 Strike Fantasy Towers Saturday Night Slaughter ™ With John Cartwright and Jessie Jobber March 8th, 2003 Saturday Night 9:00pm
JJ: We are here to give you another awesome night of SFT entertainment, I am Jessie Jobber and my partner in crime is John Cartwright. JC: You truly are an idiot Jessie, but you are right we do have an action packed night of wrestling ahead of us. JJ: Here's a quick announcement, J-Mac's fired! We received word just before we went on the air that J-Mac was fired earlier today and tossed down every flight of stairs from top to bottom of Strike Towers headquaters. JC: Ouch, that's a lot of stairs. JJ: It was discovered that J-Mac was using steroids to give his performance a boost, when in reality, he sucks. JC: I also heard he had broke some serious infringment laws. JJ: Either way, last night's match has been ruled a victory for Richard Howard. Good job Rich. The camera cut's away. We are backstage and Azurain Shadows is walking down the hallway. As Azurain is about to enter the bathroom, Michael Pettis walks out. Michael Pettis: Azurain, can I talk to you for a minute. Azurain nods his head yes. Michael Pettis: Now that No Authority has lost a couple members, I was looking through the roster at some of the brighter talent. Not a lot of people looked good, except you. So I thought I'd extend the offer for you to join No Authority. Azurain doesn't respond. He looks at Pettis funny and then walks in the bathroom. As Azurain is about to approach a urinal to piss, at the same time Sid Synergy comes out of a stall. Sid Synergy bumps right into Azurain Shadows. Azurain looks right at Sid and Sid looks right back. Sid Synergy: Got something to say? Azurain doesn't bother, he turns around to the urinal and ensues to piss. Sid Synergy washes his hands, drys them, and leaves the bathroom. JJ: Pettis offered Azurain a spot in No Authority and didn't even respond. JC: Yeah. But what was that about with Sid Synergy? JJ: I guess Sid doesn't like Azurain a whole bunch. Kid Krist & Rumpke vs. Kamikaze and Cody Carson Tag Team Match JC: Carson and Kamikazi getting off to a good start here. JJ: Are you trashing Krist..don't tell me you are trashing Krist? JC: I'm not..ugh..why can't I have an announcer that past Kindergarten. In the ring, Carson steps into the middle of the ring and tries to clothesline Krist, but Krist ducks and bounces off of the ropes behind Carson Krist then jumps up on the shoulders of Carson and then reverse Pedigrees him. Krist then picks up Carson and tries to DDT him, but from behind him, Kamikaze drops him with an inverted DDT. This sparks Rumpke to come in and try to clothesline Kamikaze, but Kamikaze grabs Rumpke and then reverse Russian Leg Sweeps Kamikaze. As Kamikaze then taunts the crowd, from behind, Krist then throws Kamikaze over the top rope as a loud thud is heard from the crashing of Kamikaze's body. JJ: Ouch, now that musta hurt. JC: Yeah..damn. Back in the ring, both Krist is up in the ring as Rumpke then joins
him. Rumpke the tells Krist to finish this as Krist nods in the approval
with the fans. Rumpke then grabs Carson and drops him with his Alcohol
Poisoning as Krist goes to the top rope and leaps off land his own Krist
bomb. Krist then goes for the pin. JC: Yeah, what a squash match. JJ: What did you just say? Are you dissing Krist and Rumpke? JC: No you clown. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Kid Krist and Rumpke!! BACKSTAGE SEGMENT We go backstage again to see Azurain Shadows is walking through the hallway. He walks past the office of SFT Owner Big T. Big T hollers at Azurain to stop. Big T: Hey Azurain, hold up a sec homes. Big T runs out his office door and approaches Azurain. Big T: Hey Azurain, how ya been man? Azurain doesn't respond with words. Big T: Silent type I see. That's OK. But listen, I think you're a great talent. Your young and you got a good future in SFT. But you need somebody to help guide you. So, what if you join V.I.P. and allow me to guide you into your future here in SFT? Azurain doesn't say a word. Instead he just turns and walks away from Big T. Big T goes back in his office as Azurain walks down the hallway. A few feet away is Sean Lane making himself a cup of coffee. Sean must've seen Azurain coming cause he turns around and shoves Azurain. Azurain looks at Sean, but then just walks away. Sean Lane: Thought so. Sean Lane turns around to finish making his coffee. Azurain Shadows looks back at Sean Lane and grins. JJ: What is it with this guy? That makes two offers that he hasn't given an answer too. JC: Azurain is getting all sorts of bizarre attention tonight. He has choices but it doesn't look like he has many fans in either stable. BACKSTAGE SEGMENT Fugitive is shown by himself in the parking lot waiting for his Sarah, Jacob and the rest to get here. Fugitive: Damn, where are they? A crewmember then runs out to the parking lot with a note in hand. CrewMember: Sir? Are you Fugitive? Fugitive turns around and looks at the man. Fugitive: Yes…what is it? Crew Member: Well I have a letter for you sir. Fugitive: Let me see it? The crewmember gives the note to Fugitive before he leaves. Fugitive looks at the letter to see the initials "MM" on it and sighs as he opens it and the letter reads…. Dear Lance, Your pal, Fugitive then rips up the card and tosses it as he just paces around in the parking lot. JC: Who is this Don? What is this job that Fugi has to do? What if Fugi says no? JJ: I don't know man but Fugi has his work cut out for him. The cameras fade. RINGSIDE SEGMENT JJ: A lot of weird things are going down tonight. Let's hop right into our next match. JC: Should be an awesome match between three of this business's best wrestlers. JJ: You are right there let's go down to the ring. Suddenly "Forgotten" by Linkin Park starts blaring as pyros go off, and the crowd starts going crazy. SwitchBlade appears on the ramp, and the cameras go flashing towards him. SwitchBlade taunts for the crowd, then runs down the ramp giving high fives to the audience. He then slides under the ring, and climbs one of the turnbuckles. He raises both hands in the air, and the crowd cheers for him. SwitchBlade asks for a mic and is about to speak. SwitchBlade: So last night I made my return... And... Before he can say another word, "Shaft's Dead" (a custom remix) blares and the fans begin to boo. Ravnos runs down to the ring, slides in, and rips the mic from SwitchBlade's hands. Ravnos: So…SwitchBlade…we meet once again. Who would've thought that you would show your mug around these parts. Why don't you just leave with your ball? The crowd starts booing Ravnos. Chants of "Asshole" can be heard. Ravnos: Shut the hell up! SwitchBlade, you-- SwitchBlade quickly snatches the mic away from Ravnos. The crowd cheers again. SwitchBlade: Hold on there! Who do you think you are? You can't talk to ME like that! Now listen…there's something I've been wanting to get across my chest for a long time, "Ravnos". You and I need to settle this right here RIGHT NOW! JJ: Woah! Looks like SwitchBlade is offering a challenge. JC: This is great. These two are gonna rumble! Ravnos snatches the mike back from SwitchBlade. Ravnos: You wanna do it? You wanna do it right now? Ok…lets do it! Ravnos lets the mic fall to the ground, and the two men get in each others faces. The two talk trash to each other for a bit. Then Ravnos and SwitchBlade go to hit…but then….they shake hands. The two smile, and raise each others hands in the air. The crowd is stunned, and boos them both. JJ: What the hell is this? JC: They're…together? That's not right… RW: This is crazy! SwitchBlade grabs the mic from the floor, and speaks. SwitchBlade: Yeah that's right…we're on the same side! I told you this was going to be the beginning of a new SwitchBlade. You losers are all going to witness the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment pair up with one of the greatest fighters around. We're going to take over very quickly. This is just the beginning! SwitchBlade and Ravnos raise their hands in the air, and the crowd boos them. "Forgotten" plays again, and the two men exit the ring leaving the fans baffled. JJ: What…just happened here? JC: Uhh…I think SwitchBlade just betrayed the fans. JJ: I don't believe it….what an announcement. And it's just the beginning! Shawn Walsh vs. ICON vs. Damien Sparks Ladder Match The three men are already standing in the ring and the fans are in anticipation of an awesome match, The three men just stand there and look at each. The referee calls for the bell, and the match begins. Walsh runs at Icon and knocks him over with a forearm to the side of the head. Sparks then walks over and begins to kick Icon while he is on the ground. It seems as though Walsh and Sparks have formed a team, they continue to kick away at a fallen Icon, but then Sparks turns and levels Walsh with a clothsline. Icon slowly begins to make it back to his feet, he leans in the corner and is met with a series of boots to the stomach by Sparks. Walsh slowly gets up and grabs Sparks by the head and attempts a reverse DDT, and as he is going down, Icon drops an elbow to Sparks midsection. JC: That was awesome teamwork, and a devastating move. JJ: That it was. Let's see if either man can capitalize on the fallen sparks. Icon and Walsh look at each for a brief moment. Icon smiles and so does Walsh and it seems both men are going to try and take out Sparks, but as they lean down to pick up sparks, Icon nails Walsh with a right hand which sends Walsh to the mat. Icon picks up both men, he then throws Walsh to one corner and Sparks to another. He charges at Sparks, and nails him with a knee to the midsection and Sparks crumbles in pain. He then charges at Walsh, but Walsh ducks and backdrops Icon to the floor. JC: That was devastating. JJ: It will be interesting to see if Icon can recover. Sparks and Walsh are in the ring trying to recover, and after a few seconds Walsh slowly starts to make it to his feet, he slowly walks over to a fallen Sparks and picks him up. He suplex's Sparks and he then ascends the turnbuckle. He gets to the middle turnbuckle, and drops a elbow to the chest of Sparks. He goes for the cover….. JC: Is he serious a elbow drop off the second rope is not gonna beat Sparks. The ref counts…1..2.Kickout. Walsh stays on the attack. Icon rolls under the bottom rope and is met with a boot from Walsh. Walsh then picks Icon up and goes for a powerbomb, Icon blocks it and delivers a backdrop to Ace. Icon turns around and is met with a savat kick from Sparks. Sparks then looks down at his two fallen opponents and smiles. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg drop to Walsh. Sparks then walks over to a fallen Icon and picks him up. He whips Icon into the ropes, and then hit's him with a hurrincanrana. Icon seems unconscious. Walsh comes up from behind him, and grabs Sparks and hit's him with a reverse DDT. Walsh hit's the mat in exhaustion. JC: This is a hell of a match. JJ: Yes it is…..I wonder how long all three of these men can actually continue with this much intensity. JC: I guess only time will tell. Walsh crawls to the outside of the ring, and grabs the ladder, and Icon crawls to the outside of the ring also and grabs another ladder. They both throw the ladder's into the ring. Walsh, Icon, and Sparks all slowly make it to their feet. Walsh climbs one ladder, Sparks climbs another ladder, and Icon climbs the same ladder that Sparks is on. All three men slowly begin to climb the ladder then all of the sudden Icon nails Walsh with a Showstoppa, sending Walsh to the mat. Then Sparks grabs Icon by the head and smashes his head on the ladder. Blood slowly begins to flow from Icon's head. Icon holds on with one hand, Sparks grabs Icon by the head again and attempt's to do it again. Icon blocks it and forearm's Sparks in the head. Sparks slowly begins to lean off the ladder and he falls taking the ladder with him. As the ladder is falling Icon jumps and grabs the glove, which was hanging from the ceiling. Icon releases the glove and crashes to the mat. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: ICON!!! IN-RING SEGMENT JC: What a hell of a match JJ: Icon looked like the underdog throughout this match but he pulled it out. JC: I hope the rest of the evening can measure up to this…..
Dave Van Dam….Well I guess it's time to reveal who my new Tag team partner is….with out further a do let me introduce to you the man that will help me continue to be the best Tag Team Champion in SFT history. Dave stops and then "Blind" by Corn blares throughout the arena and the fans erupt as Dave Steel walks through the curtains with a gigantic smile on his face. He walks down to the ring, and takes one of the Tag Title belt's off of the rope and throws it over his shoulder, he then goes over to a corner and DVD just laughs. Dave Van Dam….You people thought the Eternal Renegades were unstoppable, but it's been a long time since you have seen The Regulators DVD and Dave Steel fight as a Tag Team. We realize that the Tag Team division in this federation isn't exactly what it used to be but that is about to change. Tell them Dave. DVD hands the microphone to Steel. Steel….We are going to be a team that people look at and envy. So we offer this……..ANY!!!!! Tag team that thinks they can take these titles away from us, bring what you have, and we will show you your best isn't good enough. But I also have another announcement to make. As of next week I will no longer be defending the Intercontinental championship. I had my time with it and I have decided to put it in a match between two guys I think will give you all something to watch. Next week on Slaughter it's gonna be Shawn Walsh vs Sid Synergy for the Intercontinental championship. That's all. Steel throws the mic back DVD. DVD laughs and says. Dave Van Dam….The time for regulation begins……………………NOW!!!!! Both man slap hands and then they begins to walks out of the ring, but DVD stops and then looks back at the camera Dave Van Dam….By the way…Amp sorry buddy but you had your chance, you slide all the way back down to the bottom. Who really was THE BEST ETERNAL RENEGADE, AMP? I guess this title around my waist is the only answer that matters. Later buddy. JC: Strong statement's from Dave Van Dam JJ: How about him adding Dave Steel as his Tag partner. How unbeatable could they be? JC: I guess only time will tell. JJ:How many times will you say that in one night? JC: I guess only time will tell. JJ rolls his eyes. Sid Synergy vs. Sean Lane Standard Match JJ: Let's go down to the ring where Sid Synergy meet's our Lightweight Champion Sean Lane. Candy Peaks: The following match is scheduled for one fall. The lights dim and "The Way You Like It" by Adema starts up. As the bass line picks up, two shots of blue pyro shoot straight up towards the arena's rafters. As the smoke clears, Candy Peaks: Introducing first, he comes in at 6'1 and 225 lbs. He is a member of No Authority and the current SFT Lightweight Champion..he is the "Sweetness".. SEAN LANE!!! Lane is standing with arms outstretched with the Lightweight Title around his waist as he then makes his way slowly down the ramp and around the ring, taunting the fans. JC: Sean has been on quite the roll lately and looks to be in shape for the World Title, again. JJ: Hmm..sweet candy. He then crawls into the ring and goes into two opposite corners, each time raising his arms and yelling back at the fans. As "The Way You Like It" fades out, "Prayer" by Disturbed hits and Sid Synergy walks out from backstage. Candy Peaks: And the challenger. Coming in at 6'8 and 268 lbs. He is from Toronto, Canada… he is the "Human Highlight Machine"..SID SYNERGY. Sid walks onto the top of the runway and raises one arm as lightning bolts of pyro flash through the arena. JC: The former Hardocre Champion seems to be the one the fans want to win. JJ: Meh Sid then walks down to the ring and hops up on the apron then flexes
his muscles, and then Sid puts his leg over the rope and stands in the
middle of the ring. Lane then takes off his Lightweight Title and gives
it to Leon Tyson, never taking his eyes off of Sid. Tyson then puts
the Title outside of the ring and the bell rings. Both men circle the
ring before finally locking up. A power struggle occurs until Sid just
throws Sean back into the turnbuckle behind him. Sid then flexes his
muscles as Sean uses the ropes to get back up and then gives a little
a smirk. They go to lock up again, JC: Smart tactic..taking out the big mans legs. JJ: Have you any candy? JC: No. Sid then drops to the mat as Sean then quickly grabs the leg of Sid and locks in a leg lock. Sid yells out in pain as Sean winds up the leg. After a while, Sean lets go of the leg and then quickly gets up taunting the crowd. As he does this, Sid slowly gets back up. Sean turns around to see this and runs to the ropes ahead of Sid and then drops him with a stiff clothesline. Sean then walks around Sid before going back to the right leg and kicking it a few times. He then picks up Sid and hooks him up for a brain buster, but Sid won't budge. Sean then kicks Sid's leg and tries again, but Sid still won't. Finally, Sid then reverses and Sean is lifted up, and as Sid is about to take him down, he suddenly, drops Sean down to his level and spine busters him. As both men are on the mat, Sean slowly gets back up holding his back, as Sid gets back up holding his leg. JC: A good move there by Sid, he really needed to make that move. JJ: Why do you sound so smart at this? JC: Because I managed to pass school, unlike you. Back in the ring and Sean goes to punch Sid, but Sid blocks and throws
a punch back. Sean tries again, but again, Sid blocks it and throws
a punch back himself. He then throws another and another, slowly pushing
back Sean. As Sean gets to the ropes, Sid then throws Sean to the ropes
and when Lane returns, Sid then flapjacks Lane on to the top rope. Sean
just bounces on there for a while, Sid gets back and hooks up Lane in
a dominator set up. Sid then takes Sean down with the move and then
goes for the pin. JC: Both men are extremely tired. JJ: Well duh..somebody really needs to give one of them candy.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Sid Synergy!!! POST MATCH SEGMENT JC: Sid beat him with a roll up. JJ: That was a hell of a match though. Then Aruzian Shadows runs out from the back, and begins to attack Synergy. Azurain wraps Sid's left arm into a half nelson and grapples the lifted arm. He whips Sid back and forth in the first part of "Gaijin no Tenshi". Next he bulldogs him to the mat with the hold on and pulls back. A scream escapes the lips of Sid Syn as Azurain pulls back once more for good measure. Upon release, Azurain rushes to the top rope with grace and lands a near perfect praying moonsault entitled "Kyo's Legacy". Azurain stands, greets his "fellow brothers" and picks up a microphone from the apron. Azurain Shadows: Surprised? I would certainly hope not. The history runs deep.. deeper than most will know. I stand beside my proverbial brothers and sisters. Pandoura and I go way back, even before I even set eyes on the federation once known as SFW. Yes.. That's how long I've been keeping track of the things that go on here. The SFT is full of potiential, and I plan to bring every single ounce of it to V.I.P. My first two entrants are my loving wife Kassidy and my bodyguard Eric "Blight" Blake. Both will make great members to the already amazing roster we have now. Azurain walks over to the edge of the apron as he lets Kassidy in and slaps Blight a high five as he walks over the top rope. Blight, the seven foot giant stands behind Azurain as Kassidy wraps her arms around him. Azurain Shadows: Where was I? Oh yeah.. Talent.. Besides my "House of Shadows" there are a few more that need the right motivation as far as joining V.I.P. goes. If you get the offer, take it. It may be the death of you if you chose not to wise up and take what's being handed to you. To all the Sid's and all the Justin Paiges.. Your time is coming. Do you wish to submit with heart and mind open? Or would you rather face what's coming? It's only the Evolution of Wrestling known as V.I.P.. I'll leave you all with a little insight on me.. I'm everywhere.. Inside the locker-rooms and inside your head. Remember my name, remember this as well.. Even Blind Men See... Their demise comes from me.. The prophecy...
Shawn Walsh: Come on, Sean! Where's my rematch, you god damned prick?! I've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting! I want that rematch and I want it next week. NEXT WEEK, SEAN! SLaughter, Inferno, take your pick. I want my shot to redeem myself after an utterly disgraceful loss against you. I want that Lightweight Title and I plan on taking it from you, whether you give me a match for it or not. I mean, Sean-- [Walsh is cut off as Damien Sparks comes sprinting out from the locker room. Walsh throws the mic. down and runs across the ring, sliding out. He jumps over the crowd barrier as Sparks stands in the ring, staring at him.] COMMERCIAL A segment of Mad Dogg being announced as the new owner of The SFT is showed, then the World Title flashes across the screen and then a huge question mark takes up the entire screen. "The countdown to a new revolution" is seen on the screen and then a countdown is seen slowly ticking down. Fugitive vs. Blake Mathews US Title Match JC: It will be interesting to see where that Walsh and Damien Sparks is going to go? JJ: I can guarentee it isn't over between those two. JC: What about Shadows…..things are starting to heat up here in SFT. JJ:I agree it will be interesting to see how Synergy reacts to a brutal attack like that. JC: Let's get to the main event. JJ: Oh I have been looking forward to this all night. Candy Peeks: The following match is for the SFT United States championship. Fuck Off by Kid rock blares throughout the arena and Fugitive walks out from behind the curtain. Candy Peeks: Making his way down to the ring weighing in at 220 pounds hailing from La, The Original Outlaw Fugitive. Fugitive makes his way down to the ring and he awaits the United States Champ. Then all of the sudden Blake Mattews runs out of the crowd and blind sides Fugitive. He kicks him a lot in the back and Fugitive just thrives in pain. Matthews then picks up Fugitive and whips him to the rope, he goes for a flying forearm, but Fugitive ducks under it, and then bounces off the far rope, and nails Matthews with a clothsline. Fugi walks over to a fallen Matthews and picks him up, he put's him in a head lock, and begins to slowly wear down Matthews. Matthews whips him to the ropes, and takes down Fugi with a shoulder block. Matthews stays on the offensive and hit's Fugi with a leg drop. He then put's Fugi in a chin lock, and the ref gets down there to see how Fugi is doing. JJ: Surprisingly these men are actually wrestling JC: Let's see how long that lasts. JJ: I know I want to see blood. JC: What's wrong with you man? JJ: Nothing why? JC: Nevermind! Fugi slowly makes it back to his feet, and elbows Matthews in the stomach. Matthews breaks the hold and is met with a closed fist from Fugitive. Matthews crumble to the mat, and Fugitive looks out to the fans who are going nut's. Fugitive picks up Matthews and he delivers a standing drop-kick. Fugitive then climbs the middle turnbuckle and jumps off and attempts a dropping fist. Matthews moves out of the way, and Fugitive nails the mat with his fist. He grips his fist and turns around and is met with a boot to the gut. Matthews bounces off the ropes and hits a famasser, sending fugitive to the mat. Matthews is slowly building momentum. JC: Matthews looks amped. JJ: Yeah he does, he is at the top of the game. JC: I wouldn't count out Fugitive yet though Matthews picks up Fugitive and whips him to the corner. He set's Fugitive up on the top turnbuckle and attempts a superplex. He hit's it and floats over into a cover. 1.2.Kickout. JJ: That was an impressive kickout. JC: I told ya fugitive wasn't done yet. Matthews can not believe it, he pounds the mat as Fugitive rolls over in pain. Matthews stomps around the ring, and then he begins to kick away at fugitive. All this does is anger Fugitive. Fugitive slowly makes his way to his feet, and Matthews looks at Fugitive in amazement. JJ: Looks as though Matthews has pissed off fugitive. JC: Look out now. Fugitive begins to kick away at Matthews, and Fugitive locks up Matthews and suplex's him. He hold's on and suplex's him again, he holds him again, and suplex's him again. A fire in fugitive's is clearly evident, and fugitive walks over matthews is grabbing his back in pain. He picks him up and hit's a Dead Man Walking on Matthews. Fugitive signals it is time for the end, and he hit's the Fugitive Driver on Matthews. He then stands up and looks out to the fans who are cheering. Fugitive then covers Matthews. JC: It has to be over. The was one of the most devastating Fugitive Driver's I have seen in a long time. JJ: Blake Matthews is motionless, I really think we have a new United States champion. The ref begins to count 1..2..KICKOUT!!!!! JC: It has been a long time since anyone has kickout out of The Fugitive Driver. JJ: Fugitive can't believe it, and honestly either can I. Fugitive looks at the ref with a confused look on his face. He then locks in the Fugi-Clutch. JC: It's over there is no way Matthews can get out of this he is in the middle of the ring. Fugitive has the Fugi-Clutch locked in, in the middle of the ring. A few minutes goes by without Matthews tapping. The ref looks concerned and he see's the pain on Matthews face. He calls for the bell and awards the match to Fugitive. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Fugitive!!! JC: Fugitive is the new United States champion. JJ: Yeah but Matthews didn't tap out. JC: The ref had no choice though. As Fugitive walks out of the ring with the US title over his shoulder, Matthews slowly makes his way to his feet disappointed and then blue smoke fills the ring, Matthews looks confused. The smoke fills the ring, and after it clears Casanova is seen pummeling Matthews. Casanova hit's a Execution on Matthew's and crosses his arm's and leaves to a chorus of boo's. JC: What the hell was that? JJ: Looks like Casanova wants a piece of the former US champion. JC: It will be interesting to see where that goes. JJ: Well we have had an interesting night of action here. We have a new United States Champion, and The Regulator's also made a big impact tonight. Thank you for joining us tonight. For John Cartwright, I am Jessie Jobber have a great night.
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