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The show opens to the jam packed Fugi-Dome in Los Angeles, California. We go to Phil and Steve, who just got back from England.
Steve: After an insanely busy weekend, we are back to bring you another exciting edition of Tuesday Night Titans.
Phil: On top of all the great action tonight, I was told that there is supposed to be a new staff member announced here tonight.
Steve: Oh great... another one...
Suddenly, "Death of Seasons" by A Fire Inside begins to play. Out from the crowd comes Azurain Shadows. He slides into the ring with a microphone.
Azurain: I know it may come to you as a surprise that I am here... but I have a damn good reason. I am here tonight... because I am the new General Manager of Tuesday Night Titans!
The fans cheer at that announcement.
Azurain: I will be working very closely with Nathan Gust to make sure that this show is once again the best in SFT. Now... to start off the show... lets go to our first match between newcomer AceSuper and returing superstar Jordan Blayze!
Azurain leaves the ring and he goes back to the crowd, where he sits in the front row. Without any music, Jordan Blayze walks out and he gets into the ring. "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple then begins to play and AceSuper comes from the crowd. He slides into the ring and spears Blayze. The bell rings.
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AceSuper
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Jordan
Blayze
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Standard Match ]
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AceSuper lets Blayze up and he throws Blayze into the ropes. On the way back, AceSuper hits Blayze with a sleeper drop.
Steve: "Ace's Dealt"!
Afterwards, AceSuper goes for the cover.
1...
2...
3!
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Winner
= ACESUPER via pinfall!
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The scene goes to the backstage area. There we see Rien Webb and Travis Hardy walking through the halls.
Travis: Hey man, what do you say to getting rid of Hahn first?
Rien: Ha ha... sure.
Travis: Cool. I'll see you out there.
Travis walks a bit ahead of Rien. The camera follows Rien as he grins with an evil look on his face. The scene goes back to the ringside area.
Steve: What the hell was that all about?
Phil: I have no idea. I guess we'll fi-
Before he can finish his sentence, "We Will Rock You" by Snoop Dogg plays and Hahn Mann walks out.
Chimpo: Coming to the ring first... he is the current TNT Champion... HAHN MANN!
The fans give a mixed reaction as he sprints down to the ring. He slides in and waits for his opponents. "Seasons In The Abyss" by Slayer then begins to play and the fans cheer as Travis Hardy walks out.
Chimpo: On his way to the ring at this time... the current Hardcore Champion... TRAVIS HARDY!
Travis walks down to the ring with his eyes on Hahn. Halfway down the ramp, "Price You Pay" By Staind starts up and Rien Webb comes out.
Chimpo: And last, but not least... the number one contender for both titles... RIEN WEBB!
Rien joins Travis halfway to the ring. The two talk for a few seconds before running into the ring together. The two men shake hands and go to opposite corners. Hahn Mann is sitting on top of another turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin. The bell rings.
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Rien
Webb
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Travis
Hardy
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Hahn
Mann
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TNT
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Triple Threat Unification Match ]
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Steve: Here we go!
Travis and Rien meet each other in the middle of the ring and they both stare at Hahn, who jumps down with a smile. Travis starts off by tackling Hahn into the corner. Rien then grabs Travis and he hits a reverse neckbreaker.
Phil: I thought they were sort of friends. Hmm...
Rien then goes over to Hahn and he sets the TNT Champ up on the turnbuckle. He lifts Hahn up in hopes of a superplex, but Hahn gets out of it and lands a nice splash on Travis.
Steve: Nice way to get out of a painful superplex.
On the turnbuckle, Rien gets in and elbow drop on Travis. He then gets up and looks at Hahn. The two men smiles and Hahn slides out of the ring.
Phil: He's coming over by us.
Hahn grabs a chair. He slides it in and Rien smiles. Rien lifts Travis up off the ground and he plants the Hardcore Champion onto the chair with the "Webb of Hate". Then very quickly, Hahn climbs to the top turnbuckle. He smiles and hits a top rope rolling leg drop.
Phil: COCKaddodleDOO!
Steve: God bless you.
Phil: No. That's what he calls that move.
Steve: Oh. Right.
Hahn then covers Travis and referee Dupre counts.
1...
2...
3!
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Winner
= HAHN MANN via pinfall!
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Dupre leaves the ring and he grabs a black bag. He returns to the ring and opens it up. He then pulls out a title and he grabs a microphone.
James Dupre: Hahn Mann... I am honored to present to you... the brand new... Strike Fantasy Towers Xtreme Heavyweight Championship!
The fans go wild as an "XCW! XCW! XCW!" chant begins.
Phil: YES!
Steve: I LOVE IT!
Hahn raises it high in the air and Rien raises Hahn's hand. Hahn Mann and Rien Webb then leave the ring together and they walk up the ramp as Hahn's music blasts. The cameras follow them backstage and they stop to talk to TNT Tour Commissioner Kevin.
Kevin: That was a nice swerve out there. Any reason why?
Rien: I'll handle this. You see, Kevin, I was thinking of ways to further my career here in SFT. I thought of a great idea: find a tag team partner! It has worked with so many other superstars, why not me? That's when I first saw Hahn Mann in action. I must say, he's good. Together, he and I will reign supreme in the already booming tag team division.
Hahn laughs.
Hahn: When Rien came to me and asked to form an alliance, I thought of a million reasons to say yes. I couldn't think of any reason to say no. So... there you have it. Hahn Mann and Rien Webb are now and forever will be known as the greatest tag team in SFT history!
Kevin: Do you have a name for this supposed great team?
Rien: Umm...
Hahn: Uhh...
Kevin: How about... derrr.... Webbed Cock!
Rien and Hahn laugh histerically. They suddenly stop and stare at each other. The two then get the biggest smiles ever seen.
Hahn and Rien: YES!
They high five and walks away. Kevin looks confused.
Kevin: I was just kidding...
The scene goes back to the ring.
Steve: We are ready for the main event of Titans!
Phil: This should be good, the second Gauntlet of the Gods.
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MAIN EVENT ::
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Gauntlet of the Gods II Match ]
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"Wait and Bleed" begins blasting over the PA system, and Aj Nin Red Rum and Black come out from the backstage area. They slap hands with some of the fans and go down into the ring. The crowd cheers for them as the song fades. A count down begins on the big screen at 10 as "Warm Embrace" begins to play.The count goes down to 1 before a green "Virus Upload Complete" appears on the Striketron in green letters, then it changes to red letters reading "Cruel Fate" before green and red strobe lights go off. Suicyde walks out with his hair covering his face beside Virus Version 2.0, who steps out onto the ramp wearing all black and a large trench coat, with a cynical look on his face. He slowly walks to the ring, but slows down and stops somewhere around fix to six feet away from the ring. Suicyde slides in under the bottom rope before the lights go out a second time and a giant neon green skull appears on the Strike Tron, and says "I am the Virus...Prepare to be Infected." When the lights go back on, Virus is sitting on the top turnbuckle wearing all but his coat as Suicyde sits in the bottom part of that turnbuckle, and they wait for their opponents to enter the ring.
Phil: We're ready for the Acts of God now.
The house lights all dim down some as Slayer's "God Hates Us All" begins blaring around the arena, and Al Creed and Derek Crist walk out first, followed by Nømad and Deacon. Anghellic comes in after them, and they all stride to the ring getting some good heat. Crist turns sideways and throws his arms out, walking down to the ring in that manner, as Anghellic goes past the other members and gets into the ring. The lights go back up and the song fades as everyone but Virus on the team of Dead Pac and Cruel Fate leave the ring.
Steve: Wait, the other four Acts of God members aren't on the ring apron.
Phil: I see that.
Steve: I wonder what that's all about. Are they also too good to get on an SFT ring apron?
Virus begins to go after Anghellic, stalking him while he is turned around and talking to the other AoG members. Seeing that he is overly occupied, since the other Acts members aren't moving, Virus waves toward Aj Nin Red Rum. Aj comes into the ring and walks over to Anghellic, who is now on the ropes yelling, almost commanding that the others get on the ring apron. Aj and Virus both begin hitting Anghellic from behind, and they nail a stiff double DDT on him! Nømad and Deacon finally get up into the ring, and they nail Aj and Virus with.....just simple pushing away from them. Nømad goes behind Anghellic and starts picking him back up, but then tucks Anghellic's head underneath his arm and spins under, sending Anghellic's face down to the mat!
Phil: The Nømadic!
Steve: To his own partner and stable mate!
Deacon pulls Anghellic back up, and Nømad stands away a little bit. Deacon forcefully throws Anghellic over to Nømad, who catches him, lifts him up, spins 180 degrees, and just PLANTS him with a harsh spinebuster that rings through the arena! Crist and Creed enter the ring, and now they lift Anghellic up from the mat! Creed puts him in a front facelock as Crist lifts Anghellic's feet up over his head, and they deliver a spike DDT! The four men leave Mendoza lying in the middle of the ring and they all get out of the ring and walk to the backstage area!
Steve: What in the hell are they doing?!
Phil: Looks like they're leaving.
Aj Nin goes over and covers Mendoza. The referee can only count.
1...
2...
3!
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Winners
= DEAD PAC and CRUEL FATE via pinfall!
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Phil: Well, this one's finished. I don't know what happened, maybe some big communication breakdown amongst Acts of God caused this, but we may never know!
Steve: That's all for Titans this week. This one certainly ended with a few questions, so tune in next week and we may find out the answers!
Before they can close the show, Aj Nin Red Rum picks up a microphone.
Aj Nin Red Rum: Hold up. This show is not over.
Black, Virus Version 2.0, and Suicyde all get up and they stand by Aj Nin.
Aj Nin Red Rum: Last week, you all witnessed me encourage Virus and Suicyde backstage. That was done for a reason. As of late, there have been several factions rising up. I realized that the Dead Pac is once again dying. With rivals like The Entourage, Immortal Outlawz, and - most importantly - Acts of God, we are vastly outnumbered. With Incubus missing, Black and I can not uphold the legacy of the Dead Pac on our own.
He looks at the Cruel Fate.
Aj Nin Red Rum: That is why I am extending membership to the Cruel Fate - Suicyde and Virus Version 2.0.
They looked shocked. Both men smile and shake Aj Nin's hand. The four men then raise arms in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, "Shoots and Ladders" by Korn plays and the fans go insane as Shadow walks out onto the ramp. He calmly walks down to the ring and he enters. He takes the microphone from Aj Nin Red Rum.
Shadow: I know you are still in leadership mode, but I've been back for a while now. The Dead Pac is still my child. All decisions are still finalized by me. Never forget that. Now, you feel that the Cruel Fate should be accepted as Dead Pac followers. I respect your notion and I second it. Suicyde and Virus Version 2.0 are perfect additions to my Pac.
Shadow shakes their hands.
Shadow: But there's something missing. Aj Nin, a while back you had a friend you called Seite. He looked up to you. He worshiped you, as if you were an all-powerful God of some sort. Not only that, but Seite would go to great lengths to do everything in his power to get things done for you, wether it be viciously annihilating your enemies or otherwise. And as I was sitting in my office the other day, I thought to myself that the Dead Pac needs a ruthless, dedicated disciple who would be willing to do anything to serve us. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you...
Suddenly, noneother than SwitchBlade falls out onto the stage from the back, covered in his own blood. As the camera gets closer, you can see clearly defined cuts and gashes all over his arms and bare chest, almost as if he was lightly mutilated. A man walks out from the back with a shaved head, a black religious suit, and a pair of rounded blue sunglasses. He carries a pike in one hand, and continues to cut SwitchBlade up with it on the forehead. Eventually, the man stops, apparently satisfied with the bloody mess that he has created, and begins to drag SwitchBlade down the ramp and into the ring. Once in the ring, the man holds SwitchBlade down on one knee, almost in the praying position, and presents him to Shadow.
Man: This man, Shadow... this worm... was plotting to ambush you all. He was caught in the act by myself, and I believe that he has payed a suitable price for his devious actions. I present him to you, Shadow.
Shadow looks down at the bloodied SwitchBlade, and grins evily before getting right down in his face.
Shadow: You are a fool to think that you could get the upper hand on me. The Dead Pac will serve me until the end, SwitchBlade, and as long as the Dead Pac is around, you pose no threat to me whatsoever. Get rid of him.
With those words said, the mysterious man throws SwitchBlade over the top ropes to the outside of the ring, where he lies motionless in a pool of his own blood.
Shadow: And you... you have proven yourself to me. Shall I reveal your former identity to these people?
Man: As you wish, Shadow.
Shadow: So be it then. Ladies and gentlemen... this man once went under the name of Kris Ryder.
The crowd is in utter shock. Anybody who was an SFT fan knew that Kris Ryder and Shadow have always despised each other.
Shadow: But now he is Kris Ryder no longer. Tell them your name.
Man: Prophet, sir.
Shadow: Very good. Prophet knows nothing of his former identity anymore. He remembers nothing of his past, his very identity has been destroyed and rebuilt, for the better. He only knows what I have told him. He only does as I tell him.
Shadow, Aj Nin Red Rum, Black, Suicyde, Virus Version 2.0, and Prophet all leave the ring and they exit stage left. We go to Phil and Steve, who look shocked.
Steve: I can't believe it. Shadow... and Kris Ryder?!
Phil: Amazing things happen here in SFT. Strange things will happen on Friday at Inferno, I imagine.
Steve: But until then... fu-
Phil: Steve, we're on national television.
Steve: Oh... yeah. Well, folks, it's been fun doing this TNT Tour. Sadly, it is now over. I was expecting more. Ah well. We'll see you-
Before he can finish, "Fuck Off" by Kid Rock featuring Eminem blasts throughout the arena. The fans go wild and pyros blast. Out onto the stage comes the legendary Fugitive.
Phil: Oh my God...
Phil and Steve are both talking, but the fans are so loud that we can't hear a word. Fugitive, dressed in a nice suit, walks down the ramp and he enters the ring he swore he would never return to. He pulls out a golden plated microphone and he calms down the fans.
Fugitive: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Fugitive. You probably already knew that. Anyway, I came here tonight because... well... I own the Fugi-Dome. Before the TNT Tour started, I called up Nathan Gust and told him about my brand new arena. He thought it would be a good idea to take his show on the road and end the tour here in Los Angeles, California. That doesn't have anything to do with what I am out here to do. You see, there is a man backstage called Hahn Mann. Earlier tonight, you saw him unify the Hardcore and TNT Titles to become... the Xtreme Title. I love it. Anyway, I came out here to challenge him to a match. Right here... right now. Not any kind of match, though. I want it to be an arm wrestling match! If I win, that little punk has to remove his mask. So... Hahn Mann... what do you say?
Fugi waits for a moment. Suddenly, "We Will Rock You" by Snoop Dogg begins to play and out comes Hahn Mann with his newly won Xtreme Title. He lifts up a mic with a smile.
Hahn Mann: You're on!
Hahn runs down to the ring and he slides in. Then, a few stage hands bring out the arm wrestling podium. It is set up in the center of the ring and the two competitors get set to battle.
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IMPROMPTU MATCH ::
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HAHN
MANN |
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FUGITIVE
(challenger) |
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{
Xtreme
Title }
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[
Arm Wrestling Match ]
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Hahn and Fugi lock fists and Referee Dupre calls for the starting bell. The two men struggle back and forth before Fugi slams Hahn's arm down onto the board.
Steve: Whoa... that was fast...
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Winner
= FUGITIVE via arm slamming!
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Fugitive gets up and he grabs the Xtreme Title. He holds it high in the air and the fans cheer for him. He then picks up his microphone and he looks at Hahn Mann.
Fugitive: Come on, kid. You know the stipulation.
Hahn sighs and he goes to take off the mask. Before he does, though, the TNT Tour Commissioner Kevin Weiker runs out with a mic.
Kevin: Stop! Stop! You don't have to do this!
Kevin slides into the ring.
Kevin: This match was not authorized by Nathan Gust! Therefore, the stipulations do not hold.
Hahn laughs and he takes Kevin's mic.
Hahn Mann: Actually...
He takes off his mask and Kevin's eyes get bigger.
Hahn Mann: I did!
The fans go wild.
Steve: No way! That's... that's...
Phil: NATHAN GUST!
Nathan Gust laughs as Fugitive and Kevin are both speechless.
Nathan Gust: You guys didn't think I would let a silly clause in my contract keep me away from this ring, did you? Hell no. A while back, I threw on a mask and started calling myself Hahn Mann. Since then, I have had the time of my life. It is for that reason that I will continue my wrestling career as Hahn Mann.
He puts back on the mask.
Hahn Mann: Now... Fugi-Man... you don't really want that Xtreme Title... do you?
Fugitive laughs.
Fugitive: No, kid. You deserve it.
Fugitive hands the title back to Nath... err... Hahn Mann.
Fugitive: Good luck.
Hahn and Fugi shake hands. Kevin is still in shock, but he leaves the ring with Hahn Mann and Fugitive.
Steve: I can't believe what I just saw. Hahn Mann is really Nathan Gust! What a messed up world this is.
Phil: I know. Wow. What a night we've had. We started off with a rookie battle. After that, we saw the newly made Xtreme Title and the formation of... ha ha... Webbed Cocks.
Steve: After that, the Cruel Fate and Dead Pac defeated the Acts of God, but not without the help of four of their members attacking Anghellic. Afterwards, Suicyde and Virus Version 2.0 were invited to join the Dead Pac... and so was Kris Ryd... errr... "Prophet".
Phil: Wait... Steve... why are we recapping our show? The people just saw it! Besides, we're in massive overtime. We gotta go.
Steve: Oh shit. I forgot. Good night, folks.
The scene fades to black as the fans begin to leave the Fugi-Dome.
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