Strike Fantasy Towers
Saturday Night Slaughter™
With John Cartwright and Randy White
August 06, 2008
Saturday Night 8:00pm Live From Salt Lake City, UT

Slaughter Opening

Slaughter opens backstage in the parking lot. A red limousine is rolling up to the arena and stops. Big T’s long time driver, Habib, gets out and opens the back passenger side door. Dangerous X members Dameon and The Guyver, with his newly won United States Title, step out first. After they step out Big T’s former tag team partner from his XCW days and earlier, MM, steps out of the limo next. Following MM is Big T’s friends Nate and Al. All five guys are dressed in expensive looking suits. Then like ten “ladies of the evening” begin to step out the limo like it was a clown car or something. Finally the moment we’ve all been waiting for, for the past 7 years plus, happens as “The Icon” “The Legend” Big T steps out of the limousine with his newly won World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.

Nate: Bitches and bastards… I present to you your NEW World Heavyweight Champion… Big Pussy!!

MM, Al, Dameon, The Guyver, the “ladies of the evening”, and Nate all laugh, but Big T doesn’t.

Big T: Uh huh, screw you Nate! Asshole!

Big T smirks and laughs as out of the clear blue sky comes former XCW Owner Kevin.

Kevin: Jubilations gentlemen! Jubilations! What a sight to behold! A sight years in the making...a sight I never thought I would've lived to seen!

Dangerous X, Big T, and MM all turn and look at Kevin who shrugs his shoulders.

Kevin: What’s a matter, a man can't come by to congratulate a former employee?

They all just look at him. Big T looks at Al and Nate as he calls over a backstage hand.

Big T: Why don’t you guys go ahead and get settled in my dressing room.

Al: No doubt my homie!

The stage hand comes running over.

Big T: You take my two friends and there women to my locker room and make sure they get whatever they want.

The stage hand nods his head and Nate, Al, and the “ladies of the evening” follow in suit with the ladies shaking there asses. Kevin walks up to Big T.

Kevin: My my T, how long has it been? 5 years? 6?

Big T: What are you doing here Kevin? You seen me win the title at the pay per view and now you here to get a piece of my recently raised paycheck? Don’t think just because I use to work for you in XCW that you can show up here and take credit for my hard work.

Kevin: Hey big fella...calm down, calm down. Tonight is not a night to be tense. Tonight is a happy night! I always like to poke my head out when one of my...XCWites I guess...does something big in SFT. Especially one like you T. I seem to remember...a certain tag team that was...well...that was going nowhere until I saw them...

Kevin looks over at MM.

Kevin: You know who I'm talking about, don't you? A couple of guys nobody else gave to shits about...but were CONSTANTLY getting put in Tag Title Matches in XCW, because I saw potential. You remember those guys?

MM stares at Kevin and then Big T steps in.

Big T: I remember a group of jackasses you lead back in XCW, you remember them? I believe they were called Evil Over Rule. Well let me remind you that I ain’t Apocalypse or Hellraiser or Big Poppa. I’m Big T and forever until the day I die I will always be Wolf Pac. So why don’t you take your EOR ass out of here before MM and I tune you up Pac style.

The Guyver and Dameon notice the old school tension and just back away.

Kevin: Whoa man? What’s with the hostility? Is the pressure of being Champ already getting to you man? EOR is as dead as Dead Pac, Immortal Outlawz, and the Prodigies. You need to give up this whole, Wolf Pac v. EOR thing T. I'm just here to you know....get the thank you I'm deserved...that’s all.

Big T: A thank you… you think you deserve a thank you?

Big T punches Kevin in the shoulder hard. Kevin grabs his shoulder and rubs it.

Big T: For somebody who once was the “Manly” champion you sure aren’t a man now.

MM punches Kevin in the other arm.

MM: Don’t rub it, be a man.

Kevin winces and looks at both of them.

Kevin: Listen you two assholes. SFT, thats me. This title...

Kevin knocks on the belt on T's shoulder.

Kevin: ...thats me! Your careers....or should I say, career, as in singular...

Looks back at MM.

Kevin: ...that was all, ME! Without me, you two wouldn't have lasted two matches in XCW! Let alone, been able to stay afloat after the merger. As far as I'm concerned T...you should be on the ground, RIGHT NOW, kissing my feet, and thanking me you even had a career to begin with.

Big T: You know Kevin, I think I am going to walk away from you now before I forget how loved and respected are you around here. Let’s go MM.

Big T begins to walk away but MM doesn’t budge, he just keeps staring at Kevin. Big T stops and grabs MM by the arm and tugs him. Big T and MM walk off leaving Kevin standing alone in the parking lot.

Kevin: You owe me T, you owe meeeeee!!!! Ungrateful bastard! Too bad it took you so long to win it! You know if Becky was still alive she'd be trying to fuck you now because of it!

Big T and MM both stop dead in their tracks, turn around, and stare at Kevin with the most pissed off look on their faces.

Big T: You piece of shit!

Big T and MM start to charge at Kevin who puts his running shoes on and darts away. Once he is out of sight, MM stops Big T.

MM: Wait T, he’s gone.

Big T: Better be!! BETTER NOT EVER HERE ICE’S NAME COME OUT KEVIN’S MOUTH AGAIN!!

Big T yells hoping Kevin can hear him. The two former XCW Tag Team Champions turn around and head inside the building. We go inside the arena where pyro begins to shoot off from all over the arena. We go ringside to Randy and John.

RW: Welcome to Slaughter!! Already we’ve seen our new World Champion Big T.

JC: I can’t believe former XCW Owner Kevin just said what he said to Big T.

RW: Some people have all the mouth in the world but don’t dare step into a ring. Anyways, tonight’s main event features our new World Champion in a triple threat against Jared Mayer and Connor MacDaddy.

JC: But first we have A Pimp Named Slickback going up against The Accountant.

Match Number One
A Pimp Named Slickback vs. Foxxy
Standard Match

RW: Here we go with our opening match.

Accountant starts beat the living daylights out of Pimp, who just keeps screaming 911, pimp down! Pimp down! Accountant with a flurry of elbow drops and legdrops he tries to go for his Audit move but from the crowd we see Dameon come running out, he nails a knee to the head of Accoutant, then a sidekick on the pimp who just gets knocked out.

JC: Aww shit.

Dameon stands over both men as he smiles and walks away.

Winner: No Contest

Backstage Segment

We go backstage to the locker room of “The Icon” “The Legend” and new SFT World Heavyweight Champion Big T. To Big T’s left are his friends Nate and Al who are chilling on a couch, each with two “ladies of the evening” on each one of there legs. Off in the corner MM is enjoying some sexy pole dancing by one of the ladies. To Big T’s right Dameon and The Guyver are each enjoying lap dances. A knock comes at the locker room door and The Guyver gets up and answers the door. Standing in the door way is the man that Big T defeated for the World Title, Rayn.

Big T: Well if it isn’t the guy who wasn’t the last man standing. What do you want Rayn?

With his left hand, Rayn scratches at his growing beard. Rayn looks in and notices Dameon take notice to his presence. Rayn smirks at Dameon, who is using all his control not to rush Rayn and kick his ass. Rayn then extends his hand toward Big T.

Rayn: Congratulations champ...

Rayn holds his hand out for Big T, who looks at Guyver and then Dameon. Big T then stands up, grabs the World Title and puts it over his left shoulder, and walks to the doorway. Big T shakes Rayn’s hand.

Rayn: You did get the win, I'll give you that much... I could have let it go too, only thing is your bitch back there has to keep getting into my business. So, with all due respect, happy birthday, congratulations on winning the one title that eluded you thus far...

You can see Rayn squeeze Big T’s hand and then pull him closer.

Rayn: But, I want a rematch here sometime soon. Since Dameon CAN'T STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUSINESS....

Rayn looks over behind Big T, towards Dameon who was more interested in the STD filled hood rat dancing for his dick, then back towards Big T.

Rayn: I figure we settle this in a cage, possibly a cell of some sort, so that way there are no outside distractions on your part again. Take it easy... champ...

Rayn goes to walk away but Big T doesn’t let go of his hand. Rayn looks down at he and Big T’s hands and then at Big T. Big T smirks as he adjusts the title on his shoulder. Big T then lets go of Rayn’s hand and Rayn walks off as Big T goes back to the party.

Match Number Two
Foxxy vs. Brass Martin
Standard Match

The match begins with Brass looking around the ring as if he is searching for something. Foxxy looks bewildered as she watches on. Her patience overruns her and she runs across the ring and rams Brass into the turnbuckle. Brass doesn't seem very impressed and pushes her away with one hand. She topples over and lands on her ass. Brass continues to look around the ring peering over the end of the apron to the floor below.

Foxxy gets up and this time she drives a foot into Brass Martin's spine. This seems to hurt as the veteran falls out between the ropes to the floor. He lies holding the small of his back for a few seconds before spying what he appeared to be searching for. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair but it seems to be stuck. He tugs and tugs but he can't get it.

Inside the ring, the ref starts counting him out, but with one final effort, he gets the chair only to find that Lucretia Black is smirking and holding onto the other end. She sprays a black mist into his face, gets to her feet and hits the Kiss of Death. The ref is about to call for a disqualification when he turns around and sees that at exactly the same time, Jared Mayer is hitting the Reichsprogramnacht on Foxxy with such force that she flies over the top rope and to the outside.

The referee is bewildered and doesn't know what to do but then Lucretia slides into the ring and whispers something into his ear. She steps back in an instant and the referee is smashed in the face with a huge roundhouse kick from Jared. The two Holocaust members stand there over the wreckage, but do not gloat. They simply slide out of the ring as Blood Doll by Anarchy Club plays over the PA.

Winner: No contest

Backstage Segment

We go backstage to see SFT World Heavyweight Champion Big T still surrounded by fellow Dangerous X members Dameon and The Guyver, as well as the “ladies of the evening” they hired to look pretty and dance around all sexy. Just then a knock is heard at the door. Dameon answers the door opening it wide and standing there is Lethal Lottery tournament winner and new #1 contender to the World Title and Dameon’s partner in the Tag Titles match, Mikheil Jarvis. The Guyver steps into the frame in between Jarvis and Big T.

Big T: Guyver, Dameon, let Mr. Jarvis come on in. Everyone wants to see the World Champion.

Mikheil Jarvis enters the room and is surrounded by a couple ladies. Jarvis pays no attention to the ladies focusing only on Big T.

Big T: Ladies, back away from Mikheil, he seems to be all business this evening.

The ladies back off from Jarvis.

Dameon: Come here ladies!

The ladies go over to Dameon and they sit on Dameon’s lap after he sits down on a recliner.

Big T: What can I help you with Mikheil?

Mikheil looks down to his left to see Big T's newly won World Championship lying on the table next to them. Big T sees Jarvis looking at the title and picks it up after he stands up. Big T steps toward Jarvis.

Big T: You want this title, don’t you Mikheil?

Mikheil brings his head up and eyes up towards the far taller Big T. Slowly, he begins to applaud as he just remains silent looking at T. He stops and brings his arms back down to his side.

Mikheil Jarvis: You said last week that you considered me a threat for your championship hopes. Looks as though you've managed to skip that threat and achieve your goal.

Big T: I may have achieved one goal in Minneapolis, but the other goal I came up just short on. So I assume since you’re the Lethal Lottery tournament winner now, you’re here to throw your name into the hat to face yours truly.

Mikheil Jarvis: In due time friend. For now, I'm going to enjoy watching your reign before we go one on one again. Besides, your friend over there (pointing to Dameon) ... if he can get his head in the game tonight, has a tag title match I'm more concerned with. This is purely a respectable congratulation.

Big T: You know Mikheil, you may be Holocaust and I may be Dangerous X, but you are very respectable to your elders. For that I respect you and I wish you and Dameon good luck in the tag titles match.

Big T extends his hand for Jarvis to shake. Jarvis looks at Big T's hand and reaches out and the two possible future opponents shake hands. Before Jarvis leaves the locker room he hesitates and looks at Dameon.

Mikheil Jarvis: Oh, and Dameon. Don't disappoint me this evening. I would hate for you to return to your whores bleeding. (looks at Big T) Oh, and Happy Birthday Big T.

Jarvis then leaves the locker room and Big T sits back down. As soon as he does a couple of ladies jump in his lap as Slaughter goes to a commercial.

Match Number Four
Josh Konelly vs. Detective Jones vs. Mike Zybala
Triple Threat Match

"NEVER BACK DOWN IN THE FACE ANGER!" The lights flicker, then go out as "In The Face Of Anger" by Shattersphere blares through the arena. A yellow light illuminates the stage area as two rockets of pyro fly from the far side of the arena to explode on the stage. Josh Konnely steps out into the smoke left by the exploding pyro, and raises his arms as the crowd boos. With his fists clenched and a scowl on his face, Konnely walks down the aisle to ringside. He runs up the steps, walks to the center of the apron, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. There he stretches against the ropes and gets ready to fight.

The whole arena goes pitch black as silence as all around the arena and than thunder sounds are heard and a huge bang as the titan-tron says the words "The Law" as the video is a very dark video showing jail cells closing and "I fought the law" by the Clash hits the arena and out steps Matthew Jones as he slowly walks up the steps showing no emotion to the fans and Matthew enters the ring and poses for the crowd for a second as he waits for his opponent to come out.

Josh and the Detective are already fighting as Zybala makes his way through the crowd to the ring.

JC I hope Zybala makes it to the ring before the fight is over!

RW: The match won't begin without him so any damage done before he gets there is surely a bonus!

Josh and Jones slug it out with punches between each other when Jones goes behind Josh and attempts a sly roll up pin. He doesn't get a one count but he does follow it up with a rough elbow. It hits Josh in the gums and the referee instantly gets involved pulling Jones away. The Detective genuinely seems apologetic, but when Konnelly gets up, Jones hits a suplex and follows it up with another pin, which the fresh Zybala breaks up.

Mike goes into a melee and hits both men with elbows to the crowns. He then hooks them both up and hits a Side Effect/DDT combo. He attemps to cover both men almost arrogantly but this doesn't work out. Instead, Jones hooks up an arm lock on Zybala and Josh goes for the Killing Embrace, but the two men can't work side by side. Although Zybala ends up trying to impossibly hold the entirity of his upper torso, he fails and Josh and Jones go back into a slug fest of uppercuts, jabs and punches.

But as the two men continue to wrestle evenly for a further five minutes pulling nothing out of the ordinary, Jones gets the upper hand and goes to hit the Copper Dropper. Josh struggles out and lands on his feet and hits Jones with a reverse stunner-style neck breaker.

JC The match looks over!

RW: Jones looks broken!

But Josh isn't finished and hits the same move for a second time. Jones tries hard to reverse but it doesn't work and locks in the Killing Embrace. The fans are on the edge of their seats when Josh suddenly lets go and breaks the hold. Instead he locks the move in on Zybala and the long timer just can't hold out. He turns blue in the face before he taps out and Jones is a second away from breaking the hold, but Mike's hand drops and he taps.

JC OH MY GOD! JOSH KONNELLY JUST MADE MIKE ZYBALA TAP OUT!

RW: I can't believe it either!

JC Josh Konnely with a huge win over the great newcomer and a former world champion! Congrats Josh!

Winner: Josh Konelly

Backstage Segment

We see SFT World Champion Big T washing his hands in a bathroom. He dries his hands using paper towels and then exits the bathroom. Just as he does he is hit in the face with a small cake. The camera pans around to see who just hit Big T with the cake and we see Reno Destiny running down the hall.

Reno Destiny: There's a birthday cake... From one birthday boy to another... Happy Birthday Chump!

Reno continues to run off as he has to defend the Tag Team Titles tonight along with Rayn against Dameon and Mikheil Jarvis. We see Big T's face covered in cake as Slaughter goes to a commercial.

Match Number Three
Dameon and Mikheil Jarvis vs. Rayn of Destiny
Standard Match

"Hate Me" begins to ring throughout the arena, the lights dim, blue and white strobe lights flash around the entrance while smoke fills the whole stage. The beat picks up as the lights turn from their original nice colors to a darker red much like blood. Dameon bursts through the curtains with kendo stick in hand, using the kendo stick as almost a shade he peers out into the audience taking in all the boo's and cheer's as fuel for his match. Dameon begins to saunter down the ramp pointing his kendo stick around at different fans, as he reaches the halfway point of the ramp the lights in the arena come back on. Dameon starts to make his way around the ring, he spies a few fans holding random signs and screaming his name, he walks over to them and grabs a couple of shoulders, pulling himself up on the guard rail, the fans cheer, showing their appreciation to a wrestler that acknowledges them. Dameon jumps down from the guardrail, turns to the ring, slides in, and works his way to the far corner, and sets his kendo stick down on the apron for safe keeping. He then begins to loosen up his wrists while crouching in the corner waiting for his match to begin.

RW: Dangerous X member Dameon and Mikheil Jarvis finally get there long awaited rematch for the tag titles.

The sounds of Apocalytpica hit the PA System as Mikheil Jarvis walks out from behind the curtain. He walks down the ramp focused on only one thing and that's the mission ahead to defeat his opponent and continue to the next task. He climbs through the ropes and turns around to face the audience at hand.

JC: Holocaust member Mikheil Jarvis has to get along with Dameon if they want to win the tag titles.

HERE WE ARE!!!.....BORN TO BE KINGS WITH THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSSE " The lights cut off and the Gold Strobe lights hits the arena. The beat cuts off and the lights keep moving around and as the beat drops reno appears from the smog coming from the side of the arena. He Emurges from the crowd and walks slowley down the steps he takes his trench coat and leaves it in the crowd and climbs over the railing and sliding into the ring. He Assends the turnbuckle taking his Tag Team Championship belt off his waist and raising it in the air. He stares at the referee for a good 30 seconds as the lights come back to its normal lighting. He takes his eyes of of the ref and focuses them onto the sky.

RW: Reno joined D-X and a week later turned on them to join Holocaust. A lot of stuff has happened between Reno and D-X.

The lights around the arena all go off along with the SFT-tron fading to darkness. After a few moments of nothing, the green and white strobe lights begin to go off around the entrance underneath the SFT-tron as three green searchlights start to circle around the arena.

Some kind of evidence,
Some kind of reason,
Why I can't find a way,
To begin my life

Rayn walks out from the entrance, standing right above the green and white strobes going off around the entrance as the rest of the arena stays dark except for the green search lights. Around his waist his half of the SFT tag team titles.

Somewhere in this dying day,
If I can only find a way for my escape,
I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes,
TO BEGIN MY LIFE!

A spotlight shines down on him as he starts to walk down the ramp way. He gets to the ring, before pausing for a moment looking around the arena. He then walks over to the stairs and steps up them slowly, before walking across the ring apron and coming to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second, then raises the tag title above his head with his right arm. He holds this position for a moment.

Chimpo: Weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds, he is one half of the SFT tag team champions, RAYN!

Rayn lowers the belt as he steps back down to the apron. He steps through the ropes and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle. He climbs up onto the second rope, lifting the Tag title above his head one more time. He holds the pose for a moment before stepping down onto the mat. He hands the ref the tag title.

RW: Former World Heavyweight champion Rayn who made it quite clear to Big T earlier he wants a rematch.

JC: He may or may not get it, but he needs to focus on this title defense.

The ref calls for the bell.

DING DING DING

RW: Looks like Dameon and Rayn are going to start it off for there teams.

JC: If I was Dameon I’d watch my back in that ring. He’s in there with three Holocaust members.

Rayn and Dameon lock up. Dameon pushes Rayn back into a corner. Dameon tries for a chop but Rayn blocks and reverses, putting Dameon in the corner. Rayn goes for a chop but Dameon blocks it and lays in a couple of punches on Rayn. Dameon whips Rayn into the ropes. Rayn bounces off the ropes and leap frogs a bent over Dameon. Rayn bounces off the opposite ropes and Dameon leap frogs Rayn when Rayn ducks under Dameon. Rayn bounces off the first set of ropes and catches Dameon’s big boot to his face and goes down to the mat.

RW: Nice boot by Dameon.

Rayn is up right away and gets body slammed by Dameon. Rayn is up again and gets another body slam by Dameon. Rayn is up quick again and this time gets clotheslined by Dameon. As Rayn is getting up Dameon runs off the ropes and hits a nasty clothesline on Rayn.

JC: Dameon just tried to take Rayn’s head off.

Rayn falls backwards and into his corner. Rayn tags in Reno. Reno enters the ring slowly and Dameon tags in Jarvis. Jarvis looks at Reno as he enters the ring. The two Holocaust members look at each other and tie up. Reno hits an arm drag on Jarvis. Jarvis is up quick and right back at Reno. Reno steps toward Jarvis who hits a Japanese arm drag on Reno. The two are up and tie up again. They struggle for position as they back each other against the ropes. Reno eventually gets Jarvis in a neutral corner. The ref wants a clean break but doesn’t get one as Reno pokes Jarvis in the eye.

RW: What a cheap shot!

Reno whips Jarvis across the ring and he slams into the turnbuckles. Reno runs at him and goes for a splash in the corner but Jarvis moves out of the way just in time. As Reno staggers out of the corner and he gets taken down by Jarvis with a spinning heel kick. Reno is up rather quickly and gets taken down with a leg lariat from Jarvis. Jarvis goes out on the apron and climbs to the top rope. Reno is up and comes close to Jarvis who jumps off the top and takes Reno out of the ring with a headscissor take over that sends Reno out of the ring.

JC: Jarvis is going for an asia moonsault!

Jarvis does an asia moonsault on Reno and takes him out. Jarvis is up and looks out to the crowd. They cheer for him and he takes it in, but just then Rayn flies at him and takes him down. Dameon sees this and does a suicide dive through the ropes wiping out Rayn.

RW: All four are in front of us right now.

Dameon picks Rayn up but Rayn hits Dameon in the gut a couple times. Rayn slams Dameon’s head off the commentators table, making John and Randy get up and back away some. Rayn slams Dameon’s head again before Jarvis gets up and hits Rayn from behind. Jarvis slams Rayn’s head against the table as well. Jarvis slams Rayn’s head one more time before turning his attention back to Reno, who is up and kicks Jarvis in the gut. Reno slams Jarvis’ face against the ring apron and then rolls him in the ring. Reno picks up Jarvis and hits a mic check. Reno covers Jarvis.

JC: 1… 2… NO!!

RW: Jarvis kicked out!

Reno gets up and brings Jarvis to his feet. Reno lifts Jarvis up in a torture rack position.

JC: Reno’s going for his Kill You on Jarvis!

Reno brings Jarvis over but Jarvis lands on his feet and hits a mule kick to Reno’s lower parts.

RW: The ref didn’t see because he is still outside with Rayn and Dameon.

The ref is telling Rayn to go back to his corner and then he tells Dameon the same thing. In the ring Reno is against the turnbuckles and Jarvis charges at Reno in the corner.

JC: SILENCE!!

RW: And now you don’t hear nothing from Reno.

Reno drops to the mat and Jarvis drags him out of the corner to the middle of the ring. Jarvis covers Reno, hooking a leg. Rayn jumps in the ring and jumps on the second rope, the top rope and comes down on Jarvis with the Rayn Fall!!

JC: RAYN FALL!!

RW: When that Rayn comes down it hurts!

Rayn then rolls Reno over on top of Jarvis. The ref slides back in the ring and tries to Rayn out of the ring. As that is happening Dameon slides in the ring. He grabs Reno, lifts him up, and hits The Gallows End and then rolls Jarvis on top of Reno.

JC: GALLOWS END!!

RW: When Dameon puts ya in the gallows you get cut off!

Dameon nails Rayn, sending him out of the ring. Dameon falls Rayn out and they start brawling. The ref turns around and drops to make the count.

JC: 1! … 2! … 3!!

RW: It’s over!! Dameon and Mikheil Jarvis have done it!! They won just won the Tag Team Titles!!

JC: This has been a bad week for Rayn, first he loses the World Title to Big T and now the Tag Titles to Dameon and his own stable mate in Mikheil Jarvis!

“Life Burns” hits up. Dameon runs around the ring and grabs both tag titles. He rolls in the ring and hands one of the belts to Jarvis. Rayn and Reno are outside wondering what the hell happen. Dameon raises his half of the tag belts in the air.

Winner: Dameon and Mikheil Jarvis

Match Number Four
Lion vs. Ace
Standard Match

The sound of a guitar rift echoes the arena as the crowd goes silent. When the last note is heard, the lights go out. Within 10 seconds, red lights flicker arena the arena as "Set It Off" by Audioslave blasts throughout the arena. As the song blares out, smoke arises from beneath the stage and fills the entrace. Within seconds, the entrace is filled with smoke and two red lights beam from behind the smoke leaving a shadow of a man. The crowd goes nuts as the man steps outside of the smoke and is revealed as Ace. Ace stands on top of the stage look towards the crowd before walking the ramp. He then slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, as the crowd goes nuts again. He then jumps off and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and taunts the crowd.

John: And here we have, "The Wildcard" Ace!!!

Randy: He looks ready to fight here tonight John.

The Jumanji theme hits the PA as Lion walks out, bearing his chest and staring proudly into the horizon. As he walks down to the ring a loud Lion's roar is heard. His walk is staggered and timid, as if stalking prey. He then climbs onto the apron just by stepping onto it, he then steps over the ropes and into the ring. From there, he waits.

Randy: "The Lion" Lionel Kingston, awaiting the battle it appears.

The bell rings, Ace tries to move towards the huge Lionel Kingston, but as he approaches The Lion charges, and with a vicious clothesline turns "The Wildcard" upside down and inside out down to the mat.

John: KINGSTON JUST TOOK ACE'S HEAD OFF!!!

Randy: The Lion definitely means business here tonight on SLAUGHTER!!!

Picking the much smaller man up Lionel throws Ace back into the corner and proceeds to dig into shots to the ribs and head of Ace, sending him into an almost comatose state. Lionel backs up about ten feet then charges in crashing with all three hundred and thirty five pounds of force down into the chest of Ace. Shifting Ace's weight towards him Lionel hoists the lightweight onto his shoulders makes his way to the middle of the ring and plants "The Wildcard" hard with "The Ravaging" curling Ace into a fetal ball.

Randy: The Ravaging by Lionel Kingston, this thing has to be over.

Lionel then sits Ace up and plants his hands on either side of the head of Ace squeezing with all his force, officially applying the "Lion's Claw" and within moments Ace's body is limp as the ref calls for the bell.

John: And this match is over, your very dominate winner, "The Lion" Lionel Kingston, with a vicious victory.

The theme from Jumanji begins to ring out over the loud speakers as Lionel Kingston begins to celebrate his victory in the ring, but after a few moments the all too familiar beginning keyboard of "Hate Me" cry through the arena.

Randy: We heard Dameon was in talks with "The Lion" but what could this all be about.

Lionel Kingston is facing the ramp way awaiting the arrival of "The Beast" but before we see anyone coming down the ramp, Lionel gets hit from behind by a steel chair knocking him clean over the top rope and down to the floor, the man holding the chair, none other than the insane Dameon.

John: Sounds like a Beast, Acts like a Beast, must be "THE BEAST"

Randy: Couldn't have said it better myself John, but why is he attacking The Lion.

Dameon then approaches the ropes, yelling out at Kingston who is almost to his feet, but Dameon has other plans, throwing the chair over the top rope down onto the skull of Lionel, dazing the big man. Dameon then hits the opposite ropes, charges back and leaps clean over the top rope plancha'ing himself down on top of The Lion, leaving him laid out at ringside.

Randy: Dameon, leaving a real message to The Lion tonight.

Dameon then leaves the ringside area, up the ramp, and through the curtains simply laughing at the downed bigger, big man.

Winner: The Lion

Backstage Segment

We go backstage to see SFT World Heavyweight Champion, “The Icon” “The Legend” Big T, is leaving his locker room where his birthday party is going on. He has the World Title over his shoulder as he walks around a corner. He stops and sees his soon to be great nephew in-law Connor MacDaddy. Big T looks up at Connor.

Big T: Can I help you?

Connor MacDaddy: Congrats on the title win... it only took you 7 years!

Connor laughs right in Big T’s face.

Big T: Well Connor, some of us have to wait a long while, while other ingrates get there's.

Connor MacDaddy: You can chock that up to sitting on your lazy ass for three years while I won 20 different championships and 6 major specialty matches.

Big T: I wouldn't think of disputing your greatness Connor, but come on, you're ten years older than I am. No way in hell you can run with somebody like me these days. I think that was proved when Jude and I dispatched you and Sara out of the Lethal Lottery tournament.

Connor MacDaddy: Well, kid… don't be too proud of that championship... even guys like Hect, Zybala and Goldeneye have held that championship once... and frankly, your title reign doesn't mean shit until you've defended it against the greatest... so how about it birthday-boy, put it on the line next week against me.

Big T: Okay Connor, since you want to be a cocky smart ass, you got it.

Connor laughs and begins to walk away but Big T grabs his arm. Connor looks back at Big T.

Big T: I am also a cocky smart ass, so if you want me it's inside of barb wire steel cage. Do you accept, Mr. King of the Deathmatch?

Connor stares at Big T’s hand that he used to grab Connor’s arm with and then looks back into Big T’s eyes.

Connor MacDaddy: ...you've got some brass ones, I'll give ya that. You want a barbed-wire cage? Sure... it's you're funeral. Now take your hand off me if you want to make it to next week.

Big T releases Connor, but then steps right into Connor’s face and they stare each other down with the World Title in view as Slaughter goes to commercial.

Match Number Five
Jared Mayer vs. Connor MacDaddy vs. Big T
Triple threat Standard Match

Anarchy Club's 'Blood Doll' begins to play when the lights in the arena turn blue. Jared Mayer walks out from the back. He does not stop or pause, just walks down towards the ring, eying his opponent showing no emotion.

Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman... the following match is a non-title Triple Threat Match... introducing first... from Berlin, Germany... Jared Mayer!

Lucretia Black walks out a moment after him and follows him down to the ring. She whispers some German into his ear. She steps back and allows him to climb into the ring.

Chimpo the Chimp: ...and his opponent... from Boston, Massachusetts... "The Undisputed Greatest" Connor MacDaddy!

"Mack Daddy" by Sir Mix-a-lot blares over the PA system. A few seconds into the song Connor steps out onto the stage and makes an X with his arm in the air. He starts to walk down the ramp. Mid ramp he slows down and points to a few fans and gives them the middle finger. He slides in the ring and goes on the turnbuckle and makes X crosses in the air to the crowd.

Chimpo the Chimp: ...and thier opponent... from East Wareham, Massachusetts... he is the SFT World Heavyweight Champion... "The Icon" "The Legend" Big T!

The lights begin to dim and then go out. Two quarters drop on a table on the Tron. "You Dont Know" by Eminem ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, and Lloyd Banks hits the PA system. Gold, silver, and green lights flash throughout the arena. A single red spotlight shines down at the top of the ramp and out from behind the curtain walks "The Icon" "The Legend" Big T with the SFT World Heavyweight Title around his waist. He begins making his way down the ramp and the fans are cheering him so loud its deafening. But the crowd's reaction phases him not. Big T walks up the stairs and enters the ring. Big T jumps up on the middle turnbuckle, takes the title from around his waist and holds it up in the air, yells out to the crowd, and takes in their love for him. "You Dont Know" fades off and the lights come back on as Big T steps off the ropes, puts the title over his shoulder and waits in the corner.

JC: Happy Birthday to the Champ!

RW: Well... he's got some birthday present... two of SFT's best looking to prove something tonight.

The bell tolls and they're started. The men circle each other, sizing up the weakest link, and weight alone means nothing. Mayer is over eager and runs straight for Big T, who catches a spear by surprise, but rolls into it, coming out to pin Mayer on the ground, punching him a few times before being ripped off him by MacDaddy who instantly tries to throw him into the ropes. Big T takes a few hits but a kick to the chest of MacDaddy gets him out of the corner and back in the midst of it. Mayer has gotten up by this time and heads straight for MacDaddy, apparently upset that he got involved.

RW: we're off to a massive start tonight!

JC: you could say that twice and mean it, MacDaddy and Mayer are apparently going to have it out now, and give Big T the chance to relax!

RW: that's not the best idea in my opinion. They should beat Big T down and then duke it out!

Back in the ring, Big T watches with unabated enjoyment at MacDaddy and Mayer having it out. Mayer hits with a leg sweep, knocking MacDaddy down, but MacDaddy gets back up and takes advantage of a split second break in Mayer's attention, hitting him with a DDT. MacDaddy moves in to Big T, whose been enjoying the escapades. Big T and MacDaddy trade blows to the head and chest but Big T takes the upper hand, whipping MacDaddy into the ropes and catching him on the comeback with a kick to his chest, sending MacDaddy down. Mayer gets up and climbs the ropes, splashing off the top and landing on both Big T and MacDaddy.

RW: Oh my God! Mayer is crazy!

JC: That's 279 pounds crashing down on both Connor MacDaddy and Big T!

Mayer forces himself to cover Big T and the ref goes down for the count, but Big T is not about to let himself be defeated so easily. He kicks out and throws Mayer off of him. MacDaddy grabs Big T and gets a figure four locked, but Mayer kicks MacDaddy in the back, breaking the hold. Big T stands and shakes himself off, grabbing MacDaddy and setting him up with a back Russian leg sweep. Mayer attempts to interfere, but a high kick to the throat stops that and Big T races to the corner for a quick moonsault!

RW: What a fantatic athlete!

JC: Sounds like someone has a crush.

Big T lands it and covers Jared Mayer. The ref goes down again, and Big T makes the pin!

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JC: Connor makes the save!

MacDaddy indeed kicks Big T off of Mayer and picks him to his feet. MacDaddy whips Big T into the ropes and takes him down with a shoulderblock. Big T is brought to his feet and is nailed with a forearm shot to the head that sends him back down tot he mat. Big T rolls out and MacDaddy runs at the ropes and leaps over with a somersault that lands right on target! Mayer is up as he takes a charge at the two men who get to their feet and goes for a baseball slide... but both Connor and T move out of the way and Jared crashes to the floor outside the ring!

RW: No way!

JC: Crash and Burn.

MacDaddy rolls Big T into the ring and takes his time getting on the apron which allows Big T to get to his feet and dropkick MacDaddy off. Big T backs up as MacDaddy gets to his feet on the floor. He then runs at the corner and leaps up, then jumps off, landing on the shoulders of MacDaddy and taking him down with a headscissors!

RW: What a move!

Big T rolls MacDaddy into the ring and slides in. He picks MacDaddy up and tries for a suplex but its blocked and MacDaddy hits one of his own. MacDaddy goes for the cover..

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Kickout!

JC: Its not over yet.

MacDaddy brings Big T to his feet and irish whips him into the corner. He places Big T up top and climbs, attempting a superplex. Big T blocks it and nails a sunset flip powerbomb! He covers...

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Kickout

RW: Nice counter by Big T.

Big T gets out on the apron but his leg is grabbed by Mayer. Big T kicks him away and hits a perfect Asai Moonsault taking Mayer down! He gets back on the apron and MacDaddy is getting to his feet.. Big T springboards off with a dropkick but its blocked by MacDaddy! MacDaddy covers..

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Kickout!

Mayer hops on the apron but MacDaddy hops up and takes him down to the floor with a big dropkick.

JC: Mayer can't seem to find his way into the match..

Mayer gets to his feet, irate, and makes his way around the ring to the announce table. Meanwhile in the ring Connor MacDaddy picks Big T to his feet and calls for the Daddybomb. MacDaddy lifts Big T up but its countered into a hurricanrana!

JC: Nice counter!

RW: What the hell is Mayer doing?

Big T and MacDaddy get to their feet… MacDaddy tries for an irish whip but its countered by Big T. Connor flies towards the ropes, and Jared Mayer meets him with a steel chair to the skull! Connor goes down.

RW: what? A Chair? Come on now!

JC: DQ?

Big T sees Mayer and dropkicks the chair into him! Mayer flies off the apron and into the announce table!

T gets out side the ring, he goes to pick Mayer up, but is met with a Reichsprogromnacht from Mayer!

RW: What a clothesline!

Jared Mayer picks up a power cable and wraps it around Big T's neck. He starts chocking the life out of him. Just as Big T looks to be fading... Connor MacDaddy swing an elecrical cord around Jared Mayer's neck!

JC: Now it's Mayer getting choked!

Big T wiggles free and grabs his World Championship. While Connor is holding Mayer still... Big T nails Jared in the head with the championship title!

RW: Down goes Mayer!

Connor smiles and give T a thumbs up. Big T doesn't buy and goes to nail Connor with the title! Connor sees it coming and nails a spinebuster on the announce table!

JC: Woah!

The table doesn't break, and Connor goes to climb on top, but he gets low-blowed by Jared Mayer! Connor collapses, and Jared climbs to the top of the announce table. He goes to hit a powerbomb, but Big T struggles and Jared can't lift him. Connor MacDaddy then climbs up on the table with them. Connor hammers Big T's back, and starts yelling at Jared Mayer to deliver a powerbomb. Instead, Mayer lets go of T, and grabs Connor's neck. But now it is Big T that lowblows Jared Mayer. Connor jumps off the table and grabs the World Championship. He starts to walk towards the ring entrance, but Big T starts to follow.

RW: Connor is grabing T's title and running!

Connor makes it halfway up the entrance ramp when Big T catches up to him. Connor goes to hit T with the championship, but T ducks it and kicks Connor in the stomach. Connor starts to run away and makes it to the stage. Big T catches him yet again, and goes for the 'Change the Game'... but Jared Mayer comes from nowhere to deliver a chairshot to T's back. Connor crawls away as Jared lifts Big T up, and brings him to the edge of the stage. Jared lifts Big T up in a powerbomb and is going to powerbomb him off the stage...

JC: Oh no! Don't do it!

Just before Jared drops Big T... Connor MacDaddy gives Jared Mayer the Back Spear! All three men fly off the stage, crashing into some equipment!

RW: HOLY S@#$!

Winner: None

Slaughter Closing

Sparks start flying off everywhere and part of the arena goes black. The whole side of the stage is covered in smoke as we see a dozen workers rush to the scene. They start using fire extinquisers, and try to reach the three men. Just before the show fades out, we catch a quick glimpse of all three men lying still amung the wreckage.