![]() Strike Fantasy Towers Saturday Night Slaughter With Jessie Jobber November 16, 2002 Saturday Night 9:00pm The letters "S-L-A-U-G-H-T-E-R" fly across the screens next, and Linkin Park's "Pts.Of.Athrty" blasts over all of their speakers and the new Saturday Night Slaughter introduction plays. Different superstars are shown hitting their different finishing maneuvers, then there are close ups shown of other superstars posing. The new Slaughter logo fades across the screen, then... BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The scene cuts to inside the arena where a live audience is going insane. The camera focuses on the main stage where lights are flashing like crazy and another Slaughter promoting video plays on the Strike-Tron. An amazing display of pyros is going off right above the set. A blue X-Formation is exploding right over head and leaving an awesome smoke effect behind. The entire ramp leading to the ring is lit up with a marquee effect of white pyros firing off symmetrically on both sides of the ramp. As the final pyros go off at the bottom of the ramp, the entire over head above the ring begins firing off blue streaking pyros as well. As they explode, all four turnbuckles of the ring also shoot off and simultaneously sparklers explode all around the Strike-Tron. As the final pyros in the entire display go off on the Tron and the smoke fades away, the commentators are put on the air and shots of the audience waving signs and cheering are shown. Jessie Jobber: Hey everyone! Welcome to Slaughter with your old pal Jessie Jobber! Since mister Barrera was to good for SFT and just couldn't save us, he is no longer with the company! Until Facilitator hires a new guy for the show, I'm flying solo with the commentary! Well, not solo, I breat a friend along! Jessie's Alter Ego: Hey Jessie! JJ: Hey me! What's up? JAE: Not much! Let's get to the show! "Universal" Al Laiman vs. Sledge Rookie Match To start off the first match, the two rookies are already
in the ring. Feeling bored by the very thought of this Ashton White: 1... 2... 3! JJ: Joy... "Universal" Al Laiman gets up after his not so big debut and Ashton raises his hand in the air. The fans give him no reaction, so he leaves the ring and he goes up the ramp. JAE: Uhh... yeah... Laiman wins... WINNER OF THIS MATCH: "Universal" Al Laiman via pinfall!!! Ricochet vs. Gunz Standard Match JJ: Well folks, next we have a big match between two up and coming sensations. "Pain" by Kittie begins to play announcing the arrival of Ricochet. Candy Peaks: This match is scheduled for one fall. It is under the jurisdiction of Colin Thrift. Introducing first, hailing from London, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 275lbs, he is Ricochet. He takes a few seconds to look around at the crowd then walks slowly to the ring. Then he rolls into the ring and sits in the corner awaiting the bell. Bring It On by Terror Squad blares through the arena as fans are up and Gunz comes walking out and he is pumped and ready Candy Peaks: Now introducing his opponent hailing from the Bronx in New York and weighing in at 240lbs, he is Gunz The two begin exchanging blows. Gunz gains the upper hand with an Irish whip followed by a money flip that catapults Ricochet over the top rope and out of the ring.) JJ: An impressive move from Gunz. JAE: Everything is impressive to you . JJ: Ahh shut up Gunz taunts Ricochet, but he soon rises back to his feet and reenters the ring. Once on his feet the two begin exchanging blows. Ricochet gets in a cheap eye rake, and slings Gunz into the corner. Ricochet prepares to strut over to the corner but is cut off by a hard spear from a charging Gunz. Gunz goes for the cover, but Ricochet gets a foot on the ropes. Gunz turns to the ref, and complains that it was a 3. This gives time for Ricochet to get a low blow in as he rises up. Gunz drops, and Ricochet rolls him up with a hand full of tights. JJ: 1..2..The ref sees that Ricochet has his tights and breaks up the pin. JAE: Close one there. JJ: Shut Up!!! Gunz gets up, and as the ref lectures Ricochet, Gunz bounces off the ropes and attempts another spear but this time Ricochet moves and Gunz spears the referee. Gunz is attending to the ref, and Ricochet rolls outside and pulls a chair from underneath JJ's ass. JJ: Hey asshole gimme my chair back Ricochet glares at JJ and JJ backs up and stumbles and the security help him up and brings JJ another chair JAE: What a man you are JJ, youre a wuss no wonder youre a jobber. JJ: Shut up stop these damn voices shut up shut up!!! Ricochet sneaks in the ring, and prepares to whack Gunz from behind, but Gunz leaps up and nails a rising clothesline that knocks the chair into the skull of Ricochet. Gunz grabs Ricochet and snaps him up into a suplex position, then drops him down into a stunning powerslam. Ref: One... Two... Three! Ring the bell! WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Gunz via Pinfall!!! Knife & Phantom vs. Nathan Gust & Adam Payne Tag Team Title Match "Take it" by Insane Clown Posse hits the pa speakers as The Lotus Pod make their way to a dimmed arena with red lights flickering on and off. Knife and Phantom slide into the ring and get on the turnbuckles and pose for the fans. The fans give Lotus Pod a mixed reaction as the lights in the arena go totally black. "WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER" begins to flash on the Strike-Tron and suddenly "OR DIE TRYING!" Flies in from the side and smashes its way into the Strike-Tron. A few seconds later, "Conflict" by Disturbed begins to play and "Unruly Conflict" bounces around on the Strike-Tron. Nathan Gust and Adam Payne walk down towards ringside, both totally focused. Referee Leon Tyson enters the ring with the Tag Team Titles in his head and awaits for Unruly Conflict to enter the ring. Adam Payne and Nathan Gust slide into the ring and stand face to face with the Lotus Pod. Phantom towers over all of the wrestlers in the ring. Leon Tyson separates the two teams and shows them both the Strike Fantasy Towers Tag Team Titles. A huge smile crosses Adam Payne's face as he looks to Nathan Gust who nods. Knife and Phantom just stand their staring at the titles blankly. Leon Tyson holds the titles up in the air and shows the fans what is at stake and both teams move towards their respected corners. Knife starts for the Lotus Pod while Nathan Gust and Adam Payne are playing, "Rock - Paper - Scissor" to see who will start the match. Knife runs at Unruly Conflict and attempts a crossbody, but Gust and Payne step to the sides and Knife goes flying rib-first into the turnbuckle. Payne and Gust both shake their head and continue their game of "Rock - Paper - Scissor." Gust wins and he begins to stomp on the fallen Knife.
Jessie turns to moves and looks to his left, leaning in his seat. Jessie talks directly towards where he was previously placed JAE: Yea, I love those guys though I mean not like that .but they are going places. WOOHOOO UNRULY CONFLICT!
Jessie leans and talks to where he just was JAE: Most Definitely I told you these two were great!
Jessie leans once more and talks to himself JAE: You are one funny dude Jessie . Jessie leans back once more JJ: Why thank you .
Kickout by Phantom at the last second. Adam Payne tries to lock in a sharpshooter, but Phantom easily kicks Payne away and clotheslines him to the mat. Phantom drags an almost limp Adam Payne towards his teammates corner and tosses him in. Knife begins to choke at Adam Payne and Nathan Gust tries to get in the ring but is restrained by Leon Tyson Phantom and Knife begin to go to work on Adam Payne.
Jessie leans once more . JJ: You sure do "like" those guys, anything you wish to tell me? Jessie leans back JAE: What are you implying? You trying to say that I am a homosexual or something? Jessie leans yet again JJ: Now why would I do such a thing? Back to the action . Adam Payne is still getting the crap kicked out of him in the corner. Adam hits a back elbow on Knife and a kick to the gut of Phantom. Adam turns and tries to go after Knife who strategically dodges and Phantom comes from behind and smashes Adam Payne down to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. Phantom tags in Knife who begins to do a number on the legs of Adam Payne. Knife lifts Adam Payne up but Payne falls back to the mat. Knife lifts up Payne again, and again Payne's legs go out from underneath him. Knife chuckles and attempts to lift up Adam Payne again, but this time Adam doesn't crumple to the mat, he hits a cradle piledriver on Knife who lays spread-eagled on the mat. Adam Payne desperately tries to get to the corner where his partner Nathan Gust is urging him on by slapping the turnbuckle and clapping his hands. Adam begins to crawl towards his corner and Knife is still pretty much out. Adam continues to crawl and Gust gives one final stretch of his arm and Adam Payne makes the tag. Gust comes charging in the ring and clotheslines Phantom from the apron. He begins to stomp on Knife then he hooks in No Bullshit on Knife who seems to be still pretty much out of it. Phantom attempts to get back in the ring but is stopped by Leon Tyson. Phantom spits at Nathan and Nathan tries to get himself a piece of Phantom. By this time Knife is now up behind Gust and dropkicks Gust into the corner. Gust turns around and reverses Knife into the corner. Gust lifts up Knife and puts him seated on the top turnbuckle. Gust climbs and tries to hit a superplex, but Knife hits him with a shot to the kidneys and nails Nathan Gust with The Hells Pit. Knife and Gust are both exhausted and lay motionless on the mat. Phantom and Payne are both encouraging their partners to get up. Knife makes it up first and Gust right behind him. The both stagger into the center of the ring and Gust kicks Knife in the stomach and goes for the Controversial Crunch but Knife reverses with a Hurricanrana .
Jessie leans over in his seat again JAE: Oh yeah, but I clearly have Unruly Conflict winning this one . Knife walks towards Gust and prepares to pick him up by the hair. Gust manages to connect with a shot to Knife's goods however, and Nathan is able to pull him into a small package. JJ: Roll up by Gust! JAE: Is this it?!? Ref Tyson: One.... Two... Three... Nathan releases the pinfall just as Tyson connects with three and Phantom tries to boot him off. Tyson calls for the bell and Nathan quickly slides out of the ring with Payne. JJ: We have new tag team champions! Gust and Payne stand on the outside of the ring looking at a pissed off Lotus Pod inside. The ref exits the ring with the tag team titles and awards them to Gust and Payne on the outside. Lotus Pod exit through the back of the ring and head to the locker room through the crowd. All of a sudden, Amp and DVD run down the ramp. Amp attacks Nathan Gust and rolls him into the ring. DVD attacks Adam Payne and does the same. Amp whips Gust into the ropes and Amp dropkicks Gust clean out of the ring. DVD wraps his arms around Adam Payne and DVD german suplex's Adam Payne clear over the top rope and to the floor. Adam Payne lands hard and Nathan Gust runs over to check on him. Gust looks up at Amp and DVD. They look down at him and then they leave. JJ: Amp and DVD just took out Nathan Gust and Adam Payne like they are nothing. Amp and DVD help Knife and Phantom up to there feet. But only for Amp to wipe out Knife with a front russian leg sweep and DVD to hit a death valley driver on Phantom. Renegades hits as Amp and DVD begin to head backstage. JAE: Amp and DVD want those Tag Titles and at any cost it seems.WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Nathan Gust & Adam Payne via Pinfall!!! Fugitive & Kalifornia Kidd vs. Damien Casanova & Black Tag Team Match Candy Peaks: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. It is a tag team match. Making their way to the ring at this time, with a total combined weight of 455 pounds, they are Westcoast So-Cal Connection Kalifornia Kidd and Fugitive. 2 of America's Most Wanted by Tupac and Snoop Dog begins
to play and the fans cheer as Kalifornia kidd and fugitive walk out. Kali kidd nails Black with some stiff right hands and backs him against the ropes. KK then steps back and charges Black with a clothesline, sending him flipping backwards over the top. Black comes down straight and slams his face on the ring apron, forcing him to fly back into the barrier and topple over it. Kali Kidd steps out of the ropes and onto the apron. Fugitive and Casanova remain in the ring to start the match. JJ: Kali Kidd sure took Black out of the game early on. Fugitive starts off with a series of chops to the chest and gets Casanova caught in the corner. Fugi begins to stomp away at the gut of Casanova, then pulls him into a belly to back suplex. Fugi climbs to the second rope and just allows himself to fall into an elbow drop. Fugi then picks Casanova up by the head and drags him over to his teams corner. Kali kidd puts his boot on the top rope, and Fugi slams Casanova's head off of it. Fugi then slams Casanova into the corner and tags in Kali. Kali comes in and pulls Casanova out of the corner, holding him so that his rib cage is exposed. Fugi takes a hard jab to Casanova's ribs, then steps out to the ring apron. Kali then pulls Casanova into a snap suplex and makes a cover. JJ: First cover of the match! Ref Nevels: 1.....2.... shoulder up! KK lifts Casanova back up and pulls him into a scoop slam. Kali Kidd then runs off the ropes and comes off with a jumping leg drop. Both men get to their feet and Casanova tries to charge Kali Kidd. KK catches him in an arm drag and pulls him right into an armbar. He tugs at Casanova's arm and the ref asks if Casanova quits. Casanova refuses and eventually reaches the ropes. KK releases the hold and Irish whips Casanova to their corner. KK then tries to follow up with a body splash, but Casanova counters with a back elbow.Casanova then goes to make an offensive manuever, but Fugi catches him in the back of the head with a punch. Casanova spins around to attack Fugi but Fugi leans back and holds the ropes to keep his balance. KK is able to come back at Casanova now, and hits him with a bulldog. KK tags in Fugi and both men lift Casanova to his feet. They set him up for a double suplex and nail it. Fugi then body slams Casanova as KK hops to the top. KK dives backwards with a moonsault then rolls to his feet and steps out of the ring. Fugi makes the cover near the turnbuckle and the ref counts. JJ : They certainly have Casanova isolated early in this one. Ref: 1......2...... Suddenly Fugi is hit in the head and rolls off the cover. Black had awakened and crawled over to this area. JJ: What do you know, Black isn't going down with out a fight! Black runs to his corner and reaches in, begging for the tag. Fugi gets up before Casanova though, and attempts to pull him away from his corner. Casanova stumbles to his feet as Fugi holds his left leg, and Casanova stares down Fugi as he hops up and down. Suddenly Casanova flips his leg up and does a side flip in one swift motion, connecting with Fugi's head and knocking him down quickly. JJ: Enziguri! Casanova goes to his corner and tags in his rested partner Black, as Black comes in he is taken down by a swift kick to the leg by Fugi they signal for high Impact as KK goes up for a frogsplash and he connects then its followed by Fugi's corkscrew leg drop. Ref: 1...2...3 kickout just in the nick of time Fugi is signalling for the California Crush. Fugitive sets up Black for the wheelbarrel suplex, and Kali Kidd hits the turnbuckle to set up the springboard leg drop. Fugitive executes followed by Kali executing his move to perfection. JJ: He did it! Ref 1....2....3... Your winners by pinfall: California Crush. JAE: Wow what a match! JJ: Hey you're back! Did you get me that hot dog I asked for? JAE: Uhhhhh.... JJ: You forgot you bastard! All of a sudden, Amp comes from the crowd and jumps up on the apron. Amp climbs to the top rope and hits a flying clothesline on Fugitive. JJ: Amp is back again. Amp grabs Fugitive and hits a Tiger Driver, wiping out Fugitive. Amp looks down at Fugitive and just laughs. JAE: Looks Amp is making an example of all these guys. Don't mess with the Eternal Renegades.Amp starts heading backstage. Black and Casanova get to their feet. Casanova walks over to Black and pushes him into the ropes. He begins shouting things at him and Black seems to shrug it off. Suddenly Black turns back to Casanova and nails him with a right hand. The two begin to attack each other with rights and lefts after rights and lefts. JJ: They must be mad they lost. JAE: Well that would make sense wouldn't it? JJ: Shut up you're always putting me down! Referees flood the ring and attempt to break up the fight. Slaughter goes to commercial as they do so. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Kalifornia Kidd & Fugitive via Pinfall!!!
Dave Van Dam vs. Megan The Monster Standard Match Slaughter comes back from commercial and Facilitator appears on the Strike-Tron suddenly. Facilitator: Megan, Dave has some personal business to attend to, therefore you win by forfeit. Congrats. Sorry to the fans that this match will not take place. Strike-Tron fades out. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Megan the Monster via Forfeit!!! Amp vs. Knight Non-Title The scene goes to the ring where Candy Peaks is in the
ring with a microphone in hand standing next to the referee for this
match Adam Brooks. JAE: Amp beat the champ! JJ: Wait aren't I supposed to be hearing myself talk? JAE: I don't know you confused you. JJ: Damn I'm right. Uhhhhhh. Dogg, Steel, Knight fight... As Fugitive leaves the ring, Mad Dogg runs down the ramp and enters the ring. He and Knight immediately start throwing punches and get into a big battle. Back and forth they go. Mad Dogg gets a knee into Knight's gut. Mad Dogg does an arm wrench and tries for an Angle Slam, but Knight esacpes it somehow and hits a nasty belly to belly suplex. Mad Dogg hits the mat and stays there. Knight goes to the outside and grabs the ring bell. He enters the ring. As Mad Dogg is getting up Knight swings, but Dogg ducks and pulls Knight into a neckbreaker. Suddenly SkorchD runs out wearing a referee shirt bearing an evil grin on his face. JJ: Uh-oh!SkorchD enters the ring and clocks Mad Dogg in the back of the head. Mad Dogg almost goes down but keeps his balance, that is until Knight clotheslines him to the mat. Mad Dogg quickly struggles to get to his feet but the vultures attack with kicks to the back and the ribs. Mad Dogg manages to stagger to the corner, and he uses the ropes to boot Knight in the face. SkorchD doesn't let up though and he nails Dogg with a shoulder thrust. Dogg's eyes almost bulge out of his head from the impact. JAE: The number game is gonna kill Dogg! Next thing ya know, Blind by Korn hits!! Dave Steel comes running down the ramp and slides in the ring!! He tackles Knight right out of the ring, between the ropes, down to the floor. Dave Steel starts laying in the punches. One right after the other. Dave Steel get sup and brings Knight to his feet. He slams Knight's head into the announcers table. Knight lays across the table as Dave Steel picks up a chair. Dave Steel sets and wait. Knight gets up and turns around and is meets the steel chair very personally thanks to Dave Steel. Dave Steel throws the chair down and just stares at Knight before rolling into the ring. Mad Dogg has knocked SkorchD out of the ring at this point, and the two back up into each other. They instantly turn around ready to fight, then realize who they bumped into. They slap hands and pace around the ring as Slaughter comes to an end. WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Amp via Pinfall!!!
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