TITANS
February
17th, 2004
Taurus
vs. Dr Xachary Briggs
STANDARD MATCH
Emily: Here we go with the first match. The good doctor, Dr. Xachary Briggs versus a newcomer...Taurus.
Jake: "I'm look at what we like to call a "squash."
The camera pans around the crowd as the opening words of "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays over the public address system. The camera focuses on the top of the entrance ramp where Taurus is standing with his back to the ring, his feet spread apart and his arms hung at his side. When the lyrics of the song begin, sparkling white pyro shoots up from his right and left sides and engulf him. He speads his arms up to both sides. After about 7 seconds in the pyro, he spins around and walks down the ramp and the pyro slowly comes to a stop. He takes about 8 steps down the ramp, stops and kisses his bicep. When he kisses his bicep, a quick flash pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. He walks down to the ring, hops up onto the ring apron and grabs the top rope firmly with both hands. While grabbing the top rope, he hops over the top rope without his feet touching the ropes. He firmly plants his feet on the mat and spins around with his arms out again. He steps up on the 2nd turnbuckle, beats his chest twice with his right fist, puts his index and middle fingers up together with the rest of the fingers down, kisses the two fingers and holds his hand out in the peace sign with the back of his hand facing out.
Emily: "He looks ready."
Jake: "READY TO DIE!!!"
Emily: "....no."
"You Just Don't Know Me At All" by Lillian Garcia hits the P.A system. After 11 Seconds of the music, A Lone Pyro Hits the Stage, making the 2 sides of the Entrance way ramp burst into Red Pyros heading Down to the Ring. Briggs, with his Full Army Outfit walks down to the ring, taunting the crowd depending on their reaction. He enters the Ring and Taunts the Crowd via. each Turnbuckle, then takes off his Cap & Cape, and waits for his opponent/s.
Jake: "The Doctor....is in!"
Emily: "...LIKE A FOX!"
Briggs and Taurus lock up in the center of the ring. Taurus begins to overpower Briggs. Briggs quickly rakes Taurus' eyes and hits a quick superkick. Taurus looks at Briggs, unphased by the superkick. Taurus then hits a big clothesline on Briggs, knocking him down. Taurus picks Briggs up and whips him to the ropes, hitting a samoan drop on the rebound. Taurus picks up Briggs again and goes for a T-bone suplex, but Briggs somehow holds onto Taurus' head and spins it into a DDT. Briggs quickly gets up and hits the ropes, and on the rebound hits a baseball slide to the head of Taurus. Briggs goes for a pin.
1... 2...
Taurus kicks out, and quickly holds his head in pain. Briggs picks up Taurus and hits a big release german suplex. Briggs sets up Taurus and hits the turnbuckle and goes for a split legged moonsault, but Taurus rolls out of the way at the last second. Briggs raises his body up on his knees, and holds his body, with his face on the mat. Taurus grabs onto the ropes to pull himself up. Briggs starts to get up too. Taurus goes for the Chaos Theory, but Briggs catches the foot. Taurus then tries a enzuigiri, but Briggs ducks it, and hooks on an ankle lock. Taurus squirms and tries crawling to the ropes, but Briggs keeps pulling him away. Taurus then somehow rolls and kicks Briggs away, breaking the ankle lock. Taurus then quickly gets up, but just hops around a little, from the pain in his ankle. Briggs, who's now up, runs at Taurus. Taurus hits a knee to Briggs's gut, and then Taurus quickly hits an enzuigiri to the back of Briggs's head. Both Briggs and Taurus lay on the mat. Taurus holds his ankle, while Briggs is holding his head.
Emily: "Wow, what a close contest so far, both men giving it their all."
Jake: "Taurus' ankle must be killing him, and the Doc's head must be throbbing. Whoever gets up first just might become the winner."
Taurus and Briggs both get up slowly. Taurus stands and looks at Briggs, who's running at him. Briggs goes for a Hypocratic Slam, but Taurus swats Briggs away and then goes for the 8 Seconds. Taurus hits it and goes for the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Emily: "OH MY GOD...what a move by Taurus and he picks up the win tonight."
Jake: "Someone needs to get help out here for Dr. Briggs, I don't think he's
consious."
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Narrator: Are you always late for work? Like this guy?
::We see a guy running through the house yelling “I’M LATE!” with only his shirt on and running right out the door::
Narrator: Do you not want to be late? Well then get a watch dumbass
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We then go to the parking area outside the arena, where a limo has just pulled up. The limo doors open and out steps Kyle Murphy!
Emily: What is he doing here, I thought he was RWA?
Jake: I dunno.
Emily: Sooo Sexy.
Jake: Am I Sexy?
Jake: NO!
Kyle then walks through the arena doors, and we fade back to ringside
Mike Zybala vs.
Shaun Sizemore
TV TITLE
- STANDARD MATCH
The arena lights completely dim. The fans know whos coming, but are patiently awaiting the music. Moments later, the guitar riffs from "For the Workforce, Drowing" by Thursday begins to permeate
throught out the building. Suddenly, red smoke, appearing like silk, fills the entrance way with a dense fog. As the smoke clears, a figure of a huge man appears. The lights fade on and it can be clearly seen that the man is "Silk" Shaun Sizemore. He walks down to the ring, hearing a massive amount of boos, but getting the respect he deserves from the more hardcore wrestling fans. With one knee on the apron of the ring, he pushes himself up onto two feet, puts his right leg over the top rope and steps into the ring. With a great presence, he takes off his sunglasses and eagerly awaits the sound of the bell.
"Midnight Express" by Giorgio Moroder hits the P.A. system as Mike Zybala comes out to the ring. Zybala enters the ring and stares at Sizemore, who's wearing the TV title.
Emily: "Shaun Sizemore has his hands full tonight, defending the SFT TV Title against Mike Zybala."
Jake: "I smell title change tonight."
The ref holds up the TV title to the crowd, as Sizemore and Zybala walk to the center of the ring and stare each other down. Suddenly Sizemore piefaces Zybala, sending him stumbling back. Zybala runs at Sizemore, who tries a clothesline, but Zybala ducks under, and turns quickly hitting a low dropkick on Sizemore's knee. Sizemore goes down to one knee as Zybala hits the ropes again. On the rebound Sizemore catches Zybala by the throat and goes for a chokeslam, but Zybala hits a dropkick out of the chokeslam. Sizemore tilts back a little, and Zybala hits the ropes again, and hits a dropkick to Sizemore's knee again. Zybala, out of no where, hits a stunner on Sizemore, and goes for a pin.
1...
Sizemore quickly kicks out of the pin, sending Zybala flying, but Zybala lands on his feet from the kickout. As Sizemore starts to stand Zybala hits another dropkick to the knee, not moving Sizemore, but causing pain. Zybala hits the ropes again, building up speed, but this time Sizemore gets up like lightning and hits a big boot on Zybala. Zybala goes sliding under Sizemore. Sizemore limps around the ring, trying to work out the pain. Sizemore walks over to Zybala. Sizemore picks up Zybala and whips him to the ropes and hits a high back body drop, and Zybala lands hard on the mat. Sizemore then hits a legdrop on Zybala. Sizemore picks up Zybala and whips him to the corner, and follows in with a harsh clothesline. Sizemore follows up with a gorilla press slam. Sizemore presses Zybala a couple times and then tosses Zybala to the center of the ring. Sizemore laughs and walks over to Zybala and gorilla presses him again. Sizemore does a couple presses with Zybala again, but this time Zybala reverses into a sunset flip.
1... 2...
Sizemore quickly kicks out, and hits a knee to Zybala's face. Sizemore tosses Zybala out of the ring and laughs a little as he follows him out.
Emily: "Now what's up with this? He doesn't need to toss him outside."
Jake: "Oh sure, he doesn't need to. He just wants to."
Sizemore hits a few kicks on Zybala. Sizemore picks up Zybala and whips him to the guardrail. Sizemore then picks up Zybala over his shoulder, and goes to ram Zybala into the corner post. Sizemore runs, but Zybala slips out of his grip, pushing Sizemore into the corner post. Zybala then grabs Sizemore's head and slams it into the corner post. Zybala rolls in and then out of the ring to break the count. Zybala kicks Sizemore a few times and then rolls Sizemore into the ring. Sizemore lays on the mat, holding his head, as Zybala runs the ropes and hits a rolling thunder on Sizemore. Zybala pins.
1... 2...
Sizemore kicks out and Zybala looks at Sizemore and waits. Sizemore gets up, not knowing where Zybala is, and then from no where Zybala comes and hits a DDT on Sizemore. Zybala quickly gets to the top rope and goes for a shooting star press. Zybala hooks the leg.
1... 2...
Sizemore, again, kicks out.
Emily: "What does Mike Zybala have to do to put down Shaun Sizemore."
Jake: "My guess is kill him."
Zybala tries picking up Sizemore but Sizemore pushes him away. Zybala runs at Sizemore, but Sizemore hits an elbow on Zybala. Sizemore then gets up and sets up Zybala for a powerbomb. Sizemore tries a powerbomb, but Zybala reverses, going over Sizemore and hitting a quick dropkick to the back of Sizemore's knee. Sizemore goes down and holds his knee, Zybala quickly capitalizes and hooks on "Can you say 'Oww?'" The ref checks on Sizemore. Sizemore tries to get the rope, but Zybala hooks on the move tight and Sizemore quickly taps out.
Emily: "OH MY GOD....WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! Shaun Sizemore tapped out, Mike Zybala wins the TV Title."
Jake: "MIKE ZYBALA IS THE NEW SFT TV CHAMPION! How he did it, it's anyone's guess!"
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We then go backstage, DVD is seen walking down the halls coming back from the
training room in the arena, up ahead he see’s Balkan leaning up against the wall with his US title, he then looks over at DVD and Smirks. DVD then passes him, and both DVD and Balkan gave each other a stair as DVD walked by. We then walk fade to ringside as we hear Balkan laughing.
René
Sogé & Barry Straight vs. Doom & Cowboy Jack Jones
TAG TITLE - STANDARD MATCH
[The show comes back from commercial to cut directly to the ring, to see the two teams already ready to go. Rene and Barry stare off at the Doom and Cowboy Jack. Doom then runs over and takes down René Sogé with a clothesline. DING DING DING!!! Doom grabs René Sogé on his way up and whips him into the ropes and as René Sogé comes back Doom goes for a back body toss but René Sogé counters into a mid-air DDT!]
Emily: That was Sweet
Jake: You bet your fine ass
Emily: You think I have a fine ass?
Jake: Oh yea!
[Both get up and René Sogé takes down Doom with a arm drag. Doom gets up and René Sogé hits another arm drag. Both get up again and René Sogé goes for an arm drag but Doom drops René Sogé locking in the arm bar. René Sogé jumps up and hits Doom with a short-arm clothesline. René Sogé covers hooking the leg and the ref counts
1... 2...
kick out by Doom. Both get up and Doom goes for a flapjack but René Sogé out of nowhere hits the reverse DDT! The fans cheer and start stomping there feet as Barry Straight is in encouraging them on. René Sogé starts crawling towards Barry Straight and Doom starts crawling towards Cowboy Jack Jones. Doom makes his way and tags in Cowboy Jack and just as René Sogé is about to tag Barry Straight, Cowboy Jack runs in hitting an elbow drop to the back of René Sogé. Cowboy Jack Jones grabs René Sogé's head hooking in the headlock as the fans boo.]
Emily: Wheee this rules!
[Cowboy Jack gets up as René Sogé powers himself up and René Sogé launches Cowboy Jack off as Barry Straight tags René Sogé on the back with the blind tag. Cowboy Jack comes back as René Sogé launches him into a flapjack as Barry Straight is on the top rope. The fans cheer as Barry Straight flies off the top turnbuckle hitting a leg drop!!! Barry Straight covers and the ref counts
1... 2...
Doom saves his partner by stomping Barry Straight in the back of the head. Barry Straight gets up and grabs Doom going for a huge punch but Cowboy Jack hits Barry Straight with a low blow as Doom hits a superkick! Cowboy Jack school boys Barry Straight holding the tights as the ref counts
1... 2...
save by René Sogé as he dropkicks Cowboy Jack in the face.]
Emily: Oh man so close
Jake: How close
Emily: Very.
Jake: Really?
[Barry Straight pulls himself up and waits for Cowboy Jack Jones to pull himself which he does. Barry Straight then goes for a shuffle sidekick but Cowboy Jack Jones steps backwards and hits an elbow smash once, hits the elbow smash again and then staggers Barry Straight with a hard slap. Cowboy Jack Jones goes to grab Barry Straight's arm but Barry Straight rolls and bounces off the ropes hitting a hooking clothesline to Cowboy Jack Jones. Barry Straight gets up and staggers to the corner tagging in René Sogé. René Sogé enters the ring and stomps on the back of Cowboy Jack Jones. René Sogé jumps up and hits a knee drop to the back of Cowboy Jack Jones before hitting a quick elbow to the back of Cowboy Jack. René Sogé then applies the same headlock that Cowboy Jack locked onto René Sogé earlier in the match.]
Emily: What a match!
[Cowboy Jack is able to power himself up as he shoves René Sogé off. René Sogé runs and bounces off the ropes as Cowboy Jack Jones goes for a clothesline but René Sogé counters into a crucifix pin as the ref counts
1... 2...
kick out by René Sogé. René Sogé rolls Cowboy Jack onto his back and covers as the ref drops down again counting
1... 2...
Cowboy Jack Jones gets the shoulder up! René Sogé picks up Cowboy Jack Jones and Cowboy Jack out of nowhere hits René Sogé with DDT. Cowboy Jack gets up and crawls over until he tags in Doom. Doom gets in and starts stomping on René Sogé. James waits for René Sogé to get up and when he does Doom starts hitting the punches. Doom punches René Sogé to the ropes and then takes them both to the outside.]
Emily: This is Getting Good!
Jake: I wonder who will win!
[Outside René Sogé and Doom start throwing punches at one another, we then go back inside to see Barry Straight and Cowboy Jack going at it inside the ring, both run at each and hit a double close line! Both are outcold on the mat. Outside the ring René Sogé and Doom are locked up, and Doom wins by kneeing René Sogé, Doom then hits a suplex. The Referee has started the count, but Doom and René Sogé don’t hear it! 5… 6… 7… 8… Doom then hears it but René Sogé grabs Doom by the ankle and trips him 9… 10…! The referee then calls for the bell, this match has been deemed a draw!]
Emily: It’s a Draw?!
Jake: Ah man!
Emily: I guess if René Sogé wasn’t going to make it, not one was.
Jake: in that case, he was smart.
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We then go backstage to see Doom and Cowboy Jack walking down the backstage area heading to there Locker room. We all of a sudden coming out of the next hall is Fireball with a chair, he then nails Doom right in the head!
Emily: Holy Shit!
Doom goes flying into the wall, Cowboy Jack then gets ready to nail Fireball, but then Fox steps out from behind a door and nails Cowboy Jack right in the back of the head with a close line.
Jake: That had to hurt.
Cowboy Jack then tries to get back up, but Fireball then nails Cowboy Jack right in the head with the chair… CRACK! The chair is now bent, and Fireball just throws it down. Both then leave the broken tag champions on the floor and walk away, we then fade from this area….
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We then cut backstage, we see Kyle Murphy heading out to ringside, when Erik Dean comes up behind him and stops him.
Erik Dean: What are you doing here tonight Murphy?
Kyle Murphy: Can’t I just come and enjoy the show?
Erik Dean: What are u doing here Murphy?
Kyle Murphy: I am here for two things, both you will find out before the night ends. Now if u excuse me, I have a match to see.
Kyle then walks off, but right as he does, he speaks again.
Kyle Murphy: Oh and Dean, I would be careful tonight, don’t know what could happen before the show ends.
Kyle then walks off and Dean is seen standing there with a confused look on his face.
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Dave Van Dam vs. Lucas Balkan
US
TITLE - NO DQ!
EM: It's main event time, folks!
JK: Yes it is!
EM: Did you just agree with me?
JK: Promise not to tell anyone?
Dave Van Dam is standing in the ring, awaiting the arrival of his
latest
rival, Lucas Balkan. However, the music that hits next is Metallica's
"Enter
Sandman" and Dave Van Dam goes wide- eyed. Kyle Murphy walks out to a
mixed
response and walks down the aisle. Van Dam is just staring at Murphy
with a
confused look on his face as Kyle comes to ringside and crosses around
to
the announce table. Kyle sits down at the announce table and puts a
headset
on. Van Dam is still looking at Murphy when Lucas Balkan runs down the
ramp
and clotheslines Van Dam down from behind.
EM: Hey, Kyle! What are you doing here?!
JK: Yeah, you just distracted Dave Van Dam who is now getting pounded
by
Balkan as this match is under way!
KM: Did I? I hadn't noticed. That's not why I'm here, though. I just
wanted
to let everyone know what I've been up to. As you know, I have been
focusing
on RWA while managing Robin Gallant here in SFT. My goal is to win the RWA
World Heavyweight Championship before returning to SFT. We'll see what
happens in that respect. My coming out here had nothing to do with Van
Dam-
who just got taken down by Balkan with a neckbreaker. I just wanted to
announce that I will be back in SFT in due time and will be in search
of
that SFT Championship when I get here.
In the ring, Balkan has dominated since flooring Van Dam to start the
match.
He delivers a DDT and goes for a pin. Van Dam kicks out at one,
frustrating
Balkan. Lucas waits for Dave get up and attempts a superkick. Van Dam
manages to catch Balkan's foot and spins him around, but Balkan keeps
his
foot up as he spins, catching Van Dam with a heel to the temple.
EM: Nice counter!
As Van Dam attempts to recover from the kick, Balkan suddenly becomes
distracted by something at ringside. The camera follows his gaze to a
small
American flag that Murphy has set in front of him on the announce
table.
JK: Hey, what's that?
EM: What's it look like, moron?
JK: HEY!
As Balkan glares at the flag in disgust and contempt, Van Dam takes
advantage by dropkicking Balkan from behind and sending him over the
top
rope out to the floor. DVD climbs out of the ring and pulls Balkan to
his
feet. Van Dam drives Balkan's face into the annouce table before
rolling
Lucas back into the ring.
EM: That was kind of cheap.
Van Dam slides in and pins Balkan, resulting in a near fall. Van Dam
continues the offense by mounting Balkan and hammering away on him with
rights and lefts. Balkan just tries to cover up as Van Dam wails away
on
him, finally causing the ref to step in and break it up.
Ref: C'mon, let him up!
Van Dam taunts as Balkan struggles to recollect himself. Balkan then
catches
Van Dam walking in, kicking him in the gut. Balkan attempts a
powerbomb, but
Van Dam counters with a head scissor type maneuver, sending Balkan over
the
top rope.
EM: Wow, Balkan just can't seem to stay in the ring here tonight.
Van Dam then taunts again as he waits for Balkan. Lucas gets up on the
ring
apron and Dave walks over to him. Balkan counters by ducking down and
coming
between the top and middle ropes, catching Van Dam with a shoulder to
the
gut. Dave recovers quickly and front facelocks Lucas, bringing him in
hard
with a vertical suplex.
KM: Balkan going in the hard way!
EM: Van Dam floats into a cover!
The ref gets into position and counts.
1... 2...
JK: Balkan may have an opening here!
Balkan steps between the ropes and immediately puts Van Dam in a Boston
crab. Using his leg strength, Van Dam kicks out both legs to send
Balkan
sprawling into the corner. Van Dam pops up and dropkicks Balkan in the
back
with Lucas still caught up in the corner. Balkan falls backwards and
Van Dam
catches him with an inside cradle.
1... 2...
Van Dam stays on him, front facelocking Balkan again. DVD delivers a
vertical suplex, spins up with the facelock still applied, delivers a
second
vertical suplex, spins up again and delivers a third vertical suplex.
EM: Dave Van Dam with the hat trick!
KM: Triple vertical suplexes!
JK: We could be about to crown a new United States Champion!
Van Dam climbs to the top rope and does a quick taunt before leaping
off
with a picture perfect frog splash!
EM: That could be it!
Van Dam covers.
1... 2...
EM: Oh my God!
EM & JK: He kicked out!
KM: Impressive.
DVD starts to get frustrated now as he too thought he had the US title
won.
He questions the referee, who signals two. Van Dam turns around and
Balkan
drills him with a superkick. Lucas covers.
1... 2...
KM: That's impressive, too.
EM: Who do you think is going to win this, Kyle?
JK: Balkan's going to win! He's in control!
EM: Is your name Kyle?
KM: I have to go with Dave Van Dam. I've known this guy for ages. Faced
him
on numerous occassions. He's great. No way Balkan can take him. Dave
may
have been struggling as of late, but he looks damn good here tonight!
Balkan is stomping DVD angrily as Van Dam tries desperately to get
away. As
Balkan goes to kick Van Dam again, Dave catches his foot and trips him
up.
Standing, Dave holds up Balkan's leg and kicks him in the thigh.
Lifting
Balkan to his feet, Van Dam applies a rear waistlock seeking to deliver
a
German suplex. Balkan counters with a standing switch and a knee to the
back, followed by a reverse DDT.
EM:
Balkan drags Van Dam into position and signals for the end.
Lucas Balkan: That's it!
Balkan climbs to the top rope, but is again distracted by something at
ringside. Kyle Murphy is propped up against the announce table with the
United States Championship belt over his shoulder. Balkan glares at
Murphy
before leaping off the top rope, aiming for DVD with the Balkan
Roulette.
Van Dam rolls out of the way and Balkan slams hard to the mat. As
Balkan is
attempting to recover, Van Dam clutches him in an Oklahoma roll.
1... 2... 3!
Kyle Murphy: Here is your winner and NEW United States Champion,
DAVE...
VAN... DAM!
The ref raises Van Dam's hand in victory.
Kyle Murphy: Now Dave... I'm sorry... I didn't come out here to ruin
your
big night or steal your thunder. It had nothing to do with you at all.
I
just wanted to make an announcement. An announcement that in time I
will be
back in SFT and hunting for the Strike Fantasy Towers WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
Championship. So Dave, congratulations. Enjoy. I'm out of here.
Kyle steps out of the ring as Van Dam celebrates his victory. Balkan
slides
back into the ring and attempts to attack Van Dam, but Dave catches him
coming in and nails him in the head with the title belt.
EM: Balkan paid for that!
JK: Did he ever!
DVD climbs goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope, holding
the
title high in celebration.
Balkan kicks out at
two.
Van Dam doesn't mind this and begins to stomp Balkan repeatedly. Balkan
rolls out of the ring, attempting to catch a breath. Climbing back onto
the
ring apron, Balkan catches Van Dam coming in with a stun gun. Lucas
climbs
slowly up the ring steps as Van Dam clutches his throat.
The bell sounds and Kyle Murphy slides in with the title belt and a
microphone in hand. Murphy helps Van Dam to his feet and hands him the
United States Championship belt.
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We then go backstage to Erik Dean’s office, we then open the door and look inside to see Dean knocked out and on the floor in a pool of his own blood. The Camera man then drops the camera to the floor, knocking out the picture, and all we can hear is the sound of the camera man’s voice yelling “WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE!” Titans then fades out….
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--Credits--
Opening:
Erik Dean
Match One: Hect
Commercial One: Erik Dean
Segment One: Erik Dean
Match Two: Hect
Segment Two: Erik Dean
Match Three: Erik Dean
Segment Three: Erik Dean
Segment Four: Erik Dean
Main Event: Kyle Murphy
Ending: Erik Dean