Saturday Night Slaughter ™ [ o p e n i n g ]
"The scene opens up to Saturday Night Slaughter logo flashing across the screen, than the sounds of fans screaming and fireworks going off in the background. The scene comes to, as the camera pans all around to show the thousands of fans attending tonights Saturday Night Slaughter. The feed than cuts to Randy White and John Cartwright sitting behind the annoucers table, with headsets on."
JC: Welcome everyone to Saturday Night Slaughter. The man sitting beside me is Randy White and I am John Cartwright, we'll be taking the place of Steve and Phil tonight.
RW: Lazy bastards...
JC: Anyways... Let us get to our first match shall we...
-opening match-
With Phil and Steve
Oct. 09th, 2004
Saturday Night 8:00pm, Live
[Singles Match]
RW: First match of the night looks to be doosey.
JC: Doosey? Who says doosey in this day in age, no wonder we are on Slaughter and not War.
RW: Whatever.
The lights go out as X is formed on the stage from pyro. X gonna give it to ya by DMX blasts out the speakers as blue lights flash on and off in the arena. A huge roar erupts when X-Fraction makes his way out on the stage. He comes out, pumping the crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp and then slides into the ring.
RW: X-Fraction is looking pretty pumped up.
JC: Yeah, pretty weird to see somebody so hyped for Slaughter.
RW: What is your problem?
JC: I am used to being on A-Grade shows, not this.
X-Fraction then makes his way to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs up and holds his hands in the air. X Gonna Giva it to ya fades out as once again the lights go out. Voodoo Child by Jimmi Hendrix plays as a single red light shines at the stage. Venom comes out with Page Michaels. The begin to boo as Venom pays no attention to any of them. He walks straight down the ramp as the red light follows them down the ring.
RW: Venom is looking focused.
JC: I wouldnt he worried about him, I would be worried about Page as well.
Venom makes his way to the stairs and walks up them as Page remains on the outside. Venom and climbs into the ring as the lights come back on and Voodoo Child fades out.
RW: Well this will be interesting. Both men have threatened neither man will be breathing after this match.
As both men stand in the ring, the referee makes sure both men are ready, in which they both nod. He rings for the bell and they come out of their corners and begin to circle the ring. X begins to clap his hands, getting the crowd to start up. As the crowd get going. Both men then step in and lock up. As soon as they do, Venom pushes X on to his back with the 50 pounds extra Venom has. As the crowd boos, X gets back up and just looks as Venom who smirks. They then look to lock up again as they both go to step in to, but X takes a step back and kicks Venom in the midsection. From there, X puts a headlock on Venom and then puts him the mat with a headlock takedown. He wrenches on the neck as Venom begins looking for a way out. Venom looks straight ahead, he sees Page trying to get him moving.
RW: Nice move here. X showing off his technical mind he has.
JC: Yeah, should be interesting as X is very much power player, but against Venom, he is best wrestling him technically.
Venom then begins to power his way out as he begins to get up, but X thinking lets go and drops right into his spine and gets up, positions his body over his, grabs the arms back towards him as Venom lies on his stomach and X then digs into knee into the upper back of Venom. Page on the outside then tries to get crowd going to Venom, but people just boo him and throw beer at him. Straight away page flips them all. Back in the ring, Venom is stuck and is trying to tell Page something, but it is too difficult to hear. Suddenly Page up on the apron and distracting the referee. It doesnt take long for X to release to hold and goes up to Page. The ref spots him and tries to separate them, but X is pushing to much and the ref focuses on holding X back. This is Pages chance to push the referee and guillotines X.
RW: WHAT?! Oh come on, get him out of here.
JC: And they why these pair are a tag team, because they think together.
The ref turns to Page and bans him from ringside. This pisses off Page as he is throwing his hands all over the place, trying to get the referee to change his mind, but he doesnt and Page begins to make his up the ramp.
RW: Yes, thank you, now we can have real match.
JC: Hey, it is like said, I would be more worried about Page, but now that threat is gone.
As we return to the ring, Venom knees X in the stomach and then throws a haymaker to the head of X and then picks up X and then drops him with a backbreaker. Page rolls on to his stomach and grabs his back. Venom then runs to the ropes, comes back and drops a leg onto the back of X.
RW: Venom now looks to be taking control and using the interference from Page to his best.
JC: Hey, its all legal until the ref ends the bell.
Venom then picks up X to all fours and then wraps his legs around the body of X locking in a leg scissors. X screams in pain as Venom tightens his legs. As Venom has him wrapped up, he begins elbowing his back, making it harder for X to breath and giving him a chance to breath himself. X tries rolling around, trying to break the wrap, but he cant. In the end, he managers to get Venom on to his back. X then lifts his body as Venoms shoulders are on the mat.
1..
2..
Roll to the side and Venom lets go of the hold.
RW: Close right there for Venom.
JC: Yeah, I am surprised X as able to turn it into a pinning predicament.
Venom and X slowly get back to their feet and bring trading punches, but X is coping a lot than Venom due to Venoms power. Out of desperation, Venom then grabs X and throws him to the ropes and when X return, Venom lifts X into in a flapjack. X rolls around ring, grabbing his head. Venom then picks up X and warps his arms around the body of X, he then lifts him up and drops him with a gutwrench powerbomb.
RW: Oh man, what a move.
JC: Now that has to hurt, damn.
Venom gets straight back up and starts playing to the crowd. He then turns to the crowd and raises his hands as the immediately begin to boo him.
RW: What a class act.
JC: Oh what, its different is X was doing it wouldnt it?
RW: Yes, because we all know X is doing it for the people, Venom is just being an asshole.
Venom then turns to X and goes for an elbow, but X rolls off to the side. Venom grabs his arm and then gets back up and X rolls back on to his back. Venom then tries again and once again, X rolls to the side. Venom grabs his arm again and goes to get back up, but as soon as he is up, X drop toes Venom. X then begins to roll on top of Venom and begin punching him with lefts and rights. After 10, the referee gets X off of Venom. X then begins to lay his feet into Venom.
X Fraction: Thats it!
X then grabs the legs of Venom and wraps them around his left leg and spins him around into a sharpshooter. From there, he falls back, and locks in an STF as well.
RW: Oh My God, he is going to finish it.
Suddenly, Page Michaels comes down the ramp as he immediately begins to grab the attention of the referee. The referee starts yelling at Page.
JC: Who in the hell is that.
Suddenly, Shawn Diamond slides into the ring with a steel chair. He makes his way over to X, swings and hits X right in the head. Diamond then drags X off of Venom and drapes Venoms arm over X. Diamond then slides out of the ring as Page starts heading to the back again.
RW: Robbed, X is going to be robbed.
The referee then turns and see the pin and starts counting
1..
2..
3..
The referee then holds the hand of Venom up, but Venom has no idea what is going on
Winner: Venom via pinfall.
-match two-
The arena goes dark and many prayers are said in low voices in latin
simultaneously. Suddenly there is an explosion of fire as 'O Fortuna'
begins
playing. HaVoC steps out onto the ramp and moves his head to see all the
fans and savor thier boos. He slowly walks to the ring and slides in. He
hops onto one turnbuckle and (like egde) leans foreward with his arms at
his
side.
RW: Nice intro by Havoc.
The arena plunges into darkness, and several seconds pass. A lone, white
spotlight illuminates an empty ring, whilst all others remain off. The
entrance video begins to play, and My Immortal begins. Kaeneis emerges,
unlit. He stands at the ramp top for several more seconds, before slowly
beginning his walk down to the ring. The single spotlight continues to
light
the ring. When the overdrive guitar, marking the beginning of the song
bridge kicks in, pyro detonates white flashes on all four turnbuckles,
and
normal lighting resumes. Kaeneis enters over the top rope.
JC: And here comes the former World Champion and now IC champion.
Kaeneis flips Havoc over his head and Havoc slams hard on the mat. Body
slam by Kaeneis and then a powerbomb.
RW: Wow that was a big time series by the K man.
JC: K man?
RW: yea i get tired of pronouncing his name wrong.
Kaeneis with a scoop slam. Havoc gets up and rushes with some
surprising
power but is met by a big boot from the Kman. K locks in a dragon
sleeper
and the fans cheer , Havoc is trying hard to fight but is slowly losing
consciousness, he drops hard and lets his top of the head his Kman under
the
chin, he bounces back hard.
RW: Thats a wicked counter right there.
Havoc climbs the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Kaeneis rolls out
of
the way.
Kaeneis locks in and hits a monster piledriver as he covers 1...2...kickout
at the last moment by Havoc.
JC: wow that was too close to call there for Havoc.
Now K with a firemans carry then a fishermans suplex, he goes for the
cover
but changes his mind.
K walks along the ropes and goes for a guillotine leg drop but Havoc
rolls
out of the way. Havoc is now on the offensive.
RW: Turnaround is fair play.
Havoc with a series of quick power moves and mafia kick followed by a
leg
sweep, Keaneis is is trying to get up but is met with a shining wizard
kick
then a Yokozuna banzai drop form the corner turnbuckle.
JC: I dont think that Havoc weighs enough to make that move as
effective.
On the second time down, Kaeneis lifts up a knee and Keaneis nails him
point
blank.
RW: Oh thats gotta hurt.
Kaeneis goes up top and flies off but is met with a boot to the chin as
Havoc lifts the leg at the last moment.
Kaeneis sorta falls awkwardly on Havocs head, both men lay not moving
for a
while. The ref sees Kaeneis arm somewhat draped across the neck of
Havoc.
The ref counts 1...2...and 3.
RW: Does that count both men arent even really moving.
Havoc comes through first, and is told he was pinned, he does not take
the
news kindly.
Kaeneis gets up slowly only to be met with a Chaos Drop as Havoc sneers
at
the fallen and knocked out Kaeneis and just walks away to a hail of
boos.
Winner: Kaeneis via pinfall.
-main event-
JC: Ah, our main event, to top off the already outstanding night..
"Amanda Summers is seen in the ring with a mic in her hand."
Summers: Weighing in at 200lbs.... COWBOY JACK JONES!!!
"Cowboy Jack Jones song starts and Cowboy Jack Jones comes to the ring, slapping a few hands along the way."
Summers: SFT's current United States Champion, weighing in at 265lbs.... CONNOR MACDADDY!!!!
"Got you by the balls" by AC/DC blares over the PA system as large red X pyros fires off. A few seconds into the song Connor steps out onto the stage and makes an X with his arm in the air. He starts to walk down the ramp. Mid ramp he slows down and points to a few fans and gives them a big thumbs up. He slides in the ring and goes on the turnbuckle and makes X crosses in the air to the crowd. Connor hands Amanda Summers the United States Championship, before she leaves the ring. Amanda leaves the ring, which leaves the ref, Cowboy Jack Jones and Connor MacDaddy in the ring."
JC: Here we go folks...
*DING DING*
"Cowboy Jack Jones comes running at Connor MacDaddy and both of them lock up. Jones attempts to over power MacDaddy, but MacDaddy quickly lets go of the hold and puts Jones into a quick powerslam. MacDaddy begins to kick Cowboy Jack Jones in the stomach, while Jones is on the mat. MacDaddy than picks Jones back up and tosses Jones into the ropes, Jones comes back and is met with a powerful kick to the jaw."
JC: MacDaddy taking control of this match.
RW: He is the man, that is why..
"MacDaddy climbs the top ropes and than jumps off to land a flying elbow drop, right on the chest of the fallen Jones. MacDaddy, covers Jones with a smirk upon his face..."
1.
2..
KICKOUT!
"MacDaddy is in disbelief, as he gets back up and yells at the ref."
JC: Doesn't look like MacDaddy agrees with the refs count.
RW: Well, he was counting slowly...
"MacDaddy walks over to Cowboy Jack Jones and picks him back up. MacDaddy attempts to put Jones into a double arm ddt, but Jones lifts MacDaddy over his back, MacDaddy slams onto the mat hard. Jones than does a quick elbow drop on the chest of MacDaddy. Cowboy gets up and grabs MacDaddy's legs and puts MacDaddy into a Texas Clover Leaf. MacDaddy screams in pain, while attempting to drag himself to the ropes. Jones sees this and drags MacDaddy back into the middle of the ring."
JC: Looks like MacDaddy is in a bit of a trouble here.
RW: He'll get out of it, he's a Hardcore Legend.
JC: What does that have to do with a leglock.
RW: Shut up...
"Jones applies more pressure on the lock, but after a few seconds of MacDaddy not tapping, Cowboy Jack Jones lets go of the lock and picks MacDaddy back up. While MacDaddy is half way up on his feet, he low blows Jones; Jones falls to his knees holding his crotch, while MacDaddy gets up to his feet."
JC: Very cheap...
RW: You got to do whatever to win.
"MacDaddy grabs Jones by the hair and begins to punch Jones in the face. Blood begins to flows down Jones forehead, as MacDaddy does a few more punches and than lets go of Jones hair; Jones falls to the mat, with blood all over MacDaddy's fist and Jones head. MacDaddy leans against the ropes, holding his back, while the fans chant for Jones to get back up. MacDaddy tells them to shut up, and than walks back over to Jones and picks Jones up. MacDaddy tosses Jones into the corner turnbuckles, MacDaddy than runs right at Jones, but is met with a boot to the face by Jones. MacDaddy wobbles back and than flops to the ground *crowd cheers*. Jones walks over to MacDaddy, while wiping some blood off from his forehead. Jones picks MacDaddy up and puts MacDaddy into a snap suplex, from the ground, MacDaddy grabs Jones feet and trips Jones to the ground. MacDaddy quickly gets back up and puts Jones into the Boston Crab..."
RW: ITS OVER HERE!
"Jones screams in pain as he holds his face to the mat. MacDaddy smiles in pleasure, as he applies more pressure onto the hold. The crowd begins to chant Cowboy Jack Jones name once again."
RW: Why are they behind Cowboy Jack Jones?
JC:...
RW: Ah, I know now, I see a few rednecks out there...
"MacDaddy lets go of the hold and picks Jones back up. MacDaddy tosses Jones into the corner turnbuckles, he than walks over to Jones and lifts Jones up to the tope ropes. MacDaddy climbs up along with Jones and attempts to put Jones into a top rope suplex, but Jones won't budge, Jones than gets a few punches in on MacDaddy, and than pushes MacDaddy off the top ropes. MacDaddy slams onto the mat hard. Jones stands ontop of the top ropes, waiting for MacDaddy as the crowd cheers on...."
RW: DON"T GET UP!
"MacDaddy gets back up and looks over to Jones.. Jones jumps off the top ropes and lands a Night Sky (Top Rope Missle Drop Kick) on MacDaddy. Jones quickly covers.."
1.
2..
3...
RW: NO!!!!!
JC: HE DID IT!
Winner: ... and NEW U.S. CHAMPION.... Cowboy Jack Jones, via pinfall.
[ c l o s i n g ]
JC: What a night...
RW: SCREWED!
JC: Ah shut up.... Goodnight folks...
"The scene fades with Jones looking at the United States title, along with his bloody face..."
[Bruning Man Match]
[United States Championship]