A door opens and into the room with the pool comes Big Dwarf Clown Dude, dressed in a yellow speedo.

BDCD: Dead sexay! Yea!

BDCD runs and he jumps from the edge of the pool to the platform. He starts running around in terror.

BDCD: I'm on Survivor! Help!

Suddenly, from the diving board comes Allisa O'Toole, who takes down BDCD. Allisa kicks the large man in the gut and tries again, but he trips her.

BDCD: MER!

BDCD drops a silly elbow on the chest of Allisa, obviously knocking the wind out of her. BDCD picks her up and lifts her high above his head. He then throws her off of the island and outside the pool.

BDCD: I win Survivor! Where's muh money?!

He starts looking around. Just as BDCD is about to grab Allisa and bring her back, a very large man appears out of nowhere. He grabcs BDCD by the throat and walks to the edge of the platform. He then delivers a gutwrench powerbomb onto one shoulder, then a chokeslam. This devistatying move breaks BDCD right through the platform. Allisa gets up.

Allisa: Huh?

Referee James Dupre walks in and sees that BDCD is trying to swim to the edge of the pool and a large man is leaving the room. He nods his head.

Dupre: Umm... I guess, Allisa, you win.

Allisa stands up after that very confusing win. The scene fades to commercials.

"Got You By The Balls" by AC/DC plays as Connor MacDaddy walks out to the ring with a garbadge can filled with goodies. He gets in the ring and dumps it out; a steel chair, a set of crutches and a golf club. Seek And Destroy by Metallica plays and Mike Dreamer comes out with a cookie pan. He slides in the ring and Connor dropkicks the cookie pan into Dreamer's face, causing him to fall right through the garbadge can.

Steve: Man, Dreamer is a doofus.

Phil: Yeah, he sucks compared to Connor MacDaddy.

Dreamer can't get up or move his arms because of the garbadge can. Connor then takes Dreamer's legs and sticks them in the ropes. Connor then picks up the golf club and smiles sadistacally.

Phil: Well, I hope Dreamer's had kids, because this does not look pretty.

Connor then swings back and NAILS Dreamer in the family jewels. Dreamer explodes, spazing on the ground holding his meditation balls for dear life and hope they still exsist. Connor then takes the chair and puts it on his leg. He uses the crutches and jumps up and leg drops Dreamer in the face. He goes for the pin.

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Steve: That was too easy for Connor. Man is Dreamer a quick one to beat.

Connor raises his arms in victory and jumps over the ropes, and exits. Suddenly, "Cutsman" by HORSE the Band starts playing and SFT Commissioner Travis Malekpour comes out. He walks down the ramp, wearing a Blue Scene shirt and dark blue jeans with a pair of purple converse. He slides in the ring as Dreamer is getting up. Travis gets a mic and begins to speak.

Travis Malekpour: You know, Mike, can I call you Mike?

Dreamer nods as he holds his nads.

Travis Malekpour: Good because calling you Mr. Dreamer would be too formal for a piece of shit wrestler like you. Listen here dumbass, as a fifteen year old, I'm gonna tell you now, you suck. If you don't shape up, you'll get fired.

Dreamer yells something, so Travis throws the mic at his stomach. As Dreamer holds his stomach, Travis picks up one of the crutches and SMACKS Dreamer in the face with it, causing the crutch and possibly Dreamer's nose, and Dreamer flies over the ropes. Travis picks up the mic and says his final bit.

Travis Malekpour: Consider yourself on very thin ice, Mike.

Travis drops the mic and slides out as "Cutsman" plays again. The scene goes to the parking lot.

"Freetime" by Kenna plays as two red pyro's shoot off. The lights flicker pink and red as Rico Smith steps out onto stage and walks down to the ring. He slaps hands with people in the crowd, and then steps up the stairs into the cage. He extends his arms cruifix style. Rico goes over to the oppisite side of the ring and stands on the second ropes and extends his arms crucifix again. Then Joe Ruud walks out with the TV title as some music plays and stuff and he's a loser.

Phil: Joe Ruud is quitting after this match.

Steve: Death to Ruud! NAI!

Phil: What?! Die.

Steve: No.

Phil: Okay. Let's just watch this kick-arse match.

Joe Ruud runs towards Smith and Smith sticks his fist out and Ruud falls on the ground flat on his back as the fist to the face causes him to flip backwards onto his stomach. Smith picks him up from the ground in a power bomb position, all the way up and smashes Ruud's face right into the cage, then goes into a powerbomb to DDT.

Steve: Holy shizit, Ruud is getting fucking destroyed.

Phil: Yes, yes he is. Rico Smith is the man. And Ruud's face is bleeding beyond belief.

Smith smiles as he see's the blood on Ruud's face. He then runs into the ropes several times, heavily and bending the cage. After doing so for about thirty seconds, Ruud starts to get up and attempts to get up. When he does, Rico jumps right over his head and goes back into the ropes and lines up for a neckbreaker, climbs up the cage, stands on it sideways looking downward, and then comes crashing down with a frontal neckbreaker.

Phil: HOT DOG! This is quite a beat down.

Steve:Yeah! Beat down!

Steve gets up and starts to slam dance like a retard. Phil slaps him and sits down.

Phil: Hey! Look! Rico don't give a fuck!

Smith picks up Joe Ruud and sets him up, and nails the Rico Bomb on him! Smith then dropkicks the cage door off. Then he walks out, and raises his arms in victory as he walks down the stairs.

OutbreaK runs down as a ref comes out. Smith grabs OutbreaK by the face before he can do anything, and shoves him over the barricade. Smith hops over the barricade and kicks OutbreaK in the side as he scampers backstage. Smith throws him into the wall and kicks him in the stomach. He then pushes OutbreaK into a wall.

Phil: Damn... Smith is ruthless.

Rico turns around and kicks a soda machine and gets a can of Mug Root Beer. He drinks it and as he finnishes it and throws it behind him, OutbreaK charges at him, only to be grabbed by the throat and get the Reinstatement RIGHT through the Soda Machine, putting a head-sized hole in it. Smith then picks up OutbreaK and sets him up, and then nails the Ric-O-Bomb right thought the soda machine.

Steve: Rico Smith is insane! OutbreaK is a lot bigger than him!

Phil: I don't think he cares.

Smith pulls OutbreaK out and goes for the cover.

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