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With Phil and Steve February 9, 2002 Saturday Night 10:00pm |
SLAUGHTER OPENING
Inferno Happenings....
MATCH NUMBER ONE
Slaughters opening video plays. SFT stars are shown in it. From Amp to BBA to Shadow to Mad Dogg to Tony Barrera to President Anthony Jesus. Pyro shoots off and Slaughter is on the air.
Steve: Welcome to Saturday Night Slaughter!! Tonight features two championship title matches.
Phil: Lets kick the show off with Big Nasty versus Bone Breaker!!
Big Nasty versus Bone Breaker
Singles Match
[ Bone breaker and Big Nasty are both in the ring and the bell rings
and Bone
Breaker runs at Big Nasty and clotheslines him to the mat. Bone Breaker
picks
up Big Nasty by the hair and ddt's him. Bone Breaker shows off a little
but
then Big Nasty gets back up and so Bone Breaker gets back to work. Bone
Breaker trys to punch Big Nasty but Big Nasty blocks it and punches BB
in the
gut. ]
Phil: Maybe the tides are turning here maybe Big Nasty can make a come
back.
Steve: Don't count on it!
[ BB Gets back up and just goes mad on Big Nasty and begins pounding
him with
his fist. He picks Big Nasty up and body slams him. Bone Breaker goes
up on
the top turn buckle and jumps off with a elbow drop. He lands it and
then he
gets back up and puts Big Nasty in a DVD. ]
Steve: Bone Breaker just went air born with that elbow drop.
Phil: Owwww! He just came down hard with that DVD. He goes for the pin. 1...2...
Steve: 3!! It's over Bone Breaker wins the match it is all over.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Bone Breaker via Pinfall!
[ The ref raises Bone Breakers hand and his theme music plays as he
walks
back stage and Big Nasty comes too and leaves also. ]
MATCH NUMBER TWO
Steve: Was not that good of a match maybe Big Nasty will improve.
Phil: Hopefully! Now onto our next match....Rave H vs. KC Kirk Canyon.
The camera goes backstage. Sean Lane attacks Big Nasty and Bone Breaker with a singapore cane. Sean Lane beats both guys down to the cold cement floor. Sena Lane gets in the cameras lens.
Sean Lane: "I gave the warning...apparently it was not heeded. This starts the age of terror in the SFT...this starts the age of fear...this starts the Age of the Sweetness and Brandi James. Once again, I have Spoken...Maybe this time you'll listen."
Sean Lane walks off as the cameras fade back to ringside.
Rave H versus Kirk Canyon
Singles Match
[ Each mans theme music plays and they have thier seperate entrances
and then
the ref signals for the bell and the match finally begins. KC right on
gets
the upper hand with body slams and punches and other technical moves.
He
continues to man handle Rave for most of the match just destroying him.
]
Phil: Man this Rave H guy is just getting picked apart.
Steve: Can he last much longer?!
[ KC snapmare suplexes Rave to the mat and then picks him up by the
hair. He
goes for a DDT but Rave blocks it and picks up KC and throws him to the
mat.
Rave H gets KC in a ankle lock and KC crawls to the ropes and grabs
them. The
ref breaks them apart. ]
Steve: Come on just get this over with!
Phil: Rave lets go and pushes the ref. KC is up and he school boy pins
him!
[ KC keeps him pinned and the ref counts 1...2...3! The ref raises KC's
hand
to the air and Rave looks mad. They leave the ring area and we go back
over
to Phil and Steve. ]
Phil: So far it has been a boring opener. These guys need to try alot
harder!
Steve: Hell yeah they do.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Kirk Canyon via Pinfall!
MATCH NUMBER THREE
Damion Xavier versus Conner MacDaddy
#1 Contender Match - US Title
[ "We don't give a f*ck" by Drag-on begins to play through the arena with Connor already in the ring as Damion Xavier comes out with Manuela. Damion and Manuela walk to the ring and Damion gets in. The ref waits for Damion to get ready. The music stops and the lights come on and the bell rings. ]
Steve: Lets get this baby rolling!
Phil: Woohoo!
[ Connor and Damion look at each other and begin to circle. They grapple and Damion kicks Connor in the gut. Connor falls to one knee, Damion runs to the ropes and comes back and dropkicks Connor in the face. Connor falls to the mat and Damion picks him up and body slams him right back down. Connor gets back up and gets Damion in a sleeper hold to try to slow down the pace. ]
Phil: Good strategy here by Connor trying to slow down Damion's pace here.
Steve: Yeah you can tell Connor is a veteran.
[ Connor lets go of Damion and then he gets him and slams him down to the mat with a huge sidewalk slam. He gets up and lands a elbow drop on Damion. Damion gets up and punches Connor in the face....Connor then pucnhes Damion they rapidly begin to exchange punches. ]
Phil: Now this is a brawl!
Steve: Die! Die! Die!
[ Damion gets the upper hand and he starts his fast pace moves again. He slings Connor into the ropes.....Connor comes back and clothesline! Suddenly "In The End" by Linkin Park begins to play as CEO Sebastian Wicked walks out on the stage. ]
Steve: What the, what is he doing out here we are in the middle of the match.
Phil: I don't know but he is walking towards us.
[ The fight continues in the ring and Wicked walks over to the commentating table and Wicked grabs a head set and sits down. ]
Sebastian Wicked: Just thought I would join you guys in a little commentating.
Phil: Ok thats fine by me.
Steve: Oh my LORD!!! Damion just crushed Connor with a huge tombstone piledriver!
[ Connor is laid out cold and Damion jumps up and raises his arms in the air to celebrate. Damion does to the top rope and he climbs the turnbuckle. He stands on the buckle and forms his arms in a X. ]
Sebastian Wicked: X Marks the Spot!
Phil: There he goes he is airborne!
Steve: He lands it perfectly!
[ Damion then pins Connor and the ref counts 1...2...3! He rings the bell Manuela comes in and celebrates with Damion and Connor is still laid out in the middle of the ring. ]
Phil: That was a great match and now Damion is the number one contender for the U.S. Title.
Sebastian Wicked: Well it is official I guess so back i go to my office.
Steve: Alright bye.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Damion Xavier via Pinfall!
[ Sebastian gets up and walks away to the back as Connor, Manuela, and Damion clear the ringside area and go back to the back as well. ]
Phil: Our next match is for the IC Title.
Steve: Yeah thats right Ace vs. Iceman for the IC Title next!
MATCH NUMBER FOUR
Ace versus Iceman
Intercontinental Title - Singles Match
Steve and Phil go on the PA system so the whole arena can hear them.
Phil: Well folks, unfortunately Iceman has not arrived here to the arena tonight.
Steve: So Ace is gonna retain the Intercontinental title by default.
The crowd boos at the announcement. Sodas and popcorn, candy and beer, all get thrown into the ring. As Slaughter goes to commercial, a clean up crew comes out to the ring with push brooms and towels.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Ace via Forfeit!
MATCH NUMBER FIVE
Evan Corbyn versus ICON
United States Title - Singles Match
The lights dim out... Halo by Soil begins to play softly... The volume gets turned up and Soil blasts as pyro shoots off! Evan Corbyn walks out from behind the curtain with the United States title around his waist. He walks down the ramp slowly. The fans boo the card carrying Dead Pac member. Evan Corbyn rolls in the ring and sits in the corner on the mat.
Steve: This guy freaks me out each and evry time he comes out for a match.
Phil: I get chills every time he comes out here.
This is my Last Re.. Re.. Re..ssssoooorrrrtttt!!!!! Last Resort by Papa Roach hits at the same time green and blue pyro shoots off!! The ICON comes out to the many cheers of the huge crowd. The ICON talks to the crowd as he walks down the ramp. The ICON jumps up on the apron and climbs in the ring. The ICON poses on the ropes.
Steve: This guy has so much charisma.
Phil: More then average wrestler.
Steve: Is there anybody with more charisma?
Phil: Maybe that Playa President.
Steve: He's close, but no cigar.
The bell sounds and The ICON turns around and stares donw at Evan Corbyn as he sits down in the corner.
The ICON: Get up Corbyn! Dont delay this ass kicking!
Adam Brooks: Hey, back off ICON. Evan, get up.
Evan Corbyn doesnt move a inch. Evan Corbyn just stares up at The ICON.
Steve: See what I mean Phil? This guy is so out there that he just stares at The ICON. He wont move.
Phil: Yeah, but if Evan Corbyn does get up The ICON's dream of walking out of Slaughter United States champion will deminish.
Steve: Thats where I disagree with you. Evan Corbyn as he is will just lose. Specially if he refuses to get up.
Phil: Well we'll see if he gets up. Adam Brooks is ready to call the match and award The ICON the US title.
Adam Brooks is about to call for the bell, but Evan Corbyn pulls himself up and attacks The ICON. Evan Corbyn punches The ICON a couple times. Evan Corbyn sends The ICON off the ropes. The ICON comes off the ropes. Evan Corbyn swings, but The ICON ducks. The ICON bounces off the ropes and misses a shoulder block.
Steve: Evan Corbyn just side stepped The ICON and The ICON ended up on the floor. I guess Corbyn isnt so out there as I thought.
Phil: I told you Corbyn is smarter then he looks.
Steve: Guess so!
Evan Corbyn steps through the ropes to the floor. Evan Corbyn picks The ICON up and drops him throat first on the guardrail. Evan Corbyn picks The ICON up off the floor and tosses him into the steel steps as hard as he can.
Adam Brooks: 7! ...... 8!
Evan Corbyn rolls in the ring under the bottom rope and rolls right back out to continue the beating of The ICON. Evan Corbyn runs and clotheslines The ICON over the steel steps.
Phil: Evan Corbyn is relentless in this match!
Steve: He is one sick freak!
Evan Corbyn picks The ICON up. Evan Corbyn whips The ICON toward the steel steps, but The ICON reverses and sends Evan Corbyn knee first into the steel steps.
Phil: Evan Corbyn went flying over the steel steps after hitting them with his knees.
Steve: I bet that hurt real bad.
Phil: Im not taking that bet. By the look on Evan's face, that defnintely hurt.
The ICON gets up off the outside mats. Evan Corbyn slowly gts ot his feet. The ICON runs, jumps off the steps, and clotheslines Evan Corbyn.
Adam Brooks: 7! .............. 8! ........
The ICON rolls in the ring and then rolls back out. The ICON picks Evan Corbyn up off the floor. The ICON slams Evan Corbyn's head into the apron of the ring. The ICON rolls Evan Corbyn into the ring. The ICON jumps up on the apron. The ICON slingshots himself over the top rope and lands a leg drop on the chest of Evan Corbyn.
Steve: ! ...... 2! .....
Phil: NO!! Kick out by Evan Corbyn!
Steve: The ICON needs to put Corbyn away right now if hes gonna win this match.
The ICON looks at Adam Brooks. Adam Brooks puts up two fingers. The ICON stands up, The ICON grabs the top rope and starts to put the boots to Evan Corbyn!
Phil: The ICON is frustrated. If he doesnt clam donw, he's gonna screw himself out of the Untied States title.
Steve: Yeah, The ICON better chill down. If he wants to win this match.
The ICON stops and just backs off of Evan Corbyn.
Phil: The ICON is calling for it.
Steve: I think he wnats to stop the show.
Phil: No doubt. He wants to put Corbyn away right now.
Evan Corbyn slowly gets to one knee. Evan Corbyn gets up and staggers around and walks right into the...
Steve: SHOWSTOPPA!! SHOWSTOPPA!! The ICON hit his move! Its all over now.
The ICON lays on top of Evan Corbyn. Adam Brooks drops to the mat.... 1! ......... 2! ...........3
Phil: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Evan Corbyn kicked out!!
Steve: Adam Brooks' hand was one millimeter from hitting the mat! The ICON is flipping out.
In the ring, The ICON starts slamming his fists on the mat! The ICOn gets up and kicks the bottom ropes a couple times.
The ICON: GET UP!! GET UP CORBYN!!
Evan Corbyn gets up slowly. Evan Corbyn gets up and The ICON goes for the Showstoppa, but Evan Corbyn grabs The ICON's foot. Evan Corbyn turns The ICON around and pushes The ICON off into the ropes. The ICON bounces back and Evan Corbyn dropkicks The ICON in the back. The ICON falls into the turnbuckle.
Phil: Evan Corbyn is crazy! He wa sout of it and now hes beating the crap out of The ICON.
Steve: The man can take alot and comeback.
Evan Corbyn kicks The ICON in the back. Just then Ian Wynn runs down to the ring. Ian Wynn jumps up on the apron. Adam Brooks tries to get him off. Evan Corbyn runs at Ian Wynn, but Ian Wynn ducks the wild swing. Evan Corbyn clips Adam Brooks. Ian Wynn runs around the ring and grabs a chair from Candy Peaks. Ian Wynn gets in the ring. Evan Corbyn kicks Ian Wynn in the gut and hits his move.. Satan's Halo!! Evan Corbyn gets up and as he does, The ICON blasts him in the head with the chair!!
Phil: God Damn!!
Steve: Ya know that hurt!! The ICON covers.
1! ............... 2! ............... 3!
Phil: And The ICON has won the United States title!!
Steve: Evan Corbyn couldnt handle the numbers.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: ICON via Pinfall!
The ICON celebrates with the US title. Joe Gunn comes through the crowd. Joe Gunn slides in the ring. Joe Gunn hits The ICON in the back. The ICOn turns around. Joe Gunn grabs The ICON and hits the Smokin' Gunn!! Ian Wynn gets up and attacks Joe Gunn. Ian Wynn pounds Joe Gunn!! And then.... Red Pyro Shoots Off Forming a X!! X by Xzibit hits!! Manslaughter, Big T, Rage, and Violator all run down to the ring. They slide in and attack Ian Wynn!! They give Ian Wynn a gangster style beat down!! They stand around the fallin' Ian Wynn! Joe Gunn manages to stand up. Dangerous X turn and stare at him. Joe Gunn puts up his fists, but then Welcome to Atlanta starts!! President Jesus and Marie walk down to the ring. They get in the ring. Jesus stands in between Dangerous X and Joe Gunn. Joe Gunn is about to punch anybody who steps toward him. And then the craziest thing happens...... Jesus and Joe Gunn embrace. Dangerous X boys hold Joe Gunn up as Jesus talks on the mic.
Pres. Jesus: Dangerous X just got more dangerous. As we have just gotten the addition of Joe Gunn. Dangerous X continue to grow as the Immortal Outlawz continue to disappear. Immortal Outlawz, a challenge goes to you. Dangerous X versus Immortal Outlawz: Stable Cup match!! If you guys got the immortal guts, you'll except.
X hits!! Dangerous X stand in the ring with there newest member.... Joe Gunn!!
Steve: Well that was crazy match and an end to Slaughter.
Phil: Our time is up.... good night!!
The scene fades off with Dangerous X standing in the ring!!
FADE
TO
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