Strike Fantasy Towers
Saturday Night Slaughter
July 20, 2002
With... Steve and Phil

Slaughter Opening

Inferno Happenings: The newbie Chris Dalton took Rumpke to the max, but Rumpke picke dup the win. Interesting enough, President T. Jesus watched from the top of the ramp. Dave Sagers beat Brandi James; Sean Lane and Damien Sparks battled a little. Vicious defeats Mad Dogg in simply known as an upset for the Hardcore Title. Fox shows he is still at the top with a win over Crip. Black defends and retains the IC Title with a win over Triple X. Chaos versus Order heated up more as well.

What you can look forward to in tonights Saturday Night Slaughter: 5 Matches!! LOL!!

MATCH NUMBER I
Jacey Jansma vs Juni Li vs Rachel Murphy vs Triniti Starr
Womens 4 Way Dance

Steve: Welcome to Slaughter!!

Phil: Were not gonna bore you with any bullshit pyro opening. Lets get right to the first match.

Steve: All four ladies are in the ring, so lets kick this show into gear.

Ding Ding Ding

Phil: Juni Li is going after Triniti Starr.

Steve: As Rachel is beating Jacey's sweet little ass.

Juni Li picks up Triniti Starr and body slams her. Rachel clotheslines Jacey. Juni Li boots Triniti in the gut and hits a powerbomb. Rachel then hits the End of the Road out of nowhere on Jacey.

Phil: Jacey and Triniti are down and out right now.

Steve: Juni and Rachel left them two ladies laying.

Juni Li and Rachel look at each other. They nod there heads and start circling the ring. They lock up for a brief moment as Juni Li knees Rachel in the gut. Juni Li then short whips Rachel in the corner. Juni Li puts the boots to Rachel. Juni Li then whips Rachel across the ring into the turnbuckles. Juni Li charges in and clotheslines the shit out of Rachel. Juni Li tosses Rachel down to the mat and covers.

Phil: 1....... 2.......... Kick out by Rachel!

Steve: That was a close call.

Phil: Yeah it wa......

Phil stops mid word when the lights begin to dim in the arena. The lights fade out and clouds are shown on the Striketron. Tony Jesus is lowered down infront of the StrikeTron. A single spotlight shines on Tony Jesus. Then "Counterfeit(Lethal Dose Extreme Guitar Mix)" by Limp Bizkit begins to play from the speakers and throughout the arena. Gold lights flicker as President Big T looks out to the crowd. He looks down at the ring, where the action has stopped. The lights comeback on and next to Big T is the same recliner as on Inferno and his own cooler filled with beer. He sits down and relaxs. He pops open a beer and sits back.

Steve: The man has arrived in grand fashion.

Phil: Damn jerk interrupted my sentence.

Steve: Yeah, but that damn jerk can also fire you with a movement of his lips.

Phil: So...

Steve: Soooo... shut up.

Back in the ring, Juni Li picks Rachel up off the mat. Juni Li then body slams Rachel. Juni Li kicks Rachel once, twice, three times. Then Juni Li walks over to the corner. She lifts herself up to stand on the second rope. She jumps off and misses an elbow drop.

Steve: Rachel moved out of the way just in time.

Juni Li hurts her elbow. She gets up slowly, Rachel gets up just after Juni Li does. Juni Li swings a hand, but Rachel blocks. Rachel with a forearm. Another forearm. One more forearm. Rachel whips Juni Li across the ring into the ropes. Rachel puts her head down and back body drops Juni Li. Juni Li gets up holding her back. Rachel picks up Juni Li and drops Juni Li back first across her(Rachel) knee. Rachel covers, but only gets a 2 count. Rachel gets up and leg drops Juni Li. Rachel covers again and still only gets a 2 count. Rachel picks up Juni Li and kicks her in the gut. Rachel bounces off the ropes and hits a nice swinging neck breaker. Rachel covers Juni Li again.... and AGAIN Juni Li kicks out at 2.

Phil: Rachel looks pissed off.

Steve: Frustrated too.

Rachel gets up and bitches at the ref. Rachel turns around and boots Juni Li in the face. Rachel then goes to the corner and begins climbing to the top rope. Rachel is at the top rope and looks back at Juni Li. Rachel dives backward with a moonsault. Rachel connects...... with the mat!!

Phil: Juni Li moved out of the way just before contact.

Juni Li is up, she sets, and she waits. Rachel gets up slowly, im talking like turtle slowness. Rachel is holding her gut as she stands up. As Rachel turns around, Juni Li boots her in the gut and drops her with a nasty powerbomb. Juni Li looks glances up at President Big T as she covers Rachel for the 1,2, and yeah, the 3!

Ding Ding Ding!!

Steve: Juni Li has won the match!

Phil: It all came down to the missed high risk move.

Steve: Thats what seperated the winner from the loser.

WINNER: Juni Li by Pinfall!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

Black is seen walking down the hall. He enters a locker room. The camera runs to the locker room. Black is seen talking to Fox. The only words heard are "Fireball", "Attack", and "Chaos", before Black gets up and slams the door in the camera mans face.

END OF BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

Steve: What the hell was that about?

Phil: Looks like Fox and Black are plotting and planning.

Steve: Fireball better watch himself tonight.

Phil: Definitely.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

The camera fades backstage again. The camera is still at the locker room door that has Black and Fox behind it. All of a sudden, President Matt Quest kicks the locker room door in. He flips Black and Fox off. They immediately get up and run after him. The camera follows the chase. Quest turns a corner. Black and Fox turn the same corner. The camera is about 10 steps behind them. When the camera finally turns the corner, The Elite is pounding away on Black and Fox. They just keep pounding them. After about a minute, they get up. Matt Quest gets down on his knees and gets right in there faces.

Quest: You like Chaos, dont you? Yeah you do!! So how about, since you like Chaos so damn much, how about you show some real Chaos at Winds of Change when you two stupid bastards go one on one for the right to face the World Heavyweight Champion.

Sean Lane: And that World Champion will just be simply the personification of "SWEETNESS"!

The scene cuts back to the announcers table.

END OF BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH NUMBER II
Myris vs MVP
Singles Match

Steve: It's been an action packed night.

Phil: That's for sure.

Steve: President Jesus...he better set us up with recliners. Gee, must be nice to be able to chill up there, while we get these cheap as steel chairs.

Phil: Damn, you're tellin me. My ass is already asleep.

As Phil and Steve are talking, M.V.P makes his way to the ring. He gets in and awaits Myris.

Steve: This match up should be pretty good.

Phil: Yea, this MVP guys has a good build, but does he have what it takes to survive in a fierce setting such as SFT?

Steve: Hopefully he'll answer some of those questions tonite.

The crowd are silent in anticipation and a hushing begins. "Voices" by Disturbed slowly kicks in to tune, red and blue smoke emerges from the ringsides as Myris hauls back the entrance curtain arrogantly walking out to the stage, provoking a negative chorus of boos from the crowd. The smoke begins to clear and red and blue pyro starts t shoot up from the sides of the ramp. Myris slowly begins to walk to the ring sticking his fingers up at the fans as he passes and trash talking them. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and rolls in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second and stares out in disgust towards the fans before climbing the turnbuckles and taunting them, he jumps back down as the lights return and "Voices" fades...

Phil: Myris looks confident tonite.

Steve: Let's see if that confidence builds or if MVP can shatter it.

The ref calls for the bell.

Ding Ding Ding

Myris and MVP circle each other and then lock up. Myris shoves MVP to the ground and MVP gets pissed. MVP charges Myris and Myris side steps him. MVP goes right into the turnbuckle. He clenches his shoulder in pain and Myris comes up behind him, turns him around, and hits him with a shoulder breaker. Myris comes up behind MVP and wrenches his arm in arm bar, putting pressure on the shoulder. MVP screams out in pain, but is close enough to the ropes to grab them. The ref counts to 4 and Myris breaks the hold. Myris gets in the ref's face and argues with him. MVP seeks the opportunity. He spins Myris around, kicks him in the stomach, and hits with a DDT. He lift Myris up and throws him to the outside.

Phil: A chance here for MVP to get a breather.

Steve: Yea, Myris showed what tough competition in the SFT really is in the beginning of this match up.

Myris slides back in the ring and charges with a clothesline. MVP ducks it, and catches Myris coming back with a clothesline of his own. MVP follows with a knee drop. He picks up Myris and goes for a suplex, but it's blocked and Myris hits a suplex. Myris backs off a bit and waits for MVP to get up. MVP does and is sent back down with a superkick. Myris locks in a Texas Clover Leaf.

Phil: That has to be one of the most painful moves in the wrestling world.

Steve: Gee, ya think? Listen to him scream.

MVP is rithing in pain. He pulls on the mat to inch closer to the ropes...It looks like he's gonna tap, but when he brings his arm down, he's just close enough to grab the ropes with his tips of his fingers.

Phil: Wow...he was tapping. He got lucky there.

Steve: Just got there by that much.

Myris is frustrated now. He goes to the top rope. He comes down with an elbow drop, but misses. MVP gets up slowly and drags up Myris. He sends Myris to the ropes and Myris comes back, duckin a clothesline. Myris comes back, and kicks MVP in the gut. Myris goes around MVP and hits a back drop into a chokeslame...He hit the MERCY.

Phil: He hit Mercy.

Steve: I bet you it's all over.

Myris pins MVP...1..2...3!

Steve: Yep, it's over.

WINNER: Myris by Pinfall!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Steve: Welcome back to Saturday Night Slaughter!

Phil: This night has been non-stop from the time Slaughter began.

Steve: And it isn't stopping now either.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

The scene cuts backstage. The camera runs into The Foundation locker room. There lies Triple X, Radiant, and CEO Eliminator. The camera looks around the locker room. The camera stops as it comes upon a t-shirt tacked up on the wall. It says "TRUST THE PROCESS" on it!

END OF BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

MATCH NUMBER III
Tony Barrera vs Gangsta X
Singles Match

Steve: Looks like The System has laid out The Foundation.

Phil: That takes some balls to lay out a group with there talent. But I want to know where Damien Sparks is. He is part of that group and is nowheres to be found.

Steve: I dunno, but we must move on in the show.

Tony Barrera's music plays throughout the arena. Tony Barrera enters the arena with XTC by his side. As they walk down the ramp, President Big T stares at XTC. His jaw drops and he begins drooling. Tony Barrera holds the ropes down for XTC to enter the ring. Then he enters the ring and tey both pose. Alot of the guys in the crowd are hootin' and hollerin' at XTC.

Steve: Daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn!! Tony Barrera certainly has the finest lady in SFT history.

Phil: Hell yeah!! I wouldn't mind getting some of that. I wonder how much she charges for a lap dance.

Steve: Atleast 2 of your paychecks.

Phil: And shes worth every dollar I put in her g-string.

Gangsta X's music begins to play. He walks out to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He gets up and the fans boo him. He yells stuff back at them.

Steve: After his controversal incident almost a month ago, nobody ever thought he would return. But thats not the case as at War, before the Stable Cup match begun, he returned and went right after Triple X.

Phil: He wants revenge on his former leader and his former stable. I think The Foundation need to becareful.

Ding Ding Ding

Steve: Here we go!

As Tony Barrera helps XTC exit the ring, Gangsta X takes advantage and jumps on Tony Barrera. Gangsta X shoves Tony Barrera in the corner and gives him a couple elbows to the head. Gangsta X grabs Tony Barrera's arm and hand and whips him across the ring. Tony Barrera hits the turnbuckles. Gangsta X runs in the corner and hits the turnbuckles hard as Tony Barrera moves out of the way.

Phil: He missed.

Gangsta X backs up and Tony Barrera runs and hits a neck breaker. Tony Barrera gets up and puts the boots to Gangsta X. Tony Barrera picks Gangsta X off the mat. Tony Barrera bounces Gangsta X off the ropes and whips him across the ring. Tony Barrera ducks and Gangsta X leap frogs him. Gangsta X off the ropes again. Tony Barrera drops to the mat and Gangsta X jumps over him. Gangsta X has some speed coming off the ropes. Tony Barrera jumps up and Gangsta X goes under his legs. Gangsta X hits the ropes and Tony Barrera back kicks him in the gut. Gangsta X doubles over. Tony Barrera runs off the ropes, does a roll and clotheslines Gangsta X down.

Steve: Nice move by Barrera.

Tony Barrera covers Gangsta X. 1..... 2..... Gangsta X barely kicks out. Tony Barrera gets up and brings Gangsta X to his feet. Tony Barrera lifts up Gangsta X and drops him shoulder first on his knee.

Phil: Ouch!

Steve: He is going for the Point of No Return.

Tony Barrera picks Gangsta X off the mat and locks in the Point of No Return. Gangsta X tries to fight it.

Phil: Come on X, fight it!

Gangsta X fights the pain for a another 15 seconds and then taps out. Ding Ding Ding!! Tony Barrera releases the hold and stands up. XTC enters the ring and the two celebrate Tony Barrera's win.

Steve: Jesus approves!

President Jesus is clapping in approval.

Phil: No, he is just clapping at the boob job on XTC.

Steve: Do you blame him?

Phil: Hell no!

WINNER: Tony Barrera by Submission!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

We see Incubus sitting down eating his dinner in the backstage area. We see several wrestlers talking and eating. But Incubus talks to no one and sits by himself.

Dave Sagers comes by and sits acrross from him, Dave has a salad, he begins to eat quietly as well. Incubus glances at him for a second then goes back to his meal.

Dave: You know he’s tired of waiting. If you wont come back home, where you belong, we’ll take you back wether you like it or not. He’s doing this for your own good.

Incubus stares at him blankly.

Dave: You’ve been warned, what happens next is up to you.

End......

END OF BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

Phil: That was strange.

Steve: I think Incubus is out of time, the Angels are calling him home, and whatever you may think of that group, they got some real power behind them and the shadows that guide them are probably the most powerful thing to ever grace SFT.

Phil: I dont know man, Incubus has The Foundation, but then again the Fallen Angels have something alot bigger than Triple X on their side.

RAMP SEGMENT

All of a sudden, The Foundation run out to the top of the ramp. Triple X picks Jesus right out of his recliner. Triple X has a mic.

Triple X: Jesus!! I want The System! And I want them at the Winds of Change pay per view!

Jesus pulls a mic from his back pocket.

Jesus: Triple X, I suggest you put me down before you find yourself in a whole world of pain. Or, you can find yourself in the un-employment line with Mr. Gust. Dont test me.

Triple X releases Jesus.

Triple X: Make the match, now!!

Jesus: You know what X, since you obvisiously are showning alot of passion with what you want, I am going to grant you the match. So you, Incubus, and the CEO over here, better get yourselves ready to defend the Stable Cup against System member-Ice, Krash, and their leader, Exterminator. As for you Radiant, I like ya. Your a young talent and I see you going far. Since you guys want The System so bad, Radiant gets Allisa at Winds of Change for the newly renamed Lightweight Championship. Now if you dont mind, take a fucking hike!

The Foundation members stare at President Jesus with alot of hate as Slaughter goes to commercial.

END OF RAMP SEGMENT

MATCH NUMBER IV
The Accountant vs Switchblade
Singles Ladder Match

Steve: It's time for our fourth match of the night! And also the return of Switchblade to the ring.

Phil: Switchblade will take on The Accountant.

Steve: Now if this match were to take place a few months ago, some would say this match would be a squash. But, Accountant has improved his skills greatly over the past few weeks and is now considered to be a rising star.

[Accountant's music hits as all different colored lights start to flash around the arena. Accountant then apppears on top of the stage. He then begins to walk down the ramp as he is getting a pretty good reaction from the crowd. Accountant enters the ring, and turns towards the stage to await Switchblade.]

Phil: As an added bonus to this matchup, the staff of SFT has placed atop the ring a large black briefcase filled with $100,000 and also, the keys to a brand new 2002 Cadillac Escalade.

Steve: Damn Phil, I wish I was in this match. I could use that cash and that Escalade too.

Phil: Yeah Steve, and with that money, you could buy some new clothes too.

Steve: What's wrong with my clothes?

Phil: You look like a broke ass white pimp!

Steve: You're just jealous.

Phil: Yeah okay. Give me a break.

[Switchblade's music hits the arena and red lights start to flash. Switchblade then appears on the stage holding a ladder. Switchblade then sets the ladder up on the stage and starts to climb it. When Switchblade reaches the top he taunts Accountant, and he becomes furious inside the ring. Switchblade quickly climbs down and grabs the ladder and heads for the ring. Switchblade then slides the ladder in the ring and he enters the ring. Accountant starts to attack Switchblade as the bell sounds starting the match.]

Steve: We're on our way!

Phil: This match is going to be spectacular.

Steve: Whoever fights in a ladder match has to be ready to take a lot of big bumps and a lot of pain. You think these two will be able to handle it?

Phil: I hope so, or we're going to have some serious casualities.

[Accountant runs at Switchblade and drop kicks him out of the ring! Accountant grabs the ladder and sets it up inside the middle of the ring. Accountant sees Switchblade getting up, and he runs at him attempting to connect with a baseball slide. Switchblade ducks, and Accountant slides right out of the ring and crashes to the mat below. Switchblade goes under the apron and pulls out a ladder. As Accountant gets up, Switchblade runs into Accountant, knocking him down with the ladder.]

Phil: Ouch! Switchblade just laid Accountant out with that ladder.

Steve: If Switchblade was smart, he would climb up that ladder and grab the $100,000.

[Switchblade enters the ring, and he looks at the ladder. He then begins to climb up as Accountant is getting up. Switchblade keeps climbing until he is close to the top. Accountant is up, and enters the ring. As Switchblade is at the top, Accountant starts to climb up. Switchblade is reaching up for the briefcase which is swinging side by side. Switchblade then notices Accountant, and stops reaching for the briefcase. As Accountant reaches the top, Switchblade throws a right hand at him but Accountant ducks and comes back up and hits Switchblade with a right hand of his own causing him to fall down to the mat below. Accountant then steps up and stands on the top part of the ladder. He looks down at Switchblade below and takes a deep breath. Accountant then leaps off and hits a leg drop on Switchblade. Both men are down on the mat.]

Steve: Accountant just jumped off that ladder and connected with a huge leg drop on Switchblade.

Phil: Accountant put his own body on the line, when he could've just reached up and grabbed the briefcase.

Steve: I think Accountant is regreting his decision right about now.

[Both men are still down on the mat and moving just a little bit. The ref is leaning over both men to see if they are ok. Accountant is now sitting up in the ring, and is slowly getting up to his feet while Switchblade is just getting up. Accountant grabs Switchblade by his hair and brings him to his feet. Switchblade then begins to elbow Accoutant and throws him into the ropes. As Accountant comes back, he drop toe holds Accountant face first into the steps of the ladder knocking the ladder down. Accountant is down on the mat holding his face in pain. When Accountant removes his hands from his face, we can see blood gushing out of his nose and all down his face.]

Phil: Accountant was just busted open by the steps of that ladder.

Steve: Switchblade had a great counter and really gave himself the advantage in this match.

Phil: And it looks like Switchblade is going to take an early exit in this match as he once again is climbing up the ladder.

[Switchblade reset the ladder and is now climbing up each step slowly. Switchblade keeps on climbing and Accountant sees through the blood on his face Switchblade climbing the ladder. Switchblade is now at the top, and begins to elevate himself to the top as Accoutant is too his knees. Switchblade is standing on the top and has the briefcase in his hands. As he tries to unhook it, Accoutant pushes over the ladder and Switchblade falls off. Switchblade goes flying off the ladder and he falls down on the ropes and then bounces down to the mat on the outside of the ring.]

Phil: Oh shit! Is Switchblade alright? He just feel eighteen feet off that ladder!!!

Steve: I don't even see him moving Phil.

[EMT's come rushing down and go over to check on Switchblade. While that is going on, Accountant has wiped the blood off his face but he is still bleeding. He slowly stands up and goes over and picks up the ladder. Accountant sets it up and starts to slowly climb up. As Accountant begins to climb up, Ace is seen hopping over the barrier and entering the ring.]

Phil: It's Ace!

Steve: What the hell is he doing here? He's not in this match.

[Accountant sees Ace and hopes off the ladder. Accoutant runs over to Ace and attempts to clothesline him. Ace ducks and then hits the Blackjack on Accountant. Ace then exits the ring and runs over to check on Switchblade. As the camersa go over to Switchblade, we can see he is slowly moving, and the EMT's begin to pick him up.EMT's have Switchblade up and they are holding him up under the shoulders helping him walk up the rampway.]

Steve: What's happening now?

Phil: Is this the end of the match? What's going to happen.

Steve: I don't think Switchblade is in any condition to fight.

[As Switchblade reaches the top of the stage, the crowd begins to chant "Switchblade! Switchblade! upon hearing this, Switchblade shrugs off the EMT's and looks towards the crowd. They keep on chanting, and Switchblade is starting to feel it. Switchblade then throws an EMT down to the ground and starts to walk down the ramp. As Switchblade is walking down the ramp, Accountant is slowly moving and starts to setup the ladder once more. Switchbalde hits the ring and starts to climb up the other side of the ladder. Both men are climbing and finally reach the top at the same time. Switchblade then hits Accountant in the head with a hard right. Accountant falls back put is still holding onto the ladder. Accountant then comes back and nails Switchblade with a hard left knocking him back, almost knocking Switchblade off the ladder.]

Phil: This is getting dangerous. Both men are standing on top of that ladder exchaning blows someone is going to fall and its not going to be a nice one.

Steve: That's the breaks of being in this ladder match. Someone is going home stinking rich and someone is going to end up on a stretcher.

[Switchblade then swings at Accountant one more time hitting with an even bigger blow knocking him back. Accountant still holds on, but Switchblade is now standing on top of the ladder. Accountant goes to grab the legs of Switchblade, but Switchblade kicks Accountant in the head and falls off the ladder. Switchblade then unhooks the briefcase and the bell sounds! Switchblade then steps down and slowly climbs back down the ladder.]

Steve: Switchblade has done it!

Phil: Switchblade has grabbed the briefcase and won the match!

Steve: We better get some help down here quick for Accountant.

Phil: Accountant put up one great fight here tonight. I'm sure he impressed many people here by putting on this great performance.

Steve: Both men put their bodies on the line and gaves us one great match to watch.

WINNER: Switchblade by climbing the ladder!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAIN EVENT
Fireball vs Connor MacDaddy
TV Title Match

Phil: Now we get to see what you all have been wanting to see. Connor MacDaddy and Fireball duke it out for the vacant Television Title.

Steve: There are a lot of guys in the back looking for a TV Title shot. They'll soon find out who they need to beat for it.

Phil: I'm putting my money all on Fireball. The man has worked his ass off for this shot. Connor...well...hasn't.

Steve: Are you mental? Connor is the greatest. Long live Connor.

Steve slaps him in the back of the head.

Phil: Ow…my head…

The camera then cuts to the entrance. "Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine plays and Connor MacDaddy comes out with a chorus of boos. He has on a black T-Shirt saying "SFT IS RACIST" with the logo of SFT crossed out with a bright red X. Connor then slides under the ropes, and points at his shirt and nods agreeing with that it says. Connor then takes the shirt off and throws it into the crowd.

Candy Peaks: This is a regular match, scheduled for one fall, and is for the SFT Television Championship. Now in the ring at this time, standing at 6'7" and hailing from Boston, Massachusetts…CONNOR MACDADDY!

The crowd boos at the mention of his name, but Connor just flips them off. Then " Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva plays and Fireball makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers him as he taunts them.

Candy Peaks: Now walking down to the ring, the other challenger, standing at 6'7" and hails from Horizon, Washington…FIREBALL!

Fireball slides under the ropes also, and stares at Fireball with flaming eyes. The camera then cuts to President Jesus watching from the top of the ramp.

Phil: Jesus seems to be focusing on this match.

Steve: He focuses on all the matches…he's the president!

Phil: True…but…shut up!

The camera cuts back to the ring where the referee is holding the Television title high in the air. He then hands it to the timekeeper. The bell is rung, and the match begins. Fireball and Connor immediately grapple. Connor then pushes Fireball into the turnbuckle, and Connor starts taunting at Fireball. Fireball walks up to Connor, and the two lock up again. This time, Fireball pushes Connor into the turnbuckle and taunts Connor. Connor then tackles Fireball to the ground and hits him with punches to the face. Fireball flips himself on top of him, and he starts punching Connor in the face. Both men let go, and back away from each other. They grapple again, and this time, Fireball goes behind Connor and hits a backdrop into a pin. 1…kick out. Fireball grabs Connor and whips him to the ropes. Fireball bends down when Connor comes running back, but Connor then grabs Fireball by the head and hits a running DDT. Connor goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out. Connor gets up and delivers elbow drop after elbow drop. He goes for a fifth elbow drop, but Fireball moves out of the way causing Connor to hit the mat hard. Fireball then runs towards the ropes and hits a lionsault on Connor. He goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out. Fireball picks up Connor again and delivers a few forearm shot to Connor. He then hits him with a Sambo Suplex from out of nowhere.

Phil: Fireball seems to be dishing out the punishment.

Steve: Oh THAT'S original.

Phil: Well it's true.

Fireball grabs Connor, but Connor rakes Fireball in the eyes. Connor then delivers a fierce superkick to Fireball's head. Connor then climbs the top rope and hits Fireball with the moonsault. He hooks the leg. 1…2…NO! Fireball's foot hit the ropes right before the 3 count. Connor gets mad and starts stomping on the fallen Fireball. Connor then picks up Fireball and hits the Daddy Bomb! Connor looks down at Fireball and starts laughing. The crowd boos him, but Connor starts talking trash to them.

Steve: Not a smart idea. Connor should be paying more attention to Fireball.

Phil: Why? Fireball is half dead.

Steve: Well…it's just stupid.

Phil: Oh…good one.

Connor looks down at Fireball again and goes to pick him up when suddenly, Fireball rolls Connor up into a small package. The referee counts. 1…2…KICK OUT! So close! Connor gets up shocked that he almost lost just like that. Fireball slowly starts to get up. Connor climbs the top rope and prepares for a spear from the top rope, but Fireball somehow gets up the energy to grab Connor and hit Xcaliber!

Phil: IT'S OVER!

Steve: Aw man…

Fireball then goes for the pin. 1…2…3! Fireball gets up and raises his hands high in the air as "Click, Click, Boom!" by Saliva hits once again. The referee hands Fireball the SFT Television Title. Fireball taunts the crowd as Connor rolls out of the ring pissed off. He starts mumbling something about racism, and then walks up the ramp and to the exit.

Phil: Well Fireball gets the SFT TV Title. A nice win for him.

Steve: Damn it…

Phil: Well…Connor did good also.

(Steve just says some incoherent words.)

WINNER: Fireball by Pinfall!!

Fireball is handed a mic from Candy Peaks. Fireball is breathing heavy from the match. He looks at Connor MacDaddy who is getting up slow and using the ropes to get up. Fireball brings the mic to his mouth.

Fireball: Connor...(breath in deep)...Connor, as you may have noticed, a war is brewing. Some represent Order. Others represent Chaos. So I ask you know Connor.

Fireball walks over to Connor and helps him up to his feet.

Fireball: Connor, what do you represent? Order... or Chaos?

Connor is huffin and puffin. Connor smiles at Fireball. Connor puts out his hand to Fireball. Fireball goes to take his hand and gets booted in the gut and then is laid out with a Daddy Bomb. Connor MacDaddy gets up, grabs the mic, and looks down at Fireball.

Connor MacDaddy: I choose Chaos!!

Jesus: And I choose to give you a Hardcore Title match at Winds of Change! Great job laying that asshole out!

Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine begins to play as Connor MacDaddy raises his arms in the air.

Steve: Jesus is rewarding Connor MacDaddy for laying out Fireball.

Phil: Good!! Maybe Jesus isn't like these other racist assholes in SFT!!

Steve: This has been one helluva night. See you at War!

BACKSTAGE FIGHT

We go backstage where SFT referees and security are trying to break up Mad Dogg and Banshee. They get them seperated as much as possible. President Jesus runs up to the scene.

Jesus: Whats the problem here?

Banshee: This fuck is pissed aboutme having a title and him not having one anymore.

Mad Dogg: Hey fuck you asshole!!

Banshee: Kiss my ass, Mad Bitch!!

Jesus: Calm down!! Now!! Since you guys got a problem with each other, you can settle it at Winds of Change when Banshee defends the US Title against Mad Dogg.

Mad Dogg and Banshee keep yelling and try to get at each other as Slaughter fades off........

Slaughter Counter

FADE TO... Strike Fantasy Towers

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STEAL ANY OF IT AND WERE GONNA COME FOR YOU-EVER SEEN SCARFACE FUCKERS!!