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With Phil and Steve March 2, 2002 Saturday Night 10:00pm |
SLAUGHTER OPENING
Inferno Happenings....
MATCH NUMBER ONE
Slaughters opening video plays. SFT stars are shown in it. From Amp to BBA to Shadow to Mad Dogg to Tony Barrera to President Anthony Jesus. Pyro shoots off and Slaughter is on the air.
Phil: Welcome to Saturday Night Slaughter!!! Tonight involves five matches and three of them are title matches!!
Steve: In the main event, Ace defends the Intercontinental title against Evan Corbyn in a table match.
Phil: It all sounds great!! Lets kick this shiznit off with a rookie match.
Priest Brock versus Mark Bagwell
Rookie Singles Match
Both combatants are in the ring. Adam Brooks calls for the bell. Brock and Bagwell circle the ring before they lock up. Bagwell backs Brock back into the corner. Bagwell hauls back and chops Brock a couple times. Bagwell sends Brock off into the opposite corner. Brock bounces out of the corner after slamming into the turnbuckles and clotheslines Bagwell, nearly taking his head off.
Steve: Priest Brock bounced right out of the corner and took Mark Bagwell's head off.
Phil: These two rookies are really hoping for that SFT contract.
Bagwell gets up off the mat. Brock comes flying off the top rope with a clothesline. Bagwell stumbles backward and falls out to the floor. Brock just laughs as Bagwell gets up pissed off. The fans all begin to laugh at Mark Bagwell. Bagwell gets angry and grabs a chair from ringside. Bagwell slides into the ring with the chair in hand. Bagwell looks at Brock who stands behind Adam Brooks. Adam Brooks demands that Bagwell put the chair down.
Adam Brooks: Put the chair down now or I shall have to disqualify you!!
Mark Bagwell decides to put the chair over the top rope and to the floor. When he turns around, Priest Brock kicks Mark Bagwell in the gut. Brock puts Bagwell's head between his legs. Brock lifts up Bagwell into a powerbomb, but Bagwell gets out of it. Bagwell runs off into the corner, runs up the ropes, turns around and jumps off right into an awaiting Brock who hits bone breaking powerslam!! Priest Brock covers and Adam Brooks make the three count.
Steve: Priest Brock wins his first SFT match.
Phil: And Mark Bagwell loses his first.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Priest Brock via Pinfall!
Adam Brooks remains in the ring for the next match as Priest Brock and Mark Bagwell exit the ringside area.
MATCH NUMBER TWO
Ice versus Tyler Drake
Hardcore Title Match
Steve: Coming up, the new SFT Hardcore Champion, Tyler Drake, will make his first defense against the Owner of the Womens Championship Wrestling Organization, Ice!
Phil: You know, I always think back to when Amp revealed he was the father of Amp's child long ago. Do you think he pays child support?
Steve: Well, if I know a Pettis, then I have to say he isn't......
"Name of the Game" by the Crystal Method begins to play, and Jack Denton leads his protege, Tyler Drake through the entrance. The fans give him a mixed reaction, but mostly cheers as he heads down to the ring in street clothes, proudly wearing the Hardcore Title around his waist.
Phil: "The Extreme One" looks as confidenta s ever now that he has that gold in his inventory!
"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice then plays through the arena. Blue lights flash on the entrance as Ice walks down the ramp wearing jeans and a t-shirt. The fans cheer Ice, not only out of respect, but for her determination to accept this match up. Ice slaps some fans' hands at ringside, and then rolls into the ring as the bell rings.
Steve: And this match is underway! It's former XCW legend Ice and the XWA legend, Tyler Drake! Only one of these two will walk out of Slaughter the Hardcore Champion!
Tyler Drake and Ice lock up in the center of the ring, and Drake quickly gets the advantage with an arm drag takeover. Ice gets to her feet quickly,a nd takes Drake down with a leg sweep. She then applies an armbar, but Drake gets to his feet slowly. Tyler Drake backs Ice into a turnbuckle, and gives her a few knife-edge chops. He then whips Ice into the opposite corner, and follows up with a strong running clothesline. Ice fals to the mat, and Jack Denton begins pulling weapons out from everywhere.
Steve: Jack Denton is already trying to help "The Extreme One" seal the victory here! Weapons are littering the ring! Tables, Ladders, Ch....
Phil: Shh.. that's copyrighted now! There's also kendo sticks, a trash can, and oh my, a kitchen sink! We've seen it all now, fans!
Tyler Drake places the trashcan over the top of Ice, and then picks up a chair. Ice slowly stands, and Tyler Drake slams the chair into the trash can, knocking Ice against the ropes. She can't see where she walks to, and ends up in the corner. Tyler Drake then runs at the corner, and dropkicks the trashcan! Ice falls to the mat, and the trashcan rolls to the outside. Tyler Drake stands atop the second turnbuckle and riles up the fans, as Ice pulls a bag of powder from her jeans pocket. Drake goes to pick Ice up to her feet, and Ice throws the powder in his face to blind him!
Phil: What a cheap move! But this IS a Hardcore match, where anythig goes!
Steve: Tyler Drake can't see, and Ice is setting up a table!
That she is, as a table now sits near one of the corners. Ice drags Tyler Drake up to the top rope, and looks to be setting up for her "Ice Pick Piledriver!"Before she can pick Drake up though, he hits her in the stomach, and then superplexes her through the table! The fans chant "Holy shit!" as Drake slowly drapes an arm over Ice. Referee Adam Brooks makes the count... 1...2... Ice kicks out!
Steve: There's still a lot of fight left in that girl!
Phil: Very true. It takes a lot to take Ice out for a pinfall. Tyler Drake needs to stay on her, or he may risk losing his title!
Ice gets to her feet as quick as possible, and whips Tyler Drake into the ropes. She then elbows him in the stomach, and then Ice runs against the ropes for leverage. Tyler Drake quickly leaps in the air, and delivers a superkick to Ice's face! Ice crashes to the mat, and Drake quickly covers her. Adam Brooks makes the count... 1...2...3!!!
Steve: And Tyler Drake has kept the Hardcore Title! Ice will go on to fight another day, but tonight wasn't her night!
Phil: Fans, we want to remind you that tonight's Slaughter is being brought to you by Mountain Dew, and now, we're going to take a look at our Mountain Dew "Dew Drop of the Night!"
We then see an instant replay of Tyler Drake giving Ice the "Misguided" superkick, and Ice drops to the mat.
Steve: Well fans, we've had a great night of action so far, and there's still more to go! We'll be back!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Tyler Drake via Pinfall!
SFT Pres. Jesus: Legion.
Marie: Shadow.
A video plays with some of what the Dead Pac has done together in the past.
Marie: As Good As Everything Is... It All Must Come To An End...
Pres. Jesus: In The End..... Everything Ends.
MATCH NUMBER THREE
Nightmare versus Amp
Singles Match
Steve: The next match of the night is Amp versus Nightmare. They are already in the ring and Phil, these two know each other very well from past history here in the Strike Fantasy Towers. Two men have been here forever and have made their returns and former owner Amp has reformed the Fatal Four Way.
Phil: Big fucking deal.
Steve: Do you like anyone? Seriously? Were you a sociopath growing up? No friends? Parents hated you?
Phil: Get to the match god dam it.
Steve: Fine. Nightmare starts things off with a stiff forearm to the jaw of Amp. Amp laughs it off though and delivers a boot to the midsection of Nightmare. Amp grabs a hold of Nightmare's arm and whips him into the ropes, but he is driven down to the canvas by a shoulder block. Nightmare now off the opposite ropes and jumps over the body of Amp that was laying down on the mat. Amp tries to toss Nightmare over his shoulder, but Nightmare just glides over the shoulder and lands on his feet. He is pushing Amp towards the ropes and is looking for a school boy, but Amp grabs a hold of the rope and Nightmare rolls backwards, to be met with a big clothesline from Amp!
Phil: Nightmare is down, but is being drug back up to his feet. Amp picks him up and gives him a shot upside the head and slams him down hard with a body slam. Amp off the ropes and an elbow across the throat of the Ravaging one. Amp then drops a leg across the throat as well and is going for the cover 1....kickout by Nightmare. Word of advice Amp, you're not going to beat someone like Nightmare with simple manouvers like that! To think, this guy is a legend here?
Steve: Anyway. Amp pulls Nightmare up and irish whips him to the corn....NO! Reversed and Amp is sent into the turnbuckle chest first. He comes out of the corner and Nightmare is looking for a german suplex it seems, but a standing switch by Amp and now Amp is in command. But Nightmare drops down and drop toe holds his way out of it. He floats over on the back of Amp into a front face lock. Nightmare tightens it up and bit and pulls Amp to his feet. Both are backing into the ropes and Riley is whipped off the ropes. He comes off and Amp misses with a clothesline. Nightmare stops behind him and delivers a big dropkick to the face of Amp as he was turning around! Nightmare with the cover.... 1.... 2....kickout by Amp.
Phil: Nightmare is in command now Steve. He pulls Amp up and nails a sweet looking vertical suplex into a floatover. 2 count again and Amp has the shoulder up. Nightmare locks on a side headlock and is applying the pressure. Trying to cut off the corrotis artery in the throat of Amp. Smart wrestling by Nightmare.
Steve: I'm surprised you knew a word that big.
Phil: Shutup asshole. I don't need your crap tonight.
I get enough abuse as it is.
Steve: Uhhh, ya. Well, anyway. Nightmare is tightening down on that headlock, but the crowd is getting behind Amp. They are clapping and cheering in unison for Amp and you can see his leg moving on the mat, the momentum is building! Amp is slowly getting to his feet. He elbows Nightmare in the chest once. Twice. Three times and Nightmare releases the hold. Amp of the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Nightmare cuts him off with a knee to the chest. Amp is down holding his chest, and Nightmare with the cover.... 1..... 2.... kickout again by Amp.
Phil: Nightmare is wondering how to put Amp away at this point in the match. It hasn't been a long match, but these two are so old, that their lungs are already burning, gasping for air. Nightmare pulls Amp up again. He locks in a front face lock, but he is taunting? Taunting? What the hell are you doing Nightmare???? Amp reverses into a small package!!!! 1..... 2.... Nightmare barely kicks out.
Steve: Nightmare with some showboating and it nearly cost him the match! Amp is now in control and is unloading a few right hands on the head of Nightmare. Nightmare is reeling. Amp locks his arms around the wait of Nightmare and into a belly to belly suplex. Nightmare is down and Amp with the cover....1....2....kickout. So close, but not close enough. Amp pulls Nightmare up again and gets a low blow for his troubles!
Phil: Look at Amp! He's bowled over. Nightmare is coming off the ropes and is looking for a lariat, but Amp ducks it...
Steve: Wait, Nightmare has spotted someone in the crowd?
Phil: What? Its Ace! Nightmare has spotted Ace in the crowd!
Steve: Wait there, Look Rollup by Amp, the referee counts 1,2,3! Amp got the win!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Amp via Pinfall!
Amp rolls out of the ring and Ace slides in the ring. Ace punches Nightmare a few times, Nightmare falls to the mat. Ace then begins to kick Nightmare and then Ace backs off for a couple moments. Ace waits for Nightmare to stand up. Ace grabs Nightmare and hits the Blackjack!! Nightmare rolls around on the mat holding his head. Ace grabs a mic.
Ace: The other day has come, and so it goes, Payback hurts doesn't it.
Ace then climbs a turnbuckle for a moment, taunts the crowd and then leaves.
"The following advertisement has been bought and paid for by Dangerous X". Dangerous X is in a studio of some kind. Dangerous X is all over the background. President Jesus, Joe Gunn, Doom, and Kyle Storm are standing around in street gear. President Jesus steps forward.
Pres. Jesus: We are Dangerous X!
Some clips of Dangerous X's greatest moments so far are shown.
Pres. Jesus: We have made an impact!
Clips of each member hitting there finishers on past opponents is shown.
Pres. Jesus: After all that you have seen, I know your thinking that you wanna become part of Dangerous X. And here's how you can do that.
"Send an email to President Jesus' email with your name and examples of why you are Dangerous."
Pres. Jesus: Do the smart thing and join... Just remember that
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MATCH NUMBER FOUR
Eliminator versus Joe Gunn
Television Title Match
Steve: Next up is the TV Title match between current champion Joe Gunn and the challenger Eliminator.
Phil: This outta be a good one. Infact, this is the battle of the Paralyzer's. So you know this is going to be good.
Steve: Good Phil, just good? No, this match is going to be that damn good!!
Violence Fetish by the one and insane Disturbed begins to rock out of the speakers. The fans know the song and the group so they all start to sing along.
Fans: Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
Oh Ow OW!
Eliminator walks out and he to starts singing his own theme music.
Eliminator: How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a timebomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Go Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up!!
Eliminator continues down the ramp and rolls in the ring under the bottom rope. The huge Eliminator poses on the bottom rope for the crowd. Eliminator steps off the bottom rope when Dragula starts blasting from PA system.
dead I am the one
exterminating sun
slipping through the trees
strangling the breeze
dead I am the sky
watching angels cry
as they slowly turn
conquering the worm
Silver and blue lights flash as Joe "The Show" Gunn makes his entrance with his newly won TV title he won only 6 days ago.
Steve: This is Joe's first title defense. Lets see if he can keep the run going by defeating Eliminator.
Phil: Can he do it Steve?
Steve: Sure he can! But Eliminator is a huge monster, so lets just sit back and watch what unfolds.
Joe Gunn steps into the ring. Joe Gunn drops the title infront of the referee and walks right up to Eliminator. Joe Gunn stares up into the eyes of Eliminator. The ref, Leon Tyson, calls for the bell. Joe Gun and Eliminator both go back into there corners. Eliminator helps Trish off the apron. Joe Gunn sees this and runs in after Eliminator. ELiminator moves out of the way as Joe Gunn hits the post head first.
Phil: That'll ring his bell.
Steve: He probably has a small concussion.
Eliminator picks Joe Gunn off the mat and into the air. Eliminator walks around the ring with Joe Gunn above his head. Eliminator presses Joe Gunn a few times. Eliminator looks out to the crowd. Eliminator walks over to the ropes and drops Joe Gunn to the floor. Joe Gunn hits the floor and bounces into the guardrail. Eliminator climbs over the top rope and waits on the apron. Joe Gunn slowly gets up with assitance from the guardrail and ringside fans. Eliminator jumps off the apron and double axehandles the smaller Joe Gunn to the floor once again. Eliminator walks around the ringside area waiting for Joe Gunn to get up so he can knock him back down.
Eliminator leans over and Trish kisses him on the cheek. Eliminator enjoys the kiss. Eliminator stumbles around taunting the ringside crowd. Just then, Joe Gunn flies off the steel steps and free jumps on to Eliminator. Eliminator catches Joe Gunn mid-air and rams him into the post. Joe Gunn falls on the ground and holds his back as he screams in pain.
Joe Gunn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Son of a bitch!!!!!!
The crowd laughs at Joe Gunn's pain. The ref goes to the outside to check on Joe Gunn. Eliminator rolls in the ring. From the back, Doom runs down to the ring. Doom slides in the ring and goes after the giant Eliminator. Doom gets a couple blows in, but Eliminator quickly takes control. Eliminator whips Doom off the ropes. Eliminator puts up his boot and Doom goes flying out of the ring. Joe Gunn slips into the ring. Joe Gunn dropkicks Eliminator in the back of the head. Eliminator falls forward a little but gets right back up. Joe Gunn runs off the ropes and dropkicks Eliminator in the face, sending Eliminator back and stuck in the ropes.
Steve: Joe Gunn is going to have his way with Eliminator now.
Phil: He's gonna beat on Eliminator. He just better hope Eliminator doesnt get out of them ropes.
Joe Gunn continues pounding away at Eliminator. Joe Gunn kicks and throws hard stiff punches at Eliminator. The ref tries to pull Joe Gunn off, but Joe Gunn just shoves the ref down. Trish rolls into the ring. As Joe Gunn pounds away at Eliminator like he was building a train track, Trish grabs Joe Gunn by the hair and pulls him off of Eliminator. Joe Gunn turns toward Trish. Joe Gunn grabs Trish by her hair. Joe Gunn locks Trish in a suplex position. Eliminator sees this and starts to franticly get out of the ropes. Joe Gunn grabs Trish by the leg. Eliminator continues to try to get out fo the ropes. Joe Gunn lifts up Trish off the ground.....
Steve: Oh God No!!
Phil: Joe, dont do it!! Dont do it!!
Joe Gunn walks around the ring with Trish up in the air. Eliminator takes a few hard tugs at the ropes. And then the ropes snap!!
Steve: Oh my god!! Eliminator broke the ropes!!
Phil: Joe Gunn is fucked!!
Eliminator gets up and grabs Joe Gunn by the throat. Joe Gunn releases Trish. Eliminator lifts Joe Gunn high in the air drops Joe Gunn down with the Paralyzer!! Eliminator covers and Leon Tyson climbs back into the ring and counts the 1,2, and the 3!!
Steve: Eliminator is the new TV Champion!!
Phil: This is crazy!! He broke the ropes!! Damn!!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Eliminator via Pinfall!
Eliminator and Trish celebrate. Joe Gunn rolls to the outside. Eliminator and Trish continue to celebrate. Joe Gunn grabs a chair from ringside. Joe Gunn rolls back into the ring. Kirk Canyon runs down to the ring from the back. Kirk Canyon tackles Joe Gunn before Joe can smash Eliminator or Trish with the chair. Kirk Canyon tosses Joe Gunn over the top rope. Then Doom slides into the ring. Doom tries something on Kirk Canyon, but Kirk and ELiminator will have none of that. They whip Doom off the ropes and when Doom comes running back, they run over him with a double shoulder block. Just then, Kyle Storm and President Jesus run down to the ring with chairs in hand. Eliminator, Kirk Canyon, and Trish all exit the ring very quickly. As the three walk up the ramp and Kyle Storm checks on Doom & Joe Gunn, President Jesus grabs a mic.
MATCH NUMBER FOUR
[ Pres. Jesus ]
Ok, so you guys wanna run around here like you own the joint. You wanna run around here attacking people whenever you damn well feel like it. Thats fine!! But next time, watch your backs! Remember, only we can prevent your ass kicking.
And while im out here and I got the mic in my hand, I got some stuff to say. So shut your mouths up and listen. At Body Count, Legion pulled off a win over Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg was ready to quit, but decided not too. He felt it was another Any Given Sunday deal. Well, it wasnt. Any Given Sunday deal wasnt even the Any Given Sunday deal. Legion won and beat Mad Dogg fair and square. But Legion showed a side of himself that very few have ever seen. He somewhat felt bad about Body Count. So he has decided to End it All at Everythins Ends. Well Legion, im gonna be sad to see you go. But you and Shadow will definitely show us all what it means to be a legend. But you know something Legion, I know you cant talk, but you can hear damn well. So hear me when I say this to you. Friday Night Inferno... March 15th... Your second to last match... My old friend and my old partner... Somebody wants you in a match... While get my boys out of here, Take a look up at the tron...
Phil: WOW!!! That as is Exterminator!!
Steve: Does this mean what I think it means?
Phil: What do you think it means?
Steve: I think it means the in ring return of Exterminator and most likely a classic battle between the men formly known as Dark Extermination. I truly hope Legion accepts the challenge, of course, we will have to wait just shy of two weeks for the match, but the wait is well worth it.
Phil: This night has been incredible so far. What couple possibly happen next?
Evan Corbyn versus Ace
Intercontinental Title Match
The tron shows some of Corbyn and Ace's greatest hits and sickest matches. The scene goes back to the ring where Ace and Evan Corbyn are about to battle.
Steve: Here we go!!!!
The bell rings and the match begins with Evan on the aggressive, he locks up Ace, and tosses him into the ropes, he attempts a high leg clothesline, but Ace ducks and bounces off the other side, he comes back and nails Evan with a spinning wheel kick. Evan bounces back to his feet almost as fast as Ace. Ace attempts a clothesline but Evan ducks and connects with a stiff side kick to the chin of Ace. Ace smacks the mat and Evan quickens the pace, with a sliding leg drop, followed by a quick rolling senton. He then lifts Ace to his feet, and whips him off the ropes he follows, and does a springing DDT, from the ropes. He goes for a quick cover 1..2.. Ace barely rolls his shoulder. Evan lifts Ace again and attempts the same thing, but Ace springs from the ropes himself and connects with a slingshot cross body block, he hooks the leg 1..2.. but Evan rolls out into his own cover 1..2.. Ace rolls the shoulder and the two reach their feet at the same time. Ace attempts a spinkick, but Evan ducks and does a spinning reverse thrust kick, and Ace hits the mat. Evan climbs outside and picks up a table from ringside as he turns back to the ring Ace slides under with a dropkick, kicking the table into Corbyn’s face. Ace lifts Evan from the floor, and drops him hard on the ring apron. Ace takes the table into the ring, and sets it up he then slides back at and rolls Evan in. He lifts Evan from the mat and whips him off the ropes, and prepares to backdrop him through the table, but Evan leap frogs off the shoulders of Ace, over the table and off the other side ropes, where he comes back springs from the table with a spinning kick to the face of Ace, and both men hit the mat hard. Evan is the first to his feet, he rolls a tired Ace onto the table and springs off the ropes with an Asai moonsault but Ace rolls from the table, and Evan makes the adjustment to land past the table on his feet. Ace swings at Evan over the table but Evan ducks and crawls under the table grabbing Ace’s ankle and puts him in the ankle lock. Ace swings his foot connecting with Evan in the jaw once more. Evan Corbyn goes back into the corner. Ace jumps up and kicks Evan numerous times in the gut. Ace whips Evan across the ring. Ace sets up the table almost dead center of the ring. Ace runs in and splashes Evan in the corner. Evan staggers out of the corner and Ace puts him on top of the table. Ace jumps up on top of the table. Ace picks up Evan and hits a nasty DDT on the table, but the table doesn’t break. Ace rolls off the table and brings Evan with him. Ace puts Evan on the top turnbuckle. Ace pulls the table closer to the corner, but sets it up long ways. Ace goes out to the apron and climbs up behind Corbyn. Ace grabs Corbyn by the arm and by the back of the head. Ace stands up with Evan. Ace and Evan go off the top and Ace hits the Wildcarded on Evan and that move puts Evan through the table head first.
Steve: That’s it!! Ace has beaten Evan Corbyn!!
Phil: The wins just keep coming for a man who thought he wouldn’t make something of himself.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Ace via Corbyn through Table!
After Evan Corbyn has left the ring, Ace is collecting himself as ICON runs down to the ring! ICON slides under the bottom rope behind Ace's back, and once Ace turns around, ICON tries for the "Showstoppa!" Ace ducks though, and catches ICON with a stiff right punch. Both men trade punches all over the ring with no end in sight!
Steve: Well, Ace just fought a tough match against Corbyn, but now he has his work cut out for him once more in The ICON!
Phil: Yeah, and look who's coming down the aisle now!
Amp comes running to the ring, and slides in under the bottom rope. He begins trying to break up the fight in the ring, and holds ICON and Ace apart. When both are calm, Amp elbows them both in their stomachs, and then gives them a double headbutt!
Phil: Ha ha! Amp had the right idea, there!
Steve: Now what is this?!
Commissioner Matt Quest now stands atop the entrance ramp, and watches the action in the ring. He thinks for a bit, and then nods his head in approval....
Phil: Fans, it's all hell breaking loose in the ring! We're out of time, so we'll see you next week!
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