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Fantasy Towers Tuesday Night Titans™ February 6th, 2007 Live From the Ford Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
The show opens to a huge pyro show, and the camera pans over the fans who hold up thier signs. Some read: "KOTDM!" "Where's Christian?" "In Shawn We Trust" and "Amy Jo & Aliisa: Boner Inducing".
Phil: Hello welcome everybody to another Tuesday Night Titans!
Steve: That's right! We are LIVE from Oklahoma City!
Phil: My hometown!
Steve: What? You are from Ohio!
Phil: Shuddap! I'm trying to win over the fans!
Steve: We've got a great show tonight... four King of the Deathmatch matches, who will advance to round two?
Phil: I know Connor MacDaddy will!
Steve: Okay, One, he's not wrestling tonight, and Two, you are just saying that because Christian Cage is on vacation and MacDaddy is running the show.
Phil: He is? I didn't know that!
Steve: Liar! Anyways, on to our first match!
Match One:
Johnathan Knight: The following match is scheduled for one fall... introducing first... from Denver, Colorado... Dameon!
The first few keyboard notes are being played in "Hate me" while red strobe lights go off at the entrance. I enter through the curtains with steel chair in hand and raise it into the air. Makes way down to the ring pissing of random fans and reaching to hit them. Slides into the ring and stands in his respective corner with chair still in hand.
Johnathan Knight: and his opponent... from Hartford, Connecticut... Malcolm Dred King!
Malcolm walks out when "Ambitionz Az A Ridah" by 2pac starts playing. He throws up the black power fist with his gloved right hand as a wall of flame ignites behind him. Walks down to the ring focused on it. Climbs up the ring steps and whips his feet as a show of respect before entering the ring. As he enters the ring he goes to the closest corner to him and fold his arms, awaiting the match to begin.
Phil: A good ol' fashioned Rookie match!
Steve: Boo yeah!
The bell rings and King immediatly steps into a powerful clothesline from Dameon. Dameon picks King up and backs him into a corner with a fierce flurry of punches. Dameon takes a few steps back, then charges at Malcolm and nails a big boot in the corner.
Phil: God damn! This Dameon guy is ruthless!
King falls face first on the ground. Dameon puts his arms around King's waist and lifts him up, only to fall with a german suplex. Dameon grabs King and lifs him up again, he picks him all the way up and nails the Pendelum Drop!
Steve: Oh snap! Did you see that impact?
Dameon pins...
1.....
2.....
Dameon stands up, and looks down at a motionless King.
Phil: What? You have him beat! Pin him!
Steve: Oh, Dameon is merciless!
Dameon picks up Malcolm again and drops him with 'The Gallow's End'. Then makes a pin...
1.....
2....
Dameon stands up again, and looks down at Malcolm Dred King's now lifeless body.
Phil: What? Somebody stop this before Malcolm get's killed!
Dameon picks King up again and hits another 'Gallow's End'! He pins...
1.....
2.....
3!!
Steve: Thank god it is over, Dameon may have seriously hurt this newcomer.
Phil: Dameon is damn impressive, I see some big things in his future here in SFT.
Steve: That man is a monster.
WINNER - DAMEON
Match Two:
The Great Malinko is seen in the back walking to the ring.
Phil: Here comes The Great Malinko, ready for his match!
TGM stops in his tracks as SFT owner Connor MacDaddy steps out in front of him.
Connor MacDaddy: Where do you think you are going?
The Great Malinko: To the ring.
Connor MacDaddy: That won't be necissary... you see, Cyril Acheton and I just had a little arguement. I saw him in his locker room getting ready, and he was going to wear an RWA shirt to the ring. So I disqualified him in the Deathmatch tournament and ejected him from the building. Which unfortunatly means, that you seemingly get a free pass into the next round. Now, since you are a member of the worst stable in SFT's history, the Legacy... it really breaks my heart that you are moving on, but there is not much I can do.
The Great Malinko: You are lucky I am getting a free pass, because I would be kicking your ass right now if I didnt.
Malinko walks away as Connor looks pissed.
Connor MacDaddy: Malinko! Make sure your Legacy cronies watch the TV, I'm about to say some interesting things!
Connor MacDaddy storms off in the direction of the ring.
WINNER - NOBODY (TGM ADVANCES IN KOTDM)
"Mack Daddy" hits the PA and Connor MacDaddy walkks down the aisle.
Phil: Here's our great boss!
Steve: You know he is trying to close down SFT, right? We'll all be out of jobs.
Phil: That bastard!
Connor walks up the stairs and enters the ring, and he is handed a mic.
Connor MacDaddy: As I speak, I am in possession of a permit... a permit authorizing the demolishion of the Strike Tower. This permit requires the signatures of four people. I have signed it. My partner Aiden Morag signed it, because he has a cushy job waiting for him over at *shiver* Renegade Wrestling Alliance. SFT President Allisa O'Toole signed it after I whiped the mat with her at New Beginnings. I beat her up so bad, she immediately starting lezzing out with Amy Jo Smyth. Ask any doctor, getting your ass whooped by a member of the opposite sex, can turn you into a homosexual. It's science. So I need one more signature, and the tower is falling... that signature would be of one Christian Cage, the SFT CEO. Christian, I know you aren't here tonight, but I want you to know. If I have to literally murder you, and drag your bloody hand across this permit, I will do it. You don't know the lengths I will go through to destroy SFT. But I will guarauntee, that at this February PPV... the Strike Tower will be no more. I promise you.
"Mack Daddy" plays again as MacDaddy leaves the ring.
Phil: I just got chills.
Match Three:
Jonathan Knight: This match is a King of the Deathmatch. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 236 pounds, from Osaka, Japan, Nirvana!!!
The crowd begins to shout as the arena goes black and pictures of a morgue appear on the striketron. Pictures of bodies ripped apart, bodies crawling with maggots, etc. As the fans begin to boo a light shines onto the ramp as the pictures on the jumbotron change to a big grey screen.
Holocaust by Savatage hits the pa as a beutiful image of a butterfly emerging from it's cacoon appears on the jumbotron. The arena is plunged into gold which flashes into silver every other second, than back into gold. Images of babies being born and people filing into churches and other social places to appear on the jumbotron. First just a child walking, and than a bear attacking a wolf and ripping it's guts out. A sigh is sent out over the pa as white powder begins to call from the arena celing. Soon, the jumbotron shows images of past Jeff King matches from SFT and RWA. Finaly, the last image shown is of Jeff King holding the SFT title above his head after his first world title win.
JEFF KING appears on the jumbotron as King walks from behind the curtains with Lucretia at his side, dressed in torn and tattered battle clothes. They are black and show wear from any battles, As if it's tradition to wear them in each battle he had. The crowd beings to cheer, but most of them are in awe of him as he walks towards the ring with great stride. He has his trademark cane at his side, the tip sharpened into a spike. Around his neck is barbed wire, tied together into a huge rope of wire. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring, slapping the fans hands, and nodding towards the fans, who, in turn, cheer him. Climbing into the ring with Lucretia, he removes his shirt, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. Lucretia raises his arm above his head and goes in for a passionate kiss, than leaves the ring to take her place at the side. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and nods to the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring with his barbed wire.
Jonathan Knight: and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sean Rollins!!!
Sean Rollins walks to the ring. Axe Meyer is the referee for this contest. Sean Rollins gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Nirvana. Sean Rollins executes a pumphandle suplex on Nirvana. (ding, ding, ding) Nirvana knifehand chops Sean Rollins. Sean Rollins is hit with a backward kick. Nirvana grabs Sean Rollins and applies an arm wrench. Sean Rollins is up again. Sean Rollins goes for a running forearm smash but Nirvana dodges the attack.
Steve: The SFT is the only place for entertainment like this!
Nirvana with a huge fisherman buster on Sean Rollins. Nirvana gets up. Sean Rollins climbs to his feet. Sean Rollins takes Nirvana off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Nirvana is back on his feet. Nirvana neck snaps Sean Rollins. Nirvana gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Sean Rollins. Now Nirvana standing. Nirvana hits Sean Rollins with a baba chop. Nirvana does a cartwheel and kicks Sean Rollins in the face. Sean Rollins gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Nirvana. Sean Rollins gets up. Sean Rollins hits the fallaway slam on Nirvana. Sean Rollins gets up. Sean Rollins takes Nirvana out to the floor. Sean Rollins hits Nirvana with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Sean Rollins gets back to his feet. Sean Rollins measures Nirvana up and drops a closed fist. Nirvana moves back to his feet. Nirvana kicks Sean Rollins in the groin.
Phil: Sean Rollins takes a kick to the groin.
Sean Rollins hits him with a back fist. Sean Rollins executes a spinning back suplex on Nirvana. Nirvana gets up. Nirvana picks Sean Rollins up and side slams him to the concrete.
Steve: Good side slam by Nirvana.
Nirvana is back on his feet. Nirvana knees Sean Rollins and rolls back to his feet. Nirvana executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sean Rollins. Now Nirvana standing. Sean Rollins is back on his feet. Nirvana with a takeover suplex on Sean Rollins.
Phil: Sean Rollins really felt that takeover suplex!
Now Nirvana standing. Sean Rollins gets up. Nirvana takes Sean Rollins into the ring. Sean Rollins gets sidewalk slammed by Nirvana. Nirvana gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Nirvana stands up. Nirvana hits Sean Rollins with the back of his elbow. Nirvana get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sean Rollins. Nirvana moves back to his feet. Nirvana executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Sean Rollins. Sean Rollins gets up. Sean Rollins hits a jumping elbow hrust on Nirvana. Nirvana gets back to his feet. Nirvana spinebuster bombs Sean Rollins onto the mat. Nirvana sucks chants start in the crowd. Nirvana measures Sean Rollins up and drops a closed fist. Nirvana puts Sean Rollins in an arm grapevine submission. Nirvana hits Sean Rollins with an elbowdrop. Nirvana stomps Sean Rollins. Nirvana sucks chants start in the crowd. Nirvana heads to the out side and grabs a chair. He slides back into the ring. The fans boo badly....Nirv throws the chair Rollins way and nails him with a Vandaminator....He then runs off the ropes and hits the Cancer. The ref goes for the cover....
1.....
2.....
3!!
Jonathan Knight:The winner of this match, Nirvana!!!
WINNER - NIRVANA
Match Four:
We cut back to ringside to see official Titans announcer, Hardcore
Hect, standing in the center of the ring with a microphone. He puts it
up to his mouth as the crowd cheers.
Hardcore Hect: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a
King of the Death Match Round One Match! Introducing first… The
greatest thing since sliced bread… “The King of Chaos”…
HAAAAAAAAAAAAARDCOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!
Hect nods as the crowd cheers louder. Suddenly the lights dim and a red
and green spot lights fly through out the arena. “Number One” By Nelly
blasts over the PA. “Never The Less, Always The More” Flashes in huge
red lettering on the StrikeTron before highlights of Aidan’s fourteen
wins flash slowly on the screen.
The New Intercontinental Champion and still One Half of The Tag Team
Champions walks to the top of the ramp. Aidan Morag stands at the top
of the ramp receiving a mixture of boos and cheers. Aidan waits for the
noise to quiet down some before he removes the Intercontinental Title
from his waist and places it over his free shoulder. Soon after Aidan
makes his way ever so confidently to the ring.
Hardcore Hect: And my opponent… From “Fuck Yourself”, Indiana… The
world’s largest douche bag…*sigh* Aidan Morag.
Aidan sneers at Hect as he reaches the ring. Aidan lays his titles on
the ring steps and then slowly climbs into the ring. Hect smiles as
Aidan walks over to him, spewing obscenities. Before Aidan has a chance
to react, Hect hits him in the face with the microphone! Aidan stumbles
backwards as Hect tosses down the mic and the ref calls for the bell.
Aidan shakes it off and the two lock up. Morag gains the advantage,
grabbing onto the arm of Hect and wrenching it. Morag jabs his elbow
into the extended left arm of Hect, and twists it some more. Irish whip
by Morag, but Hect intelligently slides under the bottom rope, escaping
to ringside.
Phil: This isn't what we are used to seeing from Hect.
Steve: Meh.
Hect climbs up on the apron and Morag allows him to enter. Hect does
so. They both lock up once more, and Morag gains the advantage once
more with a go behind. Hect counters into a side headlock, but Morag
pushes Hect into the ropes. Hect bounces back and Aidan nails him with
a high dropkick! Hect lands hard on the mat and looks up at Morag who
stands tall now and confident.
Phil: What a dropkick from the Intercontinental Champion!
Aidan backs up and Hect rises to his feet. They meet in the middle of
the ring again, and lock up. Morag knees Hect in his gut and delivers a
few forearm shots. Hect blocks one and begins to deliver some of his
own. Hect sends Morag running with an irish whip. Morag bounces off the
ropes and comes back with a jumping clothesline! Hect gets up but Aidan
runs and takes him down with another jumping clothesline! Morag then
hops up onto the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a missle dropkick
taking Hect down once again!
Steve: Aidan Morag taking it to Hardcore Hect!
Hect is sent across the ring and rolls out onto the apron. He pulls
himself up using the ropes and Aidan Morag approaches but Hect is ready
as he nails Morag over the head with a punch. Hect climbs the
turnbuckle to the top, but Aidan is able to stop him from executing a
move as he climbs up as well and chops Hect across his chest.
Phil: They are high up there… Someone is going to get hurt!
Hect begins jabbing Morag in his gut, then puts him in a fireman carry
position and tosses him Death Valley Driver style down to ringside!
Morag crashes to the floor!
Steve: Awwww shit, son! Aidan just got thrown to the outside from the
top rope!
Phil: I told you someone would get hurt.
Morag stirs, holding his back in pain. He gets to his feet and Hect
leaps off the top with a flying headscissors and connects! The crowd is
going wild. Hect gets to his feet and picks Morag up as well. Hect
whips Morag into the barricade, and Morag hits back first. Hect pulls
Morag away from the corner and Morag fights back with a big kick to the
gut followed by two chops to the chest of Hect. Aidan goes behind Hect
and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex and drops him down on the
floor.
Phil: Those protective mats don't give the wrestlers much of a landing,
but at least they ease the pain somewhat.
Steve: …
Morag then hops on the barricade and stands up on it completely. Hect
gets to his feet and Morag flips off, grabbing Hect by the neck, and
nails a flipping neckbreaker!
Steve: Blockbuster by Aidan Morag from the barricade!
The crowd once again cheers for the wrestlers. Morag favors his back as
he gets to his feet, and then picks Hect up. Hect with a knee to the
gut of Morag, then rolls him into the ring. Hect gets on the apron and
rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. Aidan and Hect rise and Hect
kicks him in his gut a few times, backing him into a corner. Hect lifts
Aidan to the top and slaps him across his face. He then climbs up and
hops on Morag's shoulders… Aidan manages to turn the tide and pushes
Hect away but Hect lands on his feet! Aidan leaps off the top but Hect
is ready and kicks him in his gut… Hect grabs Aidan by the head and
scales the turnbuckle all the while spinning the whole 360 degrees and
plants Morag with a DDT! Hect makes the cover.
1…
2…
NO!
Phil: What action from these great wrestlers!
Steve: Hooray!
Hect gets to his feet and backpeddles into the ropes then comes
forward, flips forward, and drops his leg on the chest of Morag. He
covers…
1…
2…
NO!
Hect gets up again, this time bringing Aidan up with him. Hect whips
Aidan to the ropes. Aidan bounces back and ducks a clothesline attempt
from Hect. Morag bounces off the opposite ropes, Hect ducks a
clothesline from Morag and manages to hook his arm around Aidan’s
shoulder and brings him down with a Russian Legsweep! Hect covers again…
1…
2…
NO!
Phil: So close!
Hect then locks in a leglock submission on Aidan and the referee asks
Morag if he wants to call it quits. Morag does not give. The crowd
cheers. Aidan attempts to turn the two over in a reversal and does! He
escapes and the two get to their feet. Hect swings but Morag reverses
into a backslide!
1…
2…
NO!
Morag doesn't allow Hect to get far and pins again, this time rolling
him up in a schoolboy.
1…
2…
NO!
Both men get up. Hect scoops Aidan up and slams him to the mat. Morag
staggers to his feet and Hect comes off the ropes into a swinging DDT!
Phil: Here's the cover!
1…
2…
NO!
Hardcore Hect then makes his way up the turnbuckle as Aidan rises to
his feet. Aidan Morag gets up and Hect looks to take flight, but Morag
rushes to the corner and scales the turnbuckle, then brings Hect and
himself crashing to the mat with a belly to belly suplex!
Steve: Amazing!
Both men are down, and the referee begins to make the 10-count. As he
gets to 'five', they rise up and exchange lefts and rights. Morag
finally nails Hect with a jawbreaker, bounces off the ropes,
cartwheels, then nails a superkick on Hect! Morag isn't done yet,
though… He gets out on the apron and calls for Hect to get up, which he
does in due time. Morag then springboards off the top rope and grabs
onto Hect as he reaches him, then brings him down with a flatliner!
Phil: Never seen that before…
Aidan covers.
1…
2…
NO!
Aidan can't believe it! He doesn't waste any more time though and picks
Hect up and pushes him into the corner. Morag climbs up and jumps on
the shoulders of Hect, executing a super hurricanrana! Hect crashes
down to the mat and Morag gets out onto the apron. He leaps onto the
top rope and springboards off with shooting star press!
Steve: Uh oh!
Phil: Hect gets the knees up!
Aidan lands hard on the knees of Hect! He rolls around, clutching his
stomach. Hect now rises to his feet and locks in a dragon sleeper, but
locks his legs around Morag's midsection.
Phil: Ahh!
Morag reaches for the ropes but it’s no use. Hect puts all his strength
into the submission hold. The referee asks him if he wants to quit and
Aidan refuses. The crowd cheers loudly as Aidan tries and tries to
reach the ropes. He somehow pushes himself closer and closer, finally
grabbing the bottom rope! The referee forces Hect to release the hold.
Steve: Lucky for Aidan he reached those ropes… That could've been the
end of the line for him.
Aidan pulls himself under the ropes onto the apron but Hect stops him
from getting away and pulls him to a standing position. Hect lifts
Morag up for a suplex, but Aidan counters and lands behind Hect in the
ring.. German Suplex! Hect is folded up!
Steve: What a German Suplex!
Morag then crawls under the bottom and middle ropes to the apron. He
jumps up to the top ring rope and bounces off with a springboard
shooting star press to Hect!
Phil: Aidan connects!
1…
2…
NO!
Steve: How in the hell did he kick out?!
Phil: Rah!
Aidan pounds the mat in frustration then climbs to his feet, bringing
Hect up with him. Aidan stands there, mocking a dazed Hect for a
moment. Aidan goes for a shot to Hect’s face but Hect manages to block
it and lands the Hecty Cutter [3/4 Turn Neckbreaker] from out of
nowhere! The crowd goes crazy as Hect flops down over the chest of Aidan.
1…
2…
3!
”Subconscious” by The Cure hits as the crowd cheers loudly. Hect slowly
climbs to his feet and raises his arms to the crowd. He yells at the
referee who then grabs a microphone from outside of the ring and hands
it to Hect.
Hardcore Hect: And here is your winner… Moving on to Round 2… The
Motherfucking King of Chaos… Yours truly,
HAAAAAAAAAAAARDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!
WINNER - HARDCORE HECT
Main Event:
Phil: It's time for Rayn and Amy Jo Smyth...This should be an amazing match
Steve: Yeah Amy is looking to roebound from her loss at the PPV. This will be a tough match for her against the reigning TV champion..Let's send it down to the ring...
Jonathan Knight: Ladies and gentleman it's time for a first round match in the King of the Deathmatch Tournament.
"London Bridge by Fergie blares througout the arena and the fans rise to their feet.
Jonathan Knight: Making her way down to the ring the former SFT Intercontinental Champion Amy jo Smyth.
Amy comes from behind the curtain and the fans erupt. She makes her way down to the ring and awaits Rayn.
"Anger Chair" by Alice in Chains blasts over the load speaker and the Television champ walks down towards the ring with a smile on his face.
Jonathan Knight: Making his way down to the ring...He is the SFT Television Champion.....Daniel "Rayn" Kalis...
Phil: These two look ready for battle this is going to be an incredible match that I guarentee.
The ref calls for the bell and the two superstars creep around the ring. They collar and elbow tie up and Rayn get's the early advantage.....He pulls Amy's head down into a headlock. Amy whips him against the ropes and attempts a clothsline Rayn ducks under the clothsline and hits Amy with a shoulder block sending her to the ground. He picks her up and whips her to the ropes again, He nails her with a back body drop. He stays on the offesnive and put's on a rear naked choke.....
Phil: This is a dominating proformance so far by our Television champion.
Steve: He looks to put her away early in this match....
The fans begin to chant Amy's name and she slowly makes it to her feet. She elbows Rayn in the mid-section and it breaks the hold. Rayn bounces off the ropes and attempts a high boot. Amy ducks and nails Rayn with a short clothsline.....
Phil: What a resilient move by Amy......
Steve: Yes let's see if she can capitilize.
Rayn and Amy make it to their feet at the same time. Amy leans on the ropes and Rayn charges her Amy ducks and back drops him to the outside. Amy heads to the outside. She bounces Rayn's head of the announce table. She then picks him up and whips him the ring post. He slams against the post and clutches his head in pain. Amy looks out to the fans who are chanting her name....
Phil: What an amazing turn of event's here. Amy has taken control.
Amy flips up the apron and take a chair from under the ring...The fans go crazy.....She walks over to Rayn. He is slowly making his way to his feet. He leans against the ring post. Amy winds up and attempts to hit him. Rayn moves out of the way at the last second and Amy smacks the ring post. Rayn follws with a spear....
Steve: That would have been it. If Amy would have hit that it would have been over.
Phil: It was all instinct...I guess that's why he is the Television Champion.
Both competitiors lay on the floor. Rayn slowly starts to stir and picks up Amy. He delivers a snap suflex on the floor and Amy rithes in pain. Rayn makes it back to his feet and looks out to the fans who boo him. He flips up the ring apron and takes out a table. The fans scream in anticipation. He slides it into the ring and begins to set it up. He get's it set up and as he does Amy slides under the ropes and hit's him with a low blow....
The ref begins to count...1.....2....3....4....5...6...7...Amy makes it to her feet. And goes back to the outside she picks the chair up and slides it into the ring. She positions the chair in the ring and picks up Rayn. She bounces off the ropes and hit the Southern Charm onto the chair....
Phil: Oh my god...That is a devistating move Amy just won this match
Amy covers Rayn. And the Ref begins to count....
1.....
2.....
Kickout!
Steve: The television champ kicked out. Remarkable I don't believe it.
Phil: This is incredible what a match....
Amy looks at the ref in disbelief....She goes for the cover again...
1.....
2.....
Kickout!
Amy goes to the top rope and attempts a flying elbow. Rayn slowly moves out of the way and Amy comes crashing down on the steel chair in the ring.....She riths in pain as she holds her arm. Rayn gets to his feet and kicks Amy in the gut, then hits the Epiphany! He rolls her over for a pin!
Phil: This is it! I can feel it!
1.....
2.....
3!!
Steve: Rayn moves on in the Deathmatch tournament!
WINNER - DANIEL "RAYN" KALIS
Phil: That's it for tonight folks!
Steve: To recap, Rayn and The Great Malinko both move onto the second round of the King of the Deathmatch! \
Phil: It's also been confirmed that Nirvana will be going one-on-one with Hardcore Hect in a Taipei Fistfight in the second round of KOTDM!
Steve: That's right, make sure to tune into Inferno for more Deathmatch action! and right back here at Titans next week for the beginning of round two!
Phil: Goodnight!
fadeout.... Credits |
