{MARCH ELEVENTH}

[ Pyro bursts and all that good stuff as another thrilling episode of Tuesday Night Titans begins. We go to the announcer's table, where we see Phil and Steve once again. ]

Phil: Well folks... it's that time again.

Steve: What time is it?

Phil: TNT TIME!

Steve: Okay... that was corny. Who writes this shit?

Phil: Mr. Gust and Mr. Dean...

Steve: Uh oh. I... uhh... didn't say anything. Yeah.

Phil: Uh huh... su-

[ He is cut off as the cameras go to the backstage area, where we see Nathan Gust and Erik Dean. Nathan looks worried. ]

Erik Dean: Dude... don't worry. Those threats mean nothing.

Nathan Gust: Nothing? The guy told you that he's coming here tonight to get me! That means nothing?!

Erik Dean: It's all good. You got me and OutbreaK to back you up. Plus... the two new guys who are joining the TNT Krew tonight.

Nathan Gust: I think that guy was serious, though.

Erik Dean: If he was, big deal. You'll be okay. You got plenty of back-up. Just sit back... relax... put your feet up. I'm going to make a big announcement.

Nathan Gust: Oh... you mean the...

Erik Dean: Yeah... that.

[ Erik looks into the camera and all of the fans can see him on the TitansTron. ]

Erik Dean: Ladies and gentlemen... there is a new addition to Tuesday Night Titans. This time... it's not a fancy set or new arena... or even a monkey for a ring announcer. It's an exclusive Tuesday Night Titans Championship!

[ The fans cheer. ]

Erik Dean: That's right, fans. This championship - as far as I know - is not affiliated with Strike Fantasy Towers. It is a production of TNT Incorporated. Here tonight... you will see a match to crown the first champion. The participants in the match are two carefully chosen members of the regulars on this show. They are... myself and OutbreaK! That's right, folks. I will be returning to the ring to take on the monstrous Outbreak in a match for the brand new TNT Championship! Isn't that exciting?

Nathan Gust: Yeah... sure...

[ Nathan still looks worried as the scene cuts to the hallway. ]

B A C K S T A G E

[ We see Zero standing against a wall. He is just simply staring down the corridors, blankly. Suddenly, fellow Triumvirate member Shawn Walsh comes running down the hall, stopping in front of the big man. He gulps and takes a deep breath, just before speaking. ]

Shawn Walsh: Hey... uh... Zero...

[ Zero glares at Shawn. ]

Shawn Walsh: Right... I noticed you have a match against Jalie tonight...

[ Zero grunts. ]

Shawn Walsh: Yeah... sure.... but anyway... care to give her an extra special beating after this match?

[ Zero places his hand over the face of Walsh, shoving him backwards and into the wall on the other side of the hallway. ]

Shawn Walsh: I didn't think so...

[ The scene fades to the ringside area. ]

Ravnos versus Violator
[ Standard Singles Match ]

[ The arena turns pitch black and a single white light shines down to the entrance. Ravnos steps out as "Shaft's Dead" by Isaac Hayes featuring Play Dead hits. Ignoring all else around him, he walks down to the ring. No bullshit pyro hits. No getting to know the fans. He just walks to finish his business. ]

Phil: What a great entrance.

[ "Lost In My Contraption" by CKY plays over the PA. Violator makes his way out and walks down the ramp as fireworks go off. Violator just enters the ring and he stares at Ravnos. ]

Steve: Look at them. They look like there going to kill each other.

[ We see both Violator and Ravnos circling each other in the center of the ring. Neither man takes their eyes of each other. Referee Dupre calls for the bell and as it rings, the match officially begins. Ravnos and Violator lock up. Ravnos grabs Violator's head and applies a headlock on him. He tries to tighten the pressure, but Violator steps back into the ropes and pushes Ravnos to the other side. Violator comes running back and Ravnos lies on the floor for Violator to jump over and head to the ropes again. Violator gets up and jumps over Ravnos and turns around as Ravnos comes back and clotheslines Violator to the ground. He connects with a quick elbow to the chest. He goes for the pin. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... NO!

[ Kick out by Violator. Ravnos picks up Violator and delivers a suplex to him. He picks up Violator and kicks him in the gut. ]

Phil: Ravnos so far has shown that he really wants this win.

Steve: Any normal human would want the win.

[ Ravnos runs off the ropes and goes for another clothesline, but Violator ducks under Ravnos and grabs him behind to hit a German suplex. Mr. Dupre counts again. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... NO!

[ Kick out by Ravnos. Violator picks up Ravnos and hits a DDT. He then starts to climb the turnbuckle to the top and goes for a leg drop, but Ravnos moves out of the way, and Violator hits the mat hard. Ravnos picks up Violator and gives a short arm clothesline. He picks him up and hits another short arm clothesline. He picks him up a third time, but Violator pushes Ravnos into the turnbuckle and shoulder thrusts him a few times before stepping back, and watching as Ravnos falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Violator then runs towards Ravnos and knees him in the head. ]

Phil: Ouch that has to hurt.

Steve: Yeah I bet it does.

[ Violator picks Ravnos back up and gives a few rights to the head. Violator then delivers an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. He goes for the pin. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... NO!

[ Kick out by Ravnos. Violator picks up Ravnos again and goes for another one, but Ravnos elbows him on the head and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Ravnos taunts the crowd as Violator slowly starts to get up. He notices Ravnos taunting and climbs on the apron. As soon as Ravnos turns around, Violator jumps over the apron and delivers a sunset flip to Ravnos. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... NO!

[ Kick out by Ravnos. Ravnos flips himself upward and grabs Violator's legs and gives the ankle lock to Violator. Violator starts to try and escape, but he can't. Mr. Dupre checks to see if Violator is tapping, but he isn't. Violator then jumps to the bottom ropes and grabs it. Mr. Dupre starts counting. ]

James Dupre: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4!

[ Ravnos releases the hold and immediately picks up Violator. Ravnos throws Violator over the top rope. Ravnos exits the ring as well and starts pounding on Violator from the outside. ]

Steve: What a match.

Phil: They are really giving it their all.

[ Ravnos grabs Violator and whips him into the steel steps. Ravnos picks up Violator again, but Violator knees Ravnos in the gut and clotheslines him to the ground. Violator starts stomping on Ravnos and then goes for an elbow drop, but Ravnos moves out of the way and Violator hits the concrete. Ravnos then grabs Violator and rolls him into the ring. Ravnos climbs the turnbuckle and launches of and hits his Death by Twilight. He makes the cover. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

Phil: Ravnos wins!

Steve: Who the hell is that running down to the ring? It's SwitchBlade!

[ Switchblade comes running down to the ring with two chairs. He slides into the ring and throws one chair to Ravnos. When Violator gets back to his feet, Ravnos and Switchblade set up both chairs and they hit a a Con-Chair-To. Violator goes falling to the floor and Switchblade exits the ring. Ravnos is left in the ring staring down at the fallen Violator. ]

Steve: Holy hell that had to hurt.

Phil: Why did he do that though?

Steve: Nobody but Switchblade knows for sure.

[ As Switchblade is at the top of the ramp, Ravnos leaves the ring. Halfway up the ramp, Ravnos sees Switchblade get knocked out. He runs to the top of the ramp, but nobody's there. "Redeemer" by Marilyn Manson begins to play and Ravnos looks around. He faces the TitansTron as he sees a man standing on the frame of it. The small masked man dives off and he takes down Ravnos. ]

Phil: Wait a second. He looks familiar.

Steve: That's Rylos from the old RWA!

[ Rylos gets Ravnos up and he delivers The Redeemer. He picks up a microphone. ]

Rylos: This man right here... is a fake. His claims of vampirism... are false. While he claims to be a vampire... I know that I'm a vampire. Ravnos, don't ever fuck with something you know nothing about.

[ Rylos drops the microphone on the ground as he walks backstage. ]

Phil: That was fun.

Steve: Coming up next is a match between Jalie Dumas and Zero. But first... a special announcement by the two newest members of the Tuesday Night Titans Krew!

[ The scene goes to the backstage area, where we see two men in dark cloaks dancing around a fire. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: RAVNOS!

B A C K S T A G E

[ The smaller of the two men stops dancing. He pulls off his hood, revealing that he is "The Pimp of the Nation" Kid Krist. ]

Kid Krist: Dude... what the fuck are we doing?

[ The other man pulls off his hood, revealing that he is "The Fuckin' Drunk One" Rumpke. ]

Rumpke: I don't know. I think we were trying to be cool.

Kid Krist: Try? Shit. We're the coolest people on the planet. Hit me.

Rumpke: Uhh...

[ Rumpke looks confused. He punches Kid Krist in the face. ]

Kid Krist: Ouch! I didn't mean you should actually hit me. I meant... hit me with a drink.

Rumpke: Oh!

[ Rumpke goes over to the bar on the opposite side of the room and he mixes a drink for Kid Krist. He takes it back over to him and he smashes the glass over Krist's head. ]

Kid Krist: Damn it! That's not what I meant.

Rumpke: Sorry man. I'm too fuckin' drunk right now.

Kid Krist: I understand. But hey... you gotta stay sober. You're the new Tuesday Night Titans Krew Bartender.

Rumpke: Oh yeah. I forgot.

Kid Krist: I'm the new Tuesday Night Titans Krew Pimp. We have titles now so we rule.

Rumpke: Titles? Shit. I didn't know we won them yet.

Kid Krist: We didn't win the Tag Team Titles yet. We are just part of the TNT Krew now.

Rumpke: Word to my mother. Wait... no. It's... umm...

Kid Krist: Forget it. Lets go find the Deanster and the Gusticle.

Rumpke: Fo bizzle my whistle. Derrr... no...

[ The two drunkards leave the room laughing as they go in search of their bosses. The cameras go to the ringside area, where another great match is about to begin. ]

R I N G S I D E

[ Before either competitor can come out, "Funky Celie" by Black47 plays. The fans cheer as Commissioner Erik Dean walks out with a microphone. ]

Erik Dean: The following match between Jalie Dumas and Zero... is now a Suspended Chair Match!

[ He points to the ring, where a chair is being lowered from the rafters. Dean walks to the ring and he pulls a ladder out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and he sets it up in the center. He then takes a seat next to Phil. ]

Phil: Why did you set up the ladder?

Erik Dean: I'm just trying to help the sexiest wrestler in Strike Fantasy Towers history.

Steve: Zero?!

Erik Dean: Hell no! I'm talking about Jalie Dumas!

Phil: Oh yeah. She's fine.

Steve: Enough about Jalie fucking Dumas!

Phil: Oh... fucking Dumas... hmm...

[ Steve slaps Phil in the back of his head. "Keep Away" by Godsmack then begins to play as Jalie "Blaze" Dumas walks out onto the stage. ]

Jalie Dumas versus Zero
[ Suspended Chair Match ]

[ The lights fade to nonexistence and three white spotlights search the arena. They conform together at the ramp and a loud white-walled explosion rocks the arena ramp. "Fight Music" begins and Zero walks from the back, facing the ring. As Zero reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope, gets to his feet and then walks over and starts to lean on the corner awaiting his opponent. Suddenly six sets of red pyro go off as "Keep Away" by Godsmack blares over the PA system. The crowd begins to boo tremendously as Jalie steps out from behind the curtain. She smirks and saunters down to the ring, sliding inside and bouncing off the ropes when she is hit with a devastating from Zero, sending her hard to the canvas. Upon seeing this, the ref quickly calls for the bell and the start of the match. ]

Erik Dean: What a cheap shot by Zero!

Phil: Well it's safe to say his name damn sure fits him.

Steve: Man I could have swore that we were suppose to be unbiased. Why didn't you guys just come to ringside wearing "I LOVE JALIE" shirts?

[ Zero then reaches down and grabs Jalie by the hair gets her to her feat, Irish whips here into the ropes, and attempts another clothesline, but Jalie duck, bounces off the other side, and hit a drop kick right to the chin of Zero sending him tumbling through the ring ropes and out to the arena floor reaches down. As he starts to get to his feet, Jalie once again bounces off the ring ropes, dives through the rope and connects with a body press sending both wrestlers crashing into the barracked. As the ref climbs out the ring, finally we can see the chair being lowered from the ceiling to the center of the ring. As the ref checks on both wrestler, Jalie it the first to move and the first to see the chair hanging from the ceiling, upon seeing this, she crawls over to the ring and starts to look under it for something. ]

Steve: What the hell is she looking for, her contact?

Phil: You know you can be a real jerk sometime.

Steve: did you just call me a jerk. I haven’t heard that word since the 80’s.

[ Jalie then appears from under the ring pulling out a ladder. As she gets the ladder to a standing position, suddenly Zero bull rushes her from behind causing her to ram face first into the ladder as it smacks up against the ring post. The move not only knocks her to the ground but it instantly lacerates Jalie forehead, as we see blood dripping down her face. Seeing this Zero moves in for the kill as he crotches down, and being lay in some stiff shot to the forehead of Jalie. Zero then gets to his feet and goes for the ladder. ]

Erik Dean: Oh my god. Jalie looks hurt.

Phil: Maybe you stop the match Dean?

Steve: <girlie voice>"Maybe you should stop the match Dean."</Girlie voice> Would you give me a fricken break. She knew what she was getting into when she signed up for this match.

[ Zero then proceeds to slide the ladder under the ring, and follows in right behind it. Once inside the ring he starts to set the ladder up, not realizing that Jalie has gotten to her feet, and is climbing up on the ring apron. Once Zero has the ladder set up under the chair, he then starts to climb it, while at the same time Jalie has perched her self on the top turnbuckle. Just as it appears that Zero may reach the chair, Jalie jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a missile drop kick to the ladder, causing the ladder the fall while at the same time causing Zero to fall straddling the top rope. ]

Erik Dean: Well I think Zero will be talking in a high-pitched voice for a while.

Steve: Yeah he’ll sound just like Phil.

Phil: Excuse me!

[ Jalie then quickly gets to here feet and begins to shake the top, causing Zero to roll off in pain, and land face first to the canvas. Seeing this Jalie quickly walks over to the ladder sets it up but not under the chair. She then quickly climbs to the top, gets here balance as she stands on the top rung, and then looks down at the still in pain Zero. ]

Phil: What the hell is she thinking?

Erik Dean: I don’t know, but this isn’t going to be good for either of them.

[ Jalie then jumps off the ladder and hits a Corkscrew Plancha on Zero, but the move takes a lot out of her as well. As both wrestlers lay still on the mat, Jalie is once again the first to move, but Zero starts to move as well. Jalie gets to her feet and starts to pull the ladder to the center of the ring, while Zero using the ring ropes gets to his feet as well. Then Jalie makes an attempt to climb the ladder, seeing this Zero quickly starts to climb the other side of the ladder as well. As they meet each other at the top, they begin to exchange blow, when Jalie starts to win the exchange, but Zero counters with a rake to the eyes. Zero then grabs Jalie by the hair and slams her forehead into the top rung of the ladder; he then pulls her up to top of the ladder, tucks her head under his arm pit, and hits a DDT from off the top of the ladder. Upon seeing this, the crowd goes nuts. ]

Steve: Now that’s what I’m talking about!

Phil: Come on, that’s a woman he’s doing that to.

Steve: My mom once told me "treat a woman like a woman; but if she wants to act like a man, treat her like a man". Come on Zero! Treat that bitch like a man!

[ As both wrestler once again lay motionless on the mat, Zero this time is the first to move, and slowly he starts to crawl over to the ladder. Then after a few moments, Jalie starts to move as well, but by this time Zero has made it halfway up the ladder. Upon seeing this, Jalie quickly walk up to the ladder and starts to climb behind Zero, and once he see her Zero lays in some stiff kicks to the head and chest of Jalie sending her back down to the canvas. But once again Jalie gets to her, and climbs behind him, Zero then tries to kick her down once again, but Jalie blocks the kick, and follows up with a very hard low blow. The move cause Zero to double over in pain, seeing this Jalie turns her back to the ladder, grabs him by the neck and head, and hits a stunner off the ladder apparently knocking Zero out cold. Jalie then crawls over to the ladder and then proceeds to climb it. ]

Phil: Zero is out cold. I think she’s going to get the chair.

Erik Dean: Come on Jalie, your almost there!

[ As Jalie continue to slowly climb the ladder, Zero is still out, and as she reaches the top rung, Jalie extends her hand up and snatches the chair down from the rope it was hanging from. Jalie then hold the chair in the air, which read “TNT”, and then looks down at the still motionless Zero. And as the crowd cheers her on, Jalie then holds the chair out in from of holds up against her chest, and then dive off the ladder and hits a chair/body splash to the face of Zero, instantly splitting his face wide open. But as Jalie rolls on the canvas in pain as well, Referee Dupre calls for the bell. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... JALIE DUMAS!

[ Erik and Phil stand up cheering. Erik leaves the table and he slides into the ring. He hugs Jalie and tries to kiss her, but she pushes him away. She goes to hit him with The Blazing Sensation, but he ducks out of the ring. He goes to the backstage area, feeling disappointed. Jalie shrugs her shoulders as she celebrates the big win. ]

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: JALIE DUMAS!

C O M M E R C I A L

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B A C K S T A G E

[ When we come back from commercials, we are in the TNT Krew office. We see Erik Dean stretching and Nathan Gust pacing. Into the room walks Kid Krist and Rumpke. ]

Kid Krist: Hey guys. Oh... Erik... we saw what happened. Sucks for you.

Erik Dean: Shut up.

Kid Krist: You know... if you ever need help with the ladies... I'm your hookup.

Erik Dean: Thanks... I guess. So... how do you guys like being part of the TNT Krew so far?

Rumpke: It's all cool and shit. We get alcohol and shit. We should all go out... get drunk... pimp women... and shit.

Kid Krist: Yeah!

Nathan Gust: Wait until after the show. I may need your help later on.

Rumpke: Why?

Nathan Gust: I've been receiving threats from a mysterious man. He said he's coming for me tonight.

Kid Krist: Dude... that sucks...

Nathan Gust: Yeah... it does...

Rumpke: Don't worry, home-skillet. You know The Dean, Drunken Dysfunction, and that big goofy guy got yo' back.

Nathan Gust: Thanks. Hey... I think we're missing some people here tonight.

Erik Dean: Who?

Nathan Gust: Amp... JAM... Black... and Georgie Gunz.

Erik Dean: Amp retired. Gunz called in sick. JAM and Black were here... but Incubus came by and said they were going to discuss "DeadPac issues" or something like that.

Nathan Gust: Damn. Oh well. Are you ready for your match?

Erik Dean: Hell yeah. I should probably go out there.

Kid Krist: Good luck, Deanster.

[ The Commish leaves the room with a smile. Rumpke lies down on the floor. ]

Kid Krist: What are you doing?

Rumpke: I'm going to take a nap. Wake my ass up when it's time to pimp women.

Kid Krist: Words. Many.

[ Rumpke falls asleep as the scene goes to the ringside area. ]

{MAIN EVENT}
OutbreaK versus Erik Dean
[ TNT Heavyweight Title ]

[ Blue pyro blasts as "Mouth For War" by Pantera begins to play. The fans boo as the Head of Security OutbreaK walks out onto the ramp. He throws him arms from side to side violently as he walks down the ramp. ]

Chimpo: Making his way to the ring... weighing in at a whopping 359 pounds... the Tuesday Night Titans Head of Security... OUTBREAK!

[ As he slides into the ring, "Funky Celie" by Black47 begins to play and the fans cheer. Green pyro blasts all over the arena as Erik Dean runs out. ]

Chimpo: Coming to the ring at this time... weighing in at 235 pounds... the Tuesday Night Titans Assistant Producer... ERIK DEAN!

[ The fans continue to cheer as he sprints down to the ring. He shows that he has no ring-rust as he pummels the gigantic OutbreaK to the ground. He pounds away with lefts and rights until James Dupre has to pull him off. ]

Steve: Damn... Mr. Dean is vicious. Go Dean!

[ OutbreaK gets to his feet and he tackles Dean into the turnbuckle. He sets Dean up on top and he climbs to the second rope. As he lifts Dean up for a huge Samoan drop, Dean counters with a massive tornado DDT, planting OutbreaK's head flat onto the canvas. ]

Phil: Outbreak isn't moving. This can't be good.

Steve: Go Dean!

[ Erik Dean gets the mammoth up and he sets him up for The Spoken Word. He manages to lift and slam down the big man before he jumps to the top turnbuckle. The fans cheer as he flies off, landing The Final Countdown perfectly on OutbreaK. Dean covers his opponent. ]

James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!

[ The bell rings. Mr. Dupre raises the arm of Mr. Dean. ]

Chimpo: The winner of this match... the first ever Tuesday Night Titans Champion... ERIK DEAN!

WINNER OF THIS MATCH: ERIK DEAN!

C L O S I N G

[ Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence plays. Out onto the stage comes President Nathan Gust with a black duffel bag. He walks down the ramp and he gets into the ring. Nathan tells OutbreaK to leave the ring. As the big man does so, Nathan walks over to Erik. He pulls out the brand new championship and he hands it to the Commissioner. As the two are about to leave the ring, Nathan tells Erik to go ahead without him. Erik leaves the ring and goes backstage. Nathan grabs a microphone. ]

Nathan Gust: Over the past few days... I have been receiving threats from a man who doesn't have the balls to reveal himself. Yesterday... he told Erik Dean that he was coming for me tonight. Well... it's the end of the night and he hasn't done shit. Well... I'm waiting.

[ Nathan pauses for a few seconds. ]

Nathan Gust: Come on!

[ The lights suddenly go out. When they come back on, a man dressed in all black - including a black mask - is standing behind Nathan in the ring. He grabs Nathan from behind and he lifts him up for a reverse suplex. Instead of dropping him, he turns Nathan in a complete circle. The man then drops Nathan into a stunner. The man looks down at Nathan as something appears on the TitansTron. ]

d a r k n e s s . f a l l s

[ The camera gets a close-up of the man's face. All we can see are deep blue eyes and a sick smile. The show fades to the credits. ]

C R E D I T S

[ The show fades to black. ]

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