Tuesday Night Titans

RUTHLESS SYSTEM vs. RENO DESTINY
ALL OUT BEATING MATCH

"Here We Go Again" by Kottonmouth Kings begins to play and the fans cheer as Ruthless System walks out.

Nathan Gust: I wonder who's getting the beating tonight.

Before Ruthless System even gets to the ring, Nathan Gust and Erik Dean get up and slide in. Erik kicks Reno in the gut and delivers the "Spoken Words". Nathan gets Reno up and delivers the "Controversial Crunch". When Ruthless System slides into the ring, both announcers leave and go back to their table.

Erik Dean: That was fun.

Nathan Gust: Yes.

Ruthless System covers Reno Destiny. The new Titans Referee Ge Willi counts.

GE Willi: One... Two... Three!

Connor MacDaddy: You do, kid. This place isn't for you. People don't root for the entertaining guy. They want the guy who worships the toilet paper that Shadow uses to wipe his ass.

Connor MacDaddy: Tonight... you face Bella Morte. She has done virtually nothing to earn the shot. She comes back out of nowhere... and gets a title shot. What's up with that?

Connor MacDaddy: And then there's Allisa O'Toole. Before the PPV... Shadow didn't think she was worthy of a shot at the United States Title. Tonight... she has a shot at the Intercontinental Title.

Kabal: Don't you guys see? There's way too much bullshit here for guys like us. We are special. We are renegades.

Connor MacDaddy: It's funny you mention "renegades". Nathan Gust and I are the Renegade Wrestling Alliance Tag Team Champions.

Kabal: So I've heard. I'm glad that RWA is around. If it wasn't... there would be no alternative to the drama of SFT.

Connor MacDaddy: Yes. You know, guys, you both would do extremely well in RWA. You should give it a try.

Bastard and Kabal look at each other and smile. The scene fades back to the ringside area.

i n t e r c o n t i n e n t a l . T I T L E (contendership)
KNIFE vs. THE ACCOUNTANT
STANDARD MATCH

The lights in the arena go out. "Demise of Sanity" by Black Label Society starts up as blue and green strobe lights start to go off. Red pyros go off all over the stage and the ramp and Knife walks out on stage. With Mosh Girl. Knife psyches himself up for a moment and then Mosh Girl smacks him on the ass. Knife takes off running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Knife goes to each turnbuckle in turn, stand on the top rope and showboats as Mosh Girl walks to the ring. When she reaches the ring and Knife finishes his showboating they go to the center of the ring, bow down, and come up giving the metal sign as green pyros go off at all four turnbuckles.

Chimpo the Chimp: Oook, ook, ook… KNIFE!

“Money, Money, Money” hits, and The Accountant walks to the ring w/Melissa in the lead carrying a silver briefcase and wearing spectacles. Melissa then sits on the middle rope and allows the Accountant to enter easily and then he sets the briefcase down under one of the corner turnbuckles, pops it open, places his glasses in it, closes it. Knife and he lock looks, each trying to intimidate the other before the bell rings.

Erik Dean: Welcome back folks, here we’ve got a hell of a match ready for you. Knife versus the Accountant… there’s many a time I’ve wanted to take a Knife to my Accountant.

Nathan Gust: Well… probably not this knife…

The match gets underway immediately. Ge Willi calls for the bell, and they lock up. Knife knees The Accountant with both knees. Accountant stumbles back holding his face, Knife quickly makes the break and starts thumping at Accountants face with forearms. Knife hauls himself into the air using Accountants shoulders – he drop kicks in mid air, and sends the Accountant to the corner. Knife is on him quickly, knife-edge chopping the chest of his opponent.

Erik Dean: Sharp start here by Knife.

Nathan Gust: Yeah…

Erik Dean: Did you see what I did there?

Knife whips the Accountant to the opposing corner, he bounces back out, while Knife charges at him and drop-kicks the knee’s away from beneath him. Knife locks in an arm-bar, which is easily dealt with by a far too fresh Accountant.

Nathan Gust: You’ll not put him away that early.

The Accountant pushes his way to his feet, he fights Knife off for a bit, until Knife ducks one of the forearms and pops up behind The Accountant. The accountant turns to see Knife in his face. He quickly kicks him in the gut, and hits a snap suplex. Knife kicks away at the accountant to weaken him, before finally resorting to the top-rope and looking for the senton bomb. He leaps off, but lands neck-first on the knees of The Accountant. The Accountant rolls into a cover over Knife as soon as he’s landed.

GE Willi: 1… 2…

Kick-out. The Accountant stands up and starts hammering on the back of Knife. He hauls him to his feet, and looks for the DDT – but Knife rolls forwards before landing and sprints at the back of the standing Accountant’s knee, taking him to the mat.

Nathan Gust: Nice roll-out there.

Knife waits for the accountant to stand; as soon as he does, he locks his arms around his waste and looks for a northern lights suplex, however – The Accountant blocks it, and ends up hitting a gutwrench powerbomb. The Accountant locks in a Boston crab that Knife crawls out of in a hurry.

Nathan Gust: Knife is getting agitated now!

Knife scrambles away from The Accountant, before charging at him without warning, and knocking him off balance. As he reels back – Knife leaps to the top and hits the fallen petal drop-kick!

Erik Dean: That’s gotta be it!

Nathan Gust: Looks like it, Knife with the cover!

GE Willi: One… Two… Three!

Nathan Gust: Looks like Knife is the new number one contender for the IC title.

Erik Dean: Hooray!

t e l e v i s i o n . T I T L E
*BASTARD* vs. BELLA MORTE
STANDARD MATCH

The arena goes dark, and deep red lights flicker throughout the arena. 'Capital Punishment {MM6 Remix}' by Unit 187 plays, and Bella Morte appears in the entranceway. She looks around her, then walks down the ramp. She slides into the ring, and stays on all fours for a moment. She lifts herself to her knees, looks around a again, then stands up. She then waits in the corner for her opponent.

Nathan Gust: This is going to be great.

"Arsehole" by Snuff begins to play. The fans go wild as Bastard walks out with the Television Title around his waist. Suddenly... smoke shoots out from backstage and Kabal follows him down the ramp. Both men stand at the bottom of the ramp talking. All of a sudden, "Arsehole" cuts off and "Awake" by Godsmack begins to play.

Erik Dean: Wait a second. Is that...

Suddenly, a big RWA logo flashes up on the screen.

Nathan Gust: It's Michael Pettis!

Michael Pettis - Owner of Renegade Wrestling Alliance - walks out onto the stage.

Erik Dean: How'd he get in here?

Nathan Gust: He's my friend... and sort of a big brother to me. I gave him a backstage pass.

Erik Dean: Oh... yeah...

Pettis walks down the ramp to hear the boos from the fans. He stops by Bastard and Kabal. While his music is still playing. He talks to the two guys. Pettis then shakes hands with both men and the three start walking up the ramp.

Nathan Gust: What's going on?

Bastard stops for a moment and He removes the TV Title from around his waist. He then kisses it and throws it into the ring.

Erik Dean: Does this mean that He forfeits?

Nathan Gust: I suppose so.

Bastard, Kabal, and Pettis all wave to the fans as they walk backstage. In the ring, Bella Morte picks up the title.

Erik Dean: Though she didn't really fight for it, she is now the Television Champion.

Nathan Gust: What a "great" match that was.

The scene fades to the backstage area. There we see Allisa O'Toole with Drake Daemon and Sythe.

"This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays out through the arena and the fans get up to their feet and cheer. The Billionaire walks out and dollars fall from the ceiling. The crowd clambers over each other to get it. She claps her hands and lifts her cane up into the air. She swings around and then strides down the ramp. She rolls in under the bottom rope and is assisted to her feet by the ring announcer. While she waits, she kicks her shoes out to the outside and hands her jacket to the announcer.

Erik Dean: Well, this main event match ought to kick copious amounts of ass.

Nathan Gust: Indeed. With Connor MacDaddy, and a woman of the prestige of Allisa, who knows what's gonna happen?

"Got You By The Balls" by AC/DC plays as Connor MacDaddy comes down to the ring with the Intercontinental Championship on his waist and the Xtreme Title on his shoulder. Connor slides into the ring and hands the referee his titles. Then, out of no where, "Cutsman" by HORSE the Band plays. SFT Commish Travis Malekpour comes out to the ramp, microphone in hand with Brickface at his side. He then begins to speak.

Travis Malekpour: You know, I was thinking to myself, man, what a cool match this is going to be. A match between Allisa and Connor ought to boost up ratings substantially. But then I was like, you know, I think I wanna boost them even more. So to do that, I called over a Professional Ratings Booster Specialist. Actually, I lied to you, there's no such thing as a Professional Ratings Booster Specialist. But there is a way to make this match even better. So... I decided that this is a no disqualification match. Whateva, I'm about to bake out a van. I mean... bake cookies... and deliver them... in my van... yes... my van... uhhh... POICE!

"Cutsman" plays again and Travis leaves, as does Brickface, and the bell rings.

Allisa and Connor circle each other, and begin to grapple. Connor gets the better of the situation and throws her into the corner. Connor begins to stomp down on Allisa. Connor picks her up and goes for a Suplex but she lands on her feet, and then spins around into a crushing DDT. Allisa goes for a pinfall.

Nathan Gust: Allisa wasn't gonna get it THAT quick, I'll tell you that much.

Erik Dean: But that was one hell of a DDT... Connor better think about how He judges women as a lesser sex.

Allisa picks up Connor and bounces him off the ropes, and she goes for a spinning crescent kick, but Connor ducks under it and comes from under the ropes and spears her into a pinfall...

But Allisa rolls out and flips over into a neckbreaker. She turns over picking Connor up, and gives Connor a neckbreaker/sleeper hybrid and proceeds to choking him out. Connor struggles... but stops moving for a while. The referee picks up his arm.

The referee signals two, and holds up Connor's arm again, and when He lets go, Connor's arm stays in the air. Connor begins to get up slowly, but Allisa doesn't let him get all the way up without another sleeper drop. Allisa rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring. She begins to throw in assorted objects... a chair... followed by a garbage can... then a table is picked up, and Allisa begins to set up the table on the outside. Connor starts to move as she does. She finishes setting up the table, and then throws in a handicapped parking sign. She begins to get on the apron, and as soon as she turns around, Connor nails her in the head with the chair, but hits the rope at the same time, causing Allisa to fall down through the table she just set up, and Connor to catch a nasty chair shot and land right through the garbage can.

The crowd begins a "Holy Shit!" chant as witnessing what they have just witnessed. James Dupre is in shock. James looks around, shocked, and looks at Connor to make sure he's all right, and then slides out and looks at Allisa to see if she's all right A few backstage officials come to the ring and talk to Dupre. Dupre then walks over to Gust and Dean and says something.

Nathan Gust: HAHA! JUST KIDDING! Senior Titans Referee James Dupre is going to allow this match to continue, and it should, considering Allisa and Connor are starting to get up.

Allisa starts to get up, barley, as does Connor. As they rise to their feet, James Dupre comes back around and concentrates on the match. Allisa slides back in the ring, as Connor gets up. Connor picks up to Allisa the "Big Mac", and attempts but Allisa squirms into "Hate", and Connor's head crashes down onto the handicapped parking sign as Allisa takes him down amazingly quickly, and the crowd goes insane. Connor is struggling and turning red.

Connor is completely unable to breath as the stomach shots get harder each time Allisa hits him. Suddenly He can't take it anymore, and then...

Erik Dean: My GOD! In an amazing turn, Connor MacDaddy TAPPED out to Allisa!

Nathan Gust: Holy shit, I can't believe this, but I can, but I can't, but I can!

As Allisa is celebrating with the championship, "Demise Of Sanity" by Black Label Society begins to play and Knife runs out with a chair. He slides into the ring and goes to hit the champion, but she drop-kicks the chair into his face.

Nathan Gust: Looks like the new champion just punked out the next challenger!

Erik sighs. Inside the ring, Allisa picks up the title and she turns to Connor, who is getting up in his corner. She smiles and walks towards him.

Connor leaves the ring and He walks up the ramp. Allisa shrugs and walks with her title proudly up the ramp.

Nathan Gust: Yes, but He still holds the RWA Tag Team Titles with me. Speaking of which... I have a match tomorrow night. Shit. See ya, Erik.

Erik Dean: Uhh... party! Naw... just kidding. It's time for me to say goodnight. We'll be back again next week as we roll into the Allstate Arena for another exciting episode of Tuesday Night Titans. We'll see you then!

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