MATCH NUMBER I
The camera looks to the ring and both Rickochet and Ice are there. From opposite sides of the ring, the two rookies wait for the referee to call for the beginning bell.
Phil: These two are the future of this company. Steve: Ha ha ha ha! Phil: What's so funny? Steve: These guys are nothing. Phil: Neither are you. Steve: Hey... I've been calling Slaughter for over two years... Phil: So have I... Steve: Oh yeah. The two men meet in the center of the ring and the referee calls for the opening bell. The lock up and Rickochet starts off with a reverse armlock. It is soon versersed by Ice, who lets go of Rickochet. Ice throws him into the ropes, but Rickochet holds onto them so he doesn't fly back at Ice. Phil: Good thinking. Steve: Not good enough! Ice runs at Rickochet and he clotheslines him over the top rope. Ice raises his arms in the air and the fans cheer. He bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring and goes tumbling over, landing right on Rickochet. Phil: That's good and all... but you can't win outside the ring. Ice gets up and points to the ground. He helps up Rickochet and puts his head between his legs. He grabs Rickochet's stomach and lifts him up and piledrives him onto the mat. He helps Rickochet up again and he throws him into the ring. Ice jumps up onto the apron and goes to flip over it onto Rickochet, but he slides out of the way, making Ice land flat on his back. Rickochet gets to his corner and he uses the ropes to help him up. As Ice is getting to his feet, Rickochet runs over and drops a knee on the back of his head. Steve: Damn... Rickochet flips Ice over and goes for the pin. Phil: One.. Steve: Tw... kick out! Didn't even get a two... Rickochet gets up and argues with the referee, giving Ice time to stand up. Rickochet turns around and Ice kicks him in the stomach. He puts his head under his arm and grabs his pants. Ice lifts him up and hits a perfect brainbuster. He quickly grabs Rickochet's leg and the referee goes to count. Phil: One... Steve: Two... Phil: Three! Ice gets up and leaves the ring before Rickochet can get back up. Steve: What a debut for Ice. Phil: What a way to start off Slaughter! Well... next up is Rico Smith taking on Erik Dean. Ice gets to the top of the stage. He raises his arms in victory before going backstage.WINNER: ??? by ???!!
MATCH NUMBER II
The words "I'm Here To Stay" are sung by John Davis, and they distort as it cuts into "TV Party" by Black Flag. The lights flicker pink and red as Rico Smith steps out onto stage and walks down to the ring. He slaps hands with people in the crowd, and then steps up the stairs. He hops over the top ropes, and extends his arms crucifix style. Rico goes over to the opposite side of the ring and stands on the second ropes and extends his arms crucifix again. He then hops down and stands in the middle of the ring and awaits Erik Dean.
Steve: God I love this guy. Phil: He's a little weird isn't he? Steve: Yeah...but the cool weird. Phil: Okay........ Suddenly "Breakdown" by Tantric hit's the speakers and out from the back walks Erik Dean. An immediate amount of boos stream from the crowd but Erik just ignores them and smirks at them. He then walks down the ramp and reaches the ring. He walks over to the left and climbs up the steel steps and eventually climbs into the ring. Steve: Yuck! I hate this guy. Phil: Eh, a little cocky and mean, but he is a killer wrestler. Steve: No...I could beat him. Phil: You don't wrestle. Steve: *Stutters* Yuh huh...... Meanwhile in the ring Rico and Erik are face to face. Smith backs up and extends his hand out to Dean. Dean looks at Ricos hand for a while and then just laughs and then spits in it. Rico then decides to kick things off and smacks the spit right over the face of Erik Dean. Rico delivers three vicious right hands and then whips him into the ropes. Dean on his back stops and kicks Rico in the gut and sets him up for "Spoken Words" but Rico reverses it into a back body drop. Rico capitalizes on the opportunity and walks over to the feet of Dean and locks on a Boston Crab. Dean screams in pain for several seconds but is able to crawl his way to the ropes and forces Rico to break the hold. Phil: Rico obviously came quite prepared for this match up and is really taking it to Erik Dean. Steve: I know...I am watching the match too, idiot. Phil: Don't make me take off this head set. Steve: Oh I'm so scared. Back in the ring Rico is picking up Erik, but Erik counters and starts elbowing Rico in the gut and he DDT's him into the canvas. Dean stands up and walks over to the ropes and leaps up and hits a split legged moonsault onto Rico. He remains on his chest and makes the pin. 1..WINNER: Rico Smith by Pinfall!!
MATCH NUMBER III
Steve: Welcome back to Saturday Night Slaughter. Tonights show has been hot.
Phil: But it's about to cool down a bit. Steve: What my partner here means is that Kirk Canyon and Fugitive have no showed. So unfortunately, this match has been thrown out. But what Phil doesn't know is that we have Gauge standing by with Glenn Owen. So lets go backstage.Match Thrown Out!!
Report Gauge is standing in the corridor, and he has with his none other than Glenn Owen. Gauge: Ok folks I'm here with SFT Ambassador Glenn Owen, and Glenn the question on everyone's mind. What is going on with you and Shadow? What's going on with The Fallen Angels? Glenn just looks at Gauge in a way we have not seen the likes of for a long time. Gauge: Err, are you going to say anything Glenn? Glenn: You know why is it, that every war I fight, I seem to fight it on my own. Don't you think I've been through enough of this Gauge? Gauge: Well err. Maybe. Glenn: Maybe!!!! That's all you can say. Gauge: We just want to know what's going on with you and Shadow. Glenn: Gauge, do us all a favour and shut the hell up. Glenn grabs the mic out of Gauges hand and pushes him to one side. He now looks directly into the camera. Glenn: Shadow, you seem to want to abandon everything we have built. You seem to have forgotten all that we stand for, all that together we fight for. Let me ask you something Shadow. Who was the man who kept your name alive most? Who is it that has supported you in every decision you have ever made, and together we have always come out on top. Who was it that came to me, and started the talks which lead to us putting aside all our differences and form the greatest power in SFT today. And trust me Shadow, that's what we are. You know that. Yet for all that. You seem to want to go against my cause. In the great battle the is embarking in SFT, you had a simple choice of whether to follow my side, the side of Order. Or follow Foxes side, the side of Chaos. You have made your choice, and that's all very well. But you seem to forget one thing. If your not with me, your against me. And It matters not how powerful you are, you can't win this battle. You can't put SFT into darkness. I will stop you, and that is not a threat. Like you said, that's just the way things are. Glenn drops the mic and walks off, leaving a shaken looking Gauge behind him.MATCH NUMBER IV
Steve: We are back from commercial. Boy oh boy, that was some interesting words from the Ambassador.
Phil: Glenn Owen had some chosen words for Owner Shadow. Steve: God knows what will happen next between the two. Zuez's music begins to play. He walks out to the ring ready to do battle with Fireball. Zuez enters the ring and waits patiently for his opponent. Phil: Zuez and Stephen Lee have a war going on with EOR. But tonght Zuez must worry about this man coming out. Zuez's music cuts off when Click Click Boom hits the speakers! The man, the legend, the firegod known as Fireball makes his way out to the ring. Fireball looks pissed that he is even in the same arena as a guy like Zuez. Fireball slides in the ring and wastes no time going after Zuez. Steve: Fireball starting things off quickly. Phil: To bad Zuez saw him coming and ducked out of the way as Fireball went smashing into the turnbuckle. Steve: Zuez is picking Fireball up and he body slams him down to the mat. Now Fireball is getting up and he runs at Zuez. Phil: Ouch! That drop toe hold sent Fireball nose first to the mat. He better hope it isn't broken. Steve: Zuez bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Fireball's chest. Zuez with a cover. The referee's hand hits the mat once, twice, but not a third time as Fireball kicks out. Phil: Almost a win for Zuez. Steve: To bad for him Fireball kicked out. Phil: Zuez is still in control of this match as he brings Fireball to his feet. Zuez backing Fireball against the ropes and a whip, and a reversal by Fireball. Zuez bouncing off the ropes and gets back body dropped! Steve: He got major air. And you know what they say; what goes up must come down. Just the way gravity works and it worked against Zuez. Phil: Zuez is now up, but Fireball forearms him a couple times. Fireball grabs Zuez's hand and whips him hard across the ring. Steve: Zuez hit those turnbuckles hard!! Phil: So hard he bounced out and Fireball straight power slammed Zuez hard to the mat. Steve: I wonder what hurts more. The mat or Zuez's back. Phil: Most likely Zuez's back. Boy is lucky he didn't just get broken in half. Fireball covers Zuez. The referee's hand hits the mat a couple times, but Zuez barely kicks out before the three. Steve: Another close call. Fireball brings Zuez to his feet. Fireball kicks Zuez in the gut and puts his head between his legs. Fireball lifts Zuez up for a powerbomb, but Zuez fights out of it. Zuez just slipped down Fireball's back. Zuez wraps his arms around Fireball's waist and tries to lift him up, but Fireball is blocking it. Fireball breaks Zuez's hands, spins around quickly and plants Zuez with the Xcaliber. Phil: Its academic now. One.... Two.... Three.... Steve: Its all over now! Phil: Fireball picks up the win. Click Click Boom begins to play as we cut to commercial.WINNER: Fireball by Pinfall!!
MATCH NUMBER V
The crowd are silent in anticipation and a hushing begins. "Voices" by Disturbed slowly kicks in to tune, red and blue smoke emerges from the ringsides as Myris hauls back the entrance curtain arrogantly walking out to the stage, provoking a negative chorus of boos from the crowd. The smoke begins to clear and red and blue pyro starts t shoot up from the sides of the ramp. Myris slowly begins to walk to the ring sticking his fingers up at the fans as he passes and trash talking them. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and rolls in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second and stares out in disgust towards the fans before climbing the turnbuckles and taunting them, he jumps back down as the lights return and "Voices" fades..
Steve: Myris is looking ready to fight! Phil: Triple X is a man beyond men. This match will be damn good. As Myris stands waiting for Triple X, WWWWWWSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH....Across The Nation by Union Underground begins. The lights flicker on and off and before Myris can do anything, he is getting his ass beat by Dangerous X. Steve: Looks like this match aint gonna happen. Rumpke kicks Myris in the gut and hits the Alcohol Poisoning. Then Rumpke and Accountant pick Myris up. Mike Hawk is setting up a table on the outside. Rumpke and Accountant lift Myris up and place him on the top turnbuckle. Rumpke and Accountant go outside to the apron. They lift Myris up in a press and toss him from the top all the way down and through the table, that shatters on impact!! Mike Hawk walks over to an unconscious Myris. He knees down next to him with a mic in hand. Mike Hawk: I told you that you would pay for what you did. Now you shall be the one laid up in a hospital. Mike Hawk stands up. He looks down at Myris and then looks up to Rumpke and Accountant standing on the apron of the ring. Steve: Were being told there is a fight happening backstage between Radiant and Fox.WINNER: Match Thrown Out!!
We go backstage to see Radiant and Fox just battling it out. Then we see SkorchD come out of nowhere and start helping Fox beat up Radiant. Then Eliminator shows up and helps Radiant fight back. Then a bunch of officials run in and try to break up the 4 men. They do, but with many security guys down. Chairman of the Board Hendrix comes running into the picture. Hendrix: What the hell is this about? Ya know what, I dont want to know. So just shut the hell up. Im gonna lay it down for ya. Since Myris got his ass laid out and Triple X wants bigger and better things, 1st round rematch of the Tournament. Im gonna give the US Title shot to Fox. Settle your issues at Southern Scorcher! Fox smirks as the show goes to commercial.MAIN EVENT
Steve: uuuuum excuse me ladies and gentlemen at home, but it appears Phil and yours truly have some company.
Phil: What the hell? Steve: What are the police doing out here? Three police officers walk over to their booth Cop #1: Excuse me, are you Steve? Steve: Yes I am. Cop #2: And are you Phil? Phil: Why yes I am, how may I help you? Cop #1: You guys are going to have to come with us downtown for a couple hours. Steve: For what!?!?!? Cop #2: Allegedly smoking marijuana in for you Phil and Steve you have been convicted of assault and battery on a 80 year old man last Tuesday night. Phil: That's bullshit! Cop #1: Well anyway you guys are coming with us. Steve: Dont touch me!! Take your hands off me!! The first cop grabs Steve and slams him down as the second cop grabs Phil. Both men are forced to take off their headsets and set them down. We see them walking up the ramp in handcuffs and their heads down. Suddenly "Money, Money, Money" plays over the loud speakers as the Accountant walks out to loud boos from the fans. He cockily walks into the ring over the second rope with his black briefcase in tow. He then walks over to the corner, removes his suit coat and gives it to the ring attendant and places his glasses in the briefcase before shutting it and placing it under the turnbuckles in one of the corners. He stands in the middle of the ring as he awaits Ace and Rando. We look back up on the stage and just then "Here comes the BOOM" is heard throughout the arena as the lights go out. A few seconds later, "Boom" by P.O.D. breaks out in the arena, as red and sliver lights flash around the arena. Smoke appears on the stage. Suddenly, a light shines through the smoke, and two figures can be seen. They step out, and they are revealed as Ace and Cass. The crowd goes nuts, as Ace and Cass pose for the crowd. The then walk down the ramp and then slide into the ring. Ace then climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, as the crowd goes nuts again. He then jumps off and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. He stands in the middle as well staring at Accountant. Once more The lights go out and red fireworks erupt from the ground. Out walks Rando Sun receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He then takes off his Elite shirt and tosses it into the crowd. Rando starts walking down the ramp slapping a few hands along the way. He stops and lets some girl rub his TV title which is strapped around his waste. He bats away her hand finally and sprints and slides into the ring. He stands up and looks at Accountant and then Ace. He removes his TV belt and flashes it to Ace and Accountant and then climbs the turnbuckle and flashes it to the fans. He hops down and throws it at The Accountant. The Accountant gets hit on the side of the face and it angers him. He kicks the belt out of the ring starts walking towards Rando but suddenly Ace from behind hits The Accountant and knocks him down. Rando looks at Ace and just smiles and then starts kicking away on Accountant and later on joined by Ace. Both men completely wipe the mat with Accountant for several minutes. Rando picks up Accountant and then throws him over the top rope. He turns around and sees Ace smiling at him. Rando thinks that he has Ace on his side and maybe they wont have to fight. He extends his hand out to Ace. Ace accepts and shakes Randos hand. Rando then thinks that there will be no match but just as he turns around to walk out Ace doesn't let go of his hand and yanks him around and spinebusters him. Ace stands back up and starts kicking away onto Rando Sun. He picks up Rando and runs to the corner with him and smashes his face into the turnbuckle. He then sprints to the other corner and smashes Randos face into the one. He releases Rando and lets him walk freely but he is staggering. Rando turns around and walks right into a Death Vally Driver. Ace makes the pin. 1..WINNER: Ace by Pinfall!!
FADE TO... Strike Fantasy Towers
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