{FEBRUARY TWENTY-FIFTH}

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O P E N I N G

[ The scene opens to the brand new TNT Center in Columbia, South Carolina. The fans scream in excitement for today's episode of Titans. They see a new video on the brand new TitansTron. Scenes of Vice President Nathan Gust on past Titans episodes are shown. Then, "Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence begins to play as the keeper of the Lightweight Title, Nathan Gust, walks out onto the stage. With a TNT Krew tee shirt on and a microphone in hand, he walks down the ramp. Most of the fans are cheering for him, but some are booing him. He slides into the ring and he looks out into the crowd. He sees some familiar faces and he smiles. That smile then goes to a more serious look. ]

Nathan Gust: I suppose all of you saw Dark Hearts. Yeah. I made some decisions that I am not proud of. From hitting Blake Matthews with a chair to allowing Rico Smith to attack Goldeneye to allowing Mike Flair and Kris Ryder to attack Goldeneye. If I could take back all of that, I would. I'm sorry, Goldeneye. Your match wasn't called fairly. There's really nothing I can do. Now... on to other matters...

[ He pauses for a moment. ]

Nathan Gust: As you can see... I have done everything in my power to make this show SFT's best. Tuesday Night Titans now has it's own arena, tron, announcers, and referee. There's something missing: a ring announcer. Ladies and gentlemen... the new ring announcer for Tuesday Night Titans...

[ "The Lord Is A Monkey" by Butthole Surfers plays and the crowd goes wild as Chimpo the Chimp walks out wearing a tuxedo. He walks down to the ring and he climbs in. The fans calm down a bit as Nathan raises the microphone. ]

Nathan Gust: Tonight... you will see four great matches. Two of them are part of the tournament for the Lightweight Title. First... we will see a classic match-up between current Television Champion Jalie Dumas and former United States Champion Adam Payne. After that... we will see two wrestlers with the same name face off as Sean Lane takes on Shawn Walsh. The winners of those matches will have a match in one week for the Strike Fantasy Towers World Light Heavyweight Championship. That's next Tuesday. Do you know what today is?

[ He pauses again. ]

Nathan Gust: It's my 16th birthday!

[ The fans begin to cheer. All of a sudden, a huge cake is rolled out onto the stage by Big T. Following him are Fugitive, Myris, Crip, Dave Steel, Gunz, Goldeneye, Mad Dogg, Sid Synergy, ICON, Kris Ryder, and Mike Flair. They all go to the ring. Big T stops the cake next to the ring and Nathan leaves the ring. He goes over by T and the others. They all begin to sing to Nathan and the fans join in. Nathan makes a wish and he blows out fifteen of the sixteen candles. T calls Nathan a pimp before taking a microphone. ]

Big T: Nate... when you came to SFT as a goofy 14 year old... you made everybody believe that you were an idiot: always laughing, always farting, never taking anything seriously. Nobody thought you would ever amount to anything. Now... over one year later... you've held the Hardcore, Tag Team, and Lightweight Titles... and you are the Vice President of this great company. With all of the work you've done for SFT... as well as all you've done for Southern Championship Wrestling and Xtreme Championship Wrestling... Shadow and I have a special birthday gift for you. The only downside is... you won't get it for a few weeks. It's something so special that very few people receive it. Do you want to know what it is?

[ Nathan nods his head in excitement. ]

Big T: Too bad! Ha ha. Sorry... but I don't want to ruin the surprise. Trust me... it'll be worth the wait...

[ Nathan, being that he trusts Big T, shrugs his shoulders. He and the rest of the people begin to dig into the birthday cake, while throwing some to the fans as well. The scene fades to commercials. ]

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C O M M E R C I A L

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B A C K S T A G E

[ When we come back from commercials, we see Vice President Nathan Gust in his office holding the contracts of Kyle Snow and James Flame. ]

Nathan Gust: There are so many ways to fire people. Sadly... I can not fired Kyle Snow nor James Flame yet. The two are here and they are going to have a match. In fact... they are in the ring as we speak.

[ The cameras go to the ring, where the first match is about to begin. ]

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Kyle Snow versus James Flame
[ Standard Match ]

[ The opening bell rings and the two competitors meet in the center of the ring. ]

Steve: I have a feeling this is going to be a good match.

[ Before they get to lock up, "Shoots and Ladders" by Korn begins to play as Shadow walks out onto the stage. He looks at the ring and he shakes his head. He then runs down the ramp, slides in, and meets both men in the center of the ring. He shakes hands with both of them and raises their arms. ]

Phil: Did I miss something?

[ Shadow drops Flame's arm, but he keeps Snow's. He shakes his head at Snow and kicks him in the gut. He lifts him up and slams him down with a powerbomb. He turns to Flame, shakes his head, and kicks him in the gut. He climbs the top rope and hits Falling Through The Looking Glass. When done, he kneels beside Flame and whispers something. ]

Shadow: I wouldn't let anybody else do this but me. Good-bye my friend.

[ He lays a pink slip on Flame's chest. He goes over to Snow and he sneers at him. He drops a pink slip and he spits on Snow. ]

Steve: I guess Shadow felt he should be the one to say good-bye to Flame and nobody else. James Flame just got fired, but I think it hurt Shadow more than Flame.

Phil: Aww... isn't that sweet...

[ The scene fades to commercials as Shadow leaves the ring. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: NOBODY!

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C O M M E R C I A L

YOU SUCK!
...coming soon...

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Black versus Kamikaze
[ Standard Match ]

[ When we come back from commercials, "The Black Flame" by Nile plays as the lights turn red and Black enters the ring. ]

Chimpo: Introducing first... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 238 pounds... BLACK!

[ Black stands on the turnbuckles. Then, "Original Prankster" by Offspring plays as Kamikaze makes his way out to the ring with Dr. Rebecca Saint. ]

Chimpo: And his opponent... from Boston, Massachusetts... weighing in at 213 pounds... KAMIKAZE!

[ Kamikaze slides into the ring and doesn't waist any time to grapple with Black. Black isn't paying any attention and is taken down with a reverse Russian leg sweep. Black gets up, but Kamikaze runs towards the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault DDT. ]

Phil: Whoa! Impressive move by Kamikaze to the former World Heavyweight Champion!

[ Kamikaze goes for a cover quickly. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

[ Black gets his shoulder up. Kamikaze then runs into the ropes and as Black gets up, he hits the "Kamikaze Krash". He quickly runs to the corner, and hits "Bombs Away". ]

Steve: HOLY CRAP! GO FOR THE COVER KID!

[ Kamikaze quickly rolls into the cover. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

[ The crowd erupts as the bell rings. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... KAMIKAZE!

[ Kamikaze rolls out of the ring and hugs Dr. Rebecca Saint out of joy. ]

Phil: What a great win for Kamikaze!

Steve: Indeed. Perhaps this shows that he can do well in SFT.

[ The scene fades to the backstage area. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: KAMIKAZE!

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B A C K S T A G E

[ We see Nathan Gust sitting backstage, minding his own business when he has a knock on his door. ]

Nathan Gust: Come in.

[ As the door opens, a very different yet familiar man comes in. Two time RWA Universal Champion Kid Krist walks into the door and shakes hands with Nathan Gust. ]

Nathan Gust: So, you're finally coming to SFT?

Kid Krist: Yep, and damn, is it going to rule.

Nathan Gust: Word. Here's the contract I prepared for you.

[ Krist reads over the contract, then signs it. ]

Kid Krist: There, now I'm a part of SFT.

Nathan Gust: Yes, you sure are.

Kid Krist: And I'm gonna be a lot better then anyone else ever has been in SFT.

Nathan Gust: Well...

Kid Krist: Oh yeah, I'm the fuckin' man and no one can compare to me. I'm one of the best wrestlers in the world damnit!

Nathan Gust: I'm not so su-

Kid Krist: I mean, c'mon, no one else in SFT can say they've scored a pinfall on Shawn Walsh. Well, yet, but that's besides the point. I mean, after all, who cares if-

Nathan Gust: Alright! That's enough talking! You wanna talk a lot?! Good for you. Prove you're good, cause you've got OutbreaK tonight.

Kid Krist: Alright, fine, I don't care if I don't have my gear with me tonight, I'll take that monster to hell and back.

Nathan Gust: Good for you. You'll also be facing him in a No Disqualification Match.

Kid Krist: Fine, I'll take that match, and I'll PROVE to you that I'm better then him damnit.

[ Krist walks out slamming the door. Nathan Gust laughs as the scene fades to the ring. ]

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Kid Krist versus OutbreaK
[ No Disqualification Match ]

[ "Mouth For War" by Pantera plays as OutbreaK makes his way to the ring. He walks down the ramp and slides in, waiting for Kid Krist. Then "Ask The Angels" by The Distillers plays as Kid Krist makes his way to the ring with a kendo stick. He slides in and ducks under a clothesline from OutbreaK. Krist then hits a sleeper drop on OutbreaK using the kendo stick. ]

Phil: Krist is looking good so far.

Steve: He's got quite a mouth though. I wonder if that'll serve him well.

[ Krist then goes under the ring and gets a garbage can. Krist throws the can over the top ropes. Then Krist slides in, and kicks OutbreaK in the gut, and hits a flipping neckbreaker through the garbage can. Krist then hits a spilt legged moonsault. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

Phil: Kick out! Close call for OutbreaK there! And a nice move by Krist!

Steve: He's a very athletic wrestler. I'll give him that.

[ Krist then stomps on OutbreaK. OutbreaK tries to clothesline Krist, but he ducks under and hits a backdrop. ]

Phil: Nice move!

[ Krist superkicks OutbreaK as he stands up, but it makes him just fall into the ropes, so Krist kicks him in the gut, STUNNER! But OutbreaK still doesn't fall, but he walks right into a powerbomb set up into a sharp backbreaker. ]

Steve: Holy crap! Krist Bomb on OutbreaK! What a display of power from this lightweight!

[ Krist then goes quickly into the cover. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

Chimpo: The winner of this match... Kid Krist!

[ The bell rings. Krist smiles at his victory as "Ask The Angels" by The Distillers plays. Krist jumps over the top ropes and slaps hands with people in the crowd as he leaves. The scene fades. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: KID KRIST!

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B A C K S T A G E

[ The scene opens to the backstage area to see Shawn Walsh walking through the halls. Suddenly, Jalie Dumas runs up to him from behind and taps him on the shoulder. Shawn ignores her and continues to walk. She talks to him, regardless of not having his attention. ]

Jalie Dumas: Listen, Shawn, I know you left No Authority and all... but you know how I am... I'll follow you on any decision you decide to make, okay?

[ Walsh ignores her and keeps walking. She taps his shoulder again. ]

Jalie Dumas: Okay?

[ Walsh stops and then turns around to face her. ]

Shawn Walsh: You'll follow me on any decision I make, huh?

Jalie Dumas: Yes.

[ Shawn smirks. ]

Shawn Walsh: Follow THIS!

[ Walsh springs forward, kicking Jalie in the chin with the Lightning Sensation! Jalie flies backwards and into a table just before falling down to the floor. ]

Shawn Walsh: Bitch.

[ Walsh shakes his head and walks off as the crowd in the arena boos. The scene goes to Nathan Gust, who is sitting in his office disappointed. ]

Nathan Gust: Great. This is just great. Jalie Dumas can't move and Adam Payne isn't here. I guess that means the match between Shawn Walsh and Sean Lane is the finals of the tournament. That means... that the winner of tonight's main event... is the new Strike Fantasy Towers World Light Heavyweight Champion. Oh joy! Well... it's main event time!

[ The scene fades. ]

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B A C K S T A G E

[ The scene switches to the locker room area. We see “Pure Money” Kris Ryder and his agent, Cody Berntsen, walking out of a locker room. The camera zooms in to reveal that the locker room door reads “THE REGULATORS”. ]

Phil: What is up with Kris Ryder and The Regulators lately?

Steve: It almost seems like they are working as a team to take out No Authority... but the last time I checked, they were sworn enemies.

[ As Kris and Cody turn a corner, they come face-to-face with “The Answer” Shawn Walsh, who is wearing a Triumvirate tee shirt. Kris and Shawn stand toe-to-toe and get right in each other’s faces, staring each other down. ]

Phil: This could get ugly real fast, folks.

[ Shawn laughs under his breath, and walks away. Kris cocks his head sideways and watches him leave, a very serious look on his face. As Walsh walks away, you can hear him say one thing. ]

Shawn Walsh: Psh... RAGulators...

[ The scene fades to the ringside area for the main event. ]

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Shawn Walsh versus Sean Lane
[ Standard Match ]
-- Lightweight Championship --

[ "The Way You Like It" by Adema begins to play as Sean Lane walks out to the fans' approval. ]

Chimpo: Making his way to the ring first... weighing in at 225 pounds... SEAN LANE!

[ The fans cheer as Lane walks down the ramp. Before he slides into the ring, "Dead Wrong (remix)" by Notorious B.I.G. featuring Eminem plays as Shawn Walsh walks out. The fans boo him as he walks down the ramp arrogantly. ]

Chimpo: Coming to the ring now... weighing in at 195 pounds... SHAWN WALSH!

Phil: Well... if this was a size competition... Lane would certainly win. I'm not sure, though. Walsh has been pretty good since he first came to SFT.

Steve: Sure... but Lane has too. Remember... he's a former Intercontinental Champion.

Phil: Yeah... I remember...

Steve: Hey... this is the final match of the tournament. The winner is the new Lightweight Champ!

Phil: I forgot all about that. Wow.

[ Walsh slides into the ring and the two wrestlers look at each other. The bell rings and they tie up. Back and forth they go with go-behind wristlocks. Finally, Walsh pushes Lane into the ropes. On his way back, both men have the same idea as they go for clotheslines. They both connect and they both go down to the mat. Both men slowly begin to get to their feet, but Walsh crawls over to Lane and scores a low blow. ]

Steve: Shawn Walsh, ever the opportunist.

[ Shawn jumps to his feet and plants Lane with a crucifix DDT. Lane lies on the mat, and it looks like he may have hurt his neck. Walsh makes his way to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He signals to the crowd, but when they boo him, he gives them all the middle finger. He leaps off the turnbuckle and goes for an asai moonsault, but Lane rolls out of the way just in time. Walsh lands on the canvas and hurts his ribs. ]

Phil: Now Sean Lane has to capitalize!

[ Lane rolls over and drapes his arm over the chest of Shawn Walsh. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

Steve: Kick out by Walsh! That was about two and three quarters!

[ Both men just lie on the mat, in pain. Suddenly, two men come walking down the ramp holding steel chairs. ]

Phil: Oh no, look who’s here.

Steve: That’s Kris Ryder and his agent, Cody Berntsen!

Phil: And they have brought some enforcers with them.

[ Kris and Cody look as if they are about to slide into the ring with the chairs, but instead, they set them up a few feet from the ring and sit down in them. ]

Steve: What the...

[ Walsh raises his head off the mat and notices Kris and Cody, and slowly climbs to his feet using the ropes. He gives them a very confused look, and does not realize that Sean Lane is standing up behind him. Lane rolls Walsh up in a schoolboy pin and the referee counts. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

Phil: SEAN LANE HAS DONE IT! HE HAS BEATEN SHAWN WALSH, AND IS THE NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Steve: No thanks to Kris Ryder and his dragged up “agent” over there! Cody should be in a mental institution, and everybody knows it!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: SEAN LANE!

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C L O S I N G

[ Kris Ryder and Cody stand from their chairs and begin to walk backwards up the ramp, smiling. As they walk through the curtain, Sean Lane is awarded the Lightweight Title. As he celebrates, he doesn't see Walsh getting to his feet. Lane goes to exit the ring, Walsh standing behind him. As soon as Sean gets a foot in between the ropes, Zone Capone steps out from the backstage area. Lane looks back at Walsh and then at Zone and is about to jump out of the ring to make a break through the crowd when he spots Blade walking towards the ringside area through the sea of fans. Lane looks at the three members of the Triumvirate and steps back into the ring. Walsh rushes Lane as Zone runs down the ramp and Blade hopes the crowd barrier, both sliding into the ring. Walsh kicks Lane in the stomach, bending him over and then delivers Blackout! Walsh nods at Zone who then grabs Lane and lifts him up into powerbomb position. Zone then flings himself backwards and nails a powerbomb to flapjack move on "The Sweetness"! Blade then nods at Zone right before heading to the top rope and then flies off nailing the Smartbomb! The three stomp down on Lane until suddenly... "Now You're Fucked..." "Push It" by Static-X plays as Michael Pettis, along with Damien Sparks, Triple X, Blake Matthews, Amp, Rico Smith, Bobby, Kamikaze, and Justin Paige walk out from the back. ]

Steve: Here come the reinforcements!

[ Pettis leads them down to the ring and motions for them to stop at the apron. The leader of No Authority climbs into the ring and gets right in the face of Blade as Zone and Walsh just look on. Blade flashes a sarcastic smile when Pettis goes to swing at him. Blade blocks it and then nails a punch of his own, sending Pettis down to the mat! ]

Phil: Standing up to Blade was short lived!

[ Kamikaze, Bobby, and Paige quickly slide into the ring. Kamikaze is quickly met with a Lightning Sensation as Blade makes short work of Paige with the Silver Bullet. Zone wastes no time in kicking Bobby in the chest and then nailing a brainbuster DDT! The five No Authority members on the outside look in as Lane starts to squirm on the mat. The remaining NA members then rush the ring. The Triumvirate thinks quickly and slides out and walks around the ring to the ramp. Walsh taunts his former friends as "Princes of the Universe" by Queen begins to play. Zone heads to the back first, as Blade slowly makes his way through the crowd. Walsh walks backwards up the ramp and flicks the NA members off just before going backstage. No Authority begins to check on Lane and Pettis. As the mayhem is being cleaned up, we go to Phil and Steve. ]

Steve: Well folks... we saw some crazy shit tonight. Next week's episode can only be crazier.

Phil: Sadly... that is true. It seems that every week is better than the previous. I guess that's how it will always be.

Steve: I guess it's time for tonight's episode to end. Right?

Phil: Yeah. Good night... I guess.

[ The "Copyright 2003" appears on the screen, but the show isn't over. "Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence plays as Vice President Nathan Gust walks out. ]

Nathan Gust: I'm sorry to prolong this episode of Titans... but I have a few things to say. First of all... I have a message for Erik Dean. This is the second week in a row that you haven't shown up for work. If you don't show up next week, I'm going to have to have a little talk with Shadow and Big T about your future as Commissioner of SFT and Assistant Producer of Tuesday Night Titans. As for the big surprise that Big T and Shadow have for me... I guess we'll have to wait until next week to find out what it is. For Phil Stevens... Steve Philips... OutbreaK... James Dupre... and Chimpo the Chimp... I'm Nathan Gust saying good night and good fight. I hope I don't get sued for saying that. Oh well. Good night.

[ The show fades to the credits. ]

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C R E D I T S

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