{MARCH FOURTH}

FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

[ Pyro shoots off as TNT blares over the PA for the Titans opening. We then cut into the arena and see a packed house full of screaming fans with signs like "I am A Walsh-a-Holic" and " Can you feel the Dogg Byte". We then cut over to the announce table were Phil Stevens and Steve Philips are standing by. ]

Phil: Welcome everyone to another great episode of Titans!

Steve: That's right, Phil. Tonight you will see an awesome triple threat match up... as well as a match between two great legends such as Black and JAM.

Phil: Also tonight... we will find out who is the number one contender to the United States Title... and we'll crown a new Television Champion!

Steve: And also last week we heart from our Vice President that if Erik Dean does not show up tonight that he will be fired. I wonder what'll happen to the Dean.

[ The cameras then cut the parking lot were Nathan Gust is standing by with OutbreaK. ]

Nathan Gust: You think he will show up tonight?

[ Outbreak just stares at Gust with an empty look on his face. ]

Nathan Gust: Yeah. You're right. He won't show up. Such a shame too. I really liked him. I guess I will go make the call to Big T.

[ The cameras then cut back to Phil and Steve. ]

Phil: Did you hear that?

Steve: Looks like we will be having a new Commissioner.

Phil: I fear who it might be. We all know that Nathan Gust is friends with guys like Darrell Victory, Cody Berntsen, and Michael Pettis. Any one of those assholes could be the new Commissioner.

Steve: Maybe it'll be one of us! That would rule all!

Phil: I doubt that.

[ The scene goes to the locker room. ]

B A C K S T A G E

[ Slayer is seen talking to Twiztid when all of a sudden his cell phone goes off, Slayer goes to answer it. ]

Slayer: Hello? Yeah. I hear yeah. Man that sucks. You want me to come down there with you? You sure? I wish you the best. You and your family will be in my prayers.

Twiztid: Who was that?

Slayer: Do you know were Gust is at?

Twiztid: Last time I herd he was in his office.

[ Slayer walks out of the locker room and down the hall. We then cut back to Phil and Steve. ]

Angelica versus Kid Krist versus Travis Hardy
[ Standard Triple Threat Match ]

Steve: I wonder who that was.

Phil: I don't know, but it sounded kind of important. Anyway... our first match is about to start.

Steve: That's right, we have a triple threat match up with the lovely Angelica, Travis Hardy, and former RWA superstar and the pimp of the nation Kid Krist.

[ "We Die Young" by Alice In Chains blares over the PA. As the lights dim down pyro shoots off, a bright white light shines over the stage. Angelica then steps out from the backstage area, onto the stage, and into the light. She is greeted with a mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly boos. Angelica slowly walks down to the ring, she stares at the crowd as she walks down and enters the ringside area. Angelica then climbs into the ring and stares at the ramp way waiting for her opponents. ]

Phil: What an entrance from this stunning beauty.

[ "Ask The Angels" by The Distillers hits the PA and the crowd seems to be loving it as they begin to cheer. Red pyro shoots off and Kid Krist enters the stage area. It is there that he is greeted with cheers from the crowd. Kid Krist then looks around at the crowd and begins to jump around and make his way down the ramp and into the stage area. He looks into the ring and stairs at Angelica a bit. ]

Steve: It's the Pimp of the Nation. I wonder if he will be pimping tonight.

Phil: Steve, that man is always pimping.

[ Then, "Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence blasts over the PA and the crowd goes nuts at Vice President Nathan Gust steps out from the back and onto the stage area with a microphone. ]

Nathan Gust: ¡Corte mi música! I have just been informed that due to family emergencies... Travis Hardy will not be here tonight for his match. So... this match tonight will be a one on one contest. Good luck to both of you and we wish Hardy the best of luck. Now... lets get it on!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: NOBODY!

Angelica versus Kid Krist
[ Standard Singles Match ]

[ Senior Referee James Dupre calls for the bell and the match begins as Gust walks to the back. Kid Krist slides into the ring and Angelica starts to stomp on the back of Krist, but Krist then rotates his body and hits a leg sweep, sending Angelica to the mat. Krist jumps back to his feet and picks up Angelica by the hair and brings her to her feet. Krist then hits a German Suplex, sending her to the mat. Krist then runs to the ropes and jumps at the top rope, grabs on to it, and hits a moonsault and connects to Angelica, Referee Dupre starts a count. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

Phil: Kick out by Angelica.

Steve: I really though it was over there.

[ Krist gets back to his feet and brings angelica back to her feet, and whips her to the rope, as Angelica comes back Krist lowers his back, Angelica come back and stops, knees Krist in the head and hits a hard DDT connecting Krist head to the mat. Angelica goes for a pin, but doesn't even get a one count. Angelica then walks over to the turnbuckles and climbs off, she launches off trying to hit a Swanton Bomb, but Krist moves out of the way and Angelica lands on her back hard. She starts to roll around on the mat holding her back. ]

Steve: That had to hurt.

Phil: I bet it did.

[ Krist gets back to his feet and walks over to the fallen Angelica, Krist starts to stomp on her back. Krist then lifts her up to her feet, Krist winks at her and then knees her in the gut, Krist then whips her to the corner, Krist then runs like a bull to the corner and connects and drives a hard elbow to the gut of Angelica. Angelica then falls to the floor and her head is leaning on the bottom turnbuckles. krist then backs up a ways back. He then runs at her and hits a bronco buster and keeps jumping up and down. ]

Steve: Ouch. Poor angelica.

Phil: Damn. Such beauty should not be treated in such a way.

[ Krist lets go of hit and backs off. Angelica looks like she just got done with a bowl. Kist then starts to laugh and walks over to her and brings her back to her feet. Krist then starts to walks around her and starts to check her out. Krist then comes back around to the front and knees her in the gut, he then sets her up for The Krist Bomb. Krist then goes for the pin and Referee Dupre then starts a count. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

[ Mr. White calls for the bell and the match has been awarded to Kid Krist. ]

Chimpo: And your winner is... KID KRIST!

[ "Ask The Angels" by The Distillers hits and he begins to walk up the ramp. ]

Steve: What a great match that was.

Phil: I must help Angelica. She is hurt.

Steve: Just back off man. Let her go. I'm sure Kid Krist will be pimping her in no time.

Phil: Word.

[ The scene fades to the backstage area. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: KID KRIST!

B A C K S T A G E

[ We go to the parking lot of the arena, where Kalissa Sanders - the manager of Blake Matthews - has just arrived. As she's walking from the limo while looking inside of her purse, Senior Referee James Dupre runs up to her. Kalissa looks at Dupre with a confused look on her face. He stands there for a moment, trying to catch his breath and then looks up at her and begins to speak. ]

James Dupre: You're Kalissa Sanders right?

Kalissa Sanders: Yes I am. You must be...

James Dupre: No time for small talk. You're Blake Matthews'... girlfriend... manager... whatever. Either way... you have some affiliation with him right?

Kalissa Sanders: Yes I do.

James Dupre: Well if you were smart, you would get back in that limo and leave this arena.

Kalissa Sanders: Excuse me?

James Dupre: Didn't you see what happened to Blake on Slaughter?

Kalissa Sanders: I was out of town because I had to a attend a funeral. I haven't spoken with Blake since last Friday.

James Dupre: Well just to inform you, if you don't get out of here, you might be attending your own.

Kalissa Sanders: Huh? What?

James Dupre: Let me put it to you this way. Blake got his ass kicked on Slaughter by No Authority. Somehow... he made these mistakes and he has been kicked out, literally. Since you are affiliated with him, I'm sure they'll be after you as well. And...

[ Before James can finish his sentence, Michael Pettis and Amp appear behind Kalissa. Dupre runs off as Kalissa looks at him in confusion. She just shakes her head and turns around to go back to the limo, but bumps right into Amp. Kalissa looks up and a nervous look comes upon her face. ]

Amp: How ya doing Kalissa? Seen Blake lately?

Kalissa Sanders: Just leave me alone alright.

Amp: Oh no. I can't do that Kalissa. Not after what your little man did to No Authority.

Michael Pettis: Yes. We knew all along what he was plotting to do and that is why he is somewhere licking his wounds.

Amp: See, you should of told Blake not to fuck with us, but did ya? Nah, because you're not a good manager in the first place.

Kalissa Sanders: Where is Blake? What did you do with him?

Amp: Ha ha ha. We don't know where he is and could careless. But when you find him...

[ Amp grabs Kalissa roughly by the arm and holds her chin tightly with his bare hand to where her eyes look into his. ]

Amp: Tell him that soon that title that he is walking around with, I mean limping with will soon be mine. After I beat Damien tonight, I will finish the rest of my business with Blake in the ring...

[ With that, Amp let's go of Kalissa and pushes her to the ground as him and Pettis walk off laughing as the scene goes back to the ringside area. ]

Dave Van Dam versus Georgie Gunz
[ Standard Match ]

[ "In the Light" by DC Talk begins to play. ]

Chimpo: Introducing first... the sole Tag Team Champions... DAVE VAN DAM!

[ Dave Van Dam comes out with both of his titles. As he raises them into the air, a chair slams across his back. The chair is being held by Amp. Amp smiles as he picks up DVD. He carries Dave down the ramp and he slides him into the ring. Amp climbs to the top turnbuckle and he delivers his High Velocity to his former tag team partner. As he leaves laughing, "Bring It On" by Terror Squad begins to play. ]

Chimpo: Coming to the ring at this time... GEORGIE GUNZ!

[ As Amp gets to the top of the ram, Gunz walks out. The two meet on the stage and Amp extends a hand. Gunz smiles and he kicks Amp in the gut. He lifts him up and delivers his Facebreaker to Amp right off of the stage, sending him straight through several tables. Gunz walks down the ramp as Emergency Medical Technicians rush out to help Amp. ]

Phil: That was fun... sort of. This match will be an easy one for Gunz. His opponent is already down.

[ Gunz gets to the ring and he slides in. He looks down at Dave Van Dam, contemplating what to do. He helps Dave up. Gunz raises Dave's arm. Both men are smiling. ]

Steve: I'm confused. Is Gunz the new partner of Dave Van Dam?

[ Dave suddenly turns Gunz to him and he delivers a swift DDT. ]

Phil: I guess not.

[ The bell rings and Dave drops a leg on Gunz, forcing his shoulders down. ]

James Dupre: 1... no!

[ Dave allows Gunz to get up. He stands in front of Gunz, smacking him across the face a few times. As Dave swings again, Gunz shoots up and he grabs Dave's arm. He shakes his head before he clotheslines DVD. As he stands up, DVD pops to his feet with great ease. ]

Steve: This fool can't sell shit.

Phil: What?!

Steve: Oops! Not supposed to say that on television. I... uhh... meant... nothing. Hey... look...

[ Gunz raises his arms into the air, not seeing DVD. Dave goes to elbow Gunz in the back of the head, but Gunz moves out of the way. He turns Dave to him and delivers his Sharpshooter powerbomb, causing Dave Van Dam to tap out. The bell rings and Mr. Dupre raises Gunz's arm. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... GUNZ!

[ Gunz raises his arms into the air, not seeing DVD. Dave goes to elbow Gunz in the back of the head, but Gunz moves out of the way. He turns Dave to him and delivers his Sharpshooter powerbomb, causing Dave Van Dam to tap out. The bell rings and Mr. Dupre raises Gunz's arm. "Bring It On" by Terror Squad plays as Gunz leaves the ring victoriously, the fans cheering for him all the way. ]

Phil: What a win for Gunz. Coming up next... Black versus JAM! Oh joy!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: GEORGIE GUNZ!

B A C K S T A G E

[ The camera cuts to outside the arena. We see Twister standing alone in the parking lot. Finally, after about three minutes of waiting, Rachel Pitt walks up to him. ]

Twister: Hello... Rachel.

Rachel Pitt: What do you want?

Twister: I really like you.

[ Twister smiles goofily just before blushing. ]

Rachel Pitt: Eh... that's nice, Twister.

Twister: Now that we've cleared that up... I wanna show you something I bought you.

Rachel Pitt: You shouldn't have. That's kind of... sweet.

Twister: Yeah well...

[ Twister blushes again as he looks through a bag and suddenly pulls out a shirt. ]

Twister: Here you go.

[ Rachel takes the shirt and looks at it. She notices the size is extra large. ]

Rachel Pitt: Why did you get me an extra large?

Twister: I figured it would fit just right! I mean you aren't skinny, but that's okay.

[ Rachel throws the shirt in Twisters face. ]

Rachel Pitt: You freak! Get away from me.

[ Pitt begins to walk away as Twister chases her. ]

Twister: Wait! I'm sorry. I'll buy you a Double Whopper. I know you'll like that.

[ Suddenly, Rachel turns around and looks at Twister. ]

Twister: You couldn't resist me could ya?

[ Pitt punches Twister and begins to walk away. ]

Rachel Pitt: So now you think I like to eat a lot, too!

Twister: Rachel, wait! Oh darn... I screwed up again!

[Twister looks down to the ground, in disgust of himself as the camera cuts off. ]

Black versus JAM
[ Standard Match ]

[ As the scene goes back to the ring, both Black and JAM are in the ring. The bell sounds, but before they advance on each other, we hear "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot. Out comes Incubus and Shadow. Shadow stands there at the rampway as Incubus comes walking down alone. JAM and Black just look on not moving an inch. ]

Phil: What's going on?

Steve: We’re about to find out.

[ Incubus is in the ring as he looks at JAM and then Black. He looks over his shoulder to Shadow and then extends to each man a DeadPac tee shirt. ]

Phil: I guess Incubus and Shadow are asking both JAM and Black to go back home.

[ JAM and Black hesitate but for a moment then take the shirts, they don't celebrate or anything. They just walk up the rampway to meet Shadow. They stand there for a second, each looking at one another, and then they walk away together. ]

Steve: There's an unspoken bond within DeadPac members. Sometimes there's no need to speak. They just know each other so well.

Phil: I hear that. The Pac continues to get stronger and stronger as time goes by. No Authority is in major trouble now that Black and JAM are part of the DeadPac.

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: NOBODY!

Damien Casanova versus Amp
[ #1 Contendership for United States Title ]

[ The lights go out in the arena. "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to play. Damien Casanova slowly walks to the ring. He slides into the ring and waits. ]

Chimpo: Already in the ring... representing Victory Is Pain... DAMIEN CASANOVA!

[ "Poem" by Taproot begins to play, but nobody walks out. ]

Steve: Um... yeah...

[ Amp then walks out with crutches and a microphone. He lifts the mic. ]

Amp: After the brutal and uncalled for attack by Gunz... I have been told by my doctor that I am not physically fit to wrestle here tonight. I'd love to win contendership and take out Blake Matthews... but that'll have to wait.

[ The fans begin to cheer, but not for Amp. They see Dave Van Dam standing behind him, but Amp doesn't. Dave hits a running bulldog on Amp onto the stage. He then picks Amp up and he carries him to the ring. ]

Chimpo: Being carried to the ring at this time... representing No Authority... AMP!

[ Dave slides Amp into the ring and the bell rings. Damien gets Amp up and he delivers a high impact powerbomb to Amp right over the top rope. Mr. Dupre begins the count. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!

[ The bell rings and Damien Casanova leaves the ring before Mr. Dupre can raise his arm. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... the new number one contender for the United States Title... DAMIEN CASANOVA!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: DAMIEN CASANOVA!

Justin Paige versus Kamikaze
[ Television Title Match ]

[ "Original Prankster" by the Offspring starts playing over the PA system. Kamikaze comes out followed by Dr. Rebecca Saint. He's jumping around and making his way down the ramp flipping the crowd off. He climbs into the ring and jumps onto a turnbuckle. He sticks his arms out and pretends he's an airplane. Then he jumps down and snaps his fingers and points at two turnbuckles and pyros go off of those two turnbuckles. ]

Phil: Well that was a good entrance by Kamikaze.

[ The lights in the arena fade to a low, red glow. Suddenly, "Play God" by Spineshank hits and fire explodes from the ramp as Justin Paige walks down the isle. Some fans try to shake his hand, but he just laughs and ignores them. He just climbs into the ring. Paige then runs at Kami, but Kami ducks Paige' clothesline and bounces off the other ropes. Kami comes back with a flying forearm and Paige falls to the mat. Paige bounces right back up and goes right after Kami. Kami grabs Paige by the head and slams him face first onto the turnbuckle. Kami hits a few right hands then launches Paige to the other turnbuckle. Kami charges Paige looking for a body splash but Kami gets the boot up and Kami hits it face first. Kami bounces away as Paige uses the top rope to pull himself onto the turnbuckle. Paige waits for Kami to turn around, then jumps off the second rope and catches Kami in a tornado DDT. Paige hooks the leg and Referee James Dupre goes down for the count. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

[ Kami gets the shoulder up. ]

Steve: Oh so close.

Phil: We almost had a new Television Champion.

[ Paige gets a little steamed and quickly lifts Kami back to his feet. He throws Kami to the ropes and tries to deliver a back toss. Kami lands on his feet, and waits for Paige to turn around. When he does Kami catches him in the face with a snap kick, sending Paige staggering to the ropes. Kami bounces off the other ropes and hits Paige with a sharp drop kick. Paige falls through the ropes but hangs on long enough to catch his balance and not fall to the outside. Kami doesn't realize this and spins away to gather himself. Kami turns around to see Paige trying to use the ropes to catapult himself into the ring. Paige goes for a double ax handle but Kami has time to react and hits a belly to belly suplex. Kami then crawls over and makes a cover. Referee Dupre goes to count.

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

[ Justin Paige kicks out. ]

Steve: Damn we almost had a new champ again.

Phil: This match is starting to get good

[ Kami sort of argues with James Dupre but he doesn't allow it to distract him. Kami brings Paige to his side and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Kami lifts Paige straight into the air but balances him above for a minute. Kami then drops Paige to the mat and rolls over on top of him for a jack hammer suplex. Kami makes another cover, this time sticking his leg between Paige's for leverage. James Dupre goes down again. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

[ Paige gets a shoulder up. ]

Steve: Holy dear mother of Christ this is getting close.

Phil: Your right about that Steve.

[ Kami seems a little more angry this time but goes back to work. He let's Paige get back to his feet, then starts with the right hands. Kami continuously hits Paige until he is right near the ropes. Kami looks to hit Paige over the ropes, but Paige suddenly blocks the punch and starts with some right hands of his own. Paige backs Kami to the ropes, then bounces him off of them. He grabs Kami by the arm and spins him right into an Olympic suplex. Paige then quickly hops to the outside to the apron, then uses the ropes to propel himself into a body splash. He hurts himself a little and takes a second to get his wind back. Paige then falls backwards onto Kami and hooks one of his legs. James Dupre makes the count.

James Dupre: 1... 2... no!

[ Kami barely gets his shoulder up. ]

Steve: They just don't give up.

Phil: Not when there is gold on the line.

[ Paige is getting angry now, Paige gets back to his feet and brings Kami with him. He drags Kami over to the corner and bring him to the top turnbuckle. Paige then climbs up and hits Kami with a few punches. Paige then goes for a superplex bug Kami wont budge. Kami then Hits a low blow to Paige sending him to the mat hard. Kami then stands up on the top turnbuckle and hits the Bombs Away and connects to Paige Mr. Dupre then starts a count.

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

[ Dupre calls for the bell and Chimpo brings Dupre the title. Dupre hands the title to Kamikaze. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... the NEW Television Champion... KAMIKAZE!

[ Kamikaze celebrates with the title as the scene fades to the backstage area. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: KAMIKAZE!

C L O S I N G

[ We see Vice President Nathan Gust in his office. Also there, we see Slayer sitting down on a chair. Gust then spins his chair around to address Slayer. ]

Nathan Gust: Do you have any idea on where Erik Dean is at tonight?

Slayer: I have not seen him in a few days. Last I saw him... was with Kevin last week at Wendy's.

Nathan Gust: Then he leaves me no choice. Thank you, Jason. Good luck tomorrow night.

[ The cameras follow Nathan as he leaves his office to go out to the ring. The scene cuts to the ringside area as "Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence begins to play. The fans cheer as he walks out onto the stage. He goes right down to the ring and he grabs a mic. ]

Nathan Gust: Last week... I made the announcement that Erik Dean had one week to show up to work. If he failed to do so... he would be fired. Guess what? He's not here tonight. I am sorry to do this... but Erik Dean has been relieved of his duties as Commissioner of Strike Fantasy Towers as well as Assistant Producer of Tuesday Night Titans. Now... as for the new Commissioner...

[ Before he finishes what he was saying, he sees something on the TitansTron. Out in the parking lot, we see a Dodge Viper pulling in. It stops and the door opens. We don't see who it is. All we see are black boots stepping out of the car. Gust seems a little shocked, though he doesn't know who it is. Moments later, "Funky Celie" by Black47 begins to play. Onto the stage comes Erik Dean, with a microphone in hand. ]

Erik Dean: Nate... I have been doing some soul searching. While I have been gone... I have found out who I am. I am somebody who will no longer be a fuck up... the black sheep of the staff... and all that shit. I have decided to go back to the wrestling aspect of this great company. I will wrestle a few matches, but I will not be leaving staff. I have something big in store for SFT. Now Nate... you can talk to Big T about all of this... as I already have done so. He has approved of this extension on my contract. So... it seems as if there is no new Commissioner. Erik Dean is here to stay. Good night everybody.

[ The scene fades to credits. ]

C R E D I T S

[ The show fades to black. ]

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