main_event
Connor MacDaddy vs. Incubus
NON TITLE - BATTLE AT CHUCK E. CHEESE
TITANS
February 3rd, 2004
The show opens.
The TNT theme hits the pa and the fans are going insane as the camera pans around the arena, we see signs that say “Hardcore is Hect!” “Dean is GOD” and “Allisa Call me”. As the pyro stops we go to ringside with Emily and Jake.
Emily: Hello every one and welcome again to Tuesday Night Titans!
Jake: Tonight we got the debuit of Nick Kincaid.
Emily: We also have a tag title match.
Jake: And the main event fetures Incubus and one half of the SFT title holders Connor MacDaddy going at it.
Emily: Oh yea its going to be a great show Jake. Lets get started!
Mike
Zybala vs. Nick Kincaid
STANDARD
MATCH
Nick Kincaid and Zybala stare eachother down in the center of the ring. Nick talks crap to Zybala. Zybala shrugs it off. Nick spits in Zybala's face and Zybala stares at Nick, wiping his face. Zybala then acts like he's going to turn his back on Nick, but then hits Nick with a solid right hand. Zybala beats Nick to the ropes, the whips him and hits a hip toss. Zybala goes down and hooks on a reverse chin lock on Nick. Nick fights out of it, and whips Zybala to the ropes and hits a drop toehold. Nick then hops over and hooks a headlock on Zybala. Zybala gets up and shoots Nick off into the ropes. On the rebound Nick gets caught by a boot to the stomach, and Zybala then punches Nick in the back of the head as he's bent over, and sets up Nick for a powerbomb.
Emily: "Oh my, did he just....?"
Jake: "Donkey punch followed by a powerbomb.....DONKEY BOMB!"
From out of nowhere VP Hect comes out to commentary.
Hect: "BAH GAWD, SLOBBAH KNOCKAH, SLOBBAH KNOCKAH!"
Jake: "Eh..."
Emily: "..."
Zybala goes for a pin after the powerbomb, but only gets a 2 count. Zybala picks up Nick and whips him to the ropes. Zybala hits a powerslam. Zybala pins again.
1... 2...
Nick kicks out again.
Jake: "Zybala's probably wondering what he's got to do to put Nick Kincaid away."
Hect: "Kick him square in the jewels."
Emily: "YEAH!"
Jake: "EMILY!"
Emily: "Heh, sorry."
Hect: "BOOYA!"
Zybala looks frustrated and whips Nick to the corner. Zybala follows in and is met with a boot to the face. Zybala is stunned but not for long, as he rushes in again, and again gets a boot to the face. Nick then bursts out of the corner with a clothesline. Nick picks up Zybala and hits a suplex. Nick holds onto Zybala and hits another suplex. Nick holds onto it again and hits another suplex. Nick holds on one more time, this time hitting a harsh avalanche style brainbuster and going for a pin.
1... 2...
Zybala barely kicks out, and seems to be woozie.
Jake: "How did Zybala kick out of that."
Hect: "Speed."
Jake: "Huh?"
Hect: "He shoots up before the matches."
Emily: "No way."
Hect: "HAHAHAHA I'm kidding....or am I?"
Jake: "...."
Nick gets up and picks up Zybala. Nick kicks Zybala and gets behind him and hits a high angle backdrop. Nick picks up Zybala and punches him a few times and then hits the ropes. On the
rebound Nick is stopped dead in his tracks by a sideslam from Zybala. Zybala gets up and whips Nick to the ropes. Zybala ducks down and Nick runs up and quickly hooks on a backslide.
1... 2... 3!
Nick runs out of the ring and falls on his ass in the entranceway as the ref rings the bell.
Jake: "What an upset, a quick backslide from Kincaid gives him the win, and Zybala is in the ring confused."
Hect: "That was some good stuff right there...you hear that?"
Jake and Emily look at Hect.
Hect: "...there it is again, you hear it?? AHHHHHHHH"
Hect drops his headphones and runs away through the crowd as Emily and Jake look on in disbelief. Nick Kincaid is seen walking to the back with his hands raised in victory.
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i n n e r = N I C K K I N C A I D !
segment_one
We go backstage to see Doom and Cowboy Jack Jones in there locker room getting ready.
Doom: You ready to go out there?
Cowboy Jack: Damn right I am.
Doom: Alright man, lets not lose these titles.
Cowboy Jack: Nah it wont be a problem.
We then fade to ringside.
Rob
Michaels & Dr Xachary Briggs vs. Doom & Cowboy Jack Jones
TAG
TEAM TITLE MATCH
[The bell sounds for this Tag Team Championship match. The starting men from each team - Michaels and Doom - step into the ring.] Emily: It's "Hybrid Man" and "Spirit Boy" starting this off. Jake: What? Emily: Nothing, Jake. Nothing at all. [Rob throws Doom into the ropes and clotheslines.] Jake: I really love dots. Emily: Huh? Jake: Just being random. [Michaels quickly goes for the pin.]
1... Jake: That was definately too soon. [Rob Michaels then gets up, drags Doom to his corner, and tags in Briggs.] Emily: Fresh man in. [Briggs throws Doom into the opposite corner and he goes for a splash, but Doom ducks it and grabs Briggs from behind. He locks his arms around Xachary's waist and he flings him back with a release German suplex. Doom follows that up with a mean armlock. Xachary gets to the ropes, forcing Doom to break the hold. Doom gets to his feet and he kicks Briggs in the head before he can get up. Briggs goes back down and Doom drops a leg on him before going over to his own corner. He tags in Cowboy Jack, who jumps over the ropes and says something to Doom. Doom then lifts Jack Jones up in a military press and Doom tosses his partner on top of Xachary, who was on his hands and knees.] Jake: That's got to hurt... [Jack Jones helps Xachary Briggs up and he throws the poor boy into the corner to tag in Rob Michaels, who joyfully enters. He goes to the middle of the ring and the two men lock up. Michaels quickly goes behind and he goes for a German suplex, but Jones blocks it... and again... and again. Finally pissed off, Michaels turns Jones around and he plants him with a swift DDT.] Emily: Doom sure does want to get in there... [Doom does his best to distract Michaels. Michaels runs over and he delivers a nice right hand to Doom personally, but doesn't knock him off the apron. Doom gets into the ring and he tackles Michaels. This brings Briggs into the ring, too. Briggs spears Doom away from Michaels and the two brawl on one side of the ring... while Jack Jones climbs the turnbuckle. He jumps off at Michaels, but Rob slides out of the ring. Jones gets to his feet and he flings himself over the top rope onto Michaels.] Jake: Total chaos. [Briggs kicks away from Doom and he gets to his feet. He sees the other two men outside of the ring and he hits a suicide plancha right over the top rope, taking down Michaels and Jones. Doom gets up and he goes to the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and he jumps off, taking down all three men who had just gotten up.] Emily: Wow. The referee doesn't know what to do! [The referee orders them to get back into the ring. Doom helps Jones up and the two take Michaels back into the ring. Doom whips Michaels across the ring and he wraps him upon when he comes back. Lifting him high into the air, Doom spins Michaels around. Jones delivers a huge clothelines after jumping off of the second rope to Michaels as he is in the arms of Doom.] Jake: We all saw this at New Beginnings! This is all over now! [Outside of the ring, Briggs gets to his feet. Jones hits a baseball slide as Doom goes for the cover.]
1... 2... 3! [The bell rings and their music plays.] Chimpo the Chimp: The winners of this match as a result of pinfall and STILL Tag Team Champions... "Cowboy" Jack Jones and Doom! [The champions grab their titles and they get the hell out of Dodge.]
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i n n e r = D O O M & C O W B O Y J A C K !
segment_two
We see Doom and Cowboy walking through the halls with their titles, then all of a sudden BAM! Fireball and Fox nail them with chairs and Both Doom and Cowboy fall to the floor. Fireball and Fox then begin to kick the fallen Champs. Fireball and Fox then leave Doom and Cowboy outcold on the floor.
Emily: What the hell?
Jake: I have no idea man.
Emily: Man?
Jake: I mean beautiful.
Emily: That’s better.
segment_three
We then go backstage to Erik Dean’s office. Dean is seen walking around his office and on his phone.
Erik Dean: Where the fuck is Hect. And why isn’t Connor and Incubus here yet? God damn it Hect…
We then go to ringside.
Emily: Did he just say he didn’t know where Connor and Incubus were?
Jake: I think he just did.
Emily: Wait, I am getting word that we are going to Chuckey Cheese….
Jake: Why?
Emily: By orders of VP Hect….
main_event
Connor MacDaddy vs. Incubus
NON
TITLE - BATTLE AT CHUCK E. CHEESE
VP Hect is seen on the big screen, eating a slice of pizza.
Hect: "I'm here at a local Chuck E. Cheese for a reason. That reason
being I
was hungry. And i brought along the co-World champ, Connor MacDaddy,
and his
opponent for tonight, Incubus. Why did I bring them with me? Well, one;
they
wanted pizza. Two; I've decided their match tonight will be falls count
anywhere in Chuck E. Cheese. With that said, and me being the suave
referee
I am, lets start this shindig, WOOT!"
Hect yells out, "MATCH ON!" And Incubus is seen bursting out of the
ball
pit, balls and children flying everywhere. Connor grabs a basketball
from
the little basketball game. Incubus tries sneaking out of the ball pit
but
Connor sees him and tosses a basketball at Incubus's head.
Hect: "OH WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!" *eats a pizza*
Incubus is stunned by the ball shot for a second, long enough for
Connor to
run and hit a dropkick to Incubus's head. Connor elbows the back of
Incubus's head a couple times and drags him completely out of the ball
pit.
Connor picks up Incubus and whips him to the Area 51 game. A child
dives out
of the way and Incubus crashes into the arcade game. Connor runs at
Incubus,
and at the last minute Inky backdrops Connor into the game, cracking
the
screen. Incubus grabs a pizza pan left on a near by table and slams it
over
Connor's head. Connor crumbles in a heap and Inky pins. Hect runs over
and
hits a count on a table.
1... 2...
Connor narrowly kicks out. Inky gets the pan again and slams it on
Connor's
forehead. Inky gets up and picks up Connor and whips him into the
ski-ball
game. Inky runs and hits a one legged dropkick on Connor, who had just
stood
up. Connor falls on his ass, his legs slightly spread over the lane.
Inky
notices the ski-balls, and grabs them. He begins tossing them up the
lane,
at Connor's groin. Hect laughs in the distance and begins to choke on a
piece of pizza, and then tries chugging soda to not choke, as Connor
writhes
in pain from the ski-balls. Inky gets up on the game and pins Connor.
Hect
runs over.
1... 2...
Connor gets his shoulder up before the 3, and Inky looks frustrated. He
drags Connor off the ski-ball game, causing Connor to hit his head on
the
floor. Inky picks up Connor and sets him up on a table. Inky pulls the
table
over to the little kiddie play area. Inky climbs the play area, and
jumps
off onto Connor. The table doesn't give, but both Connor and Inky
suffer
some pain from this stunt. Hect orders a beer while Inky and Connor
groan in
pain. Hect looks over at them, and decides to order a pitcher of beer.
While
Hect does that, a person dressed up as Chuck E. Cheese walks over to
Connor,
who's still on the table, holding his mid-section. Chuck slaps Connor's
face, to see if he's ok. Chuck pulls Connor off the table. Connor, in
pain,
and a little out of it, kicks Chuck E. Cheese and then hits a Daddy
Bomb on
Chuck, into the table, which still doesn't break. Inky, getting up
slowly,
sees this and quickly runs and tackles Connor. Connor and Inky begin
trading
punches and reverse knife-edge chops. Inky gets the upper hand and then
kicks Conor and goes for a nothern lghts suplex. Inky does it, doing a
release version, sendingConnor over a table. Connor rolls over the
table,
and ends up landing on his feet and quickly gts up on the table. With
children screaming and parens trying to keep the kids from the match.
Connor
jumps off the table with a double axe handle. Connor rolls Inky onto a
table
and gets up on the table too. Connor picks up Inky and Inky punches
Connor
and hooks Connor for a backdrop. Inky hits a backdrop pin into a pan of
pzza. Inky's and Connor's shoulders are down for the pin, as Hect runs
over
with beer in hand.
1... 2...
Connor gets his shoulder up, but Inky's are still down.
3!
Hect: "Here is your winner, CONNOR MACDADDY!!! Chuck, give the bill to
Incubus, I'm gone, later."
Hect runs out of the place as Connor raises his hands in victory, and
pulls
a slice of pizza off his back and eats it, Inky sits on the table, with
his
face in his hands.
w i n n e r = C O N N O R M A C D A D D Y !
Connor MacDaddy then gets up from his feet, he then looks down at Incubus and laughs at him. He picks him up and drags him over and then slams his head through the glass prize case breaking the glass and breaking open Incubus’s head. Blood is every where now as Connor tries to open it up more and more. Connor then takes his finger and takes some of Incubus’s blood and write “XCW” on Incubus’s for-head. Connor then kicks Incubus in the gut, and leaves Chuckey Cheese laughing, we then look back and see Incubus out cold, and Hardcore Hect eating his pizza. We then fade away to Connor laughing….
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u e s d a y N i g h t T i t a n s ™
--Credits--
Opening: Erik Dean
Match One: Hect
Segment One: Erik Dean
Match Two: Nick Kincaid
Segment Two: Erik Dean
Segment Three: Erik Dean
Main Event: Hect
Banner Done by: Erik Dean
Ending: Erik Dean