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[ The show opens to the TNT office. It is there that General Manager Erik Dean and General Manager Shawn Forrest are looking over tonight's card. ] Erik Dean: This first match is simple, Shawn. Since Friction died last week and G-Murder hasn't shown up, both men are fired. Shawn Forrest: That's two less rookies for us to worry about. Erik Dean: Sweetness. Shawn Forrest: Where?! [ Shawn looks around for Sean Lane. Erik just laughs. ] Erik Dean: Hey, I got rehired as staff. As far as I know, I'm officially back on Titans. I guess I forgot to announce that. Shawn Forrest: Cool. I guess... uhh... the show can start now. I just realized that we were wasting air time. Erik Dean: Damn. [ The scene fades to the ring, where Tyson Nash and The Enforcer are waiting. ] |
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= President Nathan Gust
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| TYSON
NASH versus THE ENFORCER [ Standard Singles Match ] |
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Phil: This match is going to be incredibly boring. Steve: Yep... [ The bell rings and the two rookies lock up. As they fight for control, a man wearing a red robe jumps over the guardrail undetected. He slides into the ring and tackles both wrestlers to the mat. Mr. Dupre calls for the bell. ] Phil: Who is that? Steve: Don't ask me. [ The man stands up and he kicks both rookies in the head. He then stands over them for a moment before darting out of the ring and back into the crowd. ] Phil: Okay... that was odd... Steve: Yeah. I guess... the man in the red robe wins... Winner = NOBODY |
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= President Nathan Gust
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| BACKSTAGE |
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[ The scene cuts to the backstage area where we see Erik Dean on his cell phone. He looks confused. ] Erik Dean: Okay... so... there's a black limo outside... and nobody has gotten out. How do you know somebody's in there? Right... well... umm... just wait until somebody gets out. Then call me back... okay. I'll see you later, Shawn. [ Erik hangs up the phone and the scene goes back to the ring. ] |
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= President Nathan Gust
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| THE
GUYVER versus KAMIKAZE [ Standard Singles Match ] |
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[ "Till I Collapse" by Eminem starts playing over the PA System. Kamikaze comes out followed by Dr. Rebecca Saint. He's jumping around and making his way down the ramp playing to the crowd. He climbs into the ring and jumps onto a turnbuckle. He sticks his arms out and pretends he's an airplane. Then he jumps down and snaps his fingers and points at two turnbuckles and pyro go off of those two turnbuckles. ] Steve: Kamikaze and The Guyver continue their growing hostilities in just a bit. Phil: Yeah, last week The Guyver was able to pick up an impressive win in a handicap match. [ "Won't Back Down" plays over the address sound system. As it blast the sound system. The Guyver steps down the entrance ramp through the smoke. White sparkling with gold, red, and black pyro mixed as it begins to engulf the Guyver as he stands with his facing forward at the ring and his arms in a formation and his head is down. He spins 180 degree to his right and drops his arms to his side. He slowly brings his head up as he glares into the camera. As his head goes completely up and levels. He breathes a stream of smoke out of his nose. He slowly and menacingly walks down to the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air. He crosses the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Then he climbs up the turnbuckle. As he raise his fist up through out the arena as he repeats the process acknowledging the crowd chanting and cheering. Kamikaze immediately runs off the ropes and looks to catch the unsuspecting Guyver with a flying clothesline. Guyver sidesteps it though and applies a headlock on Kamikaze. Kamikaze reaches the ropes though. ] Phil: The Guyver is looking to tire Kami out early. Steve: Oh really Sherlock? [ Kamikaze climbs to his feet after Guyver releases the hold. Guyver grabs him and hits a double underhook piledriver. Guyver goes for the cover. ]
1... Steve: Kamikaze's not looking so hot. Phil: But he was still able to kick out of that. [ Guyver lifts Kamikaze up and hits the Diamond Hammer. He goes for the cover. ]
1... Phil: Guyver took advantage of Kamikaze. Steve: Yeah, he wasn't on top of his game tonight.
Winner = THE GUYVER |
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Writer
= General Manager Shawn Forrest
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| BACKSTAGE |
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[ The scene cuts to the parking lot. We see Shawn Forrest standing near the mysterious black limo. The door opens and out of it come Aj Nin Red Rum and Justin Paige. Aj Nin is in his usual jeans and Dead Pac tee shirt. Justin is actually wearing a suit. Aj Nin fixes Justin's tie and he smiles. ] Aj Nin Red Rum: You know what to do. [ Justin nods his head and he walks into the arena. Aj Nin gets back into the limo and Shawn calls Erik. ] Shawn Forrest: He's here. Justin Paige... [ The scene goes to Erik Dean, where he hangs up his phone. Moments later, Justin Paige enters the room. He immediately opens up his brief case and he pulls out a document. He hands it to Dean. ] Erik Dean: What's this? Justin Paige: It's your transfer slip from Titans to the new Sunday show. Erik Dean: Damn it. [ Justin then pulls out another document. ] Justin Paige: And this is my brand new contract. It states that I am to only wrestle here on Titans. It also - thanks to Aj Nin Red Rum's influence - states that I am the new Chief Executive Officer of TNT Incorporated. That means I can do anything I want with this show. Erik Dean: So... basically... you're just a weak frontman for the Dead Pac? Justin Paige: Aside from Aj Nin Red Rum being my mentor, I have no connection with the Dead Pac. Now... if you don't mind... I'd like you to leave MY office... [ Without saying another word, Erik packs up his things and he leaves. As he opens the door to leave, Shawn Forrest is there. ] Erik Dean: Have fun, Shawn. [ The scene fades to the ringside area. ] |
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Writer
= President Nathan Gust
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| RINGSIDE |
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[ Ring Announcer Chimpo the Chimp is standing in the ring with a microphone. ] Chimpo the Chimp: I've been informed to announced a very special guest. This young guest has done his absolute best to put SFT on the map once again. Ladies and gentlemen... the greatest teenage legend in SFT history... [ "Kill the Rock" by Mindless Self Indulgence begins to play and the fans go insane. Instead of President Nathan Gust walking out, everybody's least favorite homeboy Mannie walks out. The fans boo as Mannie lifts up a microphone. ] Mannie: You people should be excited to see me. After all, I am the greatest teenage legend in SFT history. [ The fans start a "Nathan Gust! Nathan Gust! Nathan Gust!" chant. ] Mannie: Forget about that little cracker. He got kicked off of SFT television for good. He must not be as great as you crackheads think he is. But me... I am great. I am a legend. I am superior. I am - [ His microphone suddenly gets cut off. He gets pissed and goes to the ring. Mannie slides in and grabs a new microphone. ] Mannie: You don't want me to talk? Fine> Send out that no-name loser who I will beat in my glo - [ Once again, his mic is cut off. Mannie throws it down and he waits for his opponent. Finally, "Points Of Authority" by Linkin Park plays and Mark Barnes walks out onto the stage. ] |
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= President Nathan Gust
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| MANNIE
versus MARK BARNES [ Standard Singles Match ] |
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[ The booing for Mannie goes to nothing for Mark. He ignores the fans as he walks down the ramp. Mark slides in and Mannie kicks him in the face. The bell rings. ] Phil: Here we go! [ Mannie stomps on Mark while he is down and he lifts him back up. Mannie hits Mark with a simple DDT and he goes for the cover. ] 1... [ Mannie lifts Mark up again and he delivers a simple DDT again. This time, he locks on a sleeper hold. ] Steve: What a weak match. Phil: Yeah. I'm not one for brawls, but I'd love to see some blood right now. [ Mark Barnes falls fast asleep. Referee James Dupre lifts Mark's hand up. It drops. And again... it drops. The third time... it drops. He calls for the bell. ] Steve: The winner of this match... by... uhh... knockout... Mannie... [ Dupre raises Mannie's arm as he jumps around. Mannie poses for the people before leaving the ring and walking up the ramp yelling "I WIN! I WIN!". ] Winner = MANNIE |
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= President Nathan Gust
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| PICK OF THE LITTER |
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[ The scene goes backstage to Shawn Forrest and Justin Paige. Shawn has his hat to do the Pick of the Litter. He shuffles it around and pulls out a name. ] Shawn Forrest: The number one contender for the TNT Heavyweight Title... Kassi- [ Justin quickly grabs the piece of paper and the hat. He shuffles it around and pulls out a name. He throws that name on the floor. He does it again and throws it on the floor. He picks out another and smiles. ] Justin Paige: The number one contender for the TNT Heavyweight Title... KNIFE! Shawn Forrest: It was rigged. [ Justin says nothing. The scene goes to the backstage area, where Phantom and Hardcore don't bother with intros. ] |
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= President Nathan Gust
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MAIN EVENT:: Phantom versus Hardcore [ TNT Heavyweight + Hardcore Titles Match ] |
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[ In fact, they are already fighting. ] Phil: I guess the main event is on! [ They eventually make it to the ring after fighting through the buffet table and the women's restroom where we got a got shot of hot women making out. Phantom and Hardcore stopped fighting as they smiled at the hot women, they yelled peeping perverts at Phantom and Hardcore as the hot lesbians just walked out. So they continued to fight again. So now in the ring Phantom begins the match with a drop-kick on Hardcore. Phantom grabs a stop sign and nails Hardcore over the head. Hardcore falls outside the ring and Phantom flies off the ring with baseball bat but Hardcore ducks and kicks Phantom into the guardrail. Hardcore clotheslines Phantom over the guardrail and they fight through the crowd as the crowd goes nuts. ] Steve: This match has been kick ass so far. [ Hardcore with a steel chair into Phantoms gut. Phantom is hurt. Hardcore pushes Phantom back to the ringside area. Hardcore grabs the steel steps and whacks Phantoms head into them. Phantom is down as Hardcore pushes Phantom back in the ring and tries for the cover. ] 1... [ Phantom kicks Hardcore in the face and then nails Hardcore with a kendo stick right across the knee. Phantom then nails Hardcore with a DDT on a steel chair and he covers. ] 1... [ Phantom with a double ax handle on Hardcore. Then nails Hardcore with a DDT unto a stop sign. ] Steve: That hurts. [ Phantom hooks a leg as the referee counts. ] 1... Phil: Wow we almost had a new champ there. Steve: I don't think Hardcore will go down that easy. And so far this has been a Hardcore match to the max. [ Phantom tries a figure four, but Hardcore kicks Phantom in the face, then nails a cowbell right across the kisser of Phantom. ] Steve: Hey there little doggy... who hoooooooo! Phil:Calm down man. [ Hardcore does an inverted DDT and Phantom appears to be out cold. Hardcore with a guillotine leg drop then hits Phantom with huge huge corkscrew plancha. Hardcore tries for a pin. ] 1... Steve: Hardcore wins! He retains the Hardcore Title... and wins the TNT Title! Phil: Great match by both competitors and a great way for us to end Titans. Winner = HARDCORE |
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= Acting Owner Shadow
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| CLOSING |
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Steve: As we all saw on Inferno this past Friday, the girlfriend of SFT Owner Big T, Pandoura, and her child Victorya were kidnapped by unknown assailants. Victorya is of course the child of XCW legend Apocalypse. Phil: I thought that was absolutely horrible Steve. I hope they are found and killed. Steve: I agree, Phil. Pandoura and Victorya do not deserve this. But its somebody trying to get at Big T and I believe they have done it. The following video arrived earlier this afternoon to the arena. [ We begin zooming in on the StrikeTron as the video begins playing with SFT Owner Big T looking horrible and his lawyer Mike Hawk sitting next to him. Big T speaks first. ] Big T: Ladies and gentlemen in the auidence tonight at Titans, to the wrestlers in the locker room, to the wrestlers not at the arena tonight, to the staff and personnel of SFT, as many of you now know this past Friday Night on Inferno the loves of my life were stolen from me. Pandoura and her daughter Victorya, who I treat as my own, were kidnapped. At this time I still have not heard anything from anybody about them. I have done what the people wanted and have kept the police out of this. Now I must play the waiting game. And to tell you all the truth, I can't handle this. [ Big T begins to lose it. His lawyer Mike Hawk takes over. ] Mike Hawk: As you can see, Big T is in no shape to do anything, including running an entire federation such as Strike Fantasy Towers. Thus, he has made the chose to leave SFT for the good of himself and the federation for the time being so he may concentrate all efforts on getting Pandoura and Victorya back. In his absence, he has found a replacement. In about 10 days, which should be Inferno, the new Interim Owner will debut. This man has experience and knows his stuff. Big T trusts him fully and his presence will be great for SFT. All the paperwork is signed so look for the man to return from out of the darkness. [ Big T shoves Mike out of the way and starts yelling. ] Big T: LSITEN UP! THIS GOES OUT TO THEM PUSSY FUCKS WHO KIDNAPPED MY WOMAN! YOU BEST RETURN HER SOON! YOU DONT REALIZE WHO YOUR FUCKING WITH!! IM BIG T! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH BIG T OR WHAT'S HIS! YOU BEST NOT HURT EITHER PANDOURA OR VICTORYA! RETURN THEM TO ME! [ Big T calms down. ] Big T: Return them to me... please... [ With that the screen goes black and white as Mike tries to console Big T. ] Steve: Well there it is folks. Phil: Big T looked extremely emotional. He couldn't even bare to talk about what happened. I truely feel bad for him. Steve: I don't know what's worse for him. Losing Pandoura and Victorya or having to leave SFT. He loves them all so much. It must be killing him inside. Phil: Folks, if your kids are in the room, hold them. Keep them close to you for as long as you can. Life is too precious to waste. Good night. [ The show goes off the air. ] |
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= On Leave Owner Big T
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