 Strike Fantasy Towers Tuesday Night Titans™ With John Cartwright and Randy White 04/25/06 Tuesday Night 8:00pm Live From Chicago, IL The show opens up to ringside. The lights dim in the arena as Burn by The Cure begins to play over the P.A. System. From backstage Azreal walks out. He looks sidelong at the fans who all despise him. He pulls the suit of his tight and then looks at the ring. His target and heads down the ramp. Just as he starts to climb the steps into the ring the fans start the famous "Az-Hole" chant made famous many years ago. He stops and grins and climbs the stairs into the ring.
RW: What is this all about?
JC: President Azreal and one of the members of the Empire out here to open the show I guess.
Azreal: For years the wrestling world has had its history repeated and forgotten. The world outside of wrestling resembles this as well. Men fight wars and make promises and forget to keep them and forgot they even happened. They forget the mistakes they made. So of course the government tries to remember important things by making official days to remember them. And I the President of the SFT want to do the same.
RW: What kind of garbage is he spewing?
JC: Who knows... only one way to find out.
Azreal: today is a special day and I would like to address one man. One possible future hall of famer to come to the ring right now.
RW: Who is he talking about?
JC: I have no idea.
RW: It has to be some thing involving Nirvana or Christian Cage.
JC: Or Grizzly Z?
RW: No, he woudlnt even go through all this.
Azreal: Ladies and gentlemen I would liek to welcome to the arena.. HAVOC!!
RW/JC: WHAT?
The arena is completely dark as "Bullet-Proof Skin" begins. The only light now comes from the illuminated screen as words appear and pass.. "Carnal"..."Fatal"...."Immortal" The guitar riffs and the crowd pops insanely. Smoke sifts through the entrence ramp, the lights beneath it illuminating it. As the lights are turned on Havoc walks through the smoke to another pop. He walks slowly and gracefully down the ramp, stopping for a moment to gently roll a tuft of smoke from his mouth and look at the "Havoc" signs dispersed amongst the crowd. He slides into the ring and walks to one turnbuckle standing atop it and raising one arm; the crowd pops again. He walks to the corner diagonal from that and poses again, to another pop.
Havoc: Ok Az-hole. What the hell is this all about?
The fans cheer at Havoc and an Az-Hole chant begins throughout the arena just as Azreal was about to start.
Azreal: Cute. Havoc.... Havoc, Today is a special day. A day of good fortune. Throughout the world people are remembering this day. As you and I stand in this ring. Do you realize what is so special about today?
Havoc looks at Azreal who stands in the ring. As from the side Nirvana heads to ringside ina suit and tie. He just stands outside quietly and Havoc looks and sees him and doesnt seem to care much.
RW: Thats Nirvana. Whats he doing here?
JC: I knwo what this is!! This is a Holocaust Reunion!!
RW: What?
Azreal: Today is a special day because it is according to my calander. Holocaust Remembrance Day. And Havoc thats what is special about today! You see Havoc its Holocaust remembrance Day, and just to show you what kind of men we are. The Empire definatly didnt forget YOU!
From the sides out of the arena Christian Cage and Grizzly Z slide into the ring as does Nirvana. They floor him as he tries to fight all five men off. He gets in a few good licks but the sheer numbers overcome him. Azreal slides outside the ring and grabs a steel chair. He hands it to Grizzly Z. As the men Hold Havoc Grizzly Z racks it over his head like a wreath as Havoc drops to the ground. When the entrance clouds with smoke, fireworks flare through the visual obstruction sending sparkes everywhere, and South West Voodoo hits as The Great Malinko makes his way through the fog to the ring. he slides in and Clothslines both Azreal and Nirvana out of the ring and turns ducking a clothsline from Grizzly Z then superkicks him and turns around to get nailed by Christian Cage. Nirvana slides in and headbuts Malinko. Cage lifts him up and nails him with The CKO and the Empire stands over the fallen Malinko and Havoc. As the show goes to commercials.
Simon Jacobs vs. Cody Covington Rookie Match
RW: Well it is time for our first match to night.
JC: well yeah. there are only two matches tonight.
RW: ok, what ever. lets see how these two do tonight.
Jacobs and Covington are already in the ring. staring each other down. and jacobs hits covington with a right cross that stagers him. jacobs throws him to the ropes and hit a monster clothesline.
RW: oh... that looked like it hurt really bad
JC: yes it did!
Jacobs Picks him up and tries for a suplex but it is blocked and covington hits a ddt. he picks up jacbos and hits a russian leg sweep and it send him to the mat. convington then picks him up and starts to hit him with lefts and rights. Jacobs hits the floor.
RW: Covington is showing no mercy on his opponet.
JC: Yeah this guy looks like he wants to end this early.
Jacobs gets to his feet and hits a drop kick on covington. then he goes for the cover 1.....2...and covington kicks out. covington then throws Jacobs to the corner and starts to kick him in the ribs. Jacobs is on the last rope as covington puts his boot on the throght of jacobs. Jacobs looks like he cant breath. the ref comes in and breaks it up. Now covington picks him up and tries to suplex him but he blocks it and hit him with a huge boot to the face. Covington goes down hard. Jacobs is still feeling the affects of the beating that he got and is trying to shake out the cobwebs. Jacobs gets Covington and sligs him to the rope and nails a kick right to the midsection.
RW: ohhhhhhhh
JC: He wanted to chop him in half!!!!
Covington is still trying to catch his breath. Jacobs picks him up and a kick to the side of the head. covington goes down, and Jacobs covers 1....2... and coving ton kicks out!
RW: How the hell did he kick out from that kick?
JC: i dont know.
Jacobs looks stunned. he picks up covington and then covington with a low blow. Jacobs hits his kness in pain. Covington still woozy from the kick to the side of the head starts to climb to the top rope.
RW: looks like the end for Jacobs.
JC: it looks that way.
he gets to the top rope and jumps, trying to hit a missle dropkick, but Jacobs sees him and moves out of the way. Covington is down, and not moving very much. Jacobs gets to the top rope as fast as he can.
RW: covington is to far away!
JC: what the hell is Jacobs trying to do?
Jacobs is on the top rope and flies cross the ring to hits a frogsplash. the crowd explodes as he goes for the cover...
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RW: wow Jacobs pulled it off.
JC: i think covington is dead.
RW: what a great way to start of the night!
Winner: Simon Jacobs RW: LAdies and gentlement this weekend is Seasons int eh Abyss 3 with music by Slayer!JC: Tune in to see it all yourself. Aidan Morag vs. Slash Slater Standard Match
The scene cuts backstage to where both men are down and unconscious. Leaving the scene is Havoc and Malinko who don't seem very happy.
RW: Well Malinko will get his hands on teh Empire, or at least one part of it this sunday at Seasons in the Abyss!
JC: Indeed, and I hear rumor that the empire has their eyes set on the Tag Team gold as it is! Winner: No Contest Cheeky Joe vs. Hardcore Hect Non Title Match
RW: Turns out that the Fans of the SFT Demanded this match hee tonight.
JC: And that sright tonight we deliver. Based on internet referendum.. Hardcore Hect vs. Cheeky Joe!
Tarzan Boy rips through the PA as Joe saunters out of the back. Giving an exaggerated "parade" wave to the crowd, he ambles down to the ring, makes to kick the ref in the nuts, then goes to his corner with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. Then the opening chords of "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley play over the P.A. system as Hardcore Hect walks out from the back. He stands on the stage and raises his fist. He then runs down the aisle and jumps through the bottom and middle ropes, doing a somersault and goes into a corner and crouches waiting for his opponent.
RW: What an intero.. doesn't he realize Joe is already in the ring?
JC: must not!
RW: And our refaree tonight is none other then senior refaree.. wait who is that?
JC: Who cares its jsut a refaree who is calling for the bell.
The two lock up and they sturggle for power over one another and Hect grabs a hammerlock and shoves cheeky joe into the ref.. the ref pushes cheeky joe back into hect who hits him with a drop toe hold. Joe goes down. Hect with a cover.. one..... two.... thr kickout
RW: Was that a fast cont?
JC: yup!
Hect grabs joe by teh hair and picks him up and DDTs him to the matt and stands up and slides out of the ring and reaches under the ring and pulls out a bottle of vodka.
RW: I thought Hect drank tequila?
JC: I dont know!
Hect slides back into the ring and pours some on Joe who slowly gets up and asks for some. Hect says no. Then Joe points to his head. Hect superkicks him to the ground. Hect looks down and drinks some of the alcohol. Joe eventually gets up and takes the bottle away and takes a swig and points the ref to the crowd as the ref looks he kicks Hect right in the nutsack. Hect drops to the ground making the OHHHHH SHIT face. Joe takes a swig and hands the bootle to the refare and goes for a cover. The ref takes a swig as the audience goes nuts. Joe looks around waiting for a count that isnt there. the ref gives a hgue thumbs up. Joe walks over and takes the bottle away and shoves the ref and points to hect on the ground who is now getting up. Joe gets intot eh face of the Ref. the ref reels back threatening to hit joe but Hect grabs the bottle and finishes it off. both the Ref and Joe look at hect then at eachother an Joe chases him out of the ring the ref chasing Joe. hect runs out fo the ring and circles it and slides back into the ring as Joe follows and Hect starts to pound on Joe as he enters.
RW: Hahaha this is hilarious. only in SFT can you have clean entertainment like this!
JC: This is a disgrace to wrestling and the main event of titans.
RW: Did you expect more from the Hectzilla and Cheeky Joe?
JC: shut up and lets hope it ends soon!
Hect then rolls outside andreaches under the mat and pulls out... non other than... the most deadly weapon in SFT history.
RW: OH MY GOD!
JC: I dont believe this crap!
RW: CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HECT HAS RIGHT NOW!
JC: Yes, I can.. its rubber chicken!
Hect holds it up in the air and rulls back in the ring only to get dropkicked by cheeky joe to the outside. Cheeky joe off the ropes runs and charges and corckscrew plancha to the outside but Hect ducsk and Joe hits the guardrail and goes into the audience. hect rolls into the ring and points to the audience in that area and off the ropes charges and gets twice the airtime as Joe and flies into the audience where Cheeky Joe is and both of them go down.
the ref to the outside now grabs both of them and rolls hect into the ring.. then goes and grabs cheeky joe and rolls him into the ring. Hect slowly to his feet and swings as Joe blocks. The ref is rolling into the ring and Hect hits Joe with the Monkey Wrench and goes for the cover.
RW: thats Joes finisher and I think the ref saw it!
And the ref calls for the bell. They toss it in the ring.
RW: WHAT?
JC: Well he did call for it!
RW: And thats the show folks have a good night and dont have nightmares of rubber chickens.. see you at Seasons in the abyss!!
JC: Oh my god now Hect is beating up the ref...
RW: I knew I recognized the ref.. its Average Mike!!
JC: And Hect drills him with the Hecty Driver.
RW: Good Ngiht folks...
Winner: Cheeky Joe |