the entrance, and shakes hands with No Authority... TRIPLE X!!! Triple X takes the microphone, and speaks...

JC: It's Triple X!

JJ: Holy shit!

Triple X: Surprise, ICON... Do you really think that Michael Pettis wanted you in No Authority? No, he knew the whole time that you were planning something, and so did I. You see, I have been waiting in the wings ready to make my return, and you were a good reason to. For too long I stood on the sidelines, and now, it's my time to get back in the ring. ICON, when you thought you pulled your cute stunt against Michael Pettis and No Authority, I bet you were laughing your ass off. Funny thing is, so was I. So now... You truly are fucked, ICON. This month at Dark Hearts, you have sealed the deal on me beating your ass, for not only standing up for this company, but for just being your pathetic self... Get ready to have your life flash before your eyes, because I am going to beat you within an inch of it!

"Push It" by Static-X then plays and the ICON is screaming at Triple X, Amp, and Dave Van Dam, who are merely laughing at him. Then, from out of the crowd, Shawn Walsh, Jalie Dumas, Kris Ryder, and Rico Smith jump in the ring, and all start to beat down the ICON. Amp, DVD, and Triple X find this even funnier, as the show fades to commercial....

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: ICON via Pinfall!!!

"Til I Collapse" by Eminem begins to play over the PA system. "The Arrogant Ass" Josh Jammer walks out to a chorus of boos. He has SFT Television Title around his waist, and begins to walk down the ramp and aisle. Jammer enters the ring and paces the ring as the music stops playing and he looks at the entrance waiting for his opponent to come out.

JJ: Jammer doesn't look as focused as he usually does tonight. And that is a shame, because Jalie Dumas is quite the competitor.

JC: Did you say Jalie Dumas is coming out? Woo hoo!

The words "Now, You're Fucked!" followed by "Whatever" by Godsmack hits the speakers and No Authority member Jalie Dumas comes out to many cheers from the male fans in attendance, accompanied by "The Answer" Shawn Walsh. She soaks up the attention before climing into the ring. Once there she runs onto the farthest turnbuckle and stands on the middle rope as the crowd gives her a mixed reaction. The No Authority fans in attendance go nuts and hold up their signs. Jalie Dumas drops down to the mat as the bell rings, and the match begins. Jalie Dumas wastes no time as she immediately hip tosses Jammer over the top rope as he runs to attack her! Jalie Dumas runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off as Jammer gets up. Jammer stands and Jalie Dumas goes to the outside with a suicide dive to the Television Champion. Jalie Dumas picks up Jammer and irish whips him into the steel stairs as the ref begins to count....1....2....3....4....Jalie Dumas runs hitting a knee into Jammer's face....5....6...Jalie Dumas stomps away on Jammer...7....8...Jalie Dumas rolls into the ring and then rolls out again breaking the count. Jalie Dumas picks up Jammer and drops Jammer's knee onto the steel stairs. Jammer bounces up and holds his knee as Jalie Dumas grabs a steel stair, and sets it up near the stairs. Jalie Dumas steps back, runs and jumps onto the steel stair and catapults off of it, hitting a flying clothesline onto Jammer!

JJ: Jalie Dumas is really taking to Jammer! All of this high flying action by her is amazing!

JC: Well... A win for her would really put her in good graces with Michael Pettis and No Authority, so we know she's giving it her all.

Jalie Dumas picks up Jammer's Television Title and holds it up as the crowd gives a mixed reaction for Jalie Dumas. Jammer pulls himself up and hits a low blow on Jalie Dumas but the ref couldn't see it from the other side of the ring.

JJ: Hurts a female almost as much as a male.. Ouch....

Jammer gets up and picks up Jalie Dumas as well, rolling her into the ring. Jammer gets into the ring as well and covers Jalie Dumas as the ref counts 1....2.... Jalie Dumas gets the shoulder up! Jammer picks up Jalie Dumas and hits a belly to belly suplex! Jammer covers and the ref counts 1....2...Jalie Dumas kicks out this time. Jammer gets up and stomps on Jalie Dumas. Jammer picks up Jalie Dumas's legs and locks in the Sharpshooter! Jammer locks it in as the ref asks if Dumas gives up, but Jalie Dumas says no, she doesn't. Jalie Dumas starts to crawl towards the ropes, but Jammer locks his move in deeper as Jalie Dumas, scream, still goes to reach for the ropes. Jalie Dumas reaches out her arm and grabs that bottom rope as the referee tells Jammer to break the hold. Jammer doesn't do as asked and the referee counts 1....2....3....4.... Jammer breaks the hold. Jammer turns around and pulls Jalie Dumas away from the rope as he begins to stomp on her again.

JC: Come on Jalie, get up.

JJ: What, are you a member of No Authority too, now?

JC: No, I just love seeing hot chicks win. Woo!

Jammer goes for another stomp but Jalie Dumas powers up and uses her legs to stand up, take Jammer, and lock in the ankle lock as the fans cheer! Jalie Dumas locks in the hold as Jammer struggles to the ropes, but Jalie Dumas locks it in deeper. Jammer screams in pain from the ankle lock. Jammer reaches to the ropes and reaches out, but Shawn Walsh punches Jammer in the face, as Jalie Dumas locks in the ankle lock deeper. The ref goes over and argues with Shawn Walsh, as Jalie Dumas pulls Jammer to the middle of the ring. Jalie Dumas locks in the ankle lock deeper as Jammer screams again and starts tapping but the ref is distracted by Shawn Walsh. Jalie Dumas releases the hold, and picks Jammer up to his feet, as he tries to stand with his hurting ankle. Jalie Dumas grabs Jammer and signals for "The Blazing Sensation," but Jammer blocks it by grabbing the foot of Jalie Dumas, and counters into a T-Bone Suplex!!! Jammer crawls over and drapes an arm over Jalie Dumas as the ref counts 1.....2... Jalie Dumas gets the shoulder up! Both competitors get up and Jammer takes down Jalie Dumas with a right hook! Jammer covers Jalie Dumas hooking the leg as the ref counts 1...2... Kick out by Jalie Dumas.

JJ: Jammer must be frustrated that he can't get the job done.

JC: Or, he's aroused like me, and just distracted by her....

Jammer gets up and picks up Jalie Dumas in the process. Jammer looks at Jalie Dumas and calls for "JAMD!" Jammer holds hip us right fist and measures Jalie Dumas up. As he swings at her, Jalie Dumas grabs his fist, and then kicks Jammer in the ribs. As he falls to the mat, she grabs his other hand, and hooks him in The Mexican Surfboard!

JJ: She better watch out, she's pinning her own shoulders to the mat!

Jalie Dumas breaks out of the hold, and Jammer catches her with a stiff left punch to the face as she's down. Jammer covers Jalie Dumas hooking the leg, as the referee drops down. The ref counts 1...2... Jalie Dumas gets the foot on the bottom rope. Jammer looks up and knocks Jalie's leg off, covering again as the ref counts 1...2... Jalie Dumas again with his foot on the rope. Jammer looks up once again, and this time hooks Jalie Dumas's leg as the ref counts 1...2... Jalie Dumas gets the shoulder up! Jammer gets up and waits for Jalie Dumas to get up. Jalie Dumas gets up and goes for a clothesline onto Jammer, but Jammer ducks and grabs Jalie Dumas by the waist. Jammer attempts a back drop, but Jalie Dumas slips out, hitting a reverse DDT onto Jammer. Jalie Dumas hooks the leg, as the ref drops down counting 1....2.... kick out by Jammer! The two wrestlers get up, and Jammer grabs Jalie Dumas, hitting a dropkick! Jammer gets up, and once again calls for "JAMD!"

JC: Jammer is calling for the end of the match already.

JJ: Can Jammer pull it off though?

Jammer waits as Jalie Dumas gets up. Jammer swings his right fist at Jalie Dumas once more, but this time she ducks, and uses her legs to flip Jammer over into a small package! The ref drops down counting 1...2... kick out by Jammer. Jalie Dumas falls back, as Jammer falls foward onto Jalie Dumas's vertical legs in pinning positioning. The ref counts 1...2.... kick out by Jalie Dumas. Jalie Dumas gets up and rushes right into a vicious DDT from Jammer, as Jammer drops her down headfirst to the mat. Jammer covers Jalie Dumas again, and the ref drops down counting 1...2... Kick out again by the challanger. Jammer gets up and grabs Jalie Dumas, going for another DDT, but Jalie Dumas blocks it with her foot, and accidentally pushes both of them into the referee.

JC: Jalie accidently took out the ref!

JJ: Now how will Jammer take advantage?

Jammer walks over and rolls out of the ring, grabbing his SFT Television Title belt as Shawn Walsh works on reviving Jalie Dumas by yelling her name. Jammer rolls into the ring with the Television Title, as Jalie Dumas starts pulling herself up. Jammer waits for Jalie Dumas to turn around, and when Jalie Dumas does, Jammer swings with the Television Title, but Jalie Dumas ducks, grabs Jammer, and hits him with "The Blazing Sensation," knocking the Television Title belt into Jammer's face! Jalie Dumas drags Jammer to the corner, as Shawn Walsh grabs the title belt, and the referee starts waking up. Jalie Dumas climbs to the top, and connects with her "So. Cali Splash!" The ref crawls over, and counts 1.........2.......3! The bell rings, as "Whatever" begins to play again...

Candy Peaks: Your winner by pinfall, and NEW Television champion...."Blaze" Jalie Dumas!

JC: Jalie did it! No Authority has added another title to their stable!

Jalie Dumas rolls to the outside and starts to leave with Shawn Walsh and her newly won Television Championship as the No Authority fans cheer. Jammer just lays in the ring obviously upset over the loss, as the cameras go backstage.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Jalie Dumass via Pinfall!!!

The cameras go to the ring where Colin Thrift and Candy Peaks are in the ring getting read for the next match between Ace and Crip. The cameras pan closer towards the ring as things are about to start.

Candy Peaks: The following match is set for one fall. First coming down the aisle he is a member of Victory Is Pain….."THE WILDCARD" ACE!!!!

The sound of beating drums echo the arena as the crowd goes silent. When the last beat is heard, the lights go out. Within 10 seconds, red lights flicker arena the arena as "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed blasts throughout the arena. As the song blares out, smoke arises from beneath the stage and fills the entrace. Within seconds, the entrance is filled with smoke and two red lights beam from behind the smoke leaving a shadow of a man. The crowd goes nuts as the man steps outside of the smoke and is revealed as Ace. Ace stands on top of the stage look towards the crowd before walking the ramp. He then slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, as the crowd goes nuts again. He then jumps off and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and taunts the crowd.

Candy Peaks: And his opponent…."THE GANGSTAR" CRIP!!!

F*ck Tha Police by Ice Cube blares over the PA system as Crip walks to boos from the crowd. Crip walks down to the ring and enters as the fans just continue to boo him as Ace looks at his opponent with a cocky smile on his face. Ace walks up to Crip and stares him down as the music stops playing and ring announcer Candy Peaks leaves the ring.

JC: This match is full with such tension.

JJ: Tell me about it man. This is going to be awesome! Ace is looking to redeem himself for recent losses

Ace and Crip just give each other a smile before decking each other out with a punch. DING DING DING!!! Ace quickly gets the upper hand and grabs Crip whipping him into the corner hard. Ace runs towards Crip and Crip hops up going for a sunset flip but Ace grabs Crip's leg and turns hitting some sort of variated piledriver onto Crip. Referee Colin Thrift drops down counting 1….2….Ace gets up as the fans cheer. Ace picks up Crip and hooks him into a fireman's carry. Ace yells out "DVD" before hitting Crip with a devastating Death Valley Driver to the fans delight. Ace then gets up and pulls Crip to the center of the ring before running past him. Ace runs up the corner and springboards hitting a frog splash onto Ace. Ace covers as Colin Thrift counts 1….2….Ace lifts up Crip's head. Ace picks up the prone Crip and hits a DDT onto Crip. Ace then stands up and taunts Crip as the fans just give Ace a cheap pop. Ace goes to pick up Crip but Crip hits a low blow that the ref oddly does not see being hit. Ace staggers as Crip gets up a hits Ace knocking him down with a Yakuza kick to the side of the head. Crip then picks up Ace and hits a DRIVE BY DRIVER!!!!

JC: Damn! Crip out of nowhere with the Drive By Driver. This match is over as we speak.

JJ: Nice to know you Ace.

Crip covers hooking the leg as Colin Thrift drops down counting 1…2…ACE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! The fans cheer as Crip gets up walking over to the corner. Crip starts climbing the turnbuckle as Ace gets up and knocks Crip crotching him on the top turnbuckle. The fans cheer as Ace climbs the turnbuckle and hits Crip with a top rope sambo suplex! Ace covers hooking Crip's legs as the ref counts 1….2….Crip kicks out! Ace gets up and starts to stomp on Crip as the Crip tries to cover himself trying to block the blows of Ace's stomp. Ace then runs to the the ropes and comes back hitting Crip with a leg drop. Ace gets up and walks over to the corner before climbing the turnbuckle. Ace then jumps off hitting Crip with a reverse corkscrew moonsault! Ace gets up and poses as the fans cheer for the Wildcard.

JC: Ace is really fired up tonight.

JJ: I would be too if I was a jobber.

JC: You are a jobber is your last name Jessie.

JJ: Shut up!

Ace walks over to Crip and shrugs saying "Time to squash the bug" as the fans cheer. Ace helps Crip up only to lock him into the full nelson hitting the WILDCARDED!!!! Ace then gets up dragging Crip to the corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle calling for the Jokers Card. Ace jumps off and hits the JOKERS CARD!!! Ace covers Crip as referee Colin Thrift drops down counting 1…2….ACE PICKS UP CRIP AGAIN!!! Ace grabs Crip into a front headlock and lifts up hitting him with the BLACKJACK!!! Ace gets up and walks over to Crip's legs before locking him into the REALITY!!! Ace starts screaming about "This is for you Dogg!" Ace pulls back as referee Colin Thrift lifts up Crip's arm and it falls down. ONE! Colin Thrift lifts up Crip's arm again and it drops down again. TWO! Colin lifts up Crip's arm one more time as it falls back down. THREE!!! DING DING DING!!!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Ace via Pinfall!!!

IN RING SEGMENT

The crowd is still trying to catch their breath after but then "Bold mother f*cker why don't you liberate you mind" flashes across the screen as "Liberate" by Disturbed begins to blare over the PA system. The crowd gets on their feet as "The Original Outlaw/New Age Messiah" Fugitive walks out with a mysterious belt on his right shoulder as the crowd gives Fugitive a huge pop for his effort last night. Fugitive walks down the ramp a little bit eating up the cheers and stops spreading his arms in a crucifix manner as green pyro blasts on the stage behind him. Fugitive walks down to the ring as Fugitive slides into the ring and walks up to the corner climbing up doing the crucifix pose as the fans go along with it. Fugitive drops down and repeats it three more times before asking for the microphone as the music dies down. Fugitive then stands in the ring.

Fugitive: You people must be wondering what in the hell I am doing out here especially with a championship belt on my shoulder even though we know what happened last night on Inferno. You see last night a great travesty occurred in the World Heavyweight title match between Mad Dogg and I as it was my own partner Ace that decided to get involved and cost Dogg the match. First off I want to tell Dogg, that I had nothing to do with what happened to him at the hands of Ace because I was surprised just as much as he was. Now I want to say that I may have won the match but I am not happy with how I won. I am not happy that I won by a count out because I could tell you right now had I gone the distance with Mad Dogg and beaten him for the championship title belt.

Fugitive looks down at the ground and then looks up.

Fugitive: F*ck this! F*ck this stupid script I was giving and f*ck Shadow's backstage politics. Shadow was the son of a bitch who made sure I didn't walk out with the belt. It was Shadow who thought that I can't be the World Heavyweight champion….

The fans boo and start chanting "Shadow Sucks"

Fugitive: Shadow told me on Friday morning that I was going to win the match but because of Ace's help resulting in a count out. What in the f*ck?! I bust my ass for how long only to get screwed by Shadow again?! No, I am going to let Shadow in on a little secret….the inmates run the asylum. I am here to tell that son of a bitch Shadow that I am sick of the politics and next week. Next week and from now on…I am not going to follow a script that is handed to me. No! No f*cking way you f*cking old has been geezer! I am here to declare revolution because as of right now….we play by my rules! We play by Fugitive's rules and I am not going to follow some system that is corrupted by an old geezer who believes in tradition. F*ck Shadow and f*ck his tradition. Next week, I am not going to follow a script in my match with him and Ace. I am going to go out there and I am going to kick the ass of whoever is in that ring and leave them bleeding to death! It's time for me to prove that I can be the next World Heavyweight champion by not only declaring myself the Uncrowned SFT World Heavyweight champion but the FSFT World Heavyweight champion. This belt stands for F*ck Shadow's Fantasy Towers World Heavyweight championship. With this belt….anybody can have a shot even Goldy. So whoever wants a piece can step the f*ck up now!

"Shoots and Ladders" hits the speakers and the fans go up in cheers as SFT Owner Shadow walks out of the back and onto the stage holding a microphone.

JC: It's the boss!

Shadow: I may have some years under my belt and the senses may be beginning to fail me... But did I just hear you say I told you the way a match was going to end? As in, we hear at Strike Towers have predetermined matches? Last time I checked that wasn't the way things worked. And what is this politics you speak of? Boy you aren't really making much sense but let me tell you something. I am SFT... So if you have a problem with SFT you can just try to take me out to change it. You and that punk Ace will soon learn a lesson...

Shadow begins to walk towards the ring. He reaches the arena floor just as...

HERE COMES THE BOOM!

"Down with the Sickness" hits the speakers and Ace comes out to stand where Shadow was moments ago.

JJ: What's this egotistical bastard want?

Ace: Old man... Do you ever shut your mouth? A lesson. Shadow, as great as you are, I have no more lessons to learn. I have done pretty much all this place can offer me. I am sick and tired of being overlooked. I am treated like trash, but yet, with out me, where would you be Shadow? Fugitive? Fugitive, lets not remember who made you. You should be lucky you got your chance before me. You beat Dogg but don't have the Title, I have no doubt you will get it later. But that World Title is mine. Ace vs Mad Dogg, the match that should have happened last year. And Shadow, without me, your company will have fallen flat on its back. I carry this place...

I"LL TAKE MY TIME ANYWHERE!

The lights go pitch black briefly as "Wherever I May Roam" hits and lime spotlights fly around the crowd. They come to stop on the entrance curtain and Mad Dogg walks out with the world title over his shoulder and mic in hand. The lights come on quickly and the music fades as Ace steps backwards to the halfway point of the ramp.

Mad Dogg: We certainly have a hell of a party going on out here don't we? First of all we've got that damn stoner in there rambling about being screwed by politics and fixed matches... Then there's the dude that was there to give the Hebrews directions to Exodus, and everybodies favorite douche bag, Ace. What kind of party would this be if I didn't show up?

Ace: What's your point?

Mad Dogg: That's just it I don't need a point. See this?

Dogg taps the title on his shoulder.

Mad Dogg: That's the point. As the world champion I couldn't bare to stand by another minute and let these people hear dumbass in the ring down there talk about scripts like this were some kind of play, nor could I ignore your claims of carrying this place when the only guy you've beaten in the past month is Crip. Whether you like me or not, whether you like THAT man or not...

Mad Dogg points to Shadow and the crowd roars.

Mad Dogg: We are the backbone of SFT. He is the man who runs the place and I am the man that makes it worth running.

Fugitive: You know I hear you talking up there but I don't see you doing much... Kind of like Inferno.

Mad Dogg drops the mic and advances towards Ace.

Fugitive: Come on big man!

Fugitive drops his mic and slides out of the ring. Mad Dogg sprints into action and levels Ace with the belt before dropping it. Shadow then ducks as Dogg runs towards him. Dogg leap frogs Shadow then drops to his stomach before Fugitive, causing a charging Fugitive to leap into a Shadow clothesline. Shadow advances towards Fugitive again but Ace is up and spins him around. Ace and Shadow begin to exchange blows as Dogg and Fugitive go at it. Fugitive tackles Dogg to the steel ramp, but Dogg rolls over on top of him and nails punches of his own. They continue to go back and forth like this as the show goes to commercial.

JC: Up next is your main event and an Intercontinental Title match.

JJ: I heard backstage earlier today that if Dave wins this match he will be the first person to hold all singles titles he is capable of holding, as well as the tags.

The lights dim and a red light begins to flicker furiously. The crowd silences and a woman's voice can be heard. "Oh my god..........I want you to trip like I do." Blind by Korn begins and the crowd goes crazy as Dave Steel walks out onto the ramp. He stops in front of the entranceway and looks to his feet with his arms stiffly at his sides. The words "are you ready" are sung and the music picks up as Dave begins making his way down the ramp and through the aisle. He slaps hands with a few fans along the way and bangs a quick right once at the ring. Dave walks towards the announce table and pulls a Dr. Pepper form his pocket. He tosses it to John Cartwright and continues into the ring sliding beneath the bottom rope. He hops to his feet quickly and walks to the center of the ring. He raises his hands and the lights come on. The music stops.

JC: Well Dave looks to be in just as good of shape as he was when he captured all of those other championships.

JJ: He isn't going to have it to easy though, he's fighting Incubus.

A spotlight points to the entrance way as the lights dim. Host by December then begins to play. Incubus walks out wearing his white, expressionless Kaboki mask, his tribal ring attire, and the SFT Intercontinental championship over his shoulder. Incubus jogs down to the ring and drops the IC belt on the outside. He slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes as the lights fade back on. Colin Thrift calls for the starting bell and Incubus clobbers Dave with a forearm shot to the head.

JC: And the IC champ goes right to work to get things started.

JJ: That's surprising, usually its Steel who gets in the first shot.

Incubus backs Steel into the corner and begins to take the boots to him. Ref Tyson steps in and warns Incubus but he is ignored by the Enigma. Incubus props Dave up so that he stands upright, then uses the second rope to drill a shoulder blade into Steel's gut. Incubus backs out and allows Steel to stagger out of the corner holding his stomach. Incubus then charges Steel from behind and brings him to the mat with a bulldog to DDT.

JC: Interesting move.

Steel hits the mat quickly and flips onto his back. Incubus quickly takes to the second rope, then comes off with a leg drop. Incubus hooks the leg and makes the cover.

Ref Tyson: One... Two... kick out!

Incubus gets up quickly and brings Steel with him. He nails Steel with a Eurpean Uppercut. Steel staggers back and Incubus whips him to the ropes. Incubus telegraphs a back drop and Steel counters with a boot to the face. Incubus then stands upright dazed and Steel knocks him down with a clothesline. Incubus rolls to his feet and Steel puts him back down with a suplex. Incubus gets up again and is met with a roundhouse kick from Steel. Steel runs to the ropes to go for the "Blades of Steel" but Incubus gets the knees up.

JJ: Ouch!

Steel gets up clutching his stomach and Incubus tackles him to the mat. Incubus begins to pummel Steel with right hands until Tyson breaks it up. Incubus moves back in and peels Steel off the mat. He lifts him up from behind and bounces his head off the mat with a backdrop. Steel fols up like an accordian and Incubus holds his legs on top of him for a cover.

Ref Tyson: One... Two... kick out!

Steel kicks out again and Incubus jumps up in frustration. He tries to pick Dave up again but Dave rolls him up with a small package.

JC: Quick thinking by Dave!

Ref Tyson: One... Two... kick out!

Incubus rolls out of the pinfall and gets to his feet. Dave grabs him by the arm and twists him into a DDT. Dave then takes to the top rope and nails "Scene From a Memory". Incubus rolls out of the ring holding his ribs as Dave regroups.

JJ: That took alot out of Dave to I think.

Steel looks at Incubus on the outside and bounces off the ropes behind him. He runs towards Incubus' direction, jumps over the top rope, and spirals into a twisting dragon attack. Incubus falls to the floor hard and Steel bounces around.

JC: That was crazy!

Steel crawls to his feet and rolls Incubus back in the ring. Incubus gets to his feet before Steel slides back in and attempts to take the boots to him. Steel gets up as he's getting booted and is able to catch Incubus' foot. Steel spins Incubus around, underhooks his arms from behind, then plants Incubus with a "Bad Trip!".

JJ: That's the end of that chapter.

JC: I think we have a new IC champ!

Steel hooks the leg and Tyson makes the count.

Ref Tyson: One... Two... Three! Ring the bell!

"Trip Like I Do" hits as Steel is awarded the IC title.

JJ: When will this man STOP accomplishing new things.

JC: I don't think he will.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Dave Steel via Pinfall!!!

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