Tuesday Night Titans

[ The scene opens to the jam packed TNT Center as golden sparks fall from the top of the TitansTron to the stage. The fans cheer as they see Nathan Gust standing with Erik Dean, Kid Krist, Rumpke, and OutbreaK in the backstage area. Nathan, just like last week, looks concerned. ]

Nathan Gust: Tonight... we have four scheduled matches. I just thought I'd talk to you about them first before they happen, as there have been a few changes. First is the match between Angelica and Twiztid. Dean, I think you know what to do.

Nathan Gust: After that is a triple threat match between Incubus, Justin Paige, and Jeremiah Davis. Incubus has been acting very strange over the last week. I don't know what's going on. I don't think he's here tonight, but if he shows up, the match is still a triple threat. But that's not all. I want to add a stipulation to that. As of now, it'll be a table match. As for the second triple threat match, I am changing it. After seeing Kamikaze and Cody Carson lose twice to Kid Krist and Rumpke, I feel that they deserve to be punished.

Kid Krist: Damn right they should. We beat those punks twice in a row and all we got is a contendership match. That's bullshite.

Nathan Gust: Hey guys... I don't handle booking. That's all Big T. If he wants to give the Lotus Pod shots at the titles before you, that's his business. Sure, you deserve it more, but oh well. Anyway... about that Television Title match. It will now be a handicap match: Goldeneye versus Kamikaze and Cody Carson.

Nathan Gust: I'm glad you asked. That match will be a lumberjack match. The lumberjacks are going to be you, Rumpke, and Outbreak

Nathan Gust: Okay... as for the main event... it's just a standard match. I think it'll be a great match no matter what stipulation I give it.

Nathan Gust: Oh yeah... I forgot. You are going to defend your title against Travis Malekpour's Uncle Bob.

Nathan Gust: I want to prove that this title really has nothing to do with Strike Fantasy Towers. A good way of doing so is bringing in a completely random guy to get a shot at it.

[ The scene fades to the ringside area, where both wrestlers are already in the ring. ]

[ To start off the action, Angelica immediately pummels Twiztid down to the mat with a severely strong chokehold. Twiztid kicks his legs furiously against the mat and places his hands on Angelicas arm trying to release her grip. ]

[ Suddenly, Referee James Dupre runs over and kicks Angelica's arm off of Twiztid's throat. Twiztid holds his throat and gasps deeply in and out for air as Angelica stands up and starts arguing with Dupre. Twiztid stands up and tries slowly approaching Angelica from behind, but suddenly Angelica spins around on a gut feeling and kicks Twiztid in the stomach. She then picks him up and walks over towards the corner. She stops about five feet short of the turnbuckle and body slams him. She then jumps over Twiztid and hops up onto the top turnbuckle. Moments later she leaps off and connects with the Misanthropy. She makes the cover. ]

[ "We Die Young" by Alice In Chains begins to play as Angelica leaves the ring triumphantly. The scene goes to the backstage area. ]

[ We see Incubus sitting out in the hallway. As he laces up his boots, he hears a voice calling his name. He recognizes the voice, but he can't place who it is. ]

[ Suddenly, the lights go out. Moments later, they come back on and Incubus is gone. The scene then goes to the ringside area, where Phil and Steve look confused. ]

Phil: Did we just see the Dead Pac leader Incubus kidnapped?

Steve: That's what it looked like.

Phil: Hmm... okay. I guess the table match is just between Justin Paige and Jeremiah Davis.

[ In the ring, we see the rookie Jeremiah Davis setting up a table. "Play God" by Spinshank begins to play as Justin Paige walks out to an uproar of booing. He walks arrogantly down to the ring and he slides in. He walks over to the rookie and punches him in the face. The bell rings. ]

[ Paige quickly takes Davis and he sets him up for (Per)version of the Truth, but Davis manages to get away. As he does so, he angers Paige. Paige grabs Davis and he quickly delivers Illusions to Davis through the table, which breaks. The bell rings again. ]

Phil: That has to be the shortest match we've ever seen here on Tuesday Night Titans.

[ Justin Paige leaves the ring after such an easy victory as the scene fades to the backstage area. ]

[ We see a man with a towel on his head. He is sitting on a chair behind a big dry erase board that says "LEGACY" on it. The light goes dim as he looks up. ]

Man: It's great to be back and boy do I feel like I've missed a lot of things. There are people trying to steal my light. Yes, my spotlight. Those people that... have half the skills... make half the money... and bring in half the audience as I do... yet they are getting matches and air time every week. It's time to put an end to this. It's time to start a new legacy. A legacy that tells all those wrinkled poonanys...

Man: Did he say poonany? I sure did. Anyway... that legacy... will appear in upcoming weeks. Not with rants and raves, but actual examples. You'll see more of me in weeks to come as I clean up the mess that SFT has become.

[ He turns around in the chair and takes off the towel. He scrubs the word "LEGACY" off of it. The scene goes to the ringside area, where Phil and Steve look confused. ]

[ The scene then goes to the hallway, where we see Rylos in search of something. As he turns a corner, Ravnos steps in his way. Ravnos smiles, revealing his fangs. The cameras get a close up of them. ]

[ Rylos goes to hit Ravnos in the face, but Ravnos motions for him to stop. He points behind Rylos, who turns to see a steel chair smash his face. Holding that chair is SwitchBlade, who throws one to Ravnos. Just before Rylos gets out of his daze, they hit Rylos with the Con-Chair-To. Before they leave, Ravnos spits on Rylos. The scene goes once again to the ringside area. ]

[ "Uncles Are Apples" by Orange Light begins to play as Travis Malekpour's Uncle Bob walks out onto the stage. The fans cheer for him as he begins to walk down the ramp. ]

Chimpo: Coming to the ring first... from Travis Malekpour's basement in Long Island, New York... UNCLE BOB!

[ As Uncle Bob gets to the ring, "The Funky Ceili" by Black 47 begins to play. The fans cheer as the Tuesday Night Titans Heavyweight Champion Erik Dean walks out onto the stage. ]

Chimpo: On his way to the ring... from Los Angeles, California... ERIK DEAN!

[ Erik Dean runs down the ramp and he slides into the ring. He goes to shake to shake Uncle Bob's hand, but Bob slaps Dean across the face. The bell rings and Bob locks Dean up. He quickly executes a fisherman DDT. He gets up and he quickly drops an elbow on Dean, pushing his shoulders to the mat. ]

[ Dean backs up into his corner for a moment to think. He then charges at Bob, jumps in the air, and delivers a jumping twisting DDT. Bob gets back up and Dean hits him with The Spoken Words. He then jumps to the top turnbuckle and he dives off with Recon Thunder onto Bob. Dean goes for the cover. ]

[ The bell sounds and Dupre hands Dean the TNT Title. Dean's arm is raised as the scene fades to commercials. ]

Kamikaze* and Cody Carson versus Goldeneye
[ Television Title : Handicap Lumberjack Match ]

[ When we get back from the commercial break, we see Television Champion Kamikaze and his lackey Cody Carson, otherwise known as the... *snicker*... Xtremesters, already in the ring. Before Chimpo gets the chance to announce their lazy asses, "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play. The fans give an okay reaction as the three TNT Krew members - Rumpke, Kid Krist, and Outbreak - walk out to be the lumberjacks. As they surround the ring, "Slamin" by Buckcherry begins to play. Goldeneye walks out as his pyro blasts. He poses for the fans as he watches the three TNT Krew. They are looking at Kamikaze and Cody Carson like raw meat. Goldeneye runs down to the ring and he slides in. He clotheslines both of his opponents. He throws Cody Carson to the TNT Krew - who gladly attack him - as he delivers the Fortress of Distress to Kamikaze. When finished, he tells Outbreak to throw Cody back in. ]

[ Goldeneye lifts Cody up and slams him down with the Respecter right on top of Kamikaze. He rolls both men onto their backs and he covers them. ]

Phil: Well... Goldeneye is holding the Television Title for the first time since he lost it December 12, 2001, to Doom.

[ Goldeneye raises the belt high in the air as he goes to leave the ring. The three TNT Krew members get into the ring and beg him to wait, so he does. Outbreak picks up Kamikaze and he chokeslams him. Kid Krist superkicks Cody Carson. Before falling to the mat, Cody walks into Rumpke, who delivers "Eat Me!" to him. As he bounces back up, Kid Krist spears him through the middle ropes and he smacks the floor very hard. ]

[ Rumpke then hits Kamikaze with Alcohol Poisoning. As he bounces back up, Kid Krist nails him with the Krist Bomb. ]

[ Kid Krist and Rumpke then leave the ring, but Outbreak stays behind. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and the ropes damn near snap. He stands up and puts his arms in the air. Before he can go to jump off, he trips and lands on Cody Carson outside the ring. The fans and Goldeneye all laugh as Kid Krist and Rumpke go to help the big man. ]

[ As Goldy goes to leave the ring, he sees Justin Paige run down the ramp. With a chair in hand, Justin slides into the ring and he knocks out Goldeneye. When Goldeneye gets back up, Justin Paige steps back and hits Goldy with the Rampaige. He grabs the Television Title and he holds it over Goldeneye as the scene fades to the parking lot. We see Incubus talking to a man standing in the shadows. ]

Incubus: Black and Shadow said that they saw you about a month ago. I didn't believe them. Now I don't know what to believe.

Man: I'll tell you what you can believe. I'm on my way back to SFT. It's only a matter of time. When I return, you'll know.

[ The man goes back into the shadows and he is gone. Incubus walks over to the camera man. ]

[ The scene fades to the ringside area, where our main event is about to begin. ]

{MAIN EVENT}
Blake Matthews versus Richard Howard
[ Standard Singles Match ]

Steve: The great and all mighty Richard Howard and the godly Blake Matthews.

Chimpo: Making his way to the ring... from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 226 pounds... BLAKE MATTHEWS!

[ The arena lights dim as red lights begin to dart all over the audience. As "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park begins to play, smoke fills the top of the entrance, where nothing is visible. A burst of bright light is seen and fades out as Blake Matthews, walks out onto the stage. The crowd begins to boo as he makes his way down the ramp with a devilish grin on his face. When he reaches the ring, he jumps onto the apron and then flips himself over the top rope. He stands where he lands and looks side to side at the crowd. Then he goes over to one of the turnbuckles and poses for the crowd. He then gets down and stairs at the entrance way waiting for his opponent. ]

Chimpo: And his opponent... from Hinesville, Georgia... weighing in at 180 pounds... RICHARD HOWARD!

[ "The Ruler's Back" by Jay Z plays over the speaker system as Mr. EW walks down the ramp as he is greeted by the hostile SFT fans. They boo the hell out of him, but he promotes his federation the entire time. He finally comes to the ring as he walks up the steps and into the ring were Blake Matthews waits for him. ]

Phil: In a non-sexual manor, of course. We all know how homophobic Mr. EW is.

[ Referee James Dupre then signals for the bell to be rung so the match can begin. Both men circle one another, giving each other a cold stare. Howard makes the first move by sending a knee to the midsection of Matthews. Howard then moves in and hooks both arms of Matthews and hit a double underhook suplex. Howard spins over to Matthews and tries to hook an ankle lock but Matthews is able to brake the hold and gets back to his feet. Howard gets back to his feet and Matthews charges at Howard and hits a clothesline. Matthews picks up Howard and hooks up and attempts to hit a brainbuster, but Howard slips out and tries to hit a clothesline but gets nailed by Matthews. ]

Steve: Just a little. Just a bit. Maybe a small ounce of pain. A shot of tiny pain. A smutch of...

[ Matthews picks up Howard and whips him into the ropes. When Howard comes back, Matthews jumps into the air and grabs Howard by the neck and hits a neckbreaker. Matthews gets back to his feet by using the ropes. Matthews walks over to Howard and drags him over to the corner and lifts him up to the turnbuckle. Matthews climbs up and tries to hook Howard, but Howard fights Matthews off and ties up, Howard uses his straight and hits a superplex sending both wrestlers to the outside. ]

Phil: Holy JimBob? You have been watching that damn Robin Williams against haven't you?

[ Both wrestler lie motion less on the hard outside floor. A few moments later, Matthews is starting to move. Howard is now moving and is trying to get back to his feet. Matthews gets back to his feet as he watches Howard, who is now back to his feet. Howard takes a swing at Matthews, but Matthews ducks and hits an uppercut to Howard's midsection. Matthews grabs Howard by his head and rams his head into the steel post. Matthews grabs Howard again and tries to ram his head into the post again, but Howard stops Matthews and takes control. He rams Matthews head into the post. Howard slides into the ring and he then climbs up the turnbuckle, where he waits for Matthews to get back up. Once Matthews is back to his feet, Howard jumps off and hits a cross body. Howard gets back to his feet and drags Matthews over to the commentators table where Phil and Steve are seated. Howard then lays Matthews onto the table. Phil and Steve jump out of the chairs and leave the area. Howard jumps up onto the table and brings Matthews to his knees, Howard then hooks Matthews and hits The Highlight Reel and sends Matthews right through the table. Howard then realizes that he can't win by pinning Matthews on the outside, so he picks up Matthews and rolls him into the ring. Howard then steps into the ring and drags Matthews to the middle. Howard walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs up. He jumps off the top rope and tries to hit The Defining Moment In Your Career, but Matthews uses what energy he has left and rolls out of the way. Howard hits nothing but mat. ]

Steve: I don't know if they can hear you. Dear god look what they did to our table, mon.

Phil: Steve, I've been working with you for almost three years now and I didn't know you were Jamaican.

[ Matthews starts to move and begins to crawl towards the ropes. Howard shows signs of movement as he too starts to get up. Both men are staggering to their feet. Howard walks over to Matthews and ties up. Howard grabs Matthews and tries to hit a suplex, but Matthews counters and hits From Heaven To Hell. Howard is out cold and Matthews is struggling to go for the pin. Matthews then throws an arm over Howard. Referee Dupre goes down to count. ]

[ Referee Dupre then calls for the bell and raises the hand of Blake Matthews as he tries to get back to his feet. ]

Steve: They fucked up my table, Mon. That sucks. I was just starting to like this one, Mon.

[ Richard Howard begins to get to his feet as Blake Matthews is already out of the ring. Before either man can leave the ringside area, "Bring The Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence plays and President Nathan Gust walks out onto the stage. With a microphone in hand, he smiles at the two wrestlers in the ring. ]

Nathan Gust: Great job. That was one of the best matches I've seen in a while. I must say... you two are the future of this company. The only problem I have with the two of you... is that you're too good. Yes, you're too good. With all those victories you two seem to rack up... comes pain. Hmm... isn't that interesting? Victory... is... Pain!

[ Richard and Blake look at each other in confusion. Jeremy Xero and Damien Casanova jump over the guardrail and slide into the ring. They take down the two wrestlers who we just saw compete. Xero locks up Howard and he delivers Breaking Your Character, while Damien Casanova delivers The Execution to Matthews. The show fades to black as Fugitive and Damien Casanova walk up the ramp towards Nathan Gust. ]

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