The show opens to the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. We go straight to Nathan Gust and Erik Dean, who look quite happy.
Nathan Gust: A few weeks ago, a mysterious man appeared on the show.
Erik Dean: Tonight, we have word that he will reveal himself!
Nathan Gust: And if it's who I think it is... well... yeah.
Erik Dean: Uhh... first match!
Nathan Gust: Both slackers are already in the ring.
THE
ACCOUNTANT vs. JOE MOKOKO
STANDARD
OPENING MATCH
Erik Dean: Where's the bell?
The bell rings.
Nathan Gust: You're psychic!
The Accountant and Joe Mokoko lock up. Accountant overpowers Joe. He slams Joe to the mat with a weak powerslam.
Erik Dean: Meh.
Accountant gets up and he helps Joe back up. He sets Joe up for "Guilty As Charged", but - out of nowhere - he gets a chair slammed across his back.
Nathan Gust: It's the mystery man!
The masked man slams the chair a few times on Accountant before he moves to Joe.
Erik Dean: He is decimating Joe Mokokokokokoko!
He then throws Accountant over Joe and he leaves.
Nathan Gust: I'm glad that Ge Willi didn't call it off. That was fun.
The new ref counts.
GE Willi: 1... 2... 3!
The bell sounds.
Erik Dean: Accountant just won and the masked man just disappeared.
Accountant celebrates the odd victory.
Nathan Gust: Oh yeah... I forgot something...
Gust grabs a mic.
Nathan Gust: Good job on the win... I guess. As for you, Mr. Mokoko... you're fired!
He sits back down and the scene fades to the backstage area.
Winner = THE ACCOUNTANT!
We see Allisa O'Toole with her Intercontinental and Lightweight Titles. Connor MacDaddy walks over with his Xtreme Title. Allisa sighs.
Connor MacDaddy: What's wrong?
Allisa O'Toole: I have to go.
Connor MacDaddy: What?
Allisa O'Toole: After the show. I'm taking some time off to clear my head.
Connor MacDaddy: Wow. Hey... don't forfeit tonight.
Allisa O'Toole: Oh... I wouldn't dream of it. I'm going to fight to the death for this title.
Connor MacDaddy: Good. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Connor smiles and he walks away. We go back to the ring where Ruthless System and Virus Version 2.0 are already in the ring.
RUTHLESS
SYSTEM vs. VIRUS VERSION 2.0
STANDARD
MID-CARD MATCH
Erik Dean: This is going to be fun.
Nathan Gust: Yeah... right.
The bell rings and the two men circle each other in the ring.
Erik Dean: Yawn.
Suddenly, the masked man runs into the ring and he takes out both men. Virus gets up and is given a vicious DDT. He then grabs System and he delivers a cradle tombstone piledriver to Ruthless right onto Virus.
Nathan Gust: Again... our other new referee Brickface doesn't stop the fun. Yea!
The man steps back and Brickface goes to count.
Brickface: 1... 2... 3!
Erik Dean: Ruthless System wins... again.
Nathan Gust: And Virus is on my "Warning List". I'm sick of people not caring.
Erik Dean: Hey... the masked man has a microphone...
Winner = RUTHLESS SYSTEM
The man raises the mic.
Masked Man: Tonight... a true legends is revealed!
He quickly takes off the black mask.
Nathan Gust: Oh my God! It's NIGHTMARE!!
Nightmare: Expecting somebody else? Sorry. It's just me. Wait. Sorry? No. Not me. You people should be sorry. A true legends comes back and you people don't give a damn. Same old SFT. No matter. I can destroy all opposition without your support. Now... I'm going to get a front row seat for a match with two people at the top of my hit list.
Nightmare leaves the ring and he walks over to the barricade. He climbs over and shoves a fan to the side for his own seat.
Erik Dean: Holy shit. Nightmare is back!
Nathan Gust: SFT is in trouble now.
Erik Dean: Derrr... on with the show...
t e l e v i s i o n . T I T L E
*BELLA
MORTE*
vs. RYAN SKOLD
STANDARD
MATCH
"The American Jesus" by Bad Religion and the fans cheer. Out onto the stage comes Ryan Skold with Myris. The two men walk down to the ring. Skold gets into the ring and he stretches. Myris goes to the announcer's table.
Nathan Gust: What an honor.
Myris: If you say so.
Skold's music dies down and "Capital Punishment (MM6 Remix)" by Unit 187 starts to play. Out comes the new Television Champion Bella Morte.
Erik Dean: Tonight is Bella Morte's chance to prove herself as a champion.
Myris: She'll have a hard time doing that with Ryan in there.
Bella Morte walks halfway down the ramp and she stops. She then runs into the ring, drops the belt, and gets in a cross-body block, followed by a pinfall attempt to with Skold gets away from. The two technically skilled maniacs wrestle to gain control until Skold pins Morte to the mat.
Nathan Gust: Not even a one count. Skold let go.
Skold and Morte both get up. Skold throws Morte into the corner. He then executes a perfect monkey flip before climbing to the top. He then drops a massive elbow drop and goes for the cover. Referee Ge Willi goes for the count.
GE Willi: 1... 2... NO!
Morte reverses the cover with a roll-up.
GE Willi: 1... 2... NO!
Skold reverses with one of his own.
GE Willi: 1... NO!
Another counter from Morte!
GE Willi: 1... NO!
Another counter by Skold, this time grabbing Morte's tights without GE Willi seeing.
GE Willi: 1... 2... 3!
Erik Dean: It's over!
The bell rings and GE Willi hands Ryan Skold the Television Title.
Myris: His methods may be shady... but he won!
Myris leaves the table and he gets into the ring. Bella Morte leaves and walks up the ramp.
Winner = RYAN SKOLD!
Myris raises Skold's arm in the air. Suddenly, a man slides into the ring and he knocks down both men.
Nathan Gust: It's the masked man again!
Erik Dean: But that was Nightmare... who's in the front row!
The camera shows Nightmare, who looks shocked.
Nathan Gust: Weird.
This new mystery man delivers a flawless cradle tombstone piledriver to Skold onto the TV Title. He then helps Myris up, looks into his eyes, and sets him up for a reverse suplex.
Erik Dean: What is he going to do?
The man lifts Myris up and pauses for a moment before dropping him with a stunner.
Nathan Gust: OH SHIT! "DARKNESS FALLS"!
The man stands over the body of Myris and he takes off the mask. The fans don't recognize the short hair, but they do the face. That is apparent by their cheers.
Erik Dean: It's... it's...
Nightmare stands up with a microphone.
Nightmare: AJ NIN RED RUM!
Nightmare is now next to the ring.
Nightmare: It's good to see you, friend.
Nightmare slides in. Aj Nin takes off his long sleeve shirt, revealing that he's in better shape now than when he left.
Nightmare: I'm glad you're back.
Nightmare extends his hand. Aj Nin grabs the mic from the other.
Aj Nin Red Rum: FUCK YOU!
Aj Nin kicks Nightmare in the gut and he delivers the cradle tombstone piledriver to Nightmare.
Nathan Gust: That was the original "Dead Weight".
Aj Nin then looks down at Myris.
Aj Nin Red Rum: For the past year... you have held a grudge against me. Every single opportunity you have had to get revenge has led you deeper into depression. Myris, old friend, it's time for you to get back up and get your sweet revenge.
Aj Nin pauses for a moment.
Aj Nin Red Rum: Just as I thought...
Aj Nin turns to leave and Myris pops to his feet. He turns Aj Nin around, gives him a devilish look, and delivers his "Preaching What You Prey" to the former partner of his. Myris then picks up a mic.
Myris: Aj Nin Red Rum... I'm glad to see you back in SFT... especially in time for November Reign III. You see, old friend, I have been dreaming of the day when you would return to SFT. Now... here you are... and here am I. What am I getting at? I challenge you to a match on the 30th. A match of my choosing. So... once you are conscious... I'd like an answer. Keep in mind that, although you may think you are retired, that is nothing compared to what you will be after our match on November 30th.
"Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine plays and Myris helps up Ryan Skold. The two men walk away smiling.
Erik Dean: That was surreal.
Nathan Gust: Could the infamous matchless feud between these two come to an end at November Reign? Only time will tell...
The scene fades to the backstage area where Travis Malekpour is with the rest of the KKK.
They are signing autographs for handicap children.
Travis Malekpour: So... you think you're special, little boy?
Little Boy: Yessa. Mama says God wanted to take my arms away so I can be the specialist boy on earth.
Travis Malekpour: Isn't that nice...
Travis puts the autographed book in the boy's mouth and he walks away happy. Travis leans over to Brickface
Travis Malekpour: I'm scared. These kids are going to kill me.
Brickface: You's paranoid boss.
Travis Malekpour: Why thank you!
The scene fades back to the ring, where the main event is about to begin.
main_event
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n t e r c o n t i n e n t a l . T I T L E
*ALLISA
O'TOOLE*
vs. CONNOR MACDADDY
30
MINUTES IRON WARRIOR MATCH
Erik Dean: I'd say this match is quite simple. Allisa O'Toole and Connor MacDaddy will be given thirty minutes to brawl in a hardcore, no disqualification, no count-out, falls count anywhere battle where they will each try to get as many pinfalls, submissions, or table breaking as possible. Whoever has the most by the end of the match will be the Intercontinental Champion. Sounds fun.
"This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays out through the arena and the fans get up to their feet and cheer. 'The Billionaire' walks out and dollars fall from the ceiling.
Nathan Gust: Yea! Money!
The crowd clambers over each other to get it. Allisa claps her hands and lifts her cane up into the air. She swings around and then strides down the ramp. She rolls in under the bottom rope and is assisted to her feet by Senior Referee James Dupre. While she waits, she kicks her shoes out to the outside and hands her jacket to Dupre.
Erik Dean: What... does she think she is the queen of everything?
Nathan Gust: Basically...
Erik Dean: Oh...
"Got You By The Balls" by AC/DC then plays. The fans cheer as the former two time Intercontinental Champion Connor MacDaddy walks out onto the stage. Without any fancy intro, Connor runs down to the ring and he slides in. He immediately pummels the tiny Allisa to the ground and he uses his 123 pound weight advantage to keep her down.
James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!
The bell rings and the first fall is done.
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 0
CONNOR MACDADDY = 1
{00:15}
Nathan Gust: That was quick.
Connor helps Allisa up and they lock up. Connor overpowers Allisa and sets her up for a brainbuster, but she slips out and rolls him up, using the ropes for assistance.
James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!
The bell rings and the second fall is done.
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 1
CONNOR MACDADDY = 1
{00:32}
Erik Dean: I love knowing that everything is legal in this match.
. . . s t a t i c . . .
Nathan Gust: What the hell just happened?
Erik Dean: I'm not sure... but Allisa and Connor have been at it the whole time. Now the two champions are fighting on the stage now!
Connor grabs Allisa by the throat and he takes her to the edge of the stage. With a smile on his face, he lifts her high up in the air and slams her right through a conveniently placed table next to the stage.
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 6
CONNOR MACDADDY = 9
{16:01}
Nathan Gust: Nicely done.
With Allisa O'Toole down and out, Connor jumps down and he covers her again for the hell of it.
James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 6
CONNOR MACDADDY = 10
{16:38}
Erik Dean: Okay now... this is just pathetic. Can't this match be stopped early?
Nathan Gust: Ummm... no!
Connor decides to take Allisa back to the ring. He slings the small girl onto his shoulder and carries her like she is nothing. He then throws her over the top rope and slides in. Out of nowhere, Knife comes out and cracks Connor over the head with a kendo stick. With Connor down, Knife goes for the cover.
Erik Dean: Uhhh...
James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 7
CONNOR MACDADDY = 10
{17:21}
Nathan Gust: Uhhh... I'll allow it!
Knife then covers Allisa.
James Dupre: 1... 2... 3!
ALLISA
O'TOOLE = 7
CONNOR MACDADDY = 11
{17:37}
Erik Dean: Has Knife gone insane?
Nathan Gust: I don't know. He must want to be the Intercontinental Champion so badly that he had to get pinfalls over both competitors tonight.
Erik Dean: Makes sense to me.
With both potential champions down, Knife walks away laughing before pointing to the Intercontinental Championship that may soon be his.
Nathan Gust: Oh look! They're getting up!
As Connor and Allisa start to stand up, Knife goes back in with a chair and he pretty much takes both of their heads off. Knife leaves again, for real this time. Mr. Dupre checks to see if either of them are conscious. He then shakes his head and looks at Gust and Dean, who both nod. Dupre then grabs a microphone.
James Dupre: This match is officially being stopped. Due to a 11-7 fall ratio... here is your winner... and NEW Intercontinental Champion... CONNOR MACDADDY!
Winner = CONNOR MACDADDY!
Writer: Nathan Gust
"Got You By The Balls" by AC/DC starts to play and Dupre drops the IC Title onto Connor's chest.
Nathan Gust: What an incredible match that was. We are so sorry that you missed a large portion of it, but sometimes that happens in television.
Erik Dean: Yes it does. Tonight, we saw two new champions... just like last week. Tune in next week for a Hardcore Match between Connor MacDaddy and Knife with the Intercontinental Championship on the line!
Connor and Allisa are both helped up. On their way up the ramp, the lights go out.
Nathan Gust: I hate it when this happens.
When the lights come back on, all four of the trainers that were helping Allisa and Connor are down. So are Connor and Allisa themselves. Standing over them is a man we have not seen in a long time.
Erik Dean: Is that...
Nathan Gust: It is!
Dean + Gust: DOOM IS BACK!
Doom laughs maniacally as the show fades to darkness.
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