Tuesday Night Titans

TITANS
November 25th, 2003

The show opens.

Erik Dean: Tonight we have a boring show.

Nathan Gust: Yep. First match time.

Erik Dean: It just so happens to be an AOB Match!

JOHN MERCER vs. JACK JONES
ALL OUT BEATING MATCH

Jack and Mercer are standing in the ring, ready to fight. Jack punches Mercer in the face and laughs. Then he kicks him in the nuts. All the sudden, Syn runs down, and throws a brick at Jack's head. Mercer is confused.

Erik Dean: Huh?

Nathan Gust: Don't ask me.

Travis Malekpour: Straight up rediculos.

Gust + Dean: What are you doing here?!

Travis Malekpour: This match was gonna suck, and now this asser stumbles in.

Syn then grabs Mercer as he's getting up from outside the ring, and pulls him out of the ring, and keeps his neck on the ring apron. Syn lifts up the ring rope, and drops it on Mercer's neck.

Travis Malekpour: This sucks. I'mma bout to be out this bitch cause of this crap.

Nathan Gust: Nah.

Travis Malekpour: Whateva.

Syn leaves, eating raw meat like a badass.

Erik Dean: I guess Syn wins...

w i n n e r = S Y N!

Nathan Gust: I'm bored.

Travis Malekpour: Me too.

Erik Dean: Titans sucks.

Nathan Gust: At least it's on time!

Travis Malekpour: Bah ha ha ha!

Erik Dean: Not funny.

Nathan Gust: I was kiddin', Erik. You know you muh boy.

Erik Dean: Yeah yeah yeah...

Some random song plays and the fans all say "YEA!" as Doom walks out. Sadly, that's the only ovation he gets. He runs down the ramp and he slides into the ring.

Nathan Gust: Main event time. Hooray...

Travis Malekpour: You sound so enthusiastic.

Nathan Gust: Whooo...

main_event
SMURFMASTER vs. DOOM
STUPID MATCH

"Goldfinger" by 99 Red Balloons then starts to play. Out onto the stage comes SmurfMaster along with Papa Smurf. The two smurfy people walk down the ramp and Master slides in. He and Doom tie up and the bell sounds.

Erik Dean: We want a winner and stuff.

Smurf pushes Doom away and hits him with a supre kick. He then climbs to the top and jumps off with a shooting star press.

Nathan Gust: "Small Things"!

Travis Malekpour: Hey! It's not my fault! I haven't developed yet!

Erik Dean: He was talking abou the move...

Travis Malekpour: Oh yeah! Ha ha! Just kidding!

Smurf goes for the cover.

1...

2...

The bell sounds and the referee raises SmurfMaster's hand in victory.

w i n n e r = S M U R F Y !

Erik Dean: Well kids... that was the gayest episode of Titans I've ever seen. I'm outta here.

Dean gets up and walks away. Travis and Nathan both sigh.

Nathan Gust: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last time you see the two of us on this program.

Travis Malekpour: That's right, folks. No longer will we be here for your viewing pleasures.

Nathan Gust: It's been a lot of fun. Really it has. I've done this show since December 31st of last year... and my time is up.

Travis Malekpour: Mine too. I'm just not into this anymore.

Nathan Gust: Neither am I. Good night and good bye.

The show fades to black... and stuff.